We’re no strangers to hash.
You break the rules, and so do I.
Following trail’s what you’re thinking of.
But all the other hares left you high and dry.

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling
Gotta make you understand.

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down.
Never gonna let my sweeper desert you.
Yea the trail might make you cry.
Make us wanna say goodbye.
Make us wanna find a keg and invert you.

Join Poon-apple Juice as she brings the bare minimum effort to this bar-centric hash. Trail will be one leg with no beer check. Bag drop and opening circle at Hamilton’s Bar & Grill. End circle on the patio with beer provided until the hash cash runs out. Bring your ID.

Rego ahead of time at https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1335

When: Thursday, February 9, 2023 – Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Hamilton’s Bar and Grill
Hares: Poon-apple Juice and a merry band of mystery hares

Trail Details:
Runners: 1.75 miles
Walkers: 0.9 miles
Miscellaneous Details: Trail is A to A. Bring your ID and a cranium lamp. Don’t expect a long trail or a beer check.
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont – 12:12 AM
Shady Grove – 11:58 PM

Join us on the evening of 2/24/22 to celebrate this beloved hash staple. In preparation, you may find yourself wondering….

What type of Tutu best suits you?
Have no fear! This quick quiz will help you sort yourself out in no time!

  1. When swiping on Tinder, which trait has you immediately swiping right (that’s a “yes”)?
    A. Loves long walks on the beach and deep, meaningful conversations
    B. Polite in the streets, Freaky in the sheets
    C. Older than 21, younger than 23
  2. Which of the following drinks is the perfect way to start a Monday? 
    A. A soft and smooth latte, with your favorite milk or milk alternative
    B. Bottomless mimosas, or better yet.. just the champagne
    C. 22 Ounces of anything you can get your hands on
  3. It’s time to close out at the on-after. How are you calculating the tip?
    A. Based on the quality of conversation and service
    B. Based on how hot the bartender is. Bonus if they gave me their number!
    C. 22% 

Check out your results below:
Mostly A’s – The Romantic Tutu
This garment is soft and bell-shaped, reaching the calf or ankle. While you may prioritize the wine-and-dine aspect of the evening, there’s no telling what you’re hiding below that gauze. 

Mostly B’s – The Classical Tutu
Short and stiff, the tulle projects horizontally from the waist and hip. Much like your intentions, this skirt is upfront and ready for business.

Mostly C’s – Two Two
It’s become increasingly clear that you don’t understand the theme of this trail and I really can’t help you at this point.. 

YOU MUST SIGN UP VIA HASH REGO: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1334

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, February 2, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: REI Co-op: 201 M St NE (Closest metro: NoMa/Gallaudet – M Street Exit)

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 3rd & M St NE

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrodinger’s Cock, No Strings Attached, & a Mystery Hare

Trail Details: 
– Runners: 1.69 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: .8 first half /.7 mi. second half
– Shiggy: Light grass and some gravel on trail

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (<0.5 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 

End Metro: NoMa-Gallaudet
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont 12:14 AM
Shady Grove 11:56 PM

On After*: Last Call: 1301-A 4th St NE
Specials: They’ve got Jello shots, what more do you need?
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation

New Year’s was almost a month ago and just staying home is getting, well, dull. Luckily, your hares have a tropical-themed festival trail to keep you warm on what is, statistically, D.C.’s coldest day of the year. Some people call your hares the Big Kahunas of Hashing. Some people call D.C. the Honolulu of the Mid-Atlantic. Some people say, screw it, I want a drink with a tiny umbrella and a fruit salad on top! Dig out your coconut bra, grass skirt, ukulele, longboard, can o’ SPAM, and pineapple – still no tiki torches, please – for a fun night straight out of Paul Gauguin’s fever dreams!


If you’re too young to know who this is, I’mma tell you it’s Paul Gauguin.

Sign up here!: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1332

When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro – follow marks to start in Washington Circle!

Hares: Pinocchi-Ho, Vagina is for Lawyers, Tie Me Up Before You Go-Go, Cock Whisperer, Just Colby, and Ready Player None

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp (again, no tiki torches!) & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.6 miles long (about 2.1 miles first half and 2.5 miles second half). Walkers’ trail is roughly half that (1mi and 1.3mi).

Last trains out of Foggy Bottom:

Ashburn – 12:01 AM

Largo – 12:00 AM

Franconia – 12:03 AM

Huntington – 12:07 AM

New Carrollton – 11:54 PM
Vienna/FFX-GMU – 12:09 AM

On After: The Tombs, 1226 36th St NW

Specials:  $15 Shock Top pitchers after 10pm