EWH3 #615: Twinkle’s Halloween Hash Bash: Anything But Clothes – Thursday, October 28, 2010 
 
Where: Chinatown Metro — Red/Yellow/Green Lines. H Street Exit. Follow marks to the start and try not to get arrested for indecent exposure.  
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, October 28, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Compost Pile, Pee on Your Colada, 6 Pigs in a Blanket, Just Paul, and Shamrock your Cock
 
Misc: A to B. Dog-friendly, but only if they’re not wearing clothes.
 
A note from your hares: That’s right – you read that title correctly. No clothes allowed this week. Anything but. Cover up your dangly parts with something else. Bust out those furs, sandwich boards, or strategically placed stuffed animals (puppies covering puppies?) and get as creative as you want. Or if you can’t find pool floaties, a flag, or caution tape, grab some garbage bags, towels, or plastic wrap – hell, reuse last week’s toga if you need to, just wash it first. Your bravery will be rewarded; the number of hares is directly correlated with the number of shots…We look forward to seeing you without your clothes on.

OnOnOn:
Kelly’s Irish Times
14 F St NW
Washington, DC 20001-1525
(202) 543-5433
www.kellysirishtimesdc.com
 
Specials: $3 bud drafts and $4 rail drinks.   
 
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 
1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.
 
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EWH3 #614: FABuLOUS Toga Trail – Thursday, October 21, 2010

Where: Pentagon City Metro — Blue and Yellow Lines. Tie up your favorite toga, metro to Pentagon City and look for wankers standing around being stared at and/or follow marks to start. 
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, October 21, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares:  Haystack, Just Chris G, and Just Peter M

Misc: A to B. Dog Friendly (yes, ladies and gents…there are NO TUNNELS on this trail, I’ve been promised). Along with your fanciest toga, make to wear a headlamp…it’s a fabUlous accessory. Oh and maybe bring some warm clothes for circle, or a flannel toga sheet. Either way.
  
OnOnOn:
Freddie’s Beach Bar and Karoake Palace of Wonder
555 23rd Street S
Arlington, VA
(703) 685-0555
www.freddiesbeachbar.com
 
Specials: It’s Freddie’s in togas, that’s pretty special enough.
 
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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 
1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.

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Takoma Park – Hippie Trail

 

Virgins – Just Monica, John, Emily, Cara, Christina, Ian, Chris

 

Visitors – Granny Panties (Boston), Grouper Trouper (Crystal Coast)

 

The pack circled up outside the Takoma Park metro for what was sure would be nice relaxing trail full of rainbows and flowers. We were off through the small downtown area of Takoma Park and quickly entered the suburban streets of Maryland that were full of twists, turns, and checks that quickly managed to get the pack thoroughly turned around. It appears that the hares had inhaled too many incense and forgot to lay the rest of the trail since at half the checks we ended up running around in circles for what seemed like miles before a hare would show up and point us in the correct direction. We eventually found the shot check. With the taste of fruit punch and the smell of sandalwood trailing after us we continued our suburban adventure until we finally managed to find the beer check…after apparently passing right by it to the delight of the hares.

 

The second half of trail was not short either but thankfully our hares took pity on us and there were no parking garage treks. We ended at the end of an ally next to what turned out to be a substance abuse recovery center or something (quitters). It seems that the smell of our delicious, delicious beer was too much for their willpower and we were asked to leave before the cops were called…or one of the “recovering” alcoholics shanked us for our beer. So off to the bar we went for tater tots and beer where we were to ADD to give out any:

 

Violations

Whiskey Business almost owned up to his name by still being to drunk from RDR to cum.

 

Just Chris’ manscaping job was distracting Wreath Around

 

Compost Pile has been itchy for weeks…dude they make a cream for that

 

While discussing hobbies Chip’N Fails said his new favorite thing was go over to a girl’s house and cum in her underwear drawer…Dial F concurred.

 

Rhinoblastme was complaining that her arm hurt from a flu shot; really it was because Just Braden wasn’t around the night before so she decided to have some solo fun, they make vibrators for a reason.

 

There seemed to be some sort of gang bang going on because all I heard was Pee On A Colada yell “you just got me so wet” followed by 1 If By Man 2 If By She saying “and I just came”

 

Hand Job mentioned how he loves doing favors for people in cars…he can be found at any Maryland Park and Ride.

 

Just Adam was complaining that Compost Pile was so tight. No wonder Compost Pile was complaining that his ass hurt.

 

Flour Power!

6 Pigs in a Blanket