If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695
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YAAARRR!! September 19th be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and we be honorin’ it wit’ a trail fit for you scalliwags, landlubbers, and se(a)men! Come for an evenin’ of socially distant sea shanties while antagonizing the maritime waters of DC!
Captain Turd Kind beached his boat and he needs your help! Find the parts he needs to repair his ship and you will be rewarded! There might even be trail treasure! Get ready to sail the Anacostia, take on our pirate rivals, and plunder the land! Beware the Navy and the Coast Guard, they’re out to stop this debaucherous pleasure cruise and will make you swab the poop deck if you’re not careful!
Whether ye be lookin’ for treasure or just some booty, this trail will be packed with fun!
Piracy’s a crime and crime doesn’t pay, and we go home poor at the end of the day But I’d rather live my life in rags than be chained to a desk with a wife as a hag We live each day like there’s nothing to lose, but a man has needs and the need is booze They say all the best things in life are free so give all your beer and your rum to me!
Chorus (x2):
We are here to drink your beer And steal your rum at a point of a gun Your alcohol to us will fall ‘Cause we are here to drink your beer
DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!
You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: Thursday, September 17 – Circle up at 6:45pm; on-out at 7:15pm SHARP!
D’Erections: From the Potomac Ave. station, follow the southeast-bound side of Pennsylvania Ave over the John Phillip Sousa Bridge into Anacostia. At the end of the bridge, follow the footpath to the right and down the hill. (If you walk along the northwest-bound side, it will be a longer walk to start.)
Hares: Captain Close Encounters of the Turd Kind and First Mate 9021Ho
Trail Length:
Runners: 5.0 miles (2.4 first half, 2.6 second half)
Walkers: 2.2 miles (0.9 first half, 1.3 second half)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Minor shiggy for r*nners (1.69/5), shin-high grass for walkers. Don’t bring your stroller, but tough dogs might be okay. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be safe, stay distant, bring bug spray & a cranium lamp, wash your hands. Mask and vessel required.
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If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Quid Pro Blow – (202) 556-3695
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Half birthdays are so last year. Let’s celebrate the full Monty in style in the best way we know…
Join your hares 21 Gum Salute and Bitches Give Stitches on a trail that is, at best, half-baked. They’ll bring the flour, you bring the icing.
You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: Thursday, September 10 – Circle up at 6:45pm; on-out at 7:00pm
Where: Under Key Bridge
D’Erections: 3500 Water St NW, Washington, DC 20007 — closest Metro is Rosslyn across Key bridge – follow marks to start! Capital bike share docking station very close to start at 34th & Water St NW, Washington, DC 20007
Hares: Bitches Give Stiches & 21 Gum Salute
Trail Length:
Runners First half 2 miles / Second half 1.7 miles
Walkers first half 1.3 miles / Second half 1.3 mile
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, mostly pavement pounding with stairs for everyone and a few water crossings for runners to make it interesting. Don’t bring your stroller, but tough dogs might be okay. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be safe, stay distant, bring bug spray & a some candles (or a cranium lamp), wash your hands and bring some dry shoes. Mask and vessel required.
Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!
You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.
Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!
It’s Ginger’s half birthday next week, so he pulled a trail out of his…kitchen to celebrate (as opposed to his typically intricate, well-thought out ideas)! Cum frolic on the idyllic campus of Catholic and sing Ginger the first half of “Hashy Birthday”.
You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
D’Erections: Exit right toward the bus stops/Kiss & Ride, and follow marks to start!
Hares: Ginger Snatch & 21 Gum Salute
Trail Length:
Runners First half 2.7 / Second half .8 miles
Walkers first half 1.4 / Second half .4 mile
Stroller & dog friendly
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A pavement pounder. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be safe, stay distant, bring bug spray & a cranium lamp, wash your hands! Mask & vessel required!
Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!
You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.
Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!
EWH3 #1199 – International Talk Like A Pirate Day trail! (Phase Three) – Potomac Ave (Blue/Orange/Silver)
As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/
For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695
***
YAAARRR!! September 19th be International Talk Like a Pirate Day, and we be honorin’ it wit’ a trail fit for you scalliwags, landlubbers, and se(a)men! Come for an evenin’ of socially distant sea shanties while antagonizing the maritime waters of DC!
Captain Turd Kind beached his boat and he needs your help! Find the parts he needs to repair his ship and you will be rewarded! There might even be trail treasure! Get ready to sail the Anacostia, take on our pirate rivals, and plunder the land! Beware the Navy and the Coast Guard, they’re out to stop this debaucherous pleasure cruise and will make you swab the poop deck if you’re not careful!
Whether ye be lookin’ for treasure or just some booty, this trail will be packed with fun!
Hash-Appropriate Sea Shanties
DRUNKEN HASHER (sung to the tune of Drunken Sailor)
Verse:
What shall we do with a drunken hasher
What shall we do with a drunken hasher
What shall we do with a drunken hasher
Earl-aye in the evening
Chorus:
Way, hay, the BAC it rises
Way, hay, the BAC it rises
Way, hay, the BAC it rises
Earl-aye in the evening!
Other Verses:
Put ’em in the circle and violate them (x3)…
Shave their junk with a rusty razor (x3)…
Put ’em in the beer van til their sober (x3)…
DRINK (by Alestorm)
Verse 1:
Piracy’s a crime and crime doesn’t pay, and we go home poor at the end of the day
But I’d rather live my life in rags than be chained to a desk with a wife as a hag
We live each day like there’s nothing to lose, but a man has needs and the need is booze
They say all the best things in life are free so give all your beer and your rum to me!
Chorus (x2):
We are here to drink your beer
And steal your rum at a point of a gun
Your alcohol to us will fall
‘Cause we are here to drink your beer
DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!
You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: Thursday, September 17 – Circle up at 6:45pm; on-out at 7:15pm SHARP!
Where: Pirate Ship Playground at Anacostia Park (closest metro is Potomac Ave.)
Capital Bikeshare stations nearby here.
D’Erections: From the Potomac Ave. station, follow the southeast-bound side of Pennsylvania Ave over the John Phillip Sousa Bridge into Anacostia. At the end of the bridge, follow the footpath to the right and down the hill. (If you walk along the northwest-bound side, it will be a longer walk to start.)
Hares: Captain Close Encounters of the Turd Kind and First Mate 9021Ho
Trail Length:
Runners: 5.0 miles (2.4 first half, 2.6 second half)
Walkers: 2.2 miles (0.9 first half, 1.3 second half)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Minor shiggy for r*nners (1.69/5), shin-high grass for walkers. Don’t bring your stroller, but tough dogs might be okay. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be safe, stay distant, bring bug spray & a cranium lamp, wash your hands. Mask and vessel required.
EWH3 #1198 – Let Them Eat Cake! (Phase Three) – Georgetown (Rosslyn metro: Blue/Silver/Orange)
As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/
For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Quid Pro Blow – (202) 556-3695
***
Half birthdays are so last year. Let’s celebrate the full Monty in style in the best way we know…
Join your hares 21 Gum Salute and Bitches Give Stitches on a trail that is, at best, half-baked. They’ll bring the flour, you bring the icing.
You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: Thursday, September 10 – Circle up at 6:45pm; on-out at 7:00pm
Where: Under Key Bridge
D’Erections: 3500 Water St NW, Washington, DC 20007 — closest Metro is Rosslyn across Key bridge – follow marks to start! Capital bike share docking station very close to start at 34th & Water St NW, Washington, DC 20007
Hares: Bitches Give Stiches & 21 Gum Salute
Trail Length:
Runners First half 2 miles / Second half 1.7 miles
Walkers first half 1.3 miles / Second half 1.3 mile
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A, mostly pavement pounding with stairs for everyone and a few water crossings for runners to make it interesting. Don’t bring your stroller, but tough dogs might be okay. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be safe, stay distant, bring bug spray & a some candles (or a cranium lamp), wash your hands and bring some dry shoes. Mask and vessel required.
Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
EWH3 #1197 – The Half-Assed Half-Birthday Trail (Phase Three) – Brookland/CUA (Red)
It’s Ginger’s half birthday next week, so he pulled a trail out of his…kitchen to celebrate (as opposed to his typically intricate, well-thought out ideas)! Cum frolic on the idyllic campus of Catholic and sing Ginger the first half of “Hashy Birthday”.
You MUST sign up on HashRego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: Circle up at 6:45pm; on-out at 7:00pm
Where: Brookland/CUA – (start under Michigan Ave overpass near the corner of 10th St & Bunker Hill Road NE)
D’Erections: Exit right toward the bus stops/Kiss & Ride, and follow marks to start!
Hares: Ginger Snatch & 21 Gum Salute
Trail Length:
Runners First half 2.7 / Second half .8 miles
Walkers first half 1.4 / Second half .4 mile
Stroller & dog friendly
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A pavement pounder. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be safe, stay distant, bring bug spray & a cranium lamp, wash your hands! Mask & vessel required!
Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following: