See you tonight (10/18) at 6 PM at Dew Drop Inn for the Mismanagement Interest Happy Hour!

Interhash without leaving home!  World Peace Through Beer is an annual event held on the closest hashing day to United Nations day, Oct. 24.  We are helping all beer-producing nations by encouraging production and consumption of beer, and helping various hash groups open their eyes to the variety of beers and flavours enjoyed by hashers everywhere.  This year’s featured country is New Zealand:

Shamrock Your Cock will give out patches to the first 50 hashers that show up and find her.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD (Hash Rego Link to cum tonight. Check the website for a link to pay by card.)

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 19, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Rhode Island Avenue – Brentwood Station on the North side of Rhode Island Avenue.  Follow chalk marks to start.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island Avenue – Brentwood Station Metro

Hares: Special Head Kid, Lorena Hobbit, Special Red, Tony Panda, and Shamrock Your Cock

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.6 mi. first half / 2.7 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.9 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ . Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: 

Last Trains Out:

On After*: City State Brewing

Specials: Special Head Kid and Special Red*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

• HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.

• ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. 

^{Friday, March 3rd is World Wildlife Day. This is a United Nations international day to celebrate all the world’s wild animals and plants and the contributions that they make to our lives and the health of the planet.}  

^{Dress in your wildest attire and join us to celebrate our favorite plants and animals, such as:}

^Barley

^Hops

^Sorghum

^{Juniper
…because who doesn’t love a good gin?}

^{& the Hares!}

Sign up on HashRego if paying by card: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1338

^{When: Thursday, March 2, 2023 – Pack away at 7:15 PM!}

^{Where: Navy Yard – Ballpark – M ST & New Jersey Ave Exit}

^{Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Burlington Ho Factory, Head Injury, & a mystery hare} 

^{Trail Details:}

^{Runners: 1.75 miles / 2.0 miles}

^{Walkers: 0.8 miles / 1.2 miles}

^{Miscellaneous Details: Trail is A to A1 (it’s a bit of a hike to the metro). Bring a mug and cranium lamp. Don’t forget your ID for on-after. Onesies are strongly encouraged.} 

^{On-After: Solace Outpost Navy Yard}

^{Last Trains Out:}

^{Branch Ave – 12:17 AM}

^{Greenbelt – 11:52 PM}

As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. As always, vessels are required. Remember to rego via Hash Rego before trail!

Hashers, not Trashers! – It’s hot, and drinking wateris smart BUT prepackaged bottle waterisn’t so environmentally friendly! Luckily, your brew crew is offering a state of the art “WaterTransport System.” Simply bring a full reusable water bottle to start, place it in the waterbin, and your waterwill be magically transported along the trail for you to access at beer check and end. Help us do our part to keep Mother Earth happy and healthy!

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It’s hot. It’s humid. It’s summer in DC. Cool off with the biggest pool-free pool part this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, prepare to get wet and wild.

For the THIRD year in a “row,” we’ll have itsy-bitsy attire and plenty of gummy bears (and also maybe some “teeny weenies” – sorry not sorry). Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, one piece suits, speedo, tankini, or mankini. Be ready for some WAP ‘n’ Roll! 

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 15, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Navy Yard Metro (M & New Jersey – DOT Exit) – follow marks to start!
Bus Option: P6
Nearest Capital Bike Share: M St & New Jersey Ave SE

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrödinger’s Cock, Slurpee the Large Mouth Lass, 9021-ho, Just Alex

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 1.8 second half
– Walkers: 1.1 mi. first half / 0.9 second half
– No shiggy, but trail will go through public splash zones (fountains, pools, and ponds)
– Trail is dog-friendly, and so is on after, but do you really want to smell a wet dog all night? (Present company excluded)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 miles). You WILL get wet! It should be a nice summer night. Pack smartly and bring you water wings, mug, and FULL WATER BOTTLE! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

Last Transportation from Waterfront:
– Branch Ave 11:18 PM
– Greenbelt 10:52 PM
– double check your apps!

On After: Patio at Walter’s Sports Bar – 10th N St SE

Specials: $5 select drafts, wine, and rail cocktails

Give Back to the Hash!

• ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com for details
• BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
• HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).
• STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com.

Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here!

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com.

Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here!