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When: Thursday, November 8, 2018 Where: Smithsonian Metro Hares: Atari 6900, Whoregon Trail, Sphincter Shy, Poon-apple Juice, Camo Sutra Virgins: Just Ethan (He was Southern), Just Cole, Just Cody, Just (honestly, I didn’t catch this chick’s name, I was too distracted by Just Ethan’s accent), Just Ryan, Just Josh, Just Jay Visitors: Missile Anus, In […]
Dear Gispert, haven’t I written like four spooooky trashes already this year? I mean, I get it. Halloween is a hasher’s dream. Costumes, glitter, boobs, beer – what more could you want? But don’t you think we’re overdoing it just a little bit? Eh, fuck it. Give the people what they want. When: Thursday, Novembe […]
When: Thursday October 18th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Huntington Metro Kiss and Ride World peace, or peace on Earth, is the concept of an ideal state of happiness, freedom and peace within and among all people and nations on earth. Different cultures, religions, philosophies and organizations have varying concepts on how such a state […]
When: Thursday, June 28, 2018 Where: Cleveland Park. Hares: Dwarfus interruptus, split her bare, leaning tower of please yah, (Haystack? IDK) Virgins\Visitors\Long time no see-ums: I have literally no idea, blame the RA! Brew crew: mourning wood and quid pro blow Who doesn’t love when mommy comes to visit? Well too bad you ungrateful bastards, it’s […]
Remember those cool chapter books where the authors were too lazy to decide which way the story should go so they left it up to a bunch of nine year olds to choose for themselves? Yeah, this trail was kind of like that, except both stories ended in with cum in your hair and regret […]
When: Thursday September 27th, 2018. Where: Braddock Road Metro (Blue and Yellow Lines) Hares: Too Easy, Fish and Tits, Camo Sutra, Blows a Tranny, and Knocked Up Virgins: Justs Ben and Grayson Visitors: Slothy Seconds (who totally doesn’t count, but is delightful, so whatev) and Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh Long time no see: Mouthful of Clam The poor long-lost […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 20th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Eastern Market Metro Station – follow marks to start! Hares: GeriatricMandering; Colliteral Damage; Cheech and Dong; Son, What the Fuck; Vaginal Countdown; Rosetta Bone; Deathly Swallows; and Rail Mary Virgins: Just Riker Visitors: Fully Drunktional, The Virginator (who is currently homeless), and some foreign wanker whose […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 13th, 2018 Where: Columbia Heights metro station (Green/Yellow) – Rabaut Park Virgins: Just Kevin, Just Will Hares: Chip Off The Old Cock, Quid Pro Blow, No Strings Attached, Deep South In Your Mouth, General’s Farm Animal, L’Chymen 1981 – Britney Spears is born 1986 – She makes her stage debut […]
When: September 6th, 2018. Where: Ballston-MU Metro Station Hares: Free Little Willy, Pee It Forward, Bear Fucker, Issues & Tissues, Who Wears Shart Sharts, Cum on My Buddy Virgins: Justs Bill and Erin Visitors: Stool Sample, Liar Liar Vagina on Fire, Reverend Ranger Ray, Mommy’s Little Fister, and something about bananas (idk, autocorrect completely took […]
When: August 30th, 2018. Where: Minnesota Avenue (Orange Line), Minnesota Ave. side – follow marks to start! Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Roll Over Bitch, Six Pigs in a Blanket, Poonapple Juice, Deetz Nutz, and Colliteral Damage Virgin: Just Emily Visitors: Well Hung, The Ass Man Commeth, Wet Back Sally We all love a great […]