EWH3 #664: Jorts Association of Arlington (Pt. 3) Trail – Thursday, August 4, 2011

Where: Pentagon City Metro (Yellow/ Blue Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, August 4, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Whiskey Business, Cock Soup, St. Paulie’s Girl, Silly Gay Virus, and possibly a Mystery Hare!!!!

Misc: A to B’ish… Dog zenish. Dog friendly if you want to “zen” the indoor portions of the trail and especially if your pooch loves extra short, short denim dandies. Pack light so not to stuff sexy, little Plan B too much, but to be honest, she likes it stuffed! Heat index to push triple digits AGAIN so please hydrate.

OnOnOn:
Tortoise & Hare Bar and Grille

567 23rd Street South
Arlington, VA 22202
(703) 979-1872

www.tortoiseandharebar.com

Specials: 50 cent wings, $10 pitcher, dance floor with live DJ taking requests.

EWH3 #658: Gingers DO Have Souls Trail – Thursday, July 21, 2011

Where: Virginia Square Metro (Orange “Crush” Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, July 21, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Preparation Oooh, A Red River Runs Through It, Dial F, and Ginger Snatch

Misc: A to B’ish… All those Metro stops around there are in a little line so its all pretty close. Big thing is its going to be a SCORCHER (temps reaching 100 with huge heat indexes) so please, please, please hydrate all day again. Dog friendly trail perhaps with a high chance of PI. Pack light so not to stuff sexy, little Plan B too much and don’t forget the SPF 1,000 for those that are pigment challenged.

OnOnOn:
First Down Sports Bar

4213 N Fairfax Drive
Arlington, VA 22203
(703) 465-8888

www.firstdownsportsbar.com

Specials: $4 24 ounce cans of bud light, coors light, miller light. $6 wings

2011 EWH3 PubCrawl Info: TODAY, Saturday, July 16th starts at 3:00 pm

$20 pre-pay/$25 at the door(s) gets you a bitchin’ toe tag, a “free” beer at each bar, and the opportunity to get drunk with you favorite hashers in the daylight! (no t-shirts this year, sadface)

BAR INFO:

Start! –  3:00 pm Bourbon – http://bourbondc.com/home/am/ – 2321 18th St NW
Bar 2 – 4:00 pm Buffalo Billiards – http://dc.buffalobilliards.com/ – 1330 19th Street NW
Bar 3 – 5:00 pm Lucky Bar – http://www.luckybardc.com/ – 1221 Connecticut Ave NW
Bar Gay – 6:00 pm Nellie’s – http://www.nelliessportsbar.com/ – 900 U Street NW
Bar Drunk – 7:00 pm DC9 – http://www.dcnine.com/ – 1940 9th St NW
Bar no glitter allowed – AFTER PARTY – Whiskey Business’ Casa o’ Dance Party – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4 – 406 Elm Street NW

EWH3 #657: The Look Who’s Laughing Now Trail – Thursday, July 14, 2011

Where: Stadium/ Armory Metro (Blue/ Orange Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, July 14, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Mannipple Lickter, Roll Over, Bitch, Sphincter Shy, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, and I Am Cumstain

Misc: A to B… Another normal summer time hash but it might be a bit cooler so pack light and get there early unless you like running with your crap on your back. Probably dog friendly if they like A->B trails. Bring your best stand-up comedy act because you need to out-shine the hares!

OnOnOn:
The Pour House Bar & Restaurant

319 Pennsylvania Ave SE
Washington, DC 20003
(202) 546-7782

www.pourhousedc.com

Specials: $12 Pitchers of everything except Guinness on Main Floor and Basement ONLY.

EWH3 #656: The America is for Gay Robots Trail – Thursday, July 7, 2011

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro (Blue/ Orange Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, July 7, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Homo Arigato, Mr. Rubutto, Yule Log, Compost Pile, Turdette Syndrome and Cock Soup

Misc: A to A’… Another normal summer time hash so pack light and get there early unless you like running with your crap on your back. Doubt you will need headlamps but running through GW area you may need to substitute PI cream for other topical rash creams that can easily be caught.

OnOnOn:
McFadden’s Restaurant and Saloon

2401 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20037
(202) 292-4067

www.mcfaddensdc.com

Specials: $3 all drafts all night long.

EWH3 #655: The “Cock” Family Reunion Trail – Thursday, June 30, 2011

Where: Union Station Metro (Red Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, June 30, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Shamrock Your Cock, Cock-A-Doodle Do Me, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Suck Your Cock I Will and Cock Soup

Misc: A to A’… Of course its dog friendly, Guinness will be laying the walkers trail! As always, pack light during the summer. I can’t imagine too many water crossings or PI around Union Station but you can never be TOO safe (just like Uncle Skip would say).

OnOnOn:
My Brother’s Place
237 2nd Street NW
Washington, DC 20001
(202) 347-1350

www.mybrothersplacedc.com

Specials: TBD

EWH3 #654: The Attack of the Harerazor Trail – Thursday, June 23, 2011

Where: Crystal City/ Shitty Metro (Yellow/ Blue Lines) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, June 23, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Red Vag of Courage, Dial F, Roll Over, Bitch, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, and Six Fags

Misc: A to A’… Dog Friendly. Please bring dry shoes because we are crossing rivers, headlamps because we love drainage pipes and creepy forests, mittens because trail swings through the Alps, PowerGels, Goos, and rehydration belt for the 21+ mile distance, and perhaps an oxygen mask for the rocket to the Stratosphere. Oh, and pack light because it is Tour de Hash and numbers will be very, very high.

OnOnOn:
Tortoise and Hare Bar & Grill
567 23rd Street South
Arlington, VA 22202
(703) 979-1872

Specials – $10 Pitchers of Miller Lite & Good Food

Freddie’s Beach Bar
555 23rd Street South
Arlington, VA 22202-2517
(703) 685-0555

Specials: Karaoke and PIO in his element

EWH3 #653:  The “Corned Beef” Hash Trail – Thursday, June 16, 2011

Where: L’Enfant Plaza Metro (all lines except Red) – Use the Maryland Ave/ 7th St Exit – Follow marks to start

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, June 16, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Mama Flee-A, Put It Out, Just Brandon, Just Bill, Just Paul

Misc: A to A’… Everything dog friendly especially if pooch likes swimming in stinky water .  Should be a beautiful day and the pack might be bountiful so pack light so we don’t stuff Plan B to tight.  She likes it but be kind. Watch out for roving mohels with sharp objects.

OnOnOn:
Cantina Marina
600 Water St SW
Washington, DC 20024
(202) 554-8396

http://www.cantinamarina.com/

Specials: $4.50 Red Stripe 16oz Cans

EWH3 #652: Be Proud of Your Fetish Trail – Thursday, June 9, 2011

Where: Cleveland Park Metro (Red line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, June 9, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Poop-Been-A-Dick, Not to Scale, Compost Pile, Whore A-Gone Trail, Pro Boner, Puke-On Territory, Just Veronika, Just David, Just Marie

Misc: A to A’… Everything dog friendly except OnOnOn and maybe Brokeback Mama. Extremely warm weather predicted so pack accordingly. Headlamps are requested so we may be running through trees late at night! With the excess of fetish-ware, don’t forget anti-chaffing stuff…

OnOnOn:
Cleveland Park (CP) Bar and Grill
3423 Connecticut Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C., DC 20008
(202) 806-8940

http://www.cpbargrill.com/index.php

Specials: $3.75 Yuengling and Miller Lites , 10PM-close $3 Miller Lite drafts & $4 Blue Moon

EWH3 #651: Cops and Robbers Trail – Thursday, June 2, 2011

Where: Stadium/ Armory Metro (Recently “fixed” blue/ orange line) – Follow marks to start.
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, June 2, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: ONe tit ONly, Everything Butt, Safe Word, Aunt Vagina, Blood Sausage, and perhaps a walkers hare (maybe, maybe not)
Misc:  A to B… Dog friendly, Warm spring run so pack accordingly. Don’t forget your convict outfit if you are naughty, police outfit if you are pretending to be nice. Don’t forget the shanks in the cake, pack of cigs for bartering, and doughnuts for bribery.
OnOnOn:
Trusty’s
1420 Pennsylvania Avenue Southeast
Washington D.C., DC 20003-3029
(202) 547-1010
Specials: TBD but it will probably be served in jelly jars!!!!