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Dun-dun. Dun-dun. Dun-dun.In honor of the 44 th anniversary of the release of Jaws, mako your way over to PCity for the SHARKBAIT (Ooh-ha-ha) Trail. Come dressed as your favorite shark or bait… just not jailbait. Shout outs to some of our favorite sharks… Left Shark, Baby Shark, and Land Shark. Do what the lifeguards tell you- if you can find […]
It’s hot. It’s humid. It’s summer in DC. Cool off with the biggest pool-free pool part this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, prepare to get wet and wild. For the second year in a row, we’ll have itsy-bitsy attire and plenty of gummy […]
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a thirsty hasher in possession of a good vessel, must be in want of a beverage.” – Jane AustenPride month in DC. Not since Regency Britain has there been such an idyllic time. So don your most festive attire and join the pack as it pridefully pounds its way through NW. You […]
We’re in the middle of the most unusual anal run of a Triple Crown in some time with a nice disqualification at the Kentucky Derby, the Preakness seemed to go without a hitch, and the Belmont is just weeks away. So don your seersucker and your big flowery hats, or whatever comes to mind when you think “Derby”, or “horses”, […]
Happy prom season wanks and wankettes! Did you get detention a lot in school? Were you ever punished by being thrown onto the MATHletes team? Were you the hot soccer jock who barely passed their classes? Angry artist? Even if you were the wall flower or outcast, fear not! All are welcum at this end […]
Yogi’s favorite brewery – Red Bear! Red Bear!Yogi’s favorite brewery – Red Red Red Red Bear! Whether you’re a yogi or a panda, black or brown, gummy or teddy, or just a straight up bear, dress the part and join us in NoMa for a post-hibernation celebration! When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 16, 2019. Pack […]
Goin’ Deep … into the ‘burbs! And deep into metro apparently. Fun fact: Forest Glen is metro’s deepest station and the only one that relies exclusively on elevators. So get ready for some serious suburban shiggy as Edubs goes deep into the ‘burbs, deep into metro, deep into shiggy – we’re going so deep, we’re […]
Just when you thought that we had eradicated preventable illnesses from the days of old, scurvy has struck the Nation’s Capital! Obviously, EWH3 got plenty of Vitamin D during last week’s Stoplight Trail but ready your eye patches and grab your trusty blunderbuss because this trail will make sure you stock up on rum and […]
Who’s single? Who’s taken? Who’s just up for some Netflix and Chill? Who wants to tell their significant other to be on their toes because things are are getting weird? Well now we’ll all know! Rock your availability colors! Green – SIIIINNNGGGGLLEEE!!Yellow – I could be down, I might be casually dating, come chat about […]
If there’s anything people know about Deathly Swallows, it’s that she’s kind of obsessed with polka dots (and red lipstick). What better way to celebrate the analversary of her birth than by wearing polka dots to her birthday trail? Get in your Betty Boop best, slap on some red lipstick, and enjoy a familiar (but […]