Entries by Scribe

EWH3 Hash Trash #1110: The Heart-on-Trail-Valentine’s-Day-Sexy-Lingerie-Trail

When: Valentine’s Day, Thursday, February 14, 2019 Where:  Georgia Ave / Petworth Metro (Green / Yellow Line) Hares:  Melabonin, Basement Boy Toy, Red Dong, Zombie, Just Kevin and Just Ez, Just Surak, and maybe a mystery hare!  Virgins:  Justs Mia, Chelsea, Valdilia, Aaron Visitor:  B.D.S.Amateur from Beijing H3 On-After:  Don Juan’s Restaurant Y’all, I thought […]

EWH3 TRASH #1108: The Groundhog (birth)Day Trail! – Thursday, January 31st – Dupont Circle (Red Line)

EWH3 #1108 The Groundhog (Birth)day trail When: 1/31 Where:  Dupont Circle, Red Hares:  Mourning wood, quid pro blow, heaven’s gape, colliteral damage, Throbbin hood Virgins:  Just Nobody, or I didn’t hear them Visitors:  Cum in my brum On-After:  Froggy Bottom, which was 20% better than everywhere else, they told us so right on the tab   It […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1109: The WIE Committee Presents: The Welcum to Earth Trail!

When: Thursday, February 7, 2019 Where:  Shaw / Howard Metro (Green / Yellow Line) Hares:  Atari 6900; Schrodinger’s Cock; The Cock Whisperer; Dude, That Guy; General Tso’s Dicken; Colliteral Damage Virgins:  None, ya filthy sluts Visitor:  A big ole sausage fest + a wayward Pudjam harriette: Whore With No Name, from Arkansas Born On Your […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1107: The Sing Along Trail!

When: Thursday, January 24, 2019 Where:  Pentagon City Metro (Yellow & Blue Line) Hares:  Atari 6900; Roll Over, Bitch!; Rosetta Bone; Trickle Down Sexonomics; Goldman Ballsachs and … no one as sweeper? (more on this later) Virgins:  Just Jackie, Just Brian, Just Monica, Just Gian Visitor:  I Make Cops Cum (Las Vegas, but now Sioux […]

The Naming of Cody

RA: Poon-Apple Juice Scribe: Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer GMs: Throbbin Hood and BMCTD (probably one whole sober GM between us… rounding up) Oh yes, another special-edition brunch naming! And also a sacrifice of a name to the Old Ones. Your unholy eldritch GMs find this offering worthy, and in the devouring of the lost […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1105: THE THIRD RETURN OF THE SNUGGIE TRAIL! – THURSDAY, JANUARY 3RD – GALLERY PLACE-CHINATOWN (GREEN/YELLOW/RED LINES)

When: Thursday January 3rd, 2019. Where: Gallery Place-Chinatown Hares: Geriatric Mandering, General Tso’s Dicken, Cheech and Dong, A Midsemester Night’s Cream, and Head Injury Visitors: On Your Knees, Roadkill, and Tie Me Up TrebekVirgins: Justs Ben, Tony, and JoseLong time no see: Mouthful of Clam Everyone has some super tacky but outrageously comfortable snuggly thing that they’re attached […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH, #1104: THE HOME ALONE TRAIL! – THURSDAY, DECEMBER 27TH – COLUMBIA HEIGHTS METRO – (GREEN & YELLOW LINES)

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 27th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Columbia Heights Metro follow marks to Columbia Heights Civic Plaza to start! Hares: Atari 6900… and literally no one else? Virgins: Just Calvin, Just DaveVisitors: I Like Your Boobs, Getting Nailed… and some foreigners who literally no one could understand. Also it was cold and the […]

EWH3 TRASH #1091: THE GRAFFITI TRAIL! – OCTOBER 25TH – SHAW/HOWARD METRO (GREEN LINE)

When: Thursday, October 25th, 2018. Where: Shaw/Howard University Metro Hares: Special Head Kid, Seizure’s Phallus, Issues and Tissues, Trickle Down Sexonomics, Poonapple Juice, and Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me Virgins: Justs David, Austin, Melissa, Wendel, and JC Visitors: Village Tool, I Like to Swallow, Cocktistic, Jugs Juicy, Dribbles Before He Shoots, and It’s Not Cum […]