Current Run Counts as of May 6th, 2023.

Keeping run counts updated is a constant work in progress. If your count is incorrect, you can email Hash Cash… but don’t be a dick about it.

Hash Cash FAQs:

Q: Which count does Jubilee use?

A: Jubilee uses the “hash count”.  The “run count” doesn’t include times you hared or brew crewed.

Q: I am a Just.  Is there a place online where I can view my run counts?

A: No. Hash Cash is lazy, and beautiful and can’t be bothered to put Just’s run counts online.  You can ask Hash Cash at hash and he will be happy to tell you your number.

Q: Can I pay my Hash Cash in coins?

A: No.  You are a terrible human being.

Q: What about dollar coins?  That’s not the same thing, right?

A: No, I do not want your dollar coins.  This isn’t Canada.

Hash NameTotal Hash CountTotal Run CountTotal Hare CountTotal Brew Crew
... and Throbbin'6510
1 If By Man, 2 If By She187162169
21 Gum Salute6749108
23 in Me807046
6 From Behind282800
6 Pigs in a Blanket 129113160
7 Shooters Up the Ass121200
A Midsemester Night's Cream706271
A Red River Runs Through It3132752711
A Thong of Ice and Fire141220
Agent Orgy464141
All Abscess Pass2200
All Day I Dream About Sausage151500
All Flash, No Drive13195360
All I Want for Christmas Is a Tube of Meat111100
Amber Alert302910
Amerigo Vespoogie555212
Anal Fission181169111
Areola Borealis198158382
Around the World in 80 Lays14713980
Ass Spelunker898414
Atari 6900 1971333034
Back Snatch43642475
Basement Boy Toy505000
Bear Fucker494810
Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos… Good Times161600
Bipolar Bear13512366
Bitches Give Stitches134115316
Bless Me Father For I Have Rimmed172157150
Blow Me Closer, Tiny Dancer160140911
Body Language3300
Bondage, James Bondage373520
BOOM goes the Vaginamite252320
Bow Chic-a Bow Bow327300225
Burlington Ho Factory95721310
By The Power of Gayskull767240
Camo Sutra665592
Can You Rear Me Now 323200
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack5454308827
Can't Get Beaver30830611
Canned Pussy535300
Carnal Tunnel Syndrome393900
Chale Why?262510
Chalk Girl181800
Cheech and Dong132111201
Chics Ahoy! 615281
Chip Off The Old Cock726570
Choke 'Em If You Got 'Em 10510500
Choke And GagHer797810
Chokes One Out434030
Clam Bam Thank You Ma'am232120
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind154131203
Close Your Eyes and Hope for the Breast888260
Colliteral Damage387333504
Colostomy Shag706910
CoXXX on Demand3302803416
Crocs On Crocs Off201532
Cum Dumpling7416733434
Cum Peg Me12511951
Daddy's Dick12812521
Daisy Chain180165105
Deaf Lesbian17917621
Deep Anal Horizon313100
Deepthroat Corndog9900
Deetz Nutz164145145
Dial F for Faggot488451370
Dildo Shaggins265250150
Dingle All the Way10640
Do Lay Me9900
Do Until N=3252500
Double Stuffed Whore-E-O817830
Dr Too Little241225151
Drip Dry7700
Dry Rub483972
Dude, That Guy140105233
Dwarfus Interuptus564826
Dyke Tyson919100
Easter Egg Cunt3201
Edward Sissy Hands10910900
Facial Profiling454320
Fail Her Poon11410860
Fast and Bicurious6600
Fight of the Bumble Tree6600
Finger Dicken Good232111
Fish n Tits494180
Flabs Not Abs3300
French Toasted12512320
Fury Load484620
General Tso's Dicken250199474
General's Farm Animal585557217
George StuffedAnOctopus27126245
Ginger Snatch160147130
Ginja Ninja242310
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang160146140
Glue Factory Gum Job232030
Goldman Ballsachs7657118
Gonna Probably Spew898531
Gotta Eat Dick8710
Grinding Nemo747220
Harem Scarem14914810
Head Injury400332662
Heaven's Gape624598
Helen Yeller171610
Ho Ho Ho Your Boat10910
Honey Bunches of Cunt686440
Honey Nut Queerios10910900
Hungry Hungry Homo2792322522
Hurricane Cuntrina282620
I Bless the Cum Down in Africa191630
I Cum in the Land Down Under11920
I'm Big In Japan292810
Immoral Support555410
Issues and Tissues13012460
It'z Not Cum, It's Ranch141202
Jackoff Lantern242400
Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog231940
Jinja Ninja (2.0)4400
Jizzdom tooth323200
Kindergarten Cock18617880
Knocked Up12611628
La Gingeracha246221223
Late Nite Drive Thru251239111
Leaning Tower of Please Ya706820
Lick James, Bitch!383800
Little Spermaid363510
London Bitches Going Down837490
Lorena Hobbit302820
Mambo # Hives200189110
Manned Parenthood515010
Maybe It's Gaybelline192167232
Mayor Blew Me171601
Moose Knuckles163145126
Mourning Wood117781425
Mouthful of Clam192154299
Mr Holland's Anus241950
My Fast Little Poony404000
Nipples to Infinity8800
No Strings Attached (NSA)165153102
One Hit Her Quit Her252410
One Tit Only464330
Orange is the New Snatch504730
Osama Bin Hashing757131
Otto Von Jizzmark464600
Papal Smear11010325
Parks and Defecation454500
Penis Fly Trap686260
Please Step Away From the Whores7446464652
Poon Tang Clan615533
Poon-apple Juice2692045114
Preteen Protein494801
Prince Charmin444310
Prostate Rights282800
Purple Peter Eater2542112914
Put It Out537479580
Quantum Whizics138125130
Quid Pro Blow2732391519
Raider of the Lost Box828110
Rail Mary112102100
Read Between the Slime464510
Ready Player None228211152
Red Roper736382
Roll Over Bitch (ROB)545508334
Rosetta Bone203177233
Rotten Whore252410
School for Girls who Cant Sex Good272610
Schrodinger's Cock3652883839
Screaming Pussy454410
Screeching Eargasm5500
SeaBear Slayer3300
Seizure's Phallus223212110
Semen on the Pew378336420
Seriously 5-10282800
Sexually Anxious Disease423750
Shamrock Your Cock4874094632
Shetland Blow-me16616033
Silver Spooge 16515258
Sir Lance-a-Little626110
Sir, Captain Hooker, Sir9711
Skeets, toots, and leaves191720
SKooter Kunte218189218
Slappy Ending403028
Slippery Prick3030
Slothy Seconds655960
Slurpee the Big Mouth Lass292450
Son, What the Fuck141873816
Sorest Rump183148278
Special Head Kid211180283
Special Red216191232
Sperm With Interest4400
Sphincter Shy2542123210
Spit 'n Spin11310931
Split her Bare11297141
St. Pauli's Girl 235196390
Stain Gretzky2982473021
Starship in Her Thighs11920
Stink Bug181800
Straight In The Navy161600
Tacos On A Bridge806776
Taco Rim Job282800
Testes Testes Testes 1235500
Texas Hold Him12411464
The Cock Whisperer595720
The Cocktease Falcon1009271
The Cumburglar!18918531
The Defense Breasts716371
The Great White MILF262510
The Virginator101000
The Whore You Know181800
They Blow Up So Fast9068166
This Little Piggy Goes To Ballsack312371
This One Time at Bland Camp121200
Throbbin Hood1791441421
Tie Me Up Before You Go-Go342671
Tik Tok, It's Dik O'Clock413830
Tony Panda30929964
Too Easy907974
Tragic Carpet Ride26625691
Trailor Swift131300
Trains, Stains, & Automobiles (TSA)403820
Trim Shady2321971124
Tuck Tuck Deuce4123652720
Tumey McBoat Face151500
Turkey Twat514920
Turn the Meat Around888710
Turning Trix is for Kids4322201
United States Possum Service (USPS)10523
Unleash the Furry 121200
Uno, Dos, Tres LIFTOFF!3813322326
Uppercount (Female)8800
Uppercunt (Male)121200
UrinAll the Right Places7700
Vagina is for Lawyers291874
Vincent Van Gogh Fuck Myself5500
Virgin Mobile6501
What's a Boner?635652
Who Wears Shart Sharts615461
Whoregon Trail171151146
Whoriana Trench554564
Wiener Shitzel464600
Wookin Pa Nub1431141019
Yes We Camry343310
You Can't Handle The Poop136124120
You Sucked My Battledick328285385