Want to give back to the Hash?  Then cum out to the MisManagement/BrewCrew Happy Hour, Wednesday 10/24, from 6:30 – 8:30 PMt.  Seriously, come out say hi, ask questions, and drink beer! It’ll be fun and it’ll be at that sketchy downstairs bar we love…Recessions (over on L and 19th).

In case you are wondering what positions exist – here is a link and the folks who currently do them.  If you have questions, don’t hestitate to email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com or talk to these folks individually!
  • Grand Master – Has overall responsibility for the smooth running of the week-to-week hashes and coordination and planning of our special events and monthly meetings. Represents the Everyday is Wednesday House Hash and acts as an Ambassador to other hashes. There is weekly, and often daily work – most of it done behind the scenes. Regular attendance is required.
    • Current GMs: Hungry Hungry Homo and Red Vag of Courage
  • Religious Advisor – The Religious Advisor (RA) is in charge of leading the closing shenanigans of the pack and being a mouthpiece for the hash via announcements and lewd behavior while consuming beer. Regular attendance is required.
    • Currents RAs: Whiskey Bidness and Twinkle Twinkle Little PeePee
  • Scribe – Keeper of notes from hash to hash, writer of the Hash Trash, and recorder of all things stupid while on the search for beer. Regular attendance required.
    • Current Scribe: Colliteral Damage and some loudmouth who likes to show off his cash and prizes
  • OnSec – Works with hashcash in collecting the moolah, making deposits, and then distributing it to pay for such things as beer. Maintains our mint.com account and prepares monthly financial summaries.
    • Current On-Sec: Saint Pauli’s Gurl
  • Harerazor – The Harerazor is in charge of coordinating all the hares and their trails during the year and making sure those bastards don’t screw up too royally on the way for beer. Harerazor sends out the weekly trail announcement. Requires recurring weekly work, a semblance of knowledge about the area, and a degree of self-loathing or masochism.
    • Current Harerazor: Compost Pile
  • BrewMeister – The all important job of making sure the rest of us drunks have beer and ensuring all is right with our lovely Plan B.
    • Current Brewmeiser: Trim Shady
  • Hashcash – Hashcash is in charge of the sign in sheet and run count lists and is generally the first person that everyone sees when they show up for beer. Regular attendance AND basic knowledge of XXXcel required.
    • Current Hash Cash: S&M.O.M.  (was Tragic Carpet Ride for most of the year)
  • Haberdasher – Purveyor  of fine goods and clothing to replace those lost during the shenanigans with beer.
    • Current Haberdasher: Bless Me Father For I Have Rimmed
  • Jubilee – Maker of necklaces and supplier of give-aways for wankers with too much time on their hands and livers that are afraid of beer.
    • Current Jubilee:Yule Log
  • HashFlash – Kind of a visual Scribe (see above) to truly capture our depravity while loaded on beer.  Requires clost to weekly attendance
    • Current Hash Flash:  Cutting Class
  • OreHo – Provider of the orange food stuffs that complement our beer.
    • Current OreHo: CockSoup
  • SongMeister – The leader of our glorious songs that get ever louder and more incoherent while imbibing the beer. Requires close to weekly attendance
    • Current SongMeister: Every Shit You Take
  • Webmaster – Maintains and updates the EWH3.com website.
    • Current Webmaster: Preparation Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

EWH3 # 734: The Pretty Pretty Princess Trail Thursday Dupont Circle (Red Line) 10/18/2012

Where: Dupont Circle Metro Station (Red Line) Follow the marks to the start

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, Octover 18, 2012, Pack Away at 7:15 PM

Hares: Co-lick’dher-al Damage (yes I know that’s wrong, but I eff it up anyway so whatever :), Wifey-guard, Bless me Father for I have rimmed Aunt Vagina’s Maple syrup, One if by Man & Two if by She, and Massaga Twat

Extra Details – A – B Trail.  Dog Friendly, Bring a headlamp, a change of clothes,  wear pink, like pink, live pink, eat pink (maybe after), just remember pink.  And leave your diva attitude at home. That’s about it!

On-on-on: (In Adams Morgan somewhat in between Red Line and Yellow/Green Line)
Peyote Cafe
Washington, District of Columbia 20009‎

(202) 265-6665

Specials: TBA there’s Karaoke – that’s speychul e’muff!

EWH3 # 727: The Best Labor Day Weekend Kick-off Trail Of the Year trail – Van Ness Metro Thursday 8/31/2012

Where: Van Ness Metro (Red line) Follow marks to the start.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, August 31st, 2012. Pack away at 7:15.
Hares: MissMeGagMe, Just Garrett, PutItOut, WoWo, and MysteryHare

More Deetz: A-Z Trail Over the river and through the woods to a hot tamale at the end! BRING A HEADLAMP and SHIGGY SOCKS or PI Block! Tough Dog friendly for runners – ok for walkers! It’s a classic end of summer trail at the E-dubs come out and enjoy it!  Also, we have cool sh*t, you need cool sh*t.  You should buy Sh*t from us.
On on on:
Guapos Restaurant Fiesta Room!
4515 Wisconsin Ave  NW (Tenleytizzzown)
Washington, DC 20016

Specials: Special on buckets and kitchen open until 11PM.  Last train inbound 11:52.

EWH3 # 724: The $%& Anal Betty Ford Memorial Relapse Trail – Eastern Market (Orange/Blue Lines) Thursday 8/9/2012

Where: Eastern Market Metro- Orange/Blue Lines,  Follow marks to the start.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, August 9th, 2012. Pack away at 7:15.
Hares: London Bitches Going Down, 6 Pigs in a Blanket, 6 Fags, Red Vag of Courage, Chippenfailz, Don’t Ask Don’t Smell

More Deetz: A-Z trail, Dog friendly (with one small detour), and no PI risk.  This trail gets better (read: drunker) every year so be prepared to drink your faces off. Remember, before Betty Ford was a great humanitarian and feminist pioneer she was an epic drunk. Thursday, we’ll run and drink in her honor.  Also, we still have some bomb-ass shirts for sale ($15) be sure to bring your cash for it!
On on on:
233 2nd Street Northwest
Washington, DC 20001
(202) 347-6555

Specials: $10 Bud Light Pitchers, $12 Yuengling Pitchers, cheap rail drinks, TATER TOTS!!! and more…

EWH3 #722: The Nero Watches Rome Burn Toga Party/Trail, Columbia Heights Metro, Thursday, July 26, 2012 

Where: Columbia Heights Metro (Green/Yellow Line) Follow marks to the start!

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, July 19th, 2012. Pack away at 7:15.

Hares: Hungry Hungry Homo, Areola 51, Compost Pile, and Just Joe

More Deetz: A – A’ trail, Some straight up shiggariffic shiggy (no idea what that even means), Dog friendly, and High PI risk (one of the hares did get some PI while scouting so protect yo’self b4 you wreck yo’self)  Other than that it’ll be awesome and super fun.  Wear a Toga and celebrate the burning of Rome (that’s gotta be bad karma, but whatever)!  Also, bring a cup and an awesome shirt – or buy both from our super sexy and surprisingly holy Hab – the one and only Bless Me Father for I Have Rimmed!
On on on: 
Zeba Bar
3423 14th Street, NW
Washington, DC 20010

202 506 4603

Specials: TBA – DJ will be spinn’  all night and kitchen will be cookin’ (only til 11 though)

EWH3 #720:   Justin Bieber’s “Never Say Never” Trail, Thursday, July 12, 2012 

Where: Bethesda Metro (Red Line) Follow marks to the start!

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, July 12th, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Fart of Darkness, Shat Roulette, Miss Me Gag Me, Cock Soup, and Yule Log

Special Announcement (from the hares, I seriously would not have spent my time as such): J Bieb’s here with a special announcement (flips hair): This thursday come out to Bethesda for the final date on my “Never Say Never” tour. I personally guarantee you that this trail will be better than my recent feature film and the 1.5 out of 10 stars rating it received.  What’s that? You say you have the “Bieber Fever”??? I am flattered, and I will be seeing you at the ON-ON-ON after a few dollar drinks.  I’ll be the guy “not” asking for another paternity suit. Haha, just kidding…….not really…..

Misc crap: A to A trail.  This trail is short, flat, and dry (only one of these is true).  Tough Dog Friendly, and PI is a very real risk, so protect yourself accordingly.  It’s a long(er) trail, so prep yourself and take the splits/walkers trails as needed  DON’T PLAY HERO! Also, we still got badass t-shirts so be sure to buy one if you haven’t yet.

On on on:

Union Jacks

4915 Saint Elmo Avenue

Bethesda, MD 20814

Specshulllz: 1$ everything from 10-11, 1$ miller light all night.

EWH3 #719:   The Happy Birthday ‘Merica Hangover Trail, Thursday, July 5, 2012 

Where: Woodley Park/Adams Morgan Metro (Red Line) Follow marks to the start!

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, July5th, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: Put It Out, BackSnatch, BigBang, Just D #1(Drew) and Just D #2 (Daniel)

Misc crap: A to A (ish) trail, Flat, dry, and short (like yo’ sister!). Live trail over the river and through the woods (hey that’s better than over the woods and through the river!) with delicioso Refreshment along the way!  Tough Dog Friendly and PI risk 3/10.  It’s a PIO trail so prep yourself for awesomeness and suckiness.  Also, bring a cup or a measly 3 dollars to buy one (it’s a great investment and you get more beer each time you refill!)  Plus, we have awesome

On on on:

Peyote Cafe

2319 18th St NW
(between N Belmont Rd & N Kalorama Sq)
Washington, DC 20009


Specialz:$3 beers and kitchen late AND pizza special (not to mention karaoke) (Safe word is Shalom)

EWH3 #716:  The Purple-Footed Italian Trail Thursday, June 14, 2012

Where: Brookland/ Catholic University  (Red Line) Follow the Marks to the start.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, June 14th, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares:  Dial F for Faggot, 321 Fuckoff, Avocado Tom & Wifeguard

Misc: A to A, dog friendly, Bring the usual (aka not a lot of stuff, a mug, a lamp, clothes to change into, and technu or shiggy socks).  Also, bring your sins and an open heart, I hear there is a spot for confession and penance on this trail (well maybe just the penance part)

On on on: 

San Antoinio Bar & Grill

3908 12th Street Northeast

Washington, DC 20017

Specials: TBD – They likely will be wet, cold, delicious, and filled with alcohol. 

EWH3 #689: Happy Birthday Leggs, F-U Trail – Thursday, January 5, 2012

Where: Farragut West Metro — Blue/ Orange Lines. Follow marks to start/ probably Farragut Park.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, January 5, 2012. Pack away at 7:15ish.

Hares: My Little Pony, Eat Your Vegetables, Ass Ogre, and a mystery hare

Misc: A to A’. Please bring a headlamp and some warm running gear. It is cold as $hit out there now but it shouldn’t be THAT cold Thursday. Of course it is DC so if you don’t like the weather, wait a minute. Trail is dog friendly in every way, trail is hasher friendly in almost no way.


1900 I (Eye) Street NW
Washington, DC 20006



Specials: TBD

EWH3 #687: An Old School Holiday Trail – Thursday, December 22, 2011

Where: Start- Navy Yard Metro – Green Line, follow marks to start

When: 7:00 PM, Thursday, December 22, 2011. Pack “away” at 7:15ish.

Hares: Low Pressure Front, Fuxedo, probably some others but I’m not sure, hopefully a sweeper hare and a walkers hare.

Misc: Haven’t heard too much about this trail except that it is in the old school style where the trail is short so there is more time to drink beer. Forecast is calling for rain later at night so we might miss it but a slicker packed away might be nice.

Justin’s Cafe

1025 First Street SE
Washington DC

Specials: 1/2 Price Draft Beer!!!