As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.

For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. Information on vaccines in DC can be found here.

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49 years ago this Thursday, five burglars were arrested for breaking into the Democratic National Headquarters at the Watergate, sparking investigations by the Washington Post and Congress that would culminate in the resignation of President Richard Nixon. It also inspired one of the most iconic films of the 20th century:

Anyway, this trail goes through the Watergate complex, into Georgetown (a neighborhood that Nixon hated) and by the garage where Woodward and Bernstein met “Deep Throat”. Hippie clothes are welcome, but leave the recording to the Hash Flash!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 50 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle. Trail is A to B.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 17, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Foggy Bottom-GWU

D’erections: exit onto 23rd Street NW, and follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 24th and New Hampshire Ave NW

Hares: Special Red, Bow Chicka Bow Bow, Papal Smear, Ginger Snatch, and Mystery Hare?

Trail Details:
Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 1.8 second half
– Shiggy level: what is a shiggy? (1), dog-friendly
Walkers: 1.5 mi. first half / 1 second half
– Shiggy level: what is a shiggy? (1), dog-friendly


Miscellaneous Crap:
Trail is A to B. No PI; dog-friendly; the Watergate Complex can be hard to orient – just ask the burglars – so I’ll mark it heavily with chalk. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Last Transportation from Rosslyn:

– Blue Franconia-Springfield 11:17 PM
– Blue Line Largo Town Center 10:55 PM
– Silver Line Largo Town Center 10:49 PM
– Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 11:11 PM
– Orange Line New Carrollton 10:51 PM
– Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:15 PM

Give Back to the Hash!

  • ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] for details
  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected]. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).



COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.

For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. Information on vaccines in DC can be found here.


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It’s June, which means DC is hot, like fire. DC is hotter than hot, it’s HOT, HOT, HOTT!!

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Join your hares on an all-expenses paid trip to Fhloston Paradise courtesy of the Gemini Croquette Contest; a hotel of a thousand and one follies, lollies and lickemollies.

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Korben Dallas Multi-Pass is required to attend this trail, as is registration on HashRego

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You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 50 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 10, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: NoMa / Gallaudet Univ (Red Line)

D’erections: Exit the metro stop and look for wankers

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 1st and M street NE

Hares: Quid Pro Blow, Red Roper, Just Nele, And Throbbin

Trail Details:

Runners: [2.3] mi. first half / [2.7] second half
– Shiggy level: what is a shiggy? (1), good dog-friendly
Walkers: [0.69] mi. first half / [1.42] second half
– Shiggy level: what is a shiggy? (1), good dog/stroller-friendly


Miscellaneous Crap: 
 Trail is A to A’. Bring your vessel and headlamp. It should be a nice, wet night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Last Transportation:
– Glenmont (Red)                             11:14 PM                  
– Shady Grove (Red)                       10:56 PM

On After: Last Call Bar, 1301 4th St NE

Give Back to the Hash!

·         ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] for details

·         BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!

·         HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected]. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).



COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

1.    DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.

2.    DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.

3.    As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

4.    Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information. 

5.    For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.

For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. Information on vaccines in DC can be found here.

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Circle circle dot dot, now you have a cootie shot.
X X, Square square, now you have it everywhere…

Let’s set some personal best records (PBRs!) and revel in the outdoors together. 

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 50 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 3, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Potomac Ave Metro Station

D’erections:  Exit the Potomac Ave metro stop and look for chalk marks or a strange crowd of rainbow and shiggy sock wearing weirdos.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Pennsylvania Ave SE and Potomac Ave SE

Hares: Lorena Hobbit, Special Red and Roll Over, B

Trail Details:
Runners: 1.79 mi first half / 1.43 second half
      Shiggy level 2.69, dog friendly
Walkers: 1.01 mi. first half / 0.99 second half
      Shiggy level 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap:  Lamps or flashlights are not a terrible idea. Trail is A to A’. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Bring your vessel. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Last Transportation:
– Largo Town Center (Silver)         11:19 PM                  
– New Carrollton (Orange)             11:20 PM
– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange)    10:51 PM
– Wiehle-Reston East (Silver)        10:49 PM
– Buses                                           11:28 PM +/-

Give Back to the Hash!

  • ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] for details
  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected]. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information. 
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.

For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide and stay tuned for updates. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine

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After last week’s shiggy-licious trail, are you ready to take a break from the shiggy? Well I got bad news for you. Imagine last week’s trail but hared by crazy people.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 27, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Van Ness-UDC

D’erections: Exit the Van Ness-UDC metro stop and walk north on Connecticut Avenue to Albemarle St. Start is right around the SE corner of that intersection.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Connecticut Avenue and Tilden Street, NW

Hares: Chale Why?, 9021-Ho, GPS, and Mouthful of Clam

Trail Details:
Runners: 2.4 mi first half / 2.2 second half
– Shiggy level 4.69+, not dog friendly
Walkers: 1.3 mi. first half / 1.3 second half
– Shiggy level 2.69

Miscellaneous Crap: BRING YOUR CRANIUM LAMPS!!! Trail is A to A’. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Last Trains:
– Glenmont 10:52 PM
– Shady Grove 11:18 PM

Give Back to the Hash!

  • ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] for details.
  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected]. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.

For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide and stay tuned for updates. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

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Are you sick of the monotony of pounding (hehe) pavement downtown? 

Want to feel like you’re trailblazing through the Blue Mountains?

Well you’re in luck because this week Schrödinger’s Cock and gang are going to take you through some of the best shiggy AdMo and Kalorama have to offer! Strap on those new (*snicker*) trail running shoes and rego today.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 20, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan

D’erections: Follow the marks from start south to the corner of Connecticut Ave NW & Calvert St NW

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Calvert and Connecticut NW

Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock, Maybe It’s Gaybelline, Stain Gretzky

Trail Details:
Runners: 2 mi first half / 1.6 second half
– Shiggy level 4.69; Tough Dogs only
Walkers: 1 mi. first half / 1 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69; Stairs Level 3.69 (damn you’re fine)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Last Trains:

– Glenmont 10:56 PM

– Shady Grove 11:14 PM


Give Back to the Hash!

  • ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] for details
  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected]. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).


COVID Rules for Brews!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to rego!)
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.



COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.

For this reason, masks must be worn AT ALL TIMES and vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide and stay tuned for updates. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

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This Thursday come say thank you for being a friend by running (or walking!) with your friends, and celebrating the birthday of the late, great Bea Arthur. Are you a Blanche? A Rose? We’ll travel down the trail and back again to find out!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 13, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro

D’erections: Follow marks to start at the super familiar location

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 24th and New Hampshire Ave NW

Hares: Colliteral Damage, Honey Bunches of Cunt, General Tso’s Dickens

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2.2 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly
– Walkers: 1.1 mi. first half / 1.2 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Last Trains out of Foggy Butt:
– Largo Town Center 10:58 PM
– New Carrollton 10:47 PM
– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:12 PM
– Wiehle-Reston East 11:08 PM

Give Back to the Hash!

  • ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] for details
  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected]. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).

COVID Rules for Brews!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to rego!)
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.


COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

Sorry this announcement is late, but you know what they say:

As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. For this reason, we are continuing mask and vessel requirements on trail. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide and stay tuned for updates. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

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April showers bring May . . . babies? What kind of showers are we talking about exactly?? Regardless of what they grew out of, let’s celebrate the special flowers that were born this month.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 5, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Brookland-CUA Metro, Exit towards the bus side

D’erections: Exit towards the bus side and follow marks.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10th and Monroe

Hares: PSA and Haystack

Trail Details:
Runners: 2 mi. first half / 1.5 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly
Walkers: .5 mi. first half / .5 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog + Stroller Friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] by May 2 for more information!
  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!

EWH3 Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to rego!)
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information. 
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As DC enters phase 1c of vaccination, we can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. However, it is more important now than ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

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Welcome to the second ever Sesame Street Trail, this time brought to you by counting, and the numbers 1, 2, 3 & 4! Bring out your favorite Sesame Street character paraphernalia and be ready to sing some tunes of Sesame Street while we hash to where the air is sweet and the beer flows free. As homage to Sesame Street, we’ll be visiting playgrounds across NE in our search for beer.  Because Sesame Street.  😀

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 29, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Rhode Island Ave Metro, Follow marks to the north side of Rhode Island Ave to start

D’erections: Exit to the Home Depot side of the metro, and turn left and head to down the ramp on the north side of Rhode Island Ave.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island Ave station

Hares: Special Head Kid & Seizure’s Phallus

Trail Details:

Runners: 2.6 mi. first half / 2.2 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly
Walkers: 1.1 mi. first half / 1.1 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog + Stroller Friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] by May 2 for more information!
  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!

EWH3 Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to rego!)
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information. 
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As DC enters phase 1c of vaccination, we can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. However, it is more important now than ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

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You just saw some cherry blossoms and now you’re ready for some dirty hot summer! Get ready to pretend it’s sweat season with this epic DC island trail. We haven’t planned to make all your fantasies (good or “bad”) come true if you are guests on this trail… but the hash has a way of granting fantasies, does it not?

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 22, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Stadium Armory (Orange, Blue, Silver), Exit 19th St. and Independence Ave., walk east on Independence, continue on walking trail to parking lot, cross parking lot to the northeast corner of Lot 8.

D’erections: East on Independence, continue on walking trail to parking lot, cross parking lot to the northeast corner of Lot 7.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 19th St. SE and E. Capitol St. SE or 19th St. SE and C St. SE

Hares: Around the World in 80 Lays; Bondage, James Bondage; and Honey Bunches of Cunt

Trail Details:

Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.9 second half
      Shiggy level 1.69 – Dog Friendly
Walkers: 1.3 mi. first half / 0.8 second half
      Dog Friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] by May 2 for more information!
  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!

EWH3 Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to rego!)
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information. 
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As DC enters phase 1c of vaccination, we can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. However, it is more important now than ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

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Have you already spent your tax refund on drinks to drown the weltschmerz of this long and lonely COVID winter? Or have you been unable to even begin them, consumed by the thought that reality is a veil, a fiction built on the back of perceptions packaged by our senses, which are themselves infinitely fallible, that nothing therefore is truly knowable and everything is meaningless?

Then your hares invite you to drown that existential angst in booze and exercise endorphins, for nothing is certain but death and taxes…and beer!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 15, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Fort Totten Metro (Red and Green Lines) – Follow marks to start. NOTE: Start is in Fort Totten Park itself. See here.

D’erections: From the entrance to the metro, turn left. Follow the sidewalk to the pathway that cuts across the grass. Turn left on the path. Turn left on Fort Totten Drive. Turn left into the park at the first grassy open area.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Fort Totten Metro (1st Pl. NE & Galloway St. NE), or New Hampshire Ave NW & Gallatin St. NW (both are equidistant to start).

Hares: Head Injury and a surprise!

Trail Details:
Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.1 second half
– Shiggy level 1.69 – Dog Friendly
Walkers: 1.0 mi. first half / 1.0 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog-in-a-Stroller Friendly

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!
  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] by May 2 for more information!

EWH3 Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to rego!)
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689