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EWH3 #1221 – The Tropical Island Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 28 – Stadium-Armory (Orange, Blue, Silver)

Aloha! Break out those tropical prints, shades, beachballs, and coconut bras for this tropical island trail. Come bask in that January darkness and sharp windchill. Mahalo! You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle. When: 6:45PM Thursday January 28, 2021. Pack away at […]

EWH3 #1216 – Outgoing MisManagement! (Phase 2.69) – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 14 – Georgetown (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)

With the turn of a calendar cums a new administration, bringing in fresh half-minds with new ideas for serving the people…beer! That’s right, your 2021 MisManagement will debut at AGM! Save the date for a double trouble trail and virtual announcement: Saturday, January 16, 2021 at 11am, 2pm, and 5pm. More details on the rego […]

EWH3 #1215 -Cancelled / virtual only

Following the events that transpired downtown yesterday, the district is in a heightened state of security, anxiety, and uncertainty. In an effort to maintain the safety of our community, avoid potential altercations with visitors, and reduce our impact on both local and supportive policing agencies, we have made the decision to cancel tonight’s trail.  This decision […]

EWH3 #1215 – The Fifth Running of the Snuggie Trail! (Phase 2.69) – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 7 – Union Station (Red Line)

Happy freaking new year, wankers! With the turn of a calendar cums a new administration, bringing in fresh half-minds with new ideas for serving the people…beer! That’s right, your 2021 MisManagement will debut at AGM! Save the date for a double trouble trail and virtual announcement: Saturday, January 16, 2021 at 11am, 2pm, and 5pm. […]

EWH3 #1213 – XXXMas Eve – SPECIAL TIME 11:00 AM Thursday, December 24th – Navy Yard metro (Green line) or Federal Center SW (Blue/Orange/Silver)

Bah Hum Bug! Bring a camp chair and your craziest holiday stories for this special trail! Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo of how you’re avoiding your family on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure a very […]

EWH3 #1212 – The Onesie Trail -6:45 PM Thursday, December 17th – Brookland/Catholic U. (Red Line)

It is getting cold outside… wear a onesie… or don’t… Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit.  You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will […]

EWH3 #1211 – The 6th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail! (Phase 2.69) – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 10th – Fort Totten (Red/Green Lines)

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!  *** Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping […]