Current Run Counts as of March 13th, 2024.

Keeping run counts updated is a constant work in progress. If your count is incorrect, you can email Hash Cash… but don’t be a dick about it.

Hash Cash FAQs:

Q: Which count does Jubilee use?

A: Jubilee uses the “hash count”.  The “run count” doesn’t include times you hared or brew crewed.

Q: I am a Just.  Is there a place online where I can view my run counts?

A: No. Hash Cash is lazy, and beautiful and can’t be bothered to put Just’s run counts online.  You can ask Hash Cash at hash and he will be happy to tell you your number.

Q: Can I pay my Hash Cash in coins?

A: No.  You are a terrible human being.

Q: What about dollar coins?  That’s not the same thing, right?

A: No, I do not want your dollar coins.  This isn’t Canada.

Hash NameTotal Hash CountTotal Run CountTotal Hare CountTotal Brew Crew
... and Throbbin'6510
1 If By Man, 2 If By She187162169
2 fingers8710
21 Gum Salute6849109
23 in Me807046
6 From Behind353500
6 Pigs in a Blanket129113160
7 Shooters Up the Ass121200
A Midsemester Night's Cream726381
A Red River Runs Through It3142762711
A Thong of Ice and Fire141220
Agent Orgy554852
All Abscess Pass2200
All Day I Dream About Sausage151500
All Flash, No Drive13295370
All I Want for Christmas Is a Tube of Meat111100
Amber Alert313010
Amerigo Vespoogie555212
Anal Fission187175111
Areola Borealis198158382
Around the World in 80 Lays15114380
Aryan Sisterhood (Avian Sisterhood)121200
Ass Spelunker908514
Atari 69002161443735
Back Snatch43842675
Basement Boy Toy505000
Bear Fucker585710
Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos… Good Times161600
Bipolar Bear15013866
Bitches Give Stitches152132416
Bless Me Father For I Have Rimmed173157160
Blow Me Closer, Tiny Dancer1621411011
Blows A Tranny2892482120
Body Language3300
Bondage, James Bondage383620
BOOM goes the Vaginamite252320
Bow Chic-a Bow Bow330302235
Burlington Ho Factory131962015
By The Power of Gayskull767240
Camo Sutra665592
Can You Rear Me Now323200
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack5454308827
Can't Get Beaver31030811
Canned Pussy545400
Carnal Tunnel Syndrome393900
Chale Why?262510
Chalk Girl181800
Cheech and Dong135112221
Chics Ahoy!625381
Chip Off The Old Cock726570
Choke 'Em If You Got 'Em 10510500
Choke And GagHer797810
Chokes One Out444040
Clam Bam Thank You Ma'am242130
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind178148273
Close Your Eyes and Hope for the Breast898360
Colliteral Damage400340564
Colostomy Shag706910
CoXXX on Demand3362863416
Crocs On Crocs Off362493
Cum Dumpling7556873434
Cum Peg Me12511951
Daddy's Dick13713421
Daisy Chain180165105
Deaf Lesbian18117821
Deep Anal Horizon313100
Deepthroat Corndog171700
Deetz Nutz164145145
Dial F for Faggot490453370
Dildo Shaggins265250150
Dingle All the Way261862
Do Lay Me9900
Do Until N=3252500
Double Stuffed Whore-E-O838030
Dr Too Little241225151
Drip Dry7700
Dry Rub534292
Dude, That Guy140105233
Dusty Dick6600
Dwarfus Interuptus6452210
Dyke Tyson919100
Easter Egg Cunt3201
Edward Sissy Hands10910900
Face Down Mask Up141301
Facial Profiling464420
Fail Her Poon11410860
Fast and Bicurious6600
Feliz Knobby Job353500
Fight of the Bumble Tree6600
Finger Dicken Good272421
Fire in the Hole131300
Fish n Tits494180
Flabs Not Abs4400
French Toasted12612420
Fucks Up Doc989800
Fury Load484620
General Tso's Dicken261204534
General's Farm Animal612582237
George StuffedAnOctopus30228958
Ginger Snatch163149140
Ginja Ninja282521
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang160146140
Glue Factory Gum Job252230
Goldman Ballsachs7657118
Gonna Probably Spew898531
Gotta Eat Dick8710
Grinding Nemo747220
Harem Scarem15215110
Havana Lewinsky252302
Have You Blown My Stapler?575070
Head Injury418343732
Heaven's Gape6345108
Helen Yeller171610
Ho Ho Ho Your Boat10910
Honey Bunches of Cunt746950
Honey Nut Queerios10910900
How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Fuck322165
Hungry Hungry Homo2792322522
Hurricane Cuntrina292630
I Bless the Cum Down in Africa191630
I Cum in the Land Down Under11920
I'm Big In Japan323110
Immoral Support858221
Issues and Tissues13112560
It'z Not Cum, It's Ranch141202
Jackoff Lantern252500
Jeremiah Was a Cumfrog231940
Jinja Ninja (2.0)232201
Jizzdom tooth323200
Kindergarten Cock18617880
Knocked Up14313148
La Gingeracha250225223
Late Nite Drive Thru252240111
Latter-Day Skank252023
Leaning Tower of Please Ya767420
Lick James, Bitch!383800
Limpy Gonzales5500
Little Spermaid363510
London Bitches Going Down837490
Lorena Hobbit353230
Mambo # Hives201189120
Manned Parenthood515010
Maybe It's Gaybelline193168232
Mayor Blew Me222101
Moose Knuckles163145126
More Men696630
More Men Pukes Tonight171700
Mourning Wood117781425
Mouthful of Clam194156299
Mr Holland's Anus241950
Muff the Magic Dragon928921
My Fast Little Poony404000
Nipples to Infinity8800
No Strings Attached (NSA)187171133
One Hit Her Quit Her252410
One Tit Only464330
Orange is the New Snatch504730
Osama Bin Hashing757131
Otto Von Jizzmark464600
Papal Smear11811125
Parks and Defecation454500
Penis Fly Trap686260
Please Step Away From the Whores7646634754
Poon Tang Clan615533
Poon-apple Juice2952265514
Preteen Protein515001
Prince Charmin444310
Prostate Rights313010
Puppy Pimp343400
Purple Peter Eater2552113014
Put It Out537479580
Quantum Whizics138125130
Quid Pro Blow2742391619
Raider of the Lost Box838210
Rail Mary113103100
Read Between the Slime464510
Ready Player None266247163
Red Roper756582
Roll Over Bitch (ROB)561522354
Roose Rips322804
Rosetta Bone204178233
Rotten Whore252410
Runs with Bulls464600
Ruth MasturBader Ginsburg202000
School for Girls who Cant Sex Good272610
Schrodinger's Cock3762934340
Screaming Pussy686251
Screeching Eargasm141400
SeaBear Slayer3300
Seizure's Phallus232221110
Semen on the Pew378336420
Seriously 5-10313100
Sexually Anxious Disease655591
Shamrock Your Cock5014204833
Shetland Blow-me16616033
Silver Spooge16615358
Sir Lance-a-Little686710
Sir, Captain Hooker, Sir9711
Skeets, toots, and leaves191720
SKooter Kunte218189218
Slappy Ending403028
Slippery Prick3030
Slothy Seconds666060
Slurpee the Big Mouth Lass292450
Son, What the Fuck142873916
Sorest Rump185150278
Special Head Kid215183293
Special Red242212273
Sperm With Interest4400
Sphincter Shy2542123210
Spit 'n Spin11611051
Split her Bare119104141
St. Pauli's Girl235196390
Stain Gretzky3122573322
Starship in Her Thighs11920
Stink Bug181800
Straight In The Navy171700
Tacos On A Bridge806776
Taco Rim Job292900
Testes Testes Testes 1235500
Texas Hold Him12411464
The Cock Whisperer626020
The Cocktease Falcon1009271
The Cumburglar!22521771
The Defense Breasts716371
The Devil Went Down on Georgia171610
The Great White MILF272610
The Virginator111100
The Whore You Know181800
These Are the Tits You're Looking For161501
They Blow Up So Fast9169166
This Little Piggy Goes To Ballsack5342101
This One Time at Bland Camp121200
Throbbin Hood1801451421
Tie Me Up Before You Go-Go5341111
Tik Tok, It's Dik O'Clock413830
Tony Panda32030785
Too Easy948374
Tragic Carpet Ride27426491
Trailor Swift131300
Trains, Stains, & Automobiles (TSA)454320
Trim Shady2321971124
Tuck Tuck Deuce4153682720
Tumey McBoat Face393351
Turkey Twat565420
Turn the Meat Around888710
Turning Trix is for Kids4322201
United States Possum Service (USPS)221363
Unleash the Furry121200
Uno, Dos, Tres LIFTOFF!3833342326
Uppercount (Female)9900
Uppercunt (Male)131300
UrinAll the Right Places7700
Vagina is for Lawyers6344145
Vincent Van Gogh Fuck Myself5500
Virgin Mobile8701
What's a Boner?645752
Who Wears Shart Sharts625561
Whoregon Trail175152176
Whoriana Trench796784
Wiener Shitzel484800
Wookin Pa Nub1451161019
Yes We Camry343310
You Can't Handle The Poop137124130
You Sucked My Battledick330286395