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EWH3 #1158: The 5th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 12th – Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)

Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line) – follow marks to start!wear it! That’s right, for the fifth year in a […]

EWH3 #1156 Thanksgiving Trail 2019 in Rosslyn

This is somewhere about the 15th or 16th year your hares are hosting this trail!  Don’t look to get your marathon training done for the week on this trail.  As the fairest member of your hares so eloquently put it years ago, “You won’t burn off the calories found in one scoop of mashed potatoes […]