EWH3 #1257 The DC Statehood Freedom Wild Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 30th – Anacostia Metro (Green Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.

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VIDEO: The DC Zebras have been spotted in Anacostia and are on the loose. Their wild manes emblematic of the quest for DC Statehood, and the restlessness of the Delta Summer coming to an end. In any event, for this week’s trail, you are either a zebra or a zookeeper. Join the chase this Thursday at Anacostia Metro for an A – B trail!

If you are feeling ungovernable, wear a white t-shirt. Your zebr—err hares will have black stripes to stencil on so you can better evade the zookeepers, Congress, your boss, and other predators and authority figureheads. A group of zebras is referred to as a herd, dazzle, or zeal.

If you are ready to get things back under control and restore some semblance of social norms and order, come dressed as a zookeeper, safari guide, the bad guy from Jumanji etc. NO GUNS, this is the old DC (do we have to say that??).

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 30, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Anacostia Metro – Howard Rd Exit

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Howard Rd and Shannon Pl SE

Hares: Crikey Pro Blow, Special Zed, Red Rope em In, Maybe it’s Neighbelline, Stripes One Out, Just Doug, 9021-No

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.5 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a CRAAANIUMM light, and a full water bottle. NOTE: It may rain so check the forecast and do what you will. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Navy Yard

Last Trains Out:
– Branch Ave: 12:18
– Greenbelt: 11:52 PM 

On After: Bardo 25 Potomac Ave SE DC

Upcoming Events!

  • October 7 – Mean Girls and/or Ballbuster Trail!
  • October 9 – DC Red Dress Run!
  • October 26 – MisManagement Interest Happy Hour @Town Tavern, 6-8PM.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected].

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EWH3 #1256 The Third Anal Tour Du Feline Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 23rd – NoMa/Gallaudet (Red Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.

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From the troupe that brought you the AGM vote certified best EWH3 trails of 2018 and 2019: the Cat PeopleTM present to you the third episode in the Tour du Feline series: the DC Cat Count/the Nine Lives of Dave Thomas Circle edition.

Cat Fact: DC researchers have collected over 6 million pictures of animals in the District over the last two years to determine the number of cats in the city in one of the largest cat censuses ever conducted. That’s a lot of p*ssy pics…meow!

Here’s your opportunity to run a *kitty* trail in one of the most cat populous neighborhoods in the city. 

Oh yeah, then this happened while your hares were planning the trail –

Yes, Dave Thomas Circle as we know it is about to be hiss-tory (finally!). This may also be one of your last opportunities to bid farewell to this absolute dumpster fire of an intersection. So don your favorite cat attire and join us. I hear there may be prizes for the best costumes (pending GTD getting her life together, which is only somewhat promising)….

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 23, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: NoMa/Gallaudet Metro – Florida Ave Exit

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 1st and M St NE

Hares: General Tso’s Kitten, Ready Player Nine Lives, Kittyral Clawage, GeriatricMeowing

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.7 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.3 mi. first half / 1.3 mi. second half


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.3 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a headlamp, and a full water bottle. NOTE: It may rain so check the forecast and do what you will. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: NoMa/Gallaudet

Last Trains Out (from Pentagon City):
– Glenmont – 12:14am
– Twinbook – 11:56pm
– Double check your apps!

On After: Last Call Bar, 1301-A 4th Street NE

Upcoming Events!

  • October 7 – Mean Girls and/or Ballbuster Trail!
  • October 9 – DC Red Dress Run!

Give Back to the Hash!

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected].

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EWH3 #1255: The 2nd Anal International Talk Like a Pirate Day Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 16th – Pentagon City (Blue/Yellow)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.

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YAAAARGGH!! CAPTAIN TURD KIND HERE! Once again, it be time for me favorite fake holiday, INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY! It’s the one day o’ the year ye filthy land-lubbers can appropriate my culture without me makin’ ya walk the plank! Wear your best pirate swagger and come be a salty rapscallion with the best crew I ever ran with!

Come for the booze, stay for the quest, celebrate with the sea shanties! If ye find all four missing pieces of my pirate ship, you all win a spot on my crew!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 16, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Pentagon Row Park (cut through the Pentagon City Mall from the Metro)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Army Navy Drive and S Joyce St.

Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind and a mystery hare!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 2.1 mi. second half; 1.69 shiggy (some grass and hills
– Walkers: 0.88 mi. first half / 0.82 mi. second half; 0.69 shiggy, dog friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A’ (0.65 mi from Pentagon City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a headlamp, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Pentagon City (Crystal City is slightly closer to On-After)
Last Trains Out (from Pentagon City):
– Largo Town Center: 11:49pm
– Franconia-Springfield: 12:23am
– Greenbelt: 11:40pm
– Huntington: 12:03pm
– Double check your apps!

On After: Freddie’s Beach Bar
– Karaoke. Come sing your best sea shanties!

Upcoming Events!

  • October 7 – Mean Girls and/or Ballbuster Trail!
  • October 9 – DC Red Dress Run!

Give Back to the Hash!

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected].

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EWH3 #1254: The Backyardigans Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 9th – Bethesda Metro (Red Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.

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Remember those times when you were a kiddo and you’d head into the thick of it to build the most epic forts and castles in your backyard? Or those times when you’d pretend to be a castaway on a desert island?

Come relive your childhood memories in DC’s backyard: Maryland?

Theme is The Backyardigans/TikTok/Oshkosh B’Gosh/Big Dogs

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link)!!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 9, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Bethesda Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: outside Bethesda Metro

Hares: Atari6900!! (and a mystery hare)

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1 mi. first half / 1 mi. second half
Shiggy Level: Pavement pounder. Dog friendly.


Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A. Bring a cranium lamp, mug, and filled water bottle! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Bethesda (Red):
– Glenmont                             11:44
– Shady Grove                        12:26

On After: The Barking Dog, 4723 Elm St, Bethesda, MD 20814

Upcoming Events!

  • October 7 – Mean Girls and/or Ballbuster Trail!
  • October 9 – DC Red Dress Run!

Give Back to the Hash!

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected].
  • ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] to talk about it.

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EWH3 #1253: The 11th Annual Anything But Clothes Hash! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 2nd – Mt.Vernon Square/7th Street Convention Center (Green/Yellow Line)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.

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♫Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock♫
♫What the hell was in that shot?♫ 
♫Chocolate Milk and Everclear♫
♫Should have stuck to drinking beer♫
♫But I think I spoke too soon♫
♫Cause now we’ve got some juice from Poon♫
♫Now I have to Twinkle Puke♫
♫Fuck your.. You know what? Fuck you both honestly

Join us for an EWH3 tradition now in its ELEVENTH year, the Anything But Clothes Hash! You know the drill by now – show up wearing anything EXCEPT clothing. We can’t wait to see you in your crafty outfits, whether that’s the condom dress you’ve been working on for six months or a hastily thrown together pillow case diaper.

Trash bags, cardboard boxes, strategically placed stuffed animals, or just lots of duct tape? It’s all good! Your reward? SIX shot checks, including the resurrection of an old-time favorite – Twinkle Juice! Yea, just take Friday off now. 

(Six shots means lots of down-down cups and LOTS of trash. Help us cut down on waste by bringing your mug on trail!)

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 2, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Mt. Vernon Sq – 7th St Convention Center

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & K St NW

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrodinger’s Cock, 9021-ho, General Tso’s Dicken, Throbbin’ Hood, A Mystery Hare!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.3 mi. first half / 1.3 mi. second half
Shiggy Level: Pavement pounder, but watch out for those shots. They’ll getcha.


Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to Z, Help Mother Nature out – Save some down-down cups and bring your mug on trail! Bring a cranium lamp, mug, and filled water bottle! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Farragut North Metro (Red):
– Glenmont                             12:02
– Shady Grove                        12:09

Last trains out of Farragut West Metro:
Blue:
– Franconia-Springfield                      11:55
– Largo Town Center                         12:00
Orange:
– New Carrollton                               11:56
– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU                       12:10
Silver:
– Wiehle-Reston East                         12:06
– Largo Town Center                         11:54

On After: Recessions!
Specials: Kitchen open till 11:30!

Upcoming Events!

  • October 7 – Mean Girls and/or Ballbuster Trail!
  • October 9 – DC Red Dress Run!

Give Back to the Hash!

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected].
  • ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] to talk about it.

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EWH3 #1252: The 11th Anal Jorts Association of Arlington Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 26th – Crystal City Metro (Blue/Yellow)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.

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Tour duh short-shorts, it’s the jorts trail!  Come on out in your favorite pair of jeans-cut-into-shorts, or jorts (everyone can tell if they’re just jean shorts- you’re not fooling anyone), and enjoy a Jorts trail through Arlington that ends exactly where you think it does, because there’s two parts to this theme trail: jorts and Freddies. In summary: JORTS.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link). No cash will be accepted at trail.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 26, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Crystal City Metro (Blue/Yellow), Follow marks

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Near Crystal City Metro

Hares: Roll Over, Bitch! You Can’t Handle the Poop! Heaven’s Gape! A mystery hare!!!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 2.6 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1 mi. first half / 0.9 mi. second half
Shiggy Level: Pretty low. Do stairs count as shiggy?

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A’, jortswear encouraged, minimal shiggy and maybe even some A/C.  Skies out thighs out. Bring a headlamp, mug, and water bottle! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Crystal City Metro:
– Franconia-Springfield                 12:25
– Largo Town Center (Blue)           11:47
– Huntington                                 12:05
– Mt Vernon                                  11:38

On After: Freddies!
Specials: KARAOKE! Please tip the VJ!!!

Upcoming Events!

  • Sept 2 – Anything But Clothes (ABC) trail, start crafting now!
  • Oct 7 – Mean Girls and/or Ballbuster Trail!
  • Oct 9 – DC Red Dress Run!


Give Back to the Hash!

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected].
  • ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] to talk about it.

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EWH3 #1251: The Geri DC QuinceañeraTrail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 19th – Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.

Reminders:
1. Bring a full reusable water bottle to start
2. HashRego before trail!!

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Fifteenish years ago a young GeriatricMandering left Georgia to begin a life in DC. And while some family members think she’s pushing the boundaries on how long this phase will last, this will be cause to celebrate! It’s too hot for 40 yards of taffeta, so go for the next best things – tutus!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 19, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Eastern Market Metro – work your way to the park diagonally from the metro station.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Pennsylvania Ave & 8th St SE

Hares: GeriatricMandering; Split Her Bare; Son, What the Fuck; General Tso’s Dicken

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2 second half
– Walkers: .8 mi. first half / .9 second half
Shiggy Level: Pretty low. Do stairs count as shiggy?


Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A’ (.5 mi). Bring your own vessel, a headlamp, and a FULL water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver):
– Franconia-Springfield                  11:40
– Largo Town Center (Silver)         12:09
– Largo Town Center (Blue)           12:17
– New Carrollton                            12:11
– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU                   11:53
– Wiehle-Reston East                    11:51

On After: The Brig, 1007 8th St SE
– QR codes will be on the tables and the waiters will bring drinks/food to your table.


Give Back to the Hash!

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected].
  • ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] to talk about it.

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EWH3 #1250: The DC Staycation Tourist Trail – Thursday, August 12th – U Street/African-Amer Civil War Memorial/Cardozo (Green/Yellow)


As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. As always, vessels are required.

Reminders:
1. Bring a full reusable water bottle to start
2. HashRego before trail!!

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The dog days of August are here in DC.  And with that comes stifling heat, a side of humidity, and DC’s national bird – Tourists!  If you’re not a tourist out of town yourself, you’ll be here dodging them on the metros, in your favorite restaurants, on the mall, etc. It’s an unavoidable fact of DC life in August if you’re stuck here.  So if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em!

Come to trail this Thursday wearing your tackiest DC tourism garb and join the pack in making the tourists dodge us as we romp around downtown searching for beer the tourists don’t know about!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 12, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: U Street/African-Amer Civil War Memorial/Cardozo (Green/Yellow Line) – 10th St Exit

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10th and U NW (across the street from metro)

Hares: Special Head Kid, What’s a Boner, The Defense Breasts, General Tso’s Dicken

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mile first half / 2.3 second half
– Walkers: 1.1 mile first half / 1.15 second half

Shiggy Level: If you find shiggy, you’re not on trail


Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A’ (.3 mi). Bring your own vessel, a headlamp, and a FULL water bottle (see Heat, stifling). Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of U Street (Yellow/Green Line):
– Fort Totten 12:23
– Branch Ave 11:45

On After: Sudhouse
Specials: $3 beer and $6 mixed drinks with a wristband (they’ll give us wristbands)

Give Back to the Hash!

  • ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] for details
  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected]. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).

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EWH3 #1249: The Fifth Anal Face/Off Trail! – Thursday, August 5th – NoMa-Galluadet (Red)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. As always, vessels are required.

Reminders:
1. Bring a full reusable water bottle to start
2. HashRego before trail!!

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Another year older, none the wiser. Cum join Schrödinger’s Cock as he attempts to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Dress as your hares for a special shot-based opportunity. Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure..), it’s time for a face… off!

Need some inspiration? Check out some previous guests of honor…

Stain Gretzky

Tony Panda!

Texas Hold Him!

General Tso’s Dicken…?!

and of course…

Schrödinger’s Cock!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 5, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: NoMa – Gallaudet (Red Line) – Florida Ave & 2nd St Exit

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 1st & M St NE – You can take the Met Branch Trail

Bus Options: 90/92

Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock, Poon-apple Juice, General Tso’s Dicken, Mouthful of Clam, and Just Emily

Trail Details: In celebration of SchroCo’s last year in his “early-30’s”, runners’ trail will be approximately 3.3 miles (about 2.2 first half, 1.1 second half). Walkers’ trail is about half the distance of runners’.

Shiggy Level: 0.33 – Trail is dog friendly, on-after may not be. 


Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to Z (0.7 miles) or A1 (0.8 miles). It should be a nice night for a face/off. Pack smartly, bring your mug, and water. Be smart, have fun, hunt down your doppelgänger. Sign up on Hash Rego is required!

Last Trains out of NoMa-Gallaudet (Red Line):
– Glenmont 12:14 PM
– Shady Grove 11:56 PM

Last trains out of Mt. Vernon Square (Yellow/Green Line):
– Branch Ave 11:48 PM    
– Fort Totten 12:20 AM      
– Huntington 11:51 PM

On After: TBD – Listen for an announcement at end circle! A mask is recommended for on-after, but we are aiming to be outside!

Recommended Pre-Lube: The Eleanor for $6 wings, $5 nachos, $5 drafts, and more!

Give Back to the Hash!

  • ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] for details
  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected]. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).

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EWH3 #1248: The Cream of the Crop Top Trail! – Thursday, July 29th – Rhode Island Ave – Brentwood (Red)

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. As always, vessels are required.

Reminders:
1. Bring a full reusable water bottle to start
2. Sign up on HashRego before trail

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When humans learned to produce crops, they achieved the second greatest advance in civilization of all time.  When they learned to produce crop tops, they peaked.

Wear yours.  Don’t have one?  If you have a shirt and scissors, you have a crop top!

Free the navel!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 29, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM sharp!

Where: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood, follow marks to west side of track

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood

Hares: Stain Gretzky, Slothy Seconds, Atari 6900, Mouthful of Clam, Just Doug, Just Emily

Trail Details:

– Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 1.6 second half
– Walkers: 0.9 mi. first half / 0.7 second half
– low to no shiggy

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A’ (.2 mi. to metro). Bring your own vessel, a headlamp, and a FULL WATER BOTTLE. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood

Last Trains out:
– Glenmont                12:16 PM
– Shady Grove          11:54 PM
– double check your apps!

On After: MetroBar

  • Empanadas will be available!
  • All beer, wine, liquor is DMV made!


Give Back to the Hash!

  • ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] for details
  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected]. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).

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