Hymn hymn, fuck him

There’s a game called 20 toes, it’s played all over town
The women play with 10 toes up, the men with 10 toes down, down down down

Wear it in FIVE FOUR THREE TWO ONE WEAR IT

Heineken? Schmineken! Fuck that shit!
PABST BLUE RIBBON

You’re not number five
Not number four, number three, number two
You’re number one…

Have you ever wondered if your Mom gave a blow job,
Just before she kissed you good night?

Taco, burrito, what’s that in your speedo?