When: Any time on Thursday, June 11 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Seltzers & Shandys

We all love beer, that much is true. But who says your heart can only belong to one tasty beverage? This week, show off your love for seltzers, ciders, shandys, and any other non-traditional libation. Gather your quaranteam at High Noon and get ready to Truly enjoy your day, as you explore DC while getting Clawbbered. Because as we all know: variety is the spice of life. 

At any time on Thursday, June 11, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam. 

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

CIRCLE UP at 7pm!

Join Zoom Meeting:
https://zoom.us/j/94771049383?pwd=dmlTTHdHWTZpY0JmMVBub3JleURVdz09

Meeting ID: 947 7104 9383
Password: 6969

On After: Interested in hosting this week? Email me at [email protected] !

Hab: Habn’t you ordered new EWH3 gear yet? Contact the haberdasher at [email protected] for masks & more!

A message from your Brew Meister for properly executing your personal brew crews on trail.  Please consider buying local when you can during these times.  Whether a restaurant, bar, or direct from the brewery we can help our local establishments through these trying times.  Beers enjoyed outside are best done in a koozie, please recycle when appropriate, and remember we’re hashers not trashers.  I hope you’re all doing well, On-Quarantine-On!


DC Local Breweries

Maryland Local Breweries

Virginia Local Breweries

When: Any time on Thursday, June 4 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Pools may be closed this season, but that won’t stop a hasher from enjoying a wet afternoon. Grab your summer shandys, a pack of Naturdays, your mankini and a towel – it’s time for a splash!

At any time on Thursday, June 4, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

CIRCLE UP at 7pm!
Join Zoom Meeting: https://us04web.zoom.us/j/74756485179?pwd=UDJ3eURETHlUaHQyMTJCVUw4T3ZwZz09

Meeting ID: 747 5648 5179
Password: downdown

A message from your Brew Meister for properly executing your personal brew crews on trail.  Please consider buying local when you can during these times.  Whether a restaurant, bar, or direct from the brewery we can help our local establishments through these trying times.  Beers enjoyed outside are best done in a koozie, please recycle when appropriate, and remember we’re hashers not trashers.  I hope you’re all doing well, On-Quarantine-On!


DC Local Breweries

Maryland Local Breweries

Virginia Local Breweries

Join us for an On-After! See info below!

Scroll to the end for Zoom circle info! (to be updated by Thursday)

Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here!

Post your photos to the Google Photos album here!

When: Any time on Thursday, May 28 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Aristotle once said, “We are what we repeatedly drink. Hashing, then, is not an act, but a habit.” Centuries later, fraternities and sororities honor Greek lyfe ways by painting coolers for their S.O. in Alpha Pie Omega-3 Phish Oil. Show us where you fall on the spectrum of history – will you praise Plato, or bust out that beer-stained Beta Keratin Zoodle shirt?

At any time on Thursday, May 28, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

CIRCLE UP at 7pm!
Join Zoom Meeting:
https://zoom.us/j/94771049383?pwd=dmlTTHdHWTZpY0JmMVBub3JleURVdz09

Meeting ID: 947 7104 9383
Password: 6969

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On AfterHosted by Bitches Give Stitches! If drinking small amounts of beer in rapid succession sounds like your type of party (lets be honest thats all of us), then on after is the place to be this Thursday night. Make sure you practice your finger flicking and opening up your throats as this weeks on after is flip cup!

Meeting ID: 894 8223 6103
Password: 839451

Link: https://www.google.com/url?q=https://us02web.zoom.us/j/89482236103?pwd%3DVjdBKyttZklXK1J6dzBLSjFuYmdzUT09&sa=D&usd=2&usg=AOvVaw2uNGxlK596lA1ZjBMtUxWD

If you have an idea for a virtual on after – drinking game, regular game, dance party or anything else you’d like to see to keep the party going – email the hare razor at [email protected]

A message from your Brew Meister for properly executing your personal brew crews on trail.  Please consider buying local when you can during these times. Whether a restaurant, bar, or direct from the brewery we can help our local establishments through these trying times.  Beers enjoyed outside are best done in a koozie, please recycle when appropriate, and remember we’re hashers not trashers.  I hope you’re all doing well, On-Quarantine-On!
DC Local Breweries

Maryland Local Breweries

Virginia Local Breweries

Join us for an On-After! See info below!

Scroll for Zoom circle info!

Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here!

Post your photos to the Google Photos album here!

When: Any time on Thursday, May 21 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Show off your wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful shiggy socks that have been collecting dust during virtual trails. Mix-and-match, or embrace the neon knee-high look. Do houseplants count as shiggy?!

At any time on Thursday, May 21, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Join us for another on-after this week, with Quid Pro Blow! Join us for another on-after this time hosted by Quid Pro Blow. This week, we will be watching a movie with Netflix Party. If you don’t have Chrome, download that, then add the “Netflix Party” Extension. We will set up a room and by starting the movie and then enabling Netflix Party, you’ll be able to chat and the movie will by sync’ed up for all of us! No EWH3 event would be complete without our favorite beverage, and keep you wankers engaged in the movie, there will be special times to drink.

This week, we will be watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail ~

– When swallows are discussed, swallow a sip of beer

– When coconuts are heard, shot of Coconut Rum (or beer)

– Drink a sip of juice (or beer) anytime the film is narrated by a storybook 

– Anytime someone dies, toast them with a drink

– When you hear chanting/singing in Roman, cross yourself then sip of the blood of christ (or beer)

– When The Grail is mentioned, sip of sacramental wine (or beer)

– If a witch is discovered, drink from your shoe

– When something is launched, drink a sip and take cover

– Drink when you see a castle

Good luck in your quest and don’t forget your name, favorite color, and the capital of ASSyria

Zoom details here: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/88978251136?pwd=S2crTUdSZ1U2S2NKVUIyRGdMTmJBdz09

Meeting ID: 889 7825 1136

Password: OnAfter
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CIRCLE UP at 7pm!

Join Zoom Meeting: https://us02web.zoom.us/j/89534210105?pwd=VUpFZXVkazd3SXp2UFNic2VVKzlWUT09

Meeting ID: 895 3421 0105
Password: beer

A message from your Brew Meister for properly executing your personal brew crews on trail.  Please consider buying local when you can during these times.  Whether a restaurant, bar, or direct from the brewery we can help our local establishments through these trying times.  Beers enjoyed outside are best done in a koozie, please recycle when appropriate, and remember we’re hashers not trashers.  I hope you’re all doing well, On-Quarantine-On!

DC Local Breweries; Maryland Local Breweries; Virginia Local Breweries

NEW THIS WEEK! Join us for an On-After! See info in the trail announcement.

Scroll to the end for Zoom info!

Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here!

Post your photos to the Google Photos album here!

When: Any time on Thursday, May 14 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: As the school year winds down, students across the country are missing out on senior pranks, senior skip day, senior slide, and pretty much every other excuse not to be a high schooler anymore. We know that you miss the thrill of sneaking liquor out of your parents’ freezer stash just as much as they do. This week, show us your school spirit at the EWH3 Pep Rally! Cum prepared with cheers and jeers (or send them to our trusty scribe) as we recreate that high school magic. 

At any time on Thursday, May 14, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Join us for a special on-after this week, with your strictest teacher: Just Kirsten. She will be hosting Finals Week Trivia so you can show what you’ve learned, get those AP credits, and earn that degree! 

Zoom details here:https://us04web.zoom.us/j/8590847676?pwd=TDNhd1FndEZvMFZadUZicnpIcFQ5Zz09 

Password: OnAfter
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CIRCLE UP at 7pm!

Join Zoom Meeting
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/94771049383?pwd=dmlTTHdHWTZpY0JmMVBub3JleURVdz09

Meeting ID: 947 7104 9383
Password: 6969

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A message from your Brew Meister for properly executing your personal brew crews on trail.  Please consider buying local when you can during these times.  Whether a restaurant, bar, or direct from the brewery we can help our local establishments through these trying times.  Beers enjoyed outside are best done in a koozie, please recycle when appropriate, and remember we’re hashers not trashers.  I hope you’re all doing well, On-Quarantine-On!

DC Local Breweries

Maryland Local Breweries

Virginia Local Breweries

When: Any time on Thursday, May 7 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Each week that passes by without a bag of spicy nacho Doritos, a cupful of semi-stale Cheetos, or the electrifying cut on my mouth from generic-brand Cheez-Itz feels like an eternity. I long for the days of balancing Nutter Butters with my Natty. Show us your gleaming orange attire and/or your favorite hash-snack-now-quarantine snack!

At any time on Thursday, May 7, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Your house!

CIRCLE UP at 7pm!

Join Zoom Meeting
https://us02web.zoom.us/j/89534210105?pwd=VUpFZXVkazd3SXp2UFNic2VVKzlWUT09

Meeting ID: 895 3421 0105
Password: beer

When: Any time on Thursday, April 30 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: What’s the quickest way to double the wanker count of EWH3? By adding adorable, fluffy beer bitches! We encourage you to walk/show off your fur babies or fosters, named or not. Bring them to circle with a Meowler High Life or a Bark Moon!

At any time on Thursday, April 30, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Your house!


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CIRCLE UP at 7pm!


Join Zoom Meeting:
https://zoom.us/j/94771049383?pwd=dmlTTHdHWTZpY0JmMVBub3JleURVdz09

Meeting ID: 947 7104 9383
Password: 6969

Scroll to the end for Zoom circle info!

Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here!

Post your photos to the Google Photos album here!

When: Any time on Thursday, April 23 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: Top knots and flowing locks are for the 2010s. Show off your wildest hairstyle, your most colorful wig, and turn craniums (from a distance) on your DIY hash. We’re so far into quarantine there are no bad hair days!

At any time on Thursday, April 23, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Your house!
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CIRCLE UP at 7pm!

Join Zoom Meeting
https://us04web.zoom.us/j/74756485179?pwd=UDJ3eURETHlUaHQyMTJCVUw4T3ZwZz09

Meeting ID: 747 5648 5179
Password: downdown

Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here!

Post your photos to the Google Photos album here!

When: Any time on Thursday, April 16 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: The year is 2020…the barter system is making a comeback, people are wrestling over toilet paper, and I’ve seen too many terrible Corona beer puns to count. Escape the world falling apart around us and launch into space this week! Show us your most extraterrestrial look and comment with your best (or worst) space pun/dad joke/pick up line.

At any time on Thursday, April 16, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Your house!


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CIRCLE UP at 7pm!

Join Zoom Meeting:
https://zoom.us/j/94771049383?pwd=dmlTTHdHWTZpY0JmMVBub3JleURVdz09

Meeting ID: 947 7104 9383
Password: 6969

EWH3 #1176 – The National Unicorn Day Trail (Virtual Trail)

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Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here!

When: Any time on Thursday, April 9 (but circle up at 7pm!)

Where: Wherever you happen to be

Hares: You!

Trail Length: Whatever you decide

Theme: It’s National Unicorn Day! Show us your rainbows, your sparkles, and everything else that makes you a goddamn beautiful unicorn. Trot where you please and spread some joy in this global disaster! 

At any time on Thursday, April 9, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).

Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another. 

On After: Your house!

CIRCLE UP at 7pm!


Join Zoom Meeting – https://zoom.us/j/686205215

Meeting ID: 686 205 215

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On After: Your house!