As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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On June 30, 1938.

In Action Comics Issue #1 a new universe was published. A planet destroyed by forces beyond its inhabitants control. A super human child arrives at Earth and becomes Superman, The Man of Steel.

Similarly, because of inhuman debauchery and insanity White House kennel grew and expanded. Finally, some of its spawn became faster, younger, and weeknight friendly.

Yes, Everyday Is Wednesday became the kennel of The Dark and Steamy Thursday Nights.

And this Thursday, your mother kennel is invading your night.  Hares Dwarfus Interruptus and Jeremiah Was a Cum Frog (Dah dah dah) hare a trail that doesn’t require superhuman strength.  But you must come expecting a superhuman good time.

If you don’t have a superman cape, come as any super hero or caped crusader you wish. Or, even recycle that Superhero Costume you created for the EWH3 AGM a few years back.

 It’s a dwarfus trail, there may be treasures to find and redeem on trail.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 30, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Rosslyn (Orange, Blue, Silver), follow marks from metro to the start in Gateway Park Rosslyn

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Lynn Street & 19th Street North

Hares: Dwarfus interruptus and Jeremiah Was a Cum Frog (Dah Dah Dah), plus a possible mystery hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.7  mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.2 F irst half / 1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69

Dog Friendly, Stroller Friendly (But may need help with stairs and roots)


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 

Is that our founding father?



End Metro: 
Rosslyn

Last Trains Out:

BLUE (To Franconia/Springfield):  12:24

BLUE(To Largo): 11:55

SILVER (To Largo): 11:37

SILVER (To Reston): 12:05

ORANGE: (To Vienna): 12:15

ORANGE: (To New Carrollton): 11:42

On After*: Continental. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials:Superman is special!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

EWH3’s 1300th Trail 

& CABIN Crawl 

is July 16!

Regos open now!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price.

https://forms.gle/v2U767NNiG64WYwJ8

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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It’s hot. It’s humid. It’s summer in DC. Cool off with the biggest pool-free pool part this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, prepare to get wet and wild.

For the fifth(?!) year in a row, we’ll have itsy-bitsy attire and plenty of gummy bears (and also maybe some “teeny weenies” – sorry not sorry). Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, one piece suits, speedo, tankini, or mankini. 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 23, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Waterfront Metro, follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 4th & G St SW

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrodinger’s Cock, Dry Rub, Stain Gretzky, Bipolar Bear, maybe a mystery hare? 

Trail Details:
Thanks to the pandemic, both the suits and the trail will provide more coverage than usual!

Runners’ trail will be approximately 5.2 miles (about 2.3 first half, 2.9 second half) for Eagles. Turkey and Duckling options available. Walkers’ trail is about half the distance of runners’. Be prepared for light shiggy in the form of water features and gummy bears. 


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B or Z (you’ll have metro choices). You WILL get wet! Trail is dog-friendly, and so is on-after, but do you really want to smell a wet dog all night? (Present company excluded). It should be a nice summer night. Pack smartly and bring you water wings & mug! Be smart, have fun, wear your sunscreen. 


End Metro Last Trains Out:

Capitol South (Option 1)

– Franconia-Springfield (Blue): 11:49PM

– Largo Town Center (Blue): 12:15 AM

– Largo Town Center (Silver): 11:55 PM

– New Carrollton (Orange): 12:00 AM

– Vienna/Fairfax (Orange): 11:55 PM

– Wiehle-Reston (Silver): 11:47 PM

Navy Yard-Ballpark (Option 2)

– Branch Ave (Green): 12:17 AM

– Greenbelt (Green): 11:52 PM

On After*: Atlas Taproom (TBD) If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. There are indoor and outdoor options. 

Specials: You’re special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

EWH3’s 1300th Trail 

& CABIN Crawl 

is July 16!

Regos open now!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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We want you to enlist yourself in trail this week and join us for a celebration of Flag Day and the 247th Army birthday! The pack will go on an Army invasion of northern Old Town Alexandria – the Port City and formerly a Torpedo Factory town. Army gear and U S Flag representations are encouraged! Pride Flag, too, if desired. Even Virginia! Or DC, since we will be within the “original” boundaries.

*Does not represent actual trail length

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 16, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Braddock Road Metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Braddock Road Metro North

Hares: General’s Farm Animal, Bumspringa, Wee Willie Wanker, and Just Sheri (all current or retired Army personnel) and a possible mystery hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.4 mi. first half (Turkey option on T/E split is shorter) / 3.1 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.5 mi first half / 1.5 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69 


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

Prelube:  Lost Dog for those who are content with beer, wine, glutard options; Dos Amigos for those who prefer tequila before deployment; and/or  Lena’s for those who don’t want to leave “camp.”

End Metro: Braddock Road Metro (Blue/Yellow)

Last Trains Out:

Franconia-Springfield (Blue)  12:39 AM

Greenbelt (Yellow)                  11:31 PM

Huntington (Yellow)                12:14 AM

Largo Town Center (Blue)       11:40 PM

On After*: Mason Social. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. There are indoor and outdoor options.

Specials: The Army is special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

EWH3’s 1300th Trail 

& CABIN Crawl 

is July 16!

Regos open now!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!


As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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[THWORP!!] What’s that sound? It’s the collective clacking of your favorite queers and their big rainbow fans inviting you to celebrate PRIDE!! Whether you’re a member of the family or just an awesome ally – this trail’s got something for everyone.  We got sparkles, we got shots, we got drama, we got Chaco tan lines, we got finger guns and rainbows galore. Bring your best Judy and come frolic through Dupont Circle and the Golden Triangle for this year’s PRIDE TRAIL!! #inclusivehashing #pridewasariot 

Bonus (cause you know we love extra)!  It’s also Edub’s leg of 2022 Tour duh Hash so extra shenanigans will surely be on offer.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, Thursday, June 9, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Dupont Circle Metro, meet in the circle! 

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 

Massachusetts Ave & Dupont Circle NW

20th & O St NW/ Dupont South

Hares: Atari 6900, Burlington Ho-Factory, Colliteral Damage, General Tso’s Dicken, Dry Rub

Trail Details: 

– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 2.69 mi. second half

– Walkers: .7 mi. first half / .6 mi. second half

Shiggy Level: Pavement pounder. Dog friendly. Queer and Ally Friendly!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.25 miles to metro)]. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 

On After*: RECESSIONS!!!!  If you plan to come to the On After, note that this is an indoor venue and indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: Gay Ole Karoke!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

End Metro: Farragut West

Last Trains Out:

Blue Line Franconia-Springfield   12:02 AM

Silver Line Largo Town Center      11:42 PM

Blue Line Largo Town Center       12:00 AM

Orange Line New Carrollton          11:47 PM

Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 12:10 AM

Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East     12:00 AM 

End Metro: Farragut North

Last Trains Out:

Red Line Glenmont       12:02 AM

Red Line Shady Grove  12:08 AM

Upcoming Events!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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 Have you ever wondered what happens when a collection of people with questionable soul content get together to lay a trail? Have you been questioning when this unseasonably cold spring is going to end? Have you ever asked if the curtain matches the carpet? Well then have we got the trail for you! 

Break out the 90 spf and sun hats, because all your favorite gingers have joined together to kick off the impending heat wave. Show your support for your melanin challenged friends by dressing up as your favorite ginger or just bringing extra sunscreen because somehow we still never have enough. 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 2nd, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro 

Nearest Capital Bike Share: New Hampshire Ave & 24th St NW

Hares: Bipolar Bear, Ginja Ninja, Turkey Twat, Defense Breasts, Leaning Tower of Please Ya

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.3 first half /1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 


End Metro: Foggy Bottom

Last Trains Out:

Blue Line Franconia-Springfield 12:04 AM

Silver Line Largo Town Center 11:40 PM

Blue Line Largo Town Center 11:58 PM

Orange Line New Carrollton 11:45 PM

Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 12:12 AM

Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 12:02 AM

On After*: Tonic. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.

Specials: You’re Special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

  • 2022 Tour du Hash (TDH) is June 3 -12!  
  • EWH3’s 1300th Run & Pub Crawl coming on July 16th, save the date! More details coming soon.

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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Are you sick of the monotony of pounding (hehe) pavement downtown? 

Want to feel like you’re trailblazing through the Blue Mountains?

Well you’re in luck because this week Schrödinger’s Cock and gang are going to take you through some of the best shiggy AdMo and Kalorama have to offer! Strap on those new (*snicker*) trail running shoes and rego today.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 26, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan. Follow the marks from metro exit south to the corner of Connecticut Ave NW & Calvert St NW

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Calvert and Connecticut NW

Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock, Mouthful of Clam, Poon-apple Juice, Son, What The Fuck, and Unobtainium

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.9 mi. first half / 1.5 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 4.69 (plus water crossing for Eagles)

TOUGH dogs only on runners! Walkers trail has stairs, a smallish detour is possible.


Miscellaneous Crap:
Trail is A to A’. Watch out for PI, it’s shiggylicious out there! Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. ID necessary for end circle, which is inside a bar.

End Metro:
Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan

Last Trains Out:

– Glenmont (Red): 11:57 PM

– Shady Grove (Red): 12:13 AM

On After*: Grand Central. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.

Circle will be held indoors, outdoor seating is available if you wish to not participate in circle.

Specials: It’s a bar ending! Your rego covers two drink tickets.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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Do you love running? 

Do you love drinking?

Wait, we meant beer not necessarily vodka… but in any event, come run a Schitty Trail on Thursday!  

Be you a Moira,

An Alexis

A David

Or your own special schitty someone, come on out to Gallery Place and get ready to run the Schittiest Trail of the year!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 19, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Gallery Place, exit towards Portrait Gallery

Nearest Capital Bike Share: F & 7th NW

Hares: Colliteral Damage, Son What the F*ck, General Tso’s Dickens, Stain Gretzky

Trail Details:
– Runners: ~2mi. first half / ~2 mi. second half

– Walkers: ~1 first half / ~1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69 (city shiggy) 


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 


End Metro: Gallery Place (Green/Yellow)

Last Trains Out:

Green Line Branch Ave – 11:52 PM

Red Line Glenmont – 12:08 AM

Green Line Greenbelt – 12:20 AM

Yellow Line Greenbelt – 11:50 PM

Yellow Line Huntington – 11:55 PM

Red Line Shady Grove – 12:02 AM

On After*: 618 Cocktail & Whiskey Bar  https://www.bar618.com/  If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: Waiting on discounts, but we have the roof!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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“Due to circumstances beyond Gispert’s control, this week’s trail has been modified to the “Thursday is A Hashing Day Trail”! Start is still at Eastern Market, but will begin by the metro and the on-after will be Atlas Brew Works! Hope to see everyone there!”

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 12, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Eastern Market Metro / Pennsylvania Ave & 8th St SE

Hares: Colliteral Damage, Boom Goes the Vaginamite, Sir, Captain Hooker, Sir!, GeriatricMandering, and Dingle All the Way

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.1 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.9 first half / 1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69

Pack a vessel, pack extra water. Weather is super unpredictable this time of year, so layers. Also BVC with the downtown traffic. 


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (0.7 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Navy Yard  – Green/Yellow

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave 12:17 AM

Greenbelt 11:52 PM

On After*: Atlas Brew Works. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: You’re Special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

  • 2022 Tour du Hash (TDH) is June 3 -12!  TDH 2022 shirts are available for pre-order at https://www.customink.com/g/pcq0-00ck-d4kn!  Pre-order closes May 11.  Pre-order shirts will be delivered at TDH 2022 trails. There will be a limited amount of shirts for sale at TDH trails at a slightly higher price than the pre-order.  Order today!
  • EWH3’s 1300th Run & Pub Crawl coming soon, stay tuned for more details!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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A long time ago, in a country…. Well, not so far away, a ragtag band of fighters, outnumbered and outgunned, defeated a far superior force from the Empire *ahem* of um.. Napoleon III, on Cinco de Mayo! 

Which is the day right after… May the 4th (be with you!)  Coincidence?  Not anymore!

Unclear to this hasher why Cinco de Mayo and May the 4th haven’t previously been combined into some hot salsariffic Jedi Sith action before, but we can remedy this obvious lacking in the galaxy.

It’s not JUST about Diego Luna.

Anyway, come to a galaxy far away called Benning Road, and join other degenerates tramping through the wilds east of the river in search of the Jedi Juice and Sith Suds we on Earth call beer.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 5, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Benning Road Metro (Blue and Silver Line)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Benning Rd & East Capitol St NE / Benning Rd Metro

Hares: Special Head Kid, Special Red, What’s a Boner, Cocktease Falcon, Lickthyologist, maybe a mystery hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.69 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.5 first half / 1.3 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 3.69 (poison ivy and other ITCHY NATURE POSSIBLE, wear your SHIGGY SOCKS). There will be a Turkey / Eagle split; Eagles will get WET)


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, A CRANIUM LAMP, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.


End Metro: Potomac Ave (Blue, Silver, and Orange lines)

Last Trains Out:

Franconia-Springfield                       11:45 PM

Silver Line Largo Town Center 11:59 PM

Blue Line Largo Town Center           12:19 AM

Orange Line New Carrollton           12:04 AM

Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:51 PM

Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 11:43 PM

On After*: Trustees!  If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: See if you can use your Force abilities to get free beer

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

  • 2022 Tour du Hash (TDH) is June 3 -12!  TDH 2022 shirts are available for pre-order at https://www.customink.com/g/pcq0-00ck-d4kn!  Pre-order closes May 11.  Pre-order shirts will be delivered at TDH 2022 trails. There will be a limited amount of shirts for sale at TDH trails at a slightly higher price than the pre-order.  Order today!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! The hash requires hares. Want summer trails? Lots of empty spots on the calendar. Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!



As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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To be clear, this trail has NOTHING to do with the problematic Kingsman movie franchise (Taron Egerton’s charm be damned). Instead, it is about the Kingman Park Neighborhood! You know, the area that used be large mudflats along the Anacostia due to deforestation. Then marsh grass sprang up, catching the raw sewage being dumped there, and public health officials worried the flats were a breeding ground for mosquitos carrying malaria and yellow-fever. That’s the place, let’s go! 

In the 1920s the Anacostia was dredged and the soil was dumped on the wetlands and designated Anacostia Park (no one mentioned the wetlands’ role in cleaning water and absorbing floods). Houses went up and were predominately bought by Black middle-class families headed by federal employees and/or folks that left the Deep South during the great Migration.

Kingman Park residents have a strong history of civil action. There were able to prevent the Oklahoma Ave Metro Station, the 695 extension, a second football stadium next to RFK, and a theme park on Kingman Island. In 2003, they even got DC officials to cancel the 10-year deal for car races in the RFK parking lots!

After the run we will take in some Kingman Park nightlife with an On-After at the Biergarten Haus on H Street. They serve bier BY THE LITER.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 28, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Stadium-Armory Metro, follow marks to bike share at 19th and East Capitol

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 19th & East Capitol St SE

Hares: Mouthful of Clam, Maybe It’s Gaybelline, Boom Goes the Vaginamite, and Just Hannah

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.7 mi. first half / 2.4 mi. second half

– Walkers: .8 first half / 1.2 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (1.2 miles to metro, streetcar available). Bring your own vessel, A CRANIUM LIGHT, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Union Station

Last Trains Out:

– Glenmont (Red): 12:12AM

– Shady Grove (Red): 11:58PM

On After*: Biergarten Haus If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. There is a outdoor back patio.

Specials: Kingman Park is special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]

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