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Remember that great rave back in Nov 2016? Or what about that one in Nov 2017? Missed it, don’t remember it, weren’t there? Don’t worry, we got the perfect excuse to dust off those unused glow sticks! Come on out for this bass dropping, tremble shaking glow trail and help celebrate Twater Boarding and Atari […]
It’s October, that perfect time of year to celebrate the horrors, thrills, and chills of the cinema! From the shower scene in Psycho To Vera Farmiga just trying to get the ghoul up out her partner – This Pretty Pretty Princess trail, don your best shout-out to your favorite Scream Queen! Will it be Sally […]
That’s right it’s that time of year again, when we give you TWO, yes TWO ways to drink while running. We have Regular and Ultra this week, and as always our standard Lite (walkers). You can choose to either show up at regular time at Minnesota Ave and follow marks to start.. or you can […]
From Kennedy Space Center to Walt Disney World, Daytona 500 to the Ten Thousand Islands, Okeefenokee to Okeechobee, and Panama City Beach to South Beach, what caped crusader, high on bath salts, strikes without warning, his trusty sidekick alligator by his side? Florida Man, Florida Man, FLORIDA MAN! Let’s celebrate the colorful native of Florida […]
Thank you for renewing your subscription to Cat FactsTM. Cat Fact # 69: A female cat can be referred to as a molly or a queen, and a male cat is often labeled as a tom. Yasss queen! Cat Fact # 1063: The Cat Fanciers Association recognizes 44 breeds of cats. Cat Fact #1146: A […]
Do you consider yourself a witch? Does the thought of pumpkins make you want to run Amok Amok Amok Amok? Join the Boozy Whore-or Ladies as we stumble through Georgetown looking for sexy ghosts and booze! When: September 19th. 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15! Where: Foggy Bottom – follow marks to start! Hares: GeriatricMandering; […]
Can you believe it’s been a DECADE of running around in non-clothing? No… no, you probably can’t. Memories don’t form correctly when under the influence of Twinkle Juice. There’s an anthem for that: ♫Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock♫♫What the hell was in that shot?♫ ♫Chocolate Milk and Everclear♫ ♫Should have stuck to drinking beer♫ ♫Now I have to Twinkle […]
Wow, ten years of Jorts Association of Arlington Trails. That’s almost as long as your jorts should be short. Come on out in your favorite pair of jeans-cut-into-shorts, or jorts (everyone can tell if they’re just jean shorts- you’re not fooling anyone), and enjoy a Jorts trail through Arlington that ends exactly where you think it does, because there’s two […]
Think tropical thoughts as we tour the finest watering holes that Cleveland Park/Adams Morgan has to offer! When: Thursday, August 22nd, 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15! Where: Cleveland Park – follow marks to start! Hares: Gunna Probably Spew, Heaven’s Gape, special guest appearance(s) Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Walkers’ trail is everything […]
Tired of wearing both shorts AND a shirt on trail? Wish there was a better option? There is! The Romper is truly the Swiss Army Knife of clothing. So join us at Mt. Vernon Square for our own mini romper convention. Don your romper, romphim, or romplette for a trail that will knock your blocks off. When: 6:45 […]