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20 Best Thanksgiving Memes - Funny Thanksgiving Photos to Share

This is the anal Thanksgiving Day trail.  Come help us celebrate the day the natives shared food with starving colonists before they were all slaughtered and rounded up on the sh*tiest pieces of land.  

Do not expect this to be a long drawn out affair.  We keep it short and to the point, just like _____________ (insert joke here).  As the fairest member of your hare team has so perfectly explained this is the past, “you will not burn off the calories of one scoop of mashed potatoes and gravy!”  If you want to get a nice, sweat breaking R word, we suggest you do it on your own, before or after trail.  (Or is this finally the year the hares make good on their threats, get their acts together, and lay an actual trail???) We will have plenty to drink, including our famous Wild Turkey shots.  

We do not serve anything before 11AM, so if you arrive early, BYOB.  DC weather is fickle and might be cold, so don’t forget those smallpox blankets to keep warm!

You Need to See These Hilarious Thanksgiving Memes

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: Special Start time of 11AM!!!! Thursday November 24, 2022

Rosslyn (Blue, Orange, Silver Line): exit on the east side, Moore St head to the Parking Deck above The Continental

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Lynn St & 19th St North 

Hares: Please Step Away from the Wild Turkeys, Purple Peter Eater and Areola Borealis


Miscellaneous Crap: Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: If you’re still at the hash when the metro stops running that is on you. We start at 11 A.M. you animals

Last Trains Out: Again, this shouldn’t be a problem. 

On After: Top of the parking garage until we run out of booze.

Specials: This whole trail is a special.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • Want to give back to the hash in a big way? Think you can run things better than the current batch of wankers?  Curious about how the hash functions behind the scenes? Want to know a bit more about what you can do? Check out the list of Mismanagement positions here. Please email the GMs if you are interested in a 2023 mismanagement position: EWH3GMs@gmail.com
  • New hab pre-order item available! 

Want to rep Hashington DC anywhere you go? Hoodies and crewneck sweatshirts (in a variety of colors) are available for pre-order until November 29. 

A limited number will be ordered in addition, so this is the only way to guarantee the perfect color and size combo! Order yours now!

  • Save the date for WIE! Weekend of March 31, 2023. 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com

This is not the greatest trail in the world, this is just a tribute! 

Roper and friends invite you to show up and be a GOAT. What does that mean? Dress up as the GOAT athlete, GOAT musician, GOAT hasher, throat GOAT, or even the GOAT goat. 

Maybe you are a GOAT. Are you the greatest at shotgunning beers? Finding trail? Getting lost and making the rest of us search for you in the dark because you were dumb enough to not have a cranium lamp or whistle? You can be your own GOAT. Just not GOATse, asshole.

Be the greatest! Be the GOAT! (There is close to a zero percent chance there will be live goats on trail. This is probably for the best.)

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, November 17, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Stadium-Armory

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Stadium/Armory

Hares: Red Roper, Head Injury, All Flash, Special Head Kid, maybe guests?

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.9 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half

– Walkers: .8 first half / .9 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.4 miles to metro)]. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Ave

Last Trains Out:

   
Silver Ashburn11:44 PM
Silver Downtown Largo11:58 PM
Blue Downtown Largo12:18 AM
Blue Line Franconia-Springfield11:46 PM
Blue Line Huntington11:50 PM
Orange Line New Carrollton12:03 AM
Blue Line New Carrollton12:12 AM
Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU11:52 PM

On After*: Trusty’s If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: You’re Special

Atari 6900 has been perpetually missing out on that great rave last weekend since 2016. He doesn’t need an excuse to dust off those unused glow sticks to celebrate 5 (would have been 6 if it wasn’t for that pesky virus) years of Unsting. 

Your hares will bring out that bass dropping, tremble shaking glow trail to celebrate November Babies’ birthdays! Trail will have all your favorite old school electronic beats. Like this one! 

And don’t forget!

Karaoke at the on-after…

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, November 10, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Pentagon City Ice Rink, 1201 S Joyce St, Arlington, VA 22202 (use the Mall exit, cross food court, through the parking lot, and come out to Narnia)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Army Navy Dr & S Joyce St (38.86329310356672, -77.06341892647829)

Hares: Atari 6900 & Friends

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.89mi. first half / 2.47mi. second half

– Walkers: .69mi first half / .8mi. second half

– Shiggy: 2.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own GLOW STICKS, RAVE GEAR, vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Crystal City Metro

Last Trains Out:

Downtown Largo 11:48 PM

New Carrollton 11:42 PM

Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport 12:33 AM

On After*: Freddies!!! If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

[There are indoor and outdoor options.]

Specials: Tip your bartenders and DJs! KaRaOkE!!!! 

When the hare was asked to lay a trail right after election day, he thought about recycling the last time he laid an election day trail.  Then he remembered that he laid that trail on November 3, 2016.  Nope, cursed.  So instead you’ll get a nice little jaunt up and down the hill, but not that hill.     

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, Nov 3, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Woodley Park Metro, exit south and walk south, cross Calvert. Look for wankers.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Calvert St. NW & Woodley Pl. NW

Hares: Roll Over, Bitch!, Just Marvin, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, and You Can’t Handle the Poop

Trail Details:
– Runners: 3.3 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half

– Walkers: 2.3 first half / 1.5 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 2.69

Bring a headlamp, it gets dark early! Flour will change to chalk around sensitive sites: BE CAREFUL AROUND THE NATIONAL OBSERVATORY – DO NOT TRY TO ENTER.


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.5 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Cleveland Park

Last Trains Out:

  • Glenmont 2355
  • Shady Grove 0015

On After*: Atomic Billiards If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: You’re special.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • Interested in Mismanagement? Think you can do a better job than the current group of wankers? (Is that even a question?  Of course you can!)  Come out to the Mismanagement Interest Happy Hour THIS WEDNESDAY November 2nd 7-8:30pm at Andy’s Pizza in NoMa – 51 M Street NW.  Upstairs.  Come drink beer on the hash, learn about the various MisMan positions, and sign up to give back to the hash!.  Not ready for Mismanagement?  Come out to learn about other opportunities such as being on the committee to plan AGM, WIE, Pub Crawl and other events, and sign up to brew crew and hare!


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It’s Halloween! Dress up and join your favorite witches as we serve up your favorite brews (Twinkle Juice!) and look for sexy ghosts! 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 27, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Foggy Bottom – Washington Circle Start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 22nd & I St NW

Hares: GeriatricMandering, Colliteral Damage, Whoregon Trail, Starship In Her Thighs, Infidellatio, Bless Me Father for I Have Rimmed, & Agent Orgy

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.9 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half

– Walkers: .9 first half / .9 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69

[There will be stairs on runners. Ghosts on both trails.]


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (.5 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. IT’S HALLOWEEN! Wear a costume! There’s going to be Twinkle Juice on trail. Maybe hydrate during the day and have a big lunch.

End Metro: Farragut North

Last Trains Out:

-Glenmont 12:02 AM

-Shady Grove 12:08 AM

On After*: Recessions. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: Stay tuned…

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • Want to give back to the hash in a big way? Think you can run things better than the current batch of wankers?  Curious about how the hash functions behind the scenes? Like free beer?  If so, then come out to EWH3’s Mismanagement Interest Happy Hour. Specific date/time/location coming very soon! Crush a slider, have some drinks on us, and pick the brains (or what is left of them) of current members of Mismanagement about their positions. Want to know a bit more about what you can do? Check out the list of Mismanagement positions here. Not sure you are ready for MM?  Come out anyway and learn about the other ways you can give back to the hash: you can join one of the planning committees for EWH3’s annual events like AGM, WIE, or Pub Crawl, and you can sign up for brew crew.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com

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It is finally time, once again, for a Sesame Street Trail! Only this time, it’s the dark, gritty, SEXY reboot!

Hashy Day, sweepin’ the hares away

On my way to where the beer is sweet

Can you tell me how to get? How to get to Sesame Street

Cum and play! Everything’s A-OK

Friendly hashers there, we’ll beat our meat

Can you tell me how to get? How to get to Sesame Street

It’s a magic muff dive, every mouth will open wide

To soggy people like you! Hashy people like, what a beautiful

Hashy Day!

As homage to Sesame Street, we’ll be visiting playgrounds across NE in our search for beer. Cum as the dark, gritty, and/or SEXY versions of your favorite PBS puppets!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 20, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Anacostia, exit north and cross Howard St

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Anacostia Metro (Shannon Pl. SE)

Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Special Head Kid, Seizure’s Phallus, and a mystery hare!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.6 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.7 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 4.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.9 miles to metro)]. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun

End Metro: Navy Yard/Ballpark

Last Trains Out:

– Greenbelt (Green): 11:52pm

– Branch Ave (Green): 12:17am

On After*: Solace Outpost – there are indoor and outdoor options.

Specials: Craft Beer and fellow hashers!

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Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • Want to give back to the hash in a big way? Think you can run things better than the current batch of wankers?  Curious about how the hash functions behind the scenes? Like free beer?  If so, then come out to EWH3’s Mismanagement Interest Happy Hour. Specific date/time/location coming very soon! Crush a slider, have some drinks on us, and pick the brains (or what is left of them) of current members of Mismanagement about their positions. Want to know a bit more about what you can do? Check out the list of Mismanagement positions here. Not sure you are ready for MM?  Come out anyway and learn about the other ways you can give back to the hash: you can join one of the planning committees for EWH3’s annual events like AGM, WIE, or Pub Crawl, and you can sign up for brew crew.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com

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One autumn evening in 2017, Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me set off on an adventure, leading two virgin hares in a lesson on how NOT to hare. Some hashers left that night with PTSD, cold bums, and a (now rational) fear of black chalk. Voted “Worst Trail of the Year” four years in a row, the 2017 Pumpkin Spice Latte Trail will live in infamy. Now, we return to the scene of the crime, for a Venti sized trail that’s sure to delight (or terrify). 

It’s fall y’all and you know what that means:

leggings, flannel, and Pumpkin Spice Lattes!

So dust off those Uggs and join us for the fourth semi-Anal #PSL Trail.

Brew Crew volunteers are few and far between, so your hares have embraced their creativity (with some inspiration from our brethren in other cities) to plan a bar-centric trail. We will gather at The Barking Dog for a bag drop and opening circle. Your hares will bring a (limited) amount of beer and seltzer to beer check before we return to The Barking Dog for a warm and creamy end circle. 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 13, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

We will be starting at The Barking Dog NOT at the Bethesda metro! 

Pre-Lube: The Barking Dog – 4723 Elm St, Bethesda

Drop off your bags early and grab a happy hour beer to get your night started!

Where: The Barking Dog (0.2 miles from Bethesda Station)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Bethesda Ave & Arlington Rd

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrodinger’s Cock, Dial F, Head Injury, Just May

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.25 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 first half / 0.8 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69 (8.89 if you count the black chalk)


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and your ID. This is a crew-free trail. We will start and end at the bar. There will be a bag drop at start, with bags locked up by bar staff, which is where we will circle up. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Bethesda

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont (Red) 11:45

Shady Grove (Red) 12:25

On After: The Barking Dog – 4723 Elm St, Bethesda

Note that this is where we will hold end circle (outdoors, weather permitting). Bags will be available for pick-up when the pack arrives back at the bar. Some drinks will be provided, but you are welcum to start (and close) your own tab. 

Specials: Kitchen open until 11, happy hour specials until 10

Upcoming Events and Announcements!

  • Mismanagement interest event tentatively scheduled for October 25th, stay tuned for details!
  • EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com

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As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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To ensure brew crew is adequately prepared, sign up on HashRego is required for Everyone.

THOSE WHO PAID FOR HASHTIVUS MUST ALSO REGISTER FOR THIS EVENT BUT NOT PAY

It’s RED dress weekend so we’re on the RED line on a trail being hared by RED Roper and Special RED. We’re not going to get too fancy because you have a full weekend to make bad decisions. Just kidding, you’ll have ample bad decisions to make on this trail.  YBFs that are half a mile long? Check. Dumpsterfire drinks? Of course. You may be calling “RED” by the end of trail.

This week you have two options for trails, A) a regular walkers or runners trail, or B) a ballbuster trail. Please indicate your preference in registration.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

Option 1) Regular Trail (Runners and Walkers Options)

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 6, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Union Station, follow marks to the start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Columbus Circle & Union Station

Hares: Red Roper, Head Injury

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1 first half / 1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap:
Trail is A to B (.3 miles to a metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.


Option 2) Ballbuster Trail Info

When: 5:30 PM Thursday, October 6, 2022. Pack will be away right at 6:00 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Ft Totten Metro, Follow Marks to the Start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Ft Totten Metro

Hares: Special Red, Roll Over Bitch & 9021-Ho! 

Trail Details:
– Runners: ~11 mi.

– Shiggy: 3.69

– 3 Beer checks!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. It’s a Ballbuster, so you’re mostly on your own till Beer Check…

After Trail Info – Both trail options meet at the end

End Metro:Noma/Gallaudet

Last Trains Out:

– Glenmont (Red): 12:14

– Shady Grove (Red): 11:56

On After*: Red Bear Brewing Co. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. There are indoor and outdoor options.

Specials: Red is Special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

  • Mismanagement interest event coming soon, stay tuned for details!
  • D.C. Red Dress: October 8th, rego here.
  • EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com

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As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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Cinch up your Dirndls and Lederhosen it’s Oktobierfest (be careful what you agree at an On-After to hare) in Shaw!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 29, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Shaw/Howard Metro, Follow Marks to Start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & R St St NW

Hares: Special Red, General’s Farm Animal, Lorena Hobbit, Just Kayla and possibly other Griswolds…

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2.5 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1 mi first half / 1.5 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69 

Pavement – ok for strollers, dogs, and GFA


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Shaw/Howard

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave (Green): 11:49pm

Greenbelt (Green): 12:19am

On After*: Dacha Beer Garden. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: The Hare is Special😬

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • D.C. Red Dress: October 8th, rego here.
  • EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com

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As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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YAAAARGH! Ahoy and avast, ya filthy landlubbers! 

This trail for the third time be celebratin’ International Talk Like a Pirate Day, the highest of holy days for the saltiest of sea dogs! So brush up on your pirate vocab, swab the poop decks, and raise the black flag, because it’s time for another pirate treasure hunting quest!

Tragedy has yet again befallen our beloved Captain Turd Kind—he’s lost his ship, his treasure, his flag, his rum, even his captain’s coat! But fret not me lads! With you on the crew, we can return to the golden age of piracy! Help Captain Turd Kind in all his pirating needs and you will be rewarded with a spot on his new crew (and with beer)!

BUT BEWARE! Danger awaits you! Not only is Davy Jones’ locker as perilous as ever, the Royal Navy has been alerted to our presence! Navigate these treacherous waters trails correctly and we will all enjoy grog and shanties together on the high seas!

RUM! BEER! QUESTS! SHANTIES! TREASURE! BOOTY! What else do you need in this life?!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 22nd, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Potomac Avenue Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac and Pennsylvania Ave SE

Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Princess Jizzman, and Roll Over Bitch!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.9 first half / 0.9 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.4 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Ave

Last Trains Out:

– Downtown Largo (Blue): 12:18 am

– Downtown Largo (Silver): 11:58 pm

– New Carrollton (Blue): 12:03 am

– New Carrollton (Orange): 12:20 am

– National Airport (Blue): 11:46 pm

– Wiehle-Reston East (Silver): 11:44 pm

– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange): 11:52 pm

On After*: Trusty’s! If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: More beer!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events and Announcements!

  • D.C. Red Dress: October 8th, rego here.
  • EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com

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