Wankers!

Our Anal General Meeting is just one week away and your committee has some exciting updates for you.

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Due to a New World Order, there has been a venue change. We will now gather at Astro Beer Hall in Metro Center. Your rego still includes two+ hours of open bar and snacks. This new venue will allow for bottomless gluten-free options for all!

Now is the time to place your nominations for EWH3 Superlatives. Use the Google Form here to submit your nominations by Thursday at 11:59 PM. The final winners will be chosen through a vote by AGM attendees. You will receive a voting link at sign-in.

Schedule:

8:30 PM – Doors Open

9:00 PM – Open Bar Begins

9:15 PM – Voting for Superlative Closes

9:30 PM – Circle

11:00 PM – Last Call for Open Bar

11:30 PM – Final Bell

Bring your A-game, a credit card for additional food or shots, and cash to tip the bartenders. You will need an ID. No nudity will be permitted at this event.

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Online regos close on Thursday, January 12 at 11:59 PM. After this, day-of regos will be available at the door for $42. Don’t delay, Rego now!

On – OH MY GOD IS THAT TURD KIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR?! – On
AGM Committee 

Want to give back to the hash in a big way? Think you can run things better than the current batch of wankers?  Curious about how the hash functions behind the scenes? Like free beer?  If so, then come out to EWH3’s Mismanagement Interest Happy Hour next Wednesday (Nov 2nd) from 7-8:30PM at Andy’s Pizza. Grab a slice, have some drinks on the hash, and pick the brains (or what is left of them) of current members of Mismanagement about their positions.  

Want to know a bit more about what you can do? Check out the list of Mismanagement positions here.

If you aren’t able to make it but are interested in a position, please email the GMs at ewh3gms@gmail.com.

Not sure you are ready for MM?  Come out anyway and learn about the other ways you can give back to the hash: you can join one of the planning committees for EWH3’s annual events like AGM, WIE, or Pub Crawl, and you can sign up for brew crew or to hare.

The details:

Wednesday, Nov. 2nd

7-8:30PM

Andy’s Pizza NOMA

51 M St. NE, Upstairs

On-Free Beer!-On.

Want to give back to the hash in a big way? Think you can run things better than the current batch of wankers?  Curious about how the hash functions behind the scenes? Like free beer?  If so, then come out to EWH3’s Mismanagement Interest Happy Hour this Monday (October 25th) from 6-8PM at Town Tavern. Crush a slider, have some drinks on us, and pick the brains (or what is left of them) of current members of Mismanagement about their positions.  

Want to know a bit more about what you can do? Check out the list of Mismanagement positions here.

If you aren’t able to make it but are interested in a position, please email the GMs at ewh3gms@gmail.com.

Not sure you are ready for MM?  Come out anyway and learn about the other ways you can give back to the hash: you can join one of the planning committees for EWH3’s annual events like AGM, WIE, or Pub Crawl, and you can sign up for brew crew.

The details:
Monday, October 25
6-8PM
Town Tavern
2323 18th St NW

On-Free Beer!-On