EWH3 #1174 – The Flower Power Trail (Virtual Trail)

When: Any time on Thursday, March 26

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Flower Power – Grab your allergy meds and your hand sanitizer for the first trail of spring! Whether you take a stroll by that one cherry blossom tree down the street, don your most fabulous floral atheleisure, or just spray some hibiscus scented Lysol around the living room, join us! 

At any time on Thursday, March 26, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you and/or you frequent contact without increasing exposure risk). 

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Your house!

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EWH3 #1173 – The Work-From-Home Trail

Greetings, wankers!
As you know, many years ago, the Hash House Harriers were founded with the following goals:

  • To promote physical fitness among our members
  • To get rid of weekend hangovers
  • To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
  • To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

In an effort to continue quest to honor these objectives, we encourage you to join us at Everyday is Wednesday as we explore a new trail format: BYOHare!

EWH3 #1173 – The Work-From-Home Trail 

When: Any time on Thursday, March 19

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Home-Office Casual

At any time on Thursday, March 19, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you and/or you frequent contact without increasing exposure risk). 

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Your house!

If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to [email protected]. We hope you can join us (from a safe distance)!

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Suspension of EWH3 Trails

Due to the COVID-19 pandemic and elevated risk of transmission, and in accordance with the order of the Mayor of DC [link: https://mayor.dc.gov/sites/default/files/dc/sites/mayormb/publication/attachments/MO-Prohibition-on-Mass-Gatherings-During-Public-Health-Emergency.pdf], EWH3 has suspended weekly trails until further notice. Our priority is the safety of our members, and EWH3 Mismanagement will reassess whether the conditions permit us to responsibly and safely run a trail upon the lifting of the Mayor’s order. We can’t wait to get back to hashing, so please check this page for further updates as the situation warrants.

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EWH3 #1172: The Flannel Fantasy trail- 6:45 PM Thursday, March 12th – Rhode Island Avenue (Red Line)

Everybody loves flannel.  It’s cozy, it’s fashionable, and it’s never out of season.  Whether your flannel style is this…

this…

or this…

… there is a flannel look for everyone.  Bust out your pjs, button ups, kilts, and show us your buffalo.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, March 12th. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Rhode Island Avenue metro – exit to the left (do not cross the bridge)- follow marks to start!

Hares: Stain Gretzky, Atari 6900, Dial F, Chicks Ahoy!, Cheech & Dong, and L’Chymen

Trail Length:  Runners total trail: 1st half 2.4mi / 2nd half 2.0mi

Walker’s total trail: 1st half 1.1mi / 2nd half 0.9mi

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. No chance of PI, should be dog friendly and they are allowed on the patio at on-after.  Pack smartly and definitely bring a cranium lamp. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of NoMa Gallaudet: RED:  Glenmont 11:34pm / Shady Grove 11:26 pm

On-After: Red Bear Brewing Co. (209 M St NE)

Specials: Red Bear is staying open an extra hour just for us and we’ll have reserved tables.  Tip your bartenders!

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EWH3 #1171: The 4th Anal Glory Days trail- 6:45 PM Thursday, March 5th – Union Station (Red Line)

It’s time to flashback to those days of yore. Bust out those letter jackets, JNCOs, wrestling uniforms, or other memorabilia. You know you want to wear it outside the house.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, March 5th. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Union Station – follow marks to start!

Hares: GeriatricMandering, Coliteral Damage, Tacos on a Bridge, Moose Knuckles, Honey Bunches of Cunt, & Atari 6900!

Trail Length:  Runners total trail: 1st half 2.1mi / 2nd half 2.1mi

Walker’s total trail: 1st half 1.0mi / 2nd half 1.0mi

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z and a pavement pounder. If you find bushes and other PI you’ve gone too far back in time. Stroller & dog friendly. Pack smartly and bring a cranium lamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Eastern Market:

ORANGE: New Carrollton 11:34pm / Vienna Fairfax-GMU  11:23 pm

BLUE: Largo 11:47pm / Franconia Springfield 11:17pm

SILVER: Largo 11:32pm / Wiehle-Reston 11:10pm

On-After: Finn McCool’s, 713 8th St SE

Specials: Stay tuned! There’s something called ‘Kicked the Keg’ as well.

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EWH3 #1170: The Thanks, RuPaul! trail-6:45 PM Thursday, February 27th – Georgetown / Rosslyn Station (Blue/Silver/Orange)

In the early dark days of 2018, Everyday is Wednesday face its fiercest competition for attendance: Season 10 of RuPaul’s Drag Race, airing on Thursdays! What to do – chase hares through the cold…

Or STRUT?!

Well, RuPaul has heard our supplication and moved Drag Race to Fridays! It’s a long time until official Pride in June, so come out and celebrate Season 12’s debut on Friday by sissying that walk on our own runway through Georgetown to show your own Draggy Pride in February. WERK!

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, Feb 27th. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Francis Scott Key Park, Georgetown – walk across Key Bridge from Rosslyn metro

Hares: Throbbin’ Hood, Mourning Wood, Jiggly Tits, Poon Tang Clan, and perhaps a mystery hare!

Trail Length:  Runners trail: 1st half 2.6mi / 2nd half 2.0mi ; Walker’s total trail: 1st half 1.3mi / 2nd half 1.0mi

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. If you find PI you done fucked up. Queens don’t run shiggy! Dog friendly. Walkers’ is platform heels friendly. Pack smartly and bring a cranium lamp & mug! Be smart & fabulous, have fun.

Last trains out of Rosslyn:

ORANGE: New Carrollton 11:14pm / Vienna Fairfax-GMU  11:45 pm

BLUE: Largo 11:25pm / Franconia Springfield 11:47pm

SILVER: Largo 11:12pm / Wiehle-Reston 11:30pm

On-After: Church Hall, 1070 Wisconsin Ave NW

Specials: $4 Narragansett pints, $5 Truly cocktails, $5 Sam Adams Seasonal 

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EWH3 #1169: The Emphasis is on the 69 – 6:45 PMThursday, February 20th – Deanwood (Orange Line)

Even been psychoanalyzed while on trail? Suffer from parapraxis during on-afters? Or just really interested in the human’s largest sex organ – the Human Brain? Then join Atari, LCMHC, and friends for a psychological journey through Freud’s theory of Hashers’ psychosexual development!

Oral Stage: 1st trail to 17th, the main focus is pleasure-seeking through the Hasher’s mouth. During this stage, the need for tasting and sucking becomes prominent in producing pleasure. 

Anal Stage: 18th trail to 69th, EWH3 Hashers seek pleasure by being overly anal-retentive and obsessively following DC politics and happy hour prices. 

Latency Stage: 70th trail through 100th, Hashers have no pleasure-seeking region of the body; instead, all sexual feelings are repressed because they got ghosted for the 4th time. 

Genital Stage: 100th trail till death, is the final stage of psychosexual development. Hashers who have overcome being ghosted with beer are now able to fully mature into well-balanced half minds.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday Feb 20th. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Deadwood Metro, Kiss & Ride Lot 

Hares: Atari 6900, Moaning Wood, Just Kirsten, Just Gautham, and perhaps a mystery hare!

Trail Length:  Runners total trail: 1st half 2.5mi / 2nd half 2.5 mi – Walker’s total trail: 1st half 0.8mi / 2nd half 1.38mi

Theme: Suggested themes include your favorite innuendo, Winnie the Pooh, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Alice in Wonderland, and something to really make you think. 

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Runners will get their feet wet. Pack smartly and bring a lamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of [On-In Metro]: New Carrollton 11:57 PM / Vienna/Fairfax-GMU   11:15 PM

On-After: DC Eagle

Specials: L.U.R.E. Specials

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EWH3 #1168: The 2nd Anal Tunnels of Love – 6:45 PM Thursday, February 13th – Pentagon City (Blue/Yellow Lines)


Who’s single? Who’s taken? Who’s just up for some Netflix & Chill? Who wants to tell their significant other to be on their toes because things are complicated? Well now we’ll know! Rock your availability color(s) in this special Valentine’s Day take on a stoplight trail!

Green – SIIIINNNNGGGGLLEEE!!

Yellow – I could be down, I may be casually dating, let’s chat about it

Red – I’m taken or not interested, but let’s be friends!

Wear the appropriate colors and potentially find your first Valentine of the decade! We all know the best relationships are obvs between hashers, so lurk into the love tunnels of Crystal City with your fav kennel!

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday February 13, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where:  Pentagon City (Mall exit) – follow marks to start!

Hares: Tik Tok It’s Dick o’Clock, #SquadHoles, Close Encounters of the Turk Kind, and friends!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, and an urban pavement pounder with many tunnels of love. Just Bodhi-friendly. Should be a chilly night given the fact that it’s winter. Pack smartly and bring a cranium lamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runner’s is approximately 4 miles (2.0 first half / 2.0 second half) and walkers is approximately 2.1 miles (0.9 first half / 1.2 second half).

Last trains out of Crystal City:
BLUE: Largo 11:17pm / Franconia Springfield 11:55pm

YELLOW: Greenbelt 11:05pm / Huntington 11:37pm

On After:

Freddie’s. You know damn well.

Specials: Drunk hare karaoke. See you there, love birds!

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EWH3 #1167: The Monopoly Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, February 6th – Dupont Circle (Red Line)

Are you a Boardwalk boss? A Marvin Garden maverick? Do you have what it takes to earn the monocle and own it all?

Will you go directly to jail or take a trip to Reading Road?

85 years ago the Parker Brothers changed family fun night forever by releasing Monopoly. Cum out Thursday to celebrate all the fun nights and bitter fights this game has brought to our lives.

Bring your thimbles, money bags, and Scotties. If you’re lucky, you might land on a community chest!

(Hopefully there will be no water works on trail)

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday February 6, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where:  DuPont Circle – follow marks to start at the statue!

Hares: Mr. Holland’s Anus, Just Kirsten, Son What the Fuck?!,  They Blow Up So Fast, Rail Mary, and the Cocktease Falcon

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z, Scottie and wheelbarrow friendly. Pack smartly and bring a cranium lamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runner’s is approximately 3.3 miles (1.7 / 1.6) and walkers is approximately half that.

Last trains out of McPherson Square:
BLUE: Large 11:32pm / Franconia Springfield 11:30

SILVER: Largo 11:19pm / Wiehle Reston 11:23pm

ORANGE: New Carrollton 11:18pm / Vienna Fairfax 11:40pm

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EWH3 #1166: 2nd Anal Groundhog (Birth)day Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 30rd – Woodley Park/Zoo/Adams Morgan (Red Line)

It’s that time of year when we grant the groundhog the power to predict the changing of our seasons. I, Mourning Wood, will lead us on a journey into the forest to find our Augur of Earrach.  We will need lights and shoes prepared for searching through the dirt.  And for those on a more civilized path, please remember that groundhogs prefer to be awoken by those in formal wear so top hats are encouraged to ensure we are not cursed with more winter.

So dawn your top hats, grab some fur on Gobbler’s Knob, and join the search for the Meteorologist Mamota monax.  Will we have an early spring?  Only a shadow can decide…

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday January 30, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Woodley Park/Zoo/Adams Morgan – Red Line

Hares: Mourning Wood, Deetz Nutz, Special Head Kid, and several Mystery Hares!

How Far: Runners’ trail is 4.75 miles (3.25/1.5). Walkers’ trail is 2.2 miles.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z. Trail is dog- and rodent-friendly. It’s still winter dress for temperatures around freezing. Layer up, bring your lamp, and bring your mug!  Runners will be split between pavement and woods, wear shoes that can get dirty (water possible).  Walkers will be safe from mud, dirt, and water.

Last trains out of Farragut West (Blue/Orange/Silver Line):

ORANGE: New Carrollton – 11:19pm / Vienna-Fairfax-GMU – 11:40pm

SILVER: Largo – 11:27pm / Wiehle-Reston East – 11:22pm

BLUE: Largo – 11:27pm / Franconia-Springfield – 11:29pm

Last trains out of Farragut North (Red Line): Glenmont – 11:19pm / Shady Grove – 11:25pm

On After:Recessions – 1823 L St NW


Specials:Karaoke is always special.

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