Welcum one and all to the latest and greatest 2023 Everyday is Wednesday Mismanagement? We’re here to show you wankers how it’s done and kick off this year right with a trail hared by the shining new faces of this year’s misman. We have a van full of beer, songs in our hearts, and nothing to lose so cum out to trail and see the spectacle yourselves!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1331). We will begin allowing cash collection as of next week. Thank you for your patience as we (new MM) get settled.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 19th, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Shaw/Howard Metro – 7th Street Entrance

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & S St NW

Hares: Burlington Ho Factory, This Little Piggy Goes to Ballsack, Tie Me Up Before You Go-Go, and Head Injury

Trail Details: 
– Runners: 2.12 mi. first half / 2.02 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.10 mi. first half / 1.04 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.4 miles to metro)]. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 

End Metro: Georgia Ave-Petworth
Last Trains Out:
– Branch Ave (Green): 11:43 PM
– Greenbelt (Green): 12:26 AM

On After*: The Midlands Beer Garden
Specials: You’re Special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Save the date for WIE! Weekend of March 31, 2023.


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Your 2022 misman team started the year with a half ass “AGM” on a cold omicron filled night under a bridge with mediocre shots and lukewarm taco bell. After that, did you actually expect a calendar full of trails and beer this year? We had a few hashes, mostly in the same five places, and we sometimes had brew crew. We are all looking forward to what the new misman wankers have in store for you in 2023 – please help them and the hash out by signing up now for your choice of 2023 hare and brew crew dates:

Join your 2022 misman this Thursday for one last brisk jaunt around Brookland. And signup for this Saturday’s AGM you f*&king fuc%s (see link in announcements below).

(Who gave me the ability to post announcements and not expect at total trainwreck?!?

Lickthyologist on out as Harerazor.)

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 12, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Brookland/CUA – Follow marks to start under Michigan Ave bridge

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10th & Monroe St NE

Hares: Assorted mismanaging wankers who may include but may not be limited to Lickthyologist, Cum Dumpling, Head Injury, and Red Roper

Trail Details:
– Runners: 3.5 miles

– Walkers: 1.9 miles

– Shiggy: 1.69 


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A.Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Brookland/CUA (Red)

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont 12:19 AM

Shady Grove 11:51 PM

On After*: Brookland Pint. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events & Announcements!

  • EWH3 2023 AGM is January 14, 2023 – rego here!
  • Save the date for WIE! Weekend of March 31, 2023.

STAY SAFE! Review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here before joining us on trail.

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!

Wankers!

Our Anal General Meeting is just one week away and your committee has some exciting updates for you.

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Due to a New World Order, there has been a venue change. We will now gather at Astro Beer Hall in Metro Center. Your rego still includes two+ hours of open bar and snacks. This new venue will allow for bottomless gluten-free options for all!

Now is the time to place your nominations for EWH3 Superlatives. Use the Google Form here to submit your nominations by Thursday at 11:59 PM. The final winners will be chosen through a vote by AGM attendees. You will receive a voting link at sign-in.

Schedule:

8:30 PM – Doors Open

9:00 PM – Open Bar Begins

9:15 PM – Voting for Superlative Closes

9:30 PM – Circle

11:00 PM – Last Call for Open Bar

11:30 PM – Final Bell

Bring your A-game, a credit card for additional food or shots, and cash to tip the bartenders. You will need an ID. No nudity will be permitted at this event.

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Online regos close on Thursday, January 12 at 11:59 PM. After this, day-of regos will be available at the door for $42. Don’t delay, Rego now!

On – OH MY GOD IS THAT TURD KIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR?! – On
AGM Committee