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When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 27th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Columbia Heights Metro follow marks to Columbia Heights Civic Plaza to start! Hares: Atari 6900… and literally no one else? Virgins: Just Calvin, Just DaveVisitors: I Like Your Boobs, Getting Nailed… and some foreigners who literally no one could understand. Also it was cold and the […]
When: Thursday December 20th, 2018. Where: Cleveland Park Hares: Tuck Tuck Deuce, Red Vag of Courage, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Sorest Rump, and PIO Visitor: Just BenjaminLong time no see: More Men and Moose Knuckles!!! Have you drunk so much that all of the Christmas movies are blending into some sort of unholy jingling amalgamation? […]
When: 12/13 Where: U st, yellow/green Hares: Shitty Porn Story Virgins: Just Audrey, Just Brian, Just Victor, Just Kevin Visitors: long time no see em: pooples mountain majesty On-After: don’t know where it was supposed to be since the hares left, so we all went to Satellite Room where the pizza flowed and shots were a plenty […]
When: Thursday, October 25th, 2018. Where: Shaw/Howard University Metro Hares: Special Head Kid, Seizure’s Phallus, Issues and Tissues, Trickle Down Sexonomics, Poonapple Juice, and Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me Virgins: Justs David, Austin, Melissa, Wendel, and JC Visitors: Village Tool, I Like to Swallow, Cocktistic, Jugs Juicy, Dribbles Before He Shoots, and It’s Not Cum […]
When: Thursday, November 22, 2018 Where: Rosslyn Metro Station Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Purple Peter Eater, Areola Boreales, and some more? Virgins: Just Sara, Just Huckleberry, Just Cupcake, Just Andrew, Just Laura, Just Jan Visitors: Mistress Cycle, Big Fat Gay Wedding, Robocock No See’ums: For Sale or Rent, Vagina (I think I […]
When: Thursday, November 8, 2018 Where: Smithsonian Metro Hares: Atari 6900, Whoregon Trail, Sphincter Shy, Poon-apple Juice, Camo Sutra Virgins: Just Ethan (He was Southern), Just Cole, Just Cody, Just (honestly, I didn’t catch this chick’s name, I was too distracted by Just Ethan’s accent), Just Ryan, Just Josh, Just Jay Visitors: Missile Anus, In […]
Dear Gispert, haven’t I written like four spooooky trashes already this year? I mean, I get it. Halloween is a hasher’s dream. Costumes, glitter, boobs, beer – what more could you want? But don’t you think we’re overdoing it just a little bit? Eh, fuck it. Give the people what they want. When: Thursday, Novembe […]
When: Thursday October 18th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15! Where: Huntington Metro Kiss and Ride World peace, or peace on Earth, is the concept of an ideal state of happiness, freedom and peace within and among all people and nations on earth. Different cultures, religions, philosophies and organizations have varying concepts on how such a state […]
When: Thursday, June 28, 2018 Where: Cleveland Park. Hares: Dwarfus interruptus, split her bare, leaning tower of please yah, (Haystack? IDK) Virgins\Visitors\Long time no see-ums: I have literally no idea, blame the RA! Brew crew: mourning wood and quid pro blow Who doesn’t love when mommy comes to visit? Well too bad you ungrateful bastards, it’s […]
Remember those cool chapter books where the authors were too lazy to decide which way the story should go so they left it up to a bunch of nine year olds to choose for themselves? Yeah, this trail was kind of like that, except both stories ended in with cum in your hair and regret […]