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EWH3 Hash Trash #1127: On Wednesdays we are (pretty in) Pink Trail!

When: Thursday, May 23, 2019 Where:  Georgia Ave / Petworth Metro (Yellow / Green Line) Hares:  Scooter Cunte, Roll Over, Bitch!, Heaven’s Gape, Tragic Carpet Ride, Slut Machine, and Barebackin’ Pearls Virgins:  Justs David, Hailey, and Lexy Visitor:  Snap, Crackle, POOP! (he homeless) and Barebackin’ Pearls (yay transplant!) On-After:  Midlands Beer Garden! and I actually […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1123: The Tunnels of Love Trail

When: Thursday, April 25, 2019 Where:  Pentagon City Metro (Yellow / Blue Line) Hares:  #SquadHoles, #SquadHoles’ hover board, Poon-apple Juice, L’Chymen, and Heaven’s Gape Virgins:  none Visitor:  The other DADS, who doesn’t know what PUDJAM is On-After:  Freddie’s Beach Bar Bob and Edith’s Diner Y’all, it was #SquadHoles’ first alpha hare, yay!  And for a […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1122: The Deathly Birthday Polka Dot Trail

When: Thursday, April 18, 2019 Where:  Foggy Bottom Metro (Blue / Orange / Silver Line) Hares:  Deathly Swallows, Fist Pump, Colliteral Damage, Head Injury, Cheech & Dong, General Tso’s Dicken, and You Sucked My Battledick Virgins:  Just Marissa Visitor:  none! On-After:  Recessions, you know why Violations Firstly, a commendation to our Brew Crew, Throbbin Hood […]

EWH3 TRASH #1121: The Highfive Trail! – Thursday, April 11th – Eastern Market (Orange/Blue/Silver Line)

EWH3 #1121 The Highfive trail When: 4/11 Where:  Eastern Market, Orange/Blue/Silver Hares:  Mr Holland’s Anus, Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me, Rail Mary, Maybe It’s Gaybelline, and a Mystery Hare Virgins: None, go invite your friends! Visitors:  Just Linda Homeless, Fuck a bye baby from Ithica, Just Limel Homeless, and Cums on Vacation from Senegal On-After:  The […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1120: The Flower Power Trail

When: Thursday, April 4, 2019 Where:  L’Enfant Plaza Metro (LITERALLY EVERY COLOR BUT RED) Hares:  Mourning Wood, Mistress Cycle, Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!, and Fizzy, I think? Virgins:  Just Sean, Just Johnny Visitor:  my notes say “Pink Shirt? Seattle?” On-After:  Tiki TNT Busted before I could read any violations?: absolutely Violations that never were: Just […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1117, 1118, 1119: WIIIIIEEEEEEEEE 2019!!!

Stardate: March 29 – 31, 2019 Coordinates: Castle in the Sand, Ocean Shitty, MD  (e)Mission Leads: Schrodinger’s Micropenis, Rear-end Admiral #SquadHoles, #SquadronLeader Poon-apple Juice, Galactic Correspondent Atari 6900, Space Cowboy Stain Gretzky, Chief Petty Officer Virgins:  Not anymore Visitor:  She’s banned from travel events so nothing to see here On-After:  Under the table in the […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1114: PI-DES OF MARCH TRAIL!

When: Thursday, March 14, 2019 Where:  Dupont Circle Metro (Red Line) Hares:  Poon-apple Juice, Throbbin’ Hood, Mourning Wood, General Tso’s Dicken, Schrodinger’s Micropenis Virgins:  Just Patrick, Just John, Just Elliot, Just Fernando, Just Catherine, Just Joaquin, Just Marissa, Just Julia Visitor:  Virgin Mobile (Jolly Roger H3), Tits for Tots (Kampala, but formerly of EWH3!) On-After:  […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1113: A Trail Has No Theme

When: Thursday, March 15, 2019 Where:  Francis Scott Key Park, Rosslyn Metro (Orange / Blue / Silver Line) Hares:  PIO, Brokeback Mama, COXXX On Demand, Seizure’s Phallus, and Sally The Jizz Hound Virgins:  none, they all froze Visitors:  Three Amigos from OTH (which is Pudjam, u guys) Radioactive Cum Swallower Genghis Anus Abuela Mastabata On-After:  […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1110: The Heart-on-Trail-Valentine’s-Day-Sexy-Lingerie-Trail

When: Valentine’s Day, Thursday, February 14, 2019 Where:  Georgia Ave / Petworth Metro (Green / Yellow Line) Hares:  Melabonin, Basement Boy Toy, Red Dong, Zombie, Just Kevin and Just Ez, Just Surak, and maybe a mystery hare!  Virgins:  Justs Mia, Chelsea, Valdilia, Aaron Visitor:  B.D.S.Amateur from Beijing H3 On-After:  Don Juan’s Restaurant Y’all, I thought […]