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Happy prom season wanks and wankettes! Did you get detention a lot in school? Were you ever punished by being thrown onto the MATHletes team? Were you the hot soccer jock who barely passed their classes? Angry artist? Even if you were the wall flower or outcast, fear not! All are welcum at this end […]
Yogi’s favorite brewery – Red Bear! Red Bear!Yogi’s favorite brewery – Red Red Red Red Bear! Whether you’re a yogi or a panda, black or brown, gummy or teddy, or just a straight up bear, dress the part and join us in NoMa for a post-hibernation celebration! When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 16, 2019. Pack […]
Goin’ Deep … into the ‘burbs! And deep into metro apparently. Fun fact: Forest Glen is metro’s deepest station and the only one that relies exclusively on elevators. So get ready for some serious suburban shiggy as Edubs goes deep into the ‘burbs, deep into metro, deep into shiggy – we’re going so deep, we’re […]
Just when you thought that we had eradicated preventable illnesses from the days of old, scurvy has struck the Nation’s Capital! Obviously, EWH3 got plenty of Vitamin D during last week’s Stoplight Trail but ready your eye patches and grab your trusty blunderbuss because this trail will make sure you stock up on rum and […]
Who’s single? Who’s taken? Who’s just up for some Netflix and Chill? Who wants to tell their significant other to be on their toes because things are are getting weird? Well now we’ll all know! Rock your availability colors! Green – SIIIINNNGGGGLLEEE!!Yellow – I could be down, I might be casually dating, come chat about […]
If there’s anything people know about Deathly Swallows, it’s that she’s kind of obsessed with polka dots (and red lipstick). What better way to celebrate the analversary of her birth than by wearing polka dots to her birthday trail? Get in your Betty Boop best, slap on some red lipstick, and enjoy a familiar (but […]
This Sunday is Palm Sunday and you know what that means, it’s time to slap some palms! Join us in Eastern Market as we high five our way through the streets of SE. When: 6:45PM, April 11th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Eastern Market Metro – follow marks to start! Hares: Mr. Holland’s Anus, […]
When: Thursday April 4th at 6:45PM. Pack away at 7:15! Where: L’Enfant Plaza exit (D street door) – follow marks to start! Trail Length: Runners – about 4.5 miles totalWalkers – about 2.2 miles total Hares: Mourning Wood, Mistress Cycle, ‘Uno, Dos, Tres LIFTOFF!’, and a couple mystery hares Theme: Hawaiian shirts and any floral […]
It’s time to flashback to those days of yore. Bust out those letter jackets, JNCOs, wrestling uniforms, or other memorabilia. You know you want to wear it outside the house. When: 6:45 PM Thursday March 21, 2019. Pack away at 7:15! Where: McPherson Square – Vermont Ave. Exit – follow marks to start! Hares: GeriatricMandering; […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 14th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Dupont Circle – at the center of the circle (get it…? circle..?) Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Mourning Wood, Schrodinger’s Cock, Throbbin’ Hood, General Tso’s Dicken Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ or B (your choice), dog and stroller friendly, not Roman dictator friendly How Far: Runners’ trail […]