EWH3 #672: The Unusual Hash Themed Trail – Thursday, September 8, 2011

Where: Eisenhower Metro (Yellow Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, September 8, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, Uno Dos Tres LIFTOFF, Benadrillme, and Just Stephanie S.

Misc: A-A’. FIRST HALF OF RUNNERS TRAIL IS NOT DOG FRIENDLY! Walkers be ready to actually solve your own personally designed trail, no guided tour this week. Bring a flashlight! Bring a flashlight! Bring a Flashlight! In case you did not understand the super secret code used, allow me to translate: “Bring a flashlight” is super secret code for bring a flashlight.

OnOnOn:
San Antonio Grill

200 Swamp Fox Road
Alexandria, VA 22314
(703) 329-6400

http://www.sabarandgrill.com/index.html

Specials: TBA (that’s To Be Announced whenever the hares choose to do so…)

EWH3 #671: The Big Bow Underground Snatch-N-Farter Trail – Thursday, September 1, 2011

Where: Clarendon Metro (Orange Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, September 1, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Big Dig, Bow Chic-a Bow Bow, Underground Railroad, Snatch Shot, Dr Frank N Farter

Misc: A-A’. Dog friendly because, yes, this is finally an actual A->A’ trail!!! It is also Labor Day Weekend friendly so only the mindset of getting through Friday before 3 glorious days off. Should be beautiful out this week so once again, pack light and try not to cram Plan B full.

OnOnOn:
Hunan Number One

3033 Wilson Boulevard
Arlington, VA 22201
(703) 528-1177

http://www.hunanone.com/

Specials: $1 Beers! I don’t know what kind but at least they are a dollar!

EWH3 #670: The 2nd Anal Blue Dress Run – Thursday, August 25, 2011

Where: Chinatown Metro (Green, Yellow, Red Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, August 25, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: SlumCock Anywhere, WifeGuard, A Red River Runs Through It, Preparation Oohh, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, and Double Ohhh Positive

Misc: A-B’. Dog friendly. Channel your inner slutty intern, wear a blue dress, and bring some non-bodily white stain! Urban shiggy. First 50 people to circle will get a give away. Also, the hares may or may not have something to squirt on your little blue dresses if you cannot muster the liquid.

OnOnOn:
The Exchange Saloon

1719 G Street Northwest
Washington, DC 20006
(202) 393-4690

http://www.theexchangesaloon.com/

Specials: $10 Pitchers and whatever is on the softball/ kickball (ick) menu

EWH3 #666: The Devil Goes Down On Georgia Trail – Thursday, August 18, 2011

Where: Shaw/ Howard University Metro (Green Line – Green/ Yellow Line after 7pm) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, August 18, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Compost Pile, S.W.A.B, Poop Been-a-dick, Whiskey Business, Daisy Chain, and Just Abba

Misc: A to Z… Not so dog friendly because of distance between stops. If you have fully recovered from Betty Ford Trail, Beer Mile, and the EWH3 Invasion then prepare yourself for another 4 days of drinking. Pack light per usual but at least summer and the HELLISH heat is subsiding a bit.

OnOnOn:
Club Heaven and Hell

2327 18th St. NW
Washington, DC 20009
(202) 677-HELL

http://www.clubheavenandhelldc.com/

Specials: 2 for $5 beers, $4 well drinks, $6 specialty drinks until 11:30 PM

EWH3 #665: The Betty Ford Relapse Trail – Thursday, August 11, 2011

Where: Eastern Market Metro (Orange/ Blue Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, August 11, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Gaystation, Red Vag of Courage, Grand Theft Anal, London Bitches Going Down, 1 If By Man 2 If By She, and Wreath Around

Misc: A to B’ish… Dog friendly – hey, who else is going to drive you home? Pack light because this is usually one of our most attended hashes. Go figure… The weather is looking like it is going to cooperate and actually be bearable so that should increase the numbers a bit.

OnOnOn:
Bullfeathers

410 1st Street SE
Washington, DC 20003
(202) 543-5005

www.bullfeathersdc.com

Specials: TBD

EWH3 #664: Jorts Association of Arlington (Pt. 3) Trail – Thursday, August 4, 2011

Where: Pentagon City Metro (Yellow/ Blue Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, August 4, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Whiskey Business, Cock Soup, St. Paulie’s Girl, Silly Gay Virus, and possibly a Mystery Hare!!!!

Misc: A to B’ish… Dog zenish. Dog friendly if you want to “zen” the indoor portions of the trail and especially if your pooch loves extra short, short denim dandies. Pack light so not to stuff sexy, little Plan B too much, but to be honest, she likes it stuffed! Heat index to push triple digits AGAIN so please hydrate.

OnOnOn:
Tortoise & Hare Bar and Grille

567 23rd Street South
Arlington, VA 22202
(703) 979-1872

www.tortoiseandharebar.com

Specials: 50 cent wings, $10 pitcher, dance floor with live DJ taking requests.

EWH3 #658: Gingers DO Have Souls Trail – Thursday, July 21, 2011

Where: Virginia Square Metro (Orange “Crush” Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, July 21, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Preparation Oooh, A Red River Runs Through It, Dial F, and Ginger Snatch

Misc: A to B’ish… All those Metro stops around there are in a little line so its all pretty close. Big thing is its going to be a SCORCHER (temps reaching 100 with huge heat indexes) so please, please, please hydrate all day again. Dog friendly trail perhaps with a high chance of PI. Pack light so not to stuff sexy, little Plan B too much and don’t forget the SPF 1,000 for those that are pigment challenged.

OnOnOn:
First Down Sports Bar

4213 N Fairfax Drive
Arlington, VA 22203
(703) 465-8888

www.firstdownsportsbar.com

Specials: $4 24 ounce cans of bud light, coors light, miller light. $6 wings

2011 EWH3 PubCrawl Info: TODAY, Saturday, July 16th starts at 3:00 pm

$20 pre-pay/$25 at the door(s) gets you a bitchin’ toe tag, a “free” beer at each bar, and the opportunity to get drunk with you favorite hashers in the daylight! (no t-shirts this year, sadface)

BAR INFO:

Start! –  3:00 pm Bourbon – http://bourbondc.com/home/am/ – 2321 18th St NW
Bar 2 – 4:00 pm Buffalo Billiards – http://dc.buffalobilliards.com/ – 1330 19th Street NW
Bar 3 – 5:00 pm Lucky Bar – http://www.luckybardc.com/ – 1221 Connecticut Ave NW
Bar Gay – 6:00 pm Nellie’s – http://www.nelliessportsbar.com/ – 900 U Street NW
Bar Drunk – 7:00 pm DC9 – http://www.dcnine.com/ – 1940 9th St NW
Bar no glitter allowed – AFTER PARTY – Whiskey Business’ Casa o’ Dance Party – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4 – 406 Elm Street NW

EWH3 #657: The Look Who’s Laughing Now Trail – Thursday, July 14, 2011

Where: Stadium/ Armory Metro (Blue/ Orange Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, July 14, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Mannipple Lickter, Roll Over, Bitch, Sphincter Shy, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, and I Am Cumstain

Misc: A to B… Another normal summer time hash but it might be a bit cooler so pack light and get there early unless you like running with your crap on your back. Probably dog friendly if they like A->B trails. Bring your best stand-up comedy act because you need to out-shine the hares!

OnOnOn:
The Pour House Bar & Restaurant

319 Pennsylvania Ave SE
Washington, DC 20003
(202) 546-7782

www.pourhousedc.com

Specials: $12 Pitchers of everything except Guinness on Main Floor and Basement ONLY.

EWH3 #656: The America is for Gay Robots Trail – Thursday, July 7, 2011

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro (Blue/ Orange Line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, July 7, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Homo Arigato, Mr. Rubutto, Yule Log, Compost Pile, Turdette Syndrome and Cock Soup

Misc: A to A’… Another normal summer time hash so pack light and get there early unless you like running with your crap on your back. Doubt you will need headlamps but running through GW area you may need to substitute PI cream for other topical rash creams that can easily be caught.

OnOnOn:
McFadden’s Restaurant and Saloon

2401 Pennsylvania Ave NW
Washington, DC 20037
(202) 292-4067

www.mcfaddensdc.com

Specials: $3 all drafts all night long.