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EWH3 TRASH #1121: The Highfive Trail! – Thursday, April 11th – Eastern Market (Orange/Blue/Silver Line)

EWH3 #1121 The Highfive trail When: 4/11 Where:  Eastern Market, Orange/Blue/Silver Hares:  Mr Holland’s Anus, Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me, Rail Mary, Maybe It’s Gaybelline, and a Mystery Hare Virgins: None, go invite your friends! Visitors:  Just Linda Homeless, Fuck a bye baby from Ithica, Just Limel Homeless, and Cums on Vacation from Senegal On-After:  The […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1120: The Flower Power Trail

When: Thursday, April 4, 2019 Where:  L’Enfant Plaza Metro (LITERALLY EVERY COLOR BUT RED) Hares:  Mourning Wood, Mistress Cycle, Uno, Dos, Tres, LIFTOFF!, and Fizzy, I think? Virgins:  Just Sean, Just Johnny Visitor:  my notes say “Pink Shirt? Seattle?” On-After:  Tiki TNT Busted before I could read any violations?: absolutely Violations that never were: Just […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1117, 1118, 1119: WIIIIIEEEEEEEEE 2019!!!

Stardate: March 29 – 31, 2019 Coordinates: Castle in the Sand, Ocean Shitty, MD  (e)Mission Leads: Schrodinger’s Micropenis, Rear-end Admiral #SquadHoles, #SquadronLeader Poon-apple Juice, Galactic Correspondent Atari 6900, Space Cowboy Stain Gretzky, Chief Petty Officer Virgins:  Not anymore Visitor:  She’s banned from travel events so nothing to see here On-After:  Under the table in the […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1114: PI-DES OF MARCH TRAIL!

When: Thursday, March 14, 2019 Where:  Dupont Circle Metro (Red Line) Hares:  Poon-apple Juice, Throbbin’ Hood, Mourning Wood, General Tso’s Dicken, Schrodinger’s Micropenis Virgins:  Just Patrick, Just John, Just Elliot, Just Fernando, Just Catherine, Just Joaquin, Just Marissa, Just Julia Visitor:  Virgin Mobile (Jolly Roger H3), Tits for Tots (Kampala, but formerly of EWH3!) On-After:  […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1113: A Trail Has No Theme

When: Thursday, March 15, 2019 Where:  Francis Scott Key Park, Rosslyn Metro (Orange / Blue / Silver Line) Hares:  PIO, Brokeback Mama, COXXX On Demand, Seizure’s Phallus, and Sally The Jizz Hound Virgins:  none, they all froze Visitors:  Three Amigos from OTH (which is Pudjam, u guys) Radioactive Cum Swallower Genghis Anus Abuela Mastabata On-After:  […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1110: The Heart-on-Trail-Valentine’s-Day-Sexy-Lingerie-Trail

When: Valentine’s Day, Thursday, February 14, 2019 Where:  Georgia Ave / Petworth Metro (Green / Yellow Line) Hares:  Melabonin, Basement Boy Toy, Red Dong, Zombie, Just Kevin and Just Ez, Just Surak, and maybe a mystery hare!  Virgins:  Justs Mia, Chelsea, Valdilia, Aaron Visitor:  B.D.S.Amateur from Beijing H3 On-After:  Don Juan’s Restaurant Y’all, I thought […]

EWH3 TRASH #1108: The Groundhog (birth)Day Trail! – Thursday, January 31st – Dupont Circle (Red Line)

EWH3 #1108 The Groundhog (Birth)day trail When: 1/31 Where:  Dupont Circle, Red Hares:  Mourning wood, quid pro blow, heaven’s gape, colliteral damage, Throbbin hood Virgins:  Just Nobody, or I didn’t hear them Visitors:  Cum in my brum On-After:  Froggy Bottom, which was 20% better than everywhere else, they told us so right on the tab   It […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1109: The WIE Committee Presents: The Welcum to Earth Trail!

When: Thursday, February 7, 2019 Where:  Shaw / Howard Metro (Green / Yellow Line) Hares:  Atari 6900; Schrodinger’s Cock; The Cock Whisperer; Dude, That Guy; General Tso’s Dicken; Colliteral Damage Virgins:  None, ya filthy sluts Visitor:  A big ole sausage fest + a wayward Pudjam harriette: Whore With No Name, from Arkansas Born On Your […]

EWH3 Hash Trash #1107: The Sing Along Trail!

When: Thursday, January 24, 2019 Where:  Pentagon City Metro (Yellow & Blue Line) Hares:  Atari 6900; Roll Over, Bitch!; Rosetta Bone; Trickle Down Sexonomics; Goldman Ballsachs and … no one as sweeper? (more on this later) Virgins:  Just Jackie, Just Brian, Just Monica, Just Gian Visitor:  I Make Cops Cum (Las Vegas, but now Sioux […]

The Naming of Cody

RA: Poon-Apple Juice Scribe: Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer GMs: Throbbin Hood and BMCTD (probably one whole sober GM between us… rounding up) Oh yes, another special-edition brunch naming! And also a sacrifice of a name to the Old Ones. Your unholy eldritch GMs find this offering worthy, and in the devouring of the lost […]