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EWH3 #1164: Waterworld, with Incumming MisManagement – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 16th – Shaw/Howard University (Green/Yellow)

Last week you kissed Outgoing MisMan goodbye with the trying trails of Mad Max Madness – this week, get wet with your new MM in Waterworld! Get ready to worship your drunken sailors of the Exxon Valdez,   find out your crush has gills,  ​and drink mysterious yellow liquid. When: 6:45 PM, Thursday January 16, 2020. Pack […]

EWH3 #1162: The Fury Road: I Hash, I Drink, I Hash Again Trail! – January 9, 2020 – Georgia Ave./Petworth Station (Green/Yellow)

Hash the Wasteland! You’re either a feral bloodbag… An Imperator gone rogue for a past that no longer exists… Or Warboys, driving the Road to Valhalla on SUCH A LOVELY DAY! Have some precious Aguacola and seek either the approval or destruction of Immortan Joe! WITNESS ME! When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15! Where: […]

EWH3 #1161: The Fourth Running of the Snuggie Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 2nd – Gallery Place-Chinatown (Green/Yellow/Red Lines)

Welcome to the non-holiday side of winter. Find you blankets, snuggies, and onesies (which should be close at hand for AGM!) to help you deal with your holiday hangovers! When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 2nd, 2019. Pack away at 7:15! Where:  Gallery Place – Chinatown (Green / Red / Yellow) Hares: GeriatricMandering; Colliteral Damage; Split Her Bare; Honey […]

EWH3 #1158: The 5th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 12th – Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)

Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line) – follow marks to start!wear it! That’s right, for the fifth year in a […]

EWH3 #1156 Thanksgiving Trail 2019 in Rosslyn

This is somewhere about the 15th or 16th year your hares are hosting this trail!  Don’t look to get your marathon training done for the week on this trail.  As the fairest member of your hares so eloquently put it years ago, “You won’t burn off the calories found in one scoop of mashed potatoes […]