EWH3 Trash #1473 – FUCK MY TATAS BIRTHDAY TRAIL

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 19th, 2025.

Started: Cleveland Park Metro

Ended: Georgia Ave-Petworth

Hares: Chuck Fuck, Ha-Cum-On My Tatas, mystery hares

Shiggy on an EWH3 trail??!!?? Following a freak storm! Hell yea! Only the best for two of our favorite misman Chuck Fuck and Ha-Cum-On My Tatas birthdays! Seriously even regaled us with a special rendition of a Lion King sing along, for Ha-Cum-On My Tatas.

Violations

  • Bring out your dead, bring out your dead… Corndog received a nine pence as she’s not dead yet.
  • Many safety thirds: Naughtya Cum and Eat Me squealed like Miss Piggy but Cum Dumpling was the one who became a muppet slipping off rocks with Naughtya thumb going right up his ass. GFA running into traffic and cursing out cars. GFA also stumbled a little on the mud, steadied quickly by George who then almost wiped out himself, but don’t worry the mud claimed a victim as Tumey went down hard ending up with a shit stain on his pants.
  • Speaking of shit – Tatas claims honestly shitting your pants isn’t even the worst of it.
  • Accommodations for everyone who thought they could attempt to break Tragic’s fall down the hill.
  • The Pilates cult strikes again – cummend them for stretching those asses out. Vagetarian thinks you should all start an only fans.
  • GFA also slipping and sliding all over the place but zero alcohol abuse occurred – not spilling a single drop of beer.

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EWH3 Trash #1470 – I <3 KESHA TRAIL

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 29th, 2025.

Started: NoMa-Gallaudet U Station

Ended: Bundy Field

Hares: Jeb!utante, The Cumburglar!, Vagetarian

Now the party didn’t start ‘til we walked in, we had a bottle of whiskey in our hand bags and brushed our teeth with a bottle jack, P-Diddy was not invited, blah blah blah. But we made the most of the night like we’re going to die young. We R Who We R and now there is one more one of us! The world traveler, peace bringer, glee club singer, head splitting, pants shitting hasher got named!!!! Say Goodbye to Just Matt and give a big hash whale cum to Eat, Pray, Dump!

Violations

  • And Safety Third goes to…. Immoral Support… tried his best to become a hood ornament
  • We had an unsanctioned competition going on…Infidellatio, Cum Dumpling and Split Her Bare were comparing mileage which is such racist behavior. The only mileage that should be compared are milage in bed.
  • Prostate Rights and Just Jam re-acted a scene from Reservoir Dogs and almost lost an ear to a clothes line.
  • Immoral Support was very familiar with this circle, but gleefully exclaimed “wow, I’ve never been in the back end before”
  • NSA offered up the worst kid of sloppy seconds, offering his used socks to another hasher
  • Tumey did make use proud by asking for consent before putting his salty nuts in Corndogs mouth.
  • Cum Dumpling being the first person we know to be denied boarding a plane and arrested for being completely sober (blowing a 0.0), but we all know he has resting drunk face.

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EWH3 Trash #1467 – The Last Gator Day

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 8th, 2025.

Started: Crystal City Metro

Ended: Crystal City

Hares: Crocs On Crocs Off, B-Ho, Chuck Fuck, Tumey McBoatface, Devil Went Down on Georgia, mystery hares

Well our DC overlords finally did it…. They drained the swap. This had us crying crocodile tears as our resident gator Crocs On Crocs Off swims onto bigger bluer oceans. As the stud Robert Irwin would say in his very sexy boxer briefs, crikey that’s a salty there. With our final claps we raised our glasses and wished CoCo fair winds and following seas!

Violations

  • Walker Hare Devil Went Down on Georgia pulled the most egregious violation and had the pack moving at a snails pace as we got stuck behind a couple and their sex trophy for far too many blocks, which got the pack to beer check way behind the runners, having us miss out on delicious beer.
  • Now everyone loves a patch challenge and consensual nudity – many of us were surprised with the question from Taking a D for the B asking “You’ve seen my penis right?” If your answer was yes then you were rewarded with a new patch “Nice Cock Bro” in the them of reading rainbow “The More You Know”
  • We saw the softer side of Sisterhood when he regaled us with tales of his favorite campout at Texas Interhash that had him and everyone around him crying while witnessing the solar eclipse in its totality. It was unclear if the experience was enhanced by psychedelics.
  • Some tales from trail Roose Rips was raving to Dude that Guy about a trip to Vietnam a couple years back and how cheap everything was. Dude confirmed “Yup your Dong goes a long way in ‘Nam”
  • Just Leah had some PTSD going through the dark tunnel, possible flashbacks of going through the birth canal 40 years ago on Monday!
  • Lock Nut proved to be an equal opportunity hasher as there he was enjoying himself with this women when he realized this titty was missing a nipple and it was then that he realized that this was a not a tit but a bonus boob, a fatty under boob roll.
  • We had some virgins at our trail and one Just Liz responded to our usual entry survey with “Only the Lord knows” … This proved to be false as Bitches give stitches knew for certain that Just Liz was definitely single.

And of course we wished a Hashy Beer Day to both Just Leah and Whoriana Trench!

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