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When: Thursday, August 22, 2019 Where: Cleveland Park Metro (Red Line) Hares: honestly, only Gunna Probably Spew as far as I could tell Virgins: Just Ashraf, Just Ken, Just Tanner, Just Tim, Just Sonia, Just Perry, Just Spencer Visitor: Cums For Jesus from Happy Heretics H3 On-After: Duccini’s for me, Shenanigans Irish Pub for everyone […]
When: Thursday, July 18, 2019 Where: Waterfront Metro (Green Line) Hares: You Can’t Handle the Poop, Roll Over, Bitch!, Kunta Kunte, NSA (but N[A]SA for today), Vladmir Fruitin, Uno, Dos, Tres, Liftoff!, and Quantum Whizics “Virgins”: Just Eric, Just Gautham, and Just Geoff Actual Virgin: Just Bodhi Visitor: not a single alien sighting on trail […]
When: Thursday, July 11, 2019 Where: Woodley Park / Zoo Metro (Red Line) Hares: Son, What the Fuck?!, Deetz Nuts, Cheech & Dong, Colliteral Damage, and Poon-apple Juice Virgins: Just Mike and Just Brian Visitor: Cherry Why from Lagos; Muffle Puff from Aloha On-After: Town Tavern Violations First of all, a shame bell to me […]
When: Thursday, July 4, 2019 Where: Anacostia Metro (Green Line) Hares: Special Head Kid, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Red Dong, La Gingeracha, Little Zombie Munch Punch, and Jigglytits Virgins: a bunch, but we had no scribe so I’m doing this from memory Visitor: more on this later On-After: Bardo Here is a dramatic reenactment of […]
When: Thursday, June 27, 2019 Where: Takoma Metro (Red Line) Birthday Empress: Shamrock Your Cock Hares: Cum Dumpling, Coxxx on Demand, Infidellatio, Issues & Tissues, and You Can’t Handle the Poop Virgin: Just Patrick Visitor: Rusty Grundle from Chicago H3 On-After: Olive Lounge Y’all this was a very special trail for our very own self-proclaimed […]
When: Thursday, May 30, 2019 Where: Stadium Armory Metro (Silver / Orange / Blue Line) Hares: Special Head Kid, Just Roxy, Heaven’s Gape, Seizure’s Phallus, Basement Boy Toy, Melabonin, and Stain Gretzky (that’s me!!) Virgins: Just AJ Visitor: technically a long-time-no-see-em, Tosh.Homo On-After: Trusty’s, where good decisions go to die Violations First, to the Ore-Ho, […]
When: Thursday, May 23, 2019 Where: Georgia Ave / Petworth Metro (Yellow / Green Line) Hares: Scooter Cunte, Roll Over, Bitch!, Heaven’s Gape, Tragic Carpet Ride, Slut Machine, and Barebackin’ Pearls Virgins: Justs David, Hailey, and Lexy Visitor: Snap, Crackle, POOP! (he homeless) and Barebackin’ Pearls (yay transplant!) On-After: Midlands Beer Garden! and I actually […]
When: Thursday, April 25, 2019 Where: Pentagon City Metro (Yellow / Blue Line) Hares: #SquadHoles, #SquadHoles’ hover board, Poon-apple Juice, L’Chymen, and Heaven’s Gape Virgins: none Visitor: The other DADS, who doesn’t know what PUDJAM is On-After: Freddie’s Beach Bar Bob and Edith’s Diner Y’all, it was #SquadHoles’ first alpha hare, yay! And for a […]
When: Thursday, April 18, 2019 Where: Foggy Bottom Metro (Blue / Orange / Silver Line) Hares: Deathly Swallows, Fist Pump, Colliteral Damage, Head Injury, Cheech & Dong, General Tso’s Dicken, and You Sucked My Battledick Virgins: Just Marissa Visitor: none! On-After: Recessions, you know why Violations Firstly, a commendation to our Brew Crew, Throbbin Hood […]
When: 3/28 Where: U St, Green/Yellow Line Hares: Dial F, Roll Over Bitch, Scooter Cunte, Wank Like an Egyptian and possibly a mystery hare Virgins: Just Karen, Just Nube, Just Melanie, Just Bridget, and Just Austin Visitors: Coco from Beijing Violations!PSA waited so long to give The Cumburglur his nacklace that he had to make […]