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EWH3 #1174 – The Flower Power Trail (Virtual Trail)

When: Any time on Thursday, March 26 Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you decide Theme: Flower Power – Grab your allergy meds and your hand sanitizer for the first trail of spring! Whether you take a stroll by that one cherry blossom tree down the street, don your most fabulous floral atheleisure, or just spray some […]

EWH3 #1173 – The Work-From-Home Trail

Greetings, wankers!As you know, many years ago, the Hash House Harriers were founded with the following goals: To promote physical fitness among our members To get rid of weekend hangovers To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel […]

Suspension of EWH3 Trails

Due to the COVID-19 pandemic and elevated risk of transmission, and in accordance with the order of the Mayor of DC [link: https://mayor.dc.gov/sites/default/files/dc/sites/mayormb/publication/attachments/MO-Prohibition-on-Mass-Gatherings-During-Public-Health-Emergency.pdf], EWH3 has suspended weekly trails until further notice. Our priority is the safety of our members, and EWH3 Mismanagement will reassess whether the conditions permit us to responsibly and safely run a trail upon […]

EWH3 #1171: The 4th Anal Glory Days trail- 6:45 PM Thursday, March 5th – Union Station (Red Line)

It’s time to flashback to those days of yore. Bust out those letter jackets, JNCOs, wrestling uniforms, or other memorabilia. You know you want to wear it outside the house. When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, March 5th. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Union Station – follow marks to start! Hares: GeriatricMandering, Coliteral Damage, Tacos on a Bridge, Moose Knuckles, […]

EWH3 #1169: The Emphasis is on the 69 – 6:45 PMThursday, February 20th – Deanwood (Orange Line)

Even been psychoanalyzed while on trail? Suffer from parapraxis during on-afters? Or just really interested in the human’s largest sex organ – the Human Brain? Then join Atari, LCMHC, and friends for a psychological journey through Freud’s theory of Hashers’ psychosexual development! Oral Stage: 1st trail to 17th, the main focus is pleasure-seeking through the […]

EWH3 #1168: The 2nd Anal Tunnels of Love – 6:45 PM Thursday, February 13th – Pentagon City (Blue/Yellow Lines)

Who’s single? Who’s taken? Who’s just up for some Netflix & Chill? Who wants to tell their significant other to be on their toes because things are complicated? Well now we’ll know! Rock your availability color(s) in this special Valentine’s Day take on a stoplight trail! Green – SIIIINNNNGGGGLLEEE!! Yellow – I could be down, […]