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EWH3 #1194 – The Third Anal Itsy- Bitsy Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Trail!! (Phase Three) – Capitol South/Navy Yard (Blue/Orange/Silver or Green)

It’s hot, it’s humid, it’s summer in DC. Whether you prefer BREASTstroke, Doggie (style) Paddle, or just hanging by the edge, prepare to get Wet and Wild. For the third year in a row we’ll have itsy-bitsy attire and maybe some teenie-weenies. Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, speedos, mankinis and tankinis.  You MUST sign up […]

EWH3 #1192 – The 2nd Anal International Beer Day Eve(ish) (Phase Three) – Fort Totten (Red/Yellow/Green)

Friday, August 7 is International Beer Day! Get a h*ad start on this sacred holiday by stumbling through the woods with people you thank Gispert are not your blood relatives, then gather ’round a religious adviser to tell heartwarming stories and mock your fellow wankers in scatological detail. Twas the night before Beermas, when all through the hash The creatures […]

EWH3 #1188 – The Well That Was Kinda Weird But We’re Back At the Hash! Trail (Phase Two Trail) – NoMa/Gallaudet (Red line)

(To the tune of Jack Sparrow by The Lonely Island) Trail starts now baby drink with us Callin out OnOn as we rollin’ up. Rollin’ up!Blow through the check ain’t no holdin’ up Yeah!Chugging beer at beer check like I gives a fuck. Come on Muggles shifty eyed when we walk into the parkBut they’re just looking jealous cause it closes at […]

EWH3 #1186 – The PRIDE Trail! (Virtual Trail)

When: Any time on Thursday, June 18 (but circle up at 7pm!) Where: Wherever you happen to be Hares: You! Trail Length: Whatever you decide Theme: PRIDE! Somehow in the year 2020, it is June – a month that is usually celebrated across DC with bunting along the streets, beads that you don’t know prior whereabouts, and enough glitter to raise eyebrows […]