Burns Night is a Scottish tradition to celebrate the renowned poet and lyricist, Robert Burns.  It is an annual event that celebrates his life and work, including the New Year’s Eve song, ‘Auld Lang Syne’.  Even Michael Jackson’s Thriller video was inspired by Burns’ gothic poem ‘Tam o’ Shanter’.  So put on your kilt and your tartan scarf (it will be cold, maybe the ‘true kilt’ requirement can be waived) and join the fun.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1395

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 25, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Apple Carnegie Library, 801 K St NW. 10 minute walk from Gallery Place-Chinatown H Street Exit, follow marks to start (Green, Red, and Yellow Metro Lines)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th and K St. NW
Hares: Dingle All The Way, Chuck Fuck, NSA, Tony Panda, and Shamrock Your Cock

Trail Details:
– Runners: 4 mi.
– Walkers: 2 mi.
– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A~ (0.6 mi to Gallery Place-Chinatown Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Gallery Place-Chinatown Metro
Last Trains Out:
Green – Branch Ave 11:51 PM
Green – Greenbelt 12:17 AM
Yellow – Huntington 11:59 PM
Yellow – Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center 11:50 PM
Red – Glenmont 12:08 AM
Red – Shady Grove 12:02 AM

On After: Present Company Public House, 438 Massachusetts Ave NW

Specials: Kilted Hashers

Hey all you hashing demigods and sorority shot queens, get ready to welcum our new 

εωΗ3 pledges in style! We’re hitting the streets to show those fresh faces what they’re in for. Following a full trail with a bag van and a beer check, we’ll take over Town Tavern for a fraternity/sorority-themed circle that’d make Bacchus blush.

Togas, on-trail shots, initiation rituals (okay, maybe just down-downs), and unlimited beer until the keg’s kicked. So, grab your laurel wreaths, sport your best Greek attire, and call out of work on Friday because this misman won’t know what hit ‘em.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1394

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 18, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Dupont Circle

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Massachusetts Ave & Dupont Circle NW

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Lickthyologist, Just Emily, How Much Wood Could A Woodchuck Fuck?, George Stuffedanoctopus, The Cumburglar!, Shamrock Your Cock

Trail Details:·      
Runners: 1.9 mi. first half / 2.1 mi. second half

Walkers: 1.5 mi first half / 1.5 mi. second half

Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, with end circle in a bar following a bag drop. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and your ID. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan (0.8 miles from the end bar)

Last Trains Out:
Glenmont 11:57 PM
Shady Grove 12:13 AM

On After: Also Town Tavern – We will have a full keg to kick before we leave so kick back and stay a while!

Hey Snow Bunnies and Chill Cats,

Winter trails got you feeling SnowBored?

Well get ready for an event that is sure to lift your spirits.

Break out your winter wonders and your festive bottoms (or not) cuz we’re bringing the heat to the frosty vibes with our 2024 AGM:

Join us as we welcum 2024 MisManagement with three hours of bottomless beer, snacks, and games at the only Apres-Ski this side of Union Station. Rego today!

On – Ski You Later – On