EWH3 #606: The “Assflac will kill ASMA if this trail sucks” trail – Thursday, August 26, 2010 

Where: Courthouse Metro– Orange Line. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start and look for a lot of people who should know better than to run an ASMA trail.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, August 26, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: A-Salt My Ass, Chip ‘n Failz, Wanks like an Egyptian, Just Leslie
 
Misc: A-B.  Tough dog friendly.  Dry shoes for after and headlamp for during strongly encouraged. And now a note from your hares: Paying tribute to the fact that hashing is awesome enough to stand up on its own, this weeks theme will be “pay us $5 to run our trail and drink our beer.” As much as we’d love to tell you that this trail is short, flat, and dry (just like your sister), we love to tell you even more that it’d be good idea to bring a change of shoes/socks and headlamps; don’t feel left out, walkers, this includes you!

OnOnOn:
Caribbean Breeze
4100 N Fairfax Dr.,
Arlington, VA 22203
(703) 812-7997
 
Specials: $2 12oz Miller Lite drafts, $3 16oz Tecate cans. They also have cornhole and beer pong.
 
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 
1) So Happy Its Tuesday (SHIT) H3 Annual General Meeting Registration Open! Sept 11, 2010. This event has been called the best bang for your buck, don’t miss out!
http://sohappyh.s459.sureserver.com/SHIT_8thAGM.php
2) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 400 signed up so far (79 signed up from EWH3… the largest DC contingent thus far!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
3) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already over a 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
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 Explanation of trail (sort of):

 Four score and um…just 12 years ago, our beloved Bubba – a one such Mr. William Jefferson (Blythe III) Clinton – went on the boobtube (8/17/1998) to admit to his affair with one such Monica Slutinsky (read: the best intern ever!). Why did Bubba, one skilled lawyer who posed the amazingly smart statement of “it depends on what your definition of is is,” admit to schtupping his office help? Simply because of one sad little white stain on a blue Gap dress that belonged to Ms. Monica. AND THUS, the idea for a hash was born!
 
So dawn a blue dress….or if you don’t have the balls, wear a blue shirt you don’t mind getting dirty. Bring something white (read: whiteout, white tempera paint, icing, or some such white liquid that does not come from a body part) to claim your territory with. And get ready to use cigars in a manner that makes most fetish porn stars proud.  

EWH3 #605: EWH3’s First Anal Blue Dress Trail – Thursday, August 19, 2010
 
Where: Foggy Bottom Metro– BLUE! and Orange Lines. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start and look for lots of lost “interns” wearing blue dresses.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, August 19, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: Slumcock Anywhere, General’s Farm Animal, Can’t Find P*ssy in a Haystack, Just Jamie, and Just Allison.
 
Misc: A-B’. Dog friendly. Channel your inner slutty intern, wear a blue dress, and bring some non-bodily white stain! Urban shiggy. First 50 people to circle will get a give away. 
 
OnOnOn:
The Exchange Saloon
1719 G Street Northwest
Washington, DC 20006
(202) 393-4690
 
Specials: Be nice to our bartender Chris, and trust me he’ll be nice to you. $10 pitchers and possibly more specials TBD. 

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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 
1) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Over 300 signed up so far (71 from EWH3… the largest DC contingent thus far!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
2) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already over a 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
 
3)17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $70
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16501&cat=256&page=1
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EWH3 #604: Franconia/Springfield Metro Trail – Thursday, August 12, 2010
 
Where: Franconia/Springfield Metro — the verrrrry end of the Blue Line. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start and look for people wondering how much a cab back to the city will cost.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, August 12, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: Double Ohhh Positive, Eat Your Vegetables, Purple Peter Eater and a Mystery Hare.
 
Misc: A-A’. Tough I-eat-sh*t-for- breakfast-dog friendly. A message from your alpha hare: Runners and walkers need to bring dry cloths and shoes..and extra if it decides to rain, again.  Head lamps, Head Lamps, Head lamps.  PI, yes there is PI I am sure there is more than we saw and I know people don’t stay on trail. TechNu and all other PI fighting products are highly advised.  No flip flops or sandals on this trail.  Lots of shiggy.

OnOnOn:
Lucky’s Sports Theatre & Grill
7027 B Manchester Blvd
Franconia, VA 22310
(P) 703-922-0404
 
Specials: Booooo VA not letting us have booze specials. Grill closes at 10:00 pm but late night menu goes until 1:00 am. 

EWH3 #602: National Underwear Day Trail – Thursday, August 5, 2010
 
Where: Dupont Circle Metro — Red Line. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start and look for people laughing/gawking/snickering/drooling over a large group of wankers in their underwear.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, August 5, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: Rambutt, Motor Mouth, Sphincter Shy and Safeword
 
Misc: A-Z. Urban running in your underwear. I’m assuming it’s dog friendly…ask your hare for more detail. Bring a change of clothes…or clothes to put on…no shoes, no shirt, no service at the OnOnOn.
 
OnOnOn:
Jenny’s Asian Fusion
1000 Water Street, SW
Washington, D.C. 20024
202-554-2202
 
 
Specials: TBD
 
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 
1) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Over 300 signed up so far (71 from EWH3… the largest DC contingent thus far!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
2) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already over a 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
 
3) SAVE THE DATE – Beer Mile – August 13th
 
4)17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $70
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16501&cat=256&page=1
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EWH3 #602: Van Ness/UDC Metro Trail – Thursday, July 29, 2010
 
Where: Van Ness Street Metro (not Van Dorn, that was last week) — Red/Rouge/Rojo/Rosso/Czerwony/Aka Line. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, July 29, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: General Ass Pounder, Pussy Longstockings, Six Fags, Six Pigs in a Blanket, and a mystery hare
 
Misc: A-B. Tough dog friendly; possible PI, probable arachnoid presence, change of shoes recommended, change of personality possible (and also recommended).
 
OnOnOn:
Atomic Billards
3427 Connecticut Avenue Northwest
Washington, DC 20008-1314
(202) 363-7665
www.atomicbilliards.com/

Specials: $3 PBR (Heineken shmeineken) and possible other specials.
 
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 
1) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Over 300 signed up so far (71 from EWH3… the largest DC contingent thus far!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
2) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already over a 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
 
3) SAVE THE DATE – Beer Mile – August 13th
 
4)17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $70
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16501&cat=256&page=1

EWH3 #601: Van Dorn Street Metro Trail – Thursday, July 22, 2010
 
Where: Van Dorn Street Metro — Blue Line. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, July 22, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: Cum of a Preacher’s Hand and friends.
 
Misc: A-A’. Headlamps and flashlights are highly recommended. Runners trail is NOT dog friendly (don’t bitch if you bring your pooch). According to your hare trail will “require at least minor feats of agility and coordination.  Runners will get wet and should bring dry shoes and clothes.  High risk of PI.”  Oh and did I mention you should bring headlamps and dry clothes. You’ve been warned.  
 
OnOnOn:
Nick’s
642 South Pickett Street
Alexandria, VA 22304-4620
(703) 751-8900
www.nicksnightclub.com/
 
Specials: TBD.

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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 
1) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 300 signed up so far (64 from EWH3!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
2) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
 
3) SAVE THE DATE – Beer Mile – August 13th
 
4) 17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $60
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16501&cat=256&page=1

EWH3 #600, byatches: BETTY FORD RELAPSE Trail – Thursday, July 15, 2010
 
Where: Eastern Market Metro (near where alcoholics make laws) — Blue/Orange Line. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start and follow the smell of sweet, sweet booze.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, July 15, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares:  Gaystation, Sphincter Shy, Blows a Tranny, Just Kristin, 6 Fags and Red Vag of Courage. Along with a group of very awesome, amazingly sexy volunteers (be nice to them). 
 
Misc: A-B. Drunk dog friendly. Alley shiggy.  PI potential is next to none. Blackout potential is next to incredibly likely.  8ish shots. One beer check. It’s supposed to be a hot day yall and we’re force feeding you lots of booze, so safety third…but maybe drink some water that day.
 
OnOnOn:
Bullfeathers
410 1st Street Southeast
Washington, DC 20003-1819
(202) 543-5005
www.bullfeatherscapitolhill.com/
 
Specials: $3.50 Coronas and Miller Lites, all—night—long!

Also a note from our friendly bartender tomorrow:
“I would say that you should give everyone wristbands, but, because of my experience with your group in the past, I know you are not hard to identify.” Yeeea, we’re the loud drunks in running clothes.  

 

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Save Abraham Lincoln!

Want to hash and have an extra $5 to get drunk with at the OnOnOn?  Then hare trail!  Email the lovely Red Vag of Courage ( [email protected] This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it ) to sign up for a trail today.  Check out the Hare Line to see what dates are available.

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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:

1) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 300 signed up so far (64 from EWH3!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
2) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
 
3) White House Hash Wild Wild West Camping and Tubbing Trip
July 23-25, 2010, Bentonville, VA 
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16502&cat=256
 
4) SAVE THE DATE – Beer Mile – August 13th
 
5)17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $60
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16501&cat=256&page=1
 
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EWH3 #600: RED LINE PUB CRAWL!!!!
When:
THIS Saturday, July 10th, 2PM
Start: Atomic Billiards in Cleveland Park
Cost: $25

The $25 hash cash gets you 1 “free” beer per bar and access to the all the drink specials.  Atomic Billiards is even opening early just for us!  Now doesn’t that make you feel special? 

Details*:

TIME           BAR/LOCATION
2:00 – 3:15  Atomic Billiards. Cleveland Park (3427 Connecticut Ave)
                  SPECIALS: $3.00 Miller, PBR, Yeungling, $4.00 Rail Drinks

3:30 – 4:30  Recessions. Farragut North (1823 L Street Washington)
                  SPECIALS: Beers the size of your head are pretty damn special!

4:30 – 5:30  Rocket Bar. Chinatown (714 7th Street)
                 SPECIALS: $4.00 draft of the month, wine and champagne and $4.00 raildrinks

5:30 – 6:15  Iron Horse. Chinatown (507 7th Street)
                 SPECIALS: $2.00 off all Drafts and $5.00 rail drinks.

6:30 – Dawn? Buffalo billiards. Dupont (1330 19th Street)
                   SPECIALS: $3.00 Miller, $4.00 Yeungling

Pub crawl T-shirts will be $10 that day!!!!

*Bars may be subject to change due to soccer and the resurrection of Michael Jackson.

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Save Abraham Lincoln!

Want to hash and have an extra $5 to get drunk with at the OnOnOn?  Then hare trail!  Email the lovely Red Vag of Courage ([email protected]) to sign up for a trail today.  Check out the Hare Line to see what dates are available.

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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:

1) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 300 signed up so far (64 from EWH3!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
2) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
 
3) White House Hash Wild Wild West Camping and Tubbing Trip
July 23-25, 2010, Bentonville, VA 
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16502&cat=256
 
4) SAVE THE DATE – Beer Mile – August 13th
 
5)17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $60
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16501&cat=256&page=1
 
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EWH3 #598: Not a Dupont Trail – Thursday, July 1, 2010
 
Where: Braddock Road Metro – linea azul. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start and look for people standing around wishing they were in Dupont.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, July 1, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares:  Blows a Tranny, RPI, GFA, and RVoC…(read: me and three sweaty, sexy men…and maybe a mystery helper hare or five).

Misc: A-A’.  Bring dry clothes, other shoes, PI stuff, a map, compass (or just your smart phone), your Passport, a bag of crumbs to find your way home, and a gay friend…so we can pretend we’re in Dupont.
 
OnOnOn: Fireflies
1501 Mount Vernon Avenue
Alexandria, VA 22301
703.548.7200
 
Specials: It’s V(i)rg(i)n(i)a, so not booze specials. But we will be getting $2 off pizza and wings.  Fireflies always has $10 pitchers of PBR and $20 buckets – 6 beers of your choice (and let me tell you…they have a great selection)

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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:

1) EWH3 Red Line PUBCRAWL – July 10th, starts at 2PM at Atomic Billiards in Cleveland Park.  $20 if you preregister at the EWH3 hash THIS THURSDAY, JULY 8th. $25 the day of.  Details here.

2) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 300 signed up so far (64 from EWH3!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
3) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
 
4) White House Hash Wild Wild West Camping and Tubbing Trip
July 23-25, 2010, Bentonville, VA 
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16502&cat=256
 
5) SAVE THE DATE – Beer Mile – August 13th
 
6)17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $60
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16501&cat=256&page=1
 
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Save Abraham Lincoln!

Want to hash and have an extra $5 to get drunk with at the OnOnOn?  Then hare trail!  Email the lovely Red Vag of Courage ([email protected]) to sign up for a trail today.  Check out the Hare Line to see what dates are available.

 

EWH3 #597: Jort Trail – Thursday, June 24, 2010
 
Where: Pentagon City Metro – Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start OR just head south toward the soccer fields and look for idiots in running gear (AND Jjorts!) standing around in the parking lot.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares:  Underground Railroad, Whiskey Business, Pee Wee’s Little Adventure and a mystery Just (aren’t they all a mystery?)
 
Misc: A-A’
Trail is tough dog friendly.
Trail is jort friendly.
Trail is probably a disaster.
Normal dry clothes, headlamp, and PI stuff applies.
 
OnOnOn: Two…count ’em…TWO bars
 
Tortise & Hare
567 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202
(703) 979-1872

Specials at T&H: 50 cent wings , $3 PBR, Live Music
 

Freddie’s Beach Bar
555 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202
(703) 685-0555
 
Thpecials at Freddie’s: Karaoke, Appletinis, Strawberry daiquiri’s and a chance to boost your self-esteem

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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 
1) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 300 signed up so far (64 from EWH3!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
2) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
 
3) 14th annual Tubing in the Shenandoah (T.I.T.S.) Weekend
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16491&cat=288&page=1
 
4) EWH3 Red Line PUBCRAWL – July 10th. SAVE THE DATE. Talk to Cock-A-Doodle-Do-Me for details!!!
 
5) White House Hash Wild Wild West Camping and Tubbing Trip
July 23-25, 2010, Bentonville, VA 
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16502&cat=256
 
6) SAVE THE DATE – Beer Mile – August 13th
 
7)17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $60
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16501&cat=256&page=1
 
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