On Thursday May 13, the CDC released updated guidance for fully vaccinated individuals. On Monday May 17, the DC Mayor’s office responded by updating local regulations. As always, Everyday is Wednesday considers the safety and well-being of our community a priority, trusting in the most up-to-date guidance from experts to guide this endeavor. As such, we are happy to announce updated policies, effective immediately. Please review these policies prior to registering for trail.
EWH3 #1239 The Beer is Near Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 3rd – Potomac Ave (Orange, Silver, Blue)
As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.
For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide. Information on vaccines in DC can be found here.
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Circle circle dot dot, now you have a cootie shot.
X X, Square square, now you have it everywhere…
Let’s set some personal best records (PBRs!) and revel in the outdoors together.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 50 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 3, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Potomac Ave Metro Station
D’erections: Exit the Potomac Ave metro stop and look for chalk marks or a strange crowd of rainbow and shiggy sock wearing weirdos.
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Pennsylvania Ave SE and Potomac Ave SE
Hares: Lorena Hobbit, Special Red and Roll Over, B
Trail Details:
Runners: 1.79 mi first half / 1.43 second half
Shiggy level 2.69, dog friendly
Walkers: 1.01 mi. first half / 0.99 second half
Shiggy level 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Lamps or flashlights are not a terrible idea. Trail is A to A’. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Bring your vessel. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Last Transportation:
– Largo Town Center (Silver) 11:19 PM
– New Carrollton (Orange) 11:20 PM
– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange) 10:51 PM
– Wiehle-Reston East (Silver) 10:49 PM
– Buses 11:28 PM +/-
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EWH3 Hash Trash #1238: Break Yourself Part 2: Electric Shigaloo Trail
When: Thursday, May 27th, 2020
Where: Van Ness/UDC (Red Line)
Hares: Chale Why?, 9021-Ho, GPS, and Mouthful of Clam
Virgins: None
Visitors: None
Long-Time No See Ums: None
On-After: None, because COVID
Buckle up, butternuts, because this trail got dicey. Between the hills, the bushwacking, the rivers, and the cicadas, this trail was a DOOZY! Luckily, only two people got lost before end circle – not bad for a trail that GPS was involved in creating!
Oh man, it is SO good to be running a trail without a mask on! This was my first time running without a mask in over a year. It’s been so long that I forgot what it was like running without sweating so much it feels like I’m water boarding myself! My face was so dry that it was the first run in a year where I was not constantly thinking about cunnilingus.
Pause: I just can’t get over how good this trail felt, despite how rough this trail was. I haven’t enjoyed raw dogging air this much since I was eight years old and I lost my virginity to an inflatable raft in the pool!
Holy shitballs, I was SO psyched for this trail. Just like the cicadas, I came to do two things: scream and fuck!
On-But My Legs Still Got Pretty Thrashed-On
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
EWH3 #1238 BREAK YOURSELF PART TWO: ECLECTIC SHIGALOO – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 27th – Van Ness-UDC (Red)
As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.
For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide and stay tuned for updates. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine
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After last week’s shiggy-licious trail, are you ready to take a break from the shiggy? Well I got bad news for you. Imagine last week’s trail but hared by crazy people.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 27, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Van Ness-UDC
D’erections: Exit the Van Ness-UDC metro stop and walk north on Connecticut Avenue to Albemarle St. Start is right around the SE corner of that intersection.
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Connecticut Avenue and Tilden Street, NW
Hares: Chale Why?, 9021-Ho, GPS, and Mouthful of Clam
Trail Details:
Runners: 2.4 mi first half / 2.2 second half
– Shiggy level 4.69+, not dog friendly
Walkers: 1.3 mi. first half / 1.3 second half
– Shiggy level 2.69
Miscellaneous Crap: BRING YOUR CRANIUM LAMPS!!! Trail is A to A’. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Last Trains:
– Glenmont 10:52 PM
– Shady Grove 11:18 PM
Give Back to the Hash!
COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
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