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It’s time to flashback to those days of yore. Bust out those letter jackets, JNCOs, wrestling uniforms, or other memorabilia. You know you want to wear it outside the house. When: 6:45 PM Thursday March 21, 2019. Pack away at 7:15! Where: McPherson Square – Vermont Ave. Exit – follow marks to start! Hares: GeriatricMandering; […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 14th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Dupont Circle – at the center of the circle (get it…? circle..?) Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Mourning Wood, Schrodinger’s Cock, Throbbin’ Hood, General Tso’s Dicken Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ or B (your choice), dog and stroller friendly, not Roman dictator friendly How Far: Runners’ trail […]
WHERE: Francis Scott Key Park — Rosslyn Metro and follow marks across bridge ACROSS THE KEY BRIDGE to the start on Georgetown side WHEN: Thursday, March 7th, 6:45pm, pack away 7:15 (ish) HARES: Broke Back Mama, CoXXX on Demand, Put It Out, Sally The Jizz Hound, & Seizures Phallus TRAIL LENGTH: Roughly 3.5 for runners… […]
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday February 28th Where: Fort Totten metro (Green Line), follow marks to start Hares: Wait Wait, Don’t Fuck Me; No Strings Attached; L’Chymen; Mr. Holland’s Anus; Polly Wanna Crackwhore; and a mystery hare. How Far: First half runners is a little less than three miles and second half is a little more […]
When: 6:45PM, Thursday, February 21, 2019 Where: NOMA / NY Ave / Gallaudet U Metro Stop (Red Line) Hares: Special Head Kid, Pay As You Go, Trickle Down Sexonomics, Split Her Bare, Rosetta Bone, maybe others How Far: Runners is 4.3 miles, Walkers is 2 miles Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Dog and […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 14th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Georgia Ave – Petworth (Green Line)- follow marks to start! Hares: Melabonin, Basement Boy Toy, Red Dong, Little Zombie Munch Punch, Just Kevin and Just Ez, Just Surak, and maybe a mystery hare! How Far: Runner’s trail is 4.7 miles total. Walker’s is […]
Greetings from your WIE committee. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is one of utmost secrecy. We are in search of an elite squadron of intergalactic soldiers and spies to collect intel on species #6.9H (colloquially deemed “humans”). By attending this training session, you are expressing interest in mission assignment. Report on Sol […]
Remember that bouncing ball you use to watch and learn to sing Disney songs to? No? Before your time – try Zenon… Well, join your new Songmeister and his hash choir for this Sing-Along Trail! He promises to have new-ish songs for you to learn so be ready to grab your scrotum to hit those […]
For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected] Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 17th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Columbia Heights Metro – follow marks to start! Hares: Special Head Kid, Heaven’s Gape, Mourning Wood, Quid Pro Blow, Rail Mary, Blow […]
For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected] Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Your 2018 Mismanagement is out of here. Kick off the 1100th run weekend with them as they ride off into the boozy haze. When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 10th, 2019. […]