On Thursday May 13, the CDC released updated guidance for fully vaccinated individuals. On Monday May 17, the DC Mayor’s office responded by updating local regulations. As always, Everyday is Wednesday considers the safety and well-being of our community a priority, trusting in the most up-to-date guidance from experts to guide this endeavor. As such, we are happy to announce updated policies, effective immediately. Please review these policies prior to registering for trail.
EWH3 #1251: The Geri DC QuinceañeraTrail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, August 19th – Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.
Reminders:
1. Bring a full reusable water bottle to start
2. HashRego before trail!!
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Fifteenish years ago a young GeriatricMandering left Georgia to begin a life in DC. And while some family members think she’s pushing the boundaries on how long this phase will last, this will be cause to celebrate! It’s too hot for 40 yards of taffeta, so go for the next best things – tutus!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 19, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Eastern Market Metro – work your way to the park diagonally from the metro station.
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Pennsylvania Ave & 8th St SE
Hares: GeriatricMandering; Split Her Bare; Son, What the Fuck; General Tso’s Dicken
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2 second half
– Walkers: .8 mi. first half / .9 second half
Shiggy Level: Pretty low. Do stairs count as shiggy?
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (.5 mi). Bring your own vessel, a headlamp, and a FULL water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver):
– Franconia-Springfield 11:40
– Largo Town Center (Silver) 12:09
– Largo Town Center (Blue) 12:17
– New Carrollton 12:11
– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:53
– Wiehle-Reston East 11:51
On After: The Brig, 1007 8th St SE
– QR codes will be on the tables and the waiters will bring drinks/food to your table.
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EWH3 #1250: The DC Staycation Tourist Trail – Thursday, August 12th – U Street/African-Amer Civil War Memorial/Cardozo (Green/Yellow)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. As always, vessels are required.
Reminders:
1. Bring a full reusable water bottle to start
2. HashRego before trail!!
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The dog days of August are here in DC. And with that comes stifling heat, a side of humidity, and DC’s national bird – Tourists! If you’re not a tourist out of town yourself, you’ll be here dodging them on the metros, in your favorite restaurants, on the mall, etc. It’s an unavoidable fact of DC life in August if you’re stuck here. So if you can’t beat ’em, join ’em!
Come to trail this Thursday wearing your tackiest DC tourism garb and join the pack in making the tourists dodge us as we romp around downtown searching for beer the tourists don’t know about!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 12, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: U Street/African-Amer Civil War Memorial/Cardozo (Green/Yellow Line) – 10th St Exit
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10th and U NW (across the street from metro)
Hares: Special Head Kid, What’s a Boner, The Defense Breasts, General Tso’s Dicken
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.5 mile first half / 2.3 second half
– Walkers: 1.1 mile first half / 1.15 second half
Shiggy Level: If you find shiggy, you’re not on trail
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (.3 mi). Bring your own vessel, a headlamp, and a FULL water bottle (see Heat, stifling). Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of U Street (Yellow/Green Line):
– Fort Totten 12:23
– Branch Ave 11:45
On After: Sudhouse
Specials: $3 beer and $6 mixed drinks with a wristband (they’ll give us wristbands)
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EWH3 #1249: The Fifth Anal Face/Off Trail! – Thursday, August 5th – NoMa-Galluadet (Red)
As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. As always, vessels are required.
Reminders:
1. Bring a full reusable water bottle to start
2. HashRego before trail!!
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Another year older, none the wiser. Cum join Schrödinger’s Cock as he attempts to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Dress as your hares for a special shot-based opportunity. Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure..), it’s time for a face… off!
Need some inspiration? Check out some previous guests of honor…
Stain Gretzky
Tony Panda!
Texas Hold Him!
General Tso’s Dicken…?!
and of course…
Schrödinger’s Cock!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 5, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: NoMa – Gallaudet (Red Line) – Florida Ave & 2nd St Exit
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 1st & M St NE – You can take the Met Branch Trail
Bus Options: 90/92
Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock, Poon-apple Juice, General Tso’s Dicken, Mouthful of Clam, and Just Emily
Trail Details: In celebration of SchroCo’s last year in his “early-30’s”, runners’ trail will be approximately 3.3 miles (about 2.2 first half, 1.1 second half). Walkers’ trail is about half the distance of runners’.
Shiggy Level: 0.33 – Trail is dog friendly, on-after may not be.
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (0.7 miles) or A1 (0.8 miles). It should be a nice night for a face/off. Pack smartly, bring your mug, and water. Be smart, have fun, hunt down your doppelgänger. Sign up on Hash Rego is required!
Last Trains out of NoMa-Gallaudet (Red Line):
– Glenmont 12:14 PM
– Shady Grove 11:56 PM
Last trains out of Mt. Vernon Square (Yellow/Green Line):
– Branch Ave 11:48 PM
– Fort Totten 12:20 AM
– Huntington 11:51 PM
On After: TBD – Listen for an announcement at end circle! A mask is recommended for on-after, but we are aiming to be outside!
Recommended Pre-Lube: The Eleanor for $6 wings, $5 nachos, $5 drafts, and more!
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