Welcome to the anal Thanksgiving Day trail in a special location. As always, this is not your normal trail, but more of a celebration with friends before having to go deal with those really annoying people you call… family. As the fairest member of your haring trio put it so many years ago, ” Don’t expect to burn off the calories in one scoop of mashed potatos and gravy!” Please note the early start time of 11AM. If you show up at the normal time you will be alone. We will be enjoying some of our normal holiday specials such as Wild Turkey shots! If you arrive early, please bring your own refreshments.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend trail. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: SPECIAL TIME: 11:00 AM Thursday November 26, 2020. Pack away at 11:15!

Where: Navy Yard Metro Stop, Ballpark side – Follow marks to parking lot under 695.

D’erections: Exit on the Ballpark side, turn right after exiting the station, Left on M St., right on S. Capitol and left to the parking lot under 695.

Capital Bike Share: 1st & K St SE

Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Purple Peter Eater, Areola Borialis

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates in December!

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695 

Your featured Hab of the Week is:

We’re almost sold out of our first round of Hash House Rocks shirts! Snag one before they’re gone by selecting the “Hab of the Week” option on hash rego! Your size sold out? Email [email protected] to set-up a pre-order for round two!

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I totally googled ‘how many days left in 2020?’ hoping for the perfect answer, 69. Alas, we’re well beyond that mark (thank Gispert), but please take your own loose interpretation of this faux-monumental occasion & cum show us how you’re getting through the rest of this dumpster fire!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend trail. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 19th, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Potomac Avenue Metro Station

D’erections: Follow marks from the escalator to start – approx. 69 inches

Capital Bike Share: Potomac  & Pennsylvania Aves, in front of Harris Teeter

Hares: They Blow Up So Fast & Son, What the Fuck❓

Trail Length: 

Runners: 2.6 mile first half, 1.7 second half

Walkers: 1.3 first half, 1 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A’ pavement pounder. Bring your cranium lamp. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates in December!

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695 

Order your limited edition EWH3 21st Birthday T-Shirt by filling out the form here and following the directions at the top by November 14!

MisManagement Interest Virtual Happy Hour! Wednesday, November 11 at 6pm

Save the date (and Zoom link!) for a Special Virtual MM Interest HH where you can pepper us with questions, complaints, and ideas from the comfort of your own home! 

Still have better plans? Submit your interest for a position here.

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Four years ago a party broke out in the sober, quiet streets of Crystal City to bring joy and happiness in a musicless time. Ladies and Dude Checks a plenty littered the streets as an energetic and excited group of half-minds sparkled and dazzled in their shiniest sequined and glitter garbs waving glow sticks through the night.

Now a new party emerges: The Unstening! 

Four years later we now have new milestones to celebrate so grab your glow sticks, that kitty rave suit, or that Sexy Abraham Lincoln costume and come celebrate the birth of a new era – Unst, Unst, Unst trails in DC!!!!

Or that fun little experiment called Democracy. Your choice. 

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend trail. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 12th, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Shaw/Howard Metro, take the 7th & S Street exit and meet up behind the Howard Theater –

D’erections: Follow marks to the Howard Theater Parking Lot

Capital Bike Share:  7th & T Streets NW

Hares: Atari 6900 & a mystery hare!

Trail Length: 

Runners: 1 mile first half, 1.7 second half

Walkers: .5 first half, .5 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A’ pavement pounder. Bring your cranium lamp. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates in December!

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695 

Order your limited edition EWH3 21st Birthday T-Shirt by filling out the form here and following the directions at the top by November 14!

MisManagement Interest Virtual Happy Hour! Wednesday, November 11 at 6pm

Save the date (and Zoom link – TBA!) for a Special Virtual MM Interest HH where you can pepper us with questions, complaints, and ideas from the comfort of your own home! 

Still have better plans? Submit your interest for a position here.

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It’s Strange Ground Chuck’s birthday, so let’s help him celebrate in a matter fitting a 75-year-old man: getting drunk in an alley with a bunch of Millennials and Gen Zers!

Btw, if you want cool backgrounds for an upcoming Zoom meeting, check out his digital astronomy landspaces!

Dancers showing us how to properly social distance!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend trail. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 5th, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Rhode Island Avenue Metro

D’erections: Exit the metro & go north (towards the metro parking garage), and following the road as it bears left.  Start will be in the parking lot on the right, behind the Ross; or just follow marks to Start!

Capital Bike Share: On Washington Place NE

Hares: Ginger Snatch, Papal Smear

Trail Length: 

Runners: 2.4 miles first half, 2.0 second half

Walkers: 1.2 first half, 1.1 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A pavement pounder. Bring your cranium lamp. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates in December!

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695 

Next Sunday! November 1, 11am at Kalorama Park – MisManagement Interest Brunch

For once, EWH3 is giving you the kind of STD you want in your box! Save The Date for the 2021 MisManagement Interest Happy Brunch Hour! Join your most and least favorite members of MisManagement for some free beers, slut waters, and chonky sweaters in a socially distanced, out of doors hang out in a park to talk about everything you wanted and didn’t want to know about being on MM. Feel free to come by even if you don’t think you’re interested… none of us were at first either!

Trying to keep your No-Shower-November streak going and don’t want to see us in person? Stay Tuned for a Special Virtual MM Interest HH where you can pepper us with questions, complaints, and ideas from the comfort of your own home! (Time and Date TBD)

Scroll to the end for a very special announcement!

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Halloween is different this year, but your drunken horror ladies are still on the search for sexy ghosts! Slam a couple of shots on your own and show up in costume as we chase the ghosts and vampires of the Swampoodle!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend trail. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 29th, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: NoMa Metro – Florida Ave Exit

D’erections: Exit the Metro, cross the street, and go to the middle of the square.

Capital Bike Share: M St & 1st St NE in front of the Harris Teeter

Hares: GeriatricMandering, Colliteral Damage, and a possible mystery hare!

Trail Length: 

Runners: 1.9 miles first half, 1.6 second half

Walkers: .8 first half, .8 second half, perhaps with a Turkey-McNugget split

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A, spooky romp through NoMa. Bring your cranium lamp and a costume – it’s Halloween, witches! No shiggy, dog-friendly. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates in November!

2. FULL MOON!  Next week is Halloween, but not only that if you look up in the sky at night you see that its another full moon. You know what that means, another Full mOOn H3 trail!! This month’s Full mOOn trail is hosted by Hangover Hash House Harriers. The year 2020 has been so lucky so far, so let’s keep that luck going. Details below:

H4 Trail #135: Saturday October 31, 2020; $0.00 US (this is an iso-hash; buy yourself a six-pack to bring on trail or keep in your trick-or-treat bag for afterwards). A to A. Hares away – Long before you do trail, trail will be completed by about 12pm on Saturday. Pack away – Any time after the hares tell you that trail is marked.

Start: Rock Creek Park. Lucky number 13 picnic area

Western Ridge Trail, Washington, DC 20015

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695 

Important note! If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates in October & November!

This Sunday! October 25, 11am at Kalorama Park – MisManagement Interest Brunch

For once, EWH3 is giving you the kind of STD you want in your box! Save The Date for the 2021 MisManagement Interest Happy Brunch Hour! Join your most and least favorite members of MisManagement for some free beers, slut waters, and chonky sweaters in a socially distanced, out of doors hang out in a park to talk about everything you wanted and didn’t want to know about being on MM. Feel free to come by even if you don’t think you’re interested… none of us were at first either!

Trying to keep your No-Shower-November streak going and don’t want to see us in person? Stay Tuned for a Special Virtual MM Interest HH where you can pepper us with questions, complaints, and ideas from the comfort of your own home! (Time and Date TBD)

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World Peace Through Beer is an annual, world wide hashing event held on the closest hashing day to United Nations Day, Oct. 24. We are helping all beer-producing nations by encouraging production and consumption of beer, and helping various hash groups open their eyes to the variety of beers and flavours enjoyed by hashers everywhere.    

2020 Patches will be given to all trail participants (distributed in a couple of weeks – it is 2020 so of course the graphics were not available to get the order in on time!).  T-Shirts can be ordered individually through the online hash bazaar. 

You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 22nd, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Farragut Square 17th St. NW between I and K Streets NW)

D’erections: Exit the Metro, cross the street, and go to the middle of the square.

Capital Bike Share: 17th and K Streets

Hares: Shamrock Your Cock, Tony Panda, and Ginger Snatch

Trail Length: 

Runners: 2.0 miles first half, 2.0 second half

Walkers: 1.0 mile first half, 1.0 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A, PI is possible. Shiggy is 0.69 percent – bring your cranium lamp! It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695 

Important note! If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates in October & November!

October 25 at 11am – MisManagement Interest Brunch at Kalorama Park!

For once, EWH3 is giving you the kind of STD you want in your box! Save The Date for the 2021 MisManagement Interest Happy Brunch Hour! Join your most and least favorite members of MisManagement for some free beers, slut waters, and chonky sweaters in a socially distanced, out of doors hang out in a park to talk about everything you wanted and didn’t want to know about being on MM. Feel free to come by even if you don’t think you’re interested… none of us were at first either!

Trying to keep your No-Shower-November streak going and don’t want to see us in person? Stay Tuned for a Special Virtual MM Interest HH where you can pepper us with questions, complaints, and ideas from the comfort of your own home! (Time and Date TBD)

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Is beer a carb? Who cares, I’m getting cheese fries. If COVID has your sweatpants being all that fits you, well, get in losers, we’re going hashing. And as we all know, on Wednesdays we wear pink! And that’s how all the hashers died. No, I’m totally kidding.

You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 15th, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Raymond Educational Campus

D’erections: From Petworth Metro, exit to the left (West side of Georgia), up the escalators and to the right. Take the first right and go downhill until you see hash-sign.

Capital Bike Share: Georgia Ave & Rock Creek Church NW

Hares: Kooter Kunte & Roll Over, Bitch!

Trail Length: 

Runners: 2.9 miles first half, 2.0 second half

Walkers: 1.25 mile first half, 1.0 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A, low PI risk, runners & walkers dog friendly, you’ll want to have a light!  Walkers trail is tough stroller friendly. It should be a nice night, and I would know – it’s like I have ESPN or something. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun.  Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695 

25 October 11AM – MisManagement Interest Brunch (Location TBD)

For once, EWH3 is giving you the kind of STD you want in your box! Save The Date for the 2021 MisManagement Interest Happy Brunch Hour! Join your most and least favorite members of MisManagement for some free beers, slut waters, and chonky sweaters in a socially distanced, out of doors hang out in a park to talk about everything you wanted and didn’t want to know about being on MM. Feel free to come by even if you don’t think you’re interested… none of us were at first either!

Trying to keep your No-Shower-November streak going and don’t want to see us in person? Stay Tuned for a Special Virtual MM Interest HH where you can pepper us with questions, complaints, and ideas from the comfort of your own home! (Time and Date TBD)

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Come join Mourning Wood and 9021HO for Woodsie’s last hare before he’s shipped up to Boston.  One last hurrah through the streets of our capital.  We’ll be pounding pavement, dodging tourists, and checking in on DC’s lovely empty offices.

You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 8th, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: $10 Parking lot under I-695, car entrance from S Capital St

D’erections: From Federal Center SW Metro Station find the tunnel at the intersection of E St SW and 2nd St SW, head on through to parking lot under I-695

Capital Bike Share: 4th & E St

Hares: Mourning Wood & 9021HO

Trail Length: 

Runners: 2 miles first half, 1.8 second half

Walkers: 1 mile first half, .8 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A. Tunnels and low light areas so have a light. Start bringing a jacket, it’s fall y’all. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun.  Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

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As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695 

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Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695

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Tired of boring pavement pounders through downtown?

Want to feel like you’re trailblazing through the Shenandoah without leaving the comfort of your own city?

Well you’re in luck because this week Schrödinger’s Cock and 21 Gum Salute are going to take you through some of the best shiggy AdMo and Kalorama have to offer! Strap on those new (*snicker*) trailrunning shoes and rego today.

You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: Thursday, September 24 – Circle up at 6:45pm; on-out at 7:15pm SHARP!

Where:  Waterside Dr NW & Allen Pl NW

D’Erections:  From Woodley Park-Zoo/Adam’s Morgan (11 minute walk) – South along Connecticut, turn East down Calvert St NW, turn South along the path in the grass immediately after the bridge

Capital Bike Share: Calvert & Biltmore St NW

Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock & 21 Gum Salute

Trail Length: 

Runners: 1.6 first half, 1.5 second half (3.69 on the shaggy scale!)

Walkers: .9 first half, .9 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A. Walkers’ trail has steep stairs, runners’ trail is very shiggy, PI possible, tough dogs only, eagles will get wet, BRING A CRANIUM LAMP!!! It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun.  Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695 

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Are you a Beyonce or Solange?

A night owl or a morning bird?

Cum show us what makes you a shining star at a very special EWH3 milestone!

You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: Thursday, September 24 – Circle up at 6:45pm; on-out at 7:15pm SHARP!

Where:  Melvin C. Hazen Park, near Cleveland Park station

D’Erections:  From the Cleveland Park station, walk north on Connecticut Ave and take a left on Sedgwick St NW. Wankers will gather by the picnic benches.

Hares: Sunny and HeadInjury

Trail Length: 

Runners:  3.9 miles (2.3 first half, 1.6 second half)

Walkers: 2.4 miles (1.2 first half, 1.2 second half)

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A. Minor shiggy for r*nners (1.69/5). Dog friendly, not stroller friendly. Be safe, stay distant, bring bug spray & a cranium lamp, wash your hands. Mask and vessel required.  Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!