EWH3 #1011: The Sing-Along Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 24th – Pentagon City (Blue/Yellow)

Remember that bouncing ball you use to watch and learn to sing Disney songs to? No? Before your time – try Zenon…

Well, join your new Songmeister and his hash choir for this Sing-Along Trail! He promises to have new-ish songs for you to learn so be ready to grab your scrotum to hit those high notes!

Afterward, you get to take all that choir practice on the trail and put it to good use at karaoke!!!!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 24th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Pentagon Row Outdoor Ice Skating, 1201 S Joyce St, Arlington, VA 22202 (head to Champs)

Hares: Atari 6900, Rosetta Bone, R.O.B. Trickled Down Sexonomics, & Goldman Ballsach  

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, and will be a dog- & stroller-friendly pavement pounder. Pack smartly and bring a cranium lamp & mug!  Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.7 miles long (about 2.1 miles  first half and 2.6 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Pentagon City:

Fort Totten 11:10 PM

Franconia-Springfield 11:53 PM

Huntington 11:29 PM

Largo Town Center 11:19 PM

On After: Freddies

Specials: This Hash Hymnal is Special


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EWH3 #1106: The Incumming-Reopened-Under-New-Mismanagement Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 17th – Columbia Heights (Yellow / Green Lines)

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When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 17th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Columbia Heights Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: Special Head Kid, Heaven’s Gape, Mourning Wood, Quid Pro Blow, Rail Mary, Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Please Step Away from the Whores, and L’chymen

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Runners’ and Walkers’ trail are dog friendly; walkers’ trail is stroller-friendly. Pack smartly, dress warmly, and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.4 miles long (about 2.12 miles first half and 2.32 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Columbia Heights / Adams Morgan (Red Line, but it is closer to our end):
www.wmata.com

On After: Town Tavern 2323 18th Street NW. Specials: You get a special, and you get a special – everyone gets a special!

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EWH3 #1099: The Wild and Out(going MM trail)! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 10th – Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)

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Your 2018 Mismanagement is out of here.  Kick off the 1100th run weekend with them as they ride off into the boozy haze.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 10th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Eastern Market Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: Head Injury, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, Cheech&Dong, Colliteral Damage, Deetz Nuts, Please Step Away from the Whores, Too Easy, and Wait Wait, Don’t Fuck Me.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Runners’ and Walkers’ trail are dog friendly; walkers’ trail is stroller-friendly. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.4 miles long (about 2.4 miles first half and 2.0 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Potomac Avenue Metro:
www.wmata.com

On After: 

Trusty’s
1420 Pennsylvania Ave. SE
Specials: You are special

 

 

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EWH3 #1105: The Third Return of the Snuggie Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 3rd – Gallery Place-Chinatown (9th St. Exit) (Green/Yellow/Red Lines)

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Welcome to the non-holiday side of winter. Find you blankets, snuggies, and onesies (you should have those already available for AGM next week!) and hopefully this will be the year we can make a blanket fort at End Circle!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 3rd, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Gallery Place-Chinatown, 9th St. Exit – follow marks to start!

Hares: GeriatricMandering, General Tso Dicken, Cheech and Dong, A Midsemester’s Night Cream, and Head Injury

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z and a pavement pounder, although with great city sites. Dog friendly, but strollers might have a few stairs on work around. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.45 miles long (about 2.4 miles first half and 2.05 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Capitol South Metro:
Franconia-Springfield 11:19 PM
Largo Town Center         11:36 PM
New Carrollton         11:29 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:25 PM
Wiehle-Reston East 11:12 PM

On After: Capitol Lounge
229 Pennsylvania Ave. SE

Specials: Specials will be announced when the managers return from vacation.

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EWH3 #1104: The Home Alone Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 27th – Columbia Heights Metro – (Green & Yellow Lines)

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It is the end of another year of Hashing and Bad Decisions. Come join Atari 6900 so he doesn’t have to stay Home Alone and learn random facts about Macaulay Culkin… Just like this trail announcement, don’t expect a lot of surprises or effort to be made on your behalf.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 27th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Columbia Heights Metro – east exit – follow marks to Columbia Heights Civic Plaza to start!

Hares: Atari 6900 & maybe a mystery hare?

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z. 1.69% shiggy – minor urban shiggy. Dog & Stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about 2 miles first half and 2 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Woodley Park or U St if you’re feeling lucky:
Woodley Park
Glenmont 11:26 PM
Shady Grove 11:44 PM

U St
Branch Ave 11:23 PM
Greenbelt 11:53 PM (No Red Line Transfer Possible)
Huntington 11:14 PM

On After:
Town Tavern
2323 18th St NW

Specials: Macaulay Culkin thinks you are special.

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EWH3 #1103: The Tuckmas Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 20th – Cleveland Park (Red Line)

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Come out and celebrate another trip around the Sun with Tuck Tuck Deuce as we travel through upper NW and ending with the strong possibility of being Guapo’d!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday December 20th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Cleveland Park – follow marks to start!

Hares: Tuck Tuck Deuce, Red Vag of Courage, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Sorest Rump, and PIO

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about 3 miles first half and 1 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Tenleytown:
Glenmont 11:19 PM
Shady Grove 11:51 PM

On After: Guapo’s!

Specials: $14.95 large margaritas.

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EWH3 #1102: Wanna Know Why My Roger is so Jolly! (we be Piraaattes) Trail! 6:45pm Thursday, December 13th! U Street Metro (Green Line)

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We hashy wankers seek a chest-
to drink and motorboat for we not rest-
mates fixed upon thy stiff pike,
with boozed brain and cider spiked
And flasks been marked be-like
shots here n there
to be gripped
by fingers ten
and there they lay
all good litty men (and women) (#feminism #woke)
like a break-o-day in boozing again
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.
Yo-ho-ho Yo-ho-ho a hashy life for we.
A jolly Thursday is shall be.

“We are here to drink your beer
and steal your rum at the point of a…(insert member here)
Your alcohol to us will fall!
cause we are here to drink your beer.”
-Alestorm

When: 6:45pm Thursday December 13th 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: U Street Metro — Memorial/10th Street Exit (follow marks to start)

Hares: Shitty Porn Story and mystery hares.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Doggo friendly. Should be a nice night, pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug. Be smart, have fun, arrrg.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 3.5 miles long (about 1.5 miles first half and 2 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of U Street Metro (Green Line):
www.wmata.com

On After:
The Codmother
1334 U Street NW

Specials:
Have you had a Peruvian Bear Fucker?
$7 dorra whiskey shot/PBR combo

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EWH3 #1098: The 4th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 6th – Navy Yard Metro (Green Line)

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Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That’s right, for the fourth year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday December 6th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Navy Yard Metro (Green Line) – use the New Jersey Ave. Exit and follow marks to start in Tingey Plaza!

Hares: Head Injury; All Flash, No Drive; Cafe au Laid; Cheech & Dong; La Gingeracha; and Too Easy

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ and is a pavement pounder. No shiggy unless you do something weird. Trail is stroller and dog friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.0 miles long (about 2.1 miles first half and 1.9 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Navy Yard (Green Line):
www.wmata.com

On After:
The Big Stick
20 M Street SE

Specials: You are special

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EWH3 #1097: The Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, November 29th – Union Station Metro (Red Line)

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What is Wibbly-Wobbly Timey-Wimey? It’s a big ball of …stuff. Yeah, it kind of got away from us too. Grab your favorite pieces of clothes from the past and/or future as we go time-traveling!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 29th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Union Station Metro – follow marks to start near the flag poles!

Hares: Poon Tang Clan; GeriatricMandering; Rosetta Bone; Mourning Wood; and Twinkle Twinkle, Little Cock.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ and is a pavement pounder. No shiggy unless you do something weird. Trail is stroller and dog friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.4 miles long (about 2.2 miles first half and 2.2 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Union Station:
Glenmont: 11:42 PM
Shady Grove: 11:28 PM

On After: Kelly’s Irish Times
14 F St. NW Washington, DC 20001

Specials: $4 Miller Lites and Yeungling

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EWH3 #1095 The Anal Turkey Day Trail, Rosslyn Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver), SPECIAL START TIME OF 11AM!

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When: 11am November, 22nd 2018.

Where: Rosslyn Metro. Follow marks to start!

Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Purple Peter Eater, Ariola Boriales, and maybe a mystery hare or 2.

Welcome the the 11th? or 12th? annual Thanksgiving day Turkey Trail! This is not you normal trail. As put by the fairest member of your haring team, ” You won’t burn off the calories in a scoop of mashed potatoes and gravy!” This is a trail to celebrate and drink before having to deal with those really annoying muggle types you call family. Runner’s trail might, and I repeat might, break one mile. But then again, it might not. Walker’s trail is even shorter. So if you are looking to get a run in before stuffing yourself like that large native bird you bought, may I suggest you either run to trail, or just run on your own before coming to trail. There is no pre-lube to trail or on-after. The hares arrive kind of early to do our own pre-lube and you are more than welcome to join us, but no drinks will be provided until trail starts. In other words, BYOB pre-lube. And as usual, Shamrock has graced us with her awesome Turkey cookie snacks. So come hang with your real family on Turkey Day!

Metro runs all day so you won’t miss it.

No On-after. Go home and pass out from food coma!

Specials: You’re all special!

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