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Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line) – follow marks to start!wear it! That’s right, for the fifth year in a […]
Twenty years ago, a group of hashers gathered outside Union Station, in hopes of getting drunk on a Wednesday (in case anyone ever thought it odd we’re named Every Day is Wednesday and run on Thursdays – we started out on Wednesdays). What they did, instead, was create magic. Join some of those pivotal humans as they […]
This is somewhere about the 15th or 16th year your hares are hosting this trail! Don’t look to get your marathon training done for the week on this trail. As the fairest member of your hares so eloquently put it years ago, “You won’t burn off the calories found in one scoop of mashed potatoes […]
Hey, look at me Morty, I turned myself into a trail announcement. What up, my glip-glops? It’s time for the Rick and Morty trail you’ve always wanted but never had. Flip the pickle Morties, it’s time to get schwifty. Wear anything from a different reality or whatever you want, nothing you think matters actually matters. […]
Remember that great rave back in Nov 2016? Or what about that one in Nov 2017? Missed it, don’t remember it, weren’t there? Don’t worry, we got the perfect excuse to dust off those unused glow sticks! Come on out for this bass dropping, tremble shaking glow trail and help celebrate Twater Boarding and Atari […]
It’s October, that perfect time of year to celebrate the horrors, thrills, and chills of the cinema! From the shower scene in Psycho To Vera Farmiga just trying to get the ghoul up out her partner – This Pretty Pretty Princess trail, don your best shout-out to your favorite Scream Queen! Will it be Sally […]
That’s right it’s that time of year again, when we give you TWO, yes TWO ways to drink while running. We have Regular and Ultra this week, and as always our standard Lite (walkers). You can choose to either show up at regular time at Minnesota Ave and follow marks to start.. or you can […]
From Kennedy Space Center to Walt Disney World, Daytona 500 to the Ten Thousand Islands, Okeefenokee to Okeechobee, and Panama City Beach to South Beach, what caped crusader, high on bath salts, strikes without warning, his trusty sidekick alligator by his side? Florida Man, Florida Man, FLORIDA MAN! Let’s celebrate the colorful native of Florida […]
Thank you for renewing your subscription to Cat FactsTM. Cat Fact # 69: A female cat can be referred to as a molly or a queen, and a male cat is often labeled as a tom. Yasss queen! Cat Fact # 1063: The Cat Fanciers Association recognizes 44 breeds of cats. Cat Fact #1146: A […]
Do you consider yourself a witch? Does the thought of pumpkins make you want to run Amok Amok Amok Amok? Join the Boozy Whore-or Ladies as we stumble through Georgetown looking for sexy ghosts and booze! When: September 19th. 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15! Where: Foggy Bottom – follow marks to start! Hares: GeriatricMandering; […]