243rd Birthday of the United States Marine Corps, 30th Birthday of Atari 6900 and 35th of Whoregon Trail
Drink and be merry in honor of our beloved Corps and Hashers
When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 8th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Smithsonian Station – follow marks to start to Department of Agriculture’s Garden
Hares: Atari 6900, Whoregon Trail, Sphincter Shy, Camo Sutra, Shart Sharts, Poon-Apple Juice
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. No known PI – no shiggy unless you want it. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring lumination & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 7.6 clicks (4.74 mi) long (about 2.47 mi for the first half and 2.27 mi for the second half). Walkers’ trail is usually approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.
Last trains out of Potomac Ave Metro:
Franconia-Springfield 11:15 PM
Largo Town Center 11:40 PM
New Carrollton 11:50 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU 11:21 PM
Wiehle-Reston East 11:08 PM
World peace, or peace on Earth, is the concept of an ideal state of happiness, freedom and peace within and among all people and nations on earth. Different cultures, religions, philosophies and organizations have varying concepts on how such a state would cum about. We here at the hash believe the path to peace requires a BAC of at least .08. On October 18, we gathered in our pursuit of world peace… through beer.
The night began way out in Huntington. As the pack arrived and began to sign in, Can’t Find Pussy In A Haystack and Baa Ram Him passed out patches. As a millenial, I really appreciate a good participation trophy, and as such took two.
Circle began with the introduction of our sacrificial la- I mean, virgins. Just Britt, Just Kerry, Just Katie, and Just Alex looked on in abject horror at the sight which was unfolding in front of their very eyes: Cum Dumpling attempting to find his own taint.
Our visitor, Phantom, introduced himself and no one paid attention.
The hares, Can’t Find Pussy In A Haystack and General Tso’s Dicken, lured us into a false sense of security by assuring us that they had indeed found the key to world peace: beer!
Within the first minute of trail, General Tso’s Dicken broke the tip. I know she prefers them circumcised, but that generally isn’t considered a DIY procedure. After that rocky start, the pack was off, over the rivers and through the woods. Or at least I assume. I was on walker’s trail, which took us on a rousing tour of the suburban streets of Huntington. Luckily, we were able to scout out the houses that were most likely to hand out full size Snickers by listening to which ones Just Chad was busy bitching about. He claims that he could do better, but we all know those spider webs he shoots are just a metaphor.
The pack finally tricked their treats on up to beer check, where Uno Dos Tres Lipgloss was kind enough to grab me one of the most worldly beers we’ve had at the hash in ages: Bud Light Orange.
Angry and sober, I reached into the beer bin myself. Over-enthusiastically, I pulled out and realized..
Sadder than a freshman without a bid on Homecumming (that one was a stretch, but believe me), we started off on the second half of trail, where we learned that, after an unfortunate homecumming incident of his own, Atari 6900 is no longer allowed to talk to teenage girls. You’ll be glad to hear, later that weekend, he compensated by attending a Halloween party populated solely by scantily clad women barely old enough to drink.
Just when I thought that the beer selection had killed the concept of world peace almost as badly as millennials killed the diamond industry, we were invited to join in celebrating the 500th run of Can’t Find Pussy In A Haystack with
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It’s the most spookiest/sexiest/drunkiest time of the year! It’s Halloween! Get dressed up and join your hares for a short drunk trail through Foggy Bottom! As always there will be a stupid amount of Twinkle Juice and other fine alcohols, and a costume contest to boot! Hooray for Halloween!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 1st, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Foggy Bottom Metro – follow marks to start!
Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Maybe it’s Gaybelline, Cheech and Dong, All Flash No Drive, Texas Hold Him, and a special Mystery Walkers’ Hare!
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. There will be not much running and yes much booze. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.1 miles long (about [2.6 miles first half and 1.5 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.
Last trains out of Farragut West:
Blue Line to Franconia-Springfield: 11:32 PM
Blue/Silver Line Largo Town Center:11:23 PM
Orange Line to New Carrollton: 11:16 PM
Orange Line to Vienna/Fairfax-GMU: 11:40 PM
Silver Line to Wiehle-Reston East: 11:25 PM
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