Did you face this week with dread, seeing the schmaltzy Hallmark holiday as the world laughing at the emptiness of your love life?  Were you able to get through it only by telling yourself that reality is a veil, a fiction built on the back of perceptions packaged by our senses, which are themselves infinitely fallible, that nothing therefore is truly knowable and everything is meaningless?  Well, February 15 means you don’t have to think about it again for a year.  And as a reward, all of the Valentine’s Day candy is now on clearance! Join your hares and drown your weltschmerz with beer!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 15, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Cleveland Park Metro (Red Line), follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Connecticut Ave. NW and Macomb St. NW

Hares: Head Injury, Sexually Anxious Disease, These Are The Tits You’re Looking For, and maybe a Mystery Hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.1 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.9 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.4 mi to Cleveland Park Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, some conversation hearts to share, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Cleveland Park

Last Trains Out:

Red Line – Shady Grove: 12:15pm

Red Line – Glenmont: 11:55pm

On After: Nanny O’Brien’s

Specials: You are special

Now with updated information, including a NEW START LOCATION.

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YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD (link here).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 8, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 3rd & D St SE

Hares: Finger Dicken Good, Whoregon Trail, Geriatric Mandering, I’m Tho Thor, and Red Vag of Courage, Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.8 mi. first half / 1.5 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half

– Shiggy: .69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a kite (optional). Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Potomac Ave

Last Trains Out:

Ashburn (Silver) 11:49

Downtown Largo (Silver) 12:14

Downtown Largo (Blue) 12:18

Franconia-Springfield (Blue) 11:42

New Carrollton (Orange) 12:12

Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange) 11:51 PM

On After*: Trusty’s

Specials: It’s Trusty’s

On – On

Poon-apple Juice
EWH3 Harerazor

Get in loser, we’re going hashing!

In honor of the Queen (Renee Rapp DUH) absolutely stealing the show as Regina George in Mean Girls ✨the musical✨we have put together the groolest trail of the year. We’re Everyday is Wednesday, so that means even on Thursdays we wear PINK! Or your favorite sexy animal costume…or Santa suit? (Maybe put on a lil Jingle Bell Rock number??) How much beer will be consumed tonight? THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST! Rego and make fetch happen. 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD: hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1396.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 1, 2024 Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: NoMa/Gallaudet U Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 1st and M Street NE

Hares: Just Emily, Atari 6900, The Cumburglar, Burlington Ho Factory, Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2.5 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.66 mi first half / 1.7 mi. second half

– Shiggy: .69


Miscellaneous Crap:
Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro:
NoMa/Gallaudet U (Red Line) – Florida Ave/N St Exit

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont- 12:14 AM

Shady Grove- 11:56 PM

On After*: Last Call