Entries by Scribe


So, no one would volunteer to flash. I tried bribery, I tried threats, and then eventually, I tried to take photos. (Pictured: Me, trying to juggle too many jobs in one night) As promised, a one-in-a-lifetime joint Scribe/Flash masterpiece, only available at this link. On – I told you this would happen – On Poon-apple […]


When: Thursday, May 19, 2022 Where: Gallery Place (Red/Green/Yellow) Hares: Colliteral Damage, General Tso’s Dicken, Stain Gretzky, Mouthful of ClamVirgins: Just Christina Visitors: Put It Black In Me Schitt’s Creek is a heartwarming rags to riches story about a band of merry fellows who ascribe to the mantra of “dress for the life you want” […]

EWH3 TRASH #1292 – The Kingman Park Trail

When: Thursday, April 28, 2022 Where: Stadium-Armory (Orange/Blue/Silver) Hares: Maybe It’s Gaybelline, Mouthful of Clam, Boom! Goes the Vaginamite, Just Hannah Virgins: Just Pete, Just Grant Visitors/Long Time No See’ums: Vagina is for Lawyers, Cocko Bell Grande, Bulletproof Boobs, Tuneless, Lick James Bitch Humpty Dumpty woke up on Thursday Humpty Dumpty found a trail to […]

EWH3 TRASH #1286, 1287, 1288 – WIIIIIIEEEEE

Oh. My. Gispert. It had been way too long since we set eyes on the shining streets of Ocean City and roamed the hall of the Castle once again. The weekend began with trail, which reminded us all that GPS was not as prevalent in the 80’s. Once (most of) the pack made it back, […]

EWH3 #1289 – Been through Saratoga on a trail with no theme (UNION STATION)

When: Thursday, April 7, 2022 Where: Union Station (Red) Visitors: None Virgins: None Hares: Pinocchi-Ho, Special Red, Quid Pro Blow, Split Her Bare, and someone else who I didn’t write down because I rely too heavily on trail announcements and I now regret that Freaky Friday is a 2003 film, based on a 1976 film. But we’re […]


When: Thursday, March 17, 2022 Where: Union Station (Red) Visitors: None Virgins: None Hares: 9021-Ho, Skooter Kunte, Just Jarely, No Strings Attached In 1964, General Mills challenged their employees to Make Cereal Exciting Again ™ and one Irishman rose to the occasion. By combining the worst cereal and the worst candy, John Holohan proved that the whole can indeed […]

EWH3 TRASH #1280 – TuTu For Tu, Too! – 2/24/22 – MT. VERNON SQUARE

When: Thursday, February 24, 2022 Where: Mt. Vernon Square/Convention Center (Green/Yellow) Visitors: None Virgins: Just Alex, Just Armand, Just Liz Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, 9021-ho, Cocktease Falcon Throughout history, there have been many great pairs… Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid Mary Cate and Ashley Olsen Bonnie and Clyde Mario and Luigi […]

SorreyNotSorrey for this Sparkly Hash Trash #1247

When: Thursday, July 22, 2021 The Robin Sparkles Hash Trash #1247 Where: Smithsonian Metro (Orange/Blue/Silver)  Visitors: All Abscess Pass Virgins: None that I took note of Hares: Mouthful of Clam, Ready Player None, and Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer   Did ya’ll see that scooter collision at the opening circle? Whew! For once, some calamity […]

Trail #1245 The Spice World Hash Trash

Trail: The Spice World Trail #1245 When: Thursday, July 8, 2021 Where: Columbia Heights Metro Area   Visitors: N/a Virgins: N/a Hares: Poon Apple, Burlington Ho Factory, They Blow Up So Fast, Slurpy the Big Mouth Lass and General Tso’s Dicken Whew! What a whirlwind of a week you guys! The busy bees  and beavers have […]