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EWH3 Hash Trash #1187 – The Halfway to Christmas Trail (REAL LIVE TRAIL!)

WHEN: Thursday, June 25th, 2020 WHERE: Garfield Park (HOLY SHIT, NOT *MY* HOUSE?!) HARES: Poon-Apple Juice, Schrödinger’s Cock So there I was… quarantined for 104 days, only leaving my house to beer and other necessary supplies like liquor and hard seltzer, trapped in the darkest recesses of my mind in an existential quandary that would […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1178 – WACKY HASHY HAIR DAY (VIRTUAL TRAIL)

WHEN: Thursday, April 23rd, 2020 WHERE: Your House HARES: You! As the quarantine continues and nonessential businesses remain closed, our hair is getting wackier and less tame, so today we celebrate that unprofessional wackiness the way we always do: by getting drunk and running around! Only because of the quarantine, we all did it on […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1177 – THE ~OUTTA THIS WORLD~ TRAIL (VIRTUAL TRAIL)

WHEN: Thursday, April 16th, 2020 WHERE: Your House HARES: You! On April 12th, 1961, Yuri Gagarin became the first human to orbit the Earth! EWH3 celebrated this by getting drunk, running around on our own personal trails, and posting about our separate adventures on this week’s Google album. Despite all of us being in isolation, […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1176: The National Unicorn Day Trail

WHEN: Thursday, April 9th, 2020 WHERE: Your House HARES: YOU! VIRGINS: None VISITORS: By the Power of Gayskull Alright, buckle up, butternuts, it’s time for your (virtual) scribe report! It’s National Unicorn Day–no the REAL unicorns, not just bisexuals who are DTF with curious couples–and global pandemics aren’t going to keep us hashers from being […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1175: The April Showers Trail

WHEN: April 2, 2020 WHERE: Your House HARES: YOU! VIRGINS: None VISITORS: None Buckle up, butternuts, it’s time for your (virtual) scribe report! It’s our first hash having a (virtual) circle during the COVID-19 outbreak/global pandemic and economic crisis/excuse to masturbate during work hours without consequence! April showers bring May flowers, and as a result we […]

EWH3 Hash Trash 1171: The 4th Anal Glory Days Trail

WHEN: March 5th, 2020 WHERE: Union Station VIRGINS: Just Steve VISITORS: Molotov Cock, Downward Sog, Homeo and Juliet, and Turkey Twat Holy SHITBALLS that was a shitty trail! The Hares are being violated for multiple transgressions: We should have known this was going to be a shitty trail when we saw a literal port-o-potty marked! […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1170: The Thanks, RuPaul! Trail

When: February 27, 2020Where: Francis Scott Key Park, Georgetown (Rosslyn Metro)Hares: Throbbin’ Hood, Mourning Wood, Jigglytits, Poon Tang ClanVirgins: Several, all decisively half-minded So there we were, holy hellfire shit, all set to celebrate RuPaul’s return on NOT a hashing night and the no-doubt-imminent return of the Drag Race stans to our hashy fold… but DC’s winter […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1168: The Second Anal Tunnels of Love

When: Thursday, February 13th, 2020 Where: Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow Line) Hares: Tik Tok It’s Dick o’Clock, #SquadHoles, Close Encounters of the Turk Kind, and Ready Player None Virgins: Just David, Just Ronnie, Just Sammy, and Just Josh Visitors and Long Time No See-ums: Lickthiologist, Princess Jizzman, Moremen, Mooseknuckles, Around the World in 80 Lays, […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1165: Do You Want to Build a Snowman?

When: Thursday, January 23rd, 2020 Where: Virginia Square Metro (Orange/Silver Line) Hares: Poon-Apple Juice, Mourning Wood, Atari 6900, #SquadHoles, Poon Tang Clan, and Urine All The Right Places Virgin: Just Chris Visitor: Urine All The Right Places Long-Time No-Seeum: Amerigo Vespoogi On-After: First Down It was a cold night in Virginia as the beautiful Princess […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1164: Waterworld (Incoming Mismanagement)

Splish splash, my despondent coyotes! On the particular week in question your scribes were boldly leading and boldly bringing up the rear, so this piece of trash is entirely dependent on hearsay. Which is to say: if important details are missing, it’s your fault. When: January 16 [a Thursday] Where: Shaw/Howard University Metro Hares: Twater […]