Tired of Semen on the Pew’s shiggy? Well here’s a little downtown action for you. And it’s about time we got to know Just Yvette a little better; she’s fast approaching 17 runs without a name!
DC Full Moon with Charm City is Saturday, 9/26 starting at 7pm from Fish Head Cantina in Baltimore. Hash Cash is $11, expect shiggy!
Join the EWH3 Discord channel! Chat with your hash friends and other EWH3 members, plus find all the trail information in one place. Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering, https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for available dates.
HARES! Are you ready to help someone hare a trail or even make your own? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com to learn more. See the EWH3 Hareline for open slots.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested in help pre-scout some areas for other hares.
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Once again, Captain Turd Kind is gearing up for another pirate adventure on International Talk Like a Pirate Day! And this time it’s lucky number SEVEN! Try your luck and see what treasures await you this time!
BUT BEWARE! Turd’s recent voyages across Halmara and the Molucca Sea have unleashed an evil mystic, born of woman, a seventh son, and he in turn of a seventh son, onto this voyage. Will yer luck run dry before ye gathers the treasure needed to vanquish the mystic back to the depths from whence he came?
Find the flags, find the booty, and drink to yer merry heart’s content!
Join the EWH3 Discord channel! Chat with your hash friends and other EWH3 members, plus find all the trail information in one place. Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering, https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for available dates.
HARES! Are you ready to help someone hare a trail or even make your own? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com to learn more. See the EWH3 Hareline for open slots.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com if you are interested in help pre-scout some areas for other hares.
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailingEWH3Harerazor@gmail.com!
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Your MisManagement team is sometimes great at numbers and sometimes very much not so. Each of our two brain cells are doing their best, but at the end of the day, numbers are hard. Hopefully you haven’t been looking at the trail numbers very closely, because we haven’t either. We’re all caught up now though!
It’s not just the trail numbers we may struggle with, your alpha hare may not always be great at counting her back checks. Why is that? Well, because numbers are hard. Are you starting to get the theme yet? It’s gonna be great.
But it’s possible we should all brush up on our numbers just in case, starting here isn’t a bad idea.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 10, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: King Street Gardens Park (no marks from start, use your phones)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: King St Metro North / Cameron St
Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas & mystery hares
Trail Details: – Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 0.7 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.3 mi to Braddock Rd Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your personal items! End Metro: Braddock Rd (Blue/Yellow)
Last Trains Out:
Blue to Franconia-Springfield – 12:36 AM
Blue to Largo – 11:38 PM
Yellow to Greenbelt – 11:40 PM
Yellow to Huntington – 12:38 AM
On After*: T.J. Stone’s (608 Montgomery St)
Specials: Numbers are special.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
RED DRESS RUN is coming! Rego is live! Don’t forget to rego for BLT (Boxers, Lingerie, Toga) if you want to part the whole weekend! https://hashrego.com/events/dc-rdr
Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
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EWH3 #1547: The “Why Hasn’t Just Yvette Been Named” Trail, Thursday, September 24th, 2026, McPherson Square (Orange, Blue, and Silver Lines)
Tired of Semen on the Pew’s shiggy? Well here’s a little downtown action for you. And it’s about time we got to know Just Yvette a little better; she’s fast approaching 17 runs without a name!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45pm Thursday, September 24, 2026. Pack will be away promptly at 7:15pm don’t be late!
Where: McPherson Square; (Vermont and I St. exit) After exiting, turn around and look for Hashers in the middle of the square.
Prelube: Union Trust, 740 15th St, NW
Nearest Capital Bike Share: https://maps.app.goo.gl/6dj6UsPfRTjNGgN17
Hares: Semen on the Pew, Just Yvette
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.7 miles first half, 1.1 miles second half
– Walkers: 1 miles first half, .75 miles second half
– Shiggy: 0.69 (urban shiggy)
– Type: Trail is A to A’ (.3 miles from End to McPherson Square Metro).
Rego: $10. Sign-up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card!
Miscellaneous Crap:
Bring your own vessel, a cranium lamp, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: McPherson Square
Last Trains Out:
Blue Line (toward Franconia-Springfield): ~11:48 PM
Blue Line (toward Largo): ~12:00 AM
Orange Line (toward New Carrollton): ~11:58 PM
Orange Line (toward Vienna): ~12:12 AM
Silver Line (toward Ashburn): ~12:00 AM
Silver Line (toward Largo): ~12:02 AM
On After: Stan’s, 1029 Vermont Ave, NW
Specials: 20% off when you tell your server you are with the hash; their mixed drinks are legendary.
On Afters are unofficial hash-adjacent events. Please use your best adult judgement when deciding on your level of participation.
Upcoming Events and Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
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EWH3 #1546: The 7th Anal International Talk Like a Pirate Day Trail, Thursday, September 17th, 2026, Virginia Square-GMU (Orange, Silver)
YAAAAARGH, AHOY AND AVAST YA FILTHY LANDLUBBERS!
Once again, Captain Turd Kind is gearing up for another pirate adventure on International Talk Like a Pirate Day! And this time it’s lucky number SEVEN! Try your luck and see what treasures await you this time!
BUT BEWARE! Turd’s recent voyages across Halmara and the Molucca Sea have unleashed an evil mystic, born of woman, a seventh son, and he in turn of a seventh son, onto this voyage. Will yer luck run dry before ye gathers the treasure needed to vanquish the mystic back to the depths from whence he came?
Find the flags, find the booty, and drink to yer merry heart’s content!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45pm Thursday, September 17th, 2026. Pack will be away promptly at 7:15pm don’t be late!
Where: Virginia Square-GMU Metro
Prelube: Quincy Hall
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Virginia Square Metro / Monroe St & 9th St N
Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind and Friends
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.9 miles first half,1.8 miles second half
– Walkers: 1.1 miles first half, 1.0 miles second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
– Type: Trail is A to A (0.25 miles from End to Virginia Square-GMU Metro).
Rego: $10. Sign-up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card!
Miscellaneous Crap:
Bring your own vessel, a cranium lamp, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Virginia Square-GMU
Last Trains Out:
– Orange, New Carrollton: 11:47pm
– Orange, Vienna: 12:23am
– Silver, Ashburn: 12:09am
– Silver, Largo: 11:51pm
On After: Spider Kelly’s
Specials: You’re special
On Afters are unofficial hash-adjacent events. Please use your best adult judgement when deciding on your level of participation.
Upcoming Events and Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
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EWH3 #1545: The “Numbers are Hard” Trail, September 10, 2026, King Street (Blue/Yellow)
Prelube: Joe Theismann’s Restaurant
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Your MisManagement team is sometimes great at numbers and sometimes very much not so. Each of our two brain cells are doing their best, but at the end of the day, numbers are hard. Hopefully you haven’t been looking at the trail numbers very closely, because we haven’t either. We’re all caught up now though!
It’s not just the trail numbers we may struggle with, your alpha hare may not always be great at counting her back checks. Why is that? Well, because numbers are hard. Are you starting to get the theme yet? It’s gonna be great.
But it’s possible we should all brush up on our numbers just in case, starting here isn’t a bad idea.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 10, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: King Street Gardens Park (no marks from start, use your phones)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: King St Metro North / Cameron St
Hares: Ha-Cum-On My Tatas & mystery hares
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 0.7 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.3 mi to Braddock Rd Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your personal items!
End Metro: Braddock Rd (Blue/Yellow)
Last Trains Out:
Blue to Franconia-Springfield – 12:36 AM
Blue to Largo – 11:38 PM
Yellow to Greenbelt – 11:40 PM
Yellow to Huntington – 12:38 AM
On After*: T.J. Stone’s (608 Montgomery St)
Specials: Numbers are special.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!