Aloha! Break out those tropical prints, shades, beachballs, and coconut bras for this tropical island trail. Come bask in that January darkness and sharp windchill. Mahalo!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45PM Thursday January 28, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Stadium-Armory (Orange, Blue, Silver), Exit 19th St. and Independence Ave.

D’erections: East on Independence, continue on walking trail to parking lot, cross parking lot to the northeast corner of Lot 8.
Capital Bike Share: 19th St. SE and E. Capitol St. SE

Hares: Around the World in 80 Lays, Bondage James Bondage, and special helper hare.

Trail Length: 
Runners: 2.2 miles first half / 1.9 second half
Walkers: 1.3 miles first half / 0.8 second half
(dog friendly, stroller iffy)

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a cranium lamp. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

  1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  2. Help your next Hare Razor by signing up for trails! Email [email protected] to secure a date!
  3. Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo or pull up your favorite (?) memory and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit. 

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app!
Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe! 

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202)813-0689 

Four years ago a very weird era started in the U.S., and then one year ago to the date of trail, then Just Kirsten, while attempting to frogger a busy road, took on a battle with an automobile.

Both scary incidents were survived with battle scars and stories to tell over beers. So don your best glow/reflective gear and join us for an invigorating jaunt around Cleveland Park and a celebration of survival as your incumming mismanagement kicks off a new era of being safety third.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45PM Thursday January 21, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Cleveland Park, East exit

D’erections: Follow marks to start behind California Tortilla

Capital Bike Share: Connecticut Ave & Newark St NW

Hares: Lickthyologist and 21 Gum Salute

Trail Length: 

Runners: 2 miles first half / 1.9 second half (dog friendly!)

Walkers: .9 miles first half / 1.2 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a cranium lamp. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

  1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  2. Help your next Hare Razor by signing up for trails! Email [email protected] to secure a date!
  3. Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo or pull up your favorite (?) 2020 memory and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit. 

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe! 

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202)813-0689 

EWH3 #1217, #1218 and #1219 – AGM: A HashMas Carol! (Phase 2.69) – 11am, 2pm, and 5pm Saturday, January 16, 2021 – Multiple Locations

Join us as your past MisManagement, current MM, and future MM take you on a tour of DC, covering you in that warm sticking holiday spirit. Our AGM this year is a little different; to keep the pack size small, we’ll have TWO live trails–get glazed like a ham in the morning at 11AM or stuffed like a turkey in the evening at 5PM; please register for ONE of them, so that as many as possible can attend. Either way, everyone is invited to our official turnover at 2PM on Zoom. Gispert bless us, everyone!

Ghost of Mismanagement Past / Morning Trail 11AM

Bid the ghosts of MisMan Past a sweet farewell! Forgive their Scrooge-like behavior, it’s been a year. It’s been a long dark road, and we just need a little lift in our spirit!

When: 11AM, Saturday January 16. Pack away at 11:15AM!
Where: Tenleytown/AU – start at Fort Reno Park

D’erections: Follow marks from metro station north on Nebraska Ave, turn into the parking lot by the school.

Capital Bikeshare: Wisconsin Ave & Brandywine St NW

Hares: Tacos On A Bridge and Son, What the Fuck?!

Trail Length:

Runners: 1.75m first half / 1.5 second half

Walkers: 1m first half / 1m second half

Misc. Crap: Trail is an A to A. Dress warm. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Snacks will be provided. Be smart, have fun. Rego here!

Ghosts of MisMan Present!/Turn Over 2PM
Take a break from the cold outdoors and grab a beer (pretend you had to shove past a bunch of wankers at Kelly’s) to join the virtual Official Turnover! Rego for the Zoom only option is available.

The Ghost of MisMan Yet to Cum! Evening trail 5PM

Celebrate (or take pity on) the new wankers as they guide you through the streets of NoMa!

When: 5PM, Saturday January 16. Pack away at 5:15PM!

D’erections: Exit metro and follow marks to start!

Capital Bikeshare: First & M St NE

Hares: Mystery hares!

Trail Length:

Runners: approx 3.5miles

Walkers: approx 2 miles

Misc. Crap: Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a lamp. It should be a nice evening. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Snacks will be provided. Be smart, have fun. Rego here!

With the turn of a calendar cums a new administration, bringing in fresh half-minds with new ideas for serving the people…beer! That’s right, your 2021 MisManagement will debut at AGM! Save the date for a double trouble trail and virtual announcement: Saturday, January 16, 2021 at 11am, 2pm, and 5pm. More details on the rego page here!

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It’s the farewell tour of your 2020 MisMan! We started the year bright eyed and bushy tailed…

Got to have a few on-afters, too (remember bars?!)…

thank you to the frat guy who bought a drink for the cute red he*d we formally know as ThrobbinHood

And came back from virtual circles with spaced-out gusto.

And unlike a millennial’s future, we can peacefully retire. Adios!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45PM Thursday January 14, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Georgetown – start at Francis Scott Key Memorial Park!

D’erections: From Rosslyn: walk across Key Bridge and follow marks to park.

Capital Bike Share: 34th & Water Streets NW

Hares: Son What the Fuck?! and ThrobbinHood

Trail Length: 

Runners: 2miles first half / 1.5 second half (dog friendly!)

Walkers: 1.1m first half / 1.1m second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a cranium lamp. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

  1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  2. Help your next Hare Razor by signing up for trails! Email [email protected] to secure a date!
  3. Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo or pull up your favorite (?) 2020 memory and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit. 

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe! 

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695 

Following the events that transpired downtown yesterday, the district is in a heightened state of security, anxiety, and uncertainty. In an effort to maintain the safety of our community, avoid potential altercations with visitors, and reduce our impact on both local and supportive policing agencies, we have made the decision to cancel tonight’s trail. 

This decision was not made lightly. As of this email, the mayor has not yet enacted a curfew, nor are the areas in which trail was planned closed to the public. However, we feel that it is reckless and ill-advised to gather and participate in our typical weekly activities. 

Hash cash refunds will be issued to those who have signed up via HashRego. In lieu of attending trail, we encourage you to stay safe at home and consider supporting a local-owned business, uploading a photo to our virtual trail album, or gathering virtually with those near and far alike. It is our sincere hope that we are back to business as usual soon, when we have returned to the safe and inclusive city we all know and love. 

On – On

EWH3 Mismanagement

Happy freaking new year, wankers! With the turn of a calendar cums a new administration, bringing in fresh half-minds with new ideas for serving the people…beer! That’s right, your 2021 MisManagement will debut at AGM! Save the date for a double trouble trail and virtual announcement: Saturday, January 16, 2021 at 11am, 2pm, and 5pm. More details cumming soon.

Welcome to the non-holiday side of winter! Find your blankets, snuggies, and onesies as we welcome in the New Year! (The blanket fort will be postponed till next year.)

Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo of how you’re staying cozy and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure a very snuggly trail credit. 

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45PM Thursday January 7, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Union Station

D’erections: Exit station, following marks to the flag posts and knock-off Liberty Bell out front.

Capital Bike Share: 2nd & Massachusetts Ave NE

Hares: GeriatricMandering & Lickthyologist

Trail Length: 

Runners: 1.5miles first half / 1.5 second half (dog friendly!)

Walkers: .9 first half / .9 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and festive. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

  1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  2. Ring in the new year with new trails! Contact the Hare Razor at [email protected] to secure a date!

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe! 

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695 

Right around 9 years ago the Hares went to their first hash in Georgetown and have been coming back ever since. Come on out to say goodbye to this craptacular year but also to say hello to a new one by running a super flat trail in CP.

Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo of how you’re dropping balls on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit. 

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: SPECIAL TIME! 2:00PM Thursday December 31, 2020. Pack away at 2:15 PM!

Where: Cleveland Park exit Westside

D’erections: Exit Westside of Metro and follow marks to start. The start will be near 3098 Sedgewick St., NW

Capital Bike Share: Conn Ave & Newark St., NW

Hares: Tuck Tuck Deuce & Sorest Rump

Trail Length: 

Runners: 1.9miles first half / 2.2 second half (level 3 shiggy aka expect muddy trails with the predicted rain!)

Walkers: .9 first half / .9 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A. Dress warm and prepare for rain. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

  1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  2. Ring in the new year with new trails! Contact the Hare Razor at [email protected] to secure a date, ’cause we all need something to look forward to.

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe! 

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695 

Bah Hum Bug! Bring a camp chair and your craziest holiday stories for this special trail!

Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo of how you’re avoiding your family on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure a very festive trail credit. 

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: SPECIAL TIME! 11:00AM Thursday December 24th, 2020. Pack away at 11:15 AM!

Where:  Navy Yard Metro Stop, Ballpark side – Follow the trail of tinsel to parking lot under 695.

D’erections: Exit on the Ballpark side, turn right after exiting the station, Left on M St., right on S. Capitol and left to the parking lot under 695.

Capital Bike Share: 1st & K St SE

Hares: Please Step Away From the Whores & Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack

Trail Length: 

Runners: probably 1 mile

Walkers: .69

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A. Dress warm and festive. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

  1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at ewh3brew[email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  2. 2020 may be full but that doesn’t stop YOU from signing up to hare trails in 2021! Contact the Hare Razor at [email protected] to secure a date, ’cause we all need something to look forward to.

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe! 

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695 

It is getting cold outside… wear a onesie… or don’t…

Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit. 

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45Thursday December 17th, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Brookland/Catholic U. Metro (Red Line) – Exit Bus/Parking Lot side, start under the bridge

D’erections: As you exit the metro, turn right, head up the stairs. Look for marks. Start under the Michigan Ave bridge.

Capital Bike Share: John McCormack Dr. & Michigan Ave NE OR 10th & Monroe Sts NE

Hares: Haystack & mystery hare

Trail Length: 

Runners: 2 miles first half, 1.5 second half (shiggy level 1.69)

Walkers: .75 first half, .75 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to Aish. Bring your cranium lamp. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

  1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates in December!
  2. 2020 may be full but that doesn’t stop YOU from signing up to hare trails in 2021! Contact the Hare Razor at [email protected] to secure a date, ’cause we all need something to look forward to.

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe! 

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695 

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe! 

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Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That’s right, for the sixth year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!   

Virtual trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, and send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit. 

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 Thursday December 10th, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Fort Totten Metro (Red and Green Lines) – Follow marks to start. NOTE: Start is in Fort Totten Park itself. See here.

D’erections: From the entrance to the metro, turn left. Follow the sidewalk to the pathway that cuts across the grass. Turn left on the path. Turn left on Fort Totten Drive. Turn left into the park at the first grassy open area.

Capital Bike Share: Capital Bike Share: Fort Totten Metro (1st Pl. NE & Galloway St. NE), or New Hampshire Ave NW & Gallatin St. NW (both are equidistant to start).

Hares: Head Injury & mystery hare

Trail Length: 

Runners: 2.3 mile first half, 2.1 second half

Walkers: 1.0 first half, 1.0 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A. Bring your cranium lamp. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates in December!

2. 2020 may be full but that doesn’t stop YOU from signing up to hare trails in 2021! Contact the Hare Razor at [email protected] to secure a date, ’cause we all need something to look forward to.

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695