Entries by Scribe

Hash Trash: EWH3 #577

EWH3 #577 – Union Station Hares:  Cock-a-Doodle-do-Me, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Fire in the Hole, Snatch to the Future Brew Crew:  Incredible Edible Schmegg, Just Barney Virgin:  Just Andrew, Emily and Rob Visitors:  There was one but my fingers were too numb to write his name legibly. Analversaries:  17 hashes–Six Fags, Cutting Class, Cock in Fresh […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #575

EWH3 #575 – A Winter’s Tail Trail, Mt Vernon Square-Convention Center Hares:  Jedi Boob TriXXX, Clean Clam, Pinnochiho, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, Saskatchewsnatch Brew Crew:  Incredible Edible Schmegg, Just Barney Virgin:  Just:  Andrew, Jenny, Kara, Danielle Visitors:  Hot Banana (Atlanta H3) Analversaries:  69–Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Red Vag of Courage Ononon:  Kelly’s Irish Times […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #573

EWH3 #573 – New Year’s Eve Anti-Resolution Hash, Clarendon Hares:  Chip ‘n’ Fails, Muff the Magic Dragon, St. Pauli Girl, Big Dig, Eat Your Vegetables Brew Crew:  Snap Crackle Poop, Incredible Edible Schmegg Virgin:  Just Tony Visitors:  Wreath Around, Blue Balls Pedophile (Crystal Coast, NC, H3), Fair Game, Gutter Balls. Ononon:  Hard Times Happy New Year!  Everyone […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #570

EWH3 #570: 10th Anal Trail before Christmas Hash – Thursday, December, 17, 2009   Start: Pentagon City!   Hares: CoXXX on Demand, PeeWee’s Little Adventure, PoPo Disco, Put It Out & Mystery Hare   Virginis: Just Sarah (who is NOT single), Just JP, and Just Erin   OnOnOn: Tortise & Hare (though most of us […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #568

EWH3 #568 – The Birthday Hash, Union Station Hares:  JAGQueen, Holy Tit!, Whistles while he Wanks, Watch Her Blow, Jiffy Lube, Nipple-less Cage, Transparent Ds, Monkey Piss, Peeking Duck Brew Crew:  Cum Dumpling, Mannipple Lickter Virgins:  Just Max, Andie, Robin, Quentin, Jill, Mary, and Jocelyn Visitors:  They were all smart and stayed the hell away from […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #559

EWH3 #559 – Thanksgiving Hash, Rosslyn Hares:  Areola Borealis, Purple Peter Eater, Saskatchewsnatch, Please Step Away from the Whores Virgins:  Just Frances Visitors:  Lez Crafter (Arizona) Analversaries:  169 runs–Big Bend Over; 200 runs–Bow Chick-a-Bow-Bow Ononon:  None–everything was closet   The pack gathered on top of the parking deck above the Continental.  A few foolish, I mean, brave, souls […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #557

EWH3# 557: The Marine Corps Birthday Hash- Rosslyn Hares: Sphincter Shy, Rambutt, All the Way In, She Fingered Me, Gladiator, Hair Cuntery Virgins: Just Derrick, Allie Ross, Megan, Joe, Johnny Sheridan, Nick, Tara- apparently some thought this was a more formal event deserving of their full names… OnOnOn: Rhodeside Grill The rain beat down that […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #556

EWH3 #556 – East Falls Church Hares:  Assflac, St Pauli Girl, Have Fun Storming the Asshole, Kung Fu Hand Grip Brew Crew:  Brokeback Mama, Predickamint Virgins:  Just Katie, Nicole, Michelle, Brendan, Greg, Stan, Ralph, Amy Visitors:  None were stupid enough to come out to schlep all the way out to Falls Church Analversaries:  100 runs–Mannipple Lickter, French […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #555

EWH3 #555 – Halloween Hash, Foggy Bottom Hares:  Presidential Nasty, Pittsburgh Kneeler, C.L.I.T., Tar Squeal, John 3:69 Brew Crew:  Marco Homo, Wank Like an Egyptian Virgin:  Just Carrie, Alina, Cllie, Christian, Sarah, Etiola, Chris, Zach, Susan, Laura, Lauren, Charlie, Noah, and Devin Visitors:  Just Liz (Brooklyn H3) Ononon:  Science Club   What’s even better than […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #554

EWH3# 554 – Bethesda Hares- Unobtainium, Obeastiologist, Bitch on Bitch on Bitch, I Manual Cunt, and Swing Cycle who may or may not be Just Vicki…oh wait… Brew Crew- Sphincter Shy, The Udder Ho Virgins- Just: Alex, Melanie, Steve, Brad, Nick, Michael, Sharon, Curt (really?), Vito (really?!?), Charles Vistors- Present. Ononon- Tommy Joes The pack […]