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When: Thursday, May 23, 2019 Where: Georgia Ave / Petworth Metro (Yellow / Green Line) Hares: Scooter Cunte, Roll Over, Bitch!, Heaven’s Gape, Tragic Carpet Ride, Slut Machine, and Barebackin’ Pearls Virgins: Justs David, Hailey, and Lexy Visitor: Snap, Crackle, POOP! (he homeless) and Barebackin’ Pearls (yay transplant!) On-After: Midlands Beer Garden! and I actually […]
When: Thursday, April 25, 2019 Where: Pentagon City Metro (Yellow / Blue Line) Hares: #SquadHoles, #SquadHoles’ hover board, Poon-apple Juice, L’Chymen, and Heaven’s Gape Virgins: none Visitor: The other DADS, who doesn’t know what PUDJAM is On-After: Freddie’s Beach Bar Bob and Edith’s Diner Y’all, it was #SquadHoles’ first alpha hare, yay! And for a […]
When: Thursday, April 18, 2019 Where: Foggy Bottom Metro (Blue / Orange / Silver Line) Hares: Deathly Swallows, Fist Pump, Colliteral Damage, Head Injury, Cheech & Dong, General Tso’s Dicken, and You Sucked My Battledick Virgins: Just Marissa Visitor: none! On-After: Recessions, you know why Violations Firstly, a commendation to our Brew Crew, Throbbin Hood […]
When: 3/28 Where: U St, Green/Yellow Line Hares: Dial F, Roll Over Bitch, Scooter Cunte, Wank Like an Egyptian and possibly a mystery hare Virgins: Just Karen, Just Nube, Just Melanie, Just Bridget, and Just Austin Visitors: Coco from Beijing Violations!PSA waited so long to give The Cumburglur his nacklace that he had to make […]
EWH3 #1121 The Highfive trail When: 4/11 Where: Eastern Market, Orange/Blue/Silver Hares: Mr Holland’s Anus, Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me, Rail Mary, Maybe It’s Gaybelline, and a Mystery Hare Virgins: None, go invite your friends! Visitors: Just Linda Homeless, Fuck a bye baby from Ithica, Just Limel Homeless, and Cums on Vacation from Senegal On-After: The […]
When: Thursday, April 4, 2019 Where: L’Enfant Plaza Metro (LITERALLY EVERY COLOR BUT RED) Hares: Mourning Wood, Mistress Cycle, Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!, and Fizzy, I think? Virgins: Just Sean, Just Johnny Visitor: my notes say “Pink Shirt? Seattle?” On-After: Tiki TNT Busted before I could read any violations?: absolutely Violations that never were: Just […]
Stardate: March 29 – 31, 2019 Coordinates: Castle in the Sand, Ocean Shitty, MD (e)Mission Leads: Schrodinger’s Micropenis, Rear-end Admiral #SquadHoles, #SquadronLeader Poon-apple Juice, Galactic Correspondent Atari 6900, Space Cowboy Stain Gretzky, Chief Petty Officer Virgins: Not anymore Visitor: She’s banned from travel events so nothing to see here On-After: Under the table in the […]
When: Thursday, March 14, 2019 Where: Dupont Circle Metro (Red Line) Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Throbbin’ Hood, Mourning Wood, General Tso’s Dicken, Schrodinger’s Micropenis Virgins: Just Patrick, Just John, Just Elliot, Just Fernando, Just Catherine, Just Joaquin, Just Marissa, Just Julia Visitor: Virgin Mobile (Jolly Roger H3), Tits for Tots (Kampala, but formerly of EWH3!) On-After: […]
When: Thursday, March 15, 2019 Where: Francis Scott Key Park, Rosslyn Metro (Orange / Blue / Silver Line) Hares: PIO, Brokeback Mama, COXXX On Demand, Seizure’s Phallus, and Sally The Jizz Hound Virgins: none, they all froze Visitors: Three Amigos from OTH (which is Pudjam, u guys) Radioactive Cum Swallower Genghis Anus Abuela Mastabata On-After: […]
When: Valentine’s Day, Thursday, February 14, 2019 Where: Georgia Ave / Petworth Metro (Green / Yellow Line) Hares: Melabonin, Basement Boy Toy, Red Dong, Zombie, Just Kevin and Just Ez, Just Surak, and maybe a mystery hare! Virgins: Justs Mia, Chelsea, Valdilia, Aaron Visitor: B.D.S.Amateur from Beijing H3 On-After: Don Juan’s Restaurant Y’all, I thought […]