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When: 6:45pm Thursday, July 5, 2018 Where: Minnesota Ave Metro (Orange line) Hares: Special Head Kid, Pooples Mountain Majesty, Sargasm, What’s a Boner?, PSA, Pay As You Go Virgins: None Visitors: Cuntjungle, It’s Not Cum It’s Ranch, Suppository Depository, Floppy Attachment, Pasta In My Pants Eagle (n.) 1. Eagle is […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 21st, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Tenleytown Metro (Red Line) Hares: Head Injury, Cheech & Dong, Please Step Away from the Whores, Quid Pro Blow, Vaginal Countdown, and Just Tamara. Virgins: Justs Carl, Eugene, Jewel, Rick, Lauren, Mitchell Visitors: Uniform Pussy Service, Betty Cocker If we hashers have offended, […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 31st, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Waterfront Metro – follow marks to start! Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Special Head Kid, L’Chymen, Poops I Did It Again, Why Is The Cum Gone? Virgin: Just Alex Visitor: Shock My Monkey Actual footage from trail. Look, we’re just lucky no one drowned. […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 24th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Rosslyn Metro (Dark Star Park) – follow marks to start! Hares: GeriatricMandering, Head Injury, Colliteral Damage, Quid Pro Blow, and Happy Poo Year Virgins: Justs Jones, Kara, Blake, Camille, and Nick It was a beautiful evening in to wander around Virginia and then […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 3rd, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Eastern Market Metro Hares: Trim Shady, Uno Dos Tres Liftoff, Deathly Swallows, & Please Step Away From The Whores. Virgins: Justs Lily, Amanda, Ryan, Jess, and Sergei Visitors: Six From Behind and Naughty Nipple Nurse Welcum to the May Babies Trail! When you […]
When: Thursday, June 7th 2018 Where: Dupont Circle Hares: Homo On the Range, Poops I Did It Again, Hercu-Please, General Tso’s Dicken, Just Tim Visitors: Hot Tub Slut, Chunda Chick Virgins: Just Tim, Just Keeli, Just Jess, Just Theodore When the sunlight strikes raindrops in the air, they act as a prism and form a […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 17th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: The Swamp of Sadness – No, wait.. West Hyattsville (Green Line) Hares: Pooples Mountain Majesty, Megan’s Law, Kooter Kunte, When the Ball Drops, Special Head Kid Virgins: None Visitors: None Hold on to you hats, folks. It’s time for another impromptu meeting of the […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 10th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Brookland Metro (Red Line) Hares: Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Geriatric Mandering, Goldman Ballsachs Schrodinger’s Cock, Rosetta Bone, Mouthful of Clam Virgins: Just Nadov, Just Liz, Just Jessie, Just Drew, Just Jean, Just Ben, Just Linda, Just Kenzie Visitors: None Long Time No […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 26th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Van Ness Metro Hares: Put It Out, Blows A Tranny, Can’t Find Pussy In A Haystack, Generals Farm Animal, & Please Step Away From The Whores Virgins: Just Curin (?), Just Liza Visitor: Skank the Tank 469 is a value of n for […]
As the owner of a lovable purr ball myself, I was honored to be of assistance to this paw-some trail organized by our hares: General Tso’s Dicken, L’Chymen, The Hyperpoop, GeriatricMandering, Poon-apple Juice, and Son What The Fuck?! Before the Tour du Feline left start, we met our virgins — Justs Clark, Adrian, Andrew, and […]