EWH3 #682: Hippie Hash 2011 Trail – Thursday, November 17, 2011

Where: Takoma Park Metro — Red (for Revolution) Line. Follow marks.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, November 17, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Brokeback Mama, CoXXX On Demand, Frosty the Blowman, and BATT

Misc: A to B. Please bring a headlamp and a change of shoes and socks. Dog’ish friendly but it is an A -> B. Just because the temperature is going down faster than a Kardashian on their first date doesn’t mean you should pack your entire closet. Pack smart and pack warm does NOT mean winter coats, laptops from work, work clothes, hash clothes, bar clothes, things you stopped in at Target to pick up, and a family pack of condoms. Well, OK, the last thing is alright to bring.

McGinty’s Public House

911 Ellsworth Dr
Silver Spring, MD 20910

Specials: TBA but check the website if there are any changes.

EWH3 #681: USMC Birthday Trail – Thursday, November 10, 2010

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro — Blue/Orange Lines. Follow marks.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, November 10, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: My Little Pony, Rambutt, Gladiator, Gomer’s Pile, Mystery Hare

Misc: A to B. Or, A to Shot to Shots & Beer & Shots. Happy 236th Birthday Marines! Both runner and walkers are NOT (I repeat, NOT) dog-friendly unless they are demon/ devil dogs from the gates of hell. Walkers may experience shiggy along the way – BRING HEADLAMPS. I definitely saw a lot of liquid. Headlamps are always a good idea for both runners and walkers as well. Don’t put anything in Plan B that you want to retrieve at beer check because it will not be at BC – only the end.

 Pool Lounge

1911 North Fort Myer Drive
Arlington, VA 22209


Specials: Probably nothing because Virginia is so weird!

EWH3 #680: The Dupont Circle Graffiti Hash – Thursday, November 3, 2011

Where: Dupont Cirlce Metro (Red Line) – Follow marks to start (in the circle).

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, November 3, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Assflac, St. Pauli’s Girl, Whiskey Business, Just Kate, and Just Kathryn.

Misc: A-A’ish. Dog Friendly. Bring a headlamp, PI protection, perhaps a dry change of clothes, and definitely include your plain white T-shirt so we can write on your boobs with a Sharpie. I mean, scroll some witty and meaningful text in appropriate places.


1823 L Street NW
Washington, DC 20036
(202) 296-6686


Specials: $4 for 28 oz Bud Light and Miller Lite, $5 Rail Drinks

EWH3 #679: 2nd Anal Anything But Clothes Cocktomb Party – Thursday, October 27, 2011

Where: Archives/ Navy Memorial Metro (Green/ Yellow Line) – Follow marks to start (in the circle).

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, October 27, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Dial F, Every Shit You Take, Dr. Toolittle, Preparation Ohhhh, and Shamrock Your Cock

Misc: A-B’ish. Dog Friendly, as long as the dog isn’t wearing clothes. The weather may be a little iffy but I was told by a reliable (well, as reliable as the hash can get) that there will be plenty of alcohol to numb the senses. Please bring a headlamp and probably dry clothes.

Jenny’s Asian Fusion

1000 Water Street Southwest
Washington, DC 20024-2425
(202) 554-2202


Specials: TBD

EWH3 #678: The Return To The Ghetto Trail – Thursday, October 20, 2011

Where: Congress Heights Metro (Da Green Line) – Follow marks to start (in the circle).

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, October 20, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Private Snowball, Motormouth, and a Mystery Hare

Misc: A-B’ish. Dog Friendly, in fact, use dog as protection – even Barnaby. Please bring your headlamps, shiggy socks, mace, and travel in groups. Come early and enjoy watching the local muggles wonder what the hell we are doing.

The Player’s Lounge (Georgina’s)

2737 Martin Luther King Junior Avenue Southeast
Washington, DC 20032
(202) 574-1331

Specials: TBD

EWH3 #677: The Let’s Go All the Way Out to Huntington Trail – Thursday, October 13, 2011

Where: Huntington Metro (Yellow Line) – Follow marks to start (in the circle).

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, October 13, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Please Step Away From The Whores, Silver Spooge, and a Mystery Hare

Misc: A-A’. Dog Friendly. Weather should be nice with a chance of rain (what else do we expect when we go to Virginia?) so get there as early as possible and maybe bring dry clothes. Headlamp is a must, PI is possible.

Bar Pilar

2249 Huntington Ave
Alexandria, VA 22303
(703) 317-9295

Specials: TBD

EWH3 #676: The Everyday Used to Be Wednesday Trail – Thursday, October 6, 2011

Where: Potomac Avenue Metro (Blue/ Orange Line) – Follow marks to start (in the circle).

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, October 6, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: FIre In the Hole, Areola Borealis, Mr. Magoo, and JAG Queen

Misc: A-A’. Dog Friendly. It is supposed to be super gorgeous outside so be there early and pack light. I have not heard from the hares about shiggy or potential PI but it will be dark earlier and earlier so please bring a headlamp for the rest of the season!


1420 Pennsylvania Avenue Southeast
Washington D.C., DC 20003-3029
(202) 547-1010


Specials: TBD

EWH3 #675: The Red Dress Run Prelube Trails – Thursday, September 29, 2011



Where: Ball(buster)ston Metro (Orange line). First Down Bar & Grill

When: Sign-In starts 5PM in the bar. Hares away 6PM sharp (not hash time)

Hares: 6 Fags, CockSoup, PutItOut, Whiskey Business & Yule Log

Misc: A – Z. If I could say it is farther away than an A to Z trail, I would. This is a VERY long trail but with multiple beer checks and shot checks. Bring headlamps, knee-high shiggy socks, PI protection, and your big boy/ girl panties. This trail is not for the faint of heart. There will be NO Plan B until the very end but we will be able to accommodate your bags.

First Down Sports Bar (Start)
4213 North Fairfax Drive
Arlington, VA 22203
(703) 465-8888

Specials – $2 Domestic Drafts!


#2 Regular EWH3 Trail

Where: Tenleytown Metro (Red Line) – Follow marks to start

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, September 29, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: 6Pigs, Blow Blow Blow Your Boat, Miss MeGagMe, 1 If By Man 2 If By She, Snatch Shot, Daisy Chain, and Just Daniela

Misc: A -> A’. Bring headlamps cuz it gets dark fast and I don’t want you all scared. Shiggy socks and PI Protection ointment are highly recommended. Try to get there early and pack light because this is a very highly attended event and Plan B gets full fast.


4515 Wisconsin Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20016
(202) 686-3588


Specials: We have the entire upstairs and full food menu until 11pm. $3 Bud Light, Bud Heavy, and Bud Light Lime!

EWH3 #674: The Pretty Pretty Princess Trail – Thursday, September 22, 2011

Where: Dupont Circle Metro (Red Line) – Follow marks to start (in the circle).

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, September 22, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: BenaDrill Me, Snatch Shot, Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup, Everything Butt, Fistopher Bolumbus & Just Maureen

Misc: A-B’ish. Dog Friendly. Weather is changing but still don’t try to pack too much but it also wouldn’t be a bad idea for shiggy socks and headlamps, as we don’t want road- and/or PI-rashes befouling your upcoming internet porn video leaks.

Recessions Lounge

1823 L Street N
Washington, DC 20036


Specials: $5 Giant Beer Mugs, $10 Pitchers. The kitchen will be open late, and Karaoke of all!

EWH3 #673: The Are Your Shoes Dry Yet Trail – Thursday, September 15, 2011

Where: Rosslyn Metro or Foggy Bottom Metro (Blue/ Orange Line) – Follow marks to start (super secret, its at FSK Park).

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, September 15, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Please Stay Away From the Whores, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, Red Vag of Courage, and a couple of mystery hares.

Misc: A-A’ish. Trail is kind of like Motormouth’s penis – short and dark – so bring headlamps. Maybe a slicker and galoshes if it is even remotely the same as last week.

Continental: Modern Pool Lounge

1911 Fort Myers Drive
Arlington, VA 22209
(703) 465-7675


Specials: Probably none since Virginny sucks for that kind of thing.