Current Run Counts as of January 9th, 2020.
Keeping run counts updated is a constant work in progress. If your count is incorrect, you can email Hash Cash… but don’t be a dick about it.
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Hash Name Total Hash Count Total Run Count Total Hare Count Total Brew Crew
#2 390 385 4 1
#squadholes 51 43 4 4
1 If By Man, 2 If By She 186 162 15 9
1000 Watt Twat 14 14 0 0
3 Holer 34 32 2 0
3 Licks to the Center of a Titty Pop 25 23 2 0
6 Pigs in a Blanket 127 112 15 0
6 From Behind 8 8 0 0
7 Lay Her Bean Dip 44 42 2 0
7-10 Shit 47 47 0 0
8APus 52 49 3 0
9-0-2-1-Ho 13 10 1 2
A Midsemester Night's Cream 49 43 5 1
A Red River Run Through It 311 273 27 11
A Thong of Ice and Fire 12 10 2 0
AC/DP 36 35 1 0
Agent Orgy 20 19 0 1
All Flash, No Drive 128 94 34 0
Amber Alert 23 22 1 0
Amerigo Vespoogie 53 50 1 2
Anal Fission 161 149 1 11
And How's Her Bush 127 109 15 3
Anne Stank 23 22 1 0
Apparently Pregnant 4 4 0 0
Arithmadick 32 30 2 0
Around the World in 80 Lays 106 99 7 0
Ass for Clunkers 34 34 0 0
Ass Spelunker 87 82 1 4
Assfixiation 59 59 0 0
Assmaster 2000 102 91 7 4
Atari 6900 116 76 19 21
Baaa Ram Him 6 6 0 0
Back Door Steward 3 3 0 0
Back Snatch 422 410 7 5
Bad Ditch 162 161 1 0
Ballzheimers 82 82 0 0
Banana Condom 3 3 0 0
Barbie Cream House 42 40 2 0
Basement Boy Toy 43 43 0 0
Bear Fucker 1 0 1 0
Beer and a Bag Full of Dildos… Good Times 5 5 0 0
Beetlejizz 13 13 0 0
Benin Pulled Out 79 79 0 0
Betty Cocker 4 4 0 0
Big Bang 438 416 22 0
Big Bendover 220 203 15 2
Bipolar Bear 81 74 2 5
Bitches Give Stitches 27 26 1 0
Bitt Romney 40 40 0 0
Bless Me Father For I Have Rimmed 153 141 12 0
Blow Me Closer, Tiny Dancer 123 105 8 10
Blow Ray Me 16 15 1 0
Blows a Tranny 284 243 21 20
Bored of Erections 31 31 0 0
Boregasm 2 2 0 0
Bow Chic-a Bow Bow 309 283 21 5
Bring-em-hung 11 8 3 0
Brokeback Mama 290 241 20 29
Bumspringa 92 79 12 1
Butt Cherry Poppins 3 3 0 0
By The Power of Gayskull 75 71 4 0
C-42Oh 47 42 5 0
Cafe Au Laid 22 20 2 0
Camo Sutra 63 53 8 2
Canned Pussy 52 52 0 0
Can't Find Pussy in a Haystack 505 398 80 27
Can't Get Beaver 305 303 1 1
Can't Talk with My Mouth Full 8 8 0 0
Carnie x5 Cumeleon 47 47 0 0
Catholick my Baaalls 21 20 0 1
Catshiiiiiiit 17 17 0 0
Chafed and Confused 44 42 2 0
Chayanne 12 12 0 0
Cheech and Dong 117 97 19 1
Cheese Jizz 63 62 1 0
Chicken Soup for the Teenage Hole 26 25 1 0
Chics Ahoy! 51 44 6 1
Chip Off The Old Cock 61 54 7 0
ChippenFailz 168 146 17 5
Chokes One Out 33 31 2 0
Choosy Moms Choose Jizz 48 48 0 0
Clap for Chlamydia 17 17 0 0
Clitorissa Sexplains my Balls 21 21 0 0
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind 27 25 0 2
Close Your Eyes and Hope for the Breast 86 80 6 0
Cock Whisperer 36 35 1 0
Cock-A-Thong 59 57 2 0
Colliteral Damage 305 264 37 4
Colostomy Shag 67 66 1 0
Connect Whore 109 105 4 0
Cornpolio 54 54 0 0
CoXXX on Demand 314 264 34 16
Cruella de Spill 16 16 0 0
Cum Again Alley 10 10 0 0
Cum Brew Lay 65 62 3 0
Cum Dumpling 625 559 32 34
Cum Locker 55 46 4 5
Cum on My Buddy 43 40 1 2
Cum Peg Me 124 118 5 1
Cums When He Wants 30 28 1 1
Cuntry Fried Semen 10 10 0 0
Daddy's Dick 80 78 2 0
Deaf Lesbian 136 134 1 1
Deaf, Dum, and Wine 14 13 1 0
Deathly Swallows 137 124 9 4
Declitarized Zone 22 22 0 0
Deep Anal Horizon 17 17 0 0
Deep South in Your Mouth 11 10 1 0
Deetz Nutz 131 114 12 5
Dial F for Faggot 406 371 35 0
Dildo Shaggins 264 249 15 0
District 69 29 29 0 0
Do Until N=3 24 24 0 0
Don't Ask Don't Smell 265 232 19 14
Doppelbanger 45 45 0 0
Double Ohhh, Positive 188 168 12 8
Double Stuffed Whore-E-O 65 62 3 0
Downward Facing Doggie Style 25 22 3 0
Dr Cockulus 12 12 0 0
Dr Too Little 239 223 15 1
Dr Yoga Sew Ur Sak 1 1 0 0
Drip Dry 3 3 0 0
Drop and Tug 3 3 0 0
Duck Bill Cookiepuss 20 16 1 3
Dude, That Guy 130 101 2 27
Dungeons and Drag Queens 33 33 0 0
Dwarfus Interuptus 41 40 1 0
Dyke Tyson 82 82 0 0
Easy Bake 14 14 0 0
Eats Bush and Leaves 11 11 0 0
Edward Sissy Hands 56 56 0 0
Eiffel Plow Her 41 41 0 0
Ejaculation Overruled 30 28 2 0
Everything but the Kitchen Sink 0 0 0 0
Fail Her Poon 112 106 6 0
Facial Profiling 40 38 2 0
Fast and Bycurious 5 5 0 0
Feliz Nobby Job 34 34 0 0
Fingergrgrgr 19 19 0 0
Fire in the Hole 96 89 7 0
Fire in the Hole Short 12 12 0 0
Fish n Tits 46 38 8 0
Fist Pump 75 72 3 0
Flab Not Abs 14 14 0 0
Floppy Attachment 9 9 0 0
Floral Sex 71 70 1 0
For Sale or Rent 237 235 2 0
Free Little Willy 60 57 3 0
French Toasted 123 121 2 0
Friends Don't Let Friends Fuck Fat Chicks 2 2 0 0
From Russia With Blood 20 20 0 0
Fukushemale 66 61 4 1
Fury Load 39 37 2 0
General Tso's Dicken 139 109 26 4
General's Farm Animal 514 492 16 6
George StuffedAnOctopus 229 221 3 5
GeriatricMandering 320 254 48 18
Get Me Off It's My Stop 16 16 0 0
Ghettoman 3 3 0 0
Ginger Snatch 93 88 5 0
Glitter Shitter 3 3 0 0
Glitty Clitty Gang Bang 160 146 14 0
Glue Factory Gum Drop 2 2 0 0
Go Go Go 3 3 0 0
Goldeneye for the brown guy 1 1 0 0
God Save the Peen 39 36 3 0
Goldman Ballsachs 71 52 11 8
Gonna Probably Spew 33 32 1 0
Greatest Ho On Earth 51 51 0 0
Grinding Nemo 72 70 2 0
Groundhog Lay 5 4 1 0
Gursney Gripper 5 5 0 0
Gypsy Juggs 1 1 0 0
Handjob 27 27 0 0
Happy Poo Year 100 78 16 6
Harem Scarem 135 134 1 0
Have You Blown My Stapler? 55 49 6 0
He Doesn't Even Blow Here 9 9 0 0
Head Injury 285 237 46 2
Headshart 40 40 0 0
Heaven's Gape 50 34 8 8
Hell's Anal 125 107 18 0
Hercu-PLEASE 44 37 7 0
Hiney Hunter 64 64 0 0
Hitachi Toucha Touch Me 1 1 0 0
Ho Ho Ho Your Boat 7 6 1 0
Holy Fuck 57 57 0 0
Holy Milk of Our Mother 42 42 0 0
Homo on the Range 32 27 4 1
Honey Nut Queerios 107 107 0 0
Hornblower 244 244 0 0
How I Met My Brother 28 28 0 0
Hung Like Saddam 20 20 0 0
Hungry For Hippos 8 8 0 0
Hungry Hungry Homo 278 231 25 22
I Can Open Your Thighs 25 25 0 0
I Can't Dive 55 6 6 0 0
I Cunt Hear You 6 5 1 0
iAnal 2 2 0 0
ICUP 5 5 0 0
I'm Big In Japan 28 27 1 0
I'm Tho Thor 129 109 20 0
Imagine My Erection 5 5 0 0
Incredible Edible Schmegg 123 85 30 8
Infidellatio 271 260 11 0
Intestine the Waters 35 31 4 0
Issues and Tissues 112 106 6 0
Herpes The Love Bug 8 8 0 0
It's Not Cocket Science 42 41 1 0
Jabba the Butt 22 22 0 0
Jack 41 39 2 0
Jackoff Lantern 22 22 0 0
Jamaican Boobsled Team 6 5 1 0
Jew-Cock-A 136 116 12 8
Jigglytits 24 24 0 0
Jizzdom Tooth 25 25 0 0
Juan In A Million 2 1 1 0
Keebler Shelf 63 60 3 0
Kaptain Krash 23 22 1 0
Kim Slong-Ungh 63 63 0 0
Kindergarten Cock 185 177 8 0
Knock Knock It's Daddy 19 19 0 0
Knocked Up 65 61 2 2
Kooter Kunte 144 123 15 6
La Gingeracha 220 195 22 3
Lance Asstrong 16 16 0 0
Late Nite Drive Thru 249 237 1 11
L'Chymen 76 60 10 6
Leaning Tower of Please Ya 50 49 1 0
Legman 2 2 0 0
Lickthyologist 75 66 7 2
Little Red Ride-Me-Good 270 235 19 16
Little Thunder Clap 148 140 4 4
Little Zombie Munch Punch 8 7 1 0
London Bitches Going Down 81 72 9 0
Looney Soccer Dad 41 40 1 0
Lorena Hobbit 13 13 0 0
Lube Bottom Me 19 18 1 0
Lube Me Up, Scotty 84 83 1 0
Magic Johnson 62 57 5 0
Mambo # Hives 192 182 10 0
Manned Parenthood 49 48 1 0
Mary Magnum Lay 14 14 0 0
Maxxximus Interruptus 19 19 0 0
Maybe It's Gaybelline 143 123 19 1
Mayor Blew Me 5 5 0 0
Meat the Parents 15 15 0 0
Meghan's Law 26 25 1 0
Mein Chomp 6 6 0 0
Melabonin 49 47 2 0
Mellow Foreskin Cheese 354 336 15 3
Missed Her Bush 62 61 1 0
Moose Knuckles 157 140 11 6
More Men 63 62 1 0
Mourning Wood 79 49 9 21
Mouthful of Clam 133 115 14 4
Mr Holland's Anus 22 18 4 0
Mr Magoo 32 31 1 0
MudFlap 106 106 0 0
Muff the Magic Dragon 91 88 2 1
Muppet Rapies 65 57 8 0
My Little Pony 182 161 18 3
Nasty Gash 195 164 5 26
Naughtyacumneatme 5 5 0 0
Necrocancer 41 40 1 0
Nightstalker 7 7 0 0
No Strings Attached 126 119 6 1
Nobody Puts Gayby in a Corner 55 51 3 1
Nut Mechanic 107 107 0 0
Octopussy 167 165 2 0
Oh, the Humanatee! 48 47 1 0
Old Yell Her 3 3 0 0
One Hit Her Quit Her 24 23 1 0
Only You Can Prevent Bushfires 10 10 0 0
Orange is the New Snatch 18 16 2 0
Orgasm 'Til It Stops (OTIS) 36 36 0 0
Orianal Express 17 17 0 0
Osama Bin Hashing 73 70 3 0
Otto Von Jizzmark 31 31 0 0
Panic! With the Crisco 13 12 1 0
Papal Smear 89 85 0 4
Parks and Defecation 42 42 0 0
Pay as you Go 26 23 3 0
Pebbles For Pussy 64 62 2 0
Pee It Forward 103 94 4 5
Pee Willy 24 23 1 0
Peeyore 51 51 0 0
Penis Fly Trap 67 61 6 0
Periodic Fable 36 36 0 0
Pickle Me Elmo 11 10 1 0
Pinocchi-Ho 375 353 18 4
PITA 22 22 0 0
Please Step Away From the Whores 626 546 43 37
Polly Wanna Crack Whore 47 45 2 0
Poon Tang Clan 44 42 1 1
Poonapple Juice 127 96 22 9
Poop Dick 71 66 5 0
Pooples Mountain Majesty 113 97 7 9
Poops I Did it Again 63 53 8 2
Premature Ejaculator 78 75 0 3
Preteen Protein 30 29 0 1
Prince Charmin 43 42 1 0
Private Snowball 97 91 4 2
Prostate Rights 20 20 0 0
Prostitard 38 38 0 0
Pulp Friction 95 87 8 0
Purple Peter Eater 251 210 27 14
Put It Out 531 473 58 0
Quantum Whizics 131 118 13 0
Queen Ebola III 4 4 0 0
Queen of the Jungle 30 30 0 0
Queer Today Ghana Tomorrow 29 23 3 3
Quid Pro Blow 199 179 11 9
RagnaCock 10 9 1 0
Raider of the Lost Box 75 74 1 0
Rail Mary 62 54 8 0
Read Between the Slime 43 42 1 0
Ready Player None 63 60 2 1
Red Dong 33 29 2 2
Red Vag of Courage 351 289 47 15
Red White and Poo 133 125 8 0
Return to Sender's Wife 46 45 1 0
RG3some 102 96 6 0
Road Kill 133 127 6 0
Robocock 7 7 0 0
RockSucker 1 1 0 0
Rocket Socket 87 86 1 0
Roll Over Bitch (ROB) 472 444 24 4
Rosetta Bone 189 163 23 3
RPI (Rear Protein Injection) 411 390 21 0
Runs with Bulls 2 2 0 0
S&Mom 231 219 12 0
Saigon Sally 86 85 1 0
Salem Clit Trials 7 7 0 0
Sally the Jizz Hound 52 47 1 4
Sargasm 85 83 2 0
Scab 66 66 0 0
School for Girls who Cant Sex Good 23 22 1 0
Schrodinger's Cock 232 188 20 24
Scouts on Her 29 22 7 0
Seizure's Phallus 161 154 7 0
Selfie Stick 19 19 0 0
Semen on the Pew 341 300 41 0
Senior Douchburg 45 42 3 0
Senior Sodomizing Slut 22 22 0 0
Seven Queer Stitch 35 35 0 0
Sha Na…Knees Knees 15 15 0 0
Shamrock Your Cock 426 351 44 31
Shetland Blow-me 141 136 2 3
Shitty Porn Story 21 20 1 0
Silver Spooge 159 146 5 8
Sir Lance-a-Little 36 35 1 0
Sister of a Down 20 20 0 0
Skeets, Toots, and Leaves 18 16 2 0
Skid Marxist 26 26 0 0
SKooter Kunte 127 107 14 6
Slothy Seconds 60 55 5 0
Slumber Jack 8 7 0 1
Slut Machine 24 24 0 0
Small Craft Advisory 8 7 1 0
S'mores 19 6 1 12
Snap, Crackle, Poop! 135 112 1 22
Snatch Shot 328 308 20 0
Son, What the Fuck 61 42 10 9
Sorest Rump 178 145 25 8
Special Head Kid 157 135 19 3
Special Red 109 100 8 1
Sphincter Shy 238 197 31 10
Spit 'n Spin 92 89 2 1
Split her Bare 65 55 9 1
Spread for the City 31 30 1 0
Squirtle 37 37 0 0
St. Pauli's Girl 234 195 39 0
Stain Gretzky 222 189 17 16
StepDaddy 32 32 0 0
Sticky Throttle 6 6 0 0
Stinky Deposit Box 3 3 0 0
Straight In The Navy 13 13 0 0
Strange Ground Chuck 321 313 8 0
Sugar in the Tank 9 9 0 0
Survival Of the Spittest 69 65 4 0
Tacos On A Bridge 15 14 1 0
Taco Rim Job 27 27 0 0
Tapped Three Times 130 103 7 20
Test Tube Baby 110 103 1 6
Texas Hold Him 121 111 6 4
The Assman Cummeth 2 2 0 0
The Cocktease Falcon 12 12 0 0
The Cumburglar! 77 75 2 0
The Defense of Breasts 21 20 1 0
The Failing Wall 21 21 0 0
The Great White MILF 13 12 1 0
The Hyperpoop 22 20 1 1
The Lying, the Bitch, and the Whoredrobe 82 61 16 5
The Whore You Know 15 15 0 0
There's A Clap For That 161 149 9 3
They Blow Up So Fast 23 18 4 1
Third Girl Problems 39 37 1 1
Throbbin Hood 115 88 9 18
Tik Tok, It's Dik O'Clock 19 18 1 0
TITS 108 106 1 1
Tomb Raper 11 8 3 0
Tony Panda 254 247 5 2
Too Easy 87 76 7 4
Topher 122 110 12 0
Tosh.Homo 140 134 6 0
Tragic Carpet Ride 228 218 9 1
Trailor Swift 12 12 0 0
Trickle Down Sexonomics 23 18 3 2
Trim Shady 229 194 11 24
True Bromance 34 34 0 0
Tuck Tuck Deuce 363 317 26 20
Tumble Cry 251 241 2 8
Turn the Meat Around 72 71 1 0
Turning Trix is for Kids 21 20 1 0
Twater Boarding 76 70 3 3
TwatsssuuupppTM 118 118 0 0
Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock 415 345 49 21
Two Fingers 7 6 1 0
Two Inches in Ladyboy 13 13 0 0
Two Percent Milf 11 9 1 1
U Ass Ass Ow 61 59 2 0
Uncle Bad Touch 11 11 0 0
Under 25 to Ride 65 65 0 0
Unleash the Furry 2 2 0 0
Uno, Dos, Tres LIFTOFF! 370 321 23 26
Unobtainium 241 226 15 0
Uppercount (Female) 6 6 0 0
Uppercunt (Male) 8 8 0 0
Urine Grande Trouble 40 40 0 0
Vagabondage 25 25 0 0
Vagina 7 7 0 0
Vagina Optional Internet Preferred 11 11 0 0
Vaginal Countdown 147 116 15 16
Virgin Queen 138 132 6 0
Vladimir Fruitin 85 79 6 0
Wait Wait Don't Fuck Me 142 122 17 3
Wank Like An Egyptian 258 240 10 8
Wax On Whacks Off (WOWO) 461 432 29 0
Well Hung 4 4 0 0
Whack-A-Hole 67 66 1 0
What if God Drove Metrobus 13 13 0 0
What's a Boner? 44 39 3 2
When The Ball Drops 52 43 1 8
Whiskey Business 265 234 31 0
White Girl Wasted 29 29 0 0
Who Wears Shart Sharts 51 44 6 1
Whora The Explorer 2 2 0 0
Whoregon Trail 144 128 12 4
Who's in my Mouth? 15 12 2 1
Wiener Shitzel 45 45 0 0
Wife Guard 58 58 0 0
Willy Wanka and the Back Door Factory 11 11 0 0
Wookin Pa Nub 136 108 9 19
Works for Sax 3 3 0 0
Yachty McYachtFace 18 18 0 0
Yeast Infection 64 58 3 3
Yes We Camry 33 32 1 0
Yes We Cane! (Four More Beers) 14 13 0 1
You Can't Handle The Poop 122 112 10 0
You Goat Girl 29 29 0 0
You Only Cum Once 103 92 10 1
You Sucked My Battledick 285 245 36 4