EWH3 #1530: The 13th Anal ABC Trail, August 6, 2026, Capitol South (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)

Prelube: Bullfeathers, 410 First St SE

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10 years ago, a very confused muggle walking home through an already sketch parking lot saw dozens of strange people in various states of undress, gathered around a van with kegs in the back. In a somewhat completely predictable display of poor judgement, he decided to investigate. Within 24 hours, he’d called his therapist to say he found a much cheaper alternative for what to do with his Thursdays.

Please join us for a very special edition of EWH3s ABC* Run: All Biplolar’s Comorbidities. Caution tape, cardboard, duct tape, aluminum foil, a bedsheet toga, strategically placed stuffed animals, pool floats, whatever the recycling gave you. Cotton is cheating. Wear shoes you can run in, bring a change of clothes for the bar, and most importantly, a desire to solve your problems with alcohol.

*ABC = Anything But Clothes

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 6, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Providence Park, follow marks to Start from Capitol South Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 

Hares: Bipolar Bear, Uno Dos Tres Lift Off, Please Step Away from the Whores, These Are the Tits You’re Looking For, Mrs. Nuttersworth

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.4 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.3 mi to Federal Center SW Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Federal Center SW (Blue/Orange/Silver)

Last Trains Out:

Downtown Largo (Blue) – 12:07 am

Franconia-Springfield (Blue) – 11:46 pm

New Carrollton (Orange) – 12:05 am

Vienna (Orange) – 11:59 pm

Downtown Largo (Silver) – 12:15 am

Ashburn (Silver) – 11:51 pm

On After*: Walter’s Sports Bar, 10 N St SE

Specials: YOU’RE special!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1355: Friendship Slip n Slide!, 30 July, 2026, Rosslyn Metro (Orange/Silver/Blue Line)

Prelube: Open Roads

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At one point, we were all strangers. Never knowing who one another was until one of the crazy hashers said “HEY, I KNOW A GROUP YOU’D LIKE!”

In honor of “International Friendship Day”, let’s embrace one another in our weird friendship and enjoy a run through the woods, streets, neighborhoods, and eventually one another.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 30, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Rosslyn Metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Capital Bikeshare: Rosslyn Metro / Wilson Blvd & N Moore St

Hares: Oh Hey Not Gay, Chugga Chugga Snu Snu

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.4 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half

– Walkers: 2.6 mi the whole way

– Shiggy: 1.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.4 mi to Courthouse Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Court House Metro

Last Trains Out:

Silver – Ashburn: 2:08am

Silver – Largo: 1:54am

Silver – New Carrollton: 1:43am

Orange – Vienna/GMU: 1:46am

Orange – New Carrollton: 2:20am

On After*: John Lyon VFW Post 3150

Specials: Oh Hey Doing A dance

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1528: Turd’s 10th Hashiversary Trail, July 23rd 2026, East Fall Church (Orange/Silver)

Prelube: None

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Ten years ago, someone invited Just Ben, who had just graduated from the space cadet academy, to a space-themed running event. He had questions. Mostly, “what kinds of weirdos run for fun?”

Then, in Opening Circle, he took his flight suit off to reveal nipple tassels and spandex shorts. The reaction from the crowd told him “ah yes, these are indeed my people.”

Just Ben and his hash mom Twaterboarding

Evidence of a pirate flag on the hip is on brand too.

The rest is hashing history. The world has gone to complete shit since then, but at least we still have our happy little cult!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 23rd 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: East Falls Church

Nearest Capital Bike Share: East Falls Church Metro / Sycamore St & 19th St N

Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Uno Dos Tres… Liftoff!, and a mystery hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.7 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.6 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 2.69 (hills, rocks, roots)


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to East Falls Church Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: East Falls Church

Last Trains Out:

Silver Ashburn: 12:35am

Silver Largo Town Center: 11:45pm

Silver New Carrollton: 11:36pm

Orange Vienna: 12:29am

Orange New Carrollton: 11:41pm

On After*: Dogwood Tavern

Specials: You’re special!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1527: Will Squat for Friends Trail, 7/16/2026, 2026, Huntington Metro (Yellow Line)

Prelube: 2260 Lounge

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Howdy y’all! My friends and I were at the AGM even back in January and we drunkenly signed up to hare this summer. We all don’t live in DC, so let’s see what happens! Trail seems like it’s straightforward since we will start and stop at the Mount Eagle Park. If y’all have been there on more than one occasion this year, my apologies! It’s hard to guest hare!

Prepare to do a bunch of squats and work those legs!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 16, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Mount Eagle Park, follow marks from Huntington Metro south exit (up the hill)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: N Kings Hwy & Fort Dr

Hares: Will Squat for Beer, Sorrest Rump, 17 Fisting on 15, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 1.6 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 2.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.4 mi to Huntington Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Huntington

Last Trains Out:

Yellow Line: 12:43am

On After*: Two Jefes

Specials: Squats is special!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1526: The I’m on a Boat Trail, July 9th, 2026, Crystal City (Yellow/Blue Line)

Prelube: Potomac Social Tavern 

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The weather forecast says we’re sailing into a storm this week, so be ready to get wet. Sailor outfits, swimsuits, etc, this week put on your boat attire, whatever that may be.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 9, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Crystal City Metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: https://maps.app.goo.gl/SHFCLojHamXGrUyG6

Hares: Ready Player None, Brass to Mouth, Suck Squeeze Bang Blow

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.4 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1 mi first half / 0.65 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.8 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Crystal City

Last Trains Out:

Downtown Largo (Blue) – 11:46

Franconia-Springfield (Blue) – 12:28

Huntington (Yellow) – 12:10

Greenbelt (Yellow) – 11:48

On After*: Freddie’s Beach Bar & Restaurant

Specials: Karaoke

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1525: In-de-penis from Britain, 02Jul26, 2026, Virginia Square/GMU (Orange/Silver)

Prelube: Wood & Iron 

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The Fourth of July (In-de-penis Day) in the United States is the single most internationally celebrated and recognized holiday commemorating In-de-penis from Britain. However, over 69 countries globally celebrate their own national In-de-penis from the United Kingdom on various dates throughout the year, making it one of the most widely observed historical milestones in the world, celebrated an average of every 6 days

Cum dressed as your favorite in-de-penis colon-y, or your favorite colon-ass-er! 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 25, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Virginia Square/GMU (Orange/Silver)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: At the metro!

Hares: Cuntry Fried Seaman, Deep Throat Corndog, Chugga Chugga Snu Snu, 

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half /.69 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1 mi first half / .33 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (.5 mi to VA Square Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: VA Square

Last Trains Out:

To Ashburn (Silver Line) / Vienna (Orange Line):

  • Monday–Thursday & Sunday: ~12:10 AM

To Largo (Silver Line) / New Carrollton (Orange Line):

  • Monday–Thursday & Sunday: ~11:50 PM

On After*: American Legion Post 139

Specials: Special Red is Special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1524: Third Anal NOT Father’s Day Trail, June 25, 2026, Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center (Green/Yellow Lines)

Prelube: TallBoy: (Happy Hour 3-6pm)

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Hear ye, hear ye, wankers: it’s once again time to celebrate that glorious occasion… It’s the Third Anal NOT Father’s Day Trail!!! 🥳 

No offense to the breeders, but you have your days, this a day for all of us non-breeders. We should have a day to be celebrated for offsetting the reproducers & keeping the population in check.

Whether pulling out, anal, oral, condoms, or good ol’ fashioned vasectomies, however you prevent pregnancy when you cum, cheers to you!! And cheers to the ladies too, for doing the heavy lifting with birth control and playing goalie. This trail celebrates all who haven’t procreated, for whatever your reasons… 

And if you need some reasons, here are some celebrity takes on why they don’t spawn: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/g35350991/celebrities-without-kids/

Also, the sun will be setting LATE, so feel free to celebrate the solstice just a little late. And, it’s going to be 🔥HOT🔥 so be smart and dress like you’re trying to get pregnant/get someone pregnant – knowing you can’t 😉

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 25, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center Metro (Green/Yellow lines) 

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Capital Bikeshare: Convention Center / 7th & M St NW

Hares: No Strings Attached, Schrodinger’s Cock, Bipolar Bear, Sexually Anxious Disease, Havana Lewinsky

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 1.5 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.0 mi. first half / 0.75 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.00069


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.2 mi to Shaw-Howard U Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light (will be light til 9, shouldn’t need it), dry shoes (only if it’s gonna rain), bug spray, and a full water bottle (will be HOT). Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Shaw-Howard University Metro Station

Last Trains Out:

Green – Branch Ave: 11:52 PM 

Green – Greenbelt: 12:21 AM

Yellow – Greenbelt: 12:03 AM

Yellow – Huntington: 11:54 PM

On After*: Electric Cool-Aid

Specials: They will have the Team USA World Cup match on!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1523: 2nd Anal Fuck My Tatas Birthday Trail, June 18, 2026, Huntington (Yellow)

Prelube: 2 Jefes Tex- Mex (happy hour 3-7pm)

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Remember last year when we celebrated birthday twins How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck and Ha-Cum-On My Tatas with all-day drinking at Lyman’s? They do. (At least mostly…)

Well, another year has come and gone, and it’s once again time to celebrate two of your favorite geminis. We’re dragging you out to Huntington, but we promise we’ll make it worth your time. There will be beer. There will be shots. Stick it out after end circle and you may even get to hang around the fire pit with pizza and more beer until the clock strikes midnight and it’s officially your birthday kweens’ special day.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 18, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: 

Huntington Metro parking lot along Huntington Ave (NORTH station exit)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Huntington Metro North

Hares: How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck & Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half (eagle option +0.5m)  / 2.1 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 3.69 for runners; 0.69 for walkers


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.5 mi to Huntington Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Huntington

Last Trains Out: Yellow line to Greenbelt – 11:35 PM

On After*: Tatas’ Backyard

Specials: Chuck and Tatas are special.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1522: Everybody LBGTAQ? (Everybody Loves a Bigger Gayer Trail, Any Questions?), June 11, 2026, Pentagon City (Blue/Yellow)

Prelube: Chevy’s

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🌈OMG you slutty 💅🏻bitches💅🏻 RU ready for the BIGGEST 👨🏻‍❤️‍👨🏽 QUEEREST 🏳️‍🌈PRIDE TRAIL🏃🏼‍♀️‍➡️🏃🏼‍♂️🏳️‍🌈 EVER⁉️⁉️⁉️ 

UR INVITED TO THE EVERYDAY IS WEDNESDAY PRIDE + TOUR DUH HASH TRAIL 🏳️‍🌈🍻🍺🏳️‍🌈🍺 

🌈🍺It doesnt MATTER IF UR ONLY GAY WHEN YOUR DRUNK, UR Straighter ⤴️⤵️⚧️than LADY G🙈🙉🙊, or just an ALLY who likes to fluff 🐓🐓 for your friends!!!

🍺🍻🥶 Bring your PRIDE &  leave your dignity 💦😜 CUM DRESSED IN YOUR GAYEST OUTFITS😎‼️‼️  BEING STRAIGHT is optional but glitter IS mandatory ✨👗🕺

CUM THIRSTY🍆✊🏻💦🤤, LEAVE WITH NEW FRIENDS, AND A TRAIL THAT WILL FINALLY GET OH HEY TO SAY I AM GAY🌈👯‍♂️🍻🌞

🌈💅🏻🌈😘🍺WE’RE HERE, WE’RE QUEER AND WE STUCK OUR 🐓BITS🐈 IN ALL THE BEER🍺😘🏳️‍🌈🔥🎉

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 11, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Virginia Highlands Park, follow marks from Pentagon City Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: At the Metro

Hares: Cuntry-Fried Seaman, Screeching Eargasm, Lays Trails Not Wives

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.7 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.4 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69 for walkers, 1.69 for runners


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.5 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Crystal City

Last Trains Out:

Blue Line (Franconia-Springfield): 12:24 AM

Blue Line (Largo): 11:46 PM

Yellow Line (Huntington): 12:09 AM

Yellow Line (Greenbelt): 11:48 PM

On After*: Freddies Beach Bar! 555 23rd St. S Arlington, Virginia 22202

Specials: Ur Mom says I’m Special. Also karaoke.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1521: The British are Cumming Trail, June 4, 2026, Dupont Circle (Red Line)

Prelube: The Admiral Pub! Prelube in pure British fashion with a few pints

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The Revolutionary War. The War of 1812. Beatlemania. Ed Sheeran’s sweaty manboobs. All blips on the radar compared to the day that our very own Autism Speak with Deities, aka Tizzy, comes back from her sleeper cell training across the pond to unleash unbridled British revenge on the United States for daring to dump tea into the Boston Harbor!

Just remember, KEEP CALM AND HASH ON-ON!!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 4, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Dupont Circle

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 20th and Q St NW

Hares: Autism Speak with Deities, Ready Player None, Lancelittle, Cuntcerto in D Major

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.81 mi first half / 0.84 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.36 mi to Dupont Metro, 0.35 mi to Farragut North). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: DuPont Circle (Red Line)

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont 12:00am 

Shady Grove 12:12 am

On After*: Recessions

Specials: Karaoke is special. British rock encouraged but not required 

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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