Thursday is the 4th of July, but it’s still a hashing day! So don your most patriotic outfits, cum out to Anacostia and join as we romp through and past some of DC’s best and least know historic sites in our never ending quest to run to great lengths for beer.
When: THIS IS DIFFERENT THIS WEEK. PLEASE NOTE THE EARLIER TIME: July 4th, Circle up 4:45, pack away 5:15 PM
Where: Green Line, Anacostia Metro, Howard Road SE Exit, follow marks to start!
Hares: Special Head Kid, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Red Dong, La Gingeracha, Little Zombie Munch Punch, and Jigglytits
How Far: Runner’s 1st & 2nd Half: Roughly 2 miles each Walker’s 1st half: slightly less than a mile Walker’s 2nd Half: slightly more than a mile
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Shiggy Factor on 1(pavement) to 5 (cliffs and thorns) scale: Hare’s couldn’t quite agree whether it was 3 or 4, so I’m listing it as a 3.5. PI was seen, so wear your shiggy socks. AND BRING SOME $#%@! BUGSPRAY!! Pack smart, bring your mug and headlamp, should be a nice night.
Last trains out of Anacostia: To Branch Ave: 11:51 PM To Greenbelt: 11:19 PM
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Greetings wankers! Some long time ago, maybe even in the Summer of 1969, a baby was dropped into the world who would one day become one of EWH3’s Top 10 Most Prolific Hashers of all Time. Yay! So come on out to Takoma and celebrate a Hashy Birthday to Shamrock Your Cock as she makes another boozey lap around the sun.
When: Thursday, June 27th, 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!
Where: Takoma – follow marks to start!
Hares: Cum Dumpling, Coxxx on Demand, Infidelatio, Issues & Tissues, You Can’t Handle the Poop, And maybe more.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.2 miles long Walkers’ is half(ish) of that
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Dog friendly, stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun. AND BRING YOUR OWN DAMN BUG SPRAY!! Please.
Last trains out of Takoma Red Line to Glenmount: 11:55 PM Red Line to Shady Grove: 11:15 PM
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Dun-dun. Dun-dun. Dun-dun. In honor of the 44 th anniversary of the release of Jaws, mako your way over to PCity for the SHARKBAIT (Ooh-ha-ha) Trail. Come dressed as your favorite shark or bait… just not jailbait. Shout outs to some of our favorite sharks… Left Shark, Baby Shark, and Land Shark. Do what the lifeguards tell you- if you can find them. Sharks make them run for the hill(s). Sea you soon, chums!
When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!
Where: Pentagon City Metro – Start at Pentagon Row Park (Ice Rink in winter) – follow marks from metro to start!
Hares: Seizure’s Phallus, Special Head Kid, Mourning Wood, #squadholes
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Both trails are dog-friendly; walkers’ trail is stroller friendly. No PI. It should be a killer night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun and remember fish are friends, not food.
How Far: Runners trail will be approximately 5 miles long (about 2.5 miles first half and 2.5 miles second half). Walker’s trail is approximately half the distance of the runner’s trail.
Last trains out of Crystal City: Blue line to Franconia – Springfield: 11:55PMYellow Line to Huntington: 11:37 PMBlue Line to Largo Town Center: 11:17 PMYellow Line to Greenbelt: 11:05 PM
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EWH3 #1133: The Super Big Explosions Booming Patriotic 4th of July Trail, 07/04/19 (duh), 4:45 PM – Anacostia Metro, Green Line
Thursday is the 4th of July, but it’s still a hashing day! So don your most patriotic outfits, cum out to Anacostia and join as we romp through and past some of DC’s best and least know historic sites in our never ending quest to run to great lengths for beer.
When: THIS IS DIFFERENT THIS WEEK. PLEASE NOTE THE EARLIER TIME: July 4th, Circle up 4:45, pack away 5:15 PM
Where: Green Line, Anacostia Metro, Howard Road SE Exit, follow marks to start!
Hares: Special Head Kid, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Red Dong, La Gingeracha, Little Zombie Munch Punch, and Jigglytits
How Far:
Runner’s 1st & 2nd Half: Roughly 2 miles each
Walker’s 1st half: slightly less than a mile
Walker’s 2nd Half: slightly more than a mile
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Shiggy Factor on 1(pavement) to 5 (cliffs and thorns) scale: Hare’s couldn’t quite agree whether it was 3 or 4, so I’m listing it as a 3.5. PI was seen, so wear your shiggy socks. AND BRING SOME $#%@! BUGSPRAY!! Pack smart, bring your mug and headlamp, should be a nice night.
Last trains out of Anacostia:
To Branch Ave: 11:51 PM
To Greenbelt: 11:19 PM
On After: Bardo
Specials: There will be fireworks!
EWH3 #1132, The Summer of ’69 Trail! – June 27th, 2019 – Takoma, Red Line
Greetings wankers! Some long time ago, maybe even in the Summer of 1969, a baby was dropped into the world who would one day become one of EWH3’s Top 10 Most Prolific Hashers of all Time. Yay! So come on out to Takoma and celebrate a Hashy Birthday to Shamrock Your Cock as she makes another boozey lap around the sun.
When: Thursday, June 27th, 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!
Where: Takoma – follow marks to start!
Hares: Cum Dumpling, Coxxx on Demand, Infidelatio, Issues & Tissues, You Can’t Handle the Poop, And maybe more.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.2 miles long
Walkers’ is half(ish) of that
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Dog friendly, stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun. AND BRING YOUR OWN DAMN BUG SPRAY!! Please.
Last trains out of Takoma
Red Line to Glenmount: 11:55 PM
Red Line to Shady Grove: 11:15 PM
On After: Olive Lounge
Specials: $13 pitchers
EWH3 #1131, The SHARKBAIT Trail! – June 20, 2019, Pentagon City Metro (Yellow + Blue Lines)
Dun-dun. Dun-dun. Dun-dun.
In honor of the 44 th anniversary of the release of Jaws, mako your way over to PCity for the SHARKBAIT (Ooh-ha-ha) Trail. Come dressed as your favorite shark or bait… just not jailbait. Shout outs to some of our favorite sharks… Left Shark, Baby Shark, and Land Shark. Do what the lifeguards tell you- if you can find them. Sharks make them run for the hill(s).
Sea you soon, chums!
When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!
Where: Pentagon City Metro – Start at Pentagon Row Park (Ice Rink in winter) – follow marks from metro to start!
Hares: Seizure’s Phallus, Special Head Kid, Mourning Wood, #squadholes
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Both trails are dog-friendly; walkers’ trail is stroller friendly. No PI. It should be a killer night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun and remember fish are friends, not food.
How Far: Runners trail will be approximately 5 miles long (about 2.5 miles first half and 2.5 miles second half). Walker’s trail is approximately half the distance of the runner’s trail.
Last trains out of Crystal City:
Blue line to Franconia – Springfield: 11:55PMYellow Line to Huntington: 11:37 PMBlue Line to Largo Town Center: 11:17 PMYellow Line to Greenbelt: 11:05 PM
On After:Freddie’s Beach Bar
Specials: KARAOKE!!!!!!