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EWH3# 781: The Come Run and Drink Beer Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday July 25, 2013- Forest Glen Metro (Red Line)
Good Morning Wankers! Noted take-aways from last weeks trail: Rain wash away important trail markings; beer wash away cares and concerns. We once again showed those kickballers who is boss (drunker). Your regularly scheduled program this week is: EWH3# 781: The Come Run and Drink Beer Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday July 25, 2013- Forest Glen […]
EWH3# 780: The Second Time’s a Charm Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday July 18, 2013- McPherson Square Metro (Blue and Orange Line)
Hello Wankers! I heard there was a spike in GoldBond sales after last week’s jorts fiesta, so I trust everyone is good and recovered for this Thursday. Apparently the regulars at Freddie’s wanted to write bad Yelp reviews in response to our awesome karaoke. I’ll leave it up to you whether or not you want […]
EWH3# 778: The America’s Birthday Trail! 1 PM Thursday July 4, 2013- Stadium-Armory Metro (Blue-Orange Line)
Hey Party People! Hopefully you have managed to dry off after last week’s raincircleofawesomeness. I for one did not mind the rain because I was overheated from exploring all of Woodley Park in an attempt to find anything resembling a trail! I believe our hares may get an award for the most amount of conflicting […]
EWH3# 775: The Bueller? Bueller? Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday June 13, 2013- King Street-Old Town Metro (Blue and Yellow Line)
Hello Wankers! DC saw a sudden surge in hand sanitizer after last week’s trail, but unlike popular belief, this was not because of our nice little swim in the Anacostia to Kingman Island- it was more due to drinking at Trusty’s- ZING! That being said, kudos to the hares- it’s a pretty big deal for […]
EWH3# 774: The Drama Free Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday June 6, 2013- Stadium-Armory (Blue and Orange Line)
Hello Wankers! After sweating through everything in existence during last week’s 90+ degree weather, your Mismanagment is proud to offer a temporary break in the heat with this week’s projections of only 80+ degree weather on Thursday. All you have to do is pay us $1 dollar more each! Yes, this Thursday the hash goes […]
EWH3# 773: The “One Dollar Make You Holler” Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday May 30, 2013- Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro
Hello Wankers! I hope you are all done shaking off the after-effects of a long weekend (blessing or curse) and have successfully lied to your co-workers about how you really chose to spend MDW (“No, I did not drink 4Loko- isn’t that stuff illegal, anyway?”). I myself am still sore because I did 4 whole […]
EWH3# 772: The “I Just Blue Myself” Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday May 23, 2013- King Street Metro (Blue/Yellow Line)
Good Afternoon Wankers! You’ve had 3 days to clear out your colons from the 100+ McDoubles (thank you, Cum Dumpling!) and prepare yourself for yet another binge of drinking and running. Man, I can’t wait until I hit 369- anyone up for veggie tacos? Your regularly scheduled program this week is: EWH3# 772: The “I […]