Current Run Counts as of November 26th, 2023.

Keeping run counts updated is a constant work in progress. If your count is incorrect, you can email Hash Cash… but don’t be a dick about it.

Hash Cash FAQs:

Q: Which count does Jubilee use?

A: Jubilee uses the “hash count”.  The “run count” doesn’t include times you hared or brew crewed.

Q: I am a Just.  Is there a place online where I can view my run counts?

A: No. Hash Cash is lazy, and beautiful and can’t be bothered to put Just’s run counts online.  You can ask Hash Cash at hash and he will be happy to tell you your number.

Q: Can I pay my Hash Cash in coins?

A: No.  You are a terrible human being.

Q: What about dollar coins?  That’s not the same thing, right?

A: No, I do not want your dollar coins.  This isn’t Canada.

Hash NameTotal Hash CountTotal Run CountTotal Hare CountTotal Brew Crew
... and Throbbin'6510
#241340841
#squadholes857564
1 If By Man, 2 If By She187162169
2 fingers8710
21 Gum Salute6849109
23 in Me807046
6 From Behind313100
6 Pigs in a Blanket 129113160
7 Shooters Up the Ass121200
8APus575430
9-0-2-1-Ho10484155
A Midsemester Night's Cream716281
A Red River Runs Through It3142762711
A Thong of Ice and Fire141220
AARPenis141400
AC/DP373610
Agent Orgy524651
All Abscess Pass2200
All Day I Dream About Sausage151500
All Flash, No Drive13295370
All I Want for Christmas Is a Tube of Meat111100
Amber Alert313010
Amerigo Vespoogie555212
Anal Fission182170111
Areola Borealis198158382
Around the World in 80 Lays15114380
Aryan Sisterhood (Sisterhood)9900
Ass Spelunker908514
Atari 6900 2081403434
Back Snatch43642475
Basement Boy Toy505000
Bear Fucker535210
Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos… Good Times161600
Beetlejizz141400
Bipolar Bear14813666
Bitches Give Stitches143124316
Bless Me Father For I Have Rimmed172157150
Blow Me Closer, Tiny Dancer160140911
Blows A Tranny2852442120
Body Language3300
Bondage, James Bondage383620
BOOM goes the Vaginamite252320
Bow Chic-a Bow Bow329302225
Bugs525020
Bumspringa10286151
Bundeslicker161420
Burlington Ho Factory115851713
By The Power of Gayskull767240
Camo Sutra665592
Can You Rear Me Now 323200
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack5454308827
Can't Get Beaver30930711
Canned Pussy545400
Carnal Tunnel Syndrome393900
Chale Why?262510
Chalk Girl181800
Cheech and Dong134111221
Chics Ahoy! 625381
Chip Off The Old Cock726570
ChippenFailz169147175
Choke 'Em If You Got 'Em 10510500
Choke And GagHer797810
Chokes One Out444040
Clam Bam Thank You Ma'am242130
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind173144263
Close Your Eyes and Hope for the Breast888260
Colliteral Damage394336544
Colostomy Shag706910
CoXXX on Demand3352853416
Crocs On Crocs Off312083
Cum Dumpling7496813434
Cum Peg Me12511951
Daddy's Dick13413121
Daisy Chain180165105
Deaf Lesbian18117821
Deep Anal Horizon313100
Deepthroat Corndog171700
Deetz Nutz164145145
Devil Went Down on Georgia151410
Dial F for Faggot488451370
Dildo Shaggins265250150
Dingle All the Way161141
Do Lay Me9900
Do Until N=3252500
Double Stuffed Whore-E-O838030
Dr Too Little241225151
Drip Dry7700
Dry Rub514182
Dude, That Guy140105233
Dwarfus Interuptus6452210
Dyke Tyson919100
Easter Egg Cunt3201
Edward Sissy Hands10910900
Facial Profiling454320
Fail Her Poon11410860
Fast and Bicurious6600
Fight of the Bumble Tree6600
Finger Dicken Good252311
Fingergrgrgr222200
Fire in the Hole131300
Fish n Tits494180
Flabs Not Abs4400
French Toasted12612420
Fukushemale1029642
Fuppet2200
Fury Load484620
General Tso's Dicken255200514
General's Farm Animal603573237
George StuffedAnOctopus28727647
GeriatricMandering4203306921
Ginger Snatch162148140
Ginja Ninja282521
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang160146140
Glue Factory Gum Job252230
Goat9900
Goldman Ballsachs7657118
Gonna Probably Spew898531
Gotta Eat Dick8710
Grinding Nemo747220
Guanoloco3300
Harem Scarem15215110
Havana Lewinsky181800
Have You Blown My Stapler?575070
Head Injury411339702
Headshart636210
Heaven's Gape6345108
Helen Yeller171610
Ho Ho Ho Your Boat10910
Honey Bunches of Cunt716740
Honey Nut Queerios10910900
Hornblower24624600
How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Fuck161402
Hungry Hungry Homo2792322522
Hurricane Cuntrina292630
Hyperpoop242220
I Bless the Cum Down in Africa191630
I Cum in the Land Down Under11920
I'm Big In Japan323110
Immoral Support787521
Infidellatio346332140
Issues and Tissues13112560
It'z Not Cum, It's Ranch141202
Jackoff Lantern252500
Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog231940
Jigglytits424020
Jinja Ninja (2.0)191801
Jizzdom tooth323200
Kindergarten Cock18617880
Knocked Up13512348
La Gingeracha247222223
Late Nite Drive Thru252240111
Leaning Tower of Please Ya716920
Legman5500
Lick James, Bitch!383800
Lickalottacockus9900
Lickthyologist1811412713
Little Spermaid363510
London Bitches Going Down837490
Lorena Hobbit343130
Mambo # Hives201189120
Manned Parenthood515010
Maybe It's Gaybelline193168232
Mayor Blew Me191801
Moose Knuckles163145126
More Men696630
More Men Pukes Tonight151500
Mourning Wood117781425
Mouthful of Clam193155299
Mr Holland's Anus241950
My Fast Little Poony404000
Narcolimpdick444400
Naughtyacumneatme525020
Nipples to Infinity8800
No Strings Attached (NSA)174160113
Octopussy19719520
One Hit Her Quit Her252410
One Tit Only464330
Orange is the New Snatch504730
Osama Bin Hashing757131
Otto Von Jizzmark464600
Papal Smear11711025
Parks and Defecation454500
Penis Fly Trap686260
Pinocchi-Ho446418244
PITA414100
Please Step Away From the Whores7576564754
Poon Tang Clan615533
Poon-apple Juice2812145314
Preteen Protein515001
Prince Charmin444310
ProBoner969600
Prostate Rights302910
Purple Peter Eater2552113014
Put It Out537479580
Quantum Whizics138125130
Quid Pro Blow2742391619
Raider of the Lost Box838210
Rail Mary113103100
Rambutt504910
Read Between the Slime464510
Ready Player None251234152
Red Roper756582
Robocock8800
Roll Over Bitch (ROB)556517354
Roose Rips201901
Rosetta Bone204178233
Rotten Whore252410
RU-469?15914946
Runs with Bulls464600
Ruth MasturBader Ginsburg101000
S&Mom232219130
S.C.A.B.2200
Sargasm1009820
School for Girls who Cant Sex Good272610
Schrodinger's Cock3742924339
Screaming Pussy635751
Screeching Eargasm101000
SeaBear Slayer3300
Seizure's Phallus231220110
Semen on the Pew378336420
Seriously 5-10282800
Sexually Anxious Disease564871
Shamrock Your Cock4924134633
Shetland Blow-me16616033
Silver Spooge 16615358
Sir Lance-a-Little686710
Sir, Captain Hooker, Sir9711
Skeets, toots, and leaves191720
SKooter Kunte218189218
Slappy Ending403028
Slippery Prick3030
Slopenheimer211812
Slothy Seconds655960
Slurpee the Big Mouth Lass292450
Son, What the Fuck141873816
Sorest Rump185150278
Special Head Kid214182293
Special Red232203272
Sperm With Interest4400
Sphincter Shy2542123210
Spit 'n Spin11410941
Split her Bare11499141
St. Pauli's Girl 235196390
Stain Gretzky3052543021
Starship in Her Thighs11920
StepDaddy373700
Stink Bug181800
Straight In The Navy171700
Tacos On A Bridge806776
Taco Rim Job292900
Testes Testes Testes 1235500
Texas Hold Him12411464
The Cock Whisperer605820
The Cocktease Falcon1009271
The Cumburglar!21020541
The Defense Breasts716371
The Great White MILF272610
The Virginator111100
The Whore You Know181800
They Blow Up So Fast9169166
This Little Piggy Goes To Ballsack4736101
This One Time at Bland Camp121200
Throbbin Hood1791441421
Tie Me Up Before You Go-Go493991
Tik Tok, It's Dik O'Clock413830
Tony Panda31430365
Too Easy918074
Tragic Carpet Ride27026091
Trailor Swift131300
Trains, Stains, & Automobiles (TSA)444220
Tramp-sub-stantiation151500
Trim Shady2321971124
Tryptoclam201811
Tuck Tuck Deuce4133662720
Tumey McBoat Face252410
Turkey Twat555320
Turn the Meat Around888710
Turning Trix is for Kids4322201
Twatterboarding1019443
United States Possum Service (USPS)191063
Unleash the Furry 121200
Uno, Dos, Tres LIFTOFF!3833342326
Unobtainium257238181
Uppercount (Female)9900
Uppercunt (Male)131300
UrinAll the Right Places7700
Vagina is for Lawyers4731124
Vagetarian201613
Vincent Van Gogh Fuck Myself5500
Virgin Mobile8701
Whack-A-Hole686710
What's a Boner?635652
Who Wears Shart Sharts625561
Whoregon Trail171151146
Whoriana Trench705884
Wiener Shitzel484800
Wookin Pa Nub1451161019
Yes We Camry343310
You Can't Handle The Poop137124130
You Sucked My Battledick330286395