Current Run Counts as of April 12th, 2021.

Keeping run counts updated is a constant work in progress. If your count is incorrect, you can email Hash Cash… but don’t be a dick about it.

Hash Cash FAQs:

Q: Which count does Jubilee use?

A: Jubilee uses the “hash count”.  The “run count” doesn’t include times you hared or brew crewed.

Q: I am a Just.  Is there a place online where I can view my run counts?

A: No. Hash Cash is lazy, and beautiful and can’t be bothered to put Just’s run counts online.  You can ask Hash Cash at hash and he will be happy to tell you your number.

Q: Can I pay my Hash Cash in coins?

A: No.  You are a terrible human being.

Q: What about dollar coins?  That’s not the same thing, right?

A: No, I do not want your dollar coins.  This isn’t Canada.

Hash NameTotal Hash CountTotal Run CountTotal Hare CountTotal Brew Crew
1000 Watt Twat141400
21 Gum Salute624598
23 in Me262510
6 From Behind141400
7 Lay Her Bean Dip444220
A Midsemester Night's Cream494351
A Red River Run Through It3112732711
Agent Orgy201901
All Flash, No Drive12894340
Amber Alert232210
Amerigo Vespoogie545112
Anal Fission161149111
Around the World in 80 Lays13713070
Ass for Clunkers363510
Ass Spelunker878214
Assmaster 20001039274
Atari 6900141952422
Back Snatch42541375
Bad Ditch16216110
Barbie Cream House424020
Basement Boy Toy454500
Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos… Good Times111100
Benin Pulled Out797900
Big Bang438416220
Bipolar Bear817425
Bitches Give Stitches7462210
Bless Me Father For I Have Rimmed157145120
Blow Me Closer, Tiny Dancer147128811
Blow Ray Me161510
Bondage, James Bondage262510
Bow Chic-a Bow Bow318292215
Brokeback Mama2902412029
By The Power of Gayskull757140
Cafe Au Laid 222020
Camo Sutra635382
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack5324208527
Can't Get Beaver30530311
Canned Pussy525200
Carnie x5 Cumeleon474700
Chafed and Confused444220
Chale Why?9900
Cheech and Dong123102201
Cheese Jizz636210
Chicken Soup for the Teenage Hole262510
Chics Ahoy!554771
Chip Off The Old Cock706370
Chokes One Out413920
Clitorissa Sexplains my Balls212100
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind837742
Close Your Eyes and Hope for the Breast868060
Cock Whisperer373610
Colliteral Damage341297404
Colostomy Shag686710
Connect Whore10910540
CoXXX on Demand3172673416
Cum Dumpling6545883234
Cum Locker554645
Cum Peg Me12411851
Cuntry Fried Semen101000
Daddy's Dick999621
Deaf Lesbian13713511
Deaf, Dum, and Wine141310
Deathly Swallows13812594
Deep Anal Horizon252500
Deep South in Your Mouth111010
Deetz Nutz161142145
Dial F for Faggot425389360
District 69303000
Do Until N=3242400
Don't Ask Don't Smell2652321914
Double Stuffed Whore-E-O656230
Downward Facing Doggie Style262330
Dr Cockulus121200
Dr Too Little240224151
Duck Bill Cookiepuss201613
Dude, That Guy134102230
Dungeons and Drag Queens333300
Dwarfus Interuptus414010
Dyke Tyson828200
Eats Bush and Leaves111100
Edward Sissy Hands10710700
Ejaculation Overruled302820
Facial Profiling403820
Fail Her Poon11310760
Feliz Nobby Job343400
Fire in the Hole968970
Fire in the Hole Short121200
Fish n Tits463880
Fist Pump757230
For Sale or Rent23723520
Free Little Willy605730
French Toasted12312120
Fury Load434120
General Tso's Dicken167135284
General's Farm Animal518496166
George StuffedAnOctopus23422635
Get Me Off It's My Stop161600
Ginger Snatch12511690
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang160146140
God Save the Peen393630
Goldeneye for the brown guy1100
Goldman Ballsachs7354118
Gonna Probably Spew595621
Greatest Ho On Earth606000
Grinding Nemo737120
Groundhog Lay5410
Happy Poo Year10078166
Harem Scarem13813710
Have You Blown My Stapler?554960
He Doesn't Even Blow Here9900
Head Injury316266482
Heaven's Gape574188
Hell's Anal125107180
Herpes The Love Bug8800
Ho Ho Ho Your Boat7610
Holy Fuck575700
Homo on the Range322741
Honey Bunches of Cunt333120
How I Met My Brother282800
Hung Like Saddam232300
Hungry For Hippos8800
I'm Big In Japan282710
Imagine My Erection5500
Incredible Edible Schmegg12385308
Intestine the Waters353140
Issues and Tissues11611060
It'z Not Cum, It's Ranch11902
Its Not Cocket Science444310
Jackoff Lantern222200
Jizzdom tooth303000
Kaptain Krash292810
Keebler Shelf636030
Kim Slong-Ungh636300
Kindergarten Cock18517780
Knock Knock It's Daddy191900
Knocked Up848022
La Gingeracha228203223
Late Nite Drive Thru249237111
Leaning Tower of Please Ya504910
Little Spermaid353410
Lube Me Up, Scotty848310
Mambo # Hives194184100
Manned Parenthood494810
Maxxximus Interruptus191900
Maybe It's Gaybelline163143191
Mayor Blew Me8800
Meat the Parents151500
Meghan's Law262510
Mein Chomp6600
Mellow Foreskin Cheese355337153
Missed Her Bush626110
Moose Knuckles163145126
More Men676520
Mourning Wood113741425
Mouthful of Clam154131167
Mr Holland's Anus231850
Mr Magoo323110
Muff the Magic Dragon918821
Nasty Gash195164526
No Strings Attached13012361
Nobody Puts Gayby in a Corner555131
Orange is the New Snatch383530
Orgasm 'Til It Stops (OTIS)363600
Orianal Express171700
Osama Bin Hashing737030
Otto Von Jizzmark333300
Panic! With the Crisco131210
Papal Smear10710025
Parks and Defecation434300
Pay as you Go262330
Penis Fly Trap676160
Periodic Fable404000
Please Step Away From the Whores6805944442
Polly Wanna Crack Whore474520
Poon Tang Clan595333
Poon-apple Juice187151279
Pooples Mountain Majesty1139779
Poops I Did it Again635382
Preteen Protein403901
Private Snowball979142
Prostate Rights202000
Put It Out532474580
Quantum Whizics136123130
Queer Today Ghana Tomorrow302433
Quid Pro Blow2412171113
Raider of the Lost Box757410
Rail Mary999090
Read Between the Slime434210
Ready Player None12511951
Red Dong343022
Red Vag of Courage3512894715
Road Kill13312760
Rocket Socket878610
Roll Over Bitch (ROB)488459254
Rosetta Bone193167233
RPI (Rear Protein Injection)411390210
Salem Clit Trials7700
Sally the Jizz Hound524714
School for Girls who Cant Sex Good232210
Schrodinger's Cock3012462629
Seizure's Phallus18417680
Selfie Stick191900
Semen on the Pew341300410
Senior Douchburg454230
Shamrock Your Cock4663904531
Shetland Blow-me15214723
Shitty Porn Story212010
Silver Spooge15914658
Sir Lance-a-Little464510
Sister of a Down202000
SKooter Kunte179155186
Slothy Seconds605550
Slumber Jack8701
Slut Machine242400
Small Craft Advisory8710
Snap, Crackle, Poop!135112122
Son, What the Fuck106732211
Sorest Rump180146268
Special Head Kid189165213
Special Red145134101
Sphincter Shy2442033110
Spit 'n Spin1019821
Split her Bare807091
St. Pauli's Girl234195390
Stain Gretzky2512132117
Straight In The Navy141400
Strange Ground Chuck33032280
Taco Rim Job272700
Tacos On A Bridge685675
Texas Hold Him12111164
The Cocktease Falcon403910
The Cumburglar!10610420
The Defense Breasts282710
The Failing Wall212100
The Great White MILF201910
The Ninjubator222200
The Whore You Know171700
There's A Clap For That16114993
They Blow Up So Fast6348123
Third Girl Problems393711
Throbbin Hood1581251320
Tik Tok, It's Dik O'Clock353230
Tony Panda28828062
Too Easy897874
Tragic Carpet Ride23722791
Trailor Swift131300
Trickle Down Sexonomics252032
Trim Shady2301951124
Tuck Tuck Deuce3943472720
Tumble Cry25924928
Turn the Meat Around727110
Turning Trix is for Kids212010
Twater Boarding999243
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock4153454921
Two Fingers7610
Two Inches in Ladyboy131300
Two Percent Milf11911
Unleash the Furry2200
Uno, Dos, Tres LIFTOFF!3703212326
Uppercount (Female)6600
Uppercunt (Male)8800
UrinAll the Right Places4400
Vagina Optional Internet Preferred111100
Vaginal Countdown1481171516
Virgin Queen13813260
Vladimir Fruitin857960
Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me146126173
Wank Like An Egyptian258240108
Wax On Whacks Off (WOWO)461432290
Well Hung4400
What if God Drove Metrobus131300
What's a Boner?443932
When The Ball Drops625318
White Girl Wasted292900
Who Wears Shart Sharts524561
Who's in my Mouth?151221
Whoregon Trail149133124
Yachty McYachtFace191900
Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers)141301
You Can't Handle The Poop122112100
You Only Cum Once10392101
You Sucked My Battledick289248365

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