On Thursday May 13, the CDC released updated guidance for fully vaccinated individuals. On Monday May 17, the DC Mayor’s office responded by updating local regulations. As always, Everyday is Wednesday considers the safety and well-being of our community a priority, trusting in the most up-to-date guidance from experts to guide this endeavor. As such, we are happy to announce updated policies, effective immediately. Please review these policies prior to registering for trail.
EWH3 #1237 The SchroCo’s AdMo Shiggython Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 20th – Woodley-Park Zoo/Adams Morgan (Red)
As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.
For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide and stay tuned for updates. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.
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Are you sick of the monotony of pounding (hehe) pavement downtown?
Want to feel like you’re trailblazing through the Blue Mountains?
Well you’re in luck because this week Schrödinger’s Cock and gang are going to take you through some of the best shiggy AdMo and Kalorama have to offer! Strap on those new (*snicker*) trail running shoes and rego today.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 20, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan
D’erections: Follow the marks from start south to the corner of Connecticut Ave NW & Calvert St NW
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Calvert and Connecticut NW
Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock, Maybe It’s Gaybelline, Stain Gretzky
Trail Details:
Runners: 2 mi first half / 1.6 second half
– Shiggy level 4.69; Tough Dogs only
Walkers: 1 mi. first half / 1 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69; Stairs Level 3.69 (damn you’re fine)
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Last Trains:
– Glenmont 10:56 PM
– Shady Grove 11:14 PM
Give Back to the Hash!
COVID Rules for Brews!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:
Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!
At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.
COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!
EWH3 #1236: The Golden Girls Trail! – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 13th – Foggy Bottom (Silver Orange)
As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community.
For this reason, masks must be worn AT ALL TIMES and vessels are required. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide and stay tuned for updates. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.
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This Thursday come say thank you for being a friend by running (or walking!) with your friends, and celebrating the birthday of the late, great Bea Arthur. Are you a Blanche? A Rose? We’ll travel down the trail and back again to find out!
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 13, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Foggy Bottom Metro
D’erections: Follow marks to start at the super familiar location
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 24th and New Hampshire Ave NW
Hares: Colliteral Damage, Honey Bunches of Cunt, General Tso’s Dickens
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2.2 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly
– Walkers: 1.1 mi. first half / 1.2 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
Last Trains out of Foggy Butt:
– Largo Town Center 10:58 PM
– New Carrollton 10:47 PM
– Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:12 PM
– Wiehle-Reston East 11:08 PM
Give Back to the Hash!
COVID Rules for Brews!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:
Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!
At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.
COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!
Sorry this announcement is late, but you know what they say:
EWH3 #1235: May Babies Trail – 6:45 PM Thursday, May 5 – Brookland-CUA Metro (Red)
As the CDC and DC Health continues to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. We feel it is as important as ever that we are vigilant and maintain best practices to reduce the spread of COVID-19 within our community. For this reason, we are continuing mask and vessel requirements on trail. Please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s COVID-19 guide and stay tuned for updates. For information on vaccines in DC, visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/vaccine.
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April showers bring May . . . babies? What kind of showers are we talking about exactly?? Regardless of what they grew out of, let’s celebrate the special flowers that were born this month.
You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 47 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 5, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!
Where: Brookland-CUA Metro, Exit towards the bus side
D’erections: Exit towards the bus side and follow marks.
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10th and Monroe
Hares: PSA and Haystack
Trail Details:
Runners: 2 mi. first half / 1.5 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog Friendly
Walkers: .5 mi. first half / .5 second half
– Shiggy level 0.69 – Dog + Stroller Friendly
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your cranium lamps. It should be a nice night. Be smart and have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!
More Announcements!
EWH3 Brew Crew!
Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited number of libations (and bottled water) at both beer check and end. To ensure that this is done safely, we require the following:
Remember that your Crew are volunteers, offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make the hash possible. Show them the love they deserve!
At this phase, the hash is BYOSnacks and store-your-own-bags.
COVID INFO (Help keep your kennel and community safe!)
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!