Do you want to be where the hashers are?  Do you want to see ‘em, hashin’ around?  Then put on some fins or dress like a dirty sailor and be part of our world.  Join us this week for a nautical journey and you might even spot some mythical sea creatures.  Suggested drinks include light rum, dark rum, spiced rum, and beer.

You have two options for this trail – You must sign up here via Hash Rego to attend! 

1. Iso-Trail: Any time on Thursday between 10:00 AM and 6:00pm, find trail and run on your own. If you choose this option, do NOT mark checks, but please DO touch up any faded or distorted marks as you go. Rego now!

2. Live Packs: A pack of 35 will gather for BYOB trail. We will be providing a limited amount of beer and water for the pack at end circle! Rego now!

When: Anytime before 6:00pm on Thursday, July 16; OR

Live Pack out at 7:00pm – Sign up on Hash Rego required! Be sure to read the requirements carefully before committing! 

Where: Start at the northern tip of parking lot 8 behind RFK stadium.

D’Erections: From the stadium-armory NE exit, head east on Independence ave SE towards RFK.  Walk across parking lot 8 and circle-up at the NE corner right before the Whitney Young Memorial Bridge. Capitol Bike Share station on 19^th & East Capitol St SE.

Hares: They Blow Up So Fast and Tacos On A Bridge.

Trail Length: Runners 3.5 miles / Walkers 1.9 miles

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A with some light shiggy, BYOB & Snacks, Be Safe, Stay Distant, Wash your hands. 

(To the tune of Jack Sparrow by The Lonely Island)

Trail starts now baby drink with us

Callin out OnOn as we rollin’ up. Rollin’ up!
Blow through the check ain’t no holdin’ up Yeah!
Chugging beer at beer check like I gives a fuck. Come on

Muggles shifty eyed when we walk into the park
But they’re just looking jealous cause it closes at dark
Yeah! Yeah!

Tall boy in my bag, holding my chalk
You either sing, tell a joke, or show the whole pack your —

This is the tale of DC on lockdown
Thanks to the spread of COVID-19
Stuck in our homes, can’t go to Tortuga
Gotta cover our mouths, just in case we sneeze

Yeah that was kinda weird, but we’re back at the hash…

You have three options for this trail:

1. Virtual Only: Post a photo to the Google Album following the requirements listed below.

2. Iso-Trail: Any time on Thursday between 10:00 AM and 5:00 PM, find trail and run on your own. Snap a photo at the indicated spot and post for credit. If you choose this option, do NOT mark checks, but please DO touch up any faded or distorted marks as you go. 

3. Live Packs: Two packs of 25 will gather for BYOB trail. You must sign up here via Hash Rego to attend! Hash Rego will open on Sunday June 28 at 11:59PM.

When: Anytime before 5:00 on Thursday, July 2nd; OR

Live Packs out at 5:00 and 7:00 – Sign up on Hash Rego required! Be sure to read the requirements carefully before committing! 

Where: Parking lot on the East side of North Capital St. across from O St NW. 

D’Erections: From the NoMa/Gallaudet metro exit on to the North by the ATF building, walk down N Street, turn right at First St NE, cross New York Ave and immediately turn right into the parking lot.

Theme: The Lonely Island

Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock & Son, What the Fuck!?

Trail Length: about 3.69

Photo Requirements: To receive credit, you must post at least one of the following to the google album, linked here: 

1. Snap a photo on trail at the photo check. 

2. Show us your Michael Bolton level cinephilia!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, BYOB & Snacks, Be Safe, Stay Distant, Wash your hands. If you are showing symptoms of or have been exposed to COVID-19, or feel sick at all, please stay home and enjoy virtual trail!

Virtual Circle details: Thursday at 7PM
Meeting ID: 829 1622 3217
Password: beer

When: Any time on Thursday, June 18 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: PRIDE!

Somehow in the year 2020, it is June – a month that is usually celebrated across DC with bunting along the streets, beads that you don’t know prior whereabouts, and enough glitter to raise eyebrows in the office for weeks. For this year’s pride trail, hit one or more of the following locations during your trail and snap a photo for hash flash:

– Supreme Court!

– A statue or fountain (i.e. DuPont circle)

– one of our favorite LGBTQ+ breweries !

– a Jell-O shot at Nellies!

– P Street Beach 

– headstone of Frank Kameny, DC gay rights activist, in Congressional Cemetary. 

– anywhere else on this map of LGBT places and spaces in DC: 

At any time on Thursday, June 18, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam. 

Post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

CIRCLE UP at 7pm! Join Zoom Meeting:
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/89534210105?pwd=VUpFZXVkazd3SXp2UFNic2VVKzlWUT09

Meeting ID: 895 3421 0105
Password: beer

On After: Join a virtual On-After with Smut Slam! This is not a hash-hosted event (but certainly incorporates hasher interests, you naughty wanks) Info here: https://m.facebook.com/events/264737907978221/

Interested in hosting next week? Email me at [email protected] !

A message from your Brew Meister for properly executing your personal brew crews on trail.  Please consider buying local when you can during these times.  Whether a restaurant, bar, or direct from the brewery we can help our local establishments through these trying times.  Beers enjoyed outside are best done in a koozie, please recycle when appropriate, and remember we’re hashers not trashers.  I hope you’re all doing well, On-Quarantine-On!

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When: Any time on Thursday, June 4 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Pools may be closed this season, but that won’t stop a hasher from enjoying a wet afternoon. Grab your summer shandys, a pack of Naturdays, your mankini and a towel – it’s time for a splash!

At any time on Thursday, June 4, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

CIRCLE UP at 7pm!
Join Zoom Meeting: https://us04web.zoom.us/j/74756485179?pwd=UDJ3eURETHlUaHQyMTJCVUw4T3ZwZz09

Meeting ID: 747 5648 5179
Password: downdown

A message from your Brew Meister for properly executing your personal brew crews on trail.  Please consider buying local when you can during these times.  Whether a restaurant, bar, or direct from the brewery we can help our local establishments through these trying times.  Beers enjoyed outside are best done in a koozie, please recycle when appropriate, and remember we’re hashers not trashers.  I hope you’re all doing well, On-Quarantine-On!

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Maryland Local Breweries

Virginia Local Breweries

Join us for an On-After! See info below!

Scroll for Zoom circle info!

Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here!

Post your photos to the Google Photos album here!

When: Any time on Thursday, May 21 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Show off your wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful shiggy socks that have been collecting dust during virtual trails. Mix-and-match, or embrace the neon knee-high look. Do houseplants count as shiggy?!

At any time on Thursday, May 21, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Join us for another on-after this week, with Quid Pro Blow! Join us for another on-after this time hosted by Quid Pro Blow. This week, we will be watching a movie with Netflix Party. If you don’t have Chrome, download that, then add the “Netflix Party” Extension. We will set up a room and by starting the movie and then enabling Netflix Party, you’ll be able to chat and the movie will by sync’ed up for all of us! No EWH3 event would be complete without our favorite beverage, and keep you wankers engaged in the movie, there will be special times to drink.

This week, we will be watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail ~

– When swallows are discussed, swallow a sip of beer

– When coconuts are heard, shot of Coconut Rum (or beer)

– Drink a sip of juice (or beer) anytime the film is narrated by a storybook 

– Anytime someone dies, toast them with a drink

– When you hear chanting/singing in Roman, cross yourself then sip of the blood of christ (or beer)

– When The Grail is mentioned, sip of sacramental wine (or beer)

– If a witch is discovered, drink from your shoe

– When something is launched, drink a sip and take cover

– Drink when you see a castle

Good luck in your quest and don’t forget your name, favorite color, and the capital of ASSyria

Zoom details here: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/88978251136?pwd=S2crTUdSZ1U2S2NKVUIyRGdMTmJBdz09

Meeting ID: 889 7825 1136

Password: OnAfter
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CIRCLE UP at 7pm!

Join Zoom Meeting: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/89534210105?pwd=VUpFZXVkazd3SXp2UFNic2VVKzlWUT09

Meeting ID: 895 3421 0105
Password: beer

A message from your Brew Meister for properly executing your personal brew crews on trail.  Please consider buying local when you can during these times.  Whether a restaurant, bar, or direct from the brewery we can help our local establishments through these trying times.  Beers enjoyed outside are best done in a koozie, please recycle when appropriate, and remember we’re hashers not trashers.  I hope you’re all doing well, On-Quarantine-On!

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