When: Any time on Thursday, April 30 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: What’s the quickest way to double the wanker count of EWH3? By adding adorable, fluffy beer bitches! We encourage you to walk/show off your fur babies or fosters, named or not. Bring them to circle with a Meowler High Life or a Bark Moon!

At any time on Thursday, April 30, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Your house!


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CIRCLE UP at 7pm!


Join Zoom Meeting:
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Meeting ID: 947 7104 9383
Password: 6969

Scroll to the end for Zoom circle info!

Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here!

Post your photos to the Google Photos album here!

When: Any time on Thursday, April 23 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Top knots and flowing locks are for the 2010s. Show off your wildest hairstyle, your most colorful wig, and turn craniums (from a distance) on your DIY hash. We’re so far into quarantine there are no bad hair days!

At any time on Thursday, April 23, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Your house!
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CIRCLE UP at 7pm!

Join Zoom Meeting
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Meeting ID: 747 5648 5179
Password: downdown

Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here!

Post your photos to the Google Photos album here!

When: Any time on Thursday, April 16 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: The year is 2020…the barter system is making a comeback, people are wrestling over toilet paper, and I’ve seen too many terrible Corona beer puns to count. Escape the world falling apart around us and launch into space this week! Show us your most extraterrestrial look and comment with your best (or worst) space pun/dad joke/pick up line.

At any time on Thursday, April 16, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Your house!


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CIRCLE UP at 7pm!

Join Zoom Meeting:
https://zoom.us/j/94771049383?pwd=dmlTTHdHWTZpY0JmMVBub3JleURVdz09

Meeting ID: 947 7104 9383
Password: 6969

EWH3 #1176 – The National Unicorn Day Trail (Virtual Trail)

Scroll to the end for Zoom circle info!

Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here!

When: Any time on Thursday, April 9 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: It’s National Unicorn Day! Show us your rainbows, your sparkles, and everything else that makes you a goddamn beautiful unicorn. Trot where you please and spread some joy in this global disaster! 

At any time on Thursday, April 9, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Your house!

CIRCLE UP at 7pm!


Join Zoom Meeting – https://zoom.us/j/686205215

Meeting ID: 686 205 215

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On After: Your house!

Welcum, welcum, welcum! This week we have 2 editions to our virtual trail!

First, if you’re missing our lovely faces, join us for circle on Zoom. Gather at 7pm, circle starts at 7:15pm. You *must* use your hash name to be admitted to the circle.

Join Zoom Meeting here: https://zoom.us/j/461594782

Meeting ID: 461 594 782

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Second, Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here! Especially for any wanker still drinking Natty Light from the comfort of their home.

EWH3 #1175 – The April Showers trail (Virtual Trail)

When: Any time on Thursday, April 2 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: April Showers- Grab your umbrellas, golashes, and any other rain gear (do ponchos double as PPE?) for a rainy April romp! However you decided to brave the storm the RAs have set up for us – either strolling to your neighborhood beer vendor for pickup to keep them around, or sitting on your couch with a beer listening to the rain, you can still earn a trail count! 

At any time on Thursday, April 2, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you and/or you frequent contact without increasing exposure risk). 

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Your house!

If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to [email protected].

When: Any time on Thursday, March 26

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Flower Power – Grab your allergy meds and your hand sanitizer for the first trail of spring! Whether you take a stroll by that one cherry blossom tree down the street, don your most fabulous floral atheleisure, or just spray some hibiscus scented Lysol around the living room, join us! 

At any time on Thursday, March 26, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you and/or you frequent contact without increasing exposure risk). 

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Your house!

Greetings, wankers!
As you know, many years ago, the Hash House Harriers were founded with the following goals:

  • To promote physical fitness among our members
  • To get rid of weekend hangovers
  • To acquire a good thirst and to satisfy it in beer
  • To persuade the older members that they are not as old as they feel

In an effort to continue quest to honor these objectives, we encourage you to join us at Everyday is Wednesday as we explore a new trail format: BYOHare!

EWH3 #1173 – The Work-From-Home Trail 

When: Any time on Thursday, March 19

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Home-Office Casual

At any time on Thursday, March 19, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you and/or you frequent contact without increasing exposure risk). 

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Your house!

If you have any questions, feel free to reach out to [email protected]. We hope you can join us (from a safe distance)!

Due to the COVID-19 pandemic and elevated risk of transmission, and in accordance with the order of the Mayor of DC [link: https://mayor.dc.gov/sites/default/files/dc/sites/mayormb/publication/attachments/MO-Prohibition-on-Mass-Gatherings-During-Public-Health-Emergency.pdf], EWH3 has suspended weekly trails until further notice. Our priority is the safety of our members, and EWH3 Mismanagement will reassess whether the conditions permit us to responsibly and safely run a trail upon the lifting of the Mayor’s order. We can’t wait to get back to hashing, so please check this page for further updates as the situation warrants.

Everybody loves flannel.  It’s cozy, it’s fashionable, and it’s never out of season.  Whether your flannel style is this…

this…

or this…

… there is a flannel look for everyone.  Bust out your pjs, button ups, kilts, and show us your buffalo.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, March 12th. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Rhode Island Avenue metro – exit to the left (do not cross the bridge)- follow marks to start!

Hares: Stain Gretzky, Atari 6900, Dial F, Chicks Ahoy!, Cheech & Dong, and L’Chymen

Trail Length:  Runners total trail: 1st half 2.4mi / 2nd half 2.0mi

Walker’s total trail: 1st half 1.1mi / 2nd half 0.9mi

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. No chance of PI, should be dog friendly and they are allowed on the patio at on-after.  Pack smartly and definitely bring a cranium lamp. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of NoMa Gallaudet: RED:  Glenmont 11:34pm / Shady Grove 11:26 pm

On-After: Red Bear Brewing Co. (209 M St NE)

Specials: Red Bear is staying open an extra hour just for us and we’ll have reserved tables.  Tip your bartenders!

It’s time to flashback to those days of yore. Bust out those letter jackets, JNCOs, wrestling uniforms, or other memorabilia. You know you want to wear it outside the house.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, March 5th. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Union Station – follow marks to start!

Hares: GeriatricMandering, Coliteral Damage, Tacos on a Bridge, Moose Knuckles, Honey Bunches of Cunt, & Atari 6900!

Trail Length:  Runners total trail: 1st half 2.1mi / 2nd half 2.1mi

Walker’s total trail: 1st half 1.0mi / 2nd half 1.0mi

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z and a pavement pounder. If you find bushes and other PI you’ve gone too far back in time. Stroller & dog friendly. Pack smartly and bring a cranium lamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Eastern Market:

ORANGE: New Carrollton 11:34pm / Vienna Fairfax-GMU  11:23 pm

BLUE: Largo 11:47pm / Franconia Springfield 11:17pm

SILVER: Largo 11:32pm / Wiehle-Reston 11:10pm

On-After: Finn McCool’s, 713 8th St SE

Specials: Stay tuned! There’s something called ‘Kicked the Keg’ as well.