EWH3 Trash #1485 – 24th Analversary of 9/11

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 11, 2025

Started: Pentagon City Metro / Virginia Highlands Park

Ended: Pentagon City / Chevy’s

Hares: GFA, LPF, and maybe a mystery hare

A little more of a somber trail, it’s been 24 years since that fateful Tuesday morning. But we celebrate that we did not lose one of our hares General Farm Animal as he was sitting at his desk in the Pentagon about 69 yards from the impact site. The trail took us along some amazing and reflecting sites. Beer check gave us views of the Air Force Memorial and the Washington Monument and trail gave us time to reflect at the 9/11 Pentagon memorial and remember those lost at that day by reading their names. We were sure to pour one out for all those lost and for those left behind. Buckle up these violations were a bumpy ride, but why bother the seatbelts weren’t going to land anyone safely.

Violations

  • Slightly concerned how old Just Tumey’s virgin was that he brought, as he saw the chalk on the ground that said Never Forget and asked what day is it?
  • GFA was already violated for putting flour right in front of the Pentagon memorial as he was immediately questioned by the police. We just know GFA was just marking where his ashes would have been.
  • Was proud of Tragic Carpet Ride walking on the traffic side of Just Heather like a gentleman but also on her translate side so he could repeat what I was saying on Heather’s right side. Some of this lost in translation… Tragic: Oh so I can translate because she’s scribe. Just Heather: What’s a Scribe? Tragic: It’s where she rights down all your violations. Just Heather: She’s writing down everyone who violated me last weekend? Roose: Yes that’s exactly what Scribe is. Just Heather: Let me see it. Roose: You’ll find out in circle. Just Heather: That’s albest. Roose: No! I don’t show anyone the violations about themselves until circle!
  • Vagina For Lawyers auditioning for the DC ballet, his hands and lines while walking the balance beam of the curb to beer check.
  • Visitor Enter the Asshole or rather ETA…. Because no one met their flight ETA’s that day.
  • Just Ora kept sniffing everyone’s meat sticks, little did we know she was just a bomb sniffing dog. So you are all safe, except for you Turd, your ass smells like Turd.
  • Captain Jack apparently cums twice before he comes, and only pays his load on the third cum…. Please see our hash cash sir!

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EWH3 Trash #1483 – 4th Anal Glitter Trail

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 28th, 2025

Started: King St. Metro. Follow marks to start at Princess St. and Buchanan St. along bike path

Ended: Braddock Rd. Metro / Mason Social

Hares: Whoriana Trench, Clam Bam Thank You Ma’am, Naughtya Cumandeatme

Well we did it again and got glitter everywhere and still finding it in crevices. Who would have known that glitter would be the inspiration for a naming, the famous early 2000’s silver glitter Guiness Book of World Records that had a very enticing photo spread of Alicia Keys. So we said good bye to Just Ben and say whale cum to E-Brake (Every-body Rubs to Alicia Keys Enthusiastically). A couple honorable mentions were Fast and Bi-Curious: Tokyo Twist, Olmyp-dick hopeful, Crisis of Taint, and Botanical Bi-Way.

Violations

  • Oh Hey Not Gay – switched out his usual penis straw for sucking on a vagina, even after dropping it in the dirt, he made sure to lick that dirty pussy clean.
  • Stretch Cult strikes again, with an impressive Eiffel Tower demonstration from Lance a Little and Taking a D for the B towering over Deep Throat Corndog.
  • Pinnochiho very anti-hash behavior by leading the pack away from shot check.
  • Infidellatio can’t stop talking about Turd Kind’s enthusiastic demonstration of ground fucking at White House Campout, he was so kind as to share the move with circle.
  • The hares kept dropping chalk, they clearly didn’t know how to handle something long and skinny in their hands while using powdery substances.
  • Brass to Mouth informed us that we shouldn’t round to whole numbers when describing years of ages, because if your six month old baby dies you wouldn’t say my one year old died. So he must be one of those weirds who says this is my 120 month year old kid…. No they are 10.
  • Clam Bam has been away from hashing so long she forgot what a violation was called and offered up the new term, Bush Penalty. Piling onto that we gave her another bush penalty for running out of chalk and then stealing a little kids chalk from where they were making art on the sidewalk.

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EWH3 Trash #1481 – The I’m On A Boat Trail

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 14th, 2025

Started: Virginia Highlands Park Parking Lot (Pentagon City metro)

Ended: Crystal City / Freddie’s Beach Bar

Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, Head Injury, Lickthyologist

Get your towels ready because it went down!!! With our swim trunks and our flippy floppies, it wasn’t sea world, dolphins were splashing getting everybody all wet, maybe a little too wet as flipper got herself blown out. We may even have fucked some mermaids and flew that boat to the moon some how. And remember it’s only queer on the pier but it ain’t gay underway. And our visitors delighted us to not one, not two, but three beautiful full moons!

Violations

  • Wait was it actually Sea World because I think we murdered Flipper the dolphin. Oh Hey Not Gay blew the dolphin to completion, popping it’s cherry. You need to make sure you trim your nails next time you go that hard at someone’s blow hole. Some get that dolphin a Viagra as they were completely deflated. Roose Rips to the rescue and was able to tie her tubes to prevent further damage.
  • Tragic Carpet Ride was hitting heavy seas and could not slow his roll have a hard time breaking the waves up the hill. Cuntry Fried Seaman kicked him into full throttle, all engines ahead full pushing him up the hill. You would have thought Tragic was having the ride of his life, as orgasm screams echo across the sea that could wake up Davey Jone’s from his watery grave.
  • We learned that Strawberry Short Cock and Infidellatio have a running form fetish… loving those calves looking like Greek gods *unning up those hills.
  • Suck Squeeze Bang Blow (S2B2) was lamenting at beer check that he didn’t want to *un the second half but felt he needed to because he was Just Ben’s emotional hash animal
  • Luckily the Feds did not arrive to break up the fun, even though Please Step Away (PSA) looked like the PoPo rolling up to end circle in his big black unmarked truck.

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