Hey Barbie!! Get ready to sparkle, sprint, and unleash your inner Barbie and Ken because National Glitter Day is around the corner, and we’re taking shimmer and shine to a whole new level! Embrace the glittery goodness as you run through the sparkliest of trails in the sparkliest of cities—Crystal Shitty. And even if glitter’s not your thing and you don’t want the “glerpes” just remember that you are “Kenough” just the way you are! So cum on out and show the world that pizzazz is the only way on Glitter Day! Now lace up those sparkly kicks, strike a pose that’d make the dolls envious, and let’s hit Crystal Shitty’s streets . So come on Barbie let’s go party as we leave a trail of sparkle that’d impress even a sneezing unicorn. Ready, set, glitter on on!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 24, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Crystal City Metro (follow marks to start)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 18th St & S. Bell St.
Hares: Whoriana Trench, Clam Bam Thank You Ma’am, GFA, KU, Lickthyologist Naughtya Cumandeatme, USPS, Vagina is for Lawyers
Trail Details: – Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69 walkers, 2.69 runners
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
Blue to Downtown Largo: 11:46pm
Blue to Franconia-Springfield: 12:25am
Yellow to Huntingdon: 12:11am
Yellow to Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center: 11:38pm
On After*: Freddie’s
Specials: You’re special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
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Welcum to the peak weeks of hurricane season! Did you know – most tropical cyclone activity occurs between mid-August and mid-October? And thus, statistically, it is when the most hurricane parties occur…
Having dabbled in hurricane-related activities for a while (drinking them and otherwise…), your weary hare razor hopes that hurricane season remains short and dry (like trail this week). However, our hares will pull an El Niño and make you wet in other ways…
Also, don’t mind GTD screaming into the void; completely normal this time of year…
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 17, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: NoMa/Gallaudet Metro (red line): Florida Ave exit – follow marks
Nearest Capital Bike Share: NoMa/Gallaudet Metro (M Street NE side)
Hares: General Tso’s Dicken; Ready Player None; Tumey McBoatface; Colliteral Damage
Trail Details: – Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 1.6 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.15 mi to NoMa Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. End Metro: NoMa/Gallaudet
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont: 12:14am
Shady Grove: 11:56pm
On After*: Red Bear (209 M Street NE)
Specials: You are!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
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Another year older, none the wiser. Cum join Schrödinger’s Cock as he attempts to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Dress as your hares for a special shot-based opportunity. Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure..), it’s time for a face… off!
Need some inspiration? Check out some previous guests of honor…
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 10, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Convention Center / 7th & M St NW
Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock, Screaming Pussy, Just Whitney, No Strings Attached, General Tso’s Dicken
Trail Details: – Trail lengths TBA – Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (Mt Vernon Square Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Mt Vernon Square (Shaw/Howard also works) Last Trains Out: Use your handheld computer
On After*: Ivy and Coney Specials: …it’s Ivy and Coney *On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00Harerazorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngHarerazor2023-08-09 19:26:432023-08-09 19:26:47EWH3 1370: The 7th Anal Face/Off Trail!, August 10, 2023, Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center (Green/Yellow)
EWH3 #1372: 2nd Anal Glitter Trail: Barbie Movie Celebration, August 24, 2023, Crystal City Metro (Blue/Yellow)
Hey Barbie!! Get ready to sparkle, sprint, and unleash your inner Barbie and Ken because National Glitter Day is around the corner, and we’re taking shimmer and shine to a whole new level! Embrace the glittery goodness as you run through the sparkliest of trails in the sparkliest of cities—Crystal Shitty. And even if glitter’s not your thing and you don’t want the “glerpes” just remember that you are “Kenough” just the way you are! So cum on out and show the world that pizzazz is the only way on Glitter Day! Now lace up those sparkly kicks, strike a pose that’d make the dolls envious, and let’s hit Crystal Shitty’s streets . So come on Barbie let’s go party as we leave a trail of sparkle that’d impress even a sneezing unicorn. Ready, set, glitter on on!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 24, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Crystal City Metro (follow marks to start)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 18th St & S. Bell St.
Hares: Whoriana Trench, Clam Bam Thank You Ma’am, GFA, KU, Lickthyologist Naughtya Cumandeatme, USPS, Vagina is for Lawyers
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 1.2 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 1.69 walkers, 2.69 runners
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
Blue to Downtown Largo: 11:46pm
Blue to Franconia-Springfield: 12:25am
Yellow to Huntingdon: 12:11am
Yellow to Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center: 11:38pm
On After*: Freddie’s
Specials: You’re special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
EWH3 1371: Rock Me Like A Hurricane, August 17, 2023, NoMa/Gallaudet Metro (Red Line)
Welcum to the peak weeks of hurricane season! Did you know – most tropical cyclone activity occurs between mid-August and mid-October? And thus, statistically, it is when the most hurricane parties occur…
Having dabbled in hurricane-related activities for a while (drinking them and otherwise…), your weary hare razor hopes that hurricane season remains short and dry (like trail this week). However, our hares will pull an El Niño and make you wet in other ways…
Also, don’t mind GTD screaming into the void; completely normal this time of year…
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1371.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 17, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: NoMa/Gallaudet Metro (red line): Florida Ave exit – follow marks
Nearest Capital Bike Share: NoMa/Gallaudet Metro (M Street NE side)
Hares: General Tso’s Dicken; Ready Player None; Tumey McBoatface; Colliteral Damage
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 1.6 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.0 mi first half / 0.8 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.15 mi to NoMa Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: NoMa/Gallaudet
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont: 12:14am
Shady Grove: 11:56pm
On After*: Red Bear (209 M Street NE)
Specials: You are!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
EWH3 1370: The 7th Anal Face/Off Trail!, August 10, 2023, Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center (Green/Yellow)
Another year older, none the wiser. Cum join Schrödinger’s Cock as he attempts to thwart the gods of aging by dressing as another hasher’s name. Dress as your hares for a special shot-based opportunity. Like Nicholas Cage (or John Travolta? Still not sure..), it’s time for a face… off!
Need some inspiration? Check out some previous guests of honor…
Stain Gretzky
The Cumburglar! and Poon-apple Juice
Texas Hold Him!
General Tso’s Dicken…?!
and of course…
Schrödinger’s Cock!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1370.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 10, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Convention Center / 7th & M St NW
Hares: Schrödinger’s Cock, Screaming Pussy, Just Whitney, No Strings Attached, General Tso’s Dicken
Trail Details:
– Trail lengths TBA
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (Mt Vernon Square Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Mt Vernon Square (Shaw/Howard also works)
Last Trains Out: Use your handheld computer
On After*: Ivy and Coney
Specials: …it’s Ivy and Coney
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.