Did you face this week with dread, seeing the schmaltzy Hallmark holiday as the world laughing at the emptiness of your love life?  Were you able to get through it only by telling yourself that reality is a veil, a fiction built on the back of perceptions packaged by our senses, which are themselves infinitely fallible, that nothing therefore is truly knowable and everything is meaningless?  Well, February 15 means you don’t have to think about it again for a year.  And as a reward, all of the Valentine’s Day candy is now on clearance! Join your hares and drown your weltschmerz with beer!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 15, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Cleveland Park Metro (Red Line), follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Connecticut Ave. NW and Macomb St. NW

Hares: Head Injury, Sexually Anxious Disease, These Are The Tits You’re Looking For, and maybe a Mystery Hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.9 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.4 mi to Cleveland Park Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, some conversation hearts to share, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Cleveland Park

Last Trains Out:

Red Line – Shady Grove: 12:15pm

Red Line – Glenmont: 11:55pm

On After: Nanny O’Brien’s

Specials: You are special

What happens when there are no hares and half of MisMan is sick? Drinking practice! Trail credit will be $1. Rego forthcoming.

Cum out and drink with us!

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, January 4, 2023.

Where: Andy’s Pizza NoMa (in Streets Market building), (NoMa-Gallaudet U Metro)

Hares: Nobody! Choose your own adventure!

Trail Details:

  • Runners: 0.0 mi. first half / 0.0 mi. second half (table to bar)
  • Walkers: 0.0 mi. first half / 0.0 mi. second half (table to bar)

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Also NoMa/Gallaudet

On-After: Shockingly, Andy’s NoMa

Specials: Rumor has it, there’s a pitcher/food special, so grab some friends (or just the pitcher for yourself)

See you tonight (10/18) at 6 PM at Dew Drop Inn for the Mismanagement Interest Happy Hour!

Interhash without leaving home!  World Peace Through Beer is an annual event held on the closest hashing day to United Nations day, Oct. 24.  We are helping all beer-producing nations by encouraging production and consumption of beer, and helping various hash groups open their eyes to the variety of beers and flavours enjoyed by hashers everywhere.  This year’s featured country is New Zealand:

Shamrock Your Cock will give out patches to the first 50 hashers that show up and find her.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD (Hash Rego Link to cum tonight. Check the website for a link to pay by card.)

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 19, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Rhode Island Avenue – Brentwood Station on the North side of Rhode Island Avenue.  Follow chalk marks to start.

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island Avenue – Brentwood Station Metro

Hares: Special Head Kid, Lorena Hobbit, Special Red, Tony Panda, and Shamrock Your Cock

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.6 mi. first half / 2.7 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.9 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ . Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: 

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont12:17 AM1:17 AM1:17 AM12:17 AM
Shady Grove11:53 PM12:53 AM12:53 AM11:53 PM

On After*: City State Brewing

Specials: Special Head Kid and Special Red*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com

Why rush into a holiday weekend when you can leisurely stroll? Everyone was too busy and/or lazy and/or drunk to plan and trail so we get something even better….


Choir Practice!


Join us at Sudhouse as we join in lively renditions of our favorite songs – new and old. Be sure to brush up on our Hash Hymnal! Have a song you want to lead? Add the lyrics to this shared Google Doc so everyone can sing along.
This event will be “pay your own way” with a $1 hash cash (for those of you who care actually about trail credit) payable in cash only at the bar. Start a tab, drink up, and tip your bartenders! We will have an extended happy hour featuring $3 cans, $4 shots, and food specials, too. 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 31, 2023.

Where: Sudhouse (U St / African-American Civil War Memorial / Cardoza – Green) 1340 U St NW

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 13th St & U St NW 

Miscellaneous Crap: This is not a trail. We will be drinking, singing, and having fun, but you won’t leave the bar until you decide you’re done. Feeling like a racist? Make your own trail by r*nning to the bar. 

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave: 11:46pm
Fort Totten: 12:22am

Friday, March 3rd is World Wildlife Day. This is a United Nations international day to celebrate all the world’s wild animals and plants and the contributions that they make to our lives and the health of the planet.  

Dress in your wildest attire and join us to celebrate our favorite plants and animals, such as:

Barley

Hops

Sorghum

Juniper
…because who doesn’t love a good gin?

& the Hares!

Sign up on HashRego if paying by card: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1338

When: Thursday, March 2, 2023 – Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Navy Yard – Ballpark – M ST & New Jersey Ave Exit

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Burlington Ho Factory, Head Injury, & a mystery hare 

Trail Details:

Runners: 1.75 miles / 2.0 miles

Walkers: 0.8 miles / 1.2 miles

Miscellaneous Details: Trail is A to A1 (it’s a bit of a hike to the metro). Bring a mug and cranium lamp. Don’t forget your ID for on-after. Onesies are strongly encouraged. 

On-After: Solace Outpost Navy Yard

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave – 12:17 AM

Greenbelt – 11:52 PM

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On March 3, 1845, Florida was admitted to the Union as the 27th state.  In one fell swoop, numerous intrepid individuals became part of our national story.  Yes, those individuals who often find themselves under the influence, having sex in public while armed, then sleeping off their exertions in a bathtub in a house they have attempted to burgle.  That’s right:  Florida Man! 

Have you ever found yourself wondering what it is like to:

If so, join us for a dash through Columbia Heights!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 3, 2022. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Columbia Heights Metro – Exit 14th Street Northbound/Pleasant Plains.  Follow marks to start! 

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Park Road NW & Holmead Place NW or 14th Street NW & Irving Street NW 

Hares: Head Injury, Infidellatio, The Defense Breasts, and maybe a mystery hare.

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.7 mi to start metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Petworth Metro (Green & Yellow Lines) 

Last Trains Out:

Greenbelt (Green Line): 12:30am

Branch Avenue (Green Line: 11:42pm

Huntington (Yellow Line): 11:45pm

On After*: Midlands Beer Garden (3333 Georgia Ave. NW). Midlands has both indoor and outdoor seating options. If you plan to come to the On After, masks are required and proof of vaccination is recommended. As of 2/15/22, indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine requirements in place. 

Specials: You are special.

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

  • WIE is back! Back to the Future that is. April 1-3 in Ocean City. Rego Now

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!

As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. As always, vessels are required. Remember to rego via Hash Rego before trail!

Hashers, not Trashers! – It’s hot, and drinking wateris smart BUT prepackaged bottle waterisn’t so environmentally friendly! Luckily, your brew crew is offering a state of the art “WaterTransport System.” Simply bring a full reusable water bottle to start, place it in the waterbin, and your waterwill be magically transported along the trail for you to access at beer check and end. Help us do our part to keep Mother Earth happy and healthy!

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It’s hot. It’s humid. It’s summer in DC. Cool off with the biggest pool-free pool part this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, prepare to get wet and wild.

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For the THIRD year in a “row,” we’ll have itsy-bitsy attire and plenty of gummy bears (and also maybe some “teeny weenies” – sorry not sorry). Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, one piece suits, speedo, tankini, or mankini. Be ready for some WAP ‘n’ Roll! 

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 15, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Navy Yard Metro (M & New Jersey – DOT Exit) – follow marks to start!
Bus Option: P6
Nearest Capital Bike Share: M St & New Jersey Ave SE

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrödinger’s Cock, Slurpee the Large Mouth Lass, 9021-ho, Just Alex

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 1.8 second half
– Walkers: 1.1 mi. first half / 0.9 second half
– No shiggy, but trail will go through public splash zones (fountains, pools, and ponds)
– Trail is dog-friendly, and so is on after, but do you really want to smell a wet dog all night? (Present company excluded)

Miscellaneous Crap:
Trail is A to A’ (0.5 miles). You WILL get wet! It should be a nice summer night. Pack smartly and bring you water wings, mug, and FULL WATER BOTTLE! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

Last Transportation from Waterfront:
– Branch Ave 11:18 PM
– Greenbelt 10:52 PM
– double check your apps!

On After: Patio at Walter’s Sports Bar – 10th N St SE

Specials: $5 select drafts, wine, and rail cocktails


Give Back to the Hash!

  • ADOPT A METRO! We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential spots for Beverage Checks and On-Ins. Do a good job and your next trail is free! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com for details
  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Email the Brewmeister at ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  • HARES! Ready to get your hands dirty and lay your own shitty trail? The Harerazor can match you with a trail that needs extra hands or can help you plan your own! Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. Now allowing trails the ‘DC Diamond’ (aka Arlington County).
  • STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.

For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com.

Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here!


Where: Silver Spring Metro – exit on the bus station side, not the NOAA side. Follow marks to circle!

Hares: Special Head Kid, Pinochi-ho, Cum Dumpling, maybe others

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (you can easily walk to the metro from End Circle or the On-After). No PI seen by hares, dog friendly, stroller friendly, crippled gimp friendly. Low shiggy. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Silver Spring:
to Glenmont at 11:58 PM,
or to Shady Grove 11:12 PM
Red

On After: The Fire Station 1 Restaurant, and Bar at 8131 Georgia Ave, Silver Spring

Specials: There will be some! And there was much rejoicing.


For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com.

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When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 21st, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Cleveland Park Metro, behind California Tortilla (3501 Connecticut Ave., NW) – Use the East side exit and follow marks to start.

Hares: Tuck Tuck Deuce, Red Vag of Courage, I’m Tho Thor, Sorest Rump, You Only Cum Once, and PIO

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Tenleytown Metro

Glenmont 11:19 PM

Shady Grove 11:51 PM

On After: Guapo’s

Specials: Guapo’s special for Jumbo Margaritas = $13.95. Usually $16. Beer specials TBA


For general questions on hashing, email us questions at ewh3info@gmail.com.

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Prepare your liver and gird your loins! This week’s hares present The EDubs turns 18 (so maybe Roy Moore will stop bothering us now) Trail!(Alternate themes that did not make cut: “Tonight we’re going to party like it’s 1999, “Old guys haring: a date that will live in infamy”, “Running around drinking on a school night” and “Yule log schmuull log, burn it all”)

Cum out and celebrate with a bunch of veteran wankers who may or may not vaguely remember 1999 and when everyday is Wednesday actually hashed on Wednesday.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday December 7th, 2017. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Virginia Square Metro (Orange and Silver lines) — follow marks to start

Hares: Big Bang, Blows A Tranny, Duck Job, Monday Sticky Monday, Put It Out, Wax On Wacks Off and a Mystery Hare!

Miscellaneous Crap: Live A to B trail over hill and dale past more tacky Christmas lights than you can shake your cane at. Multiple stops for merriment in store. Maybe some old school EWH3 traditions too. Bring a lamp cuz it’s dark and bring warm clothes cuz it’s December.

On After: Buffalo Wild Wings (950 N Glebe Rd)

Specials: $4 22 oz domestics & $4 apps 10pm to close