When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 27, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Foggy Bottom – Washington Circle Start
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 22nd & I St NW
Hares: GeriatricMandering, Colliteral Damage, Whoregon Trail, Starship In Her Thighs, Infidellatio, Bless Me Father for I Have Rimmed, & Agent Orgy
Trail Details: – Runners: 1.9 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half
– Walkers: .9 first half / .9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
[There will be stairs on runners. Ghosts on both trails.]
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (.5 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. IT’S HALLOWEEN! Wear a costume! There’s going to be Twinkle Juice on trail. Maybe hydrate during the day and have a big lunch. End Metro: Farragut North
Last Trains Out:
-Glenmont 12:02 AM
-Shady Grove 12:08 AM
On After*: Recessions. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: Stay tuned…
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Want to give back to the hash in a big way? Think you can run things better than the current batch of wankers? Curious about how the hash functions behind the scenes? Like free beer? If so, then come out to EWH3’s Mismanagement Interest Happy Hour. Specific date/time/location coming very soon! Crush a slider, have some drinks on us, and pick the brains (or what is left of them) of current members of Mismanagement about their positions. Want to know a bit more about what you can do? Check out the list of Mismanagement positions here. Not sure you are ready for MM? Come out anyway and learn about the other ways you can give back to the hash: you can join one of the planning committees for EWH3’s annual events like AGM, WIE, or Pub Crawl, and you can sign up for brew crew.
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
It is finally time, once again, for a Sesame Street Trail! Only this time, it’s the dark, gritty, SEXY reboot!
Hashy Day, sweepin’ the hares away
On my way to where the beer is sweet
Can you tell me how to get? How to get to Sesame Street
Cum and play! Everything’s A-OK
Friendly hashers there, we’ll beat our meat
Can you tell me how to get? How to get to Sesame Street
It’s a magic muff dive, every mouth will open wide
To soggy people like you! Hashy people like, what a beautiful
Hashy Day!
As homage to Sesame Street, we’ll be visiting playgrounds across NE in our search for beer. Cum as the dark, gritty, and/or SEXY versions of your favorite PBS puppets!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 20, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Anacostia, exit north and cross Howard St
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Anacostia Metro (Shannon Pl. SE)
Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Special Head Kid, Seizure’s Phallus, and a mystery hare!
Trail Details: – Runners: 1.6 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.7 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 4.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.9 miles to metro)]. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun End Metro: Navy Yard/Ballpark
Last Trains Out:
– Greenbelt (Green): 11:52pm
– Branch Ave (Green): 12:17am
On After*: Solace Outpost – there are indoor and outdoor options.
Specials: Craft Beer and fellow hashers!
.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Want to give back to the hash in a big way? Think you can run things better than the current batch of wankers? Curious about how the hash functions behind the scenes? Like free beer? If so, then come out to EWH3’s Mismanagement Interest Happy Hour. Specific date/time/location coming very soon! Crush a slider, have some drinks on us, and pick the brains (or what is left of them) of current members of Mismanagement about their positions. Want to know a bit more about what you can do? Check out the list of Mismanagement positions here. Not sure you are ready for MM? Come out anyway and learn about the other ways you can give back to the hash: you can join one of the planning committees for EWH3’s annual events like AGM, WIE, or Pub Crawl, and you can sign up for brew crew.
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
One autumn evening in 2017, Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me set off on an adventure, leading two virgin hares in a lesson on how NOT to hare. Some hashers left that night with PTSD, cold bums, and a (now rational) fear of black chalk. Voted “Worst Trail of the Year” four years in a row, the 2017 Pumpkin Spice Latte Trail will live in infamy. Now, we return to the scene of the crime, for a Venti sized trail that’s sure to delight (or terrify).
It’s fall y’all and you know what that means:
leggings, flannel, and Pumpkin Spice Lattes!
So dust off those Uggs and join us for the fourth semi-Anal #PSL Trail.
Brew Crew volunteers are few and far between, so your hares have embraced their creativity (with some inspiration from our brethren in other cities) to plan a bar-centric trail. We will gather at The Barking Dog for a bag drop and opening circle. Your hares will bring a (limited) amount of beer and seltzer to beer check before we return to The Barking Dog for a warm and creamy end circle.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 13, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
We will be starting at The Barking Dog NOT at the Bethesda metro!
Pre-Lube: The Barking Dog – 4723 Elm St, Bethesda
Drop off your bags early and grab a happy hour beer to get your night started!
Where: The Barking Dog (0.2 miles from Bethesda Station)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Bethesda Ave & Arlington Rd
Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrodinger’s Cock, Dial F, Head Injury, Just May
Trail Details: – Runners: 2.25 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.1 first half / 0.8 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69 (8.89 if you count the black chalk)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and your ID. This is a crew-free trail. We will start and end at the bar. There will be a bag drop at start, with bags locked up by bar staff, which is where we will circle up. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. End Metro: Bethesda
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont (Red) 11:45
Shady Grove (Red) 12:25
On After:The Barking Dog – 4723 Elm St, Bethesda
Note that this is where we will hold end circle (outdoors, weather permitting). Bags will be available for pick-up when the pack arrives back at the bar. Some drinks will be provided, but you are welcum to start (and close) your own tab.
Specials: Kitchen open until 11, happy hour specials until 10
Upcoming Events and Announcements!
Mismanagement interest event tentatively scheduled for October 25th, stay tuned for details!
EWH3 is STILL in need of a NEW BREWMEISTER. If you are interested in being the BEER SUPERHERO we all need, please reach out to a member of mismanagement!
Give Back to the Hash!
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
EWH3 #1319: The Spooky Boozy Ladies Annual Halloween Trail! Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, October 27, 2022 – Foggy Bottom (Blue/Silver/Orange Line)
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It’s Halloween! Dress up and join your favorite witches as we serve up your favorite brews (Twinkle Juice!) and look for sexy ghosts!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 27, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Foggy Bottom – Washington Circle Start
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 22nd & I St NW
Hares: GeriatricMandering, Colliteral Damage, Whoregon Trail, Starship In Her Thighs, Infidellatio, Bless Me Father for I Have Rimmed, & Agent Orgy
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.9 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half
– Walkers: .9 first half / .9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
[There will be stairs on runners. Ghosts on both trails.]
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (.5 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. IT’S HALLOWEEN! Wear a costume! There’s going to be Twinkle Juice on trail. Maybe hydrate during the day and have a big lunch.
End Metro: Farragut North
Last Trains Out:
-Glenmont 12:02 AM
-Shady Grove 12:08 AM
On After*: Recessions. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place.
Specials: Stay tuned…
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
EWH3 #1318: The 3rd Sesame Street Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, October 20, 2022 – Anacostia (Green Line)
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It is finally time, once again, for a Sesame Street Trail! Only this time, it’s the dark, gritty, SEXY reboot!
Hashy Day, sweepin’ the hares away
On my way to where the beer is sweet
Can you tell me how to get? How to get to Sesame Street
Cum and play! Everything’s A-OK
Friendly hashers there, we’ll beat our meat
Can you tell me how to get? How to get to Sesame Street
It’s a magic muff dive, every mouth will open wide
To soggy people like you! Hashy people like, what a beautiful
Hashy Day!
As homage to Sesame Street, we’ll be visiting playgrounds across NE in our search for beer. Cum as the dark, gritty, and/or SEXY versions of your favorite PBS puppets!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 20, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Anacostia, exit north and cross Howard St
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Anacostia Metro (Shannon Pl. SE)
Hares: Close Encounters of the Turd Kind, Special Head Kid, Seizure’s Phallus, and a mystery hare!
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.6 mi. first half / 1.9 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.7 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 4.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.9 miles to metro)]. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun
End Metro: Navy Yard/Ballpark
Last Trains Out:
– Greenbelt (Green): 11:52pm
– Branch Ave (Green): 12:17am
On After*: Solace Outpost – there are indoor and outdoor options.
Specials: Craft Beer and fellow hashers!
.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
EWH3 #1317: The Pumpkin Spice Latte Trail – Venti Edition! – 6:45 PM Thursday, October 13, 2022 – Bethesda – at The Barking Dog (Red Line)
One autumn evening in 2017, Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me set off on an adventure, leading two virgin hares in a lesson on how NOT to hare. Some hashers left that night with PTSD, cold bums, and a (now rational) fear of black chalk. Voted “Worst Trail of the Year” four years in a row, the 2017 Pumpkin Spice Latte Trail will live in infamy. Now, we return to the scene of the crime, for a Venti sized trail that’s sure to delight (or terrify).
It’s fall y’all and you know what that means:
leggings, flannel, and Pumpkin Spice Lattes!
So dust off those Uggs and join us for the fourth semi-Anal #PSL Trail.
Brew Crew volunteers are few and far between, so your hares have embraced their creativity (with some inspiration from our brethren in other cities) to plan a bar-centric trail. We will gather at The Barking Dog for a bag drop and opening circle. Your hares will bring a (limited) amount of beer and seltzer to beer check before we return to The Barking Dog for a warm and creamy end circle.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, October 13, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
We will be starting at The Barking Dog NOT at the Bethesda metro!
Pre-Lube: The Barking Dog – 4723 Elm St, Bethesda
Drop off your bags early and grab a happy hour beer to get your night started!
Where: The Barking Dog (0.2 miles from Bethesda Station)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Bethesda Ave & Arlington Rd
Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrodinger’s Cock, Dial F, Head Injury, Just May
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.25 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.1 first half / 0.8 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69 (8.89 if you count the black chalk)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and your ID. This is a crew-free trail. We will start and end at the bar. There will be a bag drop at start, with bags locked up by bar staff, which is where we will circle up. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Bethesda
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont (Red) 11:45
Shady Grove (Red) 12:25
On After: The Barking Dog – 4723 Elm St, Bethesda
Note that this is where we will hold end circle (outdoors, weather permitting). Bags will be available for pick-up when the pack arrives back at the bar. Some drinks will be provided, but you are welcum to start (and close) your own tab.
Specials: Kitchen open until 11, happy hour specials until 10
Upcoming Events and Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!