It’s time to flashback to those days of yore. Bust out those letter jackets, JNCOs, wrestling uniforms, or other memorabilia. You know you want to wear it outside the house.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday March 21, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: McPherson Square – Vermont Ave. Exit – follow marks to start!

Hares: GeriatricMandering; Mambo # Hives, Pinocchi-Ho; Split Her Bare; Special Red; and Cheech and DongW

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Trail is a scenic pavement pounder. Dog and stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Trail Lengths
Runners: Close to 5 miles
Walkers: Slightly more than 2 miles

Last trains out of McPherson Square:
Blue line to Franconia-Springfield 11:28 PM
Blue Line to Largo Town Center 11:27 PM
Orange Line to New Carrollton 11:20 PM
Orange Line to Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:36 PM
Silver Line to Wiehle-Reston East 11:21 PM
Red Line to Glenmont 11:36 PM
Red Line Shady Grove 11:36 PM

On After: Capitol City Brewing Company, 11th St NW & H St NW

Specials: You’re special. <wink>




When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 14th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Dupont Circle – at the center of the circle (get it…? circle..?)

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Mourning Wood, Schrodinger’s Cock, Throbbin’ Hood, General Tso’s Dicken

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ or B (your choice), dog and stroller friendly, not Roman dictator friendly

How Far: Runners’ trail will be 3.14 miles – second half about twice as long as the first. Walkers’ trail is less than half of runners’. Yes, this is a math problem. 

Last trains out of Farragut North:

Glenmont  11:31 PM

Shady Grove 11:39 PM

Last trains out of Farragut West:

Franconia-Springfield 11:32 PM

Largo Town Center 11:23 PM

New Carrollton 11:16 PM

Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:40 PM

Wiehle-Reston East 11:25 PM

On After: Recession’s 

Specials: Karaoke. Duh. 

WHERE: Francis Scott Key Park — Rosslyn Metro and follow marks across bridge ACROSS THE KEY BRIDGE to the start on Georgetown side

WHEN: Thursday, March 7th, 6:45pm, pack away 7:15 (ish)

HARES: Broke Back Mama, CoXXX on Demand, Put It Out, Sally The Jizz Hound, & Seizures Phallus

TRAIL LENGTH:  Roughly 3.5 for runners… maybe a little more than 2 for walkers.

MISC BS:  Live adventurous trail through the cobblestone and swamps of Georgetown.  Bring a h*adlamp cuz its going to be dark, bring warm clothes cuz it’s going to be cold and bring your best liver cuz it’s going to be FUN.

PRELUBE:  What’s this.?? Hares even figured out a pre-lube for us? Wow, thanks hares! VinylLounge 3401 K St NW .. literally right across canal and a pitching wedge from the start.

On-On-On: Mr Smiths in Georgetown 3205 K St.   $4 Stellas, kitchen open all night and sing-along piano bar.  Hot damn!

Last trains out of Rosslyn
Blue Line to Franconia/Springfield: 11:47 PM
Blue Line / Silver Line to Largo Town Center: 11:18 PM
Silver Line to Wiehle-Reston East: 11:30 PM
Orange Line to Vienna/Fairfax/GMU: 11:45 PM
Orange Line to New Carrollton: 11:11 PM

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When: 6:45 PM, Thursday February 28th

Where: Fort Totten metro (Green Line), follow marks to start

Hares: Wait Wait, Don’t Fuck Me; No Strings Attached; L’Chymen; Mr. Holland’s Anus; Polly Wanna Crackwhore; and a mystery hare.

How Far: First half runners is a little less than three miles and second half is a little more than one and a half. Walkers is roughly half of that.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Trail is dog friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Brookland / Catholic U (Red Line):
11:49 to Glenmont, 11:21 to Shady Grove

On After: San Antonio’s Bar & Grill

Specials: “I’ll have something special for you guys.” 😋

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When: 6:45PM, Thursday, February 21, 2019

Where: NOMA / NY Ave / Gallaudet U Metro Stop (Red Line)

Hares: Special Head Kid, Pay As You Go, Trickle Down Sexonomics, Split Her Bare, Rosetta Bone, maybe others

How Far: Runners is 4.3 miles, Walkers is 2 miles

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Dog and stroller friendly, no shiggy. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of NOMA (Red Line)
to Glenmont 11:44pm
to Shady Grove: 11:26pm

On After: Wundergarten

Specials: Perhaps

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When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 14th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Georgia Ave – Petworth (Green Line)- follow marks to start!

Hares: Melabonin, Basement Boy Toy, Red Dong, Little Zombie Munch Punch, Just Kevin and Just Ez, Just Surak, and maybe a mystery hare!  

How Far: Runner’s trail is 4.7 miles total. Walker’s is roughly half that.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to .. um.. i dunno, at least M. There is shiggy. Maybe a 3.5 on 5pt scale. First half is stroller friendly, not so much second half. If your doggie likes shiggy, consider it dog friendly.
It should be a nice night. Pack warmly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Columbia Heights:

Green Line:
Branch Ave 11:21
Greenbelt 11:55

On After: Don Juan
Specials: It’s Valentine’s Day!

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Greetings from your WIE committee. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is one of utmost secrecy. We are in search of an elite squadron of intergalactic soldiers and spies to collect intel on species #6.9H (colloquially deemed “humans”). By attending this training session, you are expressing interest in mission assignment. Report on Sol 38 at hour 1915 to your temporary captains. Further instructions will be provided during pre-trail debriefing. Upon successful completion of this training exercise, you are encouraged to visit the assignment portal to detail your nourishment and bunk preferences for this mission.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday February 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Shaw/Howard U Station, circle up in front of Right Proper (624 T St NW, Washington, DC 20001)

Hares: Atari 6900, Schrödinger’s Cock, General Tso’s Dicken, Colliteral Damage, Dude That Guy

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, and will be a dog- & stroller-friendly pavement pounder. Pack smartly and bring a cranium lamp & mug!  Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Shaw / Howard:
Branch Ave 11:25 PM
Greenbelt 11:51 PM
Huntington 11:16 PM

On After: Satellite Room

Specials: Maybe. Are you special? Hmm… convince us.
On – On!

Remember that bouncing ball you use to watch and learn to sing Disney songs to? No? Before your time – try Zenon…

Well, join your new Songmeister and his hash choir for this Sing-Along Trail! He promises to have new-ish songs for you to learn so be ready to grab your scrotum to hit those high notes!

Afterward, you get to take all that choir practice on the trail and put it to good use at karaoke!!!!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 24th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Pentagon Row Outdoor Ice Skating, 1201 S Joyce St, Arlington, VA 22202 (head to Champs)

Hares: Atari 6900, Rosetta Bone, R.O.B. Trickled Down Sexonomics, & Goldman Ballsach  

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, and will be a dog- & stroller-friendly pavement pounder. Pack smartly and bring a cranium lamp & mug!  Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.7 miles long (about 2.1 miles  first half and 2.6 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Pentagon City:

Fort Totten 11:10 PM

Franconia-Springfield 11:53 PM

Huntington 11:29 PM

Largo Town Center 11:19 PM

On After: Freddies

Specials: This Hash Hymnal is Special


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When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 17th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Columbia Heights Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: Special Head Kid, Heaven’s Gape, Mourning Wood, Quid Pro Blow, Rail Mary, Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Please Step Away from the Whores, and L’chymen

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Runners’ and Walkers’ trail are dog friendly; walkers’ trail is stroller-friendly. Pack smartly, dress warmly, and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.4 miles long (about 2.12 miles first half and 2.32 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Columbia Heights / Adams Morgan (Red Line, but it is closer to our end):
www.wmata.com

On After: Town Tavern 2323 18th Street NW. Specials: You get a special, and you get a special – everyone gets a special!

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Your 2018 Mismanagement is out of here.  Kick off the 1100th run weekend with them as they ride off into the boozy haze.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 10th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Eastern Market Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: Head Injury, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, Cheech&Dong, Colliteral Damage, Deetz Nuts, Please Step Away from the Whores, Too Easy, and Wait Wait, Don’t Fuck Me.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Runners’ and Walkers’ trail are dog friendly; walkers’ trail is stroller-friendly. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.4 miles long (about 2.4 miles first half and 2.0 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Potomac Avenue Metro:
www.wmata.com

On After: 

Trusty’s
1420 Pennsylvania Ave. SE
Specials: You are special