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EWH3 HASH TRASH, #1104: THE HOME ALONE TRAIL! – THURSDAY, DECEMBER 27TH – COLUMBIA HEIGHTS METRO – (GREEN & YELLOW LINES)

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 27th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Columbia Heights Metro follow marks to Columbia Heights Civic Plaza to start! Hares: Atari 6900… and literally no one else? Virgins: Just Calvin, Just DaveVisitors: I Like Your Boobs, Getting Nailed… and some foreigners who literally no one could understand. Also it was cold and the […]

EWH3 TRASH #1091: THE GRAFFITI TRAIL! – OCTOBER 25TH – SHAW/HOWARD METRO (GREEN LINE)

When: Thursday, October 25th, 2018. Where: Shaw/Howard University Metro Hares: Special Head Kid, Seizure’s Phallus, Issues and Tissues, Trickle Down Sexonomics, Poonapple Juice, and Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me Virgins: Justs David, Austin, Melissa, Wendel, and JC Visitors: Village Tool, I Like to Swallow, Cocktistic, Jugs Juicy, Dribbles Before He Shoots, and It’s Not Cum […]

EWH3 TRASH #1095: THE ANAL TURKEY DAY TRAIL – ROSSLYN METRO – 11AM!

When: Thursday, November 22, 2018 Where: Rosslyn Metro Station Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Purple Peter Eater, Areola Boreales, and some more? Virgins: Just Sara, Just Huckleberry, Just Cupcake, Just Andrew, Just Laura, Just Jan Visitors: Mistress Cycle, Big Fat Gay Wedding, Robocock No See’ums: For Sale or Rent, Vagina (I think I […]

EWH3 TRASH #1090: THE WORLD PEACE THROUGH BEER V2018 TRAIL! – THURSDAY, OCTOBER 18TH – HUNTINGTON METRO (YELLOW LINE)

When: Thursday October 18th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Huntington Metro Kiss and Ride  World peace, or peace on Earth, is the concept of an ideal state of happiness, freedom and peace within and among all people and nations on earth. Different cultures, religions, philosophies and organizations have varying concepts on how such a state […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1088: THE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: BALL BUSTER AND WHITE DRESS AT RED DRESS TRAIL! – OCTOBER 4TH – TENLEYTOWN (RED LINE) AND COURTHOUSE (ORANGE/SILVER)

Remember those cool chapter books where the authors were too lazy to decide which way the story should go so they left it up to a bunch of nine year olds to choose for themselves? Yeah, this trail was kind of like that, except both stories ended in with cum in your hair and regret […]