EWH3 #1545: The “Numbers are Hard” Trail, September 10, 2026, King Street (Blue/Yellow)

Prelube: Joe Theismann’s Restaurant

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Your MisManagement team is sometimes great at numbers and sometimes very much not so. Each of our two brain cells are doing their best, but at the end of the day, numbers are hard. Hopefully you haven’t been looking at the trail numbers very closely, because we haven’t either. We’re all caught up now though!

It’s not just the trail numbers we may struggle with, your alpha hare may not always be great at counting her back checks. Why is that? Well, because numbers are hard. Are you starting to get the theme yet? It’s gonna be great.

But it’s possible we should all brush up on our numbers just in case, starting here isn’t a bad idea.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 10, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: King Street Gardens Park (no marks from start, use your phones)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: King St Metro North / Cameron St

Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas & mystery hares

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 0.7 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.3 mi to Braddock Rd Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Braddock Rd (Blue/Yellow)

Last Trains Out:

Blue to Franconia-Springfield – 12:36 AM

Blue to Largo – 11:38 PM

Yellow to Greenbelt – 11:40 PM

Yellow to Huntington – 12:38 AM

On After*:  T.J. Stone’s (608 Montgomery St)

Specials: Numbers are special.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1534: The Dolly Parton Tribute/Lingerie Trail, September 3, 2026, Georgia Avenue/Petworth (Green/Yellow)

Prelube: Snappy’s Small Bar

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Last week, the world lost a true hero. No, not Pennywise, the other celebrity death. No, not Optimus Prime, c’mon, you know we lost Dolly Fucking Parton!

Ahh, the tits I can literally ride a rollercoaster through and a face that makes me wonder how the FUCK someone like Jolene could be even hotter…

As summer comes to a close, let’s all celebrate the incredible life of a truly wonderful American icon whose legacy transcends so many parts of society by wearing our sexiest lingerie to trail. Camisoles, push-up bras, garter belts, nylons, over-the-shoulder boulder holders, well-placed athletic tape, ANYTHING that makes you feel “oh yeah, I could quit this 9 to 5 and start an OnlyFans” is welcome at this trail*. 

Don’t have gazongas? You do this week! Think your chesticles are lacking? The only thing bigger that Dolly’s sweater puppies was her heart, and she says you’ve got what it takes! Every check is a tit check when every hasher is wearing a bra!

*Please be wary of the legality of what you wear to trail, we aren’t bailing you out for a nip slip or a ball fall, and On-Afters have their own things going on.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 3, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: George Avenue/Petwork

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Georgia Avenue and New Hampshire Ave S

Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Tramp-Sub-Stantiation, and Just Alex

Trail Details: Subject to change as Turd gets his shit together
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.1 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.9 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.3ish mi to George Ave Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Georgia Ave/Petworth

Last Trains Out:

Green – Branch Ave: 11:47pm

Green – Greenbelt: 12:31am 

Yellow – Huntington: 11:49pm

Yellow – Greenbelt: 12:09am

On After*: Midlands

Specials: Turd will lick your tits if you ask him to, that’s pretty special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1533: The 5th Anal Glitter Trail: The Happiest Hash on Earth! August 27, 2026, 2026, Crystal City (Blue/Yellow)

Prelube: Highline RxR, 2010 Crystal Drive 

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Get up, Sleeping Booty! The Glitterati is back for the 5th Anal Glitter Trail! Dress to impress in your most ear-resistible Poca-hot-ass costume, or strip down to the Bare Necessities. Whichever you choose, body glitter is mandatory (with consent)! If you follow Uncle Walt’s fairy dust to beerfinity and beyond, your hares promise you’ll go from Zero to sparkle Hero. You might even find a Genie in a Bottle of Malort! Join us Lost Boys and girls in some Peter Pan-demonium as we hunt down our favorite beverage, because you ain’t Never Had a Friend Like Beer! 🍻

On-Bibbidi-Boppidi-Booze-On! 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 27, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Crystal City Metro (follow marks to start)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Crystal City Metro (18th & S. Bell St)

Hares: Whoriana Trench, Naughtya Cumandeatme, Immoral Support, Just J

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.9 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.6 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Crystal City

Last Trains Out:

Blue: 

Largo: 11:46pm

Franconia-Springfield: 12:28am

Yellow: 

Greenbelt: 11:48pm

Huntington: 12:10am

On After*: Freddie’s

Specials: Glitter is special!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1532: The Back to School, aka Hot for Teacher, Hash, Thursday, August 20, 2026, Friendship Heights (Red Line)

Prelube: Clydes of Chevy Chase, 5441 Wisconsin Ave, Chevy Chase, MD

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The most dreaded day of the year has arrived for most students, but some of us ended up marrying hot MILF teachers, so Van Halen will ring in our ears as those loser kids ring in the new school year. Come out to Friendship Heights and get as dirty as all your (now-problematic) fantasies of banging your 6th grade history teacher while the janitor watches.

Pre-requisites: Be familiar with the original, other tributes are encouraged.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday,August 20, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Friendship Heights Station, Chevy Chase Pavillion exit.  Look for marks/wankers.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 38.96249233677861, -77.08599747838093

Hares: Semen on the Pew & Cum Dumpling

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.9 mi. first half / 1.25 mi. second half

– Walkers: 2 mi first half / .5 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 4.69 runners/walkers


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Shiggy rating:  4.69 for both walkers and runners.  Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Friendship Heights

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont: 12:24am

On After*: Aura Bar & Grill, 5247 Wisconsin Ave, NW, Washington, DC

Specials: $5 bottled beers, $7 drafts, $7 mixed drinks, $12 loaded nachos, $12 beef sliders, $10 buffalo chicken dip

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1531: The Bubbles Trail, August 13, 2026, Potomac Ave (Blue/Orange/Silver)

Prelube:  The Roost (It’s a food hall, so food and drinks of your choosing!) 

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Did you love blowing bubbles as a kid? How about Dubble Bubble? Was Bubbles your favorite Powerpuff Girl? 

Let’s be honest, we know your real favorite is popping a bottle of bubbly 🍾

Lucky for us all, August 13 is National Prosecco Day! You bring the bubbles, your hares will bring the bubbly, and we’ll see you on trail!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 13, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Potomac Ave Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac & Pennsylvania Ave SE

Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, Lorena Hobbit, and These Are The Tits You’re Looking For

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 1.6 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1 mi. first half / 0.8 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.4 mi to Potomac Ave Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Potomac Ave (Blue/Orange/Silver)

Last Trains Out:

West-bound:

Silver to Ashburn – 11:45 PM

Orange to Vienna – 11:53 PM

Blue to Franconia-Springfield – 11:40 PM

East-bound:

Silver/Blue to Downtown Largo – 12:20 AM

Orange to New Carrollton – 12:23 AM

On After*: Trusty’s

Specials: Your hares are special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1530: The 13th Anal ABC Trail, August 6, 2026, Capitol South (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)

Prelube: Bullfeathers, 410 First St SE

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10 years ago, a very confused muggle walking home through an already sketch parking lot saw dozens of strange people in various states of undress, gathered around a van with kegs in the back. In a somewhat completely predictable display of poor judgement, he decided to investigate. Within 24 hours, he’d called his therapist to say he found a much cheaper alternative for what to do with his Thursdays.

Please join us for a very special edition of EWH3s ABC* Run: All Biplolar’s Comorbidities. Caution tape, cardboard, duct tape, aluminum foil, a bedsheet toga, strategically placed stuffed animals, pool floats, whatever the recycling gave you. Cotton is cheating. Wear shoes you can run in, bring a change of clothes for the bar, and most importantly, a desire to solve your problems with alcohol.

*ABC = Anything But Clothes

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 6, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Providence Park, follow marks to Start from Capitol South Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 

Hares: Bipolar Bear, Uno Dos Tres Lift Off, Please Step Away from the Whores, These Are the Tits You’re Looking For, Mrs. Nuttersworth

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.4 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.3 mi to Federal Center SW Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Federal Center SW (Blue/Orange/Silver)

Last Trains Out:

Downtown Largo (Blue) – 12:07 am

Franconia-Springfield (Blue) – 11:46 pm

New Carrollton (Orange) – 12:05 am

Vienna (Orange) – 11:59 pm

Downtown Largo (Silver) – 12:15 am

Ashburn (Silver) – 11:51 pm

On After*: Walter’s Sports Bar, 10 N St SE

Specials: YOU’RE special!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1355: Friendship Slip n Slide!, 30 July, 2026, Rosslyn Metro (Orange/Silver/Blue Line)

Prelube: Open Roads

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At one point, we were all strangers. Never knowing who one another was until one of the crazy hashers said “HEY, I KNOW A GROUP YOU’D LIKE!”

In honor of “International Friendship Day”, let’s embrace one another in our weird friendship and enjoy a run through the woods, streets, neighborhoods, and eventually one another.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 30, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Rosslyn Metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Capital Bikeshare: Rosslyn Metro / Wilson Blvd & N Moore St

Hares: Oh Hey Not Gay, Chugga Chugga Snu Snu

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.4 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half

– Walkers: 2.6 mi the whole way

– Shiggy: 1.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.4 mi to Courthouse Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Court House Metro

Last Trains Out:

Silver – Ashburn: 2:08am

Silver – Largo: 1:54am

Silver – New Carrollton: 1:43am

Orange – Vienna/GMU: 1:46am

Orange – New Carrollton: 2:20am

On After*: John Lyon VFW Post 3150

Specials: Oh Hey Doing A dance

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1528: Turd’s 10th Hashiversary Trail, July 23rd 2026, East Fall Church (Orange/Silver)

Prelube: None

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Ten years ago, someone invited Just Ben, who had just graduated from the space cadet academy, to a space-themed running event. He had questions. Mostly, “what kinds of weirdos run for fun?”

Then, in Opening Circle, he took his flight suit off to reveal nipple tassels and spandex shorts. The reaction from the crowd told him “ah yes, these are indeed my people.”

Just Ben and his hash mom Twaterboarding

Evidence of a pirate flag on the hip is on brand too.

The rest is hashing history. The world has gone to complete shit since then, but at least we still have our happy little cult!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 23rd 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: East Falls Church

Nearest Capital Bike Share: East Falls Church Metro / Sycamore St & 19th St N

Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Uno Dos Tres… Liftoff!, and a mystery hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.7 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.6 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 2.69 (hills, rocks, roots)


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to East Falls Church Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: East Falls Church

Last Trains Out:

Silver Ashburn: 12:35am

Silver Largo Town Center: 11:45pm

Silver New Carrollton: 11:36pm

Orange Vienna: 12:29am

Orange New Carrollton: 11:41pm

On After*: Dogwood Tavern

Specials: You’re special!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1527: Will Squat for Friends Trail, 7/16/2026, 2026, Huntington Metro (Yellow Line)

Prelube: 2260 Lounge

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Howdy y’all! My friends and I were at the AGM even back in January and we drunkenly signed up to hare this summer. We all don’t live in DC, so let’s see what happens! Trail seems like it’s straightforward since we will start and stop at the Mount Eagle Park. If y’all have been there on more than one occasion this year, my apologies! It’s hard to guest hare!

Prepare to do a bunch of squats and work those legs!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 16, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Mount Eagle Park, follow marks from Huntington Metro south exit (up the hill)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: N Kings Hwy & Fort Dr

Hares: Will Squat for Beer, Sorrest Rump, 17 Fisting on 15, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 1.6 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 2.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.4 mi to Huntington Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Huntington

Last Trains Out:

Yellow Line: 12:43am

On After*: Two Jefes

Specials: Squats is special!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1526: The I’m on a Boat Trail, July 9th, 2026, Crystal City (Yellow/Blue Line)

Prelube: Potomac Social Tavern 

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The weather forecast says we’re sailing into a storm this week, so be ready to get wet. Sailor outfits, swimsuits, etc, this week put on your boat attire, whatever that may be.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 9, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Crystal City Metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: https://maps.app.goo.gl/SHFCLojHamXGrUyG6

Hares: Ready Player None, Brass to Mouth, Suck Squeeze Bang Blow

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.4 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1 mi first half / 0.65 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.8 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Crystal City

Last Trains Out:

Downtown Largo (Blue) – 11:46

Franconia-Springfield (Blue) – 12:28

Huntington (Yellow) – 12:10

Greenbelt (Yellow) – 11:48

On After*: Freddie’s Beach Bar & Restaurant

Specials: Karaoke

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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