EWH3 #1520: The Heated Rivalry Trail, May 28th, 2026, Takoma (Red Line)

Prelube: Motorkat

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This Friday is National Heat Awareness day! Here at EWH3 we are celebrating with a heated rivalry between our runners and walkers! Who will cum first?? Who will win the Steinley Cup? Which two hashers will profess their homosexual love for each other after a years-long situationship? Tune in to find out!


YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 28, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Tacoma Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Tacoma Metro

Hares: Chuck Fuck, B-ho, Lay Trails not Wives, and more!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.69 mi. first half / 2.7 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.69 mi first half / 1.38 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.9 mi to Fort Totten Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Fort Totten

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont – 12:20 AM

Shady Grove – 11:51 PM

Greenbelt – 13:30 AM

Branch Ave – 11:43 PM

On After*: Jackie Lee’s

Specials: Roll-for-beer-shot-combo

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1519: The OG Trail, Thursday, May 21, 2026, Congress Heights Metro Station (Green Line)

Prelube: Sycamore & Oak, 100 Oak Drive (5 minute walk from start)

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It’s been a hot minute since we were in Congress Heights, so come on out east of the river and see what you’ve been missing!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 21, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Congress Heights Metro Station, north side parking area (Green Line)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 1290 Alabama Ave, SE, Washington, ,DC  20020

Hares: Semen on the Pew and Special Red

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.37 mi. first half / 2.1 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.01 mi. second half

– Shiggy: Runners: 6.69 (BRING DRY SHOES!) Walkers: 2.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (.5 mi to Congress Heights Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Congress Heights (Green Line)

Last Trains Out:

11:48 PM (towards Greenbelt)

12:23 AM (towards Branch Avenue)

On After*: Georgina’s Players Lounge

Specials: $3 domestics and $4 imports

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1518: The Summa Cum Loudly Trail, May 14th, 2026, Foggy Bottom

Prelube: CIRCA at Foggy Bottom

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Hasher and Harriettes – 

After two and half years of being bent over a desk getting railed by grad school work I have successfully completed my Masters program.  

Now with all this free time on my I guess I just have to lay a wicked trail to celebrate. Come on out this Thursday to see if I can work you guys over half as bad as my professors did.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 14th, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Capital Bikeshare: New Hampshire Ave & 24th St NW

Hares: VagLaw and Friends

Trail Details:
– Runners: 3.5 mi. Eagle or 2.3 mi. Turkey  / 2.6 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 1.3 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.2 mi to Dupont Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Dupont for end Circle, Farragut North or West for On After 

Last Trains Out:

Dupont:

–Glenmont 12:00 AM

–Shady Grove 12:10 AM

Farragut West:

Silver Line:

–Ashburn 11:59 PM

–Downtown Largo 12:01 AM

–New Carrollton 11:51 PM

Blue Line:

–Downtown Largo 11:59 PM

–Franconia-Springfield 11:54 PM

Orange Line:

–New Carrollton 11:57 PM

–Vienna 12:06 AM

On After*: Recessions

Specials: You’re special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1517: The “It’s Still Cinco de Mayo if You Never Put Down the Tequila Bottle” Trail, May 7, 2026, Eastern Market (Orange, Blue & Silver)

Prelube: La Plaza

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Happy Cinco de Mayo at least I think it’s still Cinco de Mayo, we’re probably still drunk and you should be too! Cinco de Mayo doesn’t end unless you stop drinking and none of your hares did. So cum on out and let’s keep the tequila flowing, bring your Cinco de Party vibes and let’s see if tequila makes your clothes fall off…………..…..we all know it does for Mongo

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 7, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 8th and Pennsylvania Ave

Hares: Mongo, Infidellatio, Mystery Hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 3 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.3. mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Eastern Market

Last Trains Out:

Ashburn 11:47

Downtown Largo 12;10

Franconia Springfield 11:42

New Carrollton 12:08

Vienna Fairfax 11:54

On After*: Tunnicliffs

Specials: Quality time with your beautiful hares

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
  • Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
  • Want to see all the dumb shit you did on trail? You can find all those trashy moments here!: https://www.flickr.com/photos/ewh3/albums/ 

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1516: Bugs Bunny’s Cream Pie, April 30, 2026, Potomac Yard Metro (Blue/Yellow)

Prelube: Dok Khao Thai Alexandria

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Grab your lube, lace up those running shoes, and get ready to pound the pavement like it owes you money!

This Thorsday, cum out and celebrate National Bugs Bunny Day the only way we know how, by enjoying the sweet, sticky taste of Bugs Bunny’s legendary cream pie! That’s right folks, the most iconic hare in history is turning up the heat, and we’re inviting you to hop on over, spread your legs for the occasion, and let that classic carrot-chomping rabbit fill you up with pure, nostalgic joy (and maybe a little something extra if you’re into that).

But wait! There’s more thrusting fun to be had, because on the same glorious day, we’re also honoring National Oatmeal Cookie Day, and we all know the best way to eat an oatmeal cookie is via oatmeal cream pie. That means you get double stuffed with a double creamy indulgence.

So whether you’re here for the run and love a good pounding, a casual walk, someone who just wants to feel something deep inside, or a total virgin ready to pop their cherry on the trail, this is your moment.

Come for the run.
Stay for the cream.
Leave with a smile on your face and a little extra bounce in your step with a trail that’ll leave you messy, satisfied, and probably feeling a little funny afterward.

Don’t just cum…
Cum HARD.
Cum FAST.
Cum celebrate with us. Don’t be a stinker, take that left at Albuquerque, and enjoy wabbit season with your fellow wankers!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 30, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Potomac Yard Metro (Blue/Yellow). Take the south exit (towards E Glebe Rd), follow chalk marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac Yard Metro Station South

Hares: Ms. Nuttersworth, Seedless Asian Man

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 3.0 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.69 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69 Walkers / 1.69 Runner’s


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.3 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Crystal City

Last Trains Out:

Blue Line

Downtown Largo 11:46 PM

Franconia Springfield 12:24 AM

Yellow Line

Greenbelt 11:48 PM

Huntington 12:09 AM

Mt Vernon Sq 11:19 PM

On After*: Crystal City Sports Pub

Specials: You’re special. (But also: all-day breakfast!)

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1515: Earth Day Trail, April 23, 2026, Braddock Rd Metro (Blue/Yellow)

Prelube: Dos Amigos

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In honor of Mother Earth’s special day, it’s time we finally start treating her like the MILF she is.

This week’s trail is “all-natural,” and since global warming has officially spiked the local temperature by 6.9 degrees, we’ll be down-downing as much golden nectar as possible just to survive the heat. Be prepared to get a little wet – between the rising sea levels and Alexandria flooding, the Earth isn’t the only thing getting moist this week. If you get lost on trail, consider it “carbon sequestration.” Your carbon footprint might be small, but your hares guarantee that the “footprints” on your liver won’t be. 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 23, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Braddock Rd Metro (Yellow & Blue)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Braddock Rd Metro South

Hares: Whoriana Trench, Just Jonathan, Naughtya Cumandeatme, Immoral Support

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.3 mi to Braddock Rd. Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Braddock Rd. Metro

Last Trains Out:

Blue Line 

Downtown Largo 11:39 PM

Franconia-Springfield 12:31 AM

Yellow Line 

Greenbelt 11:41 PM

Huntington 12:16 AM

Mt Vernon Sq 11:12 PM

On After*: Mason Social

Specials: The Earth is special. 

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 Pub Crawl: 24 Carrot Magic 2026

A EWH3 Pub Crawl

Put your shiggy socks up to the moon

Wanks, what y’all tryna do?

Hop-hop, it’s pub crawl (pubcrawl), pub crawl (pubcrawl)
Guess who’s back again? (Brrah)
Oh, they don’t know? (Go on, tell ’em) Oh, they don’t know? (Go on, tell ’em)
I bet they know as soon as we hop in (sho’ nuff)
Wearin’ Shiggy socks (yeah), not giving fucks (yeah)
DC’s dirtiest shoes (whoop-whoop)
Don’t check too hard, might lose the pack
Known to give a shot to all my boos.
Whoo, shit…

Join your hares for EWH3’s anal pub crawl AND (13)69th trail! We’re gonna bring the Uptown Funk to H Street Corridor.

Your rego includes the following:
– A hopping good time
– Bligged out hab to bring the funk
– THREE bar stops, with FOUR drinks provided
– A thematic shot check
– A giveaway with finesse (for the first 40 regos!)
– And MORE!

Fluff your ears and rego today!

Schedule of events to come!

Theme: Bunnies & Bling

Stuff to Bring: You will need your ID to enter each bar. This is non-negotiable. Bring cash to tip your handworking bartenders.

You will need your ID to enter each bar. This is non-negotiable. Bring cash to tip your handworking bartenders.

EWH3 #1514: The HASHAMANIA Trail, April 16, 2026, Eisenhower Av

Prelube: Atlas Beer Works, 2429 Mandeville Lane, Alexandria, VA 22332

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IT’S (everyday is) WEDNESDAY! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! Someone made the mistake of letting Brass to Mouth hare right before this year’s Wrestlemania, and he’s going to make it everyone else’s problem! So bring your pretty faces and prepare to turn your heels on a trail full of Ruthless Inebriation. 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 16, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where:  Eisenhower Av parking lot

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Google it

Hares: Brass to Mouth, Deepthroat Corndog, Lancelittle

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.6 mi. first half / 1.? mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.5 mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.3 mi to Eisenhower Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Eisenhower Av

Last Trains Out:

Yellow – Huntington 12:37 am

Yellow – Greenbelt 11:37 pm

Yellow – Mt Vernon S1 11:08 pm

On After*: Wegmans Beer & Wine Bar

Specials: YOU’RE special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1513: National Unicorn Day (Captain Jack’s Pre-Birthday), April 9th, 2026, Woodley Park-Zoo / Adams Morgan (Red Line)

Prelube: Duke’s Counter

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Cum out and prance with pride for National Unicorn day, Captain Jack, CFS, and PCS are running a shit show for you to tell your friends about on Friday. Dress in your favorite Unicorn gear, (Onesies are fine, there is almost no shiggy) There will be a shot in addition to a beer check, and then party with Captain Jack afterwards as we celebrate the 19th anniversary of his 30th birthday.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 9th, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Woodley Park- Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro – Red Line – Follow chalk marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: https://maps.app.goo.gl/iuXRJCxWexHd7oBd6

Hares: Captain Jack Swallows,Cuntry Fried Semen, Parental Cum Scent

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.5ish mi. first half / 1.9ish mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.8 mi first half / 1.2  mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.2 mi to Dupont Circle Metro, 0.9 mi to Woodley Park-Zoo/ Adams Morgan Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Dupont Circle – Red Line

Last Trains Out:

12:00 AM for Glenmont, 12:10 AM for Shady Grove

On After*: Shenanigan’s Irish Pub *

Specials: *7pm – Close- $5 White Claws, $1 off Drafts, $2 off Irish Whiskey, $5 tots, fries and hush puppies, $6 Car Bombs*

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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EWH3 #1512: Exodus to the Promised Land Trail, April 2, 2026, Dupont Circle (Red)

Prelube: Step-Childe Harold

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Lace up and prepare to relive the original escape story—this time with better shoes and significantly more wine.

We will start our journey in Dupont Circle for a slightly-less-than traditional trek to freedom. We’ll make four essential wine stops along the way (because miracles take hydration) and try to survive the hashy versions of the Ten Plagues—hopefully less locust-heavy than the original Passover story, but no promises.

From frogs to… mild inconveniences, each step will bring us closer to liberation—or libation, at least. It will be a journey of perseverance, questionable athleticism, and just enough adventure to remind us that while some of our ancestors wandered the desert for 40 years, the only part of the story we might actually want to recreate is the parting of the Red Sea 😉

Survive the final plague—an undetermined number of down downs—to make it to the promised land (also known as Recessions) for some celebratory singing.

(No Seder meal will be provided, so if you want fuel for the journey, you may want to eat your own unleavened bread ahead of time.)

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 2, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Dupont Circle

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Google it.

Hares: Mongo and Ha-Cum-On My Tatas

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.25 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.2 mi to Dupont Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

We also have a bag van for your personal items!

End Metro: Dupont Circle

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont – 12:00 AM

Shady Grove – 12:10 AM

On After*: Recessions

Specials: Festive karaoke

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

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