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Hey Everyone! Hopefully everyone enjoyed the first of many holidays during the holiday season. Come celebrate being back in DC by running with your weekly Thursday hash! Yeah regularity! WANTED: Justs to help hare! Are you a Just and want to help give back to the hash? Can you take instructions from an experienced hare […]
EWH3# 857: The Third Anal Alice in Wonderland/Unbirthday Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, November 13 – Bethesda Metro (Red Line) To all the Cheshire Cats, White Rabbits, Mad Hatters, and Jabberwockies, This Thursday, November 13th, is the Third Anal Alice in Wonderland/Unbirthday trail! We will toast you (and everyone else) on not-your-birthday with a (tactfully) titillating […]
Hey Everyone! You thought your liver didn’t have to deal with it anymore, but Twinkle Juice is back from the dead and it has its eyes set on YOU this week. Come out to support your favorite Halloweenie and crew for this year’s only costumed trail. Oh wait…. And as you make your way to […]
Allllllright! Save the Drama for yo’ Mama or yo’ Llama and get psyched for one of the best weekends to be a hasher in the DC area! Like a hemorrhagic fever, Red Dress is upon us, and to celebrate, EWH3 will be offering you a smorgasbord of trails- well, only two. But choose your own […]
Wankers- Have you ever wanted to try out another hash to see how they do things? Join EWH3 next Saturday (9/27), as we take a field trip to visit DCH4 at the Glenmont metro station at the end of the Red line. Hash time is 3PM to join one of the oldest hashes in the DC area (founded in 1978). There will be plenty of […]
Hello Wankers! Man, I really was LABORIN’ to get this to you yesterday, but had to wait until today! Check out the song of the week (SOTW) as designated by your Song Meister, HHH: SOTW: Why Was (S)He Born So Beautiful? Sung to the tune of this! Why was he born so beautiful? Why […]
Hello! Oh yeah, Monday! Time to start dreaming about Thursday, when we get to embody these words: “The human spirit is more powerful than any drug – and THAT is what needs to be nourished: with work, play, friendship, family. THESE are the things that matter.”- Robin Williams Check out the song of […]
Wankers, Check it. Last week, we had some fun sending off Blow White from her DC haring duties. This week, we gon’ have more fun. Also, in an attempt to get you wankers singing each week, check out the song of the week (SOTW) as designated by your Song Meister, HHH (CLICK THE […]
Wankers, Special announcement – The DC Beer Mile 2014 is this Friday! WHAT: DC Beer Mile WHEN: Friday August 8 7PM ** sharp ** (6:30 hash time if this helps your half-brain comprehend) WHERE: Follow flour from U-St Metro — Vermont Ave exit WHO: You! To register* send dcbeermile@gmail.com an email with the following information: Hash Name: Gender: Home Kennel: […]
Wankers, After a trail in the wilds of Northern VA, it’s time to explore what Southern VA (metro-accessibly speaking) has to offer. Not only do you get a great trail, but there will be some Karaoke at the On After. In that spirit, click here to let me know what you think are the best and worst Karaoke […]