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“My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.” -John Belushi (Bluto)Fall semester is fast approaching, and that means Greek life is on-on! So don your backwards hats, crop tops, and salmon shorts, and prepare to rush Εω. “Frats don’t like boring sororities!” So let’s get weird! When: Thursday, July 25, 6:45 PM circle up, […]
On July 20, 1969 America landed on the Moon. This trail marks the 50th Anniversary of the Moon Shot by giving you the opportunity to do a “moonshot” of your own — namely by showing your ass and getting drunk. Wear that space stuff you already have lying around or just make a tin foil […]
Is that your rising sign or are you happy to see me? Come see the Aries & Leos be FRBs, the Virgos & Cancers skip to end, and Pisces & Libras get lost af. If there’s one thing all the signs have in common, it’s a love for beer! When: 6:45 PM, July 11th, 2019. Pack […]
Thursday is the 4th of July, but it’s still a hashing day! So don your most patriotic outfits, cum out to Anacostia and join as we romp through and past some of DC’s best and least know historic sites in our never ending quest to run to great lengths for beer. When: THIS IS DIFFERENT […]
Greetings wankers! Some long time ago, maybe even in the Summer of 1969, a baby was dropped into the world who would one day become one of EWH3’s Top 10 Most Prolific Hashers of all Time. Yay! So come on out to Takoma and celebrate a Hashy Birthday to Shamrock Your Cock as she makes […]
Dun-dun. Dun-dun. Dun-dun.In honor of the 44 th anniversary of the release of Jaws, mako your way over to PCity for the SHARKBAIT (Ooh-ha-ha) Trail. Come dressed as your favorite shark or bait… just not jailbait. Shout outs to some of our favorite sharks… Left Shark, Baby Shark, and Land Shark. Do what the lifeguards tell you- if you can find […]
It’s hot. It’s humid. It’s summer in DC. Cool off with the biggest pool-free pool part this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, prepare to get wet and wild. For the second year in a row, we’ll have itsy-bitsy attire and plenty of gummy […]
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a thirsty hasher in possession of a good vessel, must be in want of a beverage.” – Jane AustenPride month in DC. Not since Regency Britain has there been such an idyllic time. So don your most festive attire and join the pack as it pridefully pounds its way through NW. You […]
We’re in the middle of the most unusual anal run of a Triple Crown in some time with a nice disqualification at the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness seemed to go without a hitch, and the Belmont is just weeks away. So don your seersucker and your big flowery hats, or whatever comes to mind when you think “Derby”, or “horses”, […]
Happy prom season wanks and wankettes! Did you get detention a lot in school? Were you ever punished by being thrown onto the MATHletes team? Were you the hot soccer jock who barely passed their classes? Angry artist? Even if you were the wall flower or outcast, fear not! All are welcum at this end […]