As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.

For this reason, masks must be worn AT ALL TIMES and vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide and stay tuned for updates. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

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This Thursday come say thank you for being a friend by running (or walking!) with your friends, and celebrating the birthday of the late, great Bea Arthur. Are you a Blanche? A Rose? We’ll travel down the trail and back again to find out!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 13, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro

D’erections: Follow marks to start at the super familiar location

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 24th and New Hampshire Ave NW

Hares: Colliteral Damage, Honey Bunches of Cunt, General Tso’s Dickens

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2.2 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly
– Walkers: 1.1 mi. first half / 1.2 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Last Trains out of Foggy Butt:
– Largo Town Center 10:58 PM
– New Carrollton 10:47 PM
– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:12 PM
– Wiehle-Reston East 11:08 PM

Give Back to the Hash!

  • ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email [email protected] for details
  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email [email protected]. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).

COVID Rules for Brews!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to rego!)
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.


COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

Sorry this announcement is late, but you know what they say:

As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. For this reason, we are continuing mask and vessel requirements on trail. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide and stay tuned for updates. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

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April showers bring May . . . babies? What kind of showers are we talking about exactly?? Regardless of what they grew out of, let’s celebrate the special flowers that were born this month.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 5, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Brookland-CUA Metro, Exit towards the bus side

D’erections: Exit towards the bus side and follow marks.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10th and Monroe

Hares: PSA and Haystack

Trail Details:
Runners: 2 mi. first half / 1.5 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly
Walkers: .5 mi. first half / .5 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog + Stroller Friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] by May 2 for more information!
  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!

EWH3 Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to rego!)
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. DC is now offering walk-up COVID-19 vaccines! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccinatedc for more information.
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information. 
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As DC enters phase 1c of vaccination, we can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. However, it is more important now than ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

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Welcome to the second ever Sesame Street Trail, this time brought to you by counting, and the numbers 1, 2, 3 & 4! Bring out your favorite Sesame Street character paraphernalia and be ready to sing some tunes of Sesame Street while we hash to where the air is sweet and the beer flows free. As homage to Sesame Street, we’ll be visiting playgrounds across NE in our search for beer.  Because Sesame Street.  😀

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 29, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Rhode Island Ave Metro, Follow marks to the north side of Rhode Island Ave to start

D’erections: Exit to the Home Depot side of the metro, and turn left and head to down the ramp on the north side of Rhode Island Ave.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island Ave station

Hares: Special Head Kid & Seizure’s Phallus

Trail Details:

Runners: 2.6 mi. first half / 2.2 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly
Walkers: 1.1 mi. first half / 1.1 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog + Stroller Friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] by May 2 for more information!
  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!

EWH3 Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to rego!)
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information. 
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As DC enters phase 1c of vaccination, we can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. However, it is more important now than ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

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You just saw some cherry blossoms and now you’re ready for some dirty hot summer! Get ready to pretend it’s sweat season with this epic DC island trail. We haven’t planned to make all your fantasies (good or “bad”) come true if you are guests on this trail… but the hash has a way of granting fantasies, does it not?

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 22, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Stadium Armory (Orange, Blue, Silver), Exit 19th St. and Independence Ave., walk east on Independence, continue on walking trail to parking lot, cross parking lot to the northeast corner of Lot 8.

D’erections: East on Independence, continue on walking trail to parking lot, cross parking lot to the northeast corner of Lot 7.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 19th St. SE and E. Capitol St. SE or 19th St. SE and C St. SE

Hares: Around the World in 80 Lays; Bondage, James Bondage; and Honey Bunches of Cunt

Trail Details:

Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.9 second half
      Shiggy level 1.69 – Dog Friendly
Walkers: 1.3 mi. first half / 0.8 second half
      Dog Friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] by May 2 for more information!
  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!

EWH3 Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to rego!)
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information. 
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As DC enters phase 1c of vaccination, we can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. However, it is more important now than ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

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Have you already spent your tax refund on drinks to drown the weltschmerz of this long and lonely COVID winter? Or have you been unable to even begin them, consumed by the thought that reality is a veil, a fiction built on the back of perceptions packaged by our senses, which are themselves infinitely fallible, that nothing therefore is truly knowable and everything is meaningless?

Then your hares invite you to drown that existential angst in booze and exercise endorphins, for nothing is certain but death and taxes…and beer!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 15, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Fort Totten Metro (Red and Green Lines) – Follow marks to start. NOTE: Start is in Fort Totten Park itself. See here.

D’erections: From the entrance to the metro, turn left. Follow the sidewalk to the pathway that cuts across the grass. Turn left on the path. Turn left on Fort Totten Drive. Turn left into the park at the first grassy open area.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Fort Totten Metro (1st Pl. NE & Galloway St. NE), or New Hampshire Ave NW & Gallatin St. NW (both are equidistant to start).

Hares: Head Injury and a surprise!

Trail Details:
Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.1 second half
– Shiggy level 1.69 – Dog Friendly
Walkers: 1.0 mi. first half / 1.0 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog-in-a-Stroller Friendly

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!
  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] by May 2 for more information!

EWH3 Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to rego!)
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

As DC enters phase 1c of vaccination, we can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel. However, it is more important now than ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.

AND NOW FOR THIS WEEK’S TRAIL!!!

After a year of breaking down, it’s finally sundress season! Minus the weeks when it’s snowing, but that’s over, right?! It better be, because we have already prepped…

We have a whole new trail to go with your new dress, with lots of turns so you can give us a twirl! Everyone that sees us will be all

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 43 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 8, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Eastern Market

D’erections: Exit the station, walk SE to the stoplight at 8th and Penn, cross Penn to get to the playground between 8th St and 9th St.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 8th and Penn Ave SE

Hares (alphabetical): Moose Knuckle, More Men, and Mouthful of Clam

Trail:
Runners: 2.6 mi. first half / 2.1 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly
Walkers: 1.3 mi. first half / 1.2 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night to twirl. Be smart, don’t jump in the street, and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!
  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] for more information!

EWH3 Brew Crew!

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided.
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!)
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.


COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)

  1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

They say April showers bring May flowers. So what do May flowers bring?

Or was it… golden showers?

Don your wellies or your bathrobe as you explore the streets of Dupont circle in search of these elusive flours. Maybe you’ll find some extra surprises along the way.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 38 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 1, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Dupont Circle

D’erections: Exit the station from either side and proceed to the fountain in the center of the circle

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 20th & O St NW

Hares: Poon-apple Juice & Schrodinger’s Cock

Trail: 
Runners: 3.5 mi. first half / 1.5 second half
–       Shiggy level .69 (C’mon, it’s Dupont…) – Dog Friendly
Walkers: 1.25 mi. first half / 0.75 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A’. Bring your cranium lamps and your umbrella. It should be a nice night to scrub-a-dub. Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!
  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] for more information!

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided. 
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!)
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve! There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.

 
COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!) 

  1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information. 
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

It’s time to flashback to those days of yore. Bust out those letter jackets, JNCOs, wrestling uniforms, or other memorabilia. You know you want to wear it outside the house.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 33 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 25, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: NoMa-Gallaudet U – Florida Ave Exit

D’erections: Exit Florida Ave Exit. Start is pretty much outside the gate. You should hear it before you see it.

Capital Bike Share: 1st and M St NE – Outside the Harris Teeter on M

Hares: GeriatricMandering and Stain Gretzky

Trail: 

Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 1.9 second half
– Shiggy Level 1, dog-friendly
Walkers: 1.1 mi. first half / 0.8 second half
– Shiggy Level 1, dog-friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A’. *Bring your Cranium Lamp!*
Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!
  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] for more information!

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided. 
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! )
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.

 

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!) 

  1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

Do you ever wish you could turn back time? 364 days ago, a young starry-eyed Just volunteered to alpha hare her first trail right before a big weekend away. Unfortunately, 2020 had a different idea. Join us as we channel our inner Doctors, Doctors, and Doc(tor)s, Celebrate another year of 21 Gum being overzealous and finally run trail #1173!  [MASKS STILL REQUIRED THO]

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 18, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Navy Yard, New Jersey Ave Exit

D’erections: Exit Metro towards New Jersey Ave. Walk two blocks South on New Jersey and take a Left onto Tingey. Start is at the end of Tingey on the Left near the Trapeze School. Look for signs.

Capital Bike Share: 3rd & Tingey St SE, Washington, DC 20003

Hares: 21 Gum Salute, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, Ready Player None

Trail: 
Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 1.4 second half
–       Shiggy Level 1.69, dog-friendly, stroller friendly
Walkers: 1.2 mi. first half / 0.9 second half
–       Shiggy Level 0.69, dog-friendly, stroller friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A’. *Bring your Cranium Lamp!* Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

More Announcements!

  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an old (floury) hand that can train them. Email [email protected]!
  • EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] for more information!

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  • Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided. 
  • You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  • Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! )
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve! There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.

COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!) 

  1. Did you know you can pre-register for the COVID-19 vaccine? DC residents can register by visiting vaccinate.dc.gov and clicking on “Get Pre-Registered Now.”
  2. DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  3. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  4. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.  
  5. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

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First, The Big Announcement Continues!

EWH3 is looking to add another scribe to their lineup! Think you’ve got what it takes? Email the GMs at [email protected] for more information!

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Now for your regularly scheduled trail!

Is that your rising sign or are you happy to see me? Come see the Aries & Sagittarians be FRBs, the Virgos & Capricorns skip to end, and Pisces & Leos get lost AF.
If there’s one thing all the signs have in common, it’s a love for beer! Be sure to know your sign (below)!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 11, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Woodley Park/Zoo/Adams Morgan – follow marks to start!

D’erections: From the metro exit, walk south down Connecticut toward Chipotle & cross Calvert St.

Capital Bike Share: Calvert & Connecticut NW

Hares: Son, What the Fuck?! & Ginger Snatch

Remember your sign symbol for trail!

Trail: 
Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 2.07 second half
–       Shiggy Level 2.69, dog friendly
Walkers: 1.25 mi. first half / 1.5 second half
–       dog friendly

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is A to A’. *CRANIUM LAMPS NEEDED!* Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! (And remember your sign symbol for trail!)

More Announcements!

  • Please help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning! Email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • We need hares, whether you’re a first-time hare or an seasoned vet that can train them. Email [email protected]!
  • LAST WEEK FOR VIRTUAL TRAILS! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit. Due to lack of interest, this will be the last week with this option.

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:

  1. Sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. Hand sanitizer will be provided. 
  2. You must also wear a mask when interacting with Brew Crew (Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times)
  3. Trails will be cans-only. (Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!
  4. Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  5. You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 

Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!

There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.


COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!) 

  1. ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit the DC CAN page for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device.
  2. As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
  3. Check DC’s COVID-19 website for informative, local, specific information.  
  4. For information about where to get tested check the DC testing page. If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202) 813-0689