On Thursday May 13, the CDC released updated guidance for fully vaccinated individuals. On Monday May 17, the DC Mayor’s office responded by updating local regulations. As always, Everyday is Wednesday considers the safety and well-being of our community a priority, trusting in the most up-to-date guidance from experts to guide this endeavor. As such, we are happy to announce updated policies, effective immediately. Please review these policies prior to registering for trail.
EWH3 #1254: The Backyardigans Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 9th – Bethesda Metro (Red Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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Remember those times when you were a kiddo and you’d head into the thick of it to build the most epic forts and castles in your backyard? Or those times when you’d pretend to be a castaway on a desert island?
Come relive your childhood memories in DC’s backyard: Maryland?
Theme is The Backyardigans/TikTok/Oshkosh B’Gosh/Big Dogs
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link)!!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 9, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Bethesda Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: outside Bethesda Metro
Hares: Atari6900!! (and a mystery hare)
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1 mi. first half / 1 mi. second half
Shiggy Level: Pavement pounder. Dog friendly.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring a cranium lamp, mug, and filled water bottle! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Bethesda (Red):
– Glenmont 11:44
– Shady Grove 12:26
On After: The Barking Dog, 4723 Elm St, Bethesda, MD 20814
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EWH3 #1253: The 11th Annual Anything But Clothes Hash! – 6:45 PM Thursday, September 2nd – Mt.Vernon Square/7th Street Convention Center (Green/Yellow Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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♫Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock♫
♫What the hell was in that shot?♫
♫Chocolate Milk and Everclear♫
♫Should have stuck to drinking beer♫
♫But I think I spoke too soon♫
♫Cause now we’ve got some juice from Poon♫
♫Now I have to Twinkle Puke♫
♫Fuck your.. You know what? Fuck you both honestly
Join us for an EWH3 tradition now in its ELEVENTH year, the Anything But Clothes Hash! You know the drill by now – show up wearing anything EXCEPT clothing. We can’t wait to see you in your crafty outfits, whether that’s the condom dress you’ve been working on for six months or a hastily thrown together pillow case diaper.
Trash bags, cardboard boxes, strategically placed stuffed animals, or just lots of duct tape? It’s all good! Your reward? SIX shot checks, including the resurrection of an old-time favorite – Twinkle Juice! Yea, just take Friday off now.
(Six shots means lots of down-down cups and LOTS of trash. Help us cut down on waste by bringing your mug on trail!)
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 2, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Mt. Vernon Sq – 7th St Convention Center
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & K St NW
Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrodinger’s Cock, 9021-ho, General Tso’s Dicken, Throbbin’ Hood, A Mystery Hare!
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.3 mi. first half / 1.3 mi. second half
Shiggy Level: Pavement pounder, but watch out for those shots. They’ll getcha.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z, Help Mother Nature out – Save some down-down cups and bring your mug on trail! Bring a cranium lamp, mug, and filled water bottle! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Farragut North Metro (Red):
– Glenmont 12:02
– Shady Grove 12:09
Last trains out of Farragut West Metro:
Blue:
– Franconia-Springfield 11:55
– Largo Town Center 12:00
Orange:
– New Carrollton 11:56
– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 12:10
Silver:
– Wiehle-Reston East 12:06
– Largo Town Center 11:54
On After: Recessions!
Specials: Kitchen open till 11:30!
Upcoming Events!
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EWH3 #1252: The 11th Anal Jorts Association of Arlington Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 26th – Crystal City Metro (Blue/Yellow)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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Tour duh short-shorts, it’s the jorts trail! Come on out in your favorite pair of jeans-cut-into-shorts, or jorts (everyone can tell if they’re just jean shorts- you’re not fooling anyone), and enjoy a Jorts trail through Arlington that ends exactly where you think it does, because there’s two parts to this theme trail: jorts and Freddies. In summary: JORTS.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link). No cash will be accepted at trail.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 26, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Crystal City Metro (Blue/Yellow), Follow marks
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Near Crystal City Metro
Hares: Roll Over, Bitch! You Can’t Handle the Poop! Heaven’s Gape! A mystery hare!!!
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 2.6 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1 mi. first half / 0.9 mi. second half
Shiggy Level: Pretty low. Do stairs count as shiggy?
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’, jortswear encouraged, minimal shiggy and maybe even some A/C. Skies out thighs out. Bring a headlamp, mug, and water bottle! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Crystal City Metro:
– Franconia-Springfield 12:25
– Largo Town Center (Blue) 11:47
– Huntington 12:05
– Mt Vernon 11:38
On After: Freddies!
Specials: KARAOKE! Please tip the VJ!!!
Upcoming Events!
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