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When: Thursday, August 16 Where: L’Enfant Plaza – Maryland Ave/7th Street exit – follow marks to start in Hancock Park! On this joyous occasion, the Hares provided marital advice: Red Vag of Courage “Listen to her.” Hungry Hungry Homo “Make sure the table runners match the cumberbunds.” Red, White, and Poo “Continue being cheap.” Sphincter […]
When: Thursday August 9th, 2018. Where: Woodley Park/Adams Morgan (Red Line) Hares: Schrodinger’s Cock, Poon-apple Juice, Son What the Fuck?, General Tso’s Dicken, and GeriatricMandering Virgins: Justs Pierre and Kelly Visitors: Œdipussy, Dewalt Thunder Pussy, Sex Ray, Anal Vinyasa Schrodinger’s Cock can see adulthood from his apartment and celebrated by treating us all to his idea of a […]
When: Thursday July 26th, 2018 Where: Dupont Circle. Go to the middle of the Circle and look for exposed midriffs. Hares: Stain Gretzky, Slothy Seconds, Groundhog Lay, Donald Dick, Cheech & Dong, and Rail Mary Virgins: Justs Ian, Ryan Visitors and long time no see ums: Agent Orgy, Abominable Blowman, Areola 51, Little Thunderclap, German Dungeon Porn, Groundhog Lay […]
When: 6:45pm Thursday, August 2, 2018 Where: Rosslyn (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines) Hares: Pay As You Go, Special Head Kid, Seizure’s Phallus, You Sucked My Battledick, Yes We Camry Virgins: Just Sherry, Just Gwen, Just Mike, Just Althea, Just Patricia, Just Mike (again) Visitors: I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lubricant Transplants: Uppercunt In 1900, an American civil […]
When: 6:45pm Thursday, July 12, 2018 Where: Fort Totten (Red & Green lines) Hares: Cheech and Dong, GeriatricMandering, General Tso Dicken, A Midsemester’s Night Cream, and Tuck Tuck Deuce Virgins: Justs Andy, Sam, Miranda, Justin, Christie, Josh, Kevin Visitors: Jigglytits, Either Way Oh, the poor hares stewing in bitter resentment for having the flicker of […]
When: Thursday, July 19, 2018 Where: Pentagon City (Blue/Yellow Line) Hares: Roll Over Bitch, Kooter Kunte, You Can’t Handle The Poop, Tragic Carpet Ride Virgins: Just Luke, Just Emily, Just Bob, Just Chad, Just Catherine, Just Emily Visitors: Missile Anus, Nyakkdaaw, Kitty Litter, Trailer Swift (but like, the other one..), There were also some confused […]
When: 6:45pm Thursday, July 5, 2018 Where: Minnesota Ave Metro (Orange line) Hares: Special Head Kid, Pooples Mountain Majesty, Sargasm, What’s a Boner?, PSA, Pay As You Go Virgins: None Visitors: Cuntjungle, It’s Not Cum It’s Ranch, Suppository Depository, Floppy Attachment, Pasta In My Pants Eagle (n.) 1. Eagle is […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 21st, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Tenleytown Metro (Red Line) Hares: Head Injury, Cheech & Dong, Please Step Away from the Whores, Quid Pro Blow, Vaginal Countdown, and Just Tamara. Virgins: Justs Carl, Eugene, Jewel, Rick, Lauren, Mitchell Visitors: Uniform Pussy Service, Betty Cocker If we hashers have offended, […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 31st, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Waterfront Metro – follow marks to start! Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Special Head Kid, L’Chymen, Poops I Did It Again, Why Is The Cum Gone? Virgin: Just Alex Visitor: Shock My Monkey Actual footage from trail. Look, we’re just lucky no one drowned. […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 24th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Rosslyn Metro (Dark Star Park) – follow marks to start! Hares: GeriatricMandering, Head Injury, Colliteral Damage, Quid Pro Blow, and Happy Poo Year Virgins: Justs Jones, Kara, Blake, Camille, and Nick It was a beautiful evening in to wander around Virginia and then […]