As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.

For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. Information on vaccines in DC can be found here.

***********

49 years ago this Thursday, five burglars were arrested for breaking into the Democratic National Headquarters at the Watergate, sparking investigations by the Washington Post and Congress that would culminate in the resignation of President Richard Nixon. It also inspired one of the most iconic films of the 20th century:

Anyway, this trail goes through the Watergate complex, into Georgetown (a neighborhood that Nixon hated) and by the garage where Woodward and Bernstein met “Deep Throat”. Hippie clothes are welcome, but leave the recording to the Hash Flash!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 50 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle. Trail is A to B.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 17, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Foggy Bottom-GWU

D’erections: exit onto 23rd Street NW, and follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 24^th and New Hampshire Ave NW

Hares: Special Red, Bow Chicka Bow Bow, Papal Smear, Ginger Snatch, and Mystery Hare?

Trail Details:
Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 1.8 second half
– Shiggy level: what is a shiggy? (1), dog-friendly
Walkers: 1.5 mi. first half / 1 second half
– Shiggy level: what is a shiggy? (1), dog-friendly

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. No PI; dog-friendly; the Watergate Complex can be hard to orient – just ask the burglars – so I’ll mark it heavily with chalk. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Last Transportation from Rosslyn:

– Blue Franconia-Springfield 11:17 PM
– Blue Line Largo Town Center 10:55 PM
– Silver Line Largo Town Center 10:49 PM
– Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 11:11 PM
– Orange Line New Carrollton 10:51 PM
– Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:15 PM

Give Back to the Hash!

• ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] for details

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!

• HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected]. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

1. DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.

For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. Information on vaccines in DC can be found here.

***********

Circle circle dot dot, now you have a cootie shot.
X X, Square square, now you have it everywhere…

Let’s set some personal best records (PBRs!) and revel in the outdoors together. 

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 50 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 3, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Potomac Ave Metro Station

D’erections:  Exit the Potomac Ave metro stop and look for chalk marks or a strange crowd of rainbow and shiggy sock wearing weirdos.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Pennsylvania Ave SE and Potomac Ave SE

Hares: Lorena Hobbit, Special Red and Roll Over, B

Trail Details:
Runners: 1.79 mi first half / 1.43 second half
      Shiggy level 2.69, dog friendly
Walkers: 1.01 mi. first half / 0.99 second half
      Shiggy level 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap:  Lamps or flashlights are not a terrible idea. Trail is A to A’. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Bring your vessel. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Last Transportation:
– Largo Town Center (Silver)         11:19 PM                  
– New Carrollton (Orange)             11:20 PM
– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange)    10:51 PM
– Wiehle-Reston East (Silver)        10:49 PM
– Buses                                           11:28 PM +/-

Give Back to the Hash!

• ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] for details

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!

• HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected]. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

1. DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information. 
5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.

For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide and stay tuned for updates. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

***********

Are you sick of the monotony of pounding (hehe) pavement downtown? 

Want to feel like you’re trailblazing through the Blue Mountains?

Well you’re in luck because this week Schrödinger’s Cock and gang are going to take you through some of the best shiggy AdMo and Kalorama have to offer! Strap on those new (*snicker*) trail running shoes and rego today.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 20, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan

D’erections: Follow the marks from start south to the corner of Connecticut Ave NW & Calvert St NW

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Calvert and Connecticut NW

Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock, Maybe It’s Gaybelline, Stain Gretzky

Trail Details:
Runners: 2 mi first half / 1.6 second half
– Shiggy level 4.69; Tough Dogs only
Walkers: 1 mi. first half / 1 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69; Stairs Level 3.69 (damn you’re fine)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Last Trains:

– Glenmont 10:56 PM

– Shady Grove 11:14 PM

Give Back to the Hash!

• ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] for details
• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
• HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected]. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).

COVID Rules for Brews!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

• Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
• You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
• Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to rego!)
• Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
• You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

1. DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. For this reason, we are continuing mask and vessel requirements on trail. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide and stay tuned for updates. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

***********
April showers bring May . . . babies? What kind of showers are we talking about exactly?? Regardless of what they grew out of, let’s celebrate the special flowers that were born this month.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 5, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Brookland-CUA Metro, Exit towards the bus side

D’erections: Exit towards the bus side and follow marks.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10^th and Monroe

Hares: PSA and Haystack

Trail Details:
Runners: 2 mi. first half / 1.5 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly
Walkers: .5 mi. first half / .5 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog + Stroller Friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

• EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] by May 2 for more information!
• Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
• We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!

EWH3 Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

• Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
• You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
• Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to rego!)
• Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
• You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

1. DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information. 
5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As DC enters phase 1c of vaccination, we can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. However, it is more important now than ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

***********

You just saw some cherry blossoms and now you’re ready for some dirty hot summer! Get ready to pretend it’s sweat season with this epic DC island trail. We haven’t planned to make all your fantasies (good or “bad”) come true if you are guests on this trail… but the hash has a way of granting fantasies, does it not?

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 22, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Stadium Armory (Orange, Blue, Silver), Exit 19th St. and Independence Ave., walk east on Independence, continue on walking trail to parking lot, cross parking lot to the northeast corner of Lot 8.

D’erections: East on Independence, continue on walking trail to parking lot, cross parking lot to the northeast corner of Lot 7.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 19th St. SE and E. Capitol St. SE or 19th St. SE and C St. SE

Hares: Around the World in 80 Lays; Bondage, James Bondage; and Honey Bunches of Cunt

Trail Details:

Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.9 second half
      Shiggy level 1.69 – Dog Friendly
Walkers: 1.3 mi. first half / 0.8 second half
      Dog Friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

• EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] by May 2 for more information!

• Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!

• We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!
  

EWH3 Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

• Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
• You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
• Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to rego!)
• Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
• You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information. 
5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!