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Hash Trash: EWH3 #583

EWH3 #583 – Get Lucky on St Patrick’s Day, Mt Vernon Square/Convention Center Hares:  My Little Pony, And I’ll Push Back, Leggs Over Easy, Sphincter Shy Brew Crew:  Chicken Phucker, Homeland Insecurity Virgins:  Just Heather, Drew, Chris, Sarah, John, Alexis, Dani, and a whole hell of a lot more Visitor:  Just Mark (Honolulu H3), Just Leah […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #581

EWH3 #581 – Rosslyn Hares:  Underground Railroad, Monday Sticky Monday, Duck Job, Me Likee-Lickee-Caca Brew Crew:  Red Vag of Courage, The Udder Ho Virgin:  Just John Visitor:  Peg Leg (Second City H3), Cock Master (Jacksonville H3) Analversaries:  17 runs–Axel Blows; 69 runs–Sphincter Shy, Gaystation; 100 runs–Duck Job; 169 runs–Obeastiologist, Cock-a-Doodle-Do-Me Ononon:  The Continental The pack circled […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #579

EWH3 #579 – Blame Canada, Eastern Market Hares:  Red Vag of Courage, Gaystation, Sphincter Shy, Six Fags Brew Crew:  Snap Crackle Poop, Please Step Away from the Whores Virgin:  Just Jordan Visitor:  Korean Booty Snatcher (Transplant, Seoul H3) Ononon:  Tunnicliff’s In case you’ve been living under a rock, DC got hit by a Snowpocalypse.  Snowmageddon, SnOMGasm, […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #577

EWH3 #577 – Union Station Hares:  Cock-a-Doodle-do-Me, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Fire in the Hole, Snatch to the Future Brew Crew:  Incredible Edible Schmegg, Just Barney Virgin:  Just Andrew, Emily and Rob Visitors:  There was one but my fingers were too numb to write his name legibly. Analversaries:  17 hashes–Six Fags, Cutting Class, Cock in Fresh […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #575

EWH3 #575 – A Winter’s Tail Trail, Mt Vernon Square-Convention Center Hares:  Jedi Boob TriXXX, Clean Clam, Pinnochiho, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, Saskatchewsnatch Brew Crew:  Incredible Edible Schmegg, Just Barney Virgin:  Just:  Andrew, Jenny, Kara, Danielle Visitors:  Hot Banana (Atlanta H3) Analversaries:  69–Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Red Vag of Courage Ononon:  Kelly’s Irish Times […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #573

EWH3 #573 – New Year’s Eve Anti-Resolution Hash, Clarendon Hares:  Chip ‘n’ Fails, Muff the Magic Dragon, St. Pauli Girl, Big Dig, Eat Your Vegetables Brew Crew:  Snap Crackle Poop, Incredible Edible Schmegg Virgin:  Just Tony Visitors:  Wreath Around, Blue Balls Pedophile (Crystal Coast, NC, H3), Fair Game, Gutter Balls. Ononon:  Hard Times Happy New Year!  Everyone […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #570

EWH3 #570: 10th Anal Trail before Christmas Hash – Thursday, December, 17, 2009   Start: Pentagon City!   Hares: CoXXX on Demand, PeeWee’s Little Adventure, PoPo Disco, Put It Out & Mystery Hare   Virginis: Just Sarah (who is NOT single), Just JP, and Just Erin   OnOnOn: Tortise & Hare (though most of us […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #568

EWH3 #568 – The Birthday Hash, Union Station Hares:  JAGQueen, Holy Tit!, Whistles while he Wanks, Watch Her Blow, Jiffy Lube, Nipple-less Cage, Transparent Ds, Monkey Piss, Peeking Duck Brew Crew:  Cum Dumpling, Mannipple Lickter Virgins:  Just Max, Andie, Robin, Quentin, Jill, Mary, and Jocelyn Visitors:  They were all smart and stayed the hell away from […]

Hash Trash: EWH3 #559

EWH3 #559 – Thanksgiving Hash, Rosslyn Hares:  Areola Borealis, Purple Peter Eater, Saskatchewsnatch, Please Step Away from the Whores Virgins:  Just Frances Visitors:  Lez Crafter (Arizona) Analversaries:  169 runs–Big Bend Over; 200 runs–Bow Chick-a-Bow-Bow Ononon:  None–everything was closet   The pack gathered on top of the parking deck above the Continental.  A few foolish, I mean, brave, souls […]