Where: Foggy Bottom Metro (blue/ orange line) – follow marks to the start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, March 31, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Whiskey Business and several of his 4-Loko (Lite) drinkin’, mini white zin bottle while kneelin’, karaoke singin’ friends.

Misc:  A to A’… It may be spring but it looks like a wet one and usually thats the way we like it! Pack light but bring a change of dry clothes.  Headlamps and warm gear may still be required too.

OnOnOn:

Rhino Bar & Pumphouse
295 M Street Northwest
Washington D.C., DC 20007-3632
(202) 333-3150

Specials are TBD but it will involve beer and lots of it!
Where: Takoma Park Metro (red line) – follow marks to the start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, March 10, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Whack-A-Hole and some of her closest tattoo gettin’, pierced from head-to-toe’n, dreadlock sportin’ friends

Misc:  A to A’… I think. Honestly, I’m on vacation in Florida and haven’t heard too much about the details of this trail.  Just use the details from above, pack light and drink heavy.

OnOnOn:

TBD

Where: Capitol South Metro (blue/ orange line) – follow marks to the start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, March 10, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Compost Pile, Shamrock Your Cock, Latter Day Stains, Scarlett Letter, Just Veronika, Just Kelly

Misc:  A to A’.  Dog friendly, especially if they are Irish Setters.  Over/under on how many will be wearing a “Kiss/Lick/Touch/Fcuk Me I’m Irish” shirt or some variation (+20). It should be beautiful drinking weather so maybe a nice change of clothes for the packed bar after.

OnOnOn:

Bullfeather’s

410 1st Street Southeast
Washington D.C., DC 20003

Specials are TBD but it will involve beer and lots of it!

EWH3 #639: Its Tourist Season Bitches Trail – Thursday, March 10, 2011

Where: Smithsonian Metro (blue/ orange line) – follow marks to the start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, March 10, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.  

Hares: London Bitches Falling Down, Six Pigs In A Blanket, Not To Scale, Just Mary

Misc:  A to B.  This week’s trail is going to be flat and fast, kinda like your sister. Dog friendly. Perhaps a little wet like your mom so pack the parka, slicker, or any other latex item you have.

OnOnOn:

Hamilton’s

233 2nd Street Northwest
Washington D.C., DC 20001-2136
(202) 347-6555

www.hamiltonsdc.com/


Specials are $9 Bud Light/Miller Lite pitchers, $4 Captain, $2 Miller Lite Bottles
They also have beer pong tables available.

EWH3 #638: Another PIO Karaoke Trail – Thursday, March 3, 2011

Where: Woodley Park/ Adams Morgan Metro (red line) – follow marks to the start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, March 3, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.  

Hares: Put It Out, Air Head, Lick James Bitch, & Choke ‘Em If You Got ‘Em

Misc:  A to B.  Dog friendly and lively little trail over the river and through the woods of urban shiggy.  Headlamps and warm clothes for end circle would be a good idea as well.

OnOnOn:

Peyote Cafe

2319 18th St NW
Washington, DC 20009


Specials: $4 beers, $5 rails and karaoke if you’re nice.

EWH3 #637: Pre-Game the Beach Trail – Thursday, February 24, 2011

Where: Shaw/Howard University Metro – Green/Yellow Line – follow marks to the start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, February 24th, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.  

Hares: Miss Me Gag Me, Rear Protein Injection,  Just Ryan, Yule Log, and some erroneous walkers hare.

Misc:  A to Z.  Dog friendly.  This weeks hash will be the last day to sign up for WIEH3’s Beach weekend which take place the weekend of 3/4-3/6.  So in the spirit of that upcumming event, break out the speedos, bikinis, and board shorts for this weeks hash, because its gonna be a beach bash! And since this year’s beach weekend is in Ocean City, feel free to wear jorts, camouflage, and NASCAR attire as well.  Headlamps and warm clothes for end circle would be a good idea as well.

OnOnOn:

Wonderland Ballroom

1101 Kenyon St NW
Washington, DC 20010
(202) 232-5263


Specials: Wonderland specials: 3$ high life, 4$ yuengling drafts, 4 dollar whipped cream flavored vodka shots (WTF?!?!?),  11$ sambuca shots, & 3 dollar beam shot w/ beer purchase.
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:

1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.

2) WIEH3 Beach Weekend <www.dchashing.org/events/oo_wie_h3_2011_rego_v2.pdf>
Where: Ocean City, MD
When 4-6 March
Cost: $99

3) Sign Up to Hare before its too late! Email your stunning but sexually mediocre Harerazor at – [email protected].

4) Brew Crew Party – Saturday, March 12, 2011 at 2:00 PM.

5) BAH3 Green Dress Run <www.bah3.org>
Where: Annapolis, MD
When 12 March
Cost: $25

EWH3 #636: The FRB Trail – Thursday, February 17, 2011

Where: Rosslyn Metro – Blue/ Orange Line – follow marks to the start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, February 17, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.  

Hares: CockSoup, Whiskey Business, YuleLog, Monday Sticky Monday

Misc:  A to A’.  Dog friendly.  Crack out the speedos, s(j)horts, and uber-short shorts for this one if you dare because its supposed to be a nice one!  Headlamps and a dry change of clothes may still be needed since it technically is winter and may be a bit brisk afterwards.

OnOnOn:

Cafe Asia
1550 Wilson Blvd
Arlington, VA
(703) 741.0870

Where: Braddock Road Metro – Blue/ Yellow Line – follow marks to the start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, February 10, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: Generals Farm Animals, Red Vag of Courage, Gaystation, Sphincter Shy, Just Mary
  
Misc:  A to A’.  Dog friendly.  Bring a parka, headlamp, boots, and beer-flavored chocolates for the MisManagement.  Its gonna be cold since it is winter and because Virginia is about one of the worst places on Earth. Bring anti-itch, anti-fungal, and pro-lubrication gels and sprays.
  
OnOnOn:

Fireflies
1501 Mount Vernon Ave

 

 AlexandriaVA  22301


–or– (if you don’t want to be one of the cool kids)
Rusticos  
827 Slaters Lane
Alexandria, VA  22314
703.224.5051
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 

1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.
2) EWH3 2011 Ski Trip  – Sign Up Here – February 11-13, 2011.
3) Sign Up to Hare before its too late! Email your stunning but sexually mediocre Harerazor at – [email protected]
 
4) WIEH3 Beach Weekend <www.dchashing.org/events/oo_wie_h3_2011_rego_v2.pdf>
    Where: Ocean City, MD
    When 4-6 March
    Cost: $99
 
5) BAH3 Green Dress Run <www.bah3.org>
    Where: Annapolis, MD
    When 12 March
    Cost: $25

 EWH3 #634: The Chinese New Years Eve Trail – Thursday, February 3, 2011  
 
Where: Clarendon Metro – Orange Line – follow marks to the start.
 
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, February 3, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.  
 
Hares: Dildo Shaggins, Fuxedo, Everything Butt… and The Pimp of Sarajevo
  
Misc: We are celebrating Chinese New Year and welcoming the year of the Rabbit! Bunny ears encouraged. Otherwise, it is the usual dry-bag/head lamp-it-is-friggin’-cold-out-there stuff. 
  
OnOnOn

Hunan Number One 
3033 Wilson Boulevard, Arlington, VA 
(703) 528-1177

Specials: Beer mugs as big as Shaggins’ head for under $5. There will also be a band playing in the back room. 

EWH3 #633: The Tenleytown Metro Trail – Thursday, January 27, 2011

Where: Tenleytown Metro – Red Line – follow marks to the start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, January 27, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.  

Hares: Rear Protein Injection, Miss Me Gag Me, Yule Log, Blow Blow Blow Her Boat, and Six Fags

Misc: A to A’. Trying to make this as cut-and-dry (like your mom) as possible. Dog friendly and it is still fricking winter people so warm dry clothes to change into and headlamps so you don’t get lost and scared. 

OnOnOn:

Guapos
4515 Wisconsin Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C., DC 20016
(202) 686-3588

http://www.guaposrestaurant.com/

Specials:TBA