Have an awesome hat in the back of your closet you never get to wear? Grab your cowboy hats, derby hats, warrior helmets, antennae, or colanders and come wear them proudly in Best Hyattsville.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 17th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: West Hyattsville – follow marks to start!
Hares: Pooples Mountain Majesty, Megan’s Law, Kooter Kunte, When the Ball Drops, Special Head Kid
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Some shiggy and PI. You may want shiggy socks and dry shoes. Walkers trail is stroller and dog friendly. Runners trail is tough dogs only. . It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of West Hyattsville:
Towards Branch Avenue – 11:11 PM
Towards Green Belt – 12:05 AM
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Were you picked last for the quidditch team due to your “potions” problem? Were you more into quaffing than quaffles? Is your ability to dash the Butterbeer Mile memorialized on the wall of The Leaky Cauldron? Has your firewhisky flask burned holes in all of your robes?
Have we got the trail for you! Your animagus-hares were too inebriated to recall all of the events in the TriWizard Tournament, so we made do with accio-ing a bunch of bottles out of the Room of Requirement and scattering beverages throughout the Land of Brooks. They have been charmed to look like quidditch supplies, because we are fucking wizards.
You’ll have to do without a Marauder’s Map, but there will be kindly spirits (BOOZE) about to help you on your way.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 10th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Brookland Metro, Red line – follow marks to start!
Hares: Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Vaginal Countdown, Goldman Ballsachs, Rosetta Bone, Geriatric Mandering, Special Guest SNITCH.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. There will be light PI in the Forbidden Forrest. It might be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp (LUMOS) & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Brookland:
Shady Grove- 10:50 PM
Glenmont – 11PM
On After:
San Antonio Bar and Grill
3908 12th St. NE
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 3rd, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Eastern Market Metro – follow marks to start!
Hares: Trim Shady, Uno Did Tres Liftoff, Deathly Swallows, & Please Step Away From The Whores.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Dog-friendly, City Trail. It should a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Eastern Market or Navy Yard (Both are exactly 0.8 miles from the end Bar):
Navy Yard (Green Line)
Branch Ave11:48 PM
Greenbelt11:22 PM
Eastern Market
Franconia-Springfield 11:17 PM
Largo Town Center11:38 PM
New Carrollton11:48 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU11:23 PM
Wiehle-Reston East11:10 PM
EWH3 #1067: The Silly Hat Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 17th – West Hyattsville (Green Line)
For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected].
Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here!
Have an awesome hat in the back of your closet you never get to wear? Grab your cowboy hats, derby hats, warrior helmets, antennae, or colanders and come wear them proudly in Best Hyattsville.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 17th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: West Hyattsville – follow marks to start!
Hares: Pooples Mountain Majesty, Megan’s Law, Kooter Kunte, When the Ball Drops, Special Head Kid
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Some shiggy and PI. You may want shiggy socks and dry shoes. Walkers trail is stroller and dog friendly. Runners trail is tough dogs only. . It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of West Hyattsville:
Towards Branch Avenue – 11:11 PM
Towards Green Belt – 12:05 AM
On After:
Lee’s
2903 Hamilton St.
Hyattsville, MD
Specials:
Karaoke! $3.50 domestic beer! $5.50 mixed drinks! Karaoke!
EWH3 #1066: The Snatch-a-Snitch Quidditch Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 10th – Brookland (Red Line)
For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected].
Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here!
We solemnly swear we are up to no good!
Were you picked last for the quidditch team due to your “potions” problem? Were you more into quaffing than quaffles? Is your ability to dash the Butterbeer Mile memorialized on the wall of The Leaky Cauldron? Has your firewhisky flask burned holes in all of your robes?
Have we got the trail for you! Your animagus-hares were too inebriated to recall all of the events in the TriWizard Tournament, so we made do with accio-ing a bunch of bottles out of the Room of Requirement and scattering beverages throughout the Land of Brooks. They have been charmed to look like quidditch supplies, because we are fucking wizards.
You’ll have to do without a Marauder’s Map, but there will be kindly spirits (BOOZE) about to help you on your way.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 10th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Brookland Metro, Red line – follow marks to start!
Hares: Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Vaginal Countdown, Goldman Ballsachs, Rosetta Bone, Geriatric Mandering, Special Guest SNITCH.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. There will be light PI in the Forbidden Forrest. It might be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp (LUMOS) & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Brookland:
Shady Grove- 10:50 PM
Glenmont – 11PM
On After:
San Antonio Bar and Grill
3908 12th St. NE
Specials:
You’re special. [TBD]
On-Mischief Managed-On!
EWH3 #1065: The May Babies Birthday Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 3rd – Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver)
For general questions on hashing, email us questions at [email protected].
Want the trail announcement emailed to you? Sign up for the trail announcement listserve here!
Cum Celebrate Our Birthdays!!!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday May 3rd, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Eastern Market Metro – follow marks to start!
Hares: Trim Shady, Uno Did Tres Liftoff, Deathly Swallows, & Please Step Away From The Whores.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Dog-friendly, City Trail. It should a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Eastern Market or Navy Yard (Both are exactly 0.8 miles from the end Bar):
Navy Yard (Green Line)
Branch Ave11:48 PM
Greenbelt11:22 PM
Eastern Market
Franconia-Springfield 11:17 PM
Largo Town Center11:38 PM
New Carrollton11:48 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU11:23 PM
Wiehle-Reston East11:10 PM
On After:
The Brig
1007 8th St. SE
Specials: You’re Special!