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When: Thursday, March 14, 2019 Where: Dupont Circle Metro (Red Line) Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Throbbin’ Hood, Mourning Wood, General Tso’s Dicken, Schrodinger’s Micropenis Virgins: Just Patrick, Just John, Just Elliot, Just Fernando, Just Catherine, Just Joaquin, Just Marissa, Just Julia Visitor: Virgin Mobile (Jolly Roger H3), Tits for Tots (Kampala, but formerly of EWH3!) On-After: […]
When: Thursday, March 15, 2019 Where: Francis Scott Key Park, Rosslyn Metro (Orange / Blue / Silver Line) Hares: PIO, Brokeback Mama, COXXX On Demand, Seizure’s Phallus, and Sally The Jizz Hound Virgins: none, they all froze Visitors: Three Amigos from OTH (which is Pudjam, u guys) Radioactive Cum Swallower Genghis Anus Abuela Mastabata On-After: […]
When: Valentine’s Day, Thursday, February 14, 2019 Where: Georgia Ave / Petworth Metro (Green / Yellow Line) Hares: Melabonin, Basement Boy Toy, Red Dong, Zombie, Just Kevin and Just Ez, Just Surak, and maybe a mystery hare! Virgins: Justs Mia, Chelsea, Valdilia, Aaron Visitor: B.D.S.Amateur from Beijing H3 On-After: Don Juan’s Restaurant Y’all, I thought […]
EWH3 #1108 The Groundhog (Birth)day trail When: 1/31 Where: Dupont Circle, Red Hares: Mourning wood, quid pro blow, heaven’s gape, colliteral damage, Throbbin hood Virgins: Just Nobody, or I didn’t hear them Visitors: Cum in my brum On-After: Froggy Bottom, which was 20% better than everywhere else, they told us so right on the tab It […]
When: Thursday, February 7, 2019 Where: Shaw / Howard Metro (Green / Yellow Line) Hares: Atari 6900; Schrodinger’s Cock; The Cock Whisperer; Dude, That Guy; General Tso’s Dicken; Colliteral Damage Virgins: None, ya filthy sluts Visitor: A big ole sausage fest + a wayward Pudjam harriette: Whore With No Name, from Arkansas Born On Your […]
When: Thursday, January 24, 2019 Where: Pentagon City Metro (Yellow & Blue Line) Hares: Atari 6900; Roll Over, Bitch!; Rosetta Bone; Trickle Down Sexonomics; Goldman Ballsachs and … no one as sweeper? (more on this later) Virgins: Just Jackie, Just Brian, Just Monica, Just Gian Visitor: I Make Cops Cum (Las Vegas, but now Sioux […]
RA: Poon-Apple Juice Scribe: Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer GMs: Throbbin Hood and BMCTD (probably one whole sober GM between us… rounding up) Oh yes, another special-edition brunch naming! And also a sacrifice of a name to the Old Ones. Your unholy eldritch GMs find this offering worthy, and in the devouring of the lost […]
When: Thursday January 3rd, 2019. Where: Gallery Place-Chinatown Hares: Geriatric Mandering, General Tso’s Dicken, Cheech and Dong, A Midsemester Night’s Cream, and Head Injury Visitors: On Your Knees, Roadkill, and Tie Me Up TrebekVirgins: Justs Ben, Tony, and JoseLong time no see: Mouthful of Clam Everyone has some super tacky but outrageously comfortable snuggly thing that they’re attached […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 27th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Columbia Heights Metro follow marks to Columbia Heights Civic Plaza to start! Hares: Atari 6900… and literally no one else? Virgins: Just Calvin, Just DaveVisitors: I Like Your Boobs, Getting Nailed… and some foreigners who literally no one could understand. Also it was cold and the […]
When: Thursday December 20th, 2018. Where: Cleveland Park Hares: Tuck Tuck Deuce, Red Vag of Courage, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Sorest Rump, and PIO Visitor: Just BenjaminLong time no see: More Men and Moose Knuckles!!! Have you drunk so much that all of the Christmas movies are blending into some sort of unholy jingling amalgamation? […]