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When: Thursday, December 26, 2019 Where: Greenbelt Metro (Green Line) Hares: Special Head Kid, What’s A Boner?, and Please Step Away From The Whores Virgins: Just Sarah & Just Masha Visitors: Honorable Vaginal Discharge (Boston); Private Snowball (Florida Happy Hour H3); Jolly Green Jizzer (NYC H3) On-After: PSA’s hot tub It was a romp through […]
When: December 19Where: DuPont Circle MetroHares: General Tso’s Dicken, Cheech and Dong, Colliteral Damage, Deetz Nuts, GeriatricMandering, Poon-apple Juice, Ready Player None, Schrödinger’s Cock, Son What the Fuck?!Virgins: None (you sluts!!)Visitors: Two from Beijing H3On-After: Town Tavern So there I was, dear reader, having definitely remembered that I was supposed to Stunt Scribe this trail […]
When: Thursday, December 12, 2019 Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue / Orange / Silver Line) Hares: Head Injury; Issues and Tissues, Rail Mary, Rosetta Bone, Special Red, and Unobtainium Virgins: Justs Dale, Ryan and Corey Visitor: some pudjam-curious harriettes from Hangover H3 – Justs Kiersten & Heather On-After: Trusty’s Violations Little Spermaid was having technical […]
When: 11/21/19 Where: Rosslyn Hares: #Squadholes, Tik Tok it’s Dik O’Clock, Heaven’s Gape, Quid Pro Blow Virgins: Just Emily, Just Laura, Just Ryan, Just Ray, Just Marline, Just Cooper (woof), Just Ike (woof) Visitors: One Trick Dick (Syracuse, NY), Rock Sucker (Kigali, Rwanda), Goat Throat (Boston, MA) Long-Time No-Sees: Poople’s Mountain Majesty, Keebler Shelf On-After: […]
When: Thursday, October 31, 2019 Where: NoMA Gallaudet Metro (Red Line) Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Colliteral Damage, Vladimir’s Fruitin’, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystac Virgins & Visitors: literally none, more Twinkle Juice for me!!! On-After: Last Call (which is delightfully divey) Violations Our intrepid alpha hare Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock was egged by […]
When: Thursday, October 17, 2019 Where: Tenleytown Metro (Red Line) Hares: Colliteral Damage, GeriatricMandering, Deathly Swallows, Rail Mary, All Flash No Drive, Rosetta Bone, Tacos On A Bridge Virgins: Just Elsa & Just Stephanie Visitor: Dr. Mouthful of Clam (he doesn’t go here anymore!) & Lieutenant Dan The Swing Bang Man (Okinawa!) On-After: Tenley Bar […]
When: Thursday, October 10, 2019 Regular Trail Minnesota Ave (Orange) @ 6:45 pm Hares: Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me… etc.! Virgins: Just Andy Visitors: AARPenis, Fister Roboto, Drillbert, Moremen Pukes Tonight Ballbuster Trail Capitol Heights (Blue) @ 5:30 pm Hares: All Flash No Drive, Special Head Kid, Goldman Ballsachs, By the Power of Gayskull, Quid […]
When: Thursday, September 26, 2019 Where: Union Station Metro (Red Line) Hares: General Tso’s Kitten, (Lickin’) Deetz Nutz, Geriatric Meow-ndering, Tail Mary, Mew-mbo # Hives, Schrödinger’s Cat (maybe alive?) Virgins: none! Visitor: Mike Man from Seoul, Drop and Tug from Yerevan Armenia, Amerigo Vespoogie from Seattle On-After: Union Pub Violations Deep Anal Horizon was violated […]
When: Thursday, September 12, 2019Where: Capital South Metro (Blue/Orange)Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Hungry Hungry Homo, All Flash No Drive, Split Her Bare, Sphincter Shy, and Wank Like An EgyptianVirgins: Just Chris, Just Tintin, Just Mike, Just Tess, Just KimberlyVisitors: Just Erin I mean, yea… Recycling is pretty dope, but you know what the BETTER […]
When: Thursday, September 5, 2019 Where: Pentagon City Metro (Blue / Yellow Line) Hares: Roll Over, Bitch; You Can’t Handle the Poop; sKooter Kunte; Tragic Carpet Ride Virgins: Just Erin Visitor: Just John from Springfield, Just Liz from Eugene OR, Just Suzanne from who cares, and Semen For Vegan from Boulder On-After: not Freddie’s Violations […]