EWH3 #600: RED LINE PUB CRAWL!!!!
When:
THIS Saturday, July 10th, 2PM
Start: Atomic Billiards in Cleveland Park
Cost: $25

The $25 hash cash gets you 1 “free” beer per bar and access to the all the drink specials.  Atomic Billiards is even opening early just for us!  Now doesn’t that make you feel special? 

Details*:

TIME           BAR/LOCATION
2:00 – 3:15  Atomic Billiards. Cleveland Park (3427 Connecticut Ave)
                  SPECIALS: $3.00 Miller, PBR, Yeungling, $4.00 Rail Drinks

3:30 – 4:30  Recessions. Farragut North (1823 L Street Washington)
                  SPECIALS: Beers the size of your head are pretty damn special!

4:30 – 5:30  Rocket Bar. Chinatown (714 7th Street)
                 SPECIALS: $4.00 draft of the month, wine and champagne and $4.00 raildrinks

5:30 – 6:15  Iron Horse. Chinatown (507 7th Street)
                 SPECIALS: $2.00 off all Drafts and $5.00 rail drinks.

6:30 – Dawn? Buffalo billiards. Dupont (1330 19th Street)
                   SPECIALS: $3.00 Miller, $4.00 Yeungling

Pub crawl T-shirts will be $10 that day!!!!

*Bars may be subject to change due to soccer and the resurrection of Michael Jackson.

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Save Abraham Lincoln!

Want to hash and have an extra $5 to get drunk with at the OnOnOn?  Then hare trail!  Email the lovely Red Vag of Courage ([email protected]) to sign up for a trail today.  Check out the Hare Line to see what dates are available.

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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:

1) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 300 signed up so far (64 from EWH3!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
2) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
 
3) White House Hash Wild Wild West Camping and Tubbing Trip
July 23-25, 2010, Bentonville, VA 
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16502&cat=256
 
4) SAVE THE DATE – Beer Mile – August 13th
 
5)17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $60
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16501&cat=256&page=1
 
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EWH3 #598: Not a Dupont Trail – Thursday, July 1, 2010
 
Where: Braddock Road Metro – linea azul. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start and look for people standing around wishing they were in Dupont.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, July 1, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares:  Blows a Tranny, RPI, GFA, and RVoC…(read: me and three sweaty, sexy men…and maybe a mystery helper hare or five).

Misc: A-A’.  Bring dry clothes, other shoes, PI stuff, a map, compass (or just your smart phone), your Passport, a bag of crumbs to find your way home, and a gay friend…so we can pretend we’re in Dupont.
 
OnOnOn: Fireflies
1501 Mount Vernon Avenue
Alexandria, VA 22301
703.548.7200
 
Specials: It’s V(i)rg(i)n(i)a, so not booze specials. But we will be getting $2 off pizza and wings.  Fireflies always has $10 pitchers of PBR and $20 buckets – 6 beers of your choice (and let me tell you…they have a great selection)

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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:

1) EWH3 Red Line PUBCRAWL – July 10th, starts at 2PM at Atomic Billiards in Cleveland Park.  $20 if you preregister at the EWH3 hash THIS THURSDAY, JULY 8th. $25 the day of.  Details here.

2) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 300 signed up so far (64 from EWH3!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
3) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
 
4) White House Hash Wild Wild West Camping and Tubbing Trip
July 23-25, 2010, Bentonville, VA 
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16502&cat=256
 
5) SAVE THE DATE – Beer Mile – August 13th
 
6)17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $60
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16501&cat=256&page=1
 
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Save Abraham Lincoln!

Want to hash and have an extra $5 to get drunk with at the OnOnOn?  Then hare trail!  Email the lovely Red Vag of Courage ([email protected]) to sign up for a trail today.  Check out the Hare Line to see what dates are available.

 

EWH3 #597: Jort Trail – Thursday, June 24, 2010
 
Where: Pentagon City Metro – Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start OR just head south toward the soccer fields and look for idiots in running gear (AND Jjorts!) standing around in the parking lot.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, June 24, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares:  Underground Railroad, Whiskey Business, Pee Wee’s Little Adventure and a mystery Just (aren’t they all a mystery?)
 
Misc: A-A’
Trail is tough dog friendly.
Trail is jort friendly.
Trail is probably a disaster.
Normal dry clothes, headlamp, and PI stuff applies.
 
OnOnOn: Two…count ’em…TWO bars
 
Tortise & Hare
567 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202
(703) 979-1872

Specials at T&H: 50 cent wings , $3 PBR, Live Music
 

Freddie’s Beach Bar
555 23rd St S Arlington, VA 22202
(703) 685-0555
 
Thpecials at Freddie’s: Karaoke, Appletinis, Strawberry daiquiri’s and a chance to boost your self-esteem

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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 
1) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 300 signed up so far (64 from EWH3!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
2) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!
https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
 
3) 14th annual Tubing in the Shenandoah (T.I.T.S.) Weekend
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16491&cat=288&page=1
 
4) EWH3 Red Line PUBCRAWL – July 10th. SAVE THE DATE. Talk to Cock-A-Doodle-Do-Me for details!!!
 
5) White House Hash Wild Wild West Camping and Tubbing Trip
July 23-25, 2010, Bentonville, VA 
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16502&cat=256
 
6) SAVE THE DATE – Beer Mile – August 13th
 
7)17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $60
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16501&cat=256&page=1
 
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EWH3 #596: TourDuhHash Leg 7 – “The Hash Set Me Up” Trail – Thursday, June 17, 2010
 
Where: Anacostia Metro – Gaga-Green Line (yes, I’m obsessed with her, deal with it). Follow marks to the start or just look for the “lost” white people.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, June 17, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: MotorMouth, JackOffLantern, Just Chris
 
Misc: A-“Z” –
 
A note from your token nonblack guy: the OnOnOn is about 10 blocks from the start, and the neighborhood “changes at night.”  Please be safe and walk with a buddy (or 12).  BUT those who stay for the Circle and the OnOnOn bar are in for a TREAT!  Runners and walkers trail will be dog friendly.  Runner trail will NOT be stroller friendly at all.  Bring dry shoes, a canoe, repelling gear and a shank.
 
OnOnOn:
The Player’s Lounge (Georgina’s)
2737 Martin Luther King Junior Avenue Southeast
Washington, DC 20032-2608
(202) 574-1331
http://They_aint_got_no_website/
 
Specials:  Possible guest appearance by a local celebrity…along with an entourage of crack whores! Hooray.
 
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 
1) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Over 200 signed up so far, don’t be left out!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
2) 14th annual Tubing in the Shenandoah (T.I.T.S.) Weekend
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16491&cat=288&page=1
 
3) EWH3 Red Line PUBCRAWL – July 10th. SAVE THE DATE. Talk to Cock-A-Doodle-Do-Me about shirts!!!
 
4) White House Hash Wild Wild West Camping and Tubbing  Trip
July 23-25, 2010, Bentonville, VA 
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16502&cat=256
 
7) SAVE THE DATE – Beer Mile – August 13th
 
8)17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $60
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16501&cat=256&page=1
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Where: Van Ness – UDC – Linea roja. Follow marks to the start and looks for the group of guys who looks like child molestors and the chicks who might possibly have dicks.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, May 6, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: Hungry Hungry Homo, T!ts for Tots, Konichi [email protected], Just Lauren, y possible Mystery Hare
 
Misc: A-B…Tough dog friendly…”small dogs may drown.” Headlamps and a change of dry shoes are suggested. Possible/probable PI. Grow a mustache. Wear a fake mustache. Draw on a mustache. Who cares…but downing ta-kill-ya is so much classier with a fuzzy worm on your upper lip. 
 
OnOnOn:

Guapos
4515 Wicsonsin Ave. N.W.
Washington, DC
 
Specials: $5 margaritas, vino, y cervezas. And possible food specials.

EWH3 Hash #554: the “Rave” hash

 
Where: Bethesda Metro.  Up the escalators and look for chalk.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, October 22nd. Pack away at 7:15, if we’re lucky.

Hares: Unobtainium, Obeastiologist, Bitch on Bitch on Bitch, I Manual Cunt, and a Just Vicki who may or may not be Swing Cycle because the hares didn’t specify and I don’t care enough to ask.

Misc: A-A’, no PI, bring dry shoes and a headlamp.  No, seriously, bring a headlamp.  What was with all you people who went on the ballbuster without a headlamp, even after I sent out a special email just for you people saying, “Bring a headlamp”?  If you can’t be bothered to bring a headlamp, I can’t be bothered to call the hospital when you fall down and break an ankle because you didn’t bring a headlamp.  HEADLAMP.

 
OnOnOn: Tommy Joes
4714 Montgomery Ln
Bethesda, MD 20814
(301) 654-3801

EWH3 Hash #: 5-fitty-1

 
Where: Cleveland Park Metro. Follow Chalk marks on the ground and look for a bunch of people wearing funny clothes standing around like they don’t belong there.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, October 1st. Pack away at 7:15, if we’re lucky.
Hares: Fucks Up Doc?, Butt Fuck Norris, Have Fun Stormin the Asshole and a Mystery Hare (a real mystery hare *note – god knows what that is?*)
Misc: A to A. Start will be next to California Tortilla. No PI. Dog Friendly. Headlamps would be “helpful” (according to the hares).
It’s officially Fall people, so start bringing warmer clothes and headlamps. Unless of course you enjoy being cold and in the dark alone.
 
OnOnOn:
            Nanny O’Brien’s
            3319 Connecticut Ave NW
            Washington, DC 20008-1302
            (202) 686-9189
 
Specials: $3 Miller Lites, $4 Sierra Nevadas and possibly more drink and food specials if you flirt with the bartender enough.