Entries by ewh3razor

EWH3 #1188 – The Well That Was Kinda Weird But We’re Back At the Hash! Trail (Phase Two Trail) – NoMa/Gallaudet (Red line)

(To the tune of Jack Sparrow by The Lonely Island) Trail starts now baby drink with us Callin out OnOn as we rollin’ up. Rollin’ up!Blow through the check ain’t no holdin’ up Yeah!Chugging beer at beer check like I gives a fuck. Come on Muggles shifty eyed when we walk into the parkBut they’re just looking jealous cause it closes at […]

EWH3 #1186 – The PRIDE Trail! (Virtual Trail)

When: Any time on Thursday, June 18 (but circle up at 7pm!) Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you decide Theme: PRIDE! Somehow in the year 2020, it is June – a month that is usually celebrated across DC with bunting along the streets, beads that you don’t know prior whereabouts, and enough glitter to raise eyebrows […]

EWH3 #1185 – Seltzers & Shandys (Virtual Trail)

When: Any time on Thursday, June 11 (but circle up at 7pm!) Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you decide Theme: Seltzers & Shandys We all love beer, that much is true. But who says your heart can only belong to one tasty beverage? This week, show off your love for seltzers, ciders, shandys, and any […]

EWH3 #1184 – Pool Party (Virtual Trail)

When: Any time on Thursday, June 4 (but circle up at 7pm!) Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you decide Theme: Pools may be closed this season, but that won’t stop a hasher from enjoying a wet afternoon. Grab your summer shandys, a pack of Naturdays, your mankini and a towel – it’s time for […]

EWH3 #1183 – It’s All Greek To Me (Virtual Trail)

Join us for an On-After! See info below! Scroll to the end for Zoom circle info! (to be updated by Thursday) Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here! Post your photos to the Google Photos album here! When: Any time on Thursday, May 28 (but circle up at 7pm!) Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you […]

EWH3 #1182 – Shiggy Sock Pageant (Virtual Trail)

Join us for an On-After! See info below! Scroll for Zoom circle info! Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here! Post your photos to the Google Photos album here! When: Any time on Thursday, May 21 (but circle up at 7pm!) Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you decide Theme: Show off your wildest, weirdest, and most […]

EWH3 #1181 – We’ve Got Spirit, Yes We Do! (Virtual Trail)

NEW THIS WEEK! Join us for an On-After! See info in the trail announcement. Scroll to the end for Zoom info! Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here! Post your photos to the Google Photos album here! When: Any time on Thursday, May 14 (but circle up at 7pm!) Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you […]

EWH3 #1180 – For the Love of Orange Food (Virtual Trail)

When: Any time on Thursday, May 7 (but circle up at 7pm!) Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you decide Theme: Each week that passes by without a bag of spicy nacho Doritos, a cupful of semi-stale Cheetos, or the electrifying cut on my mouth from generic-brand Cheez-Itz feels like an eternity. I long for the […]

EWH3 #1179 – National Adopt a Shelter Pet Day (Virtual Trail)

When: Any time on Thursday, April 30 (but circle up at 7pm!) Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you decide Theme: What’s the quickest way to double the wanker count of EWH3? By adding adorable, fluffy beer bitches! We encourage you to walk/show off your fur babies or fosters, named or not. Bring them to circle […]