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When: Thursday, July 22, 2021 The Robin Sparkles Hash Trash #1247 Where: Smithsonian Metro (Orange/Blue/Silver) Visitors: All Abscess Pass Virgins: None that I took note of Hares: Mouthful of Clam, Ready Player None, and Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer Did ya’ll see that scooter collision at the opening circle? Whew! For once, some calamity […]
Trail: The Spice World Trail #1245 When: Thursday, July 8, 2021 Where: Columbia Heights Metro Area Visitors: N/a Virgins: N/a Hares: Poon Apple, Burlington Ho Factory, They Blow Up So Fast, Slurpy the Big Mouth Lass and General Tso’s Dicken Whew! What a whirlwind of a week you guys! The busy bees and beavers have […]
When: Thursday June 24, 2021 Where: Dupont Circle Hares: I Cum in the Land Down under, sKooter Kunte, Have You Blown My Stapler?, Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog Virgins: Just Amanda Visitors: none Trail Treasure: Ok, I know we had some but their names escape me… This week, I present to you an excerpt from the […]
Trail: The Watergate Scandal and History Trail! When: Thursday, June 17, 2021 Where: Foggy Bottom Metro Visitors: Just Doug, Bear Fucker, and Sucka-Lotta-Cockus Virgins: Just Brady Hares: Bow Chicka Bow Bow, Papal Smear, Special Red We had visitors! We had a VIRGIN! (Squee.) Nature is healing and the hash is kind of getting back to […]
When: Thursday, June 3, 2021 Where: Potomac Ave Metro Visitors: Sadly none…for now! Virgins: Just Marley! Hares: Lorena Hobbit, Special Red and Roll Over, Bitch! This trail was supposed to be about keeping the beer near and PBRs (Personal Best Records) so here we go with some PBRs set by the pack that night: Most […]
When: Thursday, May 27th, 2020 Where: Van Ness/UDC (Red Line) Hares: Chale Why?, 9021-Ho, GPS, and Mouthful of Clam Virgins: None Visitors: None Long-Time No See Ums: None On-After: None, because COVID Buckle up, butternuts, because this trail got dicey. Between the hills, the bushwacking, the rivers, and the cicadas, this trail was a DOOZY! […]
When: Thursday, April 29, 2021 Where: Rhode Island Ave Virgins: Just Mark, Just Nick, Just Allie Hares: Special Head Kid, Seizure’s Phallus Today’s trash is brought to you by the letters F, U, and the number 69. On a warm April evening, we gathered. The sea of fur, monster-themed chokers, and pasty thighs was overwhelming, […]
When: Thursday, April 22nd, 2021 Where: Stadium Armory (Orange/Blue/Silver Line) Hares: Around the World in 80 Lays, Bondage, James Bondage, & Honey Bunches of Cunt Virgins: Just Harry Visitors: …And Throbbin, Batman On-After: None, because COVID Welcome to FANTASY ISLAND! A TV show that ran from 1977-1984, and literally the only thing I know about […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 15, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM! Where: Fort Totten Metro (Red and Green Lines) – Follow marks to start. NOTE: Start is in Fort Totten Park itself. See here. D’erections: From the entrance to the metro, turn left. Follow the sidewalk to the pathway that cuts across the grass. Turn left on the […]
When: Thursday April 8. 2021 Where: Eastern Market Hares: Moose Knuckle, More Men, Mouthful of Clam Virgins: Just Noah, Just Cat, Just Anna It’s national sundress day! Why do we love sundresses so much? The aesthetics. All those flowers and stripes and bright colors really make your eyes pop, boo. The airflow. Have you ever felt a gentle […]