Mis Managers

Grand Master –  Poon-apple Juice (EWH3GMs@gmail.com)
Grand Master – Vacant
Religious Adviser – Close Encounters of the Turd King
Religious Adviser – Ready Player None
On Sec – Burlington Ho Factory
Harerazor – General Tso’s Dicken (ewh3harerazor@gmail.com)
Scribe – Tie Me Up Before You Go Go
Scribe – Tumey McBoatface
Brew Meister – Ready Player None (EWH3brewmeister@gmail.com)
Hash Cash – Immoral Support (ewh3hashcash@gmail.com)
Hash Cash – This Little Piggy (ewh3hashcash@gmail.com)
Hash Flash – Screaming Pussy (ewh3pix@yahoo.com)
Hash Flash – C.O.C.O. (ewh3pix@yahoo.com)
Haberdasher – Poon-apple Juice (ewh3hab@gmail.com)
Jubilee – Head Injury
OreHo – Trains, Stains, and Automobiles (TSA)
Whorganizer – Poon-apple Juice (ewh3events@gmail.com)
Porn Guru – Vagina is For Lawyers

Historical

2022

Grand Master – General Tso’s Dicken
Grand Master – Dial F
Religious Adviser – Close Encounters of the Turd King
Religious Adviser – Cum Dumpling
On Sec – Head Injury
Harerazor – Lickthyologist
Scribe – Red Roper
Scribe – Poon-apple Juice
Brew Meister – vacant
Hash Cash – Ready Player None
Hash Cash – Burlington Ho Factory 
Hash Flash – vacant
Haberdasher – Poon-apple Juice
Jubilee – The Defense Breasts
OreHo – Quid Pro Blow
Porn Guru – Schrödinger’s Cock
Song Meister – The Cumburglar!

2021

Grand Master – Poon-apple Juice
Grand Master – Dial F
Religious Adviser – Colliteral Damage
Religious Adviser – The Cumburglar
On Sec – Tacos on a Bridge
Harerazor – Mouthful of Clam
Scribe – Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Scribe – 21 Gum Salute / sKooter Kunte
Brew Meister – Bitches Give Stitches
Hash Cash – Ready Player None
Hash Flash – Quid Pro Blow
Haberdasher – Please Step Away From The Whores
Jubilee – Lickthyologist
OreHo – They Blow Up So Fast
Porn Guru – Schrödinger’s Cock

2020

Grand Master – Poon-apple Juice
Grand Master – Quid Pro Blow
Religious Adviser – Schrödinger’s Cock
On Sec – Tacos on a Bridge
Harerazor – Son, What the Fuck?!
Scribe – Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
Scribe – Jigglytits
Brew Meister – Bitches Give Stitches
Hash Cash – Ready Player None
Hash Cash – Seizure’s Phallus
Hash Flash – General Tso’s Dicken
Hash Flash – Rail Mary
Song Meister – Throbbin’ Hood
Jubilee – Please Step Away From The Whores
OreHo – They Blow Up So Fast
Porn Guru – Schrödinger’s Cock

2019

Grand Master – Throbbin’ Hood
Grand Master – Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer
Religious Adviser –The Cumburglar!
Religious Adviser – Poon-apple Juice
On Sec – General Tso’s Dicken
Harerazor – Special Head Kid
Scribe – Stain Gretzky
Scribe – #SquadHoles
Brew Meister – Mourning Wood
Hash Cash – L’Chymen
Hash Flash – Quid Pro Blow
Hash Flash – Rail Mary
Haberdasher – Deetz Nuts
Song Meister – Atari 6900
Jubilee – Please Step Away From The Whores
OreHo – Son What The Fuck?
Porn Guru – La Gingeracha

2018

Grand Master – Stain Gretzky
Grand Master – Schrödinger’s Cock
Religious Adviser – Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me
Religious Adviser – Colliteral Damage
On Sec – General Tso’s Dicken
Harerazor – Head Injury
Scribe – Poon-apple Juice
Scribe – Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer
Brew Meister – Throbbin’ Hood
Hash Cash – Too Easy
Hash Cash – Quid Pro Blow
Hash Flash – Cheech and Dong
Haberdasher – Deetz Nuts
Jubilee – Please Step Away From The Whores
OreHo – Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack
Porn Guru – La Gingeracha

2017

Grand Master – Colliteral Damage
Grand Master – GeriatricMandering
Religious Adviser – Schrödinger’s Cock
Religious Adviser – Stain Gretzky
On Sec – Head Injury
Harerazor – All Flash, No Drive
Scribe – Texas Hold Him
Scribe – Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me
Brew Meister – Atari 6900
Hash Cash –  Cheech and Dong
Hash Cash – Vaginal Countdown
Hash Flash – Maybe It’s Gaybelline
Haberdasher – Moose Knuckles
Song Meister – You Sucked My Battledick
Jubilee – Rosetta Bone
OreHo – Happy Poo Year
Porn Guru – La Gingeracha

2016

Grand Master – Cum Dumpling
Grand Master – GeriatricMandering
Religious Adviser – All Flash, No Drive
Religious Adviser – Mambo # Hives
On Sec – Head Injury
Harerazor –
Scribe – Colliteral Damage
Scribe – Stain Gretzky
Brew Meister – Schrödinger’s Cock
Hash Cash – Maybe It’s Gaybelline
Hash Flash –
Haberdasher – Infidellatio
Song Meister – Rosetta Bone
Jubilee – You Sucked My Battledick
OreHo – Vaginal Countdown
Porn Guru – Texas Hold Him

2015

Grand Master – Tuck Tuck Deuce
Grand Master – Fail Her Poon
Religious Adviser – Kindergarten Cock
Religious Adviser – Rear Protein Injection
On Sec – 4 Whores and 7 Rears Ago
Harerazor – Sorest Rump
Scribe – Red, White, and Poo
Scribe – Mambo # Hives
Brew Meister – Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
Hash Cash – Tosh.Homo
Hash Flash – Geriatric Mandering
Haberdasher – Infidellatio
Song Meister – Jew-Cock-A
Jubilee – Whoregon Trail
OreHo – Dr. Toolittle
Porn Guru – Free Little Willy

2014
Grand Master – Cutting Class
Grand Master – Daisy Chain
Religious Adviser – Rape and Spillage
Religious Adviser – Little Thunder Clap
On Sec – St. Pauli’s Girl
Harerazor – Whiskey Business
Scribe – Kindergarten Cock
Scribe – Mr. hEd
Brew Meister – Tuck Tuck Deuce
Hash Cash – You Sucked My Battledick
Hash Flash – Roof Rack
Haberdasher –  Dr. TooLittle
Song Meister – Hungry Hungry Homo
Jubilee – Uno Dos Tres Liftoff
OreHo – Jew-Cock-A
Porn Guru- YesSir YesShesFat

2013
Grand Master – Colliteral Damage
Grand Master – Don’t Ask Don’t Smell
Religious Adviser – Daisy Chain
Religious Adviser – Cock A Doodle Do Me
On Sec – St. Pauli’s Girl
Harerazor – Whiskey Business
Scribe – Glitty Clitty Gang Bang
Scribe – Little Thunderclap
Brew Meister – Uno Dos Tres Liftoff
Hash Cash – S&MOM
Hash Flash – Fire Drill
Haberdasher –  Miss MeGagMe
Song Meister – Dr. TooLittle
Jubilee – Bless Me Father For I Have Rimmed
OreHo – Tragic Carpet Ride
Porn Guru- YesSir YesShesFat

2012
Grand Master – Red Vag of Courage
Grand Master – Hungry Hungry Homo
Religious Advisor – Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
Religious Advisor – Whiskey Business
HareRazor – Compost Pile
HashCash – Tragic Carpet Ride
OnSec – St. Pauli’s Girl
Brew Meister – Trim Shady
Song Meister – Every Shit You Take
Scribe – Chippenfails
Scribe – Colliteral Damage
Hash Flash – Cutting Class
Haberdasher – Bless Me Father For I Have Rimmed
Jubilee – Yule Log
Webmaster – Preparation O
Chief OreHo – Cock Soup

2011
Grand Master – Red Vag of Courage
Grand Master – Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
Religious Advisor – WoWo
Religious Advisor – Rear Protien Injection
HareRazor – 6 Fags
HashCash – Cock Soup
OnSec – Leggs Over Easy
Brew Meister – Hungry Hungry Homo
Song Meister – Wank Like an Egyption
Scribe – 6 Pigs in a Blanket
Scribe – Whiskey Business
Hash Flash, Alpha – Cutting Class
Haberdasher – Yule Log
Jubilee – 1 if by Man, 2 if by She
Webmaster – Yes Sir, Yes She’s Fat
Chief OreHo – Jabba the Cunt

2010
Grand Master – Cum Dumpling
Grand Master – Rear Protien Injection
Religious Advisor – Cock-a-Doodle-Do-Me
Religious Advisor – Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock
HareRazor – Red Vag of Courage
HashCash – Double Ohhh, Positive
OnSec – Leggs Over Easy
Brew Meister – Blows a Tranny
Song Meister – Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack
Scribe – Whiskey Business
Scribe – Tits for Tots
Hash Flash, Alpha – Have Fun Storming the Asshole
Haberdasher – Buttfuck Norris
Jubilee – Fucks Up Doc
Webmaster – CoXXX on Demand
Chief OreHo – Snap, Crackle, Poop

2009
Grand Master – Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack
Grand Master – Kandy Panties
Religious Advisor – Cum Dumpling
Religious Advisor – Assflac
HareRazor – Roll Over Bitch
HashCash – Keyless Entry
OnSec – Late Nite Drive Thru & Leggs Over Easy
Grease Monkey – Incredible Edible Schmegg
Brew Meister – A Red River Runs Through It
Song Meister – Little Red Ride Me Good
Scribe – Rear Protien Injection
Scribe – Tits for Tots
Hash Flash, Alpha – Edgar Allan Ho
Haberdasher – Low Pressure Front
Jubilee – Mayo on the Pooper
Webmaster – Big Bendover & Kandy Panties
Chief OreHo – A Red River Runs Through It

2008
Grand Master – Big Bendover
Grand Master – Poop Weiner
Interim GM – Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack
Religious Advisor – Areola Borealis
Religious Advisor – Obeastiologist
HareRazor – Dial F for Faggot
HashCash – Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack
OnSec – Late Nite Drive Thru
Grease Monkey – Incredible Edible Schmegg
Brew Meister – A Red River Runs Through It
Song Meister – Roll Over Bitch
Scribe – Little Red Ride Me Good
Scribe – Rear Protien Injection
Hash Flash, Alpha – Low Pressure Front
Haberdasher – Cum Dumpling
Jubilee – You’re A Pee’N Swallow
Jubilee – Shamrock Your Cock
Jubilee – Mayo on the Pooper
Web Mistress – Shamrock Your Cock
Chief OreHo – A Red River Runs Through It

2007
Grand Master – Cum Dumpling
Grand Master – Areola Borealis
Religious Advisor – Bow Chick-a-Bow-Bow
Religious Advisor – Bloody Asshole
HareRazor – Obeastiologist
HashCash – Late Nite Drive Thru
OnSec – Big Bendover
Brew Meister – Incredible Edible Schmegg
Assistant Brew Meister – Shamrock Your Cock
Song Meister – Blank Shot Up the Ass
Scribe, Alpha – Poop Weiner
Hash Flash, Alpha – Underground Railroad
Haberdasher – Marco Homo
Jubilee and Web Mistress – Shamrock Your Cock
Chief OreHo – A Red River Runs Through It

2006
Grand Master – Kandy Panties
Grand Master – All Lickie No Dickie
Religious Advisor – Niagra Balls
Religious Advisor – Bow Chic-a Bow Bow
HareRazor – Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack
HashCash – Late Nite Drive Thru
OnSec – Cum Dumpling
Brew Meister – Incredible, Edible Schmeg
Song Meister – Bloody Asshole
Scribe, Alpha – Areola Borealis
Hash Flash – Drip Dry
Hash Flash – Cleopapsmear
Haberdasher – Anal Fission
Haberdasher – Big Bend Over
Jubilee – Shamrock Your Cock
Chief OreHo – A Red River Runs Through It
Web Master Bater – Cum Dumpling
Web Mistress – Shamrock Your Cock

2005
Grand Master – Monday Sticky Monday
Grand Master – All Lickie No Dickie
Religious Advisor – Zsa Zsa Ga Whore
HareRazor – Sloppy Ho
HashCash/OnSec – Kandy Panties
Brew Meister – Nasty Gash
Song Meister – Chocolate Covered Cherry
Scribe – Bow Chic-a Bow Bow
Assistant – Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack
HashFlash – S.S. Tooth Fairy
Arbiter Elegantiarum – Niagara Balls
Haberdasher – Anal Fission
Jubilee – Texas T & A
Chief OreHo – Shamrock Your Cock
Web Mistress – Shamrock Your Cock

2004
Grand Master – Semen on the Pew
Grand Master – Don’t Let Your Meatloaf
Religious Advisor – Hold On To My Ears, I Don’t Know What I’m Doing
Religious Advisor – Monday Sticky Monday
HareRazor – All Lickie No Dickie
HashCash/OnSec – Jingle Jizz
HashCash/OnSec – VAM (Virgin avec Mary)
Brew Meister – Head First
Song Meister –
Scribe – Grab My Ass
Scribe Assistant – HowdHeF*ckingDoMe
HashFlash – Blow Up Dalai Nada
Haberdasher – Bow Chic-a Bow Bow
Jubilee – Ivy Licker
Chief OreHo – Bend Over Rover
Web Master Bater – Holy Tit!

2003
Grand Master – Stick Your Finger In It
Grand Master – Don’t Let Your Meatloaf
Religious Advisor – Dairy Queen
Religious Advisor – Monday Sticky Monday
HareRazor – Semen on the Pew
On Sec – Jingle Jizz
HashCash – Da Boobs
Brew Meister – Cum Scout
Song Meister – Monday Sticky Monday
Scribe – And How’s Her Bush
Scribe Assistant – Grab My Ass
Scribe Assistant – HowdHeF*ckingDoMe
Scribe Assistant – Greased Pig
HashFlash – Twatsssuuuppp
HashFlash – 38 Flavors
HashFlash – Strange Ground Chuck
Haberdasher and Jubilee – All Lickie No Dickie
Chief OreHo – Bend Over Rover
Web Master Bater – Holy Tit!

2002
Grand Master – Snatch Shot
Grand Master – Holy Tit!
Religious Advisor – Golden Showers
Religious Advisor – Sloppy Ho
Religious Advisor – Semen on the Pew
HareRazor – Big Bang
HareRazor – Two Lips in the Bush
HashCash – BoloHead Rat
OnSec – Strange Ground Chuck
OnSec – Don’t Let Your Meatloaf
OnSec – Pussy With a Porpoise
Brew Meister – Bend Over Rover
Song Meister – Semen on the Pew
Scribe – Telecum
Scribe – Twatsssuuuppp
HashFlash – Semen Sampler
Haberdasher – Don’t Let Your Meatloaf
Jubilee –
Chief OreHo – Bend Over Rover
Web Master Bater – Holy Tit!

2001
Grand Master – Nippoless Cage
Grand Master – Fucking Genius
Religious Advisor – Holy Tit!
Religious Advisor – Crafty
HareRazor –
HashCash/OnSec – Pussy With a Porpoise
Brew Meister – Fucking Genius
Brew Meister – Bolohead Rat
Song Meister –
Scribe –
HashFlash –
Haberdasher – Strange Ground Chuck
Jubilee – Jiffy Lube
Chief OreHo –
Web Master Bater – Holy Tit!

2000
Grand Master – Transparent D’s
Grand Master – Jiffy Lube
Religious Advisor – Holy Tit!
Religious Advisor – Crafty
HareRazor – Monkey Piss
HareRazor – JAG Queen
HashCash/OnSec – Peeking Duck
OnSec – JAG Queen
Brew Meister – JAG Queen
Brew Meister – Bolohead Rat
Brew Meister – Holy Tit!
Song Meister – Big Bird Turd
Scribe –
HashFlash – Watch Her Blow
Haberdasher – JAG Queen
Jubilee – Jiffy Lube
Jubilee – Watch Her Blow
Chief OreHo – Big Bird Turd’s wife
Web Master Bater – Holy Tit!