Where: Van Ness – UDC – Linea roja. Follow marks to the start and looks for the group of guys who looks like child molestors and the chicks who might possibly have dicks.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, May 6, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: Hungry Hungry Homo, T!ts for Tots, Konichi [email protected], Just Lauren, y possible Mystery Hare
 
Misc: A-B…Tough dog friendly…”small dogs may drown.” Headlamps and a change of dry shoes are suggested. Possible/probable PI. Grow a mustache. Wear a fake mustache. Draw on a mustache. Who cares…but downing ta-kill-ya is so much classier with a fuzzy worm on your upper lip. 
 
OnOnOn:

Guapos
4515 Wicsonsin Ave. N.W.
Washington, DC
 
Specials: $5 margaritas, vino, y cervezas. And possible food specials.

EWH3 Hash #554: the “Rave” hash

 
Where: Bethesda Metro.  Up the escalators and look for chalk.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, October 22nd. Pack away at 7:15, if we’re lucky.

Hares: Unobtainium, Obeastiologist, Bitch on Bitch on Bitch, I Manual Cunt, and a Just Vicki who may or may not be Swing Cycle because the hares didn’t specify and I don’t care enough to ask.

Misc: A-A’, no PI, bring dry shoes and a headlamp.  No, seriously, bring a headlamp.  What was with all you people who went on the ballbuster without a headlamp, even after I sent out a special email just for you people saying, “Bring a headlamp”?  If you can’t be bothered to bring a headlamp, I can’t be bothered to call the hospital when you fall down and break an ankle because you didn’t bring a headlamp.  HEADLAMP.

 
OnOnOn: Tommy Joes
4714 Montgomery Ln
Bethesda, MD 20814
(301) 654-3801

EWH3 Hash #: 5-fitty-1

 
Where: Cleveland Park Metro. Follow Chalk marks on the ground and look for a bunch of people wearing funny clothes standing around like they don’t belong there.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, October 1st. Pack away at 7:15, if we’re lucky.
Hares: Fucks Up Doc?, Butt Fuck Norris, Have Fun Stormin the Asshole and a Mystery Hare (a real mystery hare *note – god knows what that is?*)
Misc: A to A. Start will be next to California Tortilla. No PI. Dog Friendly. Headlamps would be “helpful” (according to the hares).
It’s officially Fall people, so start bringing warmer clothes and headlamps. Unless of course you enjoy being cold and in the dark alone.
 
OnOnOn:
            Nanny O’Brien’s
            3319 Connecticut Ave NW
            Washington, DC 20008-1302
            (202) 686-9189
 
Specials: $3 Miller Lites, $4 Sierra Nevadas and possibly more drink and food specials if you flirt with the bartender enough.