EWH3 #617: USMC Birthday Trail – Thursday, November 11, 2010
Where: Rosslyn Metro — Blue/Orange Lines. Dodge tourists and follow marks to the Iwo Jima Memorial.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, November 11, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: My Little Pony, Rambutt, Bugs, Ass Ogre
Misc: A to Z. Or as your hares put it: A to Shot to Beer to Shots & Beer. Happy 235th Birthday Marines! Dog-friendly. I think I saw some shiggy along the way. I definitely saw a lot of liquid. Headlamps are always a good idea. Runners will be rewarded more than walkers.
A note from your alpha hare:
Happy 235th Birthday Marines!
“On November 10, 1775, a Corps of Marines was created by a resolution of the Continental Congress. Since that date many thousands of men have borne that name Marine. In memory of them it is fitting that we who are Marines should commemorate the Birthday of our Corps by calling to mind the glories of its long and illustrious history.”
In every clime and place the Marines continuously stand ready. In this place and clime, the Marine hares of EWH3 stand ready to deliver a trail symbolic of the rich Marine history. Run, Drink, and Enjoy!
OnOnOn:
Jenny’s Asian fusion
1000 Water Street Southwest
Washington D.C., DC 20024
(202) 554-2202
www.jennysdc.com
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.
EWH3 #616: Graffiti Trail – Thursday, November 4, 2010
Where: Foggy Bottom Metro — Blue/Orange Lines. Dawn that sexy, cheap white t-shirt with sharpie in hand and follow marks to the start.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, November 4, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Whiskey Business, Monday Sticky Monday, Underground Railroad, Just Liz
Misc: A to A’. Dog-friendly-ish…we may or may not be running thru a few buildings, so if you bring Fido be prepared to create your own trail from time to time.
A note from your alpha hare: It’s that time of year when the hash gets whiter than it normally is! Break out your white shirts (or Tyvek suits), Sharpie markers, and your inappropriate comments for this year’s graffiti hash! Enjoy a scenic trail through FoBo and DC with plenty of stops for opportunities to write all over your fellow hashers. I personally intend to take swigs of each 4loko flavor and then spit them onto people’s white canvases (guess which hare I am!). Craaaaazy colors! Bring your writing instruments of choice, because we certainly won’t be providing you wankers with them.
OnOnOn:
Chadwick’s
3205 K Street
Washington, DC 20007
(202) 333-2565
http://www.chadwicksrestaurants.com/location.php?location=2
Specials: $2.50 Coronas and Corona Lights (read: Mexican piss and Mexican piss light)
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.
EWH3 #616: Graffiti Trail – Thursday, November 4, 2010
Where: Foggy Bottom Metro — Blue/Orange Lines. Dawn that sexy, cheap white t-shirt with sharpie in hand and follow marks to the start.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, November 4, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Whiskey Business, Monday Sticky Monday, Underground Railroad, Just Liz
Misc: A to A’. Dog-friendly-ish…we may or may not be running thru a few buildings, so if you bring Fido be prepared to create your own trail from time to time.
A note from your alpha hare: It’s that time of year when the hash gets whiter than it normally is! Break out your white shirts (or Tyvek suits), Sharpie markers, and your inappropriate comments for this year’s graffiti hash! Enjoy a scenic trail through FoBo and DC with plenty of stops for opportunities to write all over your fellow hashers. I personally intend to take swigs of each 4loko flavor and then spit them onto people’s white canvases (guess which hare I am!). Craaaaazy colors! Bring your writing instruments of choice, because we certainly won’t be providing you wankers with them.
OnOnOn:
Chadwick’s
3205 K Street
Washington, DC 20007
(202) 333-2565
http://www.chadwicksrestaurants.com/location.php?location=2
Specials: $2.50 Coronas and Corona Lights (read: Mexican piss and Mexican piss light)
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.
EWH3 #615: Twinkle’s Halloween Hash Bash: Anything But Clothes – Thursday, October 28, 2010
Where: Chinatown Metro — Red/Yellow/Green Lines. H Street Exit. Follow marks to the start and try not to get arrested for indecent exposure.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, October 28, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Compost Pile, Pee on Your Colada, 6 Pigs in a Blanket, Just Paul, and Shamrock your Cock
Misc: A to B. Dog-friendly, but only if they’re not wearing clothes.
A note from your hares: That’s right – you read that title correctly. No clothes allowed this week. Anything but. Cover up your dangly parts with something else. Bust out those furs, sandwich boards, or strategically placed stuffed animals (puppies covering puppies?) and get as creative as you want. Or if you can’t find pool floaties, a flag, or caution tape, grab some garbage bags, towels, or plastic wrap – hell, reuse last week’s toga if you need to, just wash it first. Your bravery will be rewarded; the number of hares is directly correlated with the number of shots…We look forward to seeing you without your clothes on.
OnOnOn:
Kelly’s Irish Times
14 F St NW
Washington, DC 20001-1525
(202) 543-5433
www.kellysirishtimesdc.com
Specials: $3 bud drafts and $4 rail drinks.
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.
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EWH3 #614: FABuLOUS Toga Trail – Thursday, October 21, 2010
Where: Pentagon City Metro — Blue and Yellow Lines. Tie up your favorite toga, metro to Pentagon City and look for wankers standing around being stared at and/or follow marks to start.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, October 21, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Haystack, Just Chris G, and Just Peter M
Misc: A to B. Dog Friendly (yes, ladies and gents…there are NO TUNNELS on this trail, I’ve been promised). Along with your fanciest toga, make to wear a headlamp…it’s a fabUlous accessory. Oh and maybe bring some warm clothes for circle, or a flannel toga sheet. Either way.
OnOnOn:
Freddie’s Beach Bar and Karoake Palace of Wonder
555 23rd Street S
Arlington, VA
(703) 685-0555
www.freddiesbeachbar.com
Specials: It’s Freddie’s in togas, that’s pretty special enough.
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.
EWH3 #613: Hippie HashTrail – Thursday, October 14, 2010
Where: Takoma Park Metro — the Red Line of peace and love, man. Pack up your smoke-filled VW Type 2 and head to up Takoma…or hop on the metro and follow the marks to start.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, October 14, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Brokeback Momma, CoXXX on Demand, and Just Mary
Misc: A to B. I think it’s dog friendly because, let’s be honest, hippies love everything that feels soft and warm while tripping on acid. Bring dry shoes, HEADLAMPS, and dry hippie clothes to fit in with the natives after our running activities. If you don’t perpetually have flowers in your hair…your hares advise that you “Arrive in Takoma early and get duded-out, man, at Rerun Retro, S&A Beads and Polly Sue’s Vintage at the intersection of Laurel & Carroll Avenues, 2 blocks uphill from the metro station.”
OnOnOn:
Quarry House Tavern
8401 Georgia Avenue
Silver Spring, MD 20910
301-587-9406
www.quarryhousetavern.com
www.myspace.com/quarryhouse
Specials: $3 PBR tallboys and Happy Hour specials (i.e. one dollar off everything)
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.
2) THIS WEDNESDAY, October 13th – EWH3’s Open Mismanagement Meeting!!
What: EWH3 Open Mismanagment Meeting
When: Wednesday, 13 Oct 2010 @ 7pm
Where: Recessions Bar & Lounge, 1823 L St NW, # 1, Washington, DC 20036
Tell us how horrible of a job we’ve done this year and then sign up to change the world and next year’s hash. Oh and while your learning all about MM and Brew Crew you will be drinking FREE BEER on us! (If you can’t make the meeting but are interested in joining MisManagement let us know, email RearProteinInjection@gmail.com.)
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RSVP for this week’s trail!
http://www.evite.com/app/publicUrl/NUOOGYCPZAIKWWSEOZPE/ewh3prelewd
And then write angry, angry letters to Evite for being the worst website in the world. I’m sorry about the text color, but Evite can go f*ck itself. 🙂
IF you want beer, make sure to RSVP!!!
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EWH3 #612: – Choose Your Own Adventure Trail – Thursday, October 7, 2010
Trail #1: Ballbuster (RSVP at http://www.evite.com/app/publicUrl/NUOOGYCPZAIKWWSEOZPE/ewh3prelewd “Yes” if you are going to run this trail)
Hares: Gaystation, Cum On Prancer, Low Pressher Front, Spinchter Shy, Whiskey Business.
Start: Congress Heights Metro (Green Line)
Start Time: 6:00 sign-in, circle up 6:25, hashers away at 6:30.
Cost: $5
Misc: A-Z, 3 beer checks! Heavy shiggy and PI. Bring dry clothes and shoes. Bag vehicle provided. Trail will be between 8 and 12 miles.
Directions: Metro to the Congress Heights Metro Driving not recommended.
Ononon: Remington’s – 639 Pennsylvania Ave, SE
This trail is long and hard. If you dislike running (for long distances) and are not a masochist, we reccommend you DO NOT run this trail.
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Trails #2 and #3: Regular and Walker’s Trail (RSVP “Maybe” at http://www.evite.com/app/publicUrl/NUOOGYCPZAIKWWSEOZPE/ewh3prelewd for Regular and “No’ for walkers trail)
Hares: PIO, 6 Fags, Just Braden, OsamaBinHashing & SafeWord
Start: Eastern Market Metro (Blue and Oranage Lines)
Start Time: 6:45 sign-in, pack away at 7:15
Cost: $5
Misc: A-A. Bag vehicle provided.
Directions: Metro to the Eastern Market
Ononon: Remington’s
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.
2) Think the current MisManagement sucks? Show us how it’s done! Come to the open meeting, learn about MM, and sign up for a position. Oh did we mention there will be free beer and food? No? Well there will be. Details can be found here.
Wednesday, October 13th @ 7PM
Recessions Bar & Lounge
1823 L St NW, # 1, Washington, DC 20036
EWH3 #611: College Park Metro Trail – Thursday, September 30, 2010
Where: College Park Metro — Green Line. Take a deep breath. Be one with being outside of DC…and follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, September 30, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Holy Tit!, Generals Farm Animal, and Looney Soccer Dad
Misc: A to A’, Dark, wet, and full of shiggy – just like your little sister. Tough dog friendly. An important albeit lengthy note from your alpha hare:
Preamble. The Hare encourages everyone to stay home as he doesn’t want to hear your bitching and moaning and crying. If I wanted to hear bitching and moaning and crying I’d still be married.
Note 1: This weeks trail is going to feature many off-road sections.
Note 2: See Note 1. These sections will not have street lights. It will be dark. Everyone (walkers and r*nners) attending will fall into two groups, those who are happy they have a working flashlight/headlamp, and those who really wish they had a working flashlight/headlamp.
Note 3: See Note 1. These sections will might not be dry. They might be wet. Okay, who am I kidding, they will be wet. Everyone (walkers and r*nners) attending will fall into two groups, those who are happy they brought dry clothes/shoes, and those who really wish they had dry clothes/shoes.
Note 4: See Notes 1, 2, & 3. This weeks shenanigans is going to feature walkers, turkey, and eagle trails.
R*nners – If you are a p*ssy do not r*n the eagle trail. If you think you are p*ssy or if your friends tell you that you are a p*ssy, do not r*n the eagle trail. If you are a big p*ssy do not r*n the turkey trail either, instead you should consider the walkers trail, it’s just right for you Goldilocks.
Walkers – You are all p*ssies and should stay home. See Preamble and Notes 1, 2, & 3.
OnOnOn:
Rinaldi’s Riverdale Bowl, aka the Riverdale Bowling Alley
6322 Kenilworth Ave
Riverdale, Maryland 20737
(301) 864-5940
Specials: An actual ending spot in the middle of no where! Trust me, that’s pretty damn special. NOTE…the OnOnOn is exactly 1 mile (according to the great Google) from the Metro. Much like Georgina’s but with less sketch and more Maryland.
Last train to Branch Ave (into DC): 11:33 PM
EWH3 #610: Arlington Cemetery Trail – Thursday, September 23, 2010
Where: Arlington Cemetery Metro — Blue Line. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start…and look for 100 of your closest friends standing around looking irreverent.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, September 23, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: My Little Pony, I’ll Packa, Silver Spooge, Peter Peter Manhole Eater, and Just Lauren.
Misc: A to B, One noted “tricky” dog area…otherwise ok for your pup. Please note your hares have told me to emphasize: HEADLAMPS, HEADLAMPS, HEADLAMPS. DRY SHOES, DRY SHOES, DRY SHOES. And a strong will and a strong liver…but we always have those, uhhhh, right?
OnOnOn:
(the lovely and always friendly) Continental
1911 N. Fort Myer Drive
Arlington, VA 22209
703-465-7675
Specials: I was told to say “Virginia is special because it’s for lovers” but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/ Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.
2) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 400 signed up so far (79 signed up from EWH3… the largest DC contingent thus far!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
3) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already over a 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party! https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon
EWH3 #609: Bethesda Trail – Thursday, September 16, 2010
Where: Bethesda Metro — Red Line. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start try not be scared of all the red Mary-land commies and find a group of wankers dressed up for a hash themed hash.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, September 16, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Rear Protein Injection, Presidential Nasty, RhinoBlastMe, RU-469? and Just Bradley
Misc: A to A’, Dog Friendly. Dress like a runner and for god’s sakes BRING A HEADLAMP! (it’s getting dark early these days, and I’m sick of playing ‘Mom’…gotta switch up roles, or else role playing loses it’s mystique). Hares didn’t see any PI on trail but you can never be too careful…er, something…
OnOnOn:
Tommy Joe’s
4714 Montgomery Lane
Bethesda, MD 20814-5385
(301) 654-3801
Specials: $3.50 on ALL drafts (including Guinness, Bass and Stella) and 1/2 Price Wings & Nachos
Last trains: 11:47 inbound (to DC in dumb-speak) 12:23 outbound (farther out into Commie land)
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
1) So Happy Its Tuesday (SHIT) H3 Annual General Meeting Registration Open! Sept 11, 2010. This event has been called the best bang for your buck, don’t miss out!
http://sohappyh.s459.sureserver.com/SHIT_8thAGM.php
2) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 400 signed up so far (79 signed up from EWH3… the largest DC contingent thus far!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
3) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already over a 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party!https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon