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Hash Trash: EWH3 #568

EWH3 #568 – The Birthday Hash, Union Station Hares:  JAGQueen, Holy Tit!, Whistles while he Wanks, Watch Her Blow, Jiffy Lube, Nipple-less Cage, Transparent Ds, Monkey Piss, Peeking Duck Brew Crew:  Cum Dumpling, Mannipple Lickter Virgins:  Just Max, Andie, Robin, Quentin, Jill, Mary, and Jocelyn Visitors:  They were all smart and stayed the hell away from […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #559

EWH3 #559 – Thanksgiving Hash, Rosslyn Hares:  Areola Borealis, Purple Peter Eater, Saskatchewsnatch, Please Step Away from the Whores Virgins:  Just Frances Visitors:  Lez Crafter (Arizona) Analversaries:  169 runs–Big Bend Over; 200 runs–Bow Chick-a-Bow-Bow Ononon:  None–everything was closet   The pack gathered on top of the parking deck above the Continental.  A few foolish, I mean, brave, souls […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #557

EWH3# 557: The Marine Corps Birthday Hash- Rosslyn Hares: Sphincter Shy, Rambutt, All the Way In, She Fingered Me, Gladiator, Hair Cuntery Virgins: Just Derrick, Allie Ross, Megan, Joe, Johnny Sheridan, Nick, Tara- apparently some thought this was a more formal event deserving of their full names… OnOnOn: Rhodeside Grill The rain beat down that […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #556

EWH3 #556 – East Falls Church Hares:  Assflac, St Pauli Girl, Have Fun Storming the Asshole, Kung Fu Hand Grip Brew Crew:  Brokeback Mama, Predickamint Virgins:  Just Katie, Nicole, Michelle, Brendan, Greg, Stan, Ralph, Amy Visitors:  None were stupid enough to come out to schlep all the way out to Falls Church Analversaries:  100 runs–Mannipple Lickter, French […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #555

EWH3 #555 – Halloween Hash, Foggy Bottom Hares:  Presidential Nasty, Pittsburgh Kneeler, C.L.I.T., Tar Squeal, John 3:69 Brew Crew:  Marco Homo, Wank Like an Egyptian Virgin:  Just Carrie, Alina, Cllie, Christian, Sarah, Etiola, Chris, Zach, Susan, Laura, Lauren, Charlie, Noah, and Devin Visitors:  Just Liz (Brooklyn H3) Ononon:  Science Club   What’s even better than […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #554

EWH3# 554 – Bethesda Hares- Unobtainium, Obeastiologist, Bitch on Bitch on Bitch, I Manual Cunt, and Swing Cycle who may or may not be Just Vicki…oh wait… Brew Crew- Sphincter Shy, The Udder Ho Virgins- Just: Alex, Melanie, Steve, Brad, Nick, Michael, Sharon, Curt (really?), Vito (really?!?), Charles Vistors- Present. Ononon- Tommy Joes The pack […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #550: Graffitti Hash

EWH3 #550 – Grafitti Hash, Dupont Circle Hares:  Monday Sticky Monday, Underground Railroad, Wax On Whacks Off, Tit-ka-boob Brew Crew:  Clappy Birthday, Wank Like An Egyptian Virgins:  Just: Pam, Jonathan, Kent, Tim, Danielle, and Josh Visitors:  Daffy Dick (Killeen, TX H3), LOAF (Akron H3), Just Stefan (Singapore H3), Hoover Daaaaaaamn (formerly of WH4) Analversaries:  69 […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #547

EWH3 #547 – Farragut Square Hares:  Cocktuplets, Cunt of the Litter, El Vago Libre, Peas on my Face, Just Alex Brew Crew:  Hungry Hungry Hungry Homo, Mannipple Lickter Virgins:  Just: Ross, Andreas, Matt, Sean, Jackie, Rodney, Adam, Sara, Dimple, Adam, Margie, Kristin, Greg Visitors:  Save a Tree, Ride a Cowboy (Boston H3—transplant), Sister Swallow (Baghdad […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #546: Stadium Armory Metro

Hares: Cum of a Preacher’s Hand, Brokeback Mama, Meals on Wheels, Rusty Trombone, and 8mm. Brew Crew: I Manual Cunt Virgins: Just John, Robin, Jill, Brett, Kate, Dwyler, Dion, Marcus and Ben Visitors: No visitors were stupid enough to run this trail Analversaries: Marco Homo (Brew Crew Jersey), Uncle Tom’s Stabbin (17), Have Fun Storming […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #545

EWH3 #545 – The Jorts Association of Arlington Hash, Pentagon City Hares:  Cum and Knock on my Back Door, PeeWee’s Little Adventure, Silly Gay Virus, Put It Out (aka Father Time) Brew Crew:  Brokeback Mama, Marco Homo Virgins:  Just: Adrian, Amanda B, Amanda J, Chris, David, Derek, Heidi, Jacob, Jamie, Jason, Jennifer F, Jennifer T, […]