Entries by Scribe

EWH3 Hash Trash #1146: The Second Anal Tour du Feline

When: Thursday, September 26, 2019 Where:  Union Station Metro (Red Line) Hares:  General Tso’s Kitten, (Lickin’) Deetz Nutz, Geriatric Meow-ndering, Tail Mary, Mew-mbo # Hives, Schrödinger’s Cat (maybe alive?) Virgins:  none! Visitor:  Mike Man from Seoul, Drop and Tug from Yerevan Armenia, Amerigo Vespoogie from Seattle On-After:  Union Pub Violations Deep Anal Horizon was violated […]


When: Thursday, September 12, 2019Where: Capital South Metro (Blue/Orange)Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Hungry Hungry Homo, All Flash No Drive, Split Her Bare, Sphincter Shy, and Wank Like An EgyptianVirgins: Just Chris, Just Tintin, Just Mike, Just Tess, Just KimberlyVisitors: Just Erin I mean, yea… Recycling is pretty dope, but you know what the BETTER […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1143: The 10th Anal Jorts Association of Arlington Trail!

When: Thursday, September 5, 2019 Where:  Pentagon City Metro (Blue / Yellow Line) Hares:  Roll Over, Bitch; You Can’t Handle the Poop; sKooter Kunte; Tragic Carpet Ride Virgins:  Just Erin Visitor:  Just John from Springfield, Just Liz from Eugene OR, Just Suzanne from who cares, and Semen For Vegan from Boulder On-After:  not Freddie’s Violations […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1141: The “This is what an oasis looks like” Trail!

When: Thursday, August 22, 2019 Where:  Cleveland Park Metro (Red Line) Hares:  honestly, only Gunna Probably Spew as far as I could tell Virgins:  Just Ashraf, Just Ken, Just Tanner, Just Tim, Just Sonia, Just Perry, Just Spencer Visitor:  Cums For Jesus from Happy Heretics H3 On-After:  Duccini’s for me, Shenanigans Irish Pub for everyone […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1136: The MoonSHOT Trail!

When: Thursday, July 18, 2019 Where:  Waterfront Metro (Green Line) Hares:  You Can’t Handle the Poop, Roll Over, Bitch!, Kunta Kunte, NSA (but N[A]SA for today), Vladmir Fruitin, Uno, Dos, Tres, Liftoff!, and Quantum Whizics “Virgins”: Just Eric, Just Gautham, and Just Geoff Actual Virgin: Just Bodhi Visitor:  not a single alien sighting on trail […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1134: The Zany Zodiac Trail!

When: Thursday, July 11, 2019 Where:  Woodley Park / Zoo Metro (Red Line) Hares:  Son, What the Fuck?!, Deetz Nuts, Cheech & Dong, Colliteral Damage, and Poon-apple Juice Virgins:  Just Mike and Just Brian Visitor:  Cherry Why from Lagos; Muffle Puff from Aloha On-After:  Town Tavern Violations First of all, a shame bell to me […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1132: The Summer of ’69 Trail!

When: Thursday, June 27, 2019 Where:  Takoma Metro (Red Line) Birthday Empress: Shamrock Your Cock Hares:  Cum Dumpling, Coxxx on Demand, Infidellatio, Issues & Tissues, and You Can’t Handle the Poop Virgin:  Just Patrick Visitor:  Rusty Grundle from Chicago H3 On-After:  Olive Lounge Y’all this was a very special trail for our very own self-proclaimed […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1128: The Derby Days Trail!

When: Thursday, May 30, 2019 Where:  Stadium Armory Metro (Silver / Orange / Blue Line) Hares:  Special Head Kid, Just Roxy, Heaven’s Gape, Seizure’s Phallus, Basement Boy Toy, Melabonin, and Stain Gretzky (that’s me!!) Virgins:  Just AJ Visitor:  technically a long-time-no-see-em, Tosh.Homo On-After:  Trusty’s, where good decisions go to die Violations First, to the Ore-Ho, […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1127: On Wednesdays we are (pretty in) Pink Trail!

When: Thursday, May 23, 2019 Where:  Georgia Ave / Petworth Metro (Yellow / Green Line) Hares:  Scooter Cunte, Roll Over, Bitch!, Heaven’s Gape, Tragic Carpet Ride, Slut Machine, and Barebackin’ Pearls Virgins:  Justs David, Hailey, and Lexy Visitor:  Snap, Crackle, POOP! (he homeless) and Barebackin’ Pearls (yay transplant!) On-After:  Midlands Beer Garden! and I actually […]