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Hares: Mr Holland’s Anus, Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me, Rail Mary, Maybe It’s Gaybelline, and a Mystery Hare
Virgins: None, go invite your friends!
Visitors: Just Linda Homeless, Fuck a bye baby from Ithica, Just Limel Homeless, and Cums on Vacation from Senegal
On-After: The Brig
It was a night of high fives, hairy palm Sunday jokes and extra long circles which are clearly Poon Apple Juice‘s favorite things. The beer was great as we still work through our WIE leftovers and the Naturdays still go down so sweet!
Yachty McYachtface had a foamy beer at beer check and immediately began sucking…. but not because I told her to. Honey, we don’t care why, we are just glad that’s your reaction.
A commendation for Just Limel for singing us all the best visitor song we’ve had in a while.
Heaven’s Gape bragged a bunch for being first to beer check even though he clearly wasn’t… If you ain’t first, you’re last!
Lil Yachty returned to us for wearing a DCfray shirt… you need more friends than us?
Basement Boy Toy no longer has brand new shoes thanks to the contributions from our circle
Maybe It’s Gaybelline has no BDE or confidence in himself because he only buys condoms in a 3-pack… economics be damned!
Speaking of condoms, Quid Pro Blow has been using USAID condoms from his Uganda trip that are apparently 3mm larger than Magnums. No need to brag man!
For real the circle went fooooooorever, but everyone was having a blast!
And finally we should all be commended for getting to the Brig while they still had tables reserved (ooohhh bougie) and the Caps game on!
Where: L’Enfant Plaza Metro (LITERALLY EVERY
COLOR BUT RED)
Hares: Mourning Wood, Mistress Cycle, Uno, Dos,
Tres, LIFTOFF!, and Fizzy, I
Virgins: Just Sean, Just Johnny
Visitor: my notes say “Pink Shirt? Seattle?”
On-After: Tiki TNT
Busted before I could read any violations?: absolutely
Violations that never were:
Ahren is getting violated for thinking that taking a single apple off the
snack table is gonna undo all the damage he did to his body last weekend at
Wood skipped WIE to scout, imported his sister all the way from Hawaii to co-hare,
and the best trail he could come up with was a run around the tidal basin
during peak blossom?! Real innovative
stuff there, bud.
came up with this trail theme so they could remind everyone how long it’s been
since they had cherries to pop. We get
it. You fuck.
Twinkle Little Cock wouldn’t shut up on trail about how many hash babies he
has. We get it. You fuck.
for running down the Wharf loudly telling the story about a lady on a house
boat yelling at the hash for making too much noise and dragging us on Reddit, and
making a big deal about how he responded responsibly and politely with a classy
gentleman’s riposte, the retelling of which apparently necessitated him yelling
FUCK in front of a bunch of children.
Juice needed a buddy to go to the bathroom at start. Yeah girl, we all know you don’t take your pants
off without at least one other person present.
And finally, a violation for all the try-hards who went out and bought Hawaiian
shirts specifically for this trail. And
THAT WAS ME AND I STILL WANT MY GODDAMN NATURDAY DOWN DOWN.
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