As DC enters phase 1c of vaccination, we can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. However, it is more important now than ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

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Have you already spent your tax refund on drinks to drown the weltschmerz of this long and lonely COVID winter? Or have you been unable to even begin them, consumed by the thought that reality is a veil, a fiction built on the back of perceptions packaged by our senses, which are themselves infinitely fallible, that nothing therefore is truly knowable and everything is meaningless?

Then your hares invite you to drown that existential angst in booze and exercise endorphins, for nothing is certain but death and taxes…and beer!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 15, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Fort Totten Metro (Red and Green Lines) – Follow marks to start. NOTE: Start is in Fort Totten Park itself. See here.

D’erections: From the entrance to the metro, turn left. Follow the sidewalk to the pathway that cuts across the grass. Turn left on the path. Turn left on Fort Totten Drive. Turn left into the park at the first grassy open area.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Fort Totten Metro (1st Pl. NE & Galloway St. NE), or New Hampshire Ave NW & Gallatin St. NW (both are equidistant to start).

Hares: Head Injury and a surprise!

Trail Details:
Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.1 second half
– Shiggy level 1.69 – Dog Friendly
Walkers: 1.0 mi. first half / 1.0 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog-in-a-Stroller Friendly

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!
  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] by May 2 for more information!

EWH3 Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to rego!)
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

As DC enters phase 1c of vaccination, we can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. However, it is more important now than ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

AND NOW FOR THIS WEEK’S TRAIL!!!

After a year of breaking down, it’s finally sundress season! Minus the weeks when it’s snowing, but that’s over, right?! It better be, because we have already prepped…

We have a whole new trail to go with your new dress, with lots of turns so you can give us a twirl! Everyone that sees us will be all

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 43 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 8, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Eastern Market

D’erections: Exit the station, walk SE to the stoplight at 8th and Penn, cross Penn to get to the playground between 8th St and 9th St.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 8th and Penn Ave SE

Hares (alphabetical): Moose Knuckle, More Men, and Mouthful of Clam

Trail:
Runners: 2.6 mi. first half / 2.1 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly
Walkers: 1.3 mi. first half / 1.2 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night to twirl. Be smart, don’t jump in the street, and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!
  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] for more information!

EWH3 Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!)
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.


COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

They say April showers bring May flowers. So what do May flowers bring?

Or was it… golden showers?

Don your wellies or your bathrobe as you explore the streets of Dupont circle in search of these elusive flours. Maybe you’ll find some extra surprises along the way.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 38 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 1, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Dupont Circle

D’erections: Exit the station from either side and proceed to the fountain in the center of the circle

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 20th & O St NW

Hares: Poon-apple Juice & Schrodinger’s Cock

Trail: 
Runners: 3.5 mi. first half / 1.5 second half
–       Shiggy level .69 (C’mon, it’s Dupont…) – Dog Friendly
Walkers: 1.25 mi. first half / 0.75 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A’. Bring your cranium lamps and your umbrella. It should be a nice night to scrub-a-dub. Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!
  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] for more information!

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided. 
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!)
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve! There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.

 
COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!) 

  1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information. 
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

It’s time to flashback to those days of yore. Bust out those letter jackets, JNCOs, wrestling uniforms, or other memorabilia. You know you want to wear it outside the house.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 33 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 25, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: NoMa-Gallaudet U – Florida Ave Exit

D’erections: Exit Florida Ave Exit. Start is pretty much outside the gate. You should hear it before you see it.

Capital Bike Share: 1st and M St NE – Outside the Harris Teeter on M

Hares: GeriatricMandering and Stain Gretzky

Trail: 

Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 1.9 second half
– Shiggy Level 1, dog-friendly
Walkers: 1.1 mi. first half / 0.8 second half
– Shiggy Level 1, dog-friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A’. *Bring your Cranium Lamp!*
Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!
  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] for more information!

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided. 
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! )
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.

 

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!) 

  1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

Do you ever wish you could turn back time? 364 days ago, a young starry-eyed Just volunteered to alpha hare her first trail right before a big weekend away. Unfortunately, 2020 had a different idea. Join us as we channel our inner Doctors, Doctors, and Doc(tor)s, Celebrate another year of 21 Gum being overzealous and finally run trail #1173!  [MASKS STILL REQUIRED THO]

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 18, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Navy Yard, New Jersey Ave Exit

D’erections: Exit Metro towards New Jersey Ave. Walk two blocks South on New Jersey and take a Left onto Tingey. Start is at the end of Tingey on the Left near the Trapeze School. Look for signs.

Capital Bike Share: 3rd & Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

Hares: 21 Gum Salute, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, Ready Player None

Trail: 
Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 1.4 second half
–       Shiggy Level 1.69, dog-friendly, stroller friendly
Walkers: 1.2 mi. first half / 0.9 second half
–       Shiggy Level 0.69, dog-friendly, stroller friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A’. *Bring your Cranium Lamp!* Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]om!
  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] for more information!

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided. 
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! )
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve! There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!) 

  1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.  
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

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First, The Big Announcement Continues!

EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] for more information!

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Now for your regularly scheduled trail!

Is that your rising sign or are you happy to see me? Come see the Aries & Sagittarians be FRBs, the Virgos & Capricorns skip to end, and Pisces & Leos get lost AF.
If there’s one thing all the signs have in common, it’s a love for beer! Be sure to know your sign (below)!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 11, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Woodley Park/Zoo/Adams Morgan – follow marks to start!

D’erections: From the metro exit, walk south down Connecticut toward Chipotle & cross Calvert St.

Capital Bike Share: Calvert & Connecticut NW

Hares: Son, What the Fuck?! & Ginger Snatch

Remember your sign symbol for trail!

Trail: 
Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 2.07 second half
–       Shiggy Level 2.69, dog friendly
Walkers: 1.25 mi. first half / 1.5 second half
–       dog friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A’. *CRANIUM LAMPS NEEDED!* Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! (And remember your sign symbol for trail!)

More Announcements!

  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an seasoned vet that can train them. Email [email protected]!
  • LAST WEEK FOR VIRTUAL TRAILS! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit. Due to lack of interest, this will be the last week with this option.

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  1. Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided. 
  2. You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  3. Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!
  4. Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  5. You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.


COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!) 

  1. ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  2. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  3. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.  
  4. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

First, The Big Announcement Continues!

EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] for more information!

***

Burn baby burn, disco inferno! Come on out for a groovy time. Put on some bell-bottoms, sparkles and sequence, and get ready to dance. 

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 25, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Navy Yard Metro Stop ballpark side – Follow marks to parking lot under 695.

D’erections: Exit Navy Yard Metro on the Ballpark side, turn right after exiting the station, Left on M St., right on S. Capitol and left to the parking lot under 695.

Capital Bike Share: 1st & K St SE

Hares: They Blow Up So Fast and Just Lisa

Trail: 
Runners: 2.4 mi. first half / 1.6 second half
–       Stroller and dog friendly
Walkers: 1 mi. first half / 1.4 second half
–       Stroller and dog friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Dress is disco fresh. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

  1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  2. Want to learn how to alpha hare? Email [email protected]!
  3. Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit. 

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe! 

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

First, Big Announcement!

EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] for more information!

***

Most Jewish holidays can be summarized by,” They tried to kill us. We won. Let’s DRINK!” But no holiday can hold a candle (I’m looking at you Hanukkah) to Purim. You take one part Halloween, one part Mardi Gras, one part Independence Day and mix it with vagina-shaped cookies and a lot of alcohol, then you have Purim. We dress up as our alter egos, and we are commanded to drink “until we don’t know” the difference. To commemorate, this will be THE PURIM TRAIL!

Be prepared to dress as your favorite hero, villain, sexy (fill in the blank), or anything in between, and drink until “you don’t know.”

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 25, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: McPherson Square Park

D’erections: Follow marks to start to the McPherson Square park

Capital Bike Share: McPherson Square Park

Hares: Little Spermaid & Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack

Trail: 

Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2.1 second half

– Shiggy level 0, dog-friendly

Walkers: .9 mi. first half / 1.1 second half

– Shiggy level 0, dog-friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a cranium lamp. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

  1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  2. Want to learn how to alpha hare? Email [email protected]!
  3. Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit. 

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe! 

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

During the pandemic, we’ve seen lots of… well, unusual behavior from each other.  None of this year’s wacky lockdown weirdness is better than the reintroduction of the Sea Shanty!  Except maybe cocktails on delivery. And for carryout. And beer on delivery. And relaxed open container laws. But the Shanties are up there!  To commemorate, this will be THE SHANTIEST TRAIL EVER!!

Be prepared to sing out loud and proud in the far reaches of NE DC this Thursday as we run amok in our never-ending search for beer and new ways to embarrass ourselves.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45PM Thursday February 18, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Minnesota Ave Station Parking Lot

D’erections: Follow maks to start
Capital Bike Share: Minnesota Ave

Hares: Special Head Kid & Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a cranium lamp. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Trail:
Runners: 2.4 mi. first half / 2.6 second half
– Shiggy level 2, dog-friendly
Walkers: 1.3 mi. first half / 1.4 second half
– Shiggy level 2, dog-friendly

  1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  2. Help your next Hare Razor by signing up for trails! Email [email protected] to secure a date!
  3. Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo or pull up your favorite hash memory and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit. 

EWH3 Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe! 

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202)813-0689 

It’s that time of year again when love (and hopefully not Covid) is in the air. Come out to Brookland to celebrate with us and wear your best naughty (XXX) or nice (❤❤❤) valentines gear. Or do whatever you want, because making your own decisions and consent are the sexiest looks of all!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45PM Thursday February 11, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Brookland/Catholic University Metro

D’erections: Follow marks to start. Trail starts on the Catholic University/John McCormack Drive side of the metro but there is readily available street parking on the other side of the metro then walk through the metro to get to start.

Capital Bike Share: Brookland/Catholic Metro Station

Hares: Lickthyologist and 23 IN ME, possible 3rd mystery hare

Trail Length: 
Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 1.1 second half
– Shiggy level 1, dog-friendly, stroller with assist
Walkers: 1.2 mi. first half / 0.75 second half
– Shiggy level 1, dog-friendly, stroller with assist

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a cranium lamp. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

  1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  2. Help your next Hare Razor by signing up for trails! Email [email protected] to secure a date!
  3. Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo or pull up your favorite hash memory and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit. 

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app!
Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe! 

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202)813-0689