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*********** Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That’s right, for the eighth year in a row, we are […]
*********** Gather your Wieners and your Cockers for a Thursday night romp! This trail is a bone-afide good time, with Doodles of fun along the way. YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link). When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 1, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late! Where: […]
*********** This is the anal Thanksgiving Day trail. Come help us celebrate the day the natives shared food with starving colonists before they were all slaughtered and rounded up on the sh*tiest pieces of land. Do not expect this to be a long drawn out affair. We keep it short and to the point, just […]
This is not the greatest trail in the world, this is just a tribute! Roper and friends invite you to show up and be a GOAT. What does that mean? Dress up as the GOAT athlete, GOAT musician, GOAT hasher, throat GOAT, or even the GOAT goat. Maybe you are a GOAT. Are you the […]
Atari 6900 has been perpetually missing out on that great rave last weekend since 2016. He doesn’t need an excuse to dust off those unused glow sticks to celebrate 5 (would have been 6 if it wasn’t for that pesky virus) years of Unsting. Your hares will bring out that bass dropping, tremble shaking glow […]
When the hare was asked to lay a trail right after election day, he thought about recycling the last time he laid an election day trail. Then he remembered that he laid that trail on November 3, 2016. Nope, cursed. So instead you’ll get a nice little jaunt up and down the hill, but not […]
Want to give back to the hash in a big way? Think you can run things better than the current batch of wankers? Curious about how the hash functions behind the scenes? Like free beer? If so, then come out to EWH3’s Mismanagement Interest Happy Hour next Wednesday (Nov 2nd) from 7-8:30PM at Andy’s Pizza. Grab a slice, have some drinks on the […]
*********** It’s Halloween! Dress up and join your favorite witches as we serve up your favorite brews (Twinkle Juice!) and look for sexy ghosts! YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link). When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 27, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late! Where: Foggy Bottom […]
*********** It is finally time, once again, for a Sesame Street Trail! Only this time, it’s the dark, gritty, SEXY reboot! Hashy Day, sweepin’ the hares away On my way to where the beer is sweet Can you tell me how to get? How to get to Sesame Street Cum and play! Everything’s A-OK Friendly […]
One autumn evening in 2017, Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me set off on an adventure, leading two virgin hares in a lesson on how NOT to hare. Some hashers left that night with PTSD, cold bums, and a (now rational) fear of black chalk. Voted “Worst Trail of the Year” four years in a row, […]