Was the moon landing faked?

Did Paul McCartney die back in 1966?

What’s the deal with Area 51? 

Was the JFK assassination an inside job? Is the earth really flat? What’s really stored at Fort Knox?

The list of things the government is lying to us about is, quite possibly, endless. Or maybe it doesn’t exist at all. Cum join us to find out once and for all at the first Tin Foil Hat Trail!

Dress up as your favorite conspiracy theory, or wear a homemade tin foil hat to protect your brain from mind control. We’ll be hashing somewhere in between the Pentagon and Fort Belvoir, so it’s important to keep the government from accessing your innermost thoughts. There will be restorative elixirs (aka booze) hidden along the way for sustenance if your mind begins to feel weak.

No matter what we find out about aliens or how many UFOs we spot, there will be trail, there will be shots, there will be beer, and there will be chili at end circle, so you can’t go wrong.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 9, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Huntington Metro parking garage (follow marks to start from Huntington Avenue exit)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Eisenhower Ave & Mill Race Ln (1 metro stop away)

Hares: Just Victoria, Vagina is for Lawyers, Naughtya Cum n eat me

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.4 mi to Huntington Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, your metallic cranium safety cover, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Huntington

Last Trains Out: Yellow line to Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center – 11:25 PM

On After: 2 Jefes (2249 Huntington Ave)

Specials: You’re special.

It is a period of civil sobriety in the district. A brave alliance of underground freedom drinkers has challenged the tyranny and oppression of the awesome MUGGLE EMPIRE.

Striking from a bar hidden among the billion shiggy of the galaxy, rebel hashers have won their first victory in a battle with the powerful Imperial Beerfleet. The EMPIRE fears that another defeat could bring a thousand more kennels into the rebellion, and Imperial control over the district would be lost forever.

To crush the rebellion once and for all, the EMPIRE is constructing a sinister new brew station. Powerful enough to destroy an entire liver, its completion spells certain doom for the champions of hashing.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 2, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Gateway Park,1300 Lee Hwy, Arlington, VA 22209 

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 19th St N & Ft Myer Dr 

Hares: Jedi Knights Dry Rub & Vegetarian (Consular), Atari 6900 (Nerf Hurder)

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.45 mi. first half / 2.45 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.8 mi first half / 1.8 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 4.69


Miscellaneous Crap:
Trail is A to A (1 block to Rosslyn Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro:
Rosslyn Metro

Last Trains Out:

Ashburn 12:09 AM

Blue Line to Downtown Largo 11:55 PM

Silver Line to Downtown Largo 11:53 PM

Franconia-Springfield 12:16 AM

New Carrollton 11:51 PM

Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 12:13 AM

On After: Continental Pool Lounge

Specials: These are not the Deals you were looking for…

Calling all tree huggers and nature lovers! Do you love the smells of the outdoors? Do you love the feeling of the raw earth beneath your feet? Do you love rummaging through the bush (Like I did with your mom last night?)? Then get ready to embark on a wild journey through Rock Creek Park as we celebrate Mother Earth! 

As we venture deeper into the heart of this pristine forest, let the whispers of the wind and the chorus of the critters guide us along our way. But fear not, fellow drinkers, for our destination lies not just in the beauty of the trees and the babbling brook, but in a hidden gem (beer) that’s sure to quench both our thirst and our thirst for adventure!

This trail goes through hiking trails in the park, expect roots, rocks, and uneven ground! A cranium light is a must for runners!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, April 25, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Squirrel Park (Follow marks from Van Ness-UDC)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Connecticut Ave & Tilden St NW

Hares: How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck, Burlington Ho Factory, Stain Gretzky, The Cumburglar!, Jeb!utante

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.26 mi. first half / 2.46 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.28 mi first half / 1.47 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 2.69


Miscellaneous Crap:
Trail is A to Z (1.1 mi to Georgia Ave/Petworth Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro:
Georgia Ave/Petworth

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave – 11:41 PM

Greenbelt – 12:27 AM

On After*: Lyman’s 

Specials: They’ve got cheap beer and pinball!