6669: The Metalhead’s Revenge! Grab your black eyeliner, fishnets, and band t-shirts and step into our vampire boudoir for a night of Satan and 69! We’ll have blood sacrifice jello shots! And the steps from The Exorcist! And we won’t even steal your soul! …Probably!
So cum
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
Trail Details: – Runners: About 2.6 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: About 1.3 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.9 mi. to Rosslyn Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. End Metro: Rosslyn (Blue/Orange/Silver)
Last Trains Out:
Blue line to Largo: 11:55 pm
Blue line to Franconia-Springfield: 12:15 am
Silver line to Largo: 11:53 pm
Silver line to Ashburn: 12:10 am
Orange line to Vienna/Fairfax-GMU: 12:14 am
Orange line to New Carrollton: 11:51 pm
On After: The Tombs
Specials: $15 shot pitchers after 10 pm
*
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00Scribehttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngScribe2023-08-02 13:07:012023-08-02 18:15:18EWH3 # 1369: The Six Six Sixty-Nine Trail, August 3, 2023, Foggy Bottom Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
Like climate change, the people in charge noticed this problem way too late (that they didn’t have a hare assigned to this trail). Like climate change, the solution is simple. Like solving climate change, the hares are hard. Like advocates for climate change, the hare has been bitching for more than twenty years with nobody listening. So come out on Thursday to recycle lite beer into urine and recycle this trail from years ago.
The hares will be taking down your guesses on what date this trail originally occurred. Price is Right rules, prize for the winner.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1368
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 27, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: U Street Metro (Green Line), Use the 10th St/African American War Memorial exit!
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Across the street from the Metro
Hares: Roll Over, Bitch!, USPS, SAD
Trail Details: – Runners: 2.6 mi. first half / 2.1 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.5 mi to Georgia Ave/Petworth Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. End Metro: Georgia Ave/Petworth
Last Trains Out:
Green Line to Branch Ave.: 11:41pm
Green Line to Greenbelt: 12:27am
On After*: Midlands Beer Garden
Specials: You’re special.
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00Harerazorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngHarerazor2023-07-25 19:47:002023-07-25 19:47:04EWH3 #1368: The Recycle a Trail to fight Climate Change trail, July 27, 2023, U St. Metro (Green Line)
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 20, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Virginia Square-GMU Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: At the metro station
Hares: Sir Atari of the Consoles Son of Gaybelline of the Kilts First of His Name, Grand Maester to the House of White Brewmeister of the Andals, Songmeister of the Circles, Lord of the Unfunny
Trail Details: – Runners: 2 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half – Walkers: .69 mi first half / .69 mi. second half – Shiggy: 6.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.3 mi to Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Clarendon Last Trains Out: Ashburn 12:15 AM Downtown Largo 11:48 PM New Carrollton 11:46 PM West Falls Church 12:19 AM
On After: The Loft Specials: Tons *On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00Harerazorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngHarerazor2023-07-19 15:40:272023-07-19 15:46:59EWH3 1367: There Be Dragons, July 20, 2023, Virginia Square (Orange/Silver)
EWH3 # 1369: The Six Six Sixty-Nine Trail, August 3, 2023, Foggy Bottom Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
6669: The Metalhead’s Revenge! Grab your black eyeliner, fishnets, and band t-shirts and step into our vampire boudoir for a night of Satan and 69! We’ll have blood sacrifice jello shots! And the steps from The Exorcist! And we won’t even steal your soul! …Probably!
So cum
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1369
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 3, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Foggy Bottom-GWU Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver). Start at the George Washington Equestrian Statue
Nearest Capital Bike Share: New Hampshire Ave & 24th St NW
Hares: Screaming Death Pussy, Schrödinger’s Impaling Cock, Immoral Satanic Support, CoCo Osbourne
Trail Details:
– Runners: About 2.6 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: About 1.3 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.9 mi. to Rosslyn Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Rosslyn (Blue/Orange/Silver)
Last Trains Out:
Blue line to Largo: 11:55 pm
Blue line to Franconia-Springfield: 12:15 am
Silver line to Largo: 11:53 pm
Silver line to Ashburn: 12:10 am
Orange line to Vienna/Fairfax-GMU: 12:14 am
Orange line to New Carrollton: 11:51 pm
On After: The Tombs
Specials: $15 shot pitchers after 10 pm
*
EWH3 #1368: The Recycle a Trail to fight Climate Change trail, July 27, 2023, U St. Metro (Green Line)
Like climate change, the people in charge noticed this problem way too late (that they didn’t have a hare assigned to this trail). Like climate change, the solution is simple. Like solving climate change, the hares are hard. Like advocates for climate change, the hare has been bitching for more than twenty years with nobody listening. So come out on Thursday to recycle lite beer into urine and recycle this trail from years ago.
The hares will be taking down your guesses on what date this trail originally occurred. Price is Right rules, prize for the winner.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1368
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 27, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: U Street Metro (Green Line), Use the 10th St/African American War Memorial exit!
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Across the street from the Metro
Hares: Roll Over, Bitch!, USPS, SAD
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.6 mi. first half / 2.1 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.5 mi to Georgia Ave/Petworth Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Georgia Ave/Petworth
Last Trains Out:
Green Line to Branch Ave.: 11:41pm
Green Line to Greenbelt: 12:27am
On After*: Midlands Beer Garden
Specials: You’re special.
EWH3 1367: There Be Dragons, July 20, 2023, Virginia Square (Orange/Silver)
Ever wonder why they put mermaids, dragons, and lions on maps? Me neither, but it was a decent enough theme and trail title.
The last time we were in VA Square, right before the dark ages, Atari dressed up as Elsa. Will he do it again? (No, he won’t.)
Come dressed in kilts, as dragons, with faerie wings or as mermaids!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-1367
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, July 20, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Virginia Square-GMU Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: At the metro station
Hares:
Sir Atari of the Consoles
Son of Gaybelline of the Kilts
First of His Name,
Grand Maester to the House of White
Brewmeister of the Andals,
Songmeister of the Circles,
Lord of the Unfunny
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: .69 mi first half / .69 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 6.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (.3 mi to Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Clarendon
Last Trains Out:
Ashburn 12:15 AM
Downtown Largo 11:48 PM
New Carrollton 11:46 PM
West Falls Church 12:19 AM
On After: The Loft
Specials: Tons
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.