Where: Francis Scott
Key Park, RosslynMetro (Orange / Blue / Silver Line)
Hares: PIO, Brokeback Mama, COXXX On Demand,
Seizure’s Phallus, and Sally The
Virgins: none, they all froze
Amigos from OTH (which is Pudjam, u guys)
On-After: Mr. Smith’s (ew)
It was cold as fuck that night and I think the hash’s humor well
pretty much froze over, so not much to offer here…
Dexter The Dog had to be carried up the second half of the Exorcist stairs. What a bitch.
broke Lent tradition and instead of laying a fishy trail it was a full-on sausage
thought that this trail through a college campus was really awesome but it left
his knees really sad. I hear ya buddy,
my knees hadn’t felt that bad since the last time I was on a college campus.
And I would be remiss if I did not draw
attention to the fact that Throbbin’
Hood thought Abuela Mastabata
was Maybe It’s Gaybelline.
Enough of that shit, we had a very solemn occasion on this frigid
night…… A NAMING!!!!
Meet Just Alex,
he works for the government and has three degrees, which explains why he is a
triple bottom engineer. He’s from West
Philly and ended up on the stage because he sucks at sports. He’s masturbated to completion while driving
a car and shit himself at work after a long bike commute. He got a boner in math class and the worst
thing he’s ever put up his butt was a butt plug 3 sizes too big. After it was clearly established that we were
going with a butt name, suggestions like Eyes
Bigger Than My Anus and Department
of the Posterior were floated (and my personal favorite, Scrooge McButt), but given his love of
engineering and straight up rearing, henceforth and forevermore throughout the
world of hashing, Just Alex shall be known as Deep Anal Hoerizon.
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WHERE: Francis Scott Key Park — Rosslyn Metro and follow marks across bridge ACROSS THE KEY BRIDGE to the start on Georgetown side
WHEN: Thursday, March 7th, 6:45pm, pack away 7:15 (ish)
HARES: Broke Back Mama, CoXXX on Demand, Put It Out, Sally The Jizz Hound, & Seizures Phallus
TRAIL LENGTH: Roughly 3.5 for runners… maybe a little more than 2 for walkers.
MISC BS: Live adventurous trail through the cobblestone and swamps of Georgetown. Bring a h*adlamp cuz its going to be dark, bring warm clothes cuz it’s going to be cold and bring your best liver cuz it’s going to be FUN.
PRELUBE: What’s this.?? Hares even figured out a pre-lube for us? Wow, thanks hares! VinylLounge 3401 K St NW .. literally right across canal and a pitching wedge from the start.
On-On-On:Mr Smiths in Georgetown 3205 K St. $4 Stellas, kitchen open all night and sing-along piano bar. Hot damn!
Last trains out of Rosslyn Blue Line to Franconia/Springfield: 11:47 PM Blue Line / Silver Line to Largo Town Center: 11:18 PM Silver Line to Wiehle-Reston East: 11:30 PM Orange Line to Vienna/Fairfax/GMU: 11:45 PM Orange Line to New Carrollton: 11:11 PM
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