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‘Twas the night before WIE, when all through the burbs Not a hasher was sober, they were tripping on curbs; Chalk marks were thrown on the ground by the hares, Bow Chic-a Bow Bow, Too Easy, Fish ‘n’ Tits, La Gingeracha were all there The brew crew was nestled all snug in the van Handing […]
When: Thursday March 1st, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Francis Scott Key Park in Georgetown Hares: PutItOut, BowChickABowBow, CoXXX on Demand, Cum Dumpling, and Just Allen Virgins: Just Kali, Just Matt Visitors: Penis the Menace Giraffe /jəˈraf/ noun/verb 1 . A large necked animal that lives primarily in Africa. It preys on eagles, hawks, […]
The Olympics are over. So sad. Lucky for you, they will live on forever, thanks to the internet, and these nifty 2018 Olympic athlete gifs. The Olympdicks are over, as well. So sad. Lucky for you, they too will live on forever, thanks to.. Me! Hares: Deetz Nutz, Atari 6900, Colitteral Damage, Geriatric Mandering Virgins: Just […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 15th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Bethesda Metro Station Hares: All Flash No Drive!, Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me!, Mambo Number Hives!, Geriatric Mandering! Virgins: No one made it through Valentine’s Day with their virginity intact Visitors: I Prefer BJs What better way to spend the ides(-ish) of February […]
Showtime: 6:45 PM Thursday February 8th, 2018 Theater: Foggy Bottom Metro Station Crew (Hares): Head Injury, Deetz Nuts, General Tso’s Dickin’, Special Head Kid, Just Odin, and Just Eric Introducing, the Virgins: Just Tristan, Just Katie, Just Nathan With Special Appearance By (Our Transplant): Just Alan Another trail, another movie I haven’t seen. I’m sure […]
EWH3 Hash Trash #: 1048 The WIE-velation Trail When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 1st, 2018 Where: Smithsonian Metro Station Hares: Whoregon Trail, Texas Hold Him, Rosetta Bone, Sphincter Shy, You Sucked My Battledick, Just Suzanna Virgins: Just Ruff, Just Sara Visitors: Night Stalker On-After: Tortilla Coast So, yesterday was Groundhog’s Day and I’m a little sad that the hares didn’t take […]
EWH3 Hash Trash #: 1047 The Drunk History Part Deux Trail! When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 25th, 2018– pack away 7:15 PM Where: Gallery Place – Chinatown (Red/Green/Yellow) Hares: GeriatricMandering, Bumspringa, A Midsemester Night’s Cream, Pinocchi-Ho, Please Step Away From the Whores, and Unobtainium Virgins: Just Michiko Visitors: Twat My Mom, Fetch On-After: Union Pub […]
EWH3 #1046: The Mission…Probable Incumming Mismanagement Trail! – January 18th – Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro (Red Line) When: January 18, 2018 Where: Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan (Red Line) Hares: Head Injury, Colliteral Damage, Deetz Nuts, Please Step Away from the Whores, Throbbin Hood, and Too Easy Virgins: Just Curtis Visitors: Just Lindsey (NOT Lindsay) On-After: Town Tavern, […]
EWH3 #1010 Hodor Memorial Trail! – June 1st – Rhode Island Ave Metro – (Red Line) When: June 1, 2017 Where: Rhode Island Ave Metro (Red Line) Hares: Maybe It’s Gaybelline, Sphincter Shy, Whoregon Trail, Chicks Ahoy, Tragic Carpet Ride, Bow Chick a Bow Wow, and Just Basement Liz Virgins: Just Dave, Just Jim, Just […]
EWH3 Hash Trash #1007: The Charming Old Bastards Trail May 11 Eisenhower Ave When: May 11, 2017 Where: Eisenhower Ave Metro (Yellow Line) Hares: Can’t find Pussy in a Haystack, CumDumpling, Generals Farm Animal, and Put It Out Virgins: Maybe a guy named Just Peregrine? Visitors: Nope… but I forget On-After: San Antonio Bar […]