“If there’s heaven for me, I’m sure there will be (beer) attached.”
-Jimmy Buffett (or something like that)
Come one, come all! Whether you’re a first time hasher or the Oldest Surfer On The Beach. Show up wearing your best Margaritaville-themed attire and with your Crocs On (clap clap) as we celebrate Coco’s 1 year hash-iversary while we honor Jimmy Buffet and his justifications for why we can drink anytime, anywhere. We’ll be Changing Latitudes and Attitudes, but it won’t be any Trip Around The Sun, because after all, Life is Just a Tire Swing. Let’s Grow Older, Not Up, because Come Monday, we all have to turn back into The People Our Parents Warned Us About.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 14, 2023.Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Potomac Avenue Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)! Follow marks to start!
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac Ave. SE and Pennsylvania Ave. SE
Hares: Crocs On Crocs Off, Tumey McBoatface, Just Aidan, Devil Went Down On Georgia, Lil P
Trail Details: – Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 2.4 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.3 mi second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to Potomac Ave. Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. End Metro: Eastern Market
Last Trains Out:
New Carrollton (Orange): 12:18 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange): 11:39 PM
Ashburn (Silver): 11:52 PM
Downtown Largo (Silver): 11:55 PM
Downtown Largo (Blue): 11:59 PM
Franconia-Springfield (Blue): 11:52 PM
On After*: The Brig
1001 8th St. SE
Specials: You are special.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00Harerazorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngHarerazor2023-09-12 18:56:272023-09-12 18:56:32EWH3 #1375: It is 5 O’Croc Somewhere Trail!, September 14, 2023, Potomac Avenue Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)
A decade ago, on a warm moist September evening, Hurricane Cuntrina introduced her virgin, then “Just Nikki”, to hashing. The shenanigans began with an Anything but Clothes trail, progressed to twinkle juice and a naming, and the evening concluded with epic karaoke at Recessions. This week, Lickthyologist and a crew of 80s baby hares will all be celebrating their 10 year analversaries of hashing with Everyday is Wednesday! Don your best old school or 80s baby attire or come as you are and join us as we look forward to another decade of good bad decisions!
A Few Gems From the 2013 Hash Flash Vault, In No Particular Order:
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 7, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Gallery Place Chinatown, on 7th St in front of the National Portrait Gallery
Hares: Lickthyologist, Hurricane Cuntrina, Schrodinger’s Cock, Head Injury, You Can’t Handle the Poop
Trail Details: – Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: .9 mi first half / .9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (.169 mi to metros). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. Last Trains Out:
Farragut North:
Glenmont (Red) 12:02 AM
Shady Grove (Red) 12:08 AM
Farragut West:
Ashburn (Silver) 12:05 AM
Downtown Largo (Silver) 11:58 PM
Blue Line Downtown Largo (Blue) 12:00 AM
Franconia-Springfield (Blue) 11:58 PM
New Carrollton (Orange) 11:56 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange) 12:09 AM
On After*: Recessions
Specials: Karaoke is special*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
A decade ago, on a warm moist September evening, Hurricane Cuntrina introduced her virgin, then “Just Nikki”, to hashing. The shenanigans began with an Anything but Clothes trail, progressed to twinkle juice and a naming, and the evening concluded with epic karaoke at Recessions. This week, Lickthyologist and a crew of 80s baby hares will all be celebrating their 10 year analversaries of hashing with Everyday is Wednesday! Don your best old school or 80s baby attire or come as you are and join us as we look forward to another decade of good bad decisions!
A Few Gems From the 2013 Hash Flash Vault, In No Particular Order:
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 7, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Gallery Place Chinatown, on 7th St in front of the National Portrait Gallery
Hares: Lickthyologist, Hurricane Cuntrina, Schrodinger’s Cock, Head Injury, You Can’t Handle the Poop
Trail Details: – Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: .9 mi first half / .9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (.169 mi to metros). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. Last Trains Out:
Farragut North:
Glenmont (Red) 12:02 AM
Shady Grove (Red) 12:08 AM
Farragut West:
Ashburn (Silver) 12:05 AM
Downtown Largo (Silver) 11:58 PM
Blue Line Downtown Largo (Blue) 12:00 AM
Franconia-Springfield (Blue) 11:58 PM
New Carrollton (Orange) 11:56 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange) 12:09 AM
On After*: Recessions
Specials: Karaoke is special*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
EWH3 #1375: It is 5 O’Croc Somewhere Trail!, September 14, 2023, Potomac Avenue Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)
“If there’s heaven for me, I’m sure there will be (beer) attached.”
-Jimmy Buffett (or something like that)
Come one, come all! Whether you’re a first time hasher or the Oldest Surfer On The Beach. Show up wearing your best Margaritaville-themed attire and with your Crocs On (clap clap) as we celebrate Coco’s 1 year hash-iversary while we honor Jimmy Buffet and his justifications for why we can drink anytime, anywhere. We’ll be Changing Latitudes and Attitudes, but it won’t be any Trip Around The Sun, because after all, Life is Just a Tire Swing. Let’s Grow Older, Not Up, because Come Monday, we all have to turn back into The People Our Parents Warned Us About.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 14, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Potomac Avenue Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver Lines)! Follow marks to start!
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Potomac Ave. SE and Pennsylvania Ave. SE
Hares: Crocs On Crocs Off, Tumey McBoatface, Just Aidan, Devil Went Down On Georgia, Lil P
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 2.4 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.1 mi first half / 1.3 mi second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.5 mi to Potomac Ave. Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: Eastern Market
Last Trains Out:
New Carrollton (Orange): 12:18 AM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange): 11:39 PM
Ashburn (Silver): 11:52 PM
Downtown Largo (Silver): 11:55 PM
Downtown Largo (Blue): 11:59 PM
Franconia-Springfield (Blue): 11:52 PM
On After*: The Brig
1001 8th St. SE
Specials: You are special.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
EWH3 #1374: 80s Babies 10th Hash Analversary Trail, September 7, 2023, Gallery Place/ Chinatown (Yellow/Green Line)
A decade ago, on a warm moist September evening, Hurricane Cuntrina introduced her virgin, then “Just Nikki”, to hashing. The shenanigans began with an Anything but Clothes trail, progressed to twinkle juice and a naming, and the evening concluded with epic karaoke at Recessions. This week, Lickthyologist and a crew of 80s baby hares will all be celebrating their 10 year analversaries of hashing with Everyday is Wednesday! Don your best old school or 80s baby attire or come as you are and join us as we look forward to another decade of good bad decisions!
A Few Gems From the 2013 Hash Flash Vault, In No Particular Order:
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 7, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Gallery Place Chinatown, on 7th St in front of the National Portrait Gallery
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & F St NW
Hares: Lickthyologist, Hurricane Cuntrina, Schrodinger’s Cock, Head Injury, You Can’t Handle the Poop
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: .9 mi first half / .9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (.169 mi to metros). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
Last Trains Out:
Farragut North:
Glenmont (Red) 12:02 AM
Shady Grove (Red) 12:08 AM
Farragut West:
Ashburn (Silver) 12:05 AM
Downtown Largo (Silver) 11:58 PM
Blue Line Downtown Largo (Blue) 12:00 AM
Franconia-Springfield (Blue) 11:58 PM
New Carrollton (Orange) 11:56 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange) 12:09 AM
On After*: Recessions
Specials: Karaoke is special*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
EWH3 #1374: 80s Babies 10th Hash Analversary Trail, September 7, 2023, Gallery Place/ Chinatown (Yellow/Green Line)
***********
A decade ago, on a warm moist September evening, Hurricane Cuntrina introduced her virgin, then “Just Nikki”, to hashing. The shenanigans began with an Anything but Clothes trail, progressed to twinkle juice and a naming, and the evening concluded with epic karaoke at Recessions. This week, Lickthyologist and a crew of 80s baby hares will all be celebrating their 10 year analversaries of hashing with Everyday is Wednesday! Don your best old school or 80s baby attire or come as you are and join us as we look forward to another decade of good bad decisions!
A Few Gems From the 2013 Hash Flash Vault, In No Particular Order:
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 7, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Gallery Place Chinatown, on 7th St in front of the National Portrait Gallery
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & F St NW
Hares: Lickthyologist, Hurricane Cuntrina, Schrodinger’s Cock, Head Injury, You Can’t Handle the Poop
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 1.8 mi. second half
– Walkers: .9 mi first half / .9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (.169 mi to metros). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
Last Trains Out:
Farragut North:
Glenmont (Red) 12:02 AM
Shady Grove (Red) 12:08 AM
Farragut West:
Ashburn (Silver) 12:05 AM
Downtown Largo (Silver) 11:58 PM
Blue Line Downtown Largo (Blue) 12:00 AM
Franconia-Springfield (Blue) 11:58 PM
New Carrollton (Orange) 11:56 PM
Vienna/Fairfax-GMU (Orange) 12:09 AM
On After*: Recessions
Specials: Karaoke is special*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.