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It’s the most spookiest/sexiest/drunkiest time of the year! It’s Halloween! Get dressed up and join your hares for a short drunk trail through Foggy Bottom! As always there will be a stupid amount of Twinkle Juice and other fine alcohols, and a costume contest to boot! Hooray for Halloween!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 1st, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Maybe it’s Gaybelline, Cheech and Dong, All Flash No Drive, Texas Hold Him, and a special Mystery Walkers’ Hare!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. There will be not much running and yes much booze. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.1 miles long (about [2.6 miles first half and 1.5 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Farragut West:
Blue Line to Franconia-Springfield: 11:32 PM
Blue/Silver Line Largo Town Center:11:23 PM
Orange Line to New Carrollton: 11:16 PM
Orange Line to Vienna/Fairfax-GMU: 11:40 PM
Silver Line to Wiehle-Reston East: 11:25 PM

On After:
Recessions!
3801, 1823 L St NW
Washington, DC 20036


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Welcome to the Graffiti trail on U Street! Now that it isn’t so hot that a white tee shirt turns into a wet tee shirt contest (not a bad thing, just impossible to write on), this is the annual Graffiti trail! What’s that mean? It means wear a white tee shirt that you don’t mind sacrificing for higher glory, and help decorate your friend’s shirts with the sharpie you’ll also bring (any color). So, wear a white tee shirt, bring a sharpie, think up your wittiest witticisms and write something smart! Or stupid! Or draw a pretty picture, we don’t care, just get drunk and let your sharpie go crazy.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 25th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Shaw / Howard University Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: Special Head Kid, Seizure’s Phallus, Issues and Tissues, Trickle Down Sexonomics, Poonapple Juice, and Wait Wait Don’t Fuck Me

Miscellaneous Crap: Zero shiggy, water hazards, or PI. Trail is A to A’. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.4ish miles long (about 2 miles first half and 2.4 miles second half). Walkers’ trail is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail on both halves.

Last trains out of Shaw:
Green Line to Branch Ave: 11:25 PM
Green Line to Greenbelt: 11:51 pm
Yellow Line to Huntington: 11:16 pm

On After:
Satellite Room
2047 9th St NW

Specials: So special.


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World Peace Through Beer is an annual event held by numerous kennels around the world on their closest hashing day to United Nations Day, Oct. 24. This year’s EWH3 edition is taking place this week, which is obviously not the closest hashing date for you know-it-alls. We are helping all beer-producing nations by encouraging production and consumption of beer as well as helping young hashers open their eyes to the variety of beers and flavors other than Kirkland Light enjoyed by hashers everywhere.

As a special treat there will be beers from around the World on trail and at end circle, plus other treats to be found on trail. Also, anyone who signs in this week will get their very own World Peace Through Beer patch, just for showing up.

TL;DR: Free crap just for showing up.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 18th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Huntington Metro Kiss and Ride (Southside towards North Kings Highway) – follow marks to start!

Hares: Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, Please Step Away from the Whores, General Tso’s Dickens, and probably a mystery hare

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Runners BRING A FLASHLIGHT. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 3.5 miles long (about 2.69ish miles first half and 1.15ish miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Huntington:
10:55 PM heading north / Last Station heading south

On After: Pilar’s Restaurant, 2249 Huntington Ave, Alexandria, VA 22303

Specials: Your mom is special… plus $4.75 Mexican style beers