Happy freaking new year, wankers! With the turn of a calendar cums a new administration, bringing in fresh half-minds with new ideas for serving the people…beer! That’s right, your 2021 MisManagement will debut at AGM! Save the date for a double trouble trail and virtual announcement: Saturday, January 16, 2021 at 11am, 2pm, and 5pm. More details cumming soon.
Welcome to the non-holiday side of winter! Find your blankets, snuggies, and onesies as we welcome in the New Year! (The blanket fort will be postponed till next year.)
Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo of how you’re staying cozy and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure a very snuggly trail credit.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45PM Thursday January 7, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Union Station
D’erections: Exit station, following marks to the flag posts and knock-off Liberty Bell out front.
Runners: 1.5miles first half / 1.5 second half (dog friendly!)
Walkers: .9 first half / .9 second half
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and festive. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Big Announcements!
If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!
You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.
Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!
ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00ewh3razorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngewh3razor2021-01-03 17:44:092021-01-03 17:44:11EWH3 #1215 – The Fifth Running of the Snuggie Trail! (Phase 2.69) – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 7 – Union Station (Red Line)
Right around 9 years ago the Hares went to their first hash in Georgetown and have been coming back ever since. Come on out to say goodbye to this craptacular year but also to say hello to a new one by running a super flat trail in CP.
Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo of how you’re dropping balls on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: SPECIAL TIME! 2:00PM Thursday December 31, 2020. Pack away at 2:15 PM!
Where: Cleveland Park exit Westside
D’erections: Exit Westside of Metro and follow marks to start. The start will be near 3098 Sedgewick St., NW
Capital Bike Share: Conn Ave & Newark St., NW
Hares: Tuck Tuck Deuce & Sorest Rump
Trail Length:
Runners: 1.9miles first half / 2.2 second half (level 3 shiggy aka expect muddy trails with the predicted rain!)
Walkers: .9 first half / .9 second half
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to A. Dress warm and prepare for rain. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Big Announcements!
If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
Ring in the new year with new trails! Contact the Hare Razor at [email protected] to secure a date, ’cause we all need something to look forward to.
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!
You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.
Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!
ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00ewh3razorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngewh3razor2020-12-28 20:32:532020-12-28 20:32:54EWH3 #1214 – The No Good Very Bad Year End of 2020 Trail! – SPECIAL TIME 2:00 PM Thursday, December 31st – Cleveland Park (Red Line)
Bah Hum Bug! Bring a camp chair and your craziest holiday stories for this special trail!
Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo of how you’re avoiding your family on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected]il.com to secure a very festive trail credit.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: SPECIAL TIME! 11:00AM Thursday December 24th, 2020. Pack away at 11:15 AM!
Where: Navy Yard Metro Stop, Ballpark side – Follow the trail of tinsel to parking lot under 695.
D’erections: Exit on the Ballpark side, turn right after exiting the station, Left on M St., right on S. Capitol and left to the parking lot under 695.
Hares: Please Step Away From the Whores & Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack
Trail Length:
Runners: probably 1 mile
Walkers: .69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to A. Dress warm and festive. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Big Announcements!
If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
2020 may be full but that doesn’t stop YOU from signing up to hare trails in 2021! Contact the Hare Razor at [email protected] to secure a date, ’cause we all need something to look forward to.
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!
You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.
Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!
ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00ewh3razorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngewh3razor2020-12-21 22:15:552020-12-21 22:23:29EWH3 #1213 – XXXMas Eve – SPECIAL TIME 11:00 AM Thursday, December 24th – Navy Yard metro (Green line) or Federal Center SW (Blue/Orange/Silver)
EWH3 #1215 – The Fifth Running of the Snuggie Trail! (Phase 2.69) – 6:45 PM Thursday, January 7 – Union Station (Red Line)
Happy freaking new year, wankers! With the turn of a calendar cums a new administration, bringing in fresh half-minds with new ideas for serving the people…beer! That’s right, your 2021 MisManagement will debut at AGM! Save the date for a double trouble trail and virtual announcement: Saturday, January 16, 2021 at 11am, 2pm, and 5pm. More details cumming soon.
Welcome to the non-holiday side of winter! Find your blankets, snuggies, and onesies as we welcome in the New Year! (The blanket fort will be postponed till next year.)
Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo of how you’re staying cozy and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure a very snuggly trail credit.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45PM Thursday January 7, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Union Station
D’erections: Exit station, following marks to the flag posts and knock-off Liberty Bell out front.
Capital Bike Share: 2nd & Massachusetts Ave NE
Hares: GeriatricMandering & Lickthyologist
Trail Length:
Runners: 1.5miles first half / 1.5 second half (dog friendly!)
Walkers: .9 first half / .9 second half
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and festive. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Big Announcements!
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!
As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/
For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695
EWH3 #1214 – The No Good Very Bad Year End of 2020 Trail! – SPECIAL TIME 2:00 PM Thursday, December 31st – Cleveland Park (Red Line)
Right around 9 years ago the Hares went to their first hash in Georgetown and have been coming back ever since. Come on out to say goodbye to this craptacular year but also to say hello to a new one by running a super flat trail in CP.
Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo of how you’re dropping balls on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: SPECIAL TIME! 2:00PM Thursday December 31, 2020. Pack away at 2:15 PM!
Where: Cleveland Park exit Westside
D’erections: Exit Westside of Metro and follow marks to start. The start will be near 3098 Sedgewick St., NW
Capital Bike Share: Conn Ave & Newark St., NW
Hares: Tuck Tuck Deuce & Sorest Rump
Trail Length:
Runners: 1.9miles first half / 2.2 second half (level 3 shiggy aka expect muddy trails with the predicted rain!)
Walkers: .9 first half / .9 second half
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to A. Dress warm and prepare for rain. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Big Announcements!
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!
As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/
For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695
EWH3 #1213 – XXXMas Eve – SPECIAL TIME 11:00 AM Thursday, December 24th – Navy Yard metro (Green line) or Federal Center SW (Blue/Orange/Silver)
Bah Hum Bug! Bring a camp chair and your craziest holiday stories for this special trail!
Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo of how you’re avoiding your family on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected]il.com to secure a very festive trail credit.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: SPECIAL TIME! 11:00AM Thursday December 24th, 2020. Pack away at 11:15 AM!
Where: Navy Yard Metro Stop, Ballpark side – Follow the trail of tinsel to parking lot under 695.
D’erections: Exit on the Ballpark side, turn right after exiting the station, Left on M St., right on S. Capitol and left to the parking lot under 695.
Capital Bike Share: 1st & K St SE
Hares: Please Step Away From the Whores & Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack
Trail Length:
Runners: probably 1 mile
Walkers: .69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to A. Dress warm and festive. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Big Announcements!
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!
As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/
For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695