Current Run Counts as of July 10th, 2019. If your count is completely jacked, you can email Hash Cash. Hash Cash FAQs:
Q: Which count does Jubilee use? A: Jubilee uses the “hash count”. The “run count” doesn’t include times you hared or brew crewed.
Q: I am a Just. Is there a place online where I can view my run counts? A: No. Hash Cash is lazy, and beautiful and can’t be bothered to put Just’s run counts online. You can ask Hash Cash at hash and he will be happy to tell you your number.
Q: Can I pay my Hash Cash in coins? A: No. You are a terrible human being.
Q: What about dollar coins? That’s not the same thing, right? A: No, I do not want your dollar coins. This isn’t Canada.
Hash Name Total Hash Count Total Run Count Total Hare Count Total Brew Crew
The Assman Cummeth 2 2 0 0
Groundhog Lay 8 7 1 0
Deetz Nutz 108 94 9 5
Purple Peter Eater 250 210 26 14
Runs with Bulls 2 2 0 0
Bad Ditch 161 160 1 0
Panic! With the Crisco 13 12 1 0
Quid Pro Blow 183 167 7 9
Banana Condom 3 3 0 0
Deep Anal Horizon 18 18 0 0
Assmaster 2000 83 80 3 0
Red Vag of Courage 351 289 47 15
Mayor Blew Me 3 3 0 0
Trickle Down Sexonomics 23 18 3 2
Homo on the Range 29 24 4 1
Cum Peg Me 123 117 5 1
Easy Bake 14 14 0 0
Poonapple Juice 99 76 16 7
Slumber Jack 2 1 0 1
Lube Bottom Me 19 18 1 0
Pee Willy 24 23 1 0
Deaf Lesbian 125 124 0 1
Anne Stank 23 22 1 0
Vagabondage 25 25 0 0
Penis Fly Trap 67 61 6 0
Deathly Swallows 133 121 8 4
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang 160 146 14 0
Naughtyacumneatme 5 5 0 0
Son, What the Fuck 43 32 5 6
Fast and Bycurious 9 9 0 0
Hungry Hungry Homo 280 234 24 22
Poop Dick 71 66 5 0
Selfie Stick 20 20 0 0
Small Craft Advisory 6 6 0 0
1000 Watt Twat 14 14 0 0
Floral Sex 71 70 1 0
Octopussy 165 163 2 0
Unleash the Furry 1 1 0 0
Vaginal Countdown 147 116 15 16
Pay as you Go 26 23 3 0
Yes We Camry 33 32 1 0
Assfixiation 55 55 0 0
What's a Boner? 46 44 1 1
Poon Tang Clan 32 30 1 1
Mein Chomp 5 5 0 0
Dr Cockulus 12 12 0 0
Quantum Whizics 128 117 11 0
Whiskey Business 265 234 31 0
Knock Knock It's Daddy 5 5 0 0
Get Me Off It's My Stop 16 16 0 0
Jigglytits 21 21 0 0
Boregasm 2 2 0 0
Knocked Up 64 61 1 2
Gonna Probably Spew 21 21 0 0
Kim Slong-Ungh 62 62 0 0
Pebbles For Pussy 64 62 2 0
1 If By Man, 2 If By She 186 162 15 9
Jamaican Boobsled Team 9 8 1 0
Ass Spelunker 86 81 1 4
Pulp Friction 95 87 8 0
Vagina 7 7 0 0
Beetlejizz 14 14 0 0
Looney Soccer Dad 41 40 1 0
Polly Wanna Crack Whore 46 45 1 0
Nobody Puts Gayby in a Corner 54 50 3 1
Yeast Infection 64 58 3 3
Papal Smear 81 81 0 0
Unobtainium 239 225 14 0
Spread for the City 31 30 1 0
Spit 'n Spin 90 87 2 1
Rail Mary 44 40 4 0
The Cumburglar! 61 59 2 0
Queer Today Ghana Tomorrow 29 23 3 3
Fire in the Hole 97 90 7 0
I'm Big In Japan 29 28 1 0
Pee It Forward 103 94 4 5
Cum Locker 55 46 4 5
Dr Yoga Sew Ur Sak 1 1 0 0
Jabba the Butt 22 22 0 0
#squadholes 32 29 3 0
Fail Her Poon 108 102 6 0
iAnal 1 1 0 0
Juan In A Million 2 1 1 0
Squirtle 37 37 0 0
Leaning Tower of Please Ya 56 54 2 0
Twater Boarding 60 56 1 3
Duck Bill Cookiepuss 11 11 0 0
Lorena Hobbit 13 13 0 0
Slut Machine 24 23 1 0
One Hit Her Quit Her 24 23 1 0
White Girl Wasted 28 28 0 0
Premature Ejaculator 78 75 0 3
Atari 6900 125 80 20 25
Wank Like An Egyptian 256 239 9 8
Semen on the Pew 339 298 41 0
Strange Ground Chuck 315 307 8 0
Eiffel Plow Her 42 42 0 0
Cock-A-Thong 59 57 2 0
Straight In The Navy 13 13 0 0
Tapped Three Times 130 103 7 20
The Great White MILF 11 10 1 0
Saigon Sally 86 85 1 0
Queen of the Jungle 30 30 0 0
All Flash, No Drive 124 93 31 0
Bring-em-hung 9 8 1 0
Hung Like Saddam 22 22 0 0
Meghan's Law 28 27 1 0
Cum on My Buddy 43 40 1 2
Chafed and Confused 51 49 2 0
Peeyore 51 51 0 0
By The Power of Gayskull 63 60 3 0
Fist Pump 74 70 4 0
Honey Nut Queerios 107 107 0 0
There's A Clap For That 161 149 9 3
Silver Spooge 165 152 5 8
Bipolar Bear 81 75 1 5
Poops I Did it Again 53 53 8 2
Ass for Clunkers 33 33 0 0
Under 25 to Ride 65 65 0 0
He Doesn't Even Blow Here 9 9 0 0
Mr Magoo 31 30 1 0
Feliz Nobby Job 33 33 0 0
True Bromance 34 34 0 0
Cock Whisperer 38 36 2 0
You Can't Handle The Poop 117 109 8 0
Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me 131 115 15 1
Virgin Queen 138 132 6 0
Blows a Tranny 287 245 22 20
Colostomy Shag 63 62 1 0
La Gingeracha 210 193 17 0
Cheech and Dong 108 91 17 0
More Men 63 62 1 0
Sargasm 81 79 2 0
Raider of the Lost Box 75 74 1 0
Taco Rim Job 25 25 0 0
Oh, the Humanatee! 48 47 1 0
Tosh.Homo 140 134 6 0
Who Wears Shart Sharts 47 42 4 1
Kindergarten Cock 186 178 8 0
It's Not Cocket Science 43 42 1 0
Blow Ray Me 13 13 0 0
Everything but the Kitchen Sink 3 3 0 0
Happy Poo Year 100 78 16 6
Chip Off The Old Cock 63 56 7 0
Betty Cocker 4 4 0 0
School for Girls who Cant Sex Good 23 22 1 0
Mambo # Hives 187 178 9 0
Dr Too Little 242 226 15 1
You Sucked My Battledick 277 236 37 4
Yachty McYachtFace 15 15 0 0
Uno, Dos, Tres LIFTOFF! 354 306 22 26
Pooples Mountain Majesty 112 96 7 9
Pickle Me Elmo 11 10 1 0
London Bitches Going Down 81 72 9 0
French Toasted 122 120 2 0
My Little Pony 182 161 18 3
Big Bang 437 415 22 0
Special Red 96 88 7 1
Choosy Moms Choose Jizz 48 48 0 0
Test Tube Baby 110 103 1 6
Special Head Kid 138 121 15 2
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock 412 344 47 21
Orange is the New Snatch 15 15 0 0
Shamrock Your Cock 419 346 43 30
Uppercount (Female) 6 6 0 0
Have You Blown My Stapler? 37 34 3 0
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks 3 3 0 0
Barbie Cream House 22 22 0 0
Heaven's Gape 44 32 7 5
Chics Ahoy! 51 45 5 1
Clitorissa Sexplains my Balls 20 20 0 0
Uncle Bad Touch 11 11 0 0
TITS 100 100 0 0
Harem Scarem 133 133 0 0
Snap, Crackle, Poop! 135 112 1 22
Otto Von Jizzmark 30 30 0 0
For Sale or Rent 236 234 2 0
Edward Sissy Hands 39 39 0 0
Bitt Romney 40 40 0 0
Rocket Socket 84 83 1 0
Bored of Erections 31 31 0 0
Back Snatch 423 411 7 5
Ejaculation Overruled 26 24 2 0
I Can Open Your Thighs 25 25 0 0
Two Fingers 5 5 0 0
Seven Queer Stitch 35 35 0 0
You Only Cum Once 95 85 9 1
Chicken Soup for the Teenage Hole 21 20 1 0
Sha Na…Knees Knees 15 15 0 0
RG3some 101 95 6 0
From Russia With Blood 20 20 0 0
Grinding Nemo 69 67 2 0
Jack 40 38 2 0
Tumble Cry 243 233 2 8
Osama Bin Hashing 72 69 3 0
I'm Tho Thor 130 110 20 0
Necrocancer 41 40 1 0
Dungeons and Drag Queens 26 26 0 0
Cheese Jizz 63 62 1 0
CoXXX on Demand 307 259 32 16
Cum Brew Lay 65 62 3 0
Holy Fuck 56 56 0 0
Schrodinger's Cock 216 177 16 23
Dildo Shaggins 264 249 15 0
Preteen Protein 27 27 0 0
Kooter Kunte 129 108 15 6
SKooter Kunte 134 112 16 6
Snatch Shot 328 308 20 0
Cums When He Wants 30 28 1 1
Cruella de Spill 16 16 0 0
Ballzheimers 83 83 0 0
Gursney Gripper 5 5 0 0
Jackoff Lantern 20 20 0 0
Trailor Swift 12 12 0 0
Turn the Meat Around 71 70 1 0
Cum Dumpling 606 541 31 34
Butt Cherry Poppins 3 3 0 0
Sister of a Down 15 15 0 0
Parks and Defecation 42 42 0 0
Big Bendover 209 192 15 2
George StuffedAnOctopus 216 208 3 5
Hornblower 241 241 0 0
Tony Panda 247 240 5 2
Sally the Jizz Hound 52 47 1 4
Ready Player None 42 42 0 0
Maybe It's Gaybelline 142 122 19 1
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack 509 402 78 29
Brokeback Mama 289 238 22 29
Dial F for Faggot 402 367 35 0
Double Stuffed Whore-E-O 64 61 3 0
St. Pauli's Girl 234 195 39 0
Blow Me Closer, Tiny Dancer 103 86 7 10
Whoregon Trail 140 124 12 4
Infidellatio 258 249 9 0
Around the World in 80 Lays 109 102 7 0
Senior Douchburg 44 41 3 0
3 Licks to the Center of a Titty Pop 25 23 2 0
I Can't Dive 55 6 6 0 0
Rosetta Bone 177 154 20 3
Colliteral Damage 293 258 31 4
Old Yell Her 3 3 0 0
PITA 21 21 0 0
A Midsemester Night's Cream 50 43 6 1
Connect Whore 106 102 4 0
Eats Bush and Leaves 10 10 0 0
Vladimir Fruitin 82 76 6 0
Fukushemale 63 58 4 1
Mourning Wood 56 39 7 10
Read Between the Slime 42 41 1 0
Tomb Raper 11 8 3 0
Basement Boy Toy 54 52 2 0
Wiener Shitzel 47 47 0 0
Tragic Carpet Ride 216 207 9 0
StepDaddy 18 18 0 0
Catholick my Baaalls 21 20 0 1
Dwarfus Interuptus 43 42 1 0
Wookin Pa Nub 136 108 9 19
S'mores 20 7 1 12
Turning Trix is for Kids 21 20 1 0
Muppet Rapies 65 57 8 0
Catshiiiiiiit 4 4 0 0
Uppercunt (Male) 8 8 0 0
Mr Holland's Anus 21 18 3 0
Mary Magnum Lay 14 14 0 0
Ghettoman 3 3 0 0
7 Lay Her Bean Dip 44 42 2 0
L'Chymen 62 47 10 5
Salem Clit Trials 7 7 0 0
Orgasm 'Til It Stops (OTIS) 34 34 0 0
Prince Charmin 43 42 1 0
Greatest Ho On Earth 52 52 0 0
Road Kill 133 127 6 0
Only You Can Prevent Bushfires 10 10 0 0
Can't Talk with My Mouth Full 7 7 0 0
Slothy Seconds 55 52 3 0
Prostitard 38 38 0 0
God Save the Peen 34 31 3 0
Agent Orgy 16 14 1 1
Bumspringa 93 80 12 1
Drip Dry 2 2 0 0
S&Mom 230 218 12 0
Skeets, Toots, and Leaves 18 16 2 0
Goldman Ballsachs 65 49 8 8
MudFlap 105 105 0 0
Fingergrgrgr 18 18 0 0
Whack-A-Hole 56 55 1 0
Urine Grande Trouble 40 40 0 0
8APus 52 49 3 0
Moose Knuckles 157 140 11 6
Jew-Cock-A 130 111 11 8
Floppy Attachment 9 9 0 0
Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos… Good Times 3 3 0 0
I Cunt Hear You 6 5 1 0
6 Pigs in a Blanket 127 112 15 0
Little Red Ride-Me-Good 270 235 19 16
Fish n Tits 42 35 7 0
Bitches Give Stitches 8 8 0 0
U Ass Ass Ow 61 59 2 0
Melabonin 42 40 2 0
When The Ball Drops 55 45 1 9
Nasty Gash 195 164 5 26
RPI (Rear Protein Injection) 411 390 21 0
What if God Drove Metrobus 13 13 0 0
Glitter Shitter 3 3 0 0
Meat the Parents 12 12 0 0
Bow Chic-a Bow Bow 306 281 20 5
It’s Herpes The Love Bug 4 4 0 0
Jizzdom Tooth 25 25 0 0
Two Percent Milf 11 9 1 1
Sphincter Shy 230 190 30 10
Baaa Ram Him 5 5 0 0
Who's in my Mouth? 13 10 2 1
The Hyperpoop 20 18 1 1
Issues and Tissues 105 100 5 0
Arithmadick 28 26 2 0
Split her Bare 51 45 5 1
Survival Of the Spittest 69 65 4 0
Lickthyologist 75 66 7 2
Intestine the Waters 33 29 4 0
Cum Again Alley 10 10 0 0
Little Zombie Munch Punch 7 7 0 0
RagnaCock 10 9 1 0
Amber Alert 21 21 0 0
Carnie x5 Cumeleon 45 45 0 0
Texas Hold Him 121 111 6 4
Willy Wanka and the Back Door Factory 11 11 0 0
Incredible Edible Schmegg 123 85 30 8
#2 388 384 4 0
Put It Out 531 473 58 0
A Thong of Ice and Fire 14 12 2 0
Missed Her Bush 62 61 1 0
Stain Gretzky 204 173 17 14
General's Farm Animal 501 480 15 6
Fury Load 29 27 2 0
Two Inches in Ladyboy 13 13 0 0
Dude, That Guy 132 102 3 27
Manned Parenthood 49 48 1 0
Daddy's Dick 78 76 2 0
Senior Sodomizing Slut 22 22 0 0
And How's Her Bush 127 109 15 3
Little Thunder Clap 148 140 4 4
Sorest Rump 178 145 25 8
Roll Over Bitch (ROB) 466 438 24 4
Imagine My Erection 2 2 0 0
Cuntry Fried Semen 9 9 0 0
Prostate Rights 18 18 0 0
Private Snowball 96 90 4 2
Please Step Away From the Whores 606 530 41 35
Canned Pussy 50 50 0 0
Nut Mechanic 107 107 0 0
Ginger Snatch 86 82 4 0
Maxxximus Interruptus 18 18 0 0
They Blow Up So Fast 12 11 1 0
Magic Johnson 62 57 5 0
Throbbin Hood 102 75 9 18
No Strings Attached 117 112 4 1
Double Ohhh, Positive 188 168 12 8
Keebler Shelf 61 58 3 0
The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe 82 61 16 5
Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers) 14 13 0 1
Gypsy Juggs 1 1 0 0
Too Easy 84 73 7 4
GeriatricMandering 302 243 43 16
Holy Milk of Our Mother 43 43 0 0
C-42Oh 44 39 5 0
Doppelbanger 29 29 0 0
Close Your Eyes and Hope for the Breast 85 80 5 0
Red Dong 32 29 1 2
7-10 Shit 47 47 0 0
Seizure's Phallus 147 141 6 0
Go Go Go 3 3 0 0
Hercu-PLEASE 47 40 7 0
A Red River Run Through It 309 271 27 11
Lube Me Up, Scotty 83 82 1 0
General Tso's Dicken 124 100 20 4
Periodic Fable 33 33 0 0
Hungry For Hippos 5 5 0 0
Robocock 7 7 0 0
Don't Ask Don't Smell 258 225 19 14
Return to Sender's Wife 46 45 1 0
Camo Sutra 63 57 6 0
Scouts on Her 29 22 7 0
Fire in the Hole Short 11 11 0 0
Do Until N=3 15 15 0 0
Bless Me Father For I Have Rimmed 153 141 12 0
Anal Fission 169 156 2 11
Well Hung 3 3 0 0
Deaf, Dum, and Wine 6 6 0 0
Lance Asstrong 16 16 0 0
Flab Not Abs 20 20 0 0
Sir Lance-a-Little 34 33 1 0
Cafe Au Laid 16 14 2 0
District 69 29 29 0 0
ChippenFailz 168 146 17 5
Muff the Magic Dragon 91 88 2 1
Red White and Poo 133 125 8 0
AC/DP 26 26 0 0
3 Holer 34 32 2 0
Mouthful of Clam 131 113 14 4
Cornpolio 54 54 0 0
Wax On Whacks Off (WOWO) 461 432 29 0
Pinocchi-Ho 367 346 17 4
Amerigo Vespoogie 41 38 1 2
How I Met My Brother 27 27 0 0
Shetland Blow-me 144 139 2 3
Benin Pulled Out 78 78 0 0
Downward Facing Doggie Style 23 20 3 0
Topher 122 110 12 0
Deep South in Your Mouth 13 12 1 0
Nightstalker 7 7 0 0
Trim Shady 229 194 11 24
Chayanne 18 18 0 0
Ho Ho Ho Your Boat 9 8 1 0
Hell's Anal 122 104 18 0
The Whore You Know 14 14 0 0
Can't Get Beaver 304 302 1 1
Sticky Throttle 6 6 0 0
Chokes One Out 32 30 2 0
Late Nite Drive Thru 247 235 1 11
Third Girl Problems 38 36 1 1
Free Little Willy 59 56 3 0
Tuck Tuck Deuce 337 291 26 20
Head Injury 262 221 41 0
Mellow Foreskin Cheese 350 333 14 3
Shitty Porn Story 17 16 1 0
Orianal Express 17 17 0 0
Declitarized Zone 22 22 0 0
Bear Fucker 1 0 1 0
Hitachi Toucha Touch Me 1 1 0 0
Back Door Steward 2 2 0 0
Glue Factory Gum Drop 2 2 0 0
Whora The Explorer 2 2 0 0
Apparently Pregnant 3 3 0 0
Stinky Deposit Box 3 3 0 0
Works for Sax 3 3 0 0
ICUP 4 4 0 0
Queen Ebola III 4 4 0 0
Sugar in the Tank 9 9 0 0
Vagina Optional Internet Preffered 14 14 0 0
Clap for Chlamydia 17 17 0 0
The Failing Wall 20 20 0 0
Skid Marxist 26 26 0 0
Handjob 27 27 0 0
You Goat Girl 29 29 0 0
Wife Guard 58 58 0 0
Hiney Hunter 64 64 0 0
Scab 66 66 0 0
TwatsssuuupppTM 118 118 0 0