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Trail #1245 The Spice World Hash Trash

Trail: The Spice World Trail #1245 When: Thursday, July 8, 2021 Where: Columbia Heights Metro Area   Visitors: N/a Virgins: N/a Hares: Poon Apple, Burlington Ho Factory, They Blow Up So Fast, Slurpy the Big Mouth Lass and General Tso’s Dicken Whew! What a whirlwind of a week you guys! The busy bees  and beavers have […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1242 – THE PRIDE TRAIL

When: Thursday June 24, 2021 Where: Dupont Circle Hares: I Cum in the Land Down under, sKooter Kunte, Have You Blown My Stapler?, Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog Virgins: Just Amanda Visitors: none Trail Treasure: Ok, I know we had some but their names escape me… This week, I present to you an excerpt from the […]

Trail 1241: The Watergate Anniversary Hash Trash

Trail: The Watergate Scandal and History Trail!  When: Thursday, June 17, 2021 Where: Foggy Bottom Metro  Visitors: Just Doug, Bear Fucker, and Sucka-Lotta-Cockus Virgins: Just Brady Hares: Bow Chicka Bow Bow, Papal Smear, Special Red We had visitors! We had a VIRGIN! (Squee.) Nature is healing and the hash is kind of getting back to […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1239 The Beer is Near Trail!

When: Thursday, June 3, 2021 Where: Potomac Ave Metro  Visitors: Sadly none…for now! Virgins: Just Marley! Hares: Lorena Hobbit, Special Red and Roll Over, Bitch! This trail was supposed to be about keeping the beer near and PBRs (Personal Best Records) so here we go with some PBRs set by the pack that night: Most […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1238: Break Yourself Part 2: Electric Shigaloo Trail

When: Thursday, May 27th, 2020 Where: Van Ness/UDC (Red Line) Hares: Chale Why?, 9021-Ho, GPS, and Mouthful of Clam Virgins: None Visitors: None Long-Time No See Ums: None On-After: None, because COVID Buckle up, butternuts, because this trail got dicey. Between the hills, the bushwacking, the rivers, and the cicadas, this trail was a DOOZY! […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1234 – THE SESAME STREET TRAIL (RHODE ISLAND AVE)

When: Thursday, April 29, 2021 Where: Rhode Island Ave Virgins: Just Mark, Just Nick, Just Allie Hares: Special Head Kid, Seizure’s Phallus Today’s trash is brought to you by the letters F, U, and the number 69. On a warm April evening, we gathered. The sea of fur, monster-themed chokers, and pasty thighs was overwhelming, […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1233: The Fantasy Island Trail!

When: Thursday, April 22nd, 2021 Where: Stadium Armory (Orange/Blue/Silver Line) Hares: Around the World in 80 Lays, Bondage, James Bondage, & Honey Bunches of Cunt Virgins: Just Harry Visitors: …And Throbbin, Batman On-After: None, because COVID Welcome to FANTASY ISLAND! A TV show that ran from 1977-1984, and literally the only thing I know about […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1232 – THE DEATH AND TAXES… AND BEER! TRAIL

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 15, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM! Where: Fort Totten Metro (Red and Green Lines) – Follow marks to start. NOTE: Start is in Fort Totten Park itself. See here. D’erections: From the entrance to the metro, turn left. Follow the sidewalk to the pathway that cuts across the grass. Turn left on the […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1231 – THE SUNDRESS NO STRESS TRAIL

When: Thursday April 8. 2021 Where: Eastern Market Hares: Moose Knuckle, More Men, Mouthful of Clam Virgins: Just Noah, Just Cat, Just Anna It’s national sundress day! Why do we love sundresses so much? The aesthetics. All those flowers and stripes and bright colors really make your eyes pop, boo. The airflow. Have you ever felt a gentle […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1230: The April Showers Trail!

When: Thursday, April 1st, 2021 Where: Dupont Circle (Red Line) Hares: Poon-apple Juice & Schrödinger’s Cock Virgins: Just Graciela On-After: None, because COVID April Showers? More like April Flurries! Holy SHIT, what the fuck!? Mother Nature sure played an April Fools joke on us, giving us great weather all last week and then slamming us […]