Current Run Counts as of September 12th, 2019.

Keeping run counts updated is a constant work in progress. If your count is incorrect, you can email Hash Cash… but don’t be a dick about it.

Hash Cash FAQs:

Q: Which count does Jubilee use?  A: Jubilee uses the “hash count”.  The “run count” doesn’t include times you hared or brew crewed.

Q: I am a Just.  Is there a place online where I can view my run counts?  A: No. Hash Cash is lazy, and beautiful and can’t be bothered to put Just’s run counts online.  You can ask Hash Cash at hash and he will be happy to tell you your number.

Q: Can I pay my Hash Cash in coins?   A: No.  You are a terrible human being.

Q: What about dollar coins?  That’s not the same thing, right?   A: No, I do not want your dollar coins.  This isn’t Canada.

Hash NameTotal Hash CountTotal Run CountTotal Hare CountTotal Brew Crew
1 If By Man, 2 If By She186162159
1000 Watt Twat141400
3 Holer343220
3 Licks to the Center of a Titty Pop252320
6 Pigs in a Blanket127112150
7 Lay Her Bean Dip444220
7-10 Shit474700
A Midsemester Night's Cream484251
A Red River Run Through It3112732711
A Thong of Ice and Fire121020
Agent Orgy111001
All Flash, No Drive12493310
Amber Alert222110
Amerigo Vespoogie524912
Anal Fission157145111
And How's Her Bush127109153
Anne Stank232210
Apparently Pregnant3300
Around the World in 80 Lays1059870
Ass for Clunkers343400
Ass Spelunker868114
Assmaster 20001029174
Atari 6900107691721
Baaa Ram Him6600
Back Door Steward3300
Back Snatch42241075
Bad Ditch16216110
Banana Condom3300
Barbie Cream House424020
Basement Boy Toy373700
Bear Fucker1010
Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos… Good Times5500
Benin Pulled Out797900
Betty Cocker4400
Big Bang437415220
Big Bendover220203152
Bipolar Bear817425
Bitches Give Stitches3210
Bitt Romney404000
Bless Me Father For I Have Rimmed153141120
Blow Me Closer, Tiny Dancer11092810
Blow Ray Me161510
Blows a Tranny2842432120
Bored of Erections313100
Bow Chic-a Bow Bow306281205
Brokeback Mama2882392029
Butt Cherry Poppins3300
By The Power of Gayskull686530
Cafe Au Laid 222020
Camo Sutra615272
Canned Pussy525200
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack5023987727
Can't Get Beaver30430211
Can't Talk with My Mouth Full7700
Carnie x5 Cumeleon474700
Catholick my Baaalls212001
Chafed and Confused444220
Cheech and Dong11293181
Cheese Jizz636210
Chicken Soup for the Teenage Hole262510
Chics Ahoy!494351
Chip Off The Old Cock615470
Chokes One Out333120
Choosy Moms Choose Jizz484800
Clap for Chlamydia171700
Clitorissa Sexplains my Balls212100
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind151500
Close Your Eyes and Hope for the Breast857960
Cock Whisperer363510
Colliteral Damage296259334
Colostomy Shag636210
Connect Whore10910540
CoXXX on Demand3102603416
Cruella de Spill161600
Cum Again Alley101000
Cum Brew Lay656230
Cum Dumpling6125463234
Cum Locker554645
Cum on My Buddy434012
Cum Peg Me12311751
Cums When He Wants302811
Cuntry Fried Semen101000
Daddy's Dick777520
Deaf Lesbian12712601
Deaf, Dum, and Wine141310
Deathly Swallows13512474
Declitarized Zone222200
Deep Anal Horizon121200
Deep South in Your Mouth111010
Deetz Nutz116101105
Dial F for Faggot402367350
Dildo Shaggins264249150
District 69292900
Do Until N=3242400
Don't Ask Don't Smell2652321914
Double Ohhh, Positive188168128
Double Stuffed Whore-E-O656230
Downward Facing Doggie Style252230
Dr Cockulus121200
Dr Too Little239223151
Dr Yoga Sew Ur Sak1100
Drip Dry2200
Duck Bill Cookiepuss201613
Dude, That Guy12598225
Dungeons and Drag Queens333300
Dwarfus Interuptus393810
Easy Bake141400
Eats Bush and Leaves111100
Edward Sissy Hands444400
Eiffel Plow Her414100
Ejaculation Overruled302820
Everything but the Kitchen Sink0000
Fail Her Poon11210660
Fast and Bycurious5500
Feliz Nobby Job343400
Fire in the Hole968970
Fire in the Hole Short121200
Fish n Tits463880
Fist Pump757230
Flab Not Abs141400
Floppy Attachment9900
Floral Sex717010
For Sale or Rent23623420
Free Little Willy605730
French Toasted12212020
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks2200
From Russia With Blood202000
Fury Load343220
General Tso's Dicken130105214
General's Farm Animal505484156
George StuffedAnOctopus22121335
Get Me Off It's My Stop161600
Ginger Snatch878340
Glitter Shitter3300
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang160146140
Glue Factory Gum Drop2200
Go Go Go3300
Goldeneye for the brown guy1100
God Save the Peen393630
Goldman Ballsachs675098
Gonna Probably Spew242310
Greatest Ho On Earth494900
Grinding Nemo727020
Groundhog Lay5410
Gursney Gripper5500
Gypsy Juggs1100
Happy Poo Year10078166
Harem Scarem13313300
Have You Blown My Stapler?554960
He Doesn't Even Blow Here9900
Head Injury279232452
Heaven's Gape161015
Hell's Anal125107180
Hiney Hunter646400
Hitachi Toucha Touch Me1100
Ho Ho Ho Your Boat7610
Holy Fuck565600
Holy Milk of Our Mother424200
Homo on the Range322741
Honey Nut Queerios10710700
How I Met My Brother282800
Hung Like Saddam202000
Hungry For Hippos8800
Hungry Hungry Homo2772312422
I Can Open Your Thighs252500
I Can't Dive 556600
I Cunt Hear You6510
I'm Big In Japan282710
I'm Tho Thor129109200
Imagine My Erection5500
Incredible Edible Schmegg12385308
Intestine the Waters353140
Issues and Tissues10710250
It’s Herpes The Love Bug2200
It's Not Cocket Science424110
Jabba the Butt222200
Jackoff Lantern222200
Jamaican Boobsled Team6510
Jizzdom Tooth252500
Juan In A Million2110
Keebler Shelf625930
Kim Slong-Ungh636300
Kindergarten Cock18517780
Knock Knock It's Daddy181800
Knocked Up575322
Kooter Kunte143122156
La Gingeracha214190213
Lance Asstrong161600
Late Nite Drive Thru247235111
Leaning Tower of Please Ya474610
Little Red Ride-Me-Good2702351916
Little Thunder Clap14814044
Little Zombie Munch Punch8710
London Bitches Going Down817290
Looney Soccer Dad414010
Lorena Hobbit131300
Lube Bottom Me191810
Lube Me Up, Scotty838210
Magic Johnson625750
Mambo # Hives18918090
Manned Parenthood494810
Mary Magnum Lay141400
Maxxximus Interruptus181800
Maybe It's Gaybelline142122191
Mayor Blew Me3300
Meat the Parents151500
Meghan's Law262510
Mein Chomp6600
Mellow Foreskin Cheese352334153
Missed Her Bush626110
Moose Knuckles157140116
More Men636210
Mourning Wood6544813
Mouthful of Clam131113144
Mr Holland's Anus221840
Mr Magoo313010
Muff the Magic Dragon918821
Muppet Rapies655780
My Little Pony182161183
Nasty Gash195164526
No Strings Attached12111551
Nobody Puts Gayby in a Corner555131
Nut Mechanic10710700
Oh, the Humanatee!484710
Old Yell Her3300
One Hit Her Quit Her242310
Only You Can Prevent Bushfires101000
Orange is the New Snatch161600
Orgasm 'Til It Stops (OTIS)343400
Orianal Express171700
Osama Bin Hashing726930
Otto Von Jizzmark313100
Panic! With the Crisco131210
Papal Smear838201
Parks and Defecation424200
Pay as you Go262330
Pebbles For Pussy646220
Pee It Forward1039445
Pee Willy242310
Penis Fly Trap676160
Periodic Fable363600
Pickle Me Elmo111010
Please Step Away From the Whores6115344136
Polly Wanna Crack Whore464510
Poon Tang Clan363411
Poonapple Juice11284208
Poop Dick716650
Pooples Mountain Majesty1129679
Poops I Did it Again535382
Premature Ejaculator787503
Preteen Protein302901
Prince Charmin434210
Private Snowball969042
Prostate Rights202000
Pulp Friction958780
Purple Peter Eater2502102614
Put It Out531473580
Quantum Whizics130118120
Queen Ebola III4400
Queen of the Jungle303000
Queer Today Ghana Tomorrow292333
Quid Pro Blow18917289
Raider of the Lost Box757410
Rail Mary504640
Read Between the Slime434210
Ready Player None514911
Red Dong332922
Red Vag of Courage3512894715
Red White and Poo13312580
Return to Sender's Wife464510
Road Kill13312760
Rocket Socket848310
Roll Over Bitch (ROB)468440244
Rosetta Bone181157213
RPI (Rear Protein Injection)411390210
Runs with Bulls2200
Saigon Sally868510
Salem Clit Trials7700
Sally the Jizz Hound524714
School for Girls who Cant Sex Good232210
Schrodinger's Cock2211801823
Scouts on Her292270
Seizure's Phallus15114560
Selfie Stick191900
Semen on the Pew341300410
Senior Douchburg444130
Senior Sodomizing Slut222200
Seven Queer Stitch353500
Sha Na…Knees Knees151500
Shamrock Your Cock4203474330
Shetland Blow-me14013523
Shitty Porn Story212010
Silver Spooge15914658
Sir Lance-a-Little353410
Sister of a Down202000
Skeets, Toots, and Leaves181620
Skid Marxist262600
SKooter Kunte126106146
Slothy Seconds605550
Slumber Jack8701
Slut Machine222200
Small Craft Advisory8710
Snap, Crackle, Poop!135112122
Snatch Shot328308200
Son, What the Fuck503497
Sorest Rump178145258
Special Head Kid145127162
Special Red1019371
Sphincter Shy2341943010
Spit 'n Spin918821
Split her Bare544851
Spread for the City313010
St. Pauli's Girl234195390
Stain Gretzky2091781714
Sticky Throttle6600
Stinky Deposit Box3300
Straight In The Navy131300
Strange Ground Chuck31730980
Sugar in the Tank9900
Survival Of the Spittest696540
Tacos On A Bridge4400
Taco Rim Job262600
Tapped Three Times130103720
Test Tube Baby11010316
Texas Hold Him12111164
The Assman Cummeth2200
The Cumburglar!676520
The Failing Wall212100
The Great White MILF121110
The Hyperpoop211911
The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe8261165
The Whore You Know151500
There's A Clap For That16114993
They Blow Up So Fast141130
Third Girl Problems393711
Throbbin Hood10780918
Tomb Raper11830
Tony Panda24924252
Too Easy857474
Tragic Carpet Ride22321391
Trailor Swift121200
Trickle Down Sexonomics231832
Trim Shady2291941124
True Bromance343400
Tuck Tuck Deuce3473012620
Tumble Cry24323328
Turn the Meat Around717010
Turning Trix is for Kids212010
Twater Boarding645923
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock4133454721
Two Fingers6510
Two Inches in Ladyboy131300
Two Percent Milf11911
U Ass Ass Ow615920
Uncle Bad Touch111100
Under 25 to Ride656500
Unleash the Furry2200
Uno, Dos, Tres LIFTOFF!3613122326
Uppercount (Female)6600
Uppercunt (Male)8800
Urine Grande Trouble404000
Vagina Optional Internet Preferred6600
Vaginal Countdown1461151516
Virgin Queen13813260
Vladimir Fruitin837760
Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me138119163
Wank Like An Egyptian25724098
Wax On Whacks Off (WOWO)461432290
Well Hung4400
What if God Drove Metrobus131300
What's a Boner?413722
When The Ball Drops524318
Whiskey Business265234310
White Girl Wasted292900
Who Wears Shart Sharts474241
Whora The Explorer2200
Whoregon Trail142126124
Who's in my Mouth?151221
Wiener Shitzel454500
Wife Guard585800
Willy Wanka and the Back Door Factory111100
Wookin Pa Nub136108919
Works for Sax3300
Yachty McYachtFace171700
Yeast Infection645833
Yes We Camry333210
Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers)141301
You Can't Handle The Poop120110100
You Goat Girl292900
You Only Cum Once10392101
You Sucked My Battledick284244364