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Last week you kissed Outgoing MisMan goodbye with the trying trails of Mad Max Madness – this week, get wet with your new MM in Waterworld! Get ready to worship your drunken sailors of the Exxon Valdez, find out your crush has gills, and drink mysterious yellow liquid. When: 6:45 PM, Thursday January 16, 2020. Pack […]
Hash the Wasteland! You’re either a feral bloodbag… An Imperator gone rogue for a past that no longer exists… Or Warboys, driving the Road to Valhalla on SUCH A LOVELY DAY! Have some precious Aguacola and seek either the approval or destruction of Immortan Joe! WITNESS ME! When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15! Where: […]
Welcome to the non-holiday side of winter. Find you blankets, snuggies, and onesies (which should be close at hand for AGM!) to help you deal with your holiday hangovers! When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 2nd, 2019. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Gallery Place – Chinatown (Green / Red / Yellow) Hares: GeriatricMandering; Colliteral Damage; Split Her Bare; Honey […]
On the first day of Hashmas, my kennel gave to meA Yuengling and a NaturdayOn the second day of Hashmas, my kennel gave to meTwo White Claws, and a Yuengling and a NaturdayOn the third day of Hashmas, my kennel gave to me,Three Belgian beers, two White Claws, and a Yuengling and a NaturdayOn the fourth […]
Are you GENERALly excited for a good time?! Do you TSO love warm, cozy clothes + end circles? Well bundle up your DICKENs for this week’s trail. EWH3’s OnSec, General Tso’s Dicken is turning 30 this Thursday! She tells me she would love nothing more than to see everyone gallivanting about in their onesies. When: 6:45 circle […]
Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line) – follow marks to start!wear it! That’s right, for the fifth year in a […]
Twenty years ago, a group of hashers gathered outside Union Station, in hopes of getting drunk on a Wednesday (in case anyone ever thought it odd we’re named Every Day is Wednesday and run on Thursdays – we started out on Wednesdays). What they did, instead, was create magic. Join some of those pivotal humans as they […]
This is somewhere about the 15th or 16th year your hares are hosting this trail! Don’t look to get your marathon training done for the week on this trail. As the fairest member of your hares so eloquently put it years ago, “You won’t burn off the calories found in one scoop of mashed potatoes […]
Hey, look at me Morty, I turned myself into a trail announcement. What up, my glip-glops? It’s time for the Rick and Morty trail you’ve always wanted but never had. Flip the pickle Morties, it’s time to get schwifty. Wear anything from a different reality or whatever you want, nothing you think matters actually matters. […]
Remember that great rave back in Nov 2016? Or what about that one in Nov 2017? Missed it, don’t remember it, weren’t there? Don’t worry, we got the perfect excuse to dust off those unused glow sticks! Come on out for this bass dropping, tremble shaking glow trail and help celebrate Twater Boarding and Atari […]