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When: March 12, 2026 Start: King St End: TJ Stones Hares: Ha-Cum-On My TaTas, Naughtyacumneatme , Just Mia Virgins: Just Helena It was a festive, questionably Irish affair as wankers gathered on King Street to celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day the only way hashers know how: poorly dressed, aggressively hydrated, and with just enough green […]
When: February 19, 2026 Start: NoMa End: Rhode Island Ave / Dew Drop Inn Hares: Just Tommy and OH Hey Not Gay It was a dark, damp, and lonely affair at EWH3 as a pathetic handful of wankers braved the drizzle to pay homage to Huaynaputina—the volcano that, back in 1600, decided she’d been pent […]
When: February 5, 2026 Start: Foggy Bottom / Washington Circle End: Foggy Bottom / Recessions Hares: Vagetarian, Please Step Away from the Whore, Mongo, Bitches Give Stitches, Vagina is for Lawyers, No Strings Attached After taking a week off for “rigorous” drinking practice, a pack of shivering wankers gathered on the ice-covered streets of Washington […]
When: January 22, 2026 Start: Georgia Ave/Petworth End: Just Tommy’s yard Hares: Just Tommy, Cuntry Fried Seaman, Tragic Carpet Ride Ever wondered what those little green bags littered around DC are actually for? This trail answered that question in the least sanitary way possible. The hares led us on a journey filled with flour, confusion, […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 9, 2025 Started: Eastern Market Metro Station Ended: Potomac Ave Metro / Trusty’s Hares: Ginger Snatch, Havana Lewinsky, Special Red EWH3 always has the honor of kicking off another amazing DC Red Dress Run weekend! We always love a three way, with us offering 3 ways to get you wet. […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 11, 2025 Started: Pentagon City Metro / Virginia Highlands Park Ended: Pentagon City / Chevy’s Hares: GFA, LPF, and maybe a mystery hare A little more of a somber trail, it’s been 24 years since that fateful Tuesday morning. But we celebrate that we did not lose one of our […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 28th, 2025 Started: King St. Metro. Follow marks to start at Princess St. and Buchanan St. along bike path Ended: Braddock Rd. Metro / Mason Social Hares: Whoriana Trench, Clam Bam Thank You Ma’am, Naughtya Cumandeatme Well we did it again and got glitter everywhere and still finding it in […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 14th, 2025 Started: Virginia Highlands Park Parking Lot (Pentagon City metro) Ended: Crystal City / Freddie’s Beach Bar Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, Head Injury, Lickthyologist Get your towels ready because it went down!!! With our swim trunks and our flippy floppies, it wasn’t sea world, dolphins were splashing getting everybody […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 31th, 2025 Started: Woodly Park Metro – Calvert Street Ended: C&O Canel Lock Hares: Havana Lewinski, Oh Hey Not Gay, Immoral Support, Tragic Carpet Ride, Bi Polar Bear On the eve of National Yeast Day it was a trail for the ages. Another summer DC flash flood thunder storm, shiggy, yeasty flour trail […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 13th, 2025 Started: West Hyattsville Metro Ended: West Hyattsville Metro Hares: Special Red, Pinnochi-Ho, Quid Pro Blow, Screeching Eargasm Where was the fla-bong-o? Florida man ran amuck, plenty of cut off jorts, Hawaiian shirts, possible bath salts at shot check. The trail was complete with Florida humidity, sink holes, and a gator swap. […]