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Prelube: Bullfeathers, 410 First St SE *********** 10 years ago, a very confused muggle walking home through an already sketch parking lot saw dozens of strange people in various states of undress, gathered around a van with kegs in the back. In a somewhat completely predictable display of poor judgement, he decided to investigate. Within […]
Prelube: Open Roads *********** At one point, we were all strangers. Never knowing who one another was until one of the crazy hashers said “HEY, I KNOW A GROUP YOU’D LIKE!” In honor of “International Friendship Day”, let’s embrace one another in our weird friendship and enjoy a run through the woods, streets, neighborhoods, and […]
Prelube: None ********** Ten years ago, someone invited Just Ben, who had just graduated from the space cadet academy, to a space-themed running event. He had questions. Mostly, “what kinds of weirdos run for fun?” Then, in Opening Circle, he took his flight suit off to reveal nipple tassels and spandex shorts. The reaction from […]
Prelube: 2260 Lounge *********** Howdy y’all! My friends and I were at the AGM even back in January and we drunkenly signed up to hare this summer. We all don’t live in DC, so let’s see what happens! Trail seems like it’s straightforward since we will start and stop at the Mount Eagle Park. If […]
Prelube: Potomac Social Tavern *********** The weather forecast says we’re sailing into a storm this week, so be ready to get wet. Sailor outfits, swimsuits, etc, this week put on your boat attire, whatever that may be. YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July […]
Prelube: Wood & Iron *********** The Fourth of July (In-de-penis Day) in the United States is the single most internationally celebrated and recognized holiday commemorating In-de-penis from Britain. However, over 69 countries globally celebrate their own national In-de-penis from the United Kingdom on various dates throughout the year, making it one of the most widely […]
Prelube: TallBoy: (Happy Hour 3-6pm) *********** Hear ye, hear ye, wankers: it’s once again time to celebrate that glorious occasion… It’s the Third Anal NOT Father’s Day Trail!!! 🥳 No offense to the breeders, but you have your days, this a day for all of us non-breeders. We should have a day to be celebrated […]
Prelube: 2 Jefes Tex- Mex (happy hour 3-7pm) *********** Remember last year when we celebrated birthday twins How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck and Ha-Cum-On My Tatas with all-day drinking at Lyman’s? They do. (At least mostly…) Well, another year has come and gone, and it’s once again time to celebrate two of your […]
Prelube: Chevy’s *********** 🌈OMG you slutty 💅🏻bitches💅🏻 RU ready for the BIGGEST 👨🏻❤️👨🏽 QUEEREST 🏳️🌈PRIDE TRAIL🏃🏼♀️➡️🏃🏼♂️🏳️🌈 EVER⁉️⁉️⁉️ UR INVITED TO THE EVERYDAY IS WEDNESDAY PRIDE + TOUR DUH HASH TRAIL 🏳️🌈🍻🍺🏳️🌈🍺 🌈🍺It doesnt MATTER IF UR ONLY GAY WHEN YOUR DRUNK, UR Straighter ⤴️⤵️⚧️than LADY G🙈🙉🙊, or just an ALLY who likes to fluff 🐓🐓 […]
Prelube: The Admiral Pub! Prelube in pure British fashion with a few pints *********** The Revolutionary War. The War of 1812. Beatlemania. Ed Sheeran’s sweaty manboobs. All blips on the radar compared to the day that our very own Autism Speak with Deities, aka Tizzy, comes back from her sleeper cell training across the pond […]