Entries by Scribe

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1087: THE PLEASE FALL, SHOW UP ALREADY TRAIL! – SEPTEMBER 27TH – BRADDOCK ROAD (BLUE AND YELLOW LINES)

When: Thursday September 27th, 2018. Where: Braddock Road Metro (Blue and Yellow Lines) Hares: Too Easy, Fish and Tits, Camo Sutra, Blows a Tranny, and Knocked Up Virgins: Justs Ben and Grayson Visitors: Slothy Seconds (who totally doesn’t count, but is delightful, so whatev) and Pretty Pretty Pittsburgh Long time no see: Mouthful of Clam The poor long-lost […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1086: THE SPOOKY BOOZY ALMOST OCTOBOO-ER TRAIL! – SEPTEMBER 20TH – EASTERN MARKET

When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 20th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Eastern Market Metro Station – follow marks to start! Hares: GeriatricMandering; Colliteral Damage; Cheech and Dong; Son, What the Fuck; Vaginal Countdown; Rosetta Bone; Deathly Swallows; and Rail Mary Virgins: Just Riker Visitors: Fully Drunktional, The Virginator (who is currently homeless), and some foreign wanker whose […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1085: THE YOUR TOXIC TONGUE SLIPPIN’ ON MINE | IT’S BRITNEY, BITCH TRAIL! – SEPTEMBER 13TH – COLUMBIA HEIGHTS METRO (YELLOW-GREEN)

When: 6:45 PM Thursday September 13th, 2018 Where: Columbia Heights metro station (Green/Yellow) – Rabaut Park Virgins: Just Kevin, Just Will Hares: Chip Off The Old Cock, Quid Pro Blow, No Strings Attached, Deep South In Your Mouth, General’s Farm Animal, L’Chymen 1981 – Britney Spears is born 1986 – She makes her stage debut […]

EWH3 #1084 TRASH: Willy Takes a Pee White Dress Trail! – September 6th – Ballston-MU (Orange/Silver Line)

When: September 6th, 2018. Where: Ballston-MU Metro Station Hares: Free Little Willy, Pee It Forward, Bear Fucker, Issues & Tissues, Who Wears Shart Sharts, Cum on My Buddy Virgins: Justs Bill and Erin Visitors: Stool Sample, Liar Liar Vagina on Fire, Reverend Ranger Ray, Mommy’s Little Fister, and something about bananas (idk, autocorrect completely took […]

EWH3 TRASH #1081 – TWINKLE’S LAST CUM WHITE DRESS RUN – L’ENFANT

When: Thursday, August 16 Where: L’Enfant Plaza – Maryland Ave/7th Street exit – follow marks to start in Hancock Park! On this joyous occasion, the Hares provided marital advice: Red Vag of Courage “Listen to her.” Hungry Hungry Homo “Make sure the table runners match the cumberbunds.” Red, White, and Poo “Continue being cheap.” Sphincter […]

EWH3 TRASH #1080: THE FACE/OFF TRAIL! – THURSDAY, AUGUST 9TH – WOODLEY PARK-ZOO/ADAMS MORGAN (RED LINE)

When: Thursday August 9th, 2018. Where: Woodley Park/Adams Morgan (Red Line) Hares: Schrodinger’s Cock, Poon-apple Juice, Son What the Fuck?, General Tso’s Dicken, and GeriatricMandering Virgins: Justs Pierre and Kelly Visitors: Œdipussy, Dewalt Thunder Pussy, Sex Ray, Anal Vinyasa Schrodinger’s Cock can see adulthood from his apartment and celebrated by treating us all to his idea of a […]

EWH3 TRASH #1078 – CROPADELPHIA TRAIL! – 6:45 PM THURSDAY, JULY 18TH – DUPONT CIRCLE (RED LINE)

When: Thursday July 26th, 2018 Where: Dupont Circle. Go to the middle of the Circle and look for exposed midriffs. Hares: Stain Gretzky, Slothy Seconds, Groundhog Lay, Donald Dick, Cheech & Dong, and Rail Mary Virgins: Justs Ian, Ryan Visitors and long time no see ums: Agent Orgy, Abominable Blowman, Areola 51, Little Thunderclap, German Dungeon Porn, Groundhog Lay […]

EWH3 TRASH #1079: THE ROSSLYN FUTURIST TRAIL! – THURSDAY, AUGUST 2ND – ROSSLYN METRO (BLUE/ORANGE/SILVER LINES)

When: 6:45pm Thursday, August 2, 2018 Where: Rosslyn (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines) Hares: Pay As You Go, Special Head Kid, Seizure’s Phallus, You Sucked My Battledick, Yes We Camry Virgins: Just Sherry, Just Gwen, Just Mike, Just Althea, Just Patricia, Just Mike (again) Visitors: I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lubricant Transplants: Uppercunt In 1900, an American civil […]