What happens when there are no hares and half of MisMan is sick? Drinking practice! Trail credit will be $1. Rego forthcoming.

Cum out and drink with us!

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, January 4, 2023.

Where: Andy’s Pizza NoMa (in Streets Market building), (NoMa-Gallaudet U Metro)

Hares: Nobody! Choose your own adventure!

Trail Details:

  • Runners: 0.0 mi. first half / 0.0 mi. second half (table to bar)
  • Walkers: 0.0 mi. first half / 0.0 mi. second half (table to bar)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Also NoMa/Gallaudet

On-After: Shockingly, Andy’s NoMa

Specials: Rumor has it, there’s a pitcher/food special, so grab some friends (or just the pitcher for yourself)

***REGO PAGE: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1390-happy-blue-ball-year-october-19-2023-no

Happy Blue (Ball) Year!

The end of the year can be a time for deep reflection on what you want to pursue as a New Years’ Resolution. Fortunately, we still have a few days to worry about that, and we can worry about being sober then. With an upcoming election year, come out to celebrate the last few days of peace we’ll have, as we all try to collectively figure out how to turn 2023 into a pair of glasses for the big night! (seriously… where is my left eye supposed to go?)

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 28, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: NoMa-Gallaudet U Metro

Hares: Tumey McBoatFace, Little Piggy, Atari 6900, Bitches Give Stitches

Trail Details:

  • Runners: 1.4 mi. first half / 1.6 mi. second half
  • Walkers: 0.9 mi. first half / 1 mi. Second half

Miscellaneous Crap: Red line metro is undergoing major construction between Gallery Place and Farragut North. Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Halfway between Brookland and Rhode Island Ave

Last Trains Out*: (Rhode Island)

  • Gallery Place: 11:38 PM
  • Glenmont: 12:32 AM

*There is major construction on the Red Line between Gallery Place and Farragut North. See metroalerts.info for more info and plan accordingly.

On After: Dew Drop Inn

It is Yule so we plan to follow the wise words of the famous fa la la Yuletide carol:
-Run a trail with Bow (Chicka Bow Bow) and holly
-Beer’s a reason to be jolly
-Don we now our Gay Apparel
-We might pick up trail treasure
-See the blazing Yule (log) before us
-Violate your friends then join the chorus
Down down down down down, down down down down


YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1389.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 19, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Courthouse Metro. Follow chalk marks to start.

Or here to be exact: https://maps.app.goo.gl/PgcdKN6jqVbAcUd88?g_st=i

Closest Bar for Prelube: Four Courts

Nearest Capital Bike Share: https://maps.app.goo.gl/URXT9TxdSvarEPr97?g_st=i

Hares: Bow Chicka Bow Bow, Tony Panda, Just Greg, Just Sadie, and Shamrock Your Cock

Trail Details:

  • Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half
  • Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half
  • Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A~ . Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Rosslyn (Orange, Blue, and Silver Lines)

Last Trains Out:
Silver Ashburn
12:09 AM
Silver Downtown Largo
11:53 PM
Orange New Carrollton
11:51 PM
Orange Vienna/Fairfax-GMU
12:13 AM
Blue Downtown Largo
11:55 PM
Blue Franconia-Springfield
12:16 AM

On After*: Rhodeside GrillSpecials: Thursday Night Raw Bar until 10 pm, plus their famous Eggnog is in season
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!EWH3’s AGM rego is live! January 13 at 8 PM – Rego now!Interested in joining MisMan? Some positions are still open for the 2024 term. Email ewh3gms@gmail.com for more info.
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

EWH3 #1389: Don We Now Our Gay Apparel Hash, December 21, 2023, Court House (Orange and Silver Lines)

It is Yule so we plan to follow the wise words of the famous fa la la Yuletide carol:
-Run a trail with Bow (Chicka Bow Bow) and holly
-Beer’s a reason to be jolly
-Don we now our Gay Apparel
-We might pick up trail treasure
-See the blazing Yule (log) before us
-Violate your friends then join the chorus
Down down down down down, down down down down


YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD (HareRazor to fill in).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 19, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Courthouse Metro. Follow chalk marks to start.

Or here to be exact: https://maps.app.goo.gl/PgcdKN6jqVbAcUd88?g_st=i

Closest Bar for Prelube: Four Courts

Nearest Capital Bike Share: https://maps.app.goo.gl/URXT9TxdSvarEPr97?g_st=i

Hares: Bow Chicka Bow Bow, Tony Panda, Just Greg, Just Sadie, and Shamrock Your Cock

Trail Details:

  • Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half
  • Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half
  • Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A~ . Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Rosslyn (Orange, Blue, and Silver Lines)

Last Trains Out:
Silver Ashburn
12:09 AM
Silver Downtown Largo
11:53 PM
Orange New Carrollton
11:51 PM
Orange Vienna/Fairfax-GMU
12:13 AM
Blue Downtown Largo
11:55 PM
Blue Franconia-Springfield
12:16 AM

On After*: Rhodeside GrillSpecials: Thursday Night Raw Bar until 10 pm, plus their famous Eggnog is in season
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!EWH3’s AGM rego is live! January 13 at 8 PM – Rego now!Interested in joining MisMan? Some positions are still open for the 2024 term. Email ewh3gms@gmail.com for more info.
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

Hey Snow Bunnies and Chill Cats,

Winter trails got you feeling SnowBored?

Well get ready for an event that is sure to lift your spirits.

Break out your winter wonders and your festive bottoms (or not) cuz we’re bringing the heat to the frosty vibes with our 2024 AGM:

Join us as we welcum 2024 MisManagement with three hours of bottomless beer, snacks, and games at the only Apres-Ski this side of Union Station. Rego today!

On – Ski You Later – On

Did you know Half the 262 species of monkeys in the world are threatened with extinction? Fifty-eight of the threatened species live in South and Central America, 46 in Asia and 26 in Africa. Of these, 24 monkeys are critically endangered, with an extremely high chance of soon becoming extinct in the wild. 

On December 14, celebrate National Monkey Day and honor our primate ancestors by engaging in some glorified monkey business. We’ll monkey around Petworth in search of shots, before returning to Lyman’s tavern for a barrel of fun!


* Everyday is Wednesday is not responsible for any injuries incurred due to errant banana peels.  

SIGN UP ON HASHREGO IF PAYING BY CARD: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1388

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 14, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Lyman’s Tavern – 3720 14th St NW (Closest metro – Georgia Ave/Petworth)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 14th St & Spring Road NW

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Head Injury, Vagina is for Lawyers, Roose Rips, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.1 mi. first half / 1.3 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.45 first half / 0.6 mi. second half
– Shiggy: .69

Bag drop at Lyman’s will start at 6:45, with opening circle out front promptly at 7:10. Someone will be appointed to stay with the bags, in lieu of a bag van.There will be no real beer check for this trail! Halves are separated by a shot check, however walkers will wait for runners who wish to switch to walkers’ trail. 

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (bar to bar). Bring your ID, a cranium light, and a sense of humor. Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Georgia Ave/Petworth
Last Trains Out:
Green Line to Greenbelt: 12:26am
Green Line to Branch Avenue: 11:43pm

On After: Lyman’s Tavern
Specials: It’s also end circle.. and start

Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That’s right, for the ninth year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1387.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 7, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines).  Follow marks to start (across Pennsylvania Ave. from the Metro entrance)!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 8th & Pennsylvania Ave. SE

Hares: Head Injury, Tie Me Up Before You Go-Go, Mystery Hares

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Avenue Metro

Last Trains Out:

Blue Line – Largo: 12:18pm

Blue Line – Franconia Springfield: 11:39pm

Orange Line – New Carrollton: 12:20pm

Orange Line – Vienna: 11:49pm

Silver Line – Largo: 12:11pm

Silver Line – Ashburn: 11:46pm

On After*: Trusty’s!

Specials: You are special.*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

‘Tis the year of our hero BARBIE, and she, like the Pretty Pretty Princess game, encourages to dress up and explore your potential jobs!  Are you President Barbie? 

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Is your job maybe Beach?  

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OR maybe Princess Barbie!  image.png

We can’t wait to find out!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1386

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, November 30, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Brookland Metro (Red Line). Follow the marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10th & Monroe St NE

Hares: Colliteral Damage, Spit n Spin, Geriatricmandering, Honey Bunches of C*nt, Whoregon Trail, Vagetarian

Trail Details:

Runners 1st Half 2.6 Mile / 2nd Half 1.6 Mile 

Walkers 1st  Half 1.5 Mile / 2nd Half 0.69 Mile 

Shiggy: .69 


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign-up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: NoMa 

Last Trains Out:

Red Line

– Glenmont: 12:14 AM

– Shady Grove: 11:56 PM

On After*: Last Call

Specials: You’re special!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

***********NOTE SPECIAL START TIME: TRAIL IS AT 11AM **********

20 Best Thanksgiving Memes - Funny Thanksgiving Photos to Share

This is the anal Thanksgiving Day trail.  Come help us celebrate the day the natives shared food with starving colonists before they were all slaughtered and rounded up on the sh*tiest pieces of land.  

Do not expect this to be a long drawn out affair.  We keep it short and to the point.  As the fairest member of your hare team has so perfectly explained this in the past, “you will not burn off the calories of one scoop of mashed potatoes and gravy!”  If you want to get a nice, sweat breaking R word, we suggest you do it on your own, before or after trail.  (Or is this finally the year the hares make good on their threats, get their acts together, and lay an actual trail???)

We will have plenty to drink, including our famous Wild Turkey shots.  

We do not serve anything before 11AM, so if you arrive early, BYOB.  DC weather is fickle and might be cold, so don’t forget those smallpox blankets to keep warm!

You Need to See These Hilarious Thanksgiving Memes

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD (https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1385).

When: Special Start time of 11AM!!!! Thursday November 23, 2023

Where: Rosslyn Metro (Blue, Orange, Silver Lines): Exit on the east side, Moore St head to the parking deck above The Continental

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Lynn St & 19th St North 

Hares: Please Step Away from the Wild Turkeys and friends!

Miscellaneous Crap: Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.


End Metro: If you’re still at the hash when the metro stops running that is on you. We start at 11 A.M. you animals

Last Trains Out: Again, this shouldn’t be a problem. 

On After: Top of the parking garage until we run out of booze.

Specials: This whole trail is special!

From the makers of Vault 69 and Fisto, this week your hares have a very S.P.E.C.I.A.L. trail for you. Run through a dystopian hellscape in an area controlled by all powerful defense contractors intent on convincing the American government they need to spend trillions to survive WWIII! Also, we’ll have some fictional video game stuff too. So suit up your power armor, strap-on your Pip-boy, and cum on out to our post-apocalyptic themed trail inspired by the Fallout video game series! Wear your favorite Fallout or videogame themed apparel, or show up as your favorite NPC!  Raider? Ghoul? Supermutant? Show us what makes you S.P.E.C.I.A.L.! 

Hope you brought your Radaway! “Toxic goo” will light the way to a bomb-tastic reward (beer!). We’ll have just enough shiggy to make you wish for a nuclear winter, so bring your own wasteland survival gear and a dry vault suit to change into.

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YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARDhttps://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1384

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, November 16, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Crystal City Metro (Blue and Yellow Lines), follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Crystal City Metro

Hares: Just MJ, Vagina is for Lone Wanderers, Bipolar Yao guai

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.5 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 1.8 mi. second half

– Radiation Exposure: 7.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.8 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun!

End Metro: Crystal City

Last Trains Out:

Blue Line Downtown Largo: 11:46 PM

Blue Line Franconia-Springfield: 12:26 AM

Yellow Line Huntington: 12:11 AM

Yellow Line Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center: 11:38 PM

On After*: Freddie’s Beach Bar & Restaurant, 555 23rd St S, Arlington, VA 22202

Specials: We are all S.P.E.C.I.A.L! Join us for karaoke! 

Free bottle caps if you sing something off the fallout soundtrack! 😉

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Once upon a time, 6 younger intrepid hashers set off to make the hash world a little more ravy. Since the beginning of the Unst Unst series, EWH3 has spun old-school beats, danced with bears, and dropped some sick beats.

While Atari is the only OG crew still hashing, this new crew is just as hoppin. 

Come join for the end of an era: The Last Unsting. 

Unsts of by gone eras:

The Unst Unst Unst Trail!

The Unst Unst Unst Part Deux: The November Sessions!

Unst Unst Unst: Triple Cummings Trail!

(Let’s pretend that there is hash flash for the 4th and 5th anal trails…)

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1383

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, November 9th, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: American University Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: At the metro station

Hares: Atari 6900, Stain Gretzky, Cumburgular, Burlington Ho Factory, Tumey McBoatface, Crocs On, Crocs Off

Trail Details: 

– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2.5 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 1.4 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 6.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (.3 mi to Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

End Metro: Tenleytown-AU

Glenmont 11:50 PM

Shady Grove 12:20 AM

On After: Guapos

Specials: Maybe?

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.