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Do you consider yourself a witch? Does the thought of pumpkins make you want to run Amok Amok Amok Amok? Join the Boozy Whore-or Ladies as we stumble through Georgetown looking for sexy ghosts and booze! When: September 19th. 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15! Where: Foggy Bottom – follow marks to start! Hares: GeriatricMandering; […]
Can you believe it’s been a DECADE of running around in non-clothing? No… no, you probably can’t. Memories don’t form correctly when under the influence of Twinkle Juice. There’s an anthem for that: ♫Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock♫♫What the hell was in that shot?♫ ♫Chocolate Milk and Everclear♫ ♫Should have stuck to drinking beer♫ ♫Now I have to Twinkle […]
Wow, ten years of Jorts Association of Arlington Trails. That’s almost as long as your jorts should be short. Come on out in your favorite pair of jeans-cut-into-shorts, or jorts (everyone can tell if they’re just jean shorts- you’re not fooling anyone), and enjoy a Jorts trail through Arlington that ends exactly where you think it does, because there’s two […]
Think tropical thoughts as we tour the finest watering holes that Cleveland Park/Adams Morgan has to offer! When: Thursday, August 22nd, 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15! Where: Cleveland Park – follow marks to start! Hares: Gunna Probably Spew, Heaven’s Gape, special guest appearance(s) Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Walkers’ trail is everything […]
Tired of wearing both shorts AND a shirt on trail? Wish there was a better option? There is! The Romper is truly the Swiss Army Knife of clothing. So join us at Mt. Vernon Square for our own mini romper convention. Don your romper, romphim, or romplette for a trail that will knock your blocks off. When: 6:45 […]
Friday, August 2 is International Beer Day! Celebrate the eve of this sacred holiday by stumbling through the woods with people you thank Gispert are not your blood relatives, then gather ’round a religious adviser to tell heartwarming stories mock your fellow wankers in scatological detail. Twas the night before Beermas, when all through the hashThe creatures were r*nning, […]
“My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.” -John Belushi (Bluto)Fall semester is fast approaching, and that means Greek life is on-on! So don your backwards hats, crop tops, and salmon shorts, and prepare to rush Εω. “Frats don’t like boring sororities!” So let’s get weird! When: Thursday, July 25, 6:45 PM circle up, […]
On July 20, 1969 America landed on the Moon. This trail marks the 50th Anniversary of the Moon Shot by giving you the opportunity to do a “moonshot” of your own — namely by showing your ass and getting drunk. Wear that space stuff you already have lying around or just make a tin foil […]
Is that your rising sign or are you happy to see me? Come see the Aries & Leos be FRBs, the Virgos & Cancers skip to end, and Pisces & Libras get lost af. If there’s one thing all the signs have in common, it’s a love for beer! When: 6:45 PM, July 11th, 2019. Pack […]
Thursday is the 4th of July, but it’s still a hashing day! So don your most patriotic outfits, cum out to Anacostia and join as we romp through and past some of DC’s best and least know historic sites in our never ending quest to run to great lengths for beer. When: THIS IS DIFFERENT […]