Entries by ewh3razor

EWH3 #1144: The 10TH ANNUAL Anything But Clothes Hash! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 12th – Capitol South Metro (Blue and Orange)

Can you believe it’s been a DECADE of running around in non-clothing? No… no, you probably can’t. Memories don’t form correctly when under the influence of Twinkle Juice. There’s an anthem for that: ♫Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock♫♫What the hell was in that shot?♫  ♫Chocolate Milk and Everclear♫ ♫Should have stuck to drinking beer♫ ♫Now I have to Twinkle […]

EWH3 #1143: The 10th Anal Jorts Association of Arlington Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 5th – Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow)

Wow, ten years of Jorts Association of Arlington Trails.  That’s almost as long as your jorts should be short. Come on out in your favorite pair of jeans-cut-into-shorts, or jorts (everyone can tell if they’re just jean shorts- you’re not fooling anyone), and enjoy a Jorts trail through Arlington that ends exactly where you think it does, because there’s two […]

EWH3 #1141: The “This is what an oasis looks like” Trail! – 22 August, 2019 – Cleveland Park Metro (Red)

Think tropical thoughts as we tour the finest watering holes that Cleveland Park/Adams Morgan has to offer! When: Thursday, August 22nd, 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15! Where: Cleveland Park – follow marks to start! Hares: Gunna Probably Spew, Heaven’s Gape, special guest appearance(s) Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Walkers’ trail is everything […]