EWH3 #633: The Tenleytown Metro Trail – Thursday, January 27, 2011

Where: Tenleytown Metro – Red Line – follow marks to the start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, January 27, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.  

Hares: Rear Protein Injection, Miss Me Gag Me, Yule Log, Blow Blow Blow Her Boat, and Six Fags

Misc: A to A’. Trying to make this as cut-and-dry (like your mom) as possible. Dog friendly and it is still fricking winter people so warm dry clothes to change into and headlamps so you don’t get lost and scared. 

OnOnOn:

Guapos
4515 Wisconsin Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C., DC 20016
(202) 686-3588

http://www.guaposrestaurant.com/

Specials:TBA

EWH3 #627: The 11th Hour Planned Trail – Thursday, January 20, 2011  

Where: New York Avenue Metro – Red Line – follow marks to the start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, January 20, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.  

Hares: Chippen Failz, London Bitches Going Down, Math Sucks… Lets Fuck, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack

Misc: A to B’. Dog Friendly.  Bring headlamps, warm clothes, and possibly dry socks and shoes. Closest Metro to end is Union Station, please give yourself enough time to get to the metro before it closes or the X2 bus runs straight to Union Station and on to orange line stops.

OnOnOn:

Star and Shamrock 
1341 H St NE, 
Washington, DC 20002, USA
(202) 388-3833
www.starandshamrock.com.com

Specials:TBA

EWH3 #626: The Back To A Naughty School Girl Trail – Thursday, January 11, 2011  

Where: Potomac Avenue Metro – Blue/ Orange Line – follow marks to the start.
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, January 6, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.  

Fairy Hares: Safe Word, Everything Butt…, Lawrence of Her Labia, Just Emily, Just Wil

Misc: A to A’. Dog Friendly.  Bring headlamps, warm clothes, and possibly dry socks and shoes but I hope nobody changes out of their plaid skirts!

OnOnOn:
Trusty’s

1420 Pennsylvania Avenue Southeast
Washington D.C., DC 20003-3029
(202) 547-1010

Specials:
$10 Bud Light and Miller Lite Pitchers

EWH3 #625: Incuming MisManagement Trail of Awesomefunforeveryone.com – Thursday, January 6, 2011  

Where: Virginia Square Metro – Orange (Crush) Line – follow marks to the start.
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, January 6, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.  

Fairy Hares: Whiskey Business, Wax On Whacks Off, Cock Soup, 1 If By Man 2 If By She, and Jabba the Cunt

Misc: A to A’. Bring headlamps, warm clothes, and possibly dry socks and shoes.  It is still winter out there, people, and the MM team is a bit feisty!  Dog friendly. Hares may or may not be wearing jorts…

OnOnOn:
First Down Sports Bar and Grill

4213 North Fairfax Drive, Arlington, VA 22203
(703) 465-8888

Specials:
TBD

EWH3 #624: Red Vag’s Angry (Sex) Trail – Thursday, December 30, 2010

Where: Union Station Metro – Red Line of Fury

When: 7:00 PM, Thursday, December 30, 2010. Pack “away” at 7:15ish.  

Hares: Red Vag of Courage, Hungry Hungry Homo, PSA, and my favorite Mystery Hare make sure the walkers don’t get too lost.


Misc: A to A. Dog friendly. A G-H-E-T-T-O  T-R-A-I-L filled fun, pain, and pleasure for the whole hash family.

OnOnOn:
Kelly’s Irish Times
14 F St NW
Washington DC, 20001
Specials – TBD

EWH3 #623: Christmas Eve Eve Trail- Thursday, December 23, 2010  

Where: Capital South Metro
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, December 23, 2010. Pack away at 7:00ish.  

Hares: Snatch Shot, Underground Railroad, Tit-ka-boob, Can’t Find Pu$$y in a Haystack

Misc: A to A’.  Dog, Santa, and Elf friendly. It is cold and dark so perhaps a flashlight, mittens, earmuffs would be recommended.
OnOnOn:
Hawk ‘n Dove
329 Pennsylvania Avenue SE, Washington, DC 20003
Specials $5 pitchers of PBR, $5 Cosmos, and $4 shooters
We are in the loft and there is a DJ, so bring your party pants because the next day is a holiday.

EWH3 #622: Santa’s Elf Chase – Thursday, December 16, 2010  

Where: Pentagon City Metro – Yellow/ Blue Lines (not very festive, I know) – Follow marks to the skating rink!  If you’re there a bit early you can show off your Sonja Henie, Brian Boitano, Tonya Harding (ouch!) or Michelle Kwan moves for a mere $11.
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, December 16, 2010. Pack away at 7:00ish.  

Fairy Hares: Turbo Twat, Poop Bena Dick, PutItOut, Just Kathleen and Just Aaron

Misc: A to Z. Dog friendly except the fact this is an A to Z trail. Bring a flashlight and dry bag (it’s dark AND cold out there).  Might we suggest mittens as well?

OnOnOn:
Freddies Beach Bar
555 23rd Street South Arlington, VA 22202-2517.
They are putting up FABULOUS Christmas decorations just for us.
Everyone who walks in the door will immediately feel special.

TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!

6th Anal F*cking Klassy AGM & Holiday Party

Where: Trusty’s (1420 Pennsylvania Ave SE Washington DC)

When: Friday, December 10th, 7pm – 10pm

Cost: $30 pre-registration (by December 6th 9th) or $35 at the door (Note: The prereg has been extended!!)

Why: To celebrate last years MisManagment, whine about the new MisManagement and try to get laid.

For one low, low price you will get: 3 hours of Klassy boozin’ (Miller Light and Yuengling), real food, and hashers in their f*cking Klassy holiday attire. (Notice the capitol “K”!)

Click here do download the rego! Print it, fill it out and send it (with a $30 check) to Rear Protein Injection (the address is on the Rego) or just hand it to him at the next EWH3 hash.

A New Way to Pay: For those too drunk, too lazy, or too developmentally disabled to print and sign a registration form you can send in your registration fee via PayPal (if you have an account). PayPal $30 to [email protected], be sure to include your registration details (I.e. nerd name, hash name, home hash, and how many shots it takes to see you naked). RPI promises to only spend the PayPal money on beer and whores!

Sexy ElfIf you don’t know the Annual General Meeting (AGM) is where we announce the incumming MisManagement (i.e. the wankers who will be ruining the hash next year) and drink our faces off to celebrate the transfer of “power”.  Cum dressed in your Klassiest holiday clothes (think sleeveless x-mas sweaters, silly hats, dirty costumes or just go the classic route and slut it up), enjoy the open bar, and try to convince some wanker or wankette to let you unwrap their holiday gifts!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Who’s Cumming?

# Hash Name Home Hash
1 Rear Protein Injection EWH3
2 1 If by man, 2 if by she EWH3
3 Cum Squat EWH3
4 Cum Dumpling EWH3
5 Manniple Likter EWH3
6 ONe tit ONly WH4
7 Snatch Shot EWH3
8 Big Bang EWH3
9 And I’ll Push Backa EWH3
10 Have Fun Storming the Asshole EWH3
11 Cock-a-Doodle-Do Me EWH3
12 Just Matt Janiga Homeless
13 Just Matt Bronson EWH3
14 Just Timothy Newkirk EWH3
15 6 Fags EWH3
16 S & MOM EWH3
17 Please Step Away from the Whores WH4
18 Miss MeGagMe EWH3
19 CoXXX on Demand EWH3
20 Pittsburg Kneeler EWH3
21 Yule Log EWH3
23 A Red River Runs Through It EWH3
24 Motor Mouth DC Road Whores
25 Whiskey Business EWH3
26 Leggs Over Easy EWH3
27 My Little Pony EWH3
28 RU-469? EWH3
29 Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock EWH3
30 Double Ohh Positive EWH3
31 6 Pigs in a Blanket EWH3
32 Mellow Foreskin Cheese EWH3
33 Roll Over, Bitch! EWH3
34 Keyless Entry EWH3
35 Wanks Like an Egyption EWH3
36 General’s Farm Animal EWH3
37 Put It Out EWH3
38 Saskatchewsnatch SHIT
39 Just Jared Hautamaki SHIT
40 For Sale Or Rent WH4 $ MVH3
41 Silver Spooge EWH3
42 Raider of the Lost Box WH4
43 3-2-1 Fuck Off EWH3
44 Bad Ass Tongue Tricks  
45 An Inconvenient Poop EWH3
46 Dial F for F*ggot EWH3
47 John 3:69 EWH3

EWH3 #621: Woodley Park/Adams Morgan Trail – Thursday, December 9, 2010 
 
Where: Woodley Park/Adams Morgan Metro — Red Line. Follow marks to the start and look for cold wankers.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, December 9, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: Yule Log, Rear Protein Injection, Miss Me Gag Me, 1 if by man, 2 if by she.
 
Misc: A to A’. Runners’ trail is NOT dog friendly (sorry, no Fido on this trail). Bring a headlamp and dry shoes. And don’t forget your parka, mittens, ski mask, (f)Uggs, and whatever else yall put in those gigantic winter hash bags of yours. 
 
OnOnOn:
The Blagaurd
2003 18th St. NW
(Between California & U St.)
Washington, DC 20009
(202) 232-9005
  
Specials: $2.50 PBR tall boys, $10 Domestic pitchers, and $10 Sambuca shots!

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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 
1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.
2) Sign up for EWH3’s 2010 AGM and Holiday party: http://www.ewh3.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=216&Itemid=78
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EWH3 #619: (Wild) Turkey Day Trail – Thursday, November 25, 2010 

Where: Rosslyn Metro — Blue/ Orange Line. The Continental Parking structure at 1911 Fort Myer Dr, Arlington, VA 22209. There may or may not be marks to follow due to the early time of day and/ or sobriety of the hares.

When: 11:00 AM, Thursday, November 25, 2010. Pack “away” at 11:05ish. 

Hares: PSA, Purple People Eater, Areola Borealis, Saskatchewsnatch, or any other of our Naughty Neighbors to the North who celebrated their crazy Thanksgiving last month.

Misc: A (Yep, just A. If you chose to wander around that is up to you). Dog friendly as long as the dog doesn’t bite PPE again. This hash is at 11AM so bring a headlamp only if you get scared on the metro. Maybe bring warm, dry clothes in case of rain. 

OnOnOn:
None. Its Thanksgiving so most everything is closed.
See below for potential openings later in the day.

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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:

1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.

2) Sign up for EWH3’s 2010 AGM and Holiday party: http://www.ewh3.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=216&Itemid=78

3) Bars open on Thanksgiving…

Tunnicliff’s Tavern (222 7th St SE)
12:30 PM – 1:00 AM
Bar and Turkey Dinner Only

The Ugly Mug (728 8th St SE)
5:30 PM – 1:00 AM
Bar Only – No Food

The Duplex Diner (18th & U NW)
8:30 PM – Close
Bar Only – No Food
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