Remember last year when we celebrated birthday twins How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck and Ha-Cum-On My Tatas with all-day drinking at Lyman’s? They do. (At least mostly…)
Well, another year has come and gone, and it’s once again time to celebrate two of your favorite geminis. We’re dragging you out to Huntington, but we promise we’ll make it worth your time. There will be beer. There will be shots. Stick it out after end circle and you may even get to hang around the fire pit with pizza and more beer until the clock strikes midnight and it’s officially your birthday kweens’ special day.
Hares: How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck & Ha-Cum-On My Tatas
Trail Details: – Runners: 2.3 mi. first half (eagle option +0.5m) / 2.1 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 3.69 for runners; 0.69 for walkers
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.5 mi to Huntington Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your personal items! End Metro: Huntington
Last Trains Out: Yellow line to Greenbelt – 11:35 PM
On After*: Tatas’ Backyard
Specials: Chuck and Tatas are special.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering!https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00Harerazorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngHarerazor2026-06-14 21:08:532026-06-14 21:08:57EWH3 #1523: 2nd Anal Fuck My Tatas Birthday Trail, June 18, 2026, Huntington (Yellow)
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 11, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Virginia Highlands Park, follow marks from Pentagon City Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: At the Metro
Hares: Cuntry-Fried Seaman, Screeching Eargasm, Lays Trails Not Wives
Trail Details: – Runners: 2.7 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.4 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69 for walkers, 1.69 for runners
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.5 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your personal items! End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
Blue Line (Franconia-Springfield): 12:24 AM
Blue Line (Largo): 11:46 PM
Yellow Line (Huntington): 12:09 AM
Yellow Line (Greenbelt): 11:48 PM
On After*: Freddies Beach Bar! 555 23rd St. S Arlington, Virginia 22202
Specials: Ur Mom says I’m Special. Also karaoke.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering!https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00Harerazorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngHarerazor2026-06-06 23:03:162026-06-06 23:03:20EWH3 #1522: Everybody LBGTAQ? (Everybody Loves a Bigger Gayer Trail, Any Questions?), June 11, 2026, Pentagon City (Blue/Yellow)
Prelube: The Admiral Pub! Prelube in pure British fashion with a few pints
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The Revolutionary War. The War of 1812. Beatlemania. Ed Sheeran’s sweaty manboobs. All blips on the radar compared to the day that our very own Autism Speak with Deities, aka Tizzy, comes back from her sleeper cell training across the pond to unleash unbridled British revenge on the United States for daring to dump tea into the Boston Harbor!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 4, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Dupont Circle
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 20th and Q St NW
Hares: Autism Speak with Deities, Ready Player None, Lancelittle, Cuntcerto in D Major
Trail Details: – Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.81 mi first half / 0.84 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.36 mi to Dupont Metro, 0.35 mi to Farragut North). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your personal items! End Metro: DuPont Circle (Red Line)
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont 12:00am
Shady Grove 12:12 am
On After*: Recessions
Specials: Karaoke is special. British rock encouraged but not required
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
OH SHIT! Pub Crawl is coming up on July 11th! Rego is live: https://hashrego.com/events/ewh3-2026-pub-crawl-2026
Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering!https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00Harerazorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngHarerazor2026-06-01 21:59:492026-06-01 21:59:55EWH3 #1521: The British are Cumming Trail, June 4, 2026, Dupont Circle (Red Line)
EWH3 #1523: 2nd Anal Fuck My Tatas Birthday Trail, June 18, 2026, Huntington (Yellow)
Prelube: 2 Jefes Tex- Mex (happy hour 3-7pm)
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Remember last year when we celebrated birthday twins How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck and Ha-Cum-On My Tatas with all-day drinking at Lyman’s? They do. (At least mostly…)
Well, another year has come and gone, and it’s once again time to celebrate two of your favorite geminis. We’re dragging you out to Huntington, but we promise we’ll make it worth your time. There will be beer. There will be shots. Stick it out after end circle and you may even get to hang around the fire pit with pizza and more beer until the clock strikes midnight and it’s officially your birthday kweens’ special day.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 18, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where:
Huntington Metro parking lot along Huntington Ave (NORTH station exit)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Huntington Metro North
Hares: How Much Wood Could a Woodchuck Fuck & Ha-Cum-On My Tatas
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half (eagle option +0.5m) / 2.1 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.3 mi first half / 1.0 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 3.69 for runners; 0.69 for walkers
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.5 mi to Huntington Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your personal items!
End Metro: Huntington
Last Trains Out: Yellow line to Greenbelt – 11:35 PM
On After*: Tatas’ Backyard
Specials: Chuck and Tatas are special.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
EWH3 #1522: Everybody LBGTAQ? (Everybody Loves a Bigger Gayer Trail, Any Questions?), June 11, 2026, Pentagon City (Blue/Yellow)
Prelube: Chevy’s
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🌈OMG you slutty 💅🏻bitches💅🏻 RU ready for the BIGGEST 👨🏻❤️👨🏽 QUEEREST 🏳️🌈PRIDE TRAIL🏃🏼♀️➡️🏃🏼♂️🏳️🌈 EVER⁉️⁉️⁉️
UR INVITED TO THE EVERYDAY IS WEDNESDAY PRIDE + TOUR DUH HASH TRAIL 🏳️🌈🍻🍺🏳️🌈🍺
🌈🍺It doesnt MATTER IF UR ONLY GAY WHEN YOUR DRUNK, UR Straighter ⤴️⤵️⚧️than LADY G🙈🙉🙊, or just an ALLY who likes to fluff 🐓🐓 for your friends!!!
🍺🍻🥶 Bring your PRIDE & leave your dignity 💦😜 CUM DRESSED IN YOUR GAYEST OUTFITS😎‼️‼️ BEING STRAIGHT is optional but glitter IS mandatory ✨👗🕺
CUM THIRSTY🍆✊🏻💦🤤, LEAVE WITH NEW FRIENDS, AND A TRAIL THAT WILL FINALLY GET OH HEY TO SAY I AM GAY🌈👯♂️🍻🌞
🌈💅🏻🌈😘🍺WE’RE HERE, WE’RE QUEER AND WE STUCK OUR 🐓BITS🐈 IN ALL THE BEER🍺😘🏳️🌈🔥🎉
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 11, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Virginia Highlands Park, follow marks from Pentagon City Metro
Nearest Capital Bike Share: At the Metro
Hares: Cuntry-Fried Seaman, Screeching Eargasm, Lays Trails Not Wives
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.7 mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.4 mi first half / 1.1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69 for walkers, 1.69 for runners
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.5 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your personal items!
End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
Blue Line (Franconia-Springfield): 12:24 AM
Blue Line (Largo): 11:46 PM
Yellow Line (Huntington): 12:09 AM
Yellow Line (Greenbelt): 11:48 PM
On After*: Freddies Beach Bar! 555 23rd St. S Arlington, Virginia 22202
Specials: Ur Mom says I’m Special. Also karaoke.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
EWH3 #1521: The British are Cumming Trail, June 4, 2026, Dupont Circle (Red Line)
Prelube: The Admiral Pub! Prelube in pure British fashion with a few pints
***********
The Revolutionary War. The War of 1812. Beatlemania. Ed Sheeran’s sweaty manboobs. All blips on the radar compared to the day that our very own Autism Speak with Deities, aka Tizzy, comes back from her sleeper cell training across the pond to unleash unbridled British revenge on the United States for daring to dump tea into the Boston Harbor!
Just remember, KEEP CALM AND HASH ON-ON!!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 4, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Dupont Circle
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 20th and Q St NW
Hares: Autism Speak with Deities, Ready Player None, Lancelittle, Cuntcerto in D Major
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.0 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.81 mi first half / 0.84 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.36 mi to Dupont Metro, 0.35 mi to Farragut North). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your personal items!
End Metro: DuPont Circle (Red Line)
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont 12:00am
Shady Grove 12:12 am
On After*: Recessions
Specials: Karaoke is special. British rock encouraged but not required
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!