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EWH3 Hash Trash #1230: The April Showers Trail!

When: Thursday, April 1st, 2021 Where: Dupont Circle (Red Line) Hares: Poon-apple Juice & Schrödinger’s Cock Virgins: Just Graciela On-After: None, because COVID April Showers? More like April Flurries! Holy SHIT, what the fuck!? Mother Nature sure played an April Fools joke on us, giving us great weather all last week and then slamming us […]


When: Thursday March 25, 2021 Where: NoMa-Gallaudet University Hares: Geriatric Mandering and Stain Gretzky Ever pull out that old yearbook and wish you could turn back time to revisit those good ole days? Well, you’re in luck. Grab your sack lunch and meet us in the caf’. Good luck finding a table…   You could join Skooter […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1227: The 2nd Anal Zodiac Trail!

WHEN: March 11, 2021 WHERE: Woodley Park/Zoo/Adams Morgan Virgins: None : ( Visitors: Unless GPS counts? J/K Pudjam hashers never count.  Hi! Scooter Kunte here and I have your Hash Trash from 6 weeks ago! As one infamous hasher likes to say, “Better late than pregnant.” So here you go. It was a chilly but lively […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1225: The Purim Party Trail!

When: Thursday, February 25th, 2021 Where: McPherson Square (Blue/Orange/Silver Line) Hares: Little Spermaid & Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack On-After: None, because COVID L’chaim! Welcome to a trail based on yet another Jewish holiday I’ve never heard of! It was a lovely trail, full of costumes and beer. Little Spermaid regaled us with biblical […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1223: The Red Hot Valentines Trail!

When: Thursday, February 11th, 2021 Where: Brookland/CUA (Red Line) Hares: Lickthyologist & 23 In Me On-After: None, because COVID Oh yes, it’s Valentine’s Day! Despite the pandemic, we hashers are HORNY and GETTING IT ON! …with ourselves or people who are already in our pod… Fuck this pandemic is so depressing it’s making my boner […]

EWH3 #1221 – The Tropical Island Trail

When: Thursday January 28, 2021 Where: Stadium-Armory  Hares: Around the World in 80 Lays & Bondage James Bondage tropical (adjective) trop·​i·​cal | \ for sense 1 ˈträ-pi-kəl  , for sense 2 ˈtrō- also ˈträ- \ 1a: of, relating to, occurring in, or suitable for use in the tropics b: of, being, or characteristic of a region or climate that is frost-free with temperatures high enough to support year-round plant […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1214: The No Good Very Bad Year End of 2020 Trail!

When: Thursday, December 31st, 2020 Where: Cleveland Park (Red Line) Hares: Tuck Tuck Deuce & Sorest Rump On-After: None, because COVID Holy SHITBALLS! I think we can say, without any semblance of a doubt, that 2020 was the WORST goddamn year EVER! Pandemic, market crash, more wars… what the FUCK man?? Tonight we hashed to […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1210: The Hashy 21st Birthday! Trail!

When: Thursday, December 3rd, 2020 Where: Columbia Heights (Green/Yellow Line) Hares: Skooter Kunte & Special Red On-After: None, because COVID HOLY SHIT EVERYDAY IS WEDNESDAY HASH HOUSE HARRIERS IS 21 YEARS OLD! Our hash is old enough to drink beer with us on trails now! Our hash is so old Jeffrey Epstein wants nothing to […]


When: Thursday, November 26, 2020 Where: Navy Yard/Federal Center SW My job on this day of thanks was definitely to take note of violations and share this with all of you. I’m going to be honest, much like every other Thanksgiving, I was more focused on things other than violations, namely: Mimosas – thanks be […]

EWH3 HASH TRASH #1208 – Choose Your Own Adventure

When: Thursday November 19, 2020 Where: Potomac Avenue Hares: They Blow Up So Fast & Son What the Fuck?! Ah, the hash. A beautiful place, full of beer and devoid of responsibility. That doesn’t mean you’re completely off the hook though. Oh no, friend. There are lots of decisions to make. Let’s Bandersnatch this bitch. A. […]