Entries by Scribe

EWH3 TRASH #1090: THE WORLD PEACE THROUGH BEER V2018 TRAIL! – THURSDAY, OCTOBER 18TH – HUNTINGTON METRO (YELLOW LINE)

When: Thursday October 18th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Huntington Metro Kiss and Ride  World peace, or peace on Earth, is the concept of an ideal state of happiness, freedom and peace within and among all people and nations on earth. Different cultures, religions, philosophies and organizations have varying concepts on how such a state […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1088: THE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: BALL BUSTER AND WHITE DRESS AT RED DRESS TRAIL! – OCTOBER 4TH – TENLEYTOWN (RED LINE) AND COURTHOUSE (ORANGE/SILVER)

Remember those cool chapter books where the authors were too lazy to decide which way the story should go so they left it up to a bunch of nine year olds to choose for themselves? Yeah, this trail was kind of like that, except both stories ended in with cum in your hair and regret […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1087: THE PLEASE FALL, SHOW UP ALREADY TRAIL! – SEPTEMBER 27TH – BRADDOCK ROAD (BLUE AND YELLOW LINES)

When: Thursday September 27th, 2018. Where: Braddock Road Metro (Blue and Yellow Lines) Hares: Too Easy, Fish and Tits, Camo Sutra, Blows a Tranny, and Knocked Up Virgins: Justs Ben and Grayson Visitors: Slothy Seconds (who totally doesn’t count, but is delightful, so whatev) and Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh Long time no see: Mouthful of Clam The poor long-lost […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1086: THE SPOOKY BOOZY ALMOST OCTOBOO-ER TRAIL! – SEPTEMBER 20TH – EASTERN MARKET

When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 20th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Eastern Market Metro Station – follow marks to start! Hares: GeriatricMandering; Colliteral Damage; Cheech and Dong; Son, What the Fuck; Vaginal Countdown; Rosetta Bone; Deathly Swallows; and Rail Mary Virgins: Just Riker Visitors: Fully Drunktional, The Virginator (who is currently homeless), and some foreign wanker whose […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1085: THE YOUR TOXIC TONGUE SLIPPIN’ ON MINE | IT’S BRITNEY, BITCH TRAIL! – SEPTEMBER 13TH – COLUMBIA HEIGHTS METRO (YELLOW-GREEN)

When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 13th, 2018 Where: Columbia Heights metro station (Green/Yellow) – Rabaut Park Virgins: Just Kevin, Just Will Hares: Chip Off The Old Cock, Quid Pro Blow, No Strings Attached, Deep South In Your Mouth, General’s Farm Animal, L’Chymen 1981 – Britney Spears is born 1986 – She makes her stage debut […]

EWH3 #1084 TRASH: Willy Takes a Pee White Dress Trail! – September 6th – Ballston-MU (Orange/Silver Line)

When: September 6th, 2018. Where: Ballston-MU Metro Station Hares: Free Little Willy, Pee It Forward, Bear Fucker, Issues & Tissues, Who Wears Shart Sharts, Cum on My Buddy Virgins: Justs Bill and Erin Visitors: Stool Sample, Liar Liar Vagina on Fire, Reverend Ranger Ray, Mommy’s Little Fister, and something about bananas (idk, autocorrect completely took […]