EWH3 #621: Woodley Park/Adams Morgan Trail – Thursday, December 9, 2010
Where: Woodley Park/Adams Morgan Metro — Red Line. Follow marks to the start and look for cold wankers.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, December 9, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Yule Log, Rear Protein Injection, Miss Me Gag Me, 1 if by man, 2 if by she.
Misc: A to A’. Runners’ trail is NOT dog friendly (sorry, no Fido on this trail). Bring a headlamp and dry shoes. And don’t forget your parka, mittens, ski mask, (f)Uggs, and whatever else yall put in those gigantic winter hash bags of yours.
OnOnOn: The Blagaurd 2003 18th St. NW (Between California & U St.) Washington, DC 20009 (202) 232-9005
EWH3 #619: (Wild) Turkey Day Trail – Thursday, November 25, 2010
Where: Rosslyn Metro — Blue/ Orange Line. The Continental Parking structure at 1911 Fort Myer Dr, Arlington, VA 22209. There may or may not be marks to follow due to the early time of day and/ or sobriety of the hares.
When: 11:00 AM, Thursday, November 25, 2010. Pack “away” at 11:05ish.
Hares: PSA, Purple People Eater, Areola Borealis, Saskatchewsnatch, or any other of our Naughty Neighbors to the North who celebrated their crazy Thanksgiving last month.
Misc: A (Yep, just A. If you chose to wander around that is up to you). Dog friendly as long as the dog doesn’t bite PPE again. This hash is at 11AM so bring a headlamp only if you get scared on the metro. Maybe bring warm, dry clothes in case of rain.
OnOnOn: None. Its Thanksgiving so most everything is closed. See below for potential openings later in the day.
EWH3 #618: Beer Fairy Memorial Trail – Thursday, November 18, 2010
Where: East Falls Church Metro — Orange Line. Metro out farther than you ever want to go on the orange line, avoid orange girls, follow marks to start and look for a bunch of fairies standing around (good thing we’re not starting in Dupont…)
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, November 18, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Fairy Hares: Dildo Fairy, Butt Fairy and Fairy Phkr…also known as Dildo Shaggins, Everything Butt and Chkn Phkr
Misc: A to A’. Dog friendly. Bring headlamp and dry shoes, runners especially will want dry shoes. Also, please note that the metro is a mile away from the OnOnOn, so be prepared to leave in time to catch last train…or wander around suburbia looking for a cab. Also, for those of you who don’t know about Beer Fairy, this trail is a tribute to him. If you feel so inclined to dawn some wings/wigs/embrace your inner fairy, do it! Or just play around in one of the many playgrounds we’ll be running thru…because I know I will.
OnOnOn: Ireland’s Four Provinces 105 W Broad St Falls Church, VA 22046-4236 (703) 534-8999