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EWH3 TRASH #1091: THE GRAFFITI TRAIL! – OCTOBER 25TH – SHAW/HOWARD METRO (GREEN LINE)

When: Thursday, October 25th, 2018. Where: Shaw/Howard University Metro Hares: Special Head Kid, Seizure’s Phallus, Issues and Tissues, Trickle Down Sexonomics, Poonapple Juice, and Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me Virgins: Justs David, Austin, Melissa, Wendel, and JC Visitors: Village Tool, I Like to Swallow, Cocktistic, Jugs Juicy, Dribbles Before He Shoots, and It’s Not Cum […]

EWH3 TRASH #1095: THE ANAL TURKEY DAY TRAIL – ROSSLYN METRO – 11AM!

When: Thursday, November 22, 2018 Where: Rosslyn Metro Station Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Purple Peter Eater, Areola Boreales, and some more? Virgins: Just Sara, Just Huckleberry, Just Cupcake, Just Andrew, Just Laura, Just Jan Visitors: Mistress Cycle, Big Fat Gay Wedding, Robocock No See’ums: For Sale or Rent, Vagina (I think I […]

EWH3 TRASH #1090: THE WORLD PEACE THROUGH BEER V2018 TRAIL! – THURSDAY, OCTOBER 18TH – HUNTINGTON METRO (YELLOW LINE)

When: Thursday October 18th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Huntington Metro Kiss and Ride  World peace, or peace on Earth, is the concept of an ideal state of happiness, freedom and peace within and among all people and nations on earth. Different cultures, religions, philosophies and organizations have varying concepts on how such a state […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1088: THE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: BALL BUSTER AND WHITE DRESS AT RED DRESS TRAIL! – OCTOBER 4TH – TENLEYTOWN (RED LINE) AND COURTHOUSE (ORANGE/SILVER)

Remember those cool chapter books where the authors were too lazy to decide which way the story should go so they left it up to a bunch of nine year olds to choose for themselves? Yeah, this trail was kind of like that, except both stories ended in with cum in your hair and regret […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1087: THE PLEASE FALL, SHOW UP ALREADY TRAIL! – SEPTEMBER 27TH – BRADDOCK ROAD (BLUE AND YELLOW LINES)

When: Thursday September 27th, 2018. Where: Braddock Road Metro (Blue and Yellow Lines) Hares: Too Easy, Fish and Tits, Camo Sutra, Blows a Tranny, and Knocked Up Virgins: Justs Ben and Grayson Visitors: Slothy Seconds (who totally doesn’t count, but is delightful, so whatev) and Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh Long time no see: Mouthful of Clam The poor long-lost […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1086: THE SPOOKY BOOZY ALMOST OCTOBOO-ER TRAIL! – SEPTEMBER 20TH – EASTERN MARKET

When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 20th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Eastern Market Metro Station – follow marks to start! Hares: GeriatricMandering; Colliteral Damage; Cheech and Dong; Son, What the Fuck; Vaginal Countdown; Rosetta Bone; Deathly Swallows; and Rail Mary Virgins: Just Riker Visitors: Fully Drunktional, The Virginator (who is currently homeless), and some foreign wanker whose […]