Do you want to be where the hashers are?  Do you want to see ‘em, hashin’ around?  Then put on some fins or dress like a dirty sailor and be part of our world.  Join us this week for a nautical journey and you might even spot some mythical sea creatures.  Suggested drinks include light rum, dark rum, spiced rum, and beer.

You have two options for this trail – You must sign up here via Hash Rego to attend! 

1. Iso-Trail: Any time on Thursday between 10:00 AM and 6:00pm, find trail and run on your own. If you choose this option, do NOT mark checks, but please DO touch up any faded or distorted marks as you go. Rego now!

2. Live Packs: A pack of 35 will gather for BYOB trail. We will be providing a limited amount of beer and water for the pack at end circle! Rego now!

When: Anytime before 6:00pm on Thursday, July 16; OR

Live Pack out at 7:00pm – Sign up on Hash Rego requiredBe sure to read the requirements carefully before committing! 

Where: Start at the northern tip of parking lot 8 behind RFK stadium.

D’Erections: From the stadium-armory NE exit, head east on Independence ave SE towards RFK.  Walk across parking lot 8 and circle-up at the NE corner right before the Whitney Young Memorial Bridge. Capitol Bike Share station on 19th & East Capitol St SE.

Hares: They Blow Up So Fast and Tacos On A Bridge.

Trail Length: Runners 3.5 miles / Walkers 1.9 miles

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A with some light shiggy, BYOB & Snacks, Be Safe, Stay Distant, Wash your hands. 

This summer’s hottest new trend is…

…eating and drinking your favorite beverage outdoors on these cute little blankets. Bring your gingham and your basket for a picnic in the park with your favorite wankers! Pack your coolers of grapes (juice form is acceptable) and cheese or grab some takeout to support your favorite local spot.

You have three options for this trail:

1. Virtual Only: Post a photo to the Google album following the requirements listed below. [this is the last week that virtual-only trail credit will be offered]

2. Iso-Trail: Any time on Thursday between 8:00 AM and 5:00 PM, find trail and run on your own. Snap a photo at the indicated spot and post for credit. If you choose this option, do NOT mark checks, but please DO touch up any faded or distorted marks as you go. 

3. Live Packs: Two packs of packs of 35 will gather for BYOB trail. You must sign up here via Hash Rego to attend!  

When: Any time before 5:00pm on Thursday, July 9; OR

Live Packs out at 5:00 & 7:00 pm! – Sign up on Hash Rego required! Be sure to read the requirements carefully before committing! 

Where: Fort Reno Park (start at parking lot at Fort Drive & Howard Street NW)

D’Erections: From the Tenleytown-AU metro station, walk 2 blocks on Albemarle street – turn left on Nebraska Avenue, cross Chesapeake St NW, enter the park on Howard St NW and walk until you reach the parking lot.

Hares: Son, What the Fuck?! and Tacos On A Bridge

Trail Length: Runners: 3.3miles / Walkers: 2.1miles

Photo Requirements: To receive credit, you must post at least one of the following to the google album, linked here:

1. Snap a photo on trail at the photo check

2. Show off the things that make all the (ants) come to your yard [this is the last week that virtual-only trail credit will be offered]

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, BYOB & Snacks & Face covering, Be Safe, Stay Distant, Wash your hands. If you are showing symptoms of or may have been exposed to COVID-19, please stay home and enjoy virtual trail offerings.

Virtual Circle: Details for Zoom will be posted in the Google album with Chalk Talk.

(To the tune of Jack Sparrow by The Lonely Island)

Trail starts now baby drink with us

Callin out OnOn as we rollin’ up. Rollin’ up!
Blow through the check ain’t no holdin’ up Yeah!
Chugging beer at beer check like I gives a fuck. Come on

Muggles shifty eyed when we walk into the park
But they’re just looking jealous cause it closes at dark
Yeah! Yeah!

Tall boy in my bag, holding my chalk
You either sing, tell a joke, or show the whole pack your —

This is the tale of DC on lockdown
Thanks to the spread of COVID-19
Stuck in our homes, can’t go to Tortuga
Gotta cover our mouths, just in case we sneeze

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we’re back at the hash…

You have three options for this trail:

1. Virtual Only: Post a photo to the Google Album following the requirements listed below.

2. Iso-Trail: Any time on Thursday between 10:00 AM and 5:00 PM, find trail and run on your own. Snap a photo at the indicated spot and post for credit. If you choose this option, do NOT mark checks, but please DO touch up any faded or distorted marks as you go. 

3. Live Packs: Two packs of 25 will gather for BYOB trail. You must sign up here via Hash Rego to attend! Hash Rego will open on Sunday June 28 at 11:59PM.

When: Anytime before 5:00 on Thursday, July 2nd; OR

Live Packs out at 5:00 and 7:00 – Sign up on Hash Rego required! Be sure to read the requirements carefully before committing! 

Where: Parking lot on the East side of North Capital St. across from O St NW. 

D’Erections: From the NoMa/Gallaudet metro exit on to the North by the ATF building, walk down N Street, turn right at First St NE, cross New York Ave and immediately turn right into the parking lot.

Theme: The Lonely Island

Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock & Son, What the Fuck!?

Trail Length: about 3.69

Photo Requirements: To receive credit, you must post at least one of the following to the google album, linked here

1. Snap a photo on trail at the photo check. 

2. Show us your Michael Bolton level cinephilia!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, BYOB & Snacks, Be Safe, Stay Distant, Wash your hands. If you are showing symptoms of or have been exposed to COVID-19, or feel sick at all, please stay home and enjoy virtual trail!

Virtual Circle details: Thursday at 7PM
Meeting ID: 829 1622 3217
Password: beer

It’s been 101 days. In that time, we have missed:

Spring Break (woo!)

Easter (Guess Jesus really can’t go hashing…)

Cinco De Mayo

Memorial Day

Mother’s Day

Summer Solstice

So buckle up, you naughty wankers, we’re somehow…

Halfway to Christmas!

We may not be able to stuff your shiggy socks full of joy, but your MisManagement has another gift for you: A Real Live Trail!

So pack your sac full of libations, gather up your ho-ho-hos, and don your most festive outfit, whatever you decide to celebrate! 

You have three options for this trail:

1. Virtual Only: Post a photo to the Google Album following the requirements listed below.

2. Iso-Trail: Any time on Thursday between 10:00 AM and 5:00 PM, find trail and run on your own. Snap a photo at the indicated spot and post for credit. If you choose this option, do NOT mark checks, but please DO touch up any faded or distorted marks as you go. 

3. Live Packs: Two packs of 25 will gather for BYOB trail. You must sign up here via Hash Rego to attend! Hash Rego will open on Sunday June 21 at Noon.

When: Anytime before 5:00 on Thursday, June 25; OR

Live Packs out at 5:00 and 7:00 – Sign up on Hash Rego required! Be sure to read the requirements carefully before committing! 

Where: Garfield Park 

D’Erections: From the Capitol South metro, walk South down First St SE. When you reach the park, continue to the lower corner and stop before the staircase. 

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrodinger’s Cock

Trail Length: 3.14 miles (We also missed Pi Day!)

Photo Requirements: To receive credit, you must post at least one of the following to the google album, linked here:

1. Snap a photo on trail at the photo check. 

2. Show off your winter cheer by dressing up and creating a snow-free angel. Get creative and post a photo or gif to the Google Photo album. 

3. Did you choose to celebrate in a different way? Show us your festive attire and tell us why that’s the holiday you’re most excited to relive!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, BYOB & Snacks, Be Safe, Stay Distant, Wash your hands. Refer to the email about EWH3 reopening for details.

Optional Beer Check: Don’t want to carry your own beverages? When you reach the beer check location, look for a note from your hares about an optional, unofficial beer check suggestion. 

Virtual Circle:

Join Zoom Meeting
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/89534210105?pwd=VUpFZXVkazd3SXp2UFNic2VVKzlWUT09

Meeting ID: 895 3421 0105
Password: beer

When: Any time on Thursday, June 18 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: PRIDE!

Somehow in the year 2020, it is June – a month that is usually celebrated across DC with bunting along the streets, beads that you don’t know prior whereabouts, and enough glitter to raise eyebrows in the office for weeks. For this year’s pride trail, hit one or more of the following locations during your trail and snap a photo for hash flash:

– Supreme Court!

– A statue or fountain (i.e. DuPont circle)

– one of our favorite LGBTQ+ breweries !

– a Jell-O shot at Nellies!

– P Street Beach 

– headstone of Frank Kameny, DC gay rights activist, in Congressional Cemetary

– anywhere else on this map of LGBT places and spaces in DC: 

At any time on Thursday, June 18, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam. 

Post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

CIRCLE UP at 7pm! Join Zoom Meeting:
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/89534210105?pwd=VUpFZXVkazd3SXp2UFNic2VVKzlWUT09

Meeting ID: 895 3421 0105
Password: beer

On After: Join a virtual On-After with Smut Slam! This is not a hash-hosted event (but certainly incorporates hasher interests, you naughty wanks) Info here: https://m.facebook.com/events/264737907978221/

Interested in hosting next week? Email me at [email protected] !

A message from your Brew Meister for properly executing your personal brew crews on trail.  Please consider buying local when you can during these times.  Whether a restaurant, bar, or direct from the brewery we can help our local establishments through these trying times.  Beers enjoyed outside are best done in a koozie, please recycle when appropriate, and remember we’re hashers not trashers.  I hope you’re all doing well, On-Quarantine-On!

DC Local Breweries

Maryland Local Breweries

Virginia Local Breweries

When: Any time on Thursday, June 11 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Seltzers & Shandys

We all love beer, that much is true. But who says your heart can only belong to one tasty beverage? This week, show off your love for seltzers, ciders, shandys, and any other non-traditional libation. Gather your quaranteam at High Noon and get ready to Truly enjoy your day, as you explore DC while getting Clawbbered. Because as we all know: variety is the spice of life. 

At any time on Thursday, June 11, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam. 

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

CIRCLE UP at 7pm!

Join Zoom Meeting:
https://zoom.us/j/94771049383?pwd=dmlTTHdHWTZpY0JmMVBub3JleURVdz09

Meeting ID: 947 7104 9383
Password: 6969

On After: Interested in hosting this week? Email me at [email protected] !

Hab: Habn’t you ordered new EWH3 gear yet? Contact the haberdasher at [email protected] for masks & more!

A message from your Brew Meister for properly executing your personal brew crews on trail.  Please consider buying local when you can during these times.  Whether a restaurant, bar, or direct from the brewery we can help our local establishments through these trying times.  Beers enjoyed outside are best done in a koozie, please recycle when appropriate, and remember we’re hashers not trashers.  I hope you’re all doing well, On-Quarantine-On!


DC Local Breweries

Maryland Local Breweries

Virginia Local Breweries

When: Any time on Thursday, June 4 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Pools may be closed this season, but that won’t stop a hasher from enjoying a wet afternoon. Grab your summer shandys, a pack of Naturdays, your mankini and a towel – it’s time for a splash!

At any time on Thursday, June 4, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

CIRCLE UP at 7pm!
Join Zoom Meeting: https://us04web.zoom.us/j/74756485179?pwd=UDJ3eURETHlUaHQyMTJCVUw4T3ZwZz09

Meeting ID: 747 5648 5179
Password: downdown

A message from your Brew Meister for properly executing your personal brew crews on trail.  Please consider buying local when you can during these times.  Whether a restaurant, bar, or direct from the brewery we can help our local establishments through these trying times.  Beers enjoyed outside are best done in a koozie, please recycle when appropriate, and remember we’re hashers not trashers.  I hope you’re all doing well, On-Quarantine-On!


DC Local Breweries

Maryland Local Breweries

Virginia Local Breweries

Join us for an On-After! See info below!

Scroll to the end for Zoom circle info! (to be updated by Thursday)

Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here!

Post your photos to the Google Photos album here!

When: Any time on Thursday, May 28 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Aristotle once said, “We are what we repeatedly drink. Hashing, then, is not an act, but a habit.” Centuries later, fraternities and sororities honor Greek lyfe ways by painting coolers for their S.O. in Alpha Pie Omega-3 Phish Oil. Show us where you fall on the spectrum of history – will you praise Plato, or bust out that beer-stained Beta Keratin Zoodle shirt?

At any time on Thursday, May 28, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

CIRCLE UP at 7pm!
Join Zoom Meeting:
https://zoom.us/j/94771049383?pwd=dmlTTHdHWTZpY0JmMVBub3JleURVdz09

Meeting ID: 947 7104 9383
Password: 6969

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On AfterHosted by Bitches Give Stitches! If drinking small amounts of beer in rapid succession sounds like your type of party (lets be honest thats all of us), then on after is the place to be this Thursday night. Make sure you practice your finger flicking and opening up your throats as this weeks on after is flip cup!

Meeting ID: 894 8223 6103
Password: 839451

Link: https://www.google.com/url?q=https://us02web.zoom.us/j/89482236103?pwd%3DVjdBKyttZklXK1J6dzBLSjFuYmdzUT09&sa=D&usd=2&usg=AOvVaw2uNGxlK596lA1ZjBMtUxWD

If you have an idea for a virtual on after – drinking game, regular game, dance party or anything else you’d like to see to keep the party going – email the hare razor at [email protected]

A message from your Brew Meister for properly executing your personal brew crews on trail.  Please consider buying local when you can during these times. Whether a restaurant, bar, or direct from the brewery we can help our local establishments through these trying times.  Beers enjoyed outside are best done in a koozie, please recycle when appropriate, and remember we’re hashers not trashers.  I hope you’re all doing well, On-Quarantine-On!
DC Local Breweries

Maryland Local Breweries

Virginia Local Breweries

Join us for an On-After! See info below!

Scroll for Zoom circle info!

Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here!

Post your photos to the Google Photos album here!

When: Any time on Thursday, May 21 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Show off your wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful shiggy socks that have been collecting dust during virtual trails. Mix-and-match, or embrace the neon knee-high look. Do houseplants count as shiggy?!

At any time on Thursday, May 21, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Join us for another on-after this week, with Quid Pro Blow! Join us for another on-after this time hosted by Quid Pro Blow. This week, we will be watching a movie with Netflix Party. If you don’t have Chrome, download that, then add the “Netflix Party” Extension. We will set up a room and by starting the movie and then enabling Netflix Party, you’ll be able to chat and the movie will by sync’ed up for all of us! No EWH3 event would be complete without our favorite beverage, and keep you wankers engaged in the movie, there will be special times to drink.

This week, we will be watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail ~

– When swallows are discussed, swallow a sip of beer

– When coconuts are heard, shot of Coconut Rum (or beer)

– Drink a sip of juice (or beer) anytime the film is narrated by a storybook 

– Anytime someone dies, toast them with a drink

– When you hear chanting/singing in Roman, cross yourself then sip of the blood of christ (or beer)

– When The Grail is mentioned, sip of sacramental wine (or beer)

– If a witch is discovered, drink from your shoe

– When something is launched, drink a sip and take cover

– Drink when you see a castle

Good luck in your quest and don’t forget your name, favorite color, and the capital of ASSyria

Zoom details here: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/88978251136?pwd=S2crTUdSZ1U2S2NKVUIyRGdMTmJBdz09

Meeting ID: 889 7825 1136

Password: OnAfter
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CIRCLE UP at 7pm!

Join Zoom Meeting: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/89534210105?pwd=VUpFZXVkazd3SXp2UFNic2VVKzlWUT09

Meeting ID: 895 3421 0105
Password: beer

A message from your Brew Meister for properly executing your personal brew crews on trail.  Please consider buying local when you can during these times.  Whether a restaurant, bar, or direct from the brewery we can help our local establishments through these trying times.  Beers enjoyed outside are best done in a koozie, please recycle when appropriate, and remember we’re hashers not trashers.  I hope you’re all doing well, On-Quarantine-On!

DC Local Breweries; Maryland Local Breweries; Virginia Local Breweries

NEW THIS WEEK! Join us for an On-After! See info in the trail announcement.

Scroll to the end for Zoom info!

Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here!

Post your photos to the Google Photos album here!

When: Any time on Thursday, May 14 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: As the school year winds down, students across the country are missing out on senior pranks, senior skip day, senior slide, and pretty much every other excuse not to be a high schooler anymore. We know that you miss the thrill of sneaking liquor out of your parents’ freezer stash just as much as they do. This week, show us your school spirit at the EWH3 Pep Rally! Cum prepared with cheers and jeers (or send them to our trusty scribe) as we recreate that high school magic. 

At any time on Thursday, May 14, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Join us for a special on-after this week, with your strictest teacher: Just Kirsten. She will be hosting Finals Week Trivia so you can show what you’ve learned, get those AP credits, and earn that degree! 

Zoom details here:https://us04web.zoom.us/j/8590847676?pwd=TDNhd1FndEZvMFZadUZicnpIcFQ5Zz09 

Password: OnAfter
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CIRCLE UP at 7pm!

Join Zoom Meeting
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/94771049383?pwd=dmlTTHdHWTZpY0JmMVBub3JleURVdz09

Meeting ID: 947 7104 9383
Password: 6969

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A message from your Brew Meister for properly executing your personal brew crews on trail.  Please consider buying local when you can during these times.  Whether a restaurant, bar, or direct from the brewery we can help our local establishments through these trying times.  Beers enjoyed outside are best done in a koozie, please recycle when appropriate, and remember we’re hashers not trashers.  I hope you’re all doing well, On-Quarantine-On!

DC Local Breweries

Maryland Local Breweries

Virginia Local Breweries