Hey, look at me Morty, I turned myself into a trail announcement. What up, my glip-glops? It’s time for the Rick and Morty trail you’ve always wanted but never had. Flip the pickle Morties, it’s time to get schwifty. Wear anything from a different reality or whatever you want, nothing you think matters actually matters. So come out and get riggety-riggety wrecked son! 

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When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!

Where: Rosslyn Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: #Squadholes, Tik Tok it’s Dik O’Clock, Heaven’s Gape and Quid Pro Blow

Trail length:
Runners: 1.9mi first half, 1.7mi second half
Walkers: 0.9mi first half, 0.75mi second half

Theme: Rick and Morty

Miscellaneous crap: Trail is A to A with a couple Rick vs Jerry splits (don’t be a Jerry, Jerry), a few Kennedy Sex Tunnels, two Meeseeks, and 0.69 shiggy. It’s obviously going to be cold and dark- tough titties- so bundle up and bring a headlamp + mug. Don’t forget to use your brain and have fun. 

Last trains out of Rosslyn:
Blue: Franconia-Springfield 11:47 PM, Largo Town Center 11:25 PM
Silver: Wiesel-Reston East 11:30 PM, Largo Town Center 11:12 PM
Orange: New Carrollton 11:14 PM, Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:45 PM

On After: Continental

Specials: Schezuan Sauce

P.S. Wubba lubba dub dub.

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Remember that great rave back in Nov 2016? Or what about that one in Nov 2017? Missed it, don’t remember it, weren’t there? Don’t worry, we got the perfect excuse to dust off those unused glow sticks! Come on out for this bass dropping, tremble shaking glow trail and help celebrate Twater Boarding and Atari 6900!s’ birthdays! Trail will have all your favorite old school electronic beats. Like this one! And don’t forget Karaoke at the on-after…

When: 6:45 PM, Nov 14th. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Pentagon City Station and walk to Champs for Prelewb and start, 1100 S Hayes St, Arlington, VA 22202.

Hares: Atari 6900, Twater Boarding, Shart Sharts, Chicks Ahoy, Goldman Ballsach, Bow Chica

Trail Length: 
Runners total trail: 1st is 1.58 mi, 2nd is 1.9 mi
Walker’s total trail: 1st is 1 mi, 2nd is 1 mil

Theme: Suggested themes include: Rave Kitty, Sandstorm, chocolate milk rave, but please, no goth Christmas ravers!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. There may or may not be glow sticks. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of [On-In Metro]:
Franconia-Springfield 11:53 PM
Greenbelt 11:07 PM
Huntington 11:35 PM
Largo Town Center 11:19 PM

On After: Freddies’

Specials: Karaoke – Tip your DJ, Leave Bags at the Door!

I. Situation

244th Birthday of the United States Marine Corps, 35th Birthday of La Gingeracha, and a remarkable new addition to the illustrious lore of our beloved Corps: Elizabeth Warren apparently fucked a 24-year-old Marine so hard she broke him. Don’t believe us? It’s true: https://youtu.be/SoRc298lahI?t=136 and https://www.thecut.com/2019/10/jacob-wohl-smear-attempt-just-makes-elizabeth-warren-seem-cool.html

II. Mission

Drink and be merry in honor of our beloved Corps.

III. Execution

When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 7th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Rosslyn Station – follow marks to start at the Iwo Jima Memorial

Hares: Downward-Facing Doggy Style, Shart Sharts, Sphincter Shy, Camo Sutra, La Gingeracha, General’s Farm Animal, and mystery hares!

IV. Administration/Logistics

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Some shiggy/PI potential for runners. Walkers’ trail is dog and stroller friendly, runners’ is not.

It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring lumination & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 9 clicks (5.5 mi) long (about 3.5 mi for the first half and 2 mi for the second half). Walkers’ trail will be approximately 5 clicks (3.1 mi) long.

Last trains out of Rosslyn:
Orange Line Franconia-Springfield 11:47 PM
Blue Line Largo Town Center 11:25 PM
Silver Line Largo Town Center 11:12 PM
Orange Line New Carrollton 11:14 PM
Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:45 PM
Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 11:30 PM

Last trains out of Foggy Bottom:
Orange Line Franconia-Springfield 11:34 PM
Blue Line Largo Town Center 11:28 PM
Silver Line Largo Town Center 11:15 PM
Orange Line New Carrollton 11:17 PM
Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:42 PM
Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 11:27 PM

On After: Church Hall

$4 Narragansetts
$5 Truly Cocktails
$5 Sam Seasonal
$6 Nachos (Kitchen closes at 11 pm)

V. Command/Signal