On Thursday May 13, the CDC released updated guidance for fully vaccinated individuals. On Monday May 17, the DC Mayor’s office responded by updating local regulations. As always, Everyday is Wednesday considers the safety and well-being of our community a priority, trusting in the most up-to-date guidance from experts to guide this endeavor. As such, we are happy to announce updated policies, effective immediately. Please review these policies prior to registering for trail.
EWH3 #1270: The Revolutionary Resolutions Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, [Date] – Union Station (Red Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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It’s been a long year, so let’s gather for a short trail.
Note: Due to the holiday, this is NOT a standard trail. Similar to Thanksgiving, you’ll be lucky to burn off a glass of champagne. You MUST bring your ID. Cash is highly recommended if you’d like a drink at beer check or to tip your bartenders. There will be NO bag van OR runners option (you can always run to start).
Bring your A-game as we celebrate the resolutions that have cum and gone. Didn’t meet yours? No worries, we’ll have plenty of opportunities to cash in before the new year.
A guide to achieving some of the Top 50 New Year’s Resolutions:
– PR the hash – This walkers-route only trail is less than a mile long. A brisk power walk will help you meet this super attainable goal.
– Be more generous – Don’t be a Scrooge! Buy a shot for one of the hares at our pay-your-own beer check.
– Support more local businesses – Thanks to the provided end-circle keg and dinner, you can over-tip your bar staff (the ones who really keep this city moving)!
– Volunteer more/Give back to the community – Everyday is Wednesday needs more martyrs like yourself. Sign up to hare or brew crew while you rego.
– Lose weight – Oh, hush! You’re beautiful just the way you are!
– Quit smoking – We’ll be inside for most of this trail, so no smoking allowed!
– Save more money – Beer AND dinner are both included in the cost of your rego. Take that extra moolah and… buy a Bitcoin or something.
– Be more outgoing – There will be plenty of opportunities for violations. Step out of your comfort zone and speak up!
– Unplug from social media – Hey, no tech on trail.
– Stop Procrastinating – Rego right now!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 20, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Union Station
Nearest Capital Bike Share: East side of Union Station
Hares: Poon-apple Juice, They Blow Up So Fast, Just Alex, Maybe A Mystery Hare!
Trail Details:
– Walkers Option ONLY: 0.35 mi. first half / 0.49 mi. second half
Shiggy Level: Zero. This is a glorified miniature pub crawl.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.6 miles to the metro) and is a non-traditional trail. Bring your ID, money for beer check, a mask for entering/exiting bars, and (just the) tip! Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
Schedule of Events:
7:00 – Circle Up at Union Station
7:15 – On Out!
7:30 – Choose-your-own-adventure Beer Check (ID required) – Bring an ID for this buy-your-own drink stop. Select from a variety of beverage options, including $4 Miller Lites and ciders!
8:30 – All Inclusive* End Circle – Hash favorite Hamilton’s is closed for the season, but they are opening JUST FOR US! We will provide beer and pizza (seltzer for the glutards**), as well as both indoor and heated outdoor space. The bartender is only working because we’ll be there, so be sure to tell them how awesome they are and tip well!
??? – They’ll probably kick us out at some point, but let’s party until they do!
* Limited options, while supplies last
** You MUST rego 24 hours before the event to guarantee you are included in the glutard count. Please be considerate and only select this option if you have a true gluten allergy.
Last trains out of Union Station (Red Line):
– Glenmont: 12:12 AM
– Shady Grove: 11:58 PM
On-After: Hamilton’s Bar & Grill with Hash-sponsored beer and pizza until the keg runs out. Note: The kitchen will be CLOSED!
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EWH3 #1269: It’s Almost Christmas Trail (or The Hash before Christmas)! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 23, 2021 – Greenbelt Metro (Green/Yellow Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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It’s the hash before Christmas, and all through the world, not a hasher was drinking, not even a sip.
So come out to the hash on December 23rd to drink your fill with your best friends!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 23, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Greenbelt Metro station. After passing through the pay stations, turn right toward the MARC station, down the tunnel, and follow marks out the back of the station to Hollywood Park.
Nearest Capital Bike Share: a mile away…
Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Ready Player None, Just Brittany, and General Tso’s Dicken.
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.5 mi. first half / 1.2 mi. second half
– Walkers: .6 mi. first half / .4 mi. second half
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (.5 miles to metro)]. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
End Metro: Greenbelt
Last Trains Out:
– Branch Ave (Green): 11:25 PM
– Huntington (Yellow): 11:28 PM
On After: PSA’s backyard (5201 Edgewood Rd, College Park, MD 20740)
Specials: Fire pit and hot tub will be open!
Upcoming Events!
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EWH3 #1268: The Festivus Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 16 – Tenleytown-AU (Red Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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Your hares have a grievance! It has been way too long since we’ve been to Tenleytown. But this week we are going to fix that. And as long as we’re airing grievances, let’s make it a Festivus trail.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 16, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Tenleytown-AU, east side of Wisconsin Ave, marks to start (Wisconsin Ave NW and Fort Drive NW)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Wisconsin Ave and Albemarle St NW
Hares: A Midsemester Night’s Cream, Unobtanium, Mouthful of Clam, and a Mystery Hare!
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.7 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.8 mi first half / 1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: None for walkers, short rough patches for runners
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Tenleytown-AU
Last Trains Out:
– Glenmont (Red): 11:49
– Twinbrook (Red): 12:21
On After: Guapo’s
– Heads up, we don’t get the second floor as usual, but we do still get Guapo’s!
Upcoming Events!
Give Back to the Hash!
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