Where: Foggy Bottom Metro (Blue / Orange /
Hares: Deathly Swallows, Fist Pump, Colliteral
Damage, Head Injury, Cheech & Dong, General Tso’s Dicken, and You Sucked My Battledick
Virgins: Just Marissa
On-After: Recessions, you know why
Firstly, a commendation to our Brew Crew, Throbbin Hood and Cum Peg Me, for recruiting underage Mormon missionaries to the hash
before trail even got started by wearing nice little polka dot dresses and
showing off their foggy bottoms in the middle of a college campus.
Shot check hares You Sucked My Battledick and General
Tso’s Dicken celebrated their trail marriage with the breaking of a glass…bottle
of Evan Williams. Battledick rushed off
to the liquor store nearby and saved the day before the runners came. I sure wish that *my* significant other knew he
should go to the liquor store before I come!
Birthday bitch Deathly Swallows and fellow hare Colliteral Damage were clocked in their delightful polka dot aprons. You know what they say, dots in the front,
slots in the back. That definitely made
my dough rise.
I think the
hares got a little confused and thought that this trail was actually the
Boozy Horror Brunch Trail we had back in October… we got lost in the dark,
there was broken glass everywhere, and we encountered a playground with no kids
on it… just Sphincter Shy, shirtless.
Deuce was overheard complaining about trail, per usual, presumably because
someone other than him was getting attention for getting older.
wanted people to closely observe his infectious looking spread of chest polka
dots – watch out unless you want to catch the pox! The anti-vaxxers might be concerned, but frankly,
I’d be lucky if measles was the worst thing I caught from fucking him.
No naming, just a very happy birthday to Deathly Swallows!
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Hares: Mr Holland’s Anus, Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me, Rail Mary, Maybe It’s Gaybelline, and a Mystery Hare
Virgins: None, go invite your friends!
Visitors: Just Linda Homeless, Fuck a bye baby from Ithica, Just Limel Homeless, and Cums on Vacation from Senegal
On-After: The Brig
It was a night of high fives, hairy palm Sunday jokes and extra long circles which are clearly Poon Apple Juice‘s favorite things. The beer was great as we still work through our WIE leftovers and the Naturdays still go down so sweet!
Yachty McYachtface had a foamy beer at beer check and immediately began sucking…. but not because I told her to. Honey, we don’t care why, we are just glad that’s your reaction.
A commendation for Just Limel for singing us all the best visitor song we’ve had in a while.
Heaven’s Gape bragged a bunch for being first to beer check even though he clearly wasn’t… If you ain’t first, you’re last!
Lil Yachty returned to us for wearing a DCfray shirt… you need more friends than us?
Basement Boy Toy no longer has brand new shoes thanks to the contributions from our circle
Maybe It’s Gaybelline has no BDE or confidence in himself because he only buys condoms in a 3-pack… economics be damned!
Speaking of condoms, Quid Pro Blow has been using USAID condoms from his Uganda trip that are apparently 3mm larger than Magnums. No need to brag man!
For real the circle went fooooooorever, but everyone was having a blast!
And finally we should all be commended for getting to the Brig while they still had tables reserved (ooohhh bougie) and the Caps game on!