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EWH3 #1182 – Shiggy Sock Pageant (Virtual Trail)

Join us for an On-After! See info below! Scroll for Zoom circle info! Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here! Post your photos to the Google Photos album here! When: Any time on Thursday, May 21 (but circle up at 7pm!) Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you decide Theme: Show off your wildest, weirdest, and most […]

EWH3 #1181 – We’ve Got Spirit, Yes We Do! (Virtual Trail)

NEW THIS WEEK! Join us for an On-After! See info in the trail announcement. Scroll to the end for Zoom info! Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here! Post your photos to the Google Photos album here! When: Any time on Thursday, May 14 (but circle up at 7pm!) Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you […]

EWH3 #1180 – For the Love of Orange Food (Virtual Trail)

When: Any time on Thursday, May 7 (but circle up at 7pm!) Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you decide Theme: Each week that passes by without a bag of spicy nacho Doritos, a cupful of semi-stale Cheetos, or the electrifying cut on my mouth from generic-brand Cheez-Itz feels like an eternity. I long for the […]

EWH3 #1179 – National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day (Virtual Trail)

When: Any time on Thursday, April 30 (but circle up at 7pm!) Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you decide Theme: What’s the quickest way to double the wanker count of EWH3? By adding adorable, fluffy beer bitches! We encourage you to walk/show off your fur babies or fosters, named or not. Bring them to circle […]

EWH3 #1178 – Wacky Hashy Hair Day (Virtual Trail)

Scroll to the end for Zoom circle info! Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here! Post your photos to the Google Photos album here! When: Any time on Thursday, April 23 (but circle up at 7pm!) Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you decide Theme: Top knots and flowing locks are for the 2010s. Show off your […]

EWH3 #1177 – The ~Outta This World~ trail (Virtual Trail)

Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here! Post your photos to the Google Photos album here! When: Any time on Thursday, April 16 (but circle up at 7pm!) Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you decide Theme: The year is 2020…the barter system is making a comeback, people are wrestling over toilet paper, and I’ve […]

EWH3 #1176 – The National Unicorn Day Trail (Virtual Trail)

EWH3 #1176 – The National Unicorn Day Trail (Virtual Trail) Scroll to the end for Zoom circle info! Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here! When: Any time on Thursday, April 9 (but circle up at 7pm!) Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you decide Theme: It’s National Unicorn Day! Show us your rainbows, your sparkles, and everything else […]

EWH3 #1175 – The April Showers trail (Virtual Trail)

Welcum, welcum, welcum! This week we have 2 editions to our virtual trail! First, if you’re missing our lovely faces, join us for circle on Zoom. Gather at 7pm, circle starts at 7:15pm. You *must* use your hash name to be admitted to the circle. Join Zoom Meeting here: https://zoom.us/j/461594782 Meeting ID: 461 594 782 One tap mobile+13126266799,,461594782# US (Chicago)+16468769923,,461594782# US (New […]

EWH3 #1174 – The Flower Power Trail (Virtual Trail)

When: Any time on Thursday, March 26 Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you decide Theme: Flower Power – Grab your allergy meds and your hand sanitizer for the first trail of spring! Whether you take a stroll by that one cherry blossom tree down the street, don your most fabulous floral atheleisure, or just spray some […]

EWH3 #1173 – The Work-From-Home Trail

Greetings, wankers!As you know, many years ago, the Hash House Harriers were founded with the following goals: To promote physical fitness among our members To get rid of weekend hangovers To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel […]