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When: Thursday, June 28, 2018 Where: Cleveland Park. Hares: Dwarfus interruptus, split her bare, leaning tower of please yah, (Haystack? IDK) Virgins\Visitors\Long time no see-ums: I have literally no idea, blame the RA! Brew crew: mourning wood and quid pro blow Who doesn’t love when mommy comes to visit? Well too bad you ungrateful bastards, it’s […]
Remember those cool chapter books where the authors were too lazy to decide which way the story should go so they left it up to a bunch of nine year olds to choose for themselves? Yeah, this trail was kind of like that, except both stories ended in with cum in your hair and regret […]
When: Thursday September 27th, 2018. Where: Braddock Road Metro (Blue and Yellow Lines) Hares: Too Easy, Fish and Tits, Camo Sutra, Blows a Tranny, and Knocked Up Virgins: Justs Ben and Grayson Visitors: Slothy Seconds (who totally doesn’t count, but is delightful, so whatev) and Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh Long time no see: Mouthful of Clam The poor long-lost […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 20th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Eastern Market Metro Station – follow marks to start! Hares: GeriatricMandering; Colliteral Damage; Cheech and Dong; Son, What the Fuck; Vaginal Countdown; Rosetta Bone; Deathly Swallows; and Rail Mary Virgins: Just Riker Visitors: Fully Drunktional, The Virginator (who is currently homeless), and some foreign wanker whose […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 13th, 2018 Where: Columbia Heights metro station (Green/Yellow) – Rabaut Park Virgins: Just Kevin, Just Will Hares: Chip Off The Old Cock, Quid Pro Blow, No Strings Attached, Deep South In Your Mouth, General’s Farm Animal, L’Chymen 1981 – Britney Spears is born 1986 – She makes her stage debut […]
When: September 6th, 2018. Where: Ballston-MU Metro Station Hares: Free Little Willy, Pee It Forward, Bear Fucker, Issues & Tissues, Who Wears Shart Sharts, Cum on My Buddy Virgins: Justs Bill and Erin Visitors: Stool Sample, Liar Liar Vagina on Fire, Reverend Ranger Ray, Mommy’s Little Fister, and something about bananas (idk, autocorrect completely took […]
When: August 30th, 2018. Where: Minnesota Avenue (Orange Line), Minnesota Ave. side – follow marks to start! Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Roll Over Bitch, Six Pigs in a Blanket, Poonapple Juice, Deetz Nutz, and Colliteral Damage Virgin: Just Emily Visitors: Well Hung, The Ass Man Commeth, Wet Back Sally We all love a great […]
When: Thursday August 23rd, 2018 Where: Gallery Place (Green, Yellow, Red Lines – avoid the red line if you can by taking the D6, G8, 70, X2, 80, 42 or P6 bus) – exit at 9th and G. Follow marks to the Portrait Gallery to start! Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Atari 6900, Mourning Wood, Throbbin’ Hood, […]
When: Thursday, August 16 Where: L’Enfant Plaza – Maryland Ave/7th Street exit – follow marks to start in Hancock Park! On this joyous occasion, the Hares provided marital advice: Red Vag of Courage “Listen to her.” Hungry Hungry Homo “Make sure the table runners match the cumberbunds.” Red, White, and Poo “Continue being cheap.” Sphincter […]
When: Thursday August 9th, 2018. Where: Woodley Park/Adams Morgan (Red Line) Hares: Schrodinger’s Cock, Poon-apple Juice, Son What the Fuck?, General Tso’s Dicken, and GeriatricMandering Virgins: Justs Pierre and Kelly Visitors: Œdipussy, Dewalt Thunder Pussy, Sex Ray, Anal Vinyasa Schrodinger’s Cock can see adulthood from his apartment and celebrated by treating us all to his idea of a […]