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When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 17th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: The Swamp of Sadness – No, wait.. West Hyattsville (Green Line) Hares: Pooples Mountain Majesty, Megan’s Law, Kooter Kunte, When the Ball Drops, Special Head Kid Virgins: None Visitors: None Hold on to you hats, folks. It’s time for another impromptu meeting of the […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 10th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Brookland Metro (Red Line) Hares: Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Geriatric Mandering, Goldman Ballsachs Schrodinger’s Cock, Rosetta Bone, Mouthful of Clam Virgins: Just Nadov, Just Liz, Just Jessie, Just Drew, Just Jean, Just Ben, Just Linda, Just Kenzie Visitors: None Long Time No […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 26th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Van Ness Metro Hares: Put It Out, Blows A Tranny, Can’t Find Pussy In A Haystack, Generals Farm Animal, & Please Step Away From The Whores Virgins: Just Curin (?), Just Liza Visitor: Skank the Tank 469 is a value of n for […]
As the owner of a lovable purr ball myself, I was honored to be of assistance to this paw-some trail organized by our hares: General Tso’s Dicken, L’Chymen, The Hyperpoop, GeriatricMandering, Poon-apple Juice, and Son What The Fuck?! Before the Tour du Feline left start, we met our virgins — Justs Clark, Adrian, Andrew, and […]
When: 6:45 PM Thursday April 12th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Pentagon City Metro – Virginia Highlands Park, Corner of 15th Street S and S Hayes Street Pre-Lube: Chevy’s – Where Can’t Find Pussy In A Haystack had no less than six margaritas. Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Can’t find Pussy In […]
When: Thursday April 5, 22018 Where: Georgia Ave/Petworth Hares: Red Vag of Courage, I’m Tho Thor, Bless Me Father for I Have Rimmed, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Dial-F, and Shamrock Your Cock Virgins: Just Ally, Just Leela, Just Tim Visitors: None? On After: The Pinch Mawwiage is wat bwings us togeder today. Mawwiage, that bwessed awwangement, […]
When: Thursday March 29h, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Navy Yard -Ballpark Metro Hares: GeriatricMandering, Vaginal Countdown, Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Special Head Kid, Amerigo Vesploogi, and Split Her Bare Virgins: Just Nakiea, Just Griffin, Just Allie, Just Zach, and Just Matt Visitors: Six Pigs In A Blanket, London Bitches Going Down On […]
When: Thursday March 15th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Metro Center – Freedom Plaza! – Red, Blue, Orange, & Silver Lines Hares: Colliteral Damage, Deetz Nutz, Poops I did it Again, Cheech & Dong, Happy Poo Year, Maybe it’s Gaybelline, and L’Chymen Virgins: Just Kyle, Just Rick Visitors: Lola-palooza, Floppy Attachment On After: Recessions […]
Friday, March 9th Captains log, day one, 1700 hours. Our destination is Ocean Shitty, beyond which lies the great unknown. We’ve been traveling for five hours now and have listened to Teenage Dirtbag four times. Our cargo is quite large, with the addition of one (1) unit of Malort. As for my crew, they have […]
‘Twas the night before WIE, when all through the burbs Not a hasher was sober, they were tripping on curbs; Chalk marks were thrown on the ground by the hares, Bow Chic-a Bow Bow, Too Easy, Fish ‘n’ Tits, La Gingeracha were all there The brew crew was nestled all snug in the van Handing […]