As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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On June 30, 1938.

In Action Comics Issue #1 a new universe was published. A planet destroyed by forces beyond its inhabitants control. A super human child arrives at Earth and becomes Superman, The Man of Steel.

Similarly, because of inhuman debauchery and insanity White House kennel grew and expanded. Finally, some of its spawn became faster, younger, and weeknight friendly.

Yes, Everyday Is Wednesday became the kennel of The Dark and Steamy Thursday Nights.

And this Thursday, your mother kennel is invading your night.  Hares Dwarfus Interruptus and Jeremiah Was a Cum Frog (Dah dah dah) hare a trail that doesn’t require superhuman strength.  But you must come expecting a superhuman good time.

If you don’t have a superman cape, come as any super hero or caped crusader you wish. Or, even recycle that Superhero Costume you created for the EWH3 AGM a few years back.

 It’s a dwarfus trail, there may be treasures to find and redeem on trail.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 30, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Rosslyn (Orange, Blue, Silver), follow marks from metro to the start in Gateway Park Rosslyn

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Lynn Street & 19th Street North

Hares: Dwarfus interruptus and Jeremiah Was a Cum Frog (Dah Dah Dah), plus a possible mystery hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.7  mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.2 F irst half / 1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69

Dog Friendly, Stroller Friendly (But may need help with stairs and roots)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 

Is that our founding father?

End Metro: Rosslyn

Last Trains Out:

BLUE (To Franconia/Springfield):  12:24

BLUE(To Largo): 11:55

SILVER (To Largo): 11:37

SILVER (To Reston): 12:05

ORANGE: (To Vienna): 12:15

ORANGE: (To New Carrollton): 11:42

On After*: Continental. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials:Superman is special!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

EWH3’s 1300th Trail 

& CABIN Crawl 

is July 16!

Regos open now!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price.

https://forms.gle/v2U767NNiG64WYwJ8

Give Back to the Hash!  

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

• HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

• ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]. 

• STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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We want you to enlist yourself in trail this week and join us for a celebration of Flag Day and the 247th Army birthday! The pack will go on an Army invasion of northern Old Town Alexandria – the Port City and formerly a Torpedo Factory town. Army gear and U S Flag representations are encouraged! Pride Flag, too, if desired. Even Virginia! Or DC, since we will be within the “original” boundaries.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 16, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Braddock Road Metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Braddock Road Metro North

Hares: General’s Farm Animal, Bumspringa, Wee Willie Wanker, and Just Sheri (all current or retired Army personnel) and a possible mystery hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.4 mi. first half (Turkey option on T/E split is shorter) / 3.1 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.5 mi first half / 1.5 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69 

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

Prelube:  Lost Dog for those who are content with beer, wine, glutard options; Dos Amigos for those who prefer tequila before deployment; and/or  Lena’s for those who don’t want to leave “camp.”

End Metro: Braddock Road Metro (Blue/Yellow)

Last Trains Out:

Franconia-Springfield (Blue)  12:39 AM

Greenbelt (Yellow)                  11:31 PM

Huntington (Yellow)                12:14 AM

Largo Town Center (Blue)       11:40 PM

On After*: Mason Social. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. There are indoor and outdoor options.

Specials: The Army is special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

EWH3’s 1300th Trail 

& CABIN Crawl 

is July 16!

Regos open now!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

• HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

• ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]. 

• STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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 Have you ever wondered what happens when a collection of people with questionable soul content get together to lay a trail? Have you been questioning when this unseasonably cold spring is going to end? Have you ever asked if the curtain matches the carpet? Well then have we got the trail for you! 

Break out the 90 spf and sun hats, because all your favorite gingers have joined together to kick off the impending heat wave. Show your support for your melanin challenged friends by dressing up as your favorite ginger or just bringing extra sunscreen because somehow we still never have enough. 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 2nd, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro 

Nearest Capital Bike Share: New Hampshire Ave & 24th St NW

Hares: Bipolar Bear, Ginja Ninja, Turkey Twat, Defense Breasts, Leaning Tower of Please Ya

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.3 first half /1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 

End Metro: Foggy Bottom

Last Trains Out:

Blue Line Franconia-Springfield 12:04 AM

Silver Line Largo Town Center 11:40 PM

Blue Line Largo Town Center 11:58 PM

Orange Line New Carrollton 11:45 PM

Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 12:12 AM

Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 12:02 AM

On After*: Tonic. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.

Specials: You’re Special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

• 2022 Tour du Hash (TDH) is June 3 -12!  
• EWH3’s 1300th Run & Pub Crawl coming on July 16th, save the date! More details coming soon.

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

• HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

• ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]. 

• STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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Do you love running? 

Do you love drinking?

Wait, we meant beer not necessarily vodka… but in any event, come run a Schitty Trail on Thursday!  

Be you a Moira,

An Alexis

A David

Or your own special schitty someone, come on out to Gallery Place and get ready to run the Schittiest Trail of the year!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 19, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Gallery Place, exit towards Portrait Gallery

Nearest Capital Bike Share: F & 7th NW

Hares: Colliteral Damage, Son What the F*ck, General Tso’s Dickens, Stain Gretzky

Trail Details:
– Runners: ~2mi. first half / ~2 mi. second half

– Walkers: ~1 first half / ~1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69 (city shiggy) 

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 

End Metro: Gallery Place (Green/Yellow)

Last Trains Out:

Green Line Branch Ave – 11:52 PM

Red Line Glenmont – 12:08 AM

Green Line Greenbelt – 12:20 AM

Yellow Line Greenbelt – 11:50 PM

Yellow Line Huntington – 11:55 PM

Red Line Shady Grove – 12:02 AM

On After*: 618 Cocktail & Whiskey Bar  https://www.bar618.com/  If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: Waiting on discounts, but we have the roof!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

• 2022 Tour du Hash (TDH) is June 3 -12!  
• EWH3’s 1300th Run & Pub Crawl coming soon, stay tuned for more details!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

• HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

• ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]. 

• STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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A long time ago, in a country…. Well, not so far away, a ragtag band of fighters, outnumbered and outgunned, defeated a far superior force from the Empire *ahem* of um.. Napoleon III, on Cinco de Mayo! 

Which is the day right after… May the 4th (be with you!)  Coincidence?  Not anymore!

Unclear to this hasher why Cinco de Mayo and May the 4th haven’t previously been combined into some hot salsariffic Jedi Sith action before, but we can remedy this obvious lacking in the galaxy.

It’s not JUST about Diego Luna.

Anyway, come to a galaxy far away called Benning Road, and join other degenerates tramping through the wilds east of the river in search of the Jedi Juice and Sith Suds we on Earth call beer.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 5, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Benning Road Metro (Blue and Silver Line)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Benning Rd & East Capitol St NE / Benning Rd Metro

Hares: Special Head Kid, Special Red, What’s a Boner, Cocktease Falcon, Lickthyologist, maybe a mystery hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.69 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.5 first half / 1.3 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 3.69 (poison ivy and other ITCHY NATURE POSSIBLE, wear your SHIGGY SOCKS). There will be a Turkey / Eagle split; Eagles will get WET)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, A CRANIUM LAMP, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Ave (Blue, Silver, and Orange lines)

Last Trains Out:

Franconia-Springfield                       11:45 PM

Silver Line Largo Town Center 11:59 PM

Blue Line Largo Town Center           12:19 AM

Orange Line New Carrollton           12:04 AM

Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:51 PM

Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 11:43 PM

On After*: Trustees!  If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: See if you can use your Force abilities to get free beer

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

• 2022 Tour du Hash (TDH) is June 3 -12!  TDH 2022 shirts are available for pre-order at https://www.customink.com/g/pcq0-00ck-d4kn!  Pre-order closes May 11.  Pre-order shirts will be delivered at TDH 2022 trails. There will be a limited amount of shirts for sale at TDH trails at a slightly higher price than the pre-order.  Order today!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

• HARES! The hash requires hares. Want summer trails? Lots of empty spots on the calendar. Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

• ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]. 

• STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!