Greetings wankers!  Some long time ago, maybe even in the Summer of 1969, a baby was dropped into the world who would one day become one of EWH3’s Top 10 Most Prolific Hashers of all Time.  Yay!  So come on out to Takoma and celebrate a Hashy Birthday to Shamrock Your Cock as she makes another boozey lap around the sun.  

When: Thursday, June 27th, 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!

Where: Takoma – follow marks to start!

Hares: Cum Dumpling, Coxxx on Demand, Infidelatio, Issues & Tissues, You Can’t Handle the Poop, And maybe more.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.2 miles long
Walkers’ is half(ish) of that

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Dog friendly, stroller friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun. AND BRING YOUR OWN DAMN BUG SPRAY!! Please.

Last trains out of Takoma
Red Line to Glenmount: 11:55 PM
Red Line to Shady Grove: 11:15 PM

On After: Olive Lounge

Specials: $13 pitchers

Dun-dun. Dun-dun. Dun-dun.
In honor of the 44 th anniversary of the release of Jaws, mako your way over to PCity for the SHARKBAIT  (Ooh-ha-ha) Trail. Come dressed as your favorite shark or bait… just not jailbait. Shout outs to some of our favorite sharks… Left SharkBaby Shark, and Land Shark. Do what the lifeguards tell you- if you can find them. Sharks make them run for the hill(s).
Sea you soon, chums!

When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!

Where: Pentagon City Metro – Start at Pentagon Row Park (Ice Rink in winter) – follow marks from metro to start!

Hares: Seizure’s Phallus, Special Head Kid, Mourning Wood, #squadholes

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Both trails are dog-friendly; walkers’ trail is stroller friendly. No PI. It should be a killer night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun and remember fish are friends, not food.

How Far: Runners trail will be approximately 5 miles long (about 2.5 miles first half and 2.5 miles second half). Walker’s trail is approximately half the distance of the runner’s trail.

Last trains out of Crystal City:
Blue line to Franconia – Springfield:  11:55PMYellow Line to Huntington: 11:37 PMBlue Line to Largo Town Center: 11:17 PMYellow Line to Greenbelt:  11:05 PM

On After:Freddie’s Beach Bar

Specials: KARAOKE!!!!!!

It’s hot. It’s humid. It’s summer in DC. Cool off with the biggest pool-free pool part this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, prepare to get wet and wild.

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For the second year in a row, we’ll have itsy-bitsy attire and plenty of gummy bears (and also maybe some “teeny weenies” – sorry not sorry). Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, one piece suits, speedo, tankini, or mankini. 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 13th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Waterfront Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, L’Chymen, Bitches Give Stitches, Son What The Fuck?!, Heaven’s Gape, Schrodinger’s Cock

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. You WILL get wet! Trail is dog-friendly, and so is on-after, but do you really want to smell a wet dog all night? (Present company excluded). It should be a nice summer night. Pack smartly and bring you water wings & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. You WILL get wet! Trail is dog-friendly, and so is on-after, but do you really want to smell a wet dog all night? (Present company excluded). It should be a nice summer night. Pack smartly and bring you water wings & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Waterfront (Green Line): Branch Ave 11:46 PM Greenbelt 11:24 PM

On After: Station 4 1101 4th St SW

Specials: Extended happy hour! $5 house wine, house liquor, select drafts and bottles. Food specials here.