EWH3 #652: Be Proud of Your Fetish Trail – Thursday, June 9, 2011

Where: Cleveland Park Metro (Red line) – Follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, June 9, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Poop-Been-A-Dick, Not to Scale, Compost Pile, Whore A-Gone Trail, Pro Boner, Puke-On Territory, Just Veronika, Just David, Just Marie

Misc: A to A’… Everything dog friendly except OnOnOn and maybe Brokeback Mama. Extremely warm weather predicted so pack accordingly. Headlamps are requested so we may be running through trees late at night! With the excess of fetish-ware, don’t forget anti-chaffing stuff…

OnOnOn:
Cleveland Park (CP) Bar and Grill
3423 Connecticut Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C., DC 20008
(202) 806-8940

http://www.cpbargrill.com/index.php

Specials: $3.75 Yuengling and Miller Lites , 10PM-close $3 Miller Lite drafts & $4 Blue Moon

EWH3 #651: Cops and Robbers Trail – Thursday, June 2, 2011

Where: Stadium/ Armory Metro (Recently “fixed” blue/ orange line) – Follow marks to start.
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, June 2, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: ONe tit ONly, Everything Butt, Safe Word, Aunt Vagina, Blood Sausage, and perhaps a walkers hare (maybe, maybe not)
Misc:  A to B… Dog friendly, Warm spring run so pack accordingly. Don’t forget your convict outfit if you are naughty, police outfit if you are pretending to be nice. Don’t forget the shanks in the cake, pack of cigs for bartering, and doughnuts for bribery.
OnOnOn:
Trusty’s
1420 Pennsylvania Avenue Southeast
Washington D.C., DC 20003-3029
(202) 547-1010
Specials: TBD but it will probably be served in jelly jars!!!!

EWH3 #650: The School’s Out and Pool’s Open Trail – Thursday, May 26, 2011

Where: Francis Scott Key Park, Georgetown.  Metro: Rosslyn or Foggy Bottom
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, May 26, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Snatch Shot, Big Dig, I Am Cumstain, I if by Man, 2 if by She
Misc:  A to A… Dog friendly, swimsuit friendly, but be sure to bring your sunblock and water wings!  No peeing in the pool.  Pack light as not to overwhelm Plan B though she likes to be stuffed pretty tight.
OnOnOn:
Chadwicks
3205 K St NW
Washington, DC  20007
(202) 333-2565
http://www.chadwicksrestaurants.com/location.php?location=2
Specials: $2.50 coronas
EWH3 #649: The Catch Me If You Can Trail – Thursday, May 19, 2011
Where: Bethesda Metro (“not quite as far out there” Red line) – follow marks to start.
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, May 19, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Yule Log, Cock Soup, Miss Me Gag Me, Just Julia
Misc:  A to Z… Dog Friendly if your dog plays nice with other dogs.  Things to bring:  Headlamp (check), Anti Poison Ivy gear (good idea), Positive mental attitude (Check), Extra shoes (check), and Your A-Game (check, check).
OnOnOn:
Public Bar
4611 41st St NW
Washington, DC  20016
(202) 237-1783
http://www.publicbardc.com/tenley/about.php
Specials: $2 PBR, $3 Domestics, $4 Imports, $5 Rails. Good Weather = Roofdeck!!!!

Where: Forest Glen Metro (“way out there” Red line) – follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, May 12, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Brokeback Mama, PutItOut, Coxxx on Demand, Dildo Shaggins and Cock Soup

Misc:  A to Z… Dog Friendly if your dog loves long trails with tons of trees and knows their way home.  Don’t forget a dry change of clothes and maybe headlamps even with the later setting sun.  The hares also wanted me to tell you that BOTH runners and walkers should bring dry shoes.  Oh, and don’t forget your dirty pirate hooker gear!

OnOnOn:

Piratz Tavern
8402 Georgia Avenue
Silver Spring, MD 20910
(301) 588-9001

Specials: 1/2 priced grogg, $4 Captain and Coke, like $3.50 cheap domestic
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Where: Columbia Heights Metro (yellow/ green line) – follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, May 5, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: El Fifth-o Anal-o Cinco de Mustacio en el Cinco de Mayo!

Hares: Hungry Hungry Homo, Tits for Tots, Pee Wee’s Little Adventure, Silly Gay Virus, Just Michal

Misc:  A to A’… Dog Friendly.  Again, it is spring/ summer so pack light because Plan B fills up quickly.  She just can’t take the packing like she used to, old girl.  Don’t forget a dry change of clothes, maybe headlamps, and beard cream.

OnOnOn:

Meridian Pint
3400 11th St NW
Washington, DC 20010
(202) 588-1075

Where: Potomac Avenue Metro (blue/ orange line) – follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, April 28, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Motor Mouth, Hungry Hungry Homo, Double Oh Positive and an out of town visiting special hare Rotten Whore.

Misc:  A to A’… Pack light because it is springtime (very important).  Hawaiian shirts, sandals with black knee high socks, and plan on getting ‘LEI’D’!!!!

OnOnOn:

TBD

Where: Dupont Circle Metro (red line) – follow marks to start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, April 21, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: SlumCock Anywhere, Blow Blow Blow Your Boat, Miss Me Gag Me, Yule Log, Wife Guard, and a mystery walkers hare (as it always is with those crazy walkers).

Misc:  A to A’… This is a buckle bunny hash so BIG (yeah, we like ’em big) belt buckles are requested along with any rodeo equipment you can find. Early spring so pack lighter than usual too!

OnOnOn:

The Exhchange
1719 G Street Northwest
Washington D.C., DC 20006
(202) 393-4960
www.theexchangesaloon.com/

Where: Foggy Bottom OR Rosslyn Metro (blue/ orange line) – may not be marks. Francis Scott Key Park on M Street in Georgetown.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, April 14, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Homo Arigato, Ckn Fkr,  Turdette Syndrome, Homeland Insecurity, and Mr. Robutto

Misc:  A to B’… The normal early spring items are needed. Pack light, bring your finest attire, smoking robes, and prepared to get wet because that water gets cold after you hit an iceberg!

OnOnOn:

The MadHatter (New)
1319 Connecticut Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C., DC 20036
(202) 833-1495

Where: Cleveland Park Metro (red line) – follow marks to the start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, April 7, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Cock Your Suck I Will, Miss Me Gag Me, Blow Blow Blow Your Boat, 1 if by Man, 2 if by She, and Just Karen

Misc:  A to B’… The normal early spring items are needed. Pack light, headlamps will be useful as well as dry shoes because these ladies will make YOU wet!

OnOnOn:

Guapos
4515 Wisconsin Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C., DC 20016
(202) 686-3588
http://www.guaposrestaurant.com/

Specials:$6 Margaritas, $3 Bud, Bud Light, Bud Lime, & Buckets of Bud 6 for $12