EWH3 #1273: The Outgoing MM Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 20 – Foggy Bottom Metro (Orange/Blue/Silver Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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That’s right Seong, it’s the last trail before AGM! Time to reflect on our tenure with some super meaningful 2021 gifs.


Sure Olivia, we weren’t perfect. But it worked out because of YOU ALL! You brew crewers and trail layers and event planners and emotional supporters and joy bringers, you all kept this hash going great through some tough times. And now we can pass the baton knowing that 2022 is going to be smooth sailing, right Oprah?

Shoot. Well, good luck 2022 MM!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 20, 2022. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Foggy Bottom, exit on 23rd and head north to Washington Circle

Nearest Capital Bike Share: New Hampshire and 24th

Hares: Mouthful of Clam, Colliteral Damage, They Blow Up So Fast, sKooter Kunte, and Bitches Get Stitches

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.7 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half
– Walkers: .8 first half / .8 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69 for Turkeys, 3.69 for Eagles 
Dog friendly, Cat difficult, Stroller real rough


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.6 mi back to FoBo). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Farragut West

Last Trains Out:
– Franconia-Springfield (Blue): 11:55pm
– Largo Town Center (Blue): 12:00am
– Largo Town Center (Silver): 11:49pm
– Wiehle-Reston East (Silver): 12:06am
– New Carrollton (Orange): 11:56pm
– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange): 12:10am

On After: Sauf Haus Bier Hall [Vax passport required per DC mandate]

Specials: Extended happy hour with wristband (find Mouthful)

Announcements!

  • AGM is this Saturday, January 22nd, 5PM, Navy Yard Metro. Rego by Tuesday, 1/18 for a custom giveaway.
  • Make sure to cast your nominations for trail of the year and other winners of the hash. Vote early and often here before Thursday, 1/20.
  • WIE is back! Back to the Future that is. April 1-3 in Ocean City. Rego Now!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]. 

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EWH3 #1272: The Re-Do of the Fifth Running of the Snuggie Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 13 – Shaw/Howard (Green/Yellow Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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The CDC recommends you wear blankets, snuggies, and onesies to trail this Thursday.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 13, 2022. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Shaw-Howard Metro, exit 7th and S St side. 

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & T St. NW

Hares: GeriatricMandering, Stain Gretzky, Atari 6900, Pinnocchi-Ho, & Bless Me Father For I Have Rimmed

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.7 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half
– Walkers: .7 first half / .7 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69 
Trail is puppy, but not stroller friendly. There will be some stairs. There is no shiggy unless you take your own adventure. 


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Mt. Vernon Sq.

Last Trains Out:
– Branch Ave (Green) 11:48
– Greenbelt (Yellow) 11:52
– Greenbelt (Green) 12:20
– Huntington 11:52

On After: Prost (919 5th St NW)

Specials: You’re special

Upcoming Events!

  • AGM in TWO WEEKS! January 22nd, 8PM, Kelley’s Irish Times. Rego here.
  • WIE regos are now open! Travel back (and forward) in time with us for a weekend of fun and festivities in Ocean City, Maryland! Rego here! 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]. 

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EWH3 #1271: The Winter Activity Promotion (WAP) Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 6th – Brookland Metro (Red Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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We finally got snow! Now we can really get going on our Winter Activity Promotion, or WAP. To kick things off, let’s do some live demos. This trail will be perfect to showcase alleyway ice climbing, barefoot snowshoeing, and freestyle penguining. You could even bring a sled (borrow someone else’s, doggy-style).

So join your luger friends so we can all huddle for warmth get our WAP on!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 6th, 2022. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Brookland/CUA Metro Station (Red Line). Exit station to the east and look for WAP fans under the overpass.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10th and Monroe

Hares: Mouthful of Clam, I Bless The Cum Down In Africa, and a Mystery Hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.3 mi. first half / 1.4 mi. second half
– Walkers: .5 first half / .6 mi. second half
– Shiggy: winter conditions (snow, ice)


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Your own vessel is required; cranium light is recommended; and a full water bottle if get thirsty. Sign up on Hash Rego is required!

End Metro: Brookland

Last Trains Out:
– Glenmont: 12:19 AM
– Twinbrook: 11:51 PM

On After: TBD
Specials: I think you’re special TBD

Upcoming Events!

  • AGM in TWO WEEKS! January 22nd, 8PM, Kelley’s Irish Times. Rego here.
  • STD for WIE. April 1-3. Rego cumming.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]. 

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EWH3 #1270: The Revolutionary Resolutions Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, [Date] – Union Station (Red Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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It’s been a long year, so let’s gather for a short trail. 

Note: Due to the holiday, this is NOT a standard trail. Similar to Thanksgiving, you’ll be lucky to burn off a glass of champagne. You MUST bring your ID. Cash is highly recommended if you’d like a drink at beer check or to tip your bartenders. There will be NO bag van OR runners option (you can always run to start).

Bring your A-game as we celebrate the resolutions that have cum and gone. Didn’t meet yours? No worries, we’ll have plenty of opportunities to cash in before the new year. 

A guide to achieving some of the Top 50 New Year’s Resolutions:

– PR the hash – This walkers-route only trail is less than a mile long. A brisk power walk will help you meet this super attainable goal.

– Be more generous – Don’t be a Scrooge! Buy a shot for one of the hares at our pay-your-own beer check. 

– Support more local businesses – Thanks to the provided end-circle keg and dinner, you can over-tip your bar staff (the ones who really keep this city moving)!

– Volunteer more/Give back to the community – Everyday is Wednesday needs more martyrs like yourself. Sign up to hare or brew crew while you rego. 

– Lose weight – Oh, hush! You’re beautiful just the way you are!

– Quit smoking – We’ll be inside for most of this trail, so no smoking allowed!

– Save more money – Beer AND dinner are both included in the cost of your rego. Take that extra moolah and… buy a Bitcoin or something. 

– Be more outgoing – There will be plenty of opportunities for violations. Step out of your comfort zone and speak up!

– Unplug from social media – Hey, no tech on trail. 

– Stop Procrastinating – Rego right now!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link). 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 20, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Union Station

Nearest Capital Bike Share: East side of Union Station

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, They Blow Up So Fast, Just Alex, Maybe A Mystery Hare!

Trail Details:
– Walkers Option ONLY: 0.35 mi. first half / 0.49 mi. second half

Shiggy Level: Zero. This is a glorified miniature pub crawl. 

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A’ (0.6 miles to the metro) and is a non-traditional trail. Bring your ID, money for beer check, a mask for entering/exiting bars, and (just the) tip! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.


Schedule of Events:

7:00 – Circle Up at Union Station

7:15 – On Out!

7:30 – Choose-your-own-adventure Beer Check (ID required) – Bring an ID for this buy-your-own drink stop. Select from a variety of beverage options, including $4 Miller Lites and ciders!

8:30 – All Inclusive* End Circle – Hash favorite Hamilton’s is closed for the season, but they are opening JUST FOR US! We will provide beer and pizza (seltzer for the glutards**), as well as both indoor and heated outdoor space. The bartender is only working because we’ll be there, so be sure to tell them how awesome they are and tip well!

??? – They’ll probably kick us out at some point, but let’s party until they do!

* Limited options, while supplies last

** You MUST rego 24 hours before the event to guarantee you are included in the glutard count. Please be considerate and only select this option if you have a true gluten allergy.

Last trains out of Union Station (Red Line):
– Glenmont: 12:12 AM
– Shady Grove: 11:58 PM


On-After: Hamilton’s Bar & Grill with Hash-sponsored beer and pizza until the keg runs out. Note: The kitchen will be CLOSED! 

Upcoming Events!

  • AGM! January 22nd, 8PM, Kelley’s Irish Times. Rego is open!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]. 

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EWH3 #1269: It’s Almost Christmas Trail (or The Hash before Christmas)! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 23, 2021 – Greenbelt Metro (Green/Yellow Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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It’s the hash before Christmas, and all through the world, not a hasher was drinking, not even a sip. 

So come out to the hash on December 23rd to drink your fill with your best friends!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 23, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Greenbelt Metro station.  After passing through the pay stations, turn right toward the MARC station, down the tunnel, and follow marks out the back of the station to Hollywood Park.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: a mile away…

Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Ready Player None, Just Brittany, and General Tso’s Dicken.

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.5 mi. first half / 1.2 mi. second half
– Walkers: .6 mi. first half / .4 mi. second half

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (.5 miles to metro)]. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

End Metro: Greenbelt

Last Trains Out:
– Branch Ave (Green):  11:25 PM
– Huntington (Yellow):   11:28 PM

On After: PSA’s backyard (5201 Edgewood Rd, College Park, MD 20740)

Specials: Fire pit and hot tub will be open!

Upcoming Events!

  • Save the Date! January 22nd is the Annual General Meeting (AGM). 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]. 

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EWH3 #1268: The Festivus Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 16 – Tenleytown-AU (Red Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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Your hares have a grievance! It has been way too long since we’ve been to Tenleytown. But this week we are going to fix that. And as long as we’re airing grievances, let’s make it a Festivus trail. 

  • Feats of strength as you crush those beer cans
  • Dance around the Festivus Pole
  • Air your grievances to the scribe
  • Realize that Festivus Miracles are happening all around you!
  • Festivus dinner will be at Guapo’s

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 16, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Tenleytown-AU, east side of Wisconsin Ave, marks to start (Wisconsin Ave NW and Fort Drive NW)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Wisconsin Ave and Albemarle St NW

Hares: A Midsemester Night’s Cream, Unobtanium, Mouthful of Clam, and a Mystery Hare!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.7 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.8 mi first half / 1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: None for walkers, short rough patches for runners

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Tenleytown-AU

Last Trains Out:
– Glenmont (Red): 11:49
– Twinbrook (Red): 12:21

On After: Guapo’s
– Heads up, we don’t get the second floor as usual, but we do still get Guapo’s!

Upcoming Events!

  • Save the Date! January 22nd is the Annual General Meeting (AGM)

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]. 

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EWH3 #1267: The 7th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 9th, 2021 – Stadium-Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That’s right, for the seventh year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 9th, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Stadium-Armory Metro – Stadium (north) exit – Follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 19th St SE & East Capitol St. SE

Hares: Head Injury, General Tso’s Dickin, and maybe a mystery hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 2.1 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.1 first half / 1.1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69 – Solid urban shiggy


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.4 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Avenue Metro

Last Trains Out:
– Wiehle-Reston East (Silver): 11:41pm
– New Carrollton (Orange): 12:29am
– Vienna (Orange): 11:49pm
– Largo Town Center (Blue): 12:18am
– Franconia-Springfield (Blue) 11:40pm

On After: Trusty’s
1420 Pennsylvania Ave. SE

Specials: You are special

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]. 

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EWH3 #1266: The Strange Ground Chuck Memorial Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 2 – Smithsonian Metro (Orange/Blue/Silver Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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Sadly, PUDJAM recently lost Strange Ground Chuck (nerd name Charles Divine).  As many of us knew, SGC spent most of his career working at NASA’s Goddard Center; was an avid member of MENSA, Toastmasters and St. Mark’s Episcopal Church; and had a beautiful, creative mind, as evinced not only by his penguin stories but also his digital astronomical landscapes:

I met Chuck when I started hashing in DC in 2010.  We were both weird as Hell (even by nerd standards) and pretty soon we were doing stuff like hanging out at museums, watching “Doctor Who” Christmas specials and even haring a “Futurama”-themed trail through Capitol Hill and the Navy Yard.  He was the Professor, and I was Fry, in casting that can only be described as “on brand”:

In that spirit, I’ll be laying a memorial trail in Chuck’s honor by the Smithsonian Museums and the NASA offices, and I’ll even throw in some space-themed shot checks.  He would want us to “laugh long and prosper” at this trail, so sci-fi and penguin attire are encouraged!  

For those interested, there will be a memorial service for Chuck at St. Mark’s Episcopal Church on Capitol Hill (301 A Street SE, Washington, DC) on Saturday, December 4th at 1:00 PM.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 2, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Smithsonian Metro Stop – use the National Mall exit (12th Street and Jefferson Drive SW). Beware of traffic from ellipse tree lighting.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: intersection of 12th Street and Jefferson Drive SW

Hares: Ginger Snatch, Special Red, General Tso’s Dicken, Shamrock Your Cock

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.1 miles first half / 1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. (0.5 miles from Mount Vernon/7th Street – Convention Center Metro (Green/Yellow Line)). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Mount Vernon/7th Street Convention Center

Last Trains Out:
-Branch Ave (Green) 11:48 PM
-Huntington (Yellow) 11:51 PM 
-Greenbelt (Yellow) 11:52 PM
-Greenbelt (Green) 12:20 AM

On After: Prost (919 5th Street NW, Washington, DC 20001)

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]. 

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EWH3 #1265: The Turkey Day Trail! – 11 AM Thursday, November 25 – Rosslyn Metro (Blue, Orange, & Silver Lines)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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For the 18th time, yes, you read that right, the 18th time, your hares, Please Step Away from the Whores, Purple Peter Eater, and Areola Borealis present for you the Turkey Day Hash. The hash where we run just enough to burn off the calories in a scoop of mashed potatoes and gravy. (Or is this the year the hares make good on their threats, get their acts together, and lay an actual trail?) This is a trail to get together with your chosen family before heading off to whatever hell your actual family Thanksgiving dinner is. PLEASE NOTE THE EARLY START TIME OF 11 A.M.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 11 A.M. Thursday, November 25, 2021. Pack away at 11:15 A.M.!

Where: Rosslyn Metro – exit on the east side, Moore St

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Lynn St & 19th St North

Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Purple Peter Eater, Areola Borealis

Trail Details:
– Runners: Maybe .5 mi. first half / Maybe .5 mi. second half
– Walkers: Like, 500 yards, maybe?
– Shiggy: Uh, no.
One shot check. Dog friendly, stroller friendly, everyone friendly.


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. One shot check.


End Metro: Rosslyn
Last Trains Out: If you’re still at the hash when the metro stops running that is on you. We start at 11 A.M. you animals

On After: Top of the parking garage until we run out of booze.
Specials: This whole trail is a special.

Mismanagement Sign-Ups

  • Want to help keep the hash running (and drinking)? We are still looking for a few good hashers to help (mis)manage this funny social club. Email [email protected] to get things rolling. 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for open dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]. 

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EWH3 #1264: The Unst Unst Unst Part Four: Random Access Mammaries!! Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, November 18 – Crystal City (Blue/Yellow)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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Four years. That is how long Atari has been gracing EWH3 with the anal Unst, Unst, Unst Trail. That is four years of ravers, streamers, glow sticks, and mammaries…So come to what some critics call a “Burning Man-inspired trail from a guy who clearly has never been to Burning Man before” and get ready for peace, love, and good vibes. 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, November 18, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Crystal City Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Crystal City Metro

Hares: Atari and the Rave Bangarangers

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 3 mi. second half
– Walkers: .8 first half / 1.4 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 2.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (.7 mi). Bring your own glow sticks, LED Pacifier, obligatory RompHim, vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Crystal City Metro

Last Trains Out:
Franconia-Springfield 12:25 AM
Greenbelt 11:38 PM
Huntington 12:05 AM
Town Center 11:47 PM

On After: Where do you think we are going? FREDDIES!

Specials: Tip the bartenders and the DJ for Karaoke. 

Mismanagement Sign-Ups

  • Want to help keep the hash running (and drinking)? We are still looking for a few good hashers to help (mis)manage this funny social club. Email [email protected] to get things rolling. 

Upcoming Events!

  • Sunday Nov 21, 3 pm, Braddock Road metro – White House Invasion Trail! 
    EWH3 is gonna hare, RA, and scribe WH4’s weekly trail. Should be entertaining! If you’ve never been, this is a great week to check WH4 out.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]. 

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