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Prelube: Snappy’s Small Bar *********** Last week, the world lost a true hero. No, not Pennywise, the other celebrity death. No, not Optimus Prime, c’mon, you know we lost Dolly Fucking Parton! Ahh, the tits I can literally ride a rollercoaster through and a face that makes me wonder how the FUCK someone like Jolene […]
Prelube: Highline RxR, 2010 Crystal Drive *********** Get up, Sleeping Booty! The Glitterati is back for the 5th Anal Glitter Trail! Dress to impress in your most ear-resistible Poca-hot-ass costume, or strip down to the Bare Necessities. Whichever you choose, body glitter is mandatory (with consent)! If you follow Uncle Walt’s fairy dust to beerfinity […]
Prelube: Clydes of Chevy Chase, 5441 Wisconsin Ave, Chevy Chase, MD *********** The most dreaded day of the year has arrived for most students, but some of us ended up marrying hot MILF teachers, so Van Halen will ring in our ears as those loser kids ring in the new school year. Come out to […]
Prelube: The Roost (It’s a food hall, so food and drinks of your choosing!) *********** Did you love blowing bubbles as a kid? How about Dubble Bubble? Was Bubbles your favorite Powerpuff Girl? Let’s be honest, we know your real favorite is popping a bottle of bubbly 🍾 Lucky for us all, August 13 is […]
Prelube: Bullfeathers, 410 First St SE *********** 10 years ago, a very confused muggle walking home through an already sketch parking lot saw dozens of strange people in various states of undress, gathered around a van with kegs in the back. In a somewhat completely predictable display of poor judgement, he decided to investigate. Within […]
Prelube: Open Roads *********** At one point, we were all strangers. Never knowing who one another was until one of the crazy hashers said “HEY, I KNOW A GROUP YOU’D LIKE!” In honor of “International Friendship Day”, let’s embrace one another in our weird friendship and enjoy a run through the woods, streets, neighborhoods, and […]
Prelube: None ********** Ten years ago, someone invited Just Ben, who had just graduated from the space cadet academy, to a space-themed running event. He had questions. Mostly, “what kinds of weirdos run for fun?” Then, in Opening Circle, he took his flight suit off to reveal nipple tassels and spandex shorts. The reaction from […]
Prelube: 2260 Lounge *********** Howdy y’all! My friends and I were at the AGM even back in January and we drunkenly signed up to hare this summer. We all don’t live in DC, so let’s see what happens! Trail seems like it’s straightforward since we will start and stop at the Mount Eagle Park. If […]
Prelube: Potomac Social Tavern *********** The weather forecast says we’re sailing into a storm this week, so be ready to get wet. Sailor outfits, swimsuits, etc, this week put on your boat attire, whatever that may be. YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July […]
Prelube: Wood & Iron *********** The Fourth of July (In-de-penis Day) in the United States is the single most internationally celebrated and recognized holiday commemorating In-de-penis from Britain. However, over 69 countries globally celebrate their own national In-de-penis from the United Kingdom on various dates throughout the year, making it one of the most widely […]