Bah Hum Bug! Bring a camp chair and your craziest holiday stories for this special trail!
Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo of how you’re avoiding your family on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure a very festive trail credit.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: SPECIAL TIME! 11:00AM Thursday December 24th, 2020. Pack away at 11:15 AM!
Where: Navy Yard Metro Stop, Ballpark side – Follow the trail of tinsel to parking lot under 695.
D’erections: Exit on the Ballpark side, turn right after exiting the station, Left on M St., right on S. Capitol and left to the parking lot under 695.
Hares: Please Step Away From the Whores & Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack
Trail Length:
Runners: probably 1 mile
Walkers: .69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to A. Dress warm and festive. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Big Announcements!
If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
2020 may be full but that doesn’t stop YOU from signing up to hare trails in 2021! Contact the Hare Razor at [email protected] to secure a date, ’cause we all need something to look forward to.
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!
You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.
Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!
ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695
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It is getting cold outside… wear a onesie… or don’t…
Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45Thursday December 17th, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Brookland/Catholic U. Metro (Red Line) – Exit Bus/Parking Lot side, start under the bridge
D’erections: As you exit the metro, turn right, head up the stairs. Look for marks. Start under the Michigan Ave bridge.
Runners: 2 miles first half, 1.5 second half (shiggy level 1.69)
Walkers: .75 first half, .75 second half
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to Aish. Bring your cranium lamp. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Big Announcements!
If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates in December!
2020 may be full but that doesn’t stop YOU from signing up to hare trails in 2021! Contact the Hare Razor at [email protected] to secure a date, ’cause we all need something to look forward to.
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!
You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.
Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!
ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695
ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!
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Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That’s right, for the sixth year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!
Virtual trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, and send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45 Thursday December 10th, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Fort Totten Metro (Red and Green Lines) – Follow marks to start. NOTE: Start is in Fort Totten Park itself. See here.
D’erections: From the entrance to the metro, turn left. Follow the sidewalk to the pathway that cuts across the grass. Turn left on the path. Turn left on Fort Totten Drive. Turn left into the park at the first grassy open area.
Capital Bike Share: Capital Bike Share: Fort Totten Metro (1st Pl. NE & Galloway St. NE), or New Hampshire Ave NW & Gallatin St. NW (both are equidistant to start).
Hares: Head Injury & mystery hare
Trail Length:
Runners: 2.3 mile first half, 2.1 second half
Walkers: 1.0 first half, 1.0 second half
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to A. Bring your cranium lamp. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Big Announcements!
1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates in December!
2. 2020 may be full but that doesn’t stop YOU from signing up to hare trails in 2021! Contact the Hare Razor at [email protected] to secure a date, ’cause we all need something to look forward to.
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!
You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely.
Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695
EWH3 #1213 – XXXMas Eve – SPECIAL TIME 11:00 AM Thursday, December 24th – Navy Yard metro (Green line) or Federal Center SW (Blue/Orange/Silver)
Bah Hum Bug! Bring a camp chair and your craziest holiday stories for this special trail!
Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo of how you’re avoiding your family on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure a very festive trail credit.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: SPECIAL TIME! 11:00AM Thursday December 24th, 2020. Pack away at 11:15 AM!
Where: Navy Yard Metro Stop, Ballpark side – Follow the trail of tinsel to parking lot under 695.
D’erections: Exit on the Ballpark side, turn right after exiting the station, Left on M St., right on S. Capitol and left to the parking lot under 695.
Capital Bike Share: 1st & K St SE
Hares: Please Step Away From the Whores & Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack
Trail Length:
Runners: probably 1 mile
Walkers: .69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to A. Dress warm and festive. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Big Announcements!
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!
As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/
For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695
EWH3 #1212 – The Onesie Trail -6:45 PM Thursday, December 17th – Brookland/Catholic U. (Red Line)
It is getting cold outside… wear a onesie… or don’t…
Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45Thursday December 17th, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Brookland/Catholic U. Metro (Red Line) – Exit Bus/Parking Lot side, start under the bridge
D’erections: As you exit the metro, turn right, head up the stairs. Look for marks. Start under the Michigan Ave bridge.
Capital Bike Share: John McCormack Dr. & Michigan Ave NE OR 10th & Monroe Sts NE
Hares: Haystack & mystery hare
Trail Length:
Runners: 2 miles first half, 1.5 second half (shiggy level 1.69)
Walkers: .75 first half, .75 second half
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to Aish. Bring your cranium lamp. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Big Announcements!
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!
As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/
For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695
EWH3 #1211 – The 6th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail! (Phase 2.69) – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 10th – Fort Totten (Red/Green Lines)
ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe!
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Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That’s right, for the sixth year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!
Virtual trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo on trail and post it to the Google Photo album, and send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45 Thursday December 10th, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Fort Totten Metro (Red and Green Lines) – Follow marks to start. NOTE: Start is in Fort Totten Park itself. See here.
D’erections: From the entrance to the metro, turn left. Follow the sidewalk to the pathway that cuts across the grass. Turn left on the path. Turn left on Fort Totten Drive. Turn left into the park at the first grassy open area.
Capital Bike Share: Capital Bike Share: Fort Totten Metro (1st Pl. NE & Galloway St. NE), or New Hampshire Ave NW & Gallatin St. NW (both are equidistant to start).
Hares: Head Injury & mystery hare
Trail Length:
Runners: 2.3 mile first half, 2.1 second half
Walkers: 1.0 first half, 1.0 second half
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is an A to A. Bring your cranium lamp. It should be a nice night. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Big Announcements!
1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates in December!
2. 2020 may be full but that doesn’t stop YOU from signing up to hare trails in 2021! Contact the Hare Razor at [email protected] to secure a date, ’cause we all need something to look forward to.
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.
For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/
For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing
If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Alberto – (202) 556-3695