Entries by Scribe

EWH3 TRASH #1081 – TWINKLE’S LAST CUM WHITE DRESS RUN – L’ENFANT

When: Thursday, August 16 Where: L’Enfant Plaza – Maryland Ave/7th Street exit – follow marks to start in Hancock Park! On this joyous occasion, the Hares provided marital advice: Red Vag of Courage “Listen to her.” Hungry Hungry Homo “Make sure the table runners match the cumberbunds.” Red, White, and Poo “Continue being cheap.” Sphincter […]

EWH3 TRASH #1080: THE FACE/OFF TRAIL! – THURSDAY, AUGUST 9TH – WOODLEY PARK-ZOO/ADAMS MORGAN (RED LINE)

When: Thursday August 9th, 2018. Where: Woodley Park/Adams Morgan (Red Line) Hares: Schrodinger’s Cock, Poon-apple Juice, Son What the Fuck?, General Tso’s Dicken, and GeriatricMandering Virgins: Justs Pierre and Kelly Visitors: Œdipussy, Dewalt Thunder Pussy, Sex Ray, Anal Vinyasa Schrodinger’s Cock can see adulthood from his apartment and celebrated by treating us all to his idea of a […]

EWH3 TRASH #1078 – CROPADELPHIA TRAIL! – 6:45 PM THURSDAY, JULY 18TH – DUPONT CIRCLE (RED LINE)

When: Thursday July 26th, 2018 Where: Dupont Circle. Go to the middle of the Circle and look for exposed midriffs. Hares: Stain Gretzky, Slothy Seconds, Groundhog Lay, Donald Dick, Cheech & Dong, and Rail Mary Virgins: Justs Ian, Ryan Visitors and long time no see ums: Agent Orgy, Abominable Blowman, Areola 51, Little Thunderclap, German Dungeon Porn, Groundhog Lay […]

EWH3 TRASH #1079: THE ROSSLYN FUTURIST TRAIL! – THURSDAY, AUGUST 2ND – ROSSLYN METRO (BLUE/ORANGE/SILVER LINES)

When: 6:45pm Thursday, August 2, 2018 Where: Rosslyn (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines) Hares: Pay As You Go, Special Head Kid, Seizure’s Phallus, You Sucked My Battledick, Yes We Camry Virgins: Just Sherry, Just Gwen, Just Mike, Just Althea, Just Patricia, Just Mike (again) Visitors: I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lubricant Transplants: Uppercunt In 1900, an American civil […]

EWH3# 1075 – THE WINTER HOLIDAYS BIRTHDAY TRAIL! – THURSDAY, JULY 12TH – FORT TOTTEN (RED & GREEN LINES)

When: 6:45pm Thursday, July 12, 2018 Where: Fort Totten (Red & Green lines) Hares: Cheech and Dong, GeriatricMandering, General Tso Dicken, A Midsemester’s Night Cream, and Tuck Tuck Deuce Virgins: Justs Andy, Sam, Miranda, Justin, Christie, Josh, Kevin Visitors: Jigglytits, Either Way Oh, the poor hares stewing in bitter resentment for having the flicker of […]

EWH3 TRASH #1077: THE 9TH ANAL JORTS ASSOCIATION OF ARLINGTON TRAIL! – THURSDAY, JULY 19TH – PENTAGON CITY METRO (BLUE/YELLOW)

When: Thursday, July 19, 2018 Where: Pentagon City (Blue/Yellow Line) Hares: Roll Over Bitch, Kooter Kunte, You Can’t Handle The Poop, Tragic Carpet Ride Virgins: Just Luke, Just Emily, Just Bob, Just Chad, Just Catherine, Just Emily Visitors: Missile Anus, Nyakkdaaw, Kitty Litter, Trailer Swift (but like, the other one..), There were also some confused […]