On Thursday May 13, the CDC released updated guidance for fully vaccinated individuals. On Monday May 17, the DC Mayor’s office responded by updating local regulations. As always, Everyday is Wednesday considers the safety and well-being of our community a priority, trusting in the most up-to-date guidance from experts to guide this endeavor. As such, we are happy to announce updated policies, effective immediately. Please review these policies prior to registering for trail.
EWH3 #1298: The Pride Trail Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 9, 2022 – Dupont Circle Metro (Red Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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[THWORP!!] What’s that sound? It’s the collective clacking of your favorite queers and their big rainbow fans inviting you to celebrate PRIDE!! Whether you’re a member of the family or just an awesome ally – this trail’s got something for everyone. We got sparkles, we got shots, we got drama, we got Chaco tan lines, we got finger guns and rainbows galore. Bring your best Judy and come frolic through Dupont Circle and the Golden Triangle for this year’s PRIDE TRAIL!! #inclusivehashing #pridewasariot
Bonus (cause you know we love extra)! It’s also Edub’s leg of 2022 Tour duh Hash so extra shenanigans will surely be on offer.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, Thursday, June 9, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Dupont Circle Metro, meet in the circle!
Nearest Capital Bike Share:
Massachusetts Ave & Dupont Circle NW
20th & O St NW/ Dupont South
Hares: Atari 6900, Burlington Ho-Factory, Colliteral Damage, General Tso’s Dicken, Dry Rub
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 2.69 mi. second half
– Walkers: .7 mi. first half / .6 mi. second half
Shiggy Level: Pavement pounder. Dog friendly. Queer and Ally Friendly!
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.25 miles to metro)]. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
On After*: RECESSIONS!!!! If you plan to come to the On After, note that this is an indoor venue and indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: Gay Ole Karoke!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
End Metro: Farragut West
Last Trains Out:
Blue Line Franconia-Springfield 12:02 AM
Silver Line Largo Town Center 11:42 PM
Blue Line Largo Town Center 12:00 AM
Orange Line New Carrollton 11:47 PM
Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 12:10 AM
Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 12:00 AM
End Metro: Farragut North
Last Trains Out:
Red Line Glenmont 12:02 AM
Red Line Shady Grove 12:08 AM
Upcoming Events!
Hab of the Week!
Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!
EWH3 #1297: The Hot Ginger Summer Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, June 2, 2022 – Foggy Bottom Metro (Blue/Silver/Orange Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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Have you ever wondered what happens when a collection of people with questionable soul content get together to lay a trail? Have you been questioning when this unseasonably cold spring is going to end? Have you ever asked if the curtain matches the carpet? Well then have we got the trail for you!
Break out the 90 spf and sun hats, because all your favorite gingers have joined together to kick off the impending heat wave. Show your support for your melanin challenged friends by dressing up as your favorite ginger or just bringing extra sunscreen because somehow we still never have enough.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 2nd, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Foggy Bottom Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: New Hampshire Ave & 24th St NW
Hares: Bipolar Bear, Ginja Ninja, Turkey Twat, Defense Breasts, Leaning Tower of Please Ya
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 1.7 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.3 first half /1.1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Foggy Bottom
Last Trains Out:
Blue Line Franconia-Springfield 12:04 AM
Silver Line Largo Town Center 11:40 PM
Blue Line Largo Town Center 11:58 PM
Orange Line New Carrollton 11:45 PM
Orange Line Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 12:12 AM
Silver Line Wiehle-Reston East 12:02 AM
On After*: Tonic. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: You’re Special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events!
Hab of the Week!
Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!
EWH3 #1296: The SchroCo’s AdMo Continues to Have Shiggy Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 26, 2022 – Woodley-Park Zoo/Adams Morgan (Red)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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Are you sick of the monotony of pounding (hehe) pavement downtown?
Want to feel like you’re trailblazing through the Blue Mountains?
Well you’re in luck because this week Schrödinger’s Cock and gang are going to take you through some of the best shiggy AdMo and Kalorama have to offer! Strap on those new (*snicker*) trail running shoes and rego today.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 26, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan. Follow the marks from metro exit south to the corner of Connecticut Ave NW & Calvert St NW
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Calvert and Connecticut NW
Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock, Mouthful of Clam, Poon-apple Juice, Son, What The Fuck, and Unobtainium
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.9 mi. first half / 1.5 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 4.69 (plus water crossing for Eagles)
TOUGH dogs only on runners! Walkers trail has stairs, a smallish detour is possible.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Watch out for PI, it’s shiggylicious out there! Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. ID necessary for end circle, which is inside a bar.
End Metro: Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan
Last Trains Out:
– Glenmont (Red): 11:57 PM
– Shady Grove (Red): 12:13 AM
On After*: Grand Central. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Circle will be held indoors, outdoor seating is available if you wish to not participate in circle.
Specials: It’s a bar ending! Your rego covers two drink tickets.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events!
Hab of the Week!
Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!
Give Back to the Hash!