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EWH3 #1086: The Spooky Boozy Almost Octoboo-er Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 20th – Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected] Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Do you consider yourself an Oktwhoreber? Does the thought of pumpkins make you want to run Amok Amok Amok Amok? Join the Boozy Whore-or Ladies as we stumble through the […]

EWH3 #1085: The 🎶Your Toxic Tongue Slippin’ On Mine 💕 | It’s Britney, Bitch 💋 👯👬👑 🐍💇 Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 13th – Columbia Heights Metro (Yellow-Green)

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected] Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! The weather isn’t playing nice? ☔😭 Come get cold as fire, baby, and hot as ice. ❄ We’re like a firecracker, we’ll make it hot. 🔥 It’s time to bring […]

EWH3 #1084: Willy Takes a Pee White Dress Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 6th – Ballston-MU (Orange/Silver Line)

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected] Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! You are cordially invited to join in drunken debauchery celebrating the upcumming nuptials of Free Little Willy and Pee It Forward as they cover Arlington in sweaty, sticky, love. We […]

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected] Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! ♫Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock♫ ♫What the hell was in that shot?♫ ♫Chocolate Milk and Everclear♫ ♫Should have stuck to drinking beer♫ ♫Now I have to Twinkle Puke♫ ♫Fuck your fucking […]

EWH3 # 1082 – The Teenage Skirtbag Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 23rd – Gallery Place/Chinatown Metro (Red, Yellow, Green Lines)

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected] Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! His name is Gispert I have a dream about him He makes me squirt And satisfies my every whim Oh how he rocks In those shiggy socks But he doesn’t […]

EWH3 #1081: The Twinkles Last Cum White Dress Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 16th – L’Enfant (Green/Yellow – Blue/Orange/Silver if you want to miss trail)

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected] Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Together with their hares Red Vag of Courage; Hungry, Hungry Homo; Red, White, and Poo; Sphincter Shy; and Deathly Swallows Cum Locker and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Cock Cordially invite you […]

EWH3 #1080: The Face/Off Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 9th – Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan (Red Line)

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected] Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Cum join Schrodinger’s Cock as he faces his mid-life identity crisis. Like Travolta (or .. Cage? unclear), we’ll attempt to fool the hash gods by taking on the identity of […]

EWH3 #1079: The Rosslyn Futurist Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 2nd – Rosslyn Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected] Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Welcome to the futuristic and city of ill-refute – Rosslyn. This will be a warm and exciting run through historical and non-historical areas. Maybe we will stay in Rosslyn, maybe […]

EWH3 #1077: The 9th Anal Jorts Association of Arlington Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, July 19th – Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow)

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected] Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here! Get ready to strut your cut (off)! Come on out in your favorite pair of jeans-cut-into-shorts, or jorts (everyone can tell if they’re just jean shorts- you’re not fooling anyone), […]