Entries by Scribe

Hash Trash #1170: The Thanks, RuPaul! Trail

When: February 27, 2020Where: Francis Scott Key Park, Georgetown (Rosslyn Metro)Hares: Throbbin’ Hood, Mourning Wood, Jigglytits, Poon Tang ClanVirgins: Several, all decisively half-minded So there we were, holy hellfire shit, all set to celebrate RuPaul’s return on NOT a hashing night and the no-doubt-imminent return of the Drag Race stans to our hashy fold… but DC’s winter […]

Hash Trash #1168: The Second Anal Tunnels of Love

When: Thursday, February 13th, 2020 Where: Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow Line) Hares: Tik Tok It’s Dick o’Clock, #SquadHoles, Close Encounters of the Turk Kind, and Ready Player None Virgins: Just David, Just Ronnie, Just Sammy, and Just Josh Visitors and Long Time No See-ums: Lickthiologist, Princess Jizzman, Moremen, Mooseknuckles, Around the World in 80 Lays, […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1165: Do You Want to Build a Snowman?

When: Thursday, January 23rd, 2020 Where: Virginia Square Metro (Orange/Silver Line) Hares: Poon-Apple Juice, Mourning Wood, Atari 6900, #SquadHoles, Poon Tang Clan, and Urine All The Right Places Virgin: Just Chris Visitor: Urine All The Right Places Long-Time No-Seeum: Amerigo Vespoogi On-After: First Down It was a cold night in Virginia as the beautiful Princess […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1164: Waterworld (Incoming Mismanagement)

Splish splash, my despondent coyotes! On the particular week in question your scribes were boldly leading and boldly bringing up the rear, so this piece of trash is entirely dependent on hearsay. Which is to say: if important details are missing, it’s your fault. When: January 16 [a Thursday] Where: Shaw/Howard University Metro Hares: Twater […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1160: The Merry Hashmas Trail!

When: Thursday, December 26, 2019 Where:  Greenbelt Metro (Green Line) Hares:  Special Head Kid, What’s A Boner?, and Please Step Away From The Whores Virgins:  Just Sarah & Just Masha Visitors: Honorable Vaginal Discharge (Boston); Private Snowball (Florida Happy Hour H3); Jolly Green Jizzer (NYC H3) On-After: PSA’s hot tub It was a romp through […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1159: The Onesie Trail

When: December 19Where: DuPont Circle MetroHares: General Tso’s Dicken, Cheech and Dong, Colliteral Damage, Deetz Nuts, GeriatricMandering, Poon-apple Juice, Ready Player None, Schrödinger’s Cock, Son What the Fuck?!Virgins: None (you sluts!!)Visitors: Two from Beijing H3On-After: Town Tavern So there I was, dear reader, having definitely remembered that I was supposed to Stunt Scribe this trail […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1158: The 5th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail!

When: Thursday, December 12, 2019 Where:  Eastern Market Metro (Blue / Orange / Silver Line) Hares:  Head Injury; Issues and Tissues, Rail Mary, Rosetta Bone, Special Red, and Unobtainium Virgins:  Justs Dale, Ryan and Corey Visitor:  some pudjam-curious harriettes from Hangover H3 – Justs Kiersten & Heather On-After:  Trusty’s Violations Little Spermaid was having technical […]

EWH3 #1155: The Rick and Morty Trail

When: 11/21/19 Where: Rosslyn Hares: #Squadholes, Tik Tok it’s Dik O’Clock, Heaven’s Gape, Quid Pro Blow Virgins: Just Emily, Just Laura, Just Ryan, Just Ray, Just Marline, Just Cooper (woof), Just Ike (woof) Visitors: One Trick Dick (Syracuse, NY), Rock Sucker (Kigali, Rwanda), Goat Throat (Boston, MA) Long-Time No-Sees: Poople’s Mountain Majesty, Keebler Shelf On-After: […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1151: Twinkle’s 10TH ANNUAL Halloween Hash Bash!

When: Thursday, October 31, 2019 Where:  NoMA Gallaudet Metro (Red Line) Hares:  Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Colliteral Damage, Vladimir’s Fruitin’, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystac Virgins & Visitors: literally none, more Twinkle Juice for me!!! On-After:  Last Call (which is delightfully divey) Violations Our intrepid alpha hare Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock was egged by […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1149: The 8th Anal Pretty Pretty Princess Trail: Scream Queens Edition

When: Thursday, October 17, 2019 Where:  Tenleytown Metro (Red Line) Hares:  Colliteral Damage, GeriatricMandering, Deathly Swallows, Rail Mary, All Flash No Drive, Rosetta Bone, Tacos On A Bridge Virgins:  Just Elsa & Just Stephanie Visitor:  Dr. Mouthful of Clam (he doesn’t go here anymore!) & Lieutenant Dan The Swing Bang Man (Okinawa!) On-After:  Tenley Bar […]