On Thursday May 13, the CDC released updated guidance for fully vaccinated individuals. On Monday May 17, the DC Mayor’s office responded by updating local regulations. As always, Everyday is Wednesday considers the safety and well-being of our community a priority, trusting in the most up-to-date guidance from experts to guide this endeavor. As such, we are happy to announce updated policies, effective immediately. Please review these policies prior to registering for trail.
EWH3 #1267: The 7th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 9th, 2021 – Stadium-Armory Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That’s right, for the seventh year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 9th, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Stadium-Armory Metro – Stadium (north) exit – Follow marks to start!
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 19th St SE & East Capitol St. SE
Hares: Head Injury, General Tso’s Dickin, and maybe a mystery hare
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.2 mi. first half / 2.1 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.1 first half / 1.1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69 – Solid urban shiggy
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.4 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Potomac Avenue Metro
Last Trains Out:
– Wiehle-Reston East (Silver): 11:41pm
– New Carrollton (Orange): 12:29am
– Vienna (Orange): 11:49pm
– Largo Town Center (Blue): 12:18am
– Franconia-Springfield (Blue) 11:40pm
On After: Trusty’s
1420 Pennsylvania Ave. SE
Specials: You are special
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EWH3 #1266: The Strange Ground Chuck Memorial Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, December 2 – Smithsonian Metro (Orange/Blue/Silver Line)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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Sadly, PUDJAM recently lost Strange Ground Chuck (nerd name Charles Divine). As many of us knew, SGC spent most of his career working at NASA’s Goddard Center; was an avid member of MENSA, Toastmasters and St. Mark’s Episcopal Church; and had a beautiful, creative mind, as evinced not only by his penguin stories but also his digital astronomical landscapes:
I met Chuck when I started hashing in DC in 2010. We were both weird as Hell (even by nerd standards) and pretty soon we were doing stuff like hanging out at museums, watching “Doctor Who” Christmas specials and even haring a “Futurama”-themed trail through Capitol Hill and the Navy Yard. He was the Professor, and I was Fry, in casting that can only be described as “on brand”:
In that spirit, I’ll be laying a memorial trail in Chuck’s honor by the Smithsonian Museums and the NASA offices, and I’ll even throw in some space-themed shot checks. He would want us to “laugh long and prosper” at this trail, so sci-fi and penguin attire are encouraged!
For those interested, there will be a memorial service for Chuck at St. Mark’s Episcopal Church on Capitol Hill (301 A Street SE, Washington, DC) on Saturday, December 4th at 1:00 PM.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, December 2, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Smithsonian Metro Stop – use the National Mall exit (12th Street and Jefferson Drive SW). Beware of traffic from ellipse tree lighting.
Nearest Capital Bike Share: intersection of 12th Street and Jefferson Drive SW
Hares: Ginger Snatch, Special Red, General Tso’s Dicken, Shamrock Your Cock
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.1 miles first half / 1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. (0.5 miles from Mount Vernon/7th Street – Convention Center Metro (Green/Yellow Line)). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Mount Vernon/7th Street Convention Center
Last Trains Out:
-Branch Ave (Green) 11:48 PM
-Huntington (Yellow) 11:51 PM
-Greenbelt (Yellow) 11:52 PM
-Greenbelt (Green) 12:20 AM
On After: Prost (919 5th Street NW, Washington, DC 20001)
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EWH3 #1265: The Turkey Day Trail! – 11 AM Thursday, November 25 – Rosslyn Metro (Blue, Orange, & Silver Lines)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
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For the 18th time, yes, you read that right, the 18th time, your hares, Please Step Away from the Whores, Purple Peter Eater, and Areola Borealis present for you the Turkey Day Hash. The hash where we run just enough to burn off the calories in a scoop of mashed potatoes and gravy. (Or is this the year the hares make good on their threats, get their acts together, and lay an actual trail?) This is a trail to get together with your chosen family before heading off to whatever hell your actual family Thanksgiving dinner is. PLEASE NOTE THE EARLY START TIME OF 11 A.M.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).
When: 11 A.M. Thursday, November 25, 2021. Pack away at 11:15 A.M.!
Where: Rosslyn Metro – exit on the east side, Moore St
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Lynn St & 19th St North
Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Purple Peter Eater, Areola Borealis
Trail Details:
– Runners: Maybe .5 mi. first half / Maybe .5 mi. second half
– Walkers: Like, 500 yards, maybe?
– Shiggy: Uh, no.
One shot check. Dog friendly, stroller friendly, everyone friendly.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. One shot check.
End Metro: Rosslyn
Last Trains Out: If you’re still at the hash when the metro stops running that is on you. We start at 11 A.M. you animals
On After: Top of the parking garage until we run out of booze.
Specials: This whole trail is a special.
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