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EWH3 #1115 The Third Anal Glory Days Trail!

It’s time to flashback to those days of yore. Bust out those letter jackets, JNCOs, wrestling uniforms, or other memorabilia. You know you want to wear it outside the house. When: 6:45 PM Thursday March 21, 2019. Pack away at 7:15! Where: McPherson Square – Vermont Ave. Exit – follow marks to start! Hares: GeriatricMandering; […]


When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 14th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Dupont Circle – at the center of the circle (get it…? circle..?) Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Mourning Wood, Schrodinger’s Cock, Throbbin’ Hood, General Tso’s Dicken Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ or B (your choice), dog and stroller friendly, not Roman dictator friendly How Far: Runners’ trail […]

EWH3 #1112, the Silly Hat Trail

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday February 28th Where: Fort Totten metro (Green Line), follow marks to start Hares: Wait Wait, Don’t Fuck Me; No Strings Attached; L’Chymen; Mr. Holland’s Anus; Polly Wanna Crackwhore; and a mystery hare. How Far: First half runners is a little less than three miles and second half is a little more […]

EWH3 #1110 The Heart-on-Trail-Valentine’s-Day-Sexy-Lingerie-Trail

When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 14th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Georgia Ave – Petworth (Green Line)- follow marks to start! Hares: Melabonin, Basement Boy Toy, Red Dong, Little Zombie Munch Punch, Just Kevin and Just Ez, Just Surak, and maybe a mystery hare!   How Far: Runner’s trail is 4.7 miles total. Walker’s is […]

EWH3 #1109: The WIE Committee Presents: The Welcum to Earth Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, February 7 – Shaw/Howard (Green/Yellow)

Greetings from your WIE committee. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is one of utmost secrecy. We are in search of an elite squadron of intergalactic soldiers and spies to collect intel on species #6.9H (colloquially deemed “humans”). By attending this training session, you are expressing interest in mission assignment. Report on Sol […]