Suspension of EWH3 Trails
Due to the COVID-19 pandemic and elevated risk of transmission EWH3 has suspended weekly trails until further notice. Our priority is the safety of our members, and EWH3 Mismanagement will reassess whether the conditions permit us to responsibly and safely run a trail upon the lifting of the Mayor’s order. Please check this page for further updates as the situation warrants.
EWH3 Hash Trash #1177 – THE ~OUTTA THIS WORLD~ TRAIL (VIRTUAL TRAIL)
WHEN: Thursday, April 16th, 2020
WHERE: Your House
HARES: You!
On April 12th, 1961, Yuri Gagarin became the first human to orbit the Earth! EWH3 celebrated this by getting drunk, running around on our own personal trails, and posting about our separate adventures on this week’s Google album.
Despite all of us being in isolation, a lot of us did dumb things that we had to make fun of at our Virtual Circle. Violations included:
It wasn’t all dumb shenanigans though. No circle would be complete without a few cummendations:
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EWH3 #1177 – The ~Outta This World~ trail (Virtual Trail)
Submit your violations for our trusty scribes here!
Post your photos to the Google Photos album here!
When: Any time on Thursday, April 16 (but circle up at 7pm!)
Where: Wherever you happen to be
Hares: You!
Trail Length: Whatever you decide
Theme: The year is 2020…the barter system is making a comeback, people are wrestling over toilet paper, and I’ve seen too many terrible Corona beer puns to count. Escape the world falling apart around us and launch into space this week! Show us your most extraterrestrial look and comment with your best (or worst) space pun/dad joke/pick up line.
At any time on Thursday, April 16, take a break from the tedium of social distancing and join us in any way you can. Choose a location for your runner’s, walker’s, or quarantined trail. Inside or outside, it’s up to you. Decide for yourself if you will be running/walking solo or with your quaranteam (those who live with you).
Snap a photo in theme at the beginning and end of your trail (or even somewhere in between!) and post it to our Google Photos album with your hash name and any interesting tidbits from your adventure. Check out everyone else’s dumb decisions and comment away! You must post on Thursday by midnight to receive credit for the trail, but feel free to continue liking, commenting, and supporting one another.
On After: Your house!
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CIRCLE UP at 7pm!
Join Zoom Meeting:
https://zoom.us/j/94771049383?pwd=dmlTTHdHWTZpY0JmMVBub3JleURVdz09
Meeting ID: 947 7104 9383
Password: 6969
EWH3 Hash Trash #1176: The National Unicorn Day Trail
WHEN: Thursday, April 9th, 2020
WHERE: Your House
HARES: YOU!
VIRGINS: None
VISITORS: By the Power of Gayskull
Alright, buckle up, butternuts, it’s time for your (virtual) scribe report! It’s National Unicorn Day–no the REAL unicorns, not just bisexuals who are DTF with curious couples–and global pandemics aren’t going to keep us hashers from being fabulous! Check out the Google Photos Album to see how crazy we all got while social distancing before circling up via Zoom.
However, despite easy instructions on how to hare your own trail, some of you committed violations and were called out for it.
Also, just because we’re doing all this virtually doesn’t mean we’re allowed to slack off on our regular duties. Like I said before, we have a reputation to uphold!
Alright, let’s take a break from how awful you people are and make some commendations.
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