EWH3 #636: The FRB Trail – Thursday, February 17, 2011

Where: Rosslyn Metro – Blue/ Orange Line – follow marks to the start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, February 17, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.  

Hares: CockSoup, Whiskey Business, YuleLog, Monday Sticky Monday

Misc:  A to A’.  Dog friendly.  Crack out the speedos, s(j)horts, and uber-short shorts for this one if you dare because its supposed to be a nice one!  Headlamps and a dry change of clothes may still be needed since it technically is winter and may be a bit brisk afterwards.

OnOnOn:

Cafe Asia
1550 Wilson Blvd
Arlington, VA
(703) 741.0870

Where: Braddock Road Metro – Blue/ Yellow Line – follow marks to the start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, February 10, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: Generals Farm Animals, Red Vag of Courage, Gaystation, Sphincter Shy, Just Mary
  
Misc:  A to A’.  Dog friendly.  Bring a parka, headlamp, boots, and beer-flavored chocolates for the MisManagement.  Its gonna be cold since it is winter and because Virginia is about one of the worst places on Earth. Bring anti-itch, anti-fungal, and pro-lubrication gels and sprays.
  
OnOnOn:

Fireflies
1501 Mount Vernon Ave

 

 AlexandriaVA  22301


–or– (if you don’t want to be one of the cool kids)
Rusticos  
827 Slaters Lane
Alexandria, VA  22314
703.224.5051
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 

1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.
2) EWH3 2011 Ski Trip  – Sign Up Here – February 11-13, 2011.
3) Sign Up to Hare before its too late! Email your stunning but sexually mediocre Harerazor at – [email protected]
 
4) WIEH3 Beach Weekend <www.dchashing.org/events/oo_wie_h3_2011_rego_v2.pdf>
    Where: Ocean City, MD
    When 4-6 March
    Cost: $99
 
5) BAH3 Green Dress Run <www.bah3.org>
    Where: Annapolis, MD
    When 12 March
    Cost: $25

 EWH3 #634: The Chinese New Years Eve Trail – Thursday, February 3, 2011  
 
Where: Clarendon Metro – Orange Line – follow marks to the start.
 
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, February 3, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.  
 
Hares: Dildo Shaggins, Fuxedo, Everything Butt… and The Pimp of Sarajevo
  
Misc: We are celebrating Chinese New Year and welcoming the year of the Rabbit! Bunny ears encouraged. Otherwise, it is the usual dry-bag/head lamp-it-is-friggin’-cold-out-there stuff. 
  
OnOnOn

Hunan Number One 
3033 Wilson Boulevard, Arlington, VA 
(703) 528-1177

Specials: Beer mugs as big as Shaggins’ head for under $5. There will also be a band playing in the back room. 

EWH3 #633: The Tenleytown Metro Trail – Thursday, January 27, 2011

Where: Tenleytown Metro – Red Line – follow marks to the start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, January 27, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.  

Hares: Rear Protein Injection, Miss Me Gag Me, Yule Log, Blow Blow Blow Her Boat, and Six Fags

Misc: A to A’. Trying to make this as cut-and-dry (like your mom) as possible. Dog friendly and it is still fricking winter people so warm dry clothes to change into and headlamps so you don’t get lost and scared. 

OnOnOn:

Guapos
4515 Wisconsin Avenue Northwest
Washington D.C., DC 20016
(202) 686-3588

http://www.guaposrestaurant.com/

Specials:TBA

EWH3 #627: The 11th Hour Planned Trail – Thursday, January 20, 2011  

Where: New York Avenue Metro – Red Line – follow marks to the start.

When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, January 20, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.  

Hares: Chippen Failz, London Bitches Going Down, Math Sucks… Lets Fuck, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack

Misc: A to B’. Dog Friendly.  Bring headlamps, warm clothes, and possibly dry socks and shoes. Closest Metro to end is Union Station, please give yourself enough time to get to the metro before it closes or the X2 bus runs straight to Union Station and on to orange line stops.

OnOnOn:

Star and Shamrock 
1341 H St NE, 
Washington, DC 20002, USA
(202) 388-3833
www.starandshamrock.com.com

Specials:TBA

EWH3 #626: The Back To A Naughty School Girl Trail – Thursday, January 11, 2011  

Where: Potomac Avenue Metro – Blue/ Orange Line – follow marks to the start.
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, January 6, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.  

Fairy Hares: Safe Word, Everything Butt…, Lawrence of Her Labia, Just Emily, Just Wil

Misc: A to A’. Dog Friendly.  Bring headlamps, warm clothes, and possibly dry socks and shoes but I hope nobody changes out of their plaid skirts!

OnOnOn:
Trusty’s

1420 Pennsylvania Avenue Southeast
Washington D.C., DC 20003-3029
(202) 547-1010

Specials:
$10 Bud Light and Miller Lite Pitchers

EWH3 #625: Incuming MisManagement Trail of Awesomefunforeveryone.com – Thursday, January 6, 2011  

Where: Virginia Square Metro – Orange (Crush) Line – follow marks to the start.
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, January 6, 2011. Pack away at 7:15ish.  

Fairy Hares: Whiskey Business, Wax On Whacks Off, Cock Soup, 1 If By Man 2 If By She, and Jabba the Cunt

Misc: A to A’. Bring headlamps, warm clothes, and possibly dry socks and shoes.  It is still winter out there, people, and the MM team is a bit feisty!  Dog friendly. Hares may or may not be wearing jorts…

OnOnOn:
First Down Sports Bar and Grill

4213 North Fairfax Drive, Arlington, VA 22203
(703) 465-8888

Specials:
TBD

EWH3 #624: Red Vag’s Angry (Sex) Trail – Thursday, December 30, 2010

Where: Union Station Metro – Red Line of Fury

When: 7:00 PM, Thursday, December 30, 2010. Pack “away” at 7:15ish.  

Hares: Red Vag of Courage, Hungry Hungry Homo, PSA, and my favorite Mystery Hare make sure the walkers don’t get too lost.


Misc: A to A. Dog friendly. A G-H-E-T-T-O  T-R-A-I-L filled fun, pain, and pleasure for the whole hash family.

OnOnOn:
Kelly’s Irish Times
14 F St NW
Washington DC, 20001
Specials – TBD

EWH3 #623: Christmas Eve Eve Trail- Thursday, December 23, 2010  

Where: Capital South Metro
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, December 23, 2010. Pack away at 7:00ish.  

Hares: Snatch Shot, Underground Railroad, Tit-ka-boob, Can’t Find Pu$$y in a Haystack

Misc: A to A’.  Dog, Santa, and Elf friendly. It is cold and dark so perhaps a flashlight, mittens, earmuffs would be recommended.
OnOnOn:
Hawk ‘n Dove
329 Pennsylvania Avenue SE, Washington, DC 20003
Specials $5 pitchers of PBR, $5 Cosmos, and $4 shooters
We are in the loft and there is a DJ, so bring your party pants because the next day is a holiday.

EWH3 #622: Santa’s Elf Chase – Thursday, December 16, 2010  

Where: Pentagon City Metro – Yellow/ Blue Lines (not very festive, I know) – Follow marks to the skating rink!  If you’re there a bit early you can show off your Sonja Henie, Brian Boitano, Tonya Harding (ouch!) or Michelle Kwan moves for a mere $11.
When: 6:45 P.M, Thursday, December 16, 2010. Pack away at 7:00ish.  

Fairy Hares: Turbo Twat, Poop Bena Dick, PutItOut, Just Kathleen and Just Aaron

Misc: A to Z. Dog friendly except the fact this is an A to Z trail. Bring a flashlight and dry bag (it’s dark AND cold out there).  Might we suggest mittens as well?

OnOnOn:
Freddies Beach Bar
555 23rd Street South Arlington, VA 22202-2517.
They are putting up FABULOUS Christmas decorations just for us.
Everyone who walks in the door will immediately feel special.