Entries by Harerazor

EWH3 #1520: The Heated Rivalry Trail, May 28th, 2026, Takoma (Red Line)

Prelube: Motorkat *********** This Friday is National Heat Awareness day! Here at EWH3 we are celebrating with a heated rivalry between our runners and walkers! Who will cum first?? Who will win the Steinley Cup? Which two hashers will profess their homosexual love for each other after a years-long situationship? Tune in to find out! […]

EWH3 #1518: The Summa Cum Loudly Trail, May 14th, 2026, Foggy Bottom

Prelube: CIRCA at Foggy Bottom *********** Hasher and Harriettes –  After two and half years of being bent over a desk getting railed by grad school work I have successfully completed my Masters program.   Now with all this free time on my I guess I just have to lay a wicked trail to celebrate. Come […]

EWH3 #1515: Earth Day Trail, April 23, 2026, Braddock Rd Metro (Blue/Yellow)

Prelube: Dos Amigos *********** In honor of Mother Earth’s special day, it’s time we finally start treating her like the MILF she is. This week’s trail is “all-natural,” and since global warming has officially spiked the local temperature by 6.9 degrees, we’ll be down-downing as much golden nectar as possible just to survive the heat. […]

EWH3 #1514: The HASHAMANIA Trail, April 16, 2026, Eisenhower Av

Prelube: Atlas Beer Works, 2429 Mandeville Lane, Alexandria, VA 22332 *********** IT’S (everyday is) WEDNESDAY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Someone made the mistake of letting Brass to Mouth hare right before this year’s Wrestlemania, and he’s going to make it everyone else’s problem! So bring your pretty faces and prepare to turn your heels […]

EWH3 #1512: Exodus to the Promised Land Trail, April 2, 2026, Dupont Circle (Red)

Prelube: Step-Childe Harold *********** Lace up and prepare to relive the original escape story—this time with better shoes and significantly more wine. We will start our journey in Dupont Circle for a slightly-less-than traditional trek to freedom. We’ll make four essential wine stops along the way (because miracles take hydration) and try to survive the […]