EWH3 #1315: The Also Oktobierfest Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 29 – Shaw/ Howard Metro] (Green/Yellow Line)

 


As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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Cinch up your Dirndls and Lederhosen it’s Oktobierfest (be careful what you agree at an On-After to hare) in Shaw!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 29, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Shaw/Howard Metro, Follow Marks to Start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & R St St NW

Hares: Special Red, General’s Farm Animal, Lorena Hobbit, Just Kayla and possibly other Griswolds…

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2.5 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1 mi first half / 1.5 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69 

Pavement – ok for strollers, dogs, and GFA


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Shaw/Howard

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave (Green): 11:49pm

Greenbelt (Green): 12:19am

On After*: Dacha Beer Garden. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: The Hare is Special😬

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • D.C. Red Dress: October 8th, rego here.
  • EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1314: The 3rd Anal International Talk Like a Pirate Day Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 22 – Potomac Ave (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)



As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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YAAAARGH! Ahoy and avast, ya filthy landlubbers! 

This trail for the third time be celebratin’ International Talk Like a Pirate Day, the highest of holy days for the saltiest of sea dogs! So brush up on your pirate vocab, swab the poop decks, and raise the black flag, because it’s time for another pirate treasure hunting quest!

Tragedy has yet again befallen our beloved Captain Turd Kind—he’s lost his ship, his treasure, his flag, his rum, even his captain’s coat! But fret not me lads! With you on the crew, we can return to the golden age of piracy! Help Captain Turd Kind in all his pirating needs and you will be rewarded with a spot on his new crew (and with beer)!

BUT BEWARE! Danger awaits you! Not only is Davy Jones’ locker as perilous as ever, the Royal Navy has been alerted to our presence! Navigate these treacherous waters trails correctly and we will all enjoy grog and shanties together on the high seas!

RUM! BEER! QUESTS! SHANTIES! TREASURE! BOOTY! What else do you need in this life?!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 22nd, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Potomac Avenue Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac and Pennsylvania Ave SE

Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Princess Jizzman, and Roll Over Bitch!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.9 first half / 0.9 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.4 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Ave

Last Trains Out:

– Downtown Largo (Blue): 12:18 am

– Downtown Largo (Silver): 11:58 pm

– New Carrollton (Blue): 12:03 am

– New Carrollton (Orange): 12:20 am

– National Airport (Blue): 11:46 pm

– Wiehle-Reston East (Silver): 11:44 pm

– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange): 11:52 pm

On After*: Trusty’s! If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: More beer!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events and Announcements!

  • D.C. Red Dress: October 8th, rego here.
  • EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1313: The Fourth Anal Tour du Feline Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 15th – Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)



As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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From the Cat PeopleTM who brought you Everyday is Wednesday’s Favorite Trail of 2018, 2019, and 2021, we bring you the fourth episode in the Tour du Feline Series: BIG CATS! There will be toys, catnip, and some surprises for a lucky few (it may be a dead mouse in your bed).

CAT FACT #1063: There are 30 different subspecies of cougar – among them, GTD’s mom.

CAT FACT #1146: Much like hashers, jaguars like to swim in streams. Unlike hashers, jaguars don’t typically do so while drinking beer.

CAT FACT #1256: Cheetahs don’t see very well at night, but during the day can spot prey up to three miles away. This is a not-so-subtle reminder to bring your h*adlamp as the days grow shorter.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 15, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Eastern Market Metro (start)/Potomac & Penn Ave SE (end)

Hares: General Tso’s Kitten, Maine Coon-apple Juice, GeriatricMeowing, Purrliteral Clawage, Son, What the Fuzz?!, Ready Player Nine Lives

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2.5 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.0 mi. first half / 1.3 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.3 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

P.S. Runners – at end, check your Strava/whichever mapping device you use!

End Metro: Potomac Ave Metro

Last Trains Out:

-Reagan National Airport: 11:46pm

-Vienna/FFX: 11:52pm

-Wiehle-Reston East: 11:44pm

-Largo: 12:18am

-New Carrollton: 12:20am

-Largo: 11:58pm

On After*: Trusty’s (1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE). If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: MEOW! 

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

  • September 17th: EWH3 Hare and Brew Crew Party. Do you want free beer and food while getting some experience honing your hare and brew crew skills? Be there, 2pm – Crispus Attucks park!
  • D.C. Beer Mile: September 16th
  • D.C. Red Dress: October 8th
  • EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1312: The 12th Anal Jorts Association of Arlington Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 8th – Crystal City Metro (Blue/Yellow Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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It’s that time of year again, as the Jorts Association of Arlington celebrates another year of converting old jeans into the sexiest of garments. Get ready to strut off your cut-off!  Come on out in your favorite pair of jeans-cut-into-shorts, or jorts, and enjoy a totally-not-recycled Jorts trail through Arlington that ends exactly where you think it does…or does it? Good news: this Virginia trail is still Metro-accessible because the Yellow Line doesn’t shut down until this weekend.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 8, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Crystal City (Blue/Yellow), follow marks to the start 

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 18th & S Bell, like right at the Metro

Hares: Roll Over, Bitch!, Sexually Anxious Disease, Lickthyologist, and a Mystery Hare!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69 


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’-ish (0.7 miles).  Wear jorts. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. WEAR JORTS!
End Metro: Crystal City

Last Trains Out:

Greenbelt  (Yellow)                 11:37 PM

Franconia-Springfield (Blue)  12:24 AM

Huntington (Yellow)                12:08 AM

Largo Town Center (Blue)       11:46 PM

On After*: Freddies. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: Karaoke, hopefully.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events and Announcements!

  • Save the Date September 17th: EWH3 Hare and Brew Crew Party. Do you want free beer and food while getting some experience honing your hare and brew crew skills? Then save the date, more details to come VERY SOON!
  • D.C. Beer Mile: September 16th
  • D.C. Red Dress: October 8th
  • EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!
Apple Bottomed Torts in Jorts

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1311: The ProfessWHORES & STUDents Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 1 – Tenleytown/AU (Red Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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Who wants to be the teacher’s pet?

It’s back-to-school time, with your hares! Break out those study guides, cheat sheets, and #2 pencils, because this trail is covering all sorts of topics: geography, history, chemistry,… anatomy… We’ll be reading, ‘riting, and running all around Tenleytown area, so bone up on the basics and pray for generous curves and sex-tra credit! Sign up for all the extracurriculars – and extra shots – but don’t fail out, when you could graduate with (on-hers) honors! By the way… is that your GPA or your breathalyzer results? 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 1, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Tenleytown / AU – up the escalator and up the second escalator stairs. Or elevator.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Wisconsin Ave, just south of Albemarle St

Hares: Pinocchi-Ho; Chicks Ahoy!; Burlington Ho Factory; Son, WTF?; Stain Gretzky; and You Sucked My Battledick!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.69 mi. first half (nice) / 2.2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.3ish first half / 1.1ish mi. second half

– Shiggy: High heels are strictly against dress code. But bug spray is smart accessorizing.

Headlamps required for runners! Might not be a bad idea for walkers…


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (easy 0.4mi). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Tenleytown / AU

Last Trains Out:

– Glenmont    11:50 PM

– Shady Grove    12:20 AM

On After*: Guapo’s! If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: Depends on how you did in your Spanish 101 course…

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

  • Save the Date September 17th: EWH3 Hare and Brew Crew Party. Do you want free beer and food while getting some experience honing your hare and brew crew skills? Then save the date, more details to come!
  • D.C. Beer Mile: September 16th
  • D.C. Red Dress: October 8th
  • EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

EWH3 #1310: The Jurassic Fart Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 25, 2022- L’Enfant Plaza Metro (Green/ Orange/ Blue/ Silver Lines)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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[cue iconic John Williams score]

Join your living fossils hares on an exciting journey to prehistoric times, when hash trails went places you haven’t seen or gotten drunk in a dozen times already. Beware flying pteroDICKtyls, fierce velociFAPtors, gargantuan brontoSORE-ASSes, and the mighty TIT-T-Rex! How did we fit in such an epic trail, right in the heart of the Metro system? Come find out this Thursday!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 25, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: L’Enfant Plaza – Hancock Park (7th & Maryland exit); unfortunately, the 7th & Maryland exit is undergoing escalator replacement, so you’ll have to find your way there aboveground from one of the other exits.  

Nearest Capital Bike Share: L’Enfant Plaza / 7th & C St SW

Hares: Pinocchi-Ho, Wookin Pa Nub, Agent Orgy, Sorest Rump, and maybe a sexy Jeff Goldblum*!

Trail Details:
– Runners: < 5 miles

– Walkers: < 3 miles

– Shiggy: Grass, asphalt, mulch, concrete, maybe a little mud, shopping mall, and possibly modern-dino (bird) excrement – watch your step!

– Cat costumes are also welcum! – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W85oD8FEF78

-Bug spray would be a good idea.

– * sexy Jeff Goldblum not included


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.4 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. Yellow Line: No train svc btwn Pentagon & Greenbelt (i.e. this station) due to prep work for rehab project. No shuttles. Use BL/GR Line as alternate.

End Metro: L’Enfant Plaza Metro (Green/Orange/Blue/Silver Lines)

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave 12:13 AM
Franconia-Springfield 11:53 PM
Greenbelt 12:13 AM
Huntington 11:59 PM
Largo Town Center 12:11 AM
Stadium-Armory 11:56 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:59 PM
Wiehle-Reston East 11:51 PM

On After*: Tiki TNT & Potomac Distilling Company. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: $9 beer night! Ok, the Miller Lites are *only* $6. Late-night owls need something open later? Continue on down to Kirwan’s (749 Wharf St SW) until 2am!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events and Announcements!

  • Save the Date September 17th: EWH3 Hare and Brew Crew Party. Do you want free beer and food while getting some experience honing your hare and brew crew skills? Then save the date, more details to come!
  • D.C. Beer Mile: September 16th
  • D.C. Red Dress: October 8th
  • EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1309: The 12th Anal Anything But Clothes Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 18, 2022 – Mt. Vernon Sq/7th St/Convention Center (Yellow/Green)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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♫Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock♫

♫What the hell was in that shot?♫ 

♫Chocolate Milk and Everclear♫

♫Should have stuck to drinking beer♫

♫But I think I spoke too soon♫

♫Cause now we’ve got some juice from Poon♫

♫Now I have to Twinkle Puke♫

♫Fuck your.. You know what? Fuck you both honestly

Join us for an EWH3 tradition now in its TWELFTH year, the Anything But Clothes Hash! You know the drill by now – show up wearing anything EXCEPT clothing. We can’t wait to see you in your crafty outfits, whether that’s the condom dress you’ve been working on for six months or a hastily thrown together pillow case diaper.

Trash bags, cardboard boxes, strategically placed stuffed animals, or just lots of duct tape? It’s all good! Your reward? SIX shot checks, including an old-time favorite – Twinkle Juice! Yea, just take Friday off now. 

(Six shots means lots of down-down cups and LOTS of trash. Help us cut down on waste by bringing your mug or reusable shot glass on trail!)

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 18, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Mt. Vernon Square/7th Street/Convention Center 

Nearest Capital Bike Share: At the station

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Son What the Fuck?!, Schrodinger’s Cock, Vagina is for Lawyers, General Tso’s Dicken, and a mystery hare…

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.4 first half / 1.45 mi. second half

– Shiggy: Do shots count as shiggy? 


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.4 miles to the metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, a reusable shot glass, and a change of clothes for the bar. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Mt. Vernon Square/7th Street/Convention Center

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave 11:51

Greenbelt 11:51

Greenbelt 12:18

Huntington 11:54

On After*: Electric Cool-Aid 

Note: The closest metro to on-after is Shaw/Howard University

If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. This venue is outdoors only and may require a change of clothes. 

Specials: $3 off all frozen drinks starting at 9:30

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

  • Save the Date September 17th: EWH3 Hare and Brew Crew Party. Do you want free beer and food while getting some experience honing your hare and brew crew skills? Then save the date, more details to come!
  • D.C. Beer Mile: September 16th
  • D.C. Red Dress: October 8th
  • EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1308: The Glitter Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 11, 2022 – Crystal City (Blue/Yellow Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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Come one, come all to the glitteriest of trails in the glitteriest of cities, Crystal Shitty. Though glitter may be the herpes of the arts and crafts world, it sparks joy for many D.C. hashers. Still, others may feel the need to protect themselves from this glitterific trail with a 6 foot pole or even a hazmat suit. Which will you be – part of the glitterati or the glitter-not-i? You may choose to come in your best glitter outfits with your glitter game face (biodegradable glitter encouraged), come with your best glitter protection, or just come as you are because we know it’s hot and humid enough right now to bring out the natural shine in all of us.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 11, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Crystal City (the shiniest city) Metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Eads St & 15th St S -or- Crystal Dr & 20th St S 

Hares: Clam Bam Thank You Ma’am, GFA, Naughtya Cumandeatme, USPS, Whoriana Trench, and a possibly mystery hare…

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.9 mi. first half / 2.5 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.4 first half / 1.5 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.6 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Crystal City

Last Trains Out:

– Franconia-Springfield (Blue): 12:33am

– Largo Town Center (Blue): 11:46pm

– Greenbelt (Yellow): 11:37pm

– Huntingdon (Yellow): 12:08am

On After*: Freddies! If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. There are indoor and outdoor options.

Specials: Freddies is always special.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events and Announcements!

  • Save the Date September 17th: EWH3 Hare and Brew Crew Party. Do you want free beer and food while getting some experience honing your hare and brew crew skills? Then save the date, more details to come!
  • D.C. Beer Mile: September 16th
  • D.C. Red Dress: October 8th
  • EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1307: The 6th Anal Face/Off Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 4, 2022 – Dupont Circle (Red Line)



As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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Another year older, none the wiser. Cum join Schrödinger’s Cock as he attempts to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Dress as your hares for a special shot-based opportunity. Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure..), it’s time for a face… off!

Need some inspiration? Check out some previous guests of honor…

Stain Gretzky

Tony Panda!

Texas Hold Him!

General Tso’s Dicken…?!

and of course…

Schrödinger’s Cock!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 4, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Dupont Circle 

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 20th & O St NW / Dupont South

Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock, Poon-apple Juice, No Strings Attached, Stain Gretzky and a mystery hare!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 1.1 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 first half / 0.63 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Farragut North

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont – 12:02 am

Shady Grove – 12:08 am

On After*: Recessions! If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: The hares think you’re special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • Save the dates: DC Beer Mile: September 16th & D.C. Red Dress Run: October 8th
  • EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

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EWH3 #1306: The Greek Week Interest Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, July 28, 2022 – Gallery Place/ Chinatown Metro (Red Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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Join us this Thursday for the Greek Week interest prelube trail! Are you interested in joining a secret society that has Greek campouts in the woods, mostly three letter acronyms to describe itself, enjoys a good drink or few, some paddling, and singing a few songs here or there but is DEFINITELY NOT A CULT? Come express your interest in house εωη3 this Thursday with a trail in central D.C. Come in your most impressive athletic attire or walking clothes, but no need for letters, this is just a greek interest hour after all you sub pledges!

Also, think you can lay a better trail and come up with better themes than your Hare Razor? You probably can, please contact me to reserve your upcoming trail dates, we are in need of hares or else you are stuck with my crappy pledge mom jokes.  

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 28, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Gallery Place/ Chinatown Metro, meet on steps of Portrait Gallery: ~600 7th St NW 

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & F St NW

Hares: Lickthyologist, Head Injury, General Tsos Dicken, Possible Mystery Hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 4.2 mi. 

– Walkers: 2.1 mi.

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (.6 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. Let’s get those livers conditioned for WH4 campout!

End Metro/Last Trains Out:

Union 

Glenmont (Red):       12:12 AM

Shady Grove (Red):  11:58 PM

Archives/Navy Memorial

Branch Ave (Green) 11:54 PM

Greenbelt (Green) 12:15 AM

Greenbelt (Yellow) 11:48 PM

Huntington (Yellow) 11:57 PM

On After*: Hamilton’s! If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

There are indoor and outdoor options.

Specials: You are a special greek interested snowflake.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

  • EWH3 is in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 
The proper way to pose for hash flash this week

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