Due to the COVID-19 pandemic and elevated risk of transmission EWH3 has suspended weekly trails until further notice. Our priority is the safety of our members, and EWH3 Mismanagement will reassess whether the conditions permit us to responsibly and safely run a trail upon the lifting of the Mayor’s order. Please check this page for further updates as the situation warrants.
EWH3 #611: College Park Metro Trail – Thursday, September 30, 2010
Where: College Park Metro — Green Line. Take a deep breath. Be one with being outside of DC…and follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, September 30, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Holy Tit!, Generals Farm Animal, and Looney Soccer Dad
Misc: A to A’, Dark, wet, and full of shiggy – just like your little sister. Tough dog friendly. An important albeit lengthy note from your alpha hare:
Preamble. The Hare encourages everyone to stay home as he doesn’t want to hear your bitching and moaning and crying. If I wanted to hear bitching and moaning and crying I’d still be married.
Note 1: This weeks trail is going to feature many off-road sections.
Note 2: See Note 1. These sections will not have street lights. It will be dark. Everyone (walkers and r*nners) attending will fall into two groups, those who are happy they have a working flashlight/headlamp, and those who really wish they had a working flashlight/headlamp.
Note 3: See Note 1. These sections will might not be dry. They might be wet. Okay, who am I kidding, they will be wet. Everyone (walkers and r*nners) attending will fall into two groups, those who are happy they brought dry clothes/shoes, and those who really wish they had dry clothes/shoes.
Note 4: See Notes 1, 2, & 3. This weeks shenanigans is going to feature walkers, turkey, and eagle trails.
R*nners – If you are a p*ssy do not r*n the eagle trail. If you think you are p*ssy or if your friends tell you that you are a p*ssy, do not r*n the eagle trail. If you are a big p*ssy do not r*n the turkey trail either, instead you should consider the walkers trail, it’s just right for you Goldilocks.
Walkers – You are all p*ssies and should stay home. See Preamble and Notes 1, 2, & 3.
Rinaldi’s Riverdale Bowl, aka the Riverdale Bowling Alley
6322 Kenilworth Ave
Riverdale, Maryland 20737
Specials: An actual ending spot in the middle of no where! Trust me, that’s pretty damn special. NOTE…the OnOnOn is exactly 1 mile (according to the great Google) from the Metro. Much like Georgina’s but with less sketch and more Maryland.
Last train to Branch Ave (into DC): 11:33 PM