You’re Stupid

You’re stupid

You’re stupid

You’re really fucking dumb

If it wasn’t for your mother

You’d be a stain of cum

 

Down Your Beer (Row Your Boat)

Down down down your beer

Tip it for your crime

Don’t complain about the taste

There’s no sperm this time

 

One Step from Heaving (Hooked on a Feeling)

(can I get an uga-chaka?)

I can’t stop this feeling

Deep inside of me

This beer has got me reeling

And I’ve gotta pee

When you call me

In the circle round

Violate me

Drink it down down down

I…’m one step from heaving!

 

Get Back in the Kitchen

Thank god you finally shut up

You’re always fucking bitching

So drink your beer

Get out of here

And get back in the kitchen!

 

Brother Hasher (Ach Du Lieber Augustine)

Here’s to brother hasher, brother hasher, brother hasher

Here’s to brother hasher may he chug-a-lug

He’s happy, he’s jolly, he’s fucked up by golly

Here’s to brother hasher may he chug a lug

So drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker,

drink motherfucker, drink motherfucker

Here’s to brother hasher may he chugalug.

 

They’re the Meanest

They’re the meanest

They suck the horse’s penis (hey!)

They’re the meanest

They’re the horse’s ass

Ever since they found it (hey!)

All they did was pound it (hey!)

They’re the meanest

They’re the horse’s ass

SO drink chugalug chugalug chugalug chugalug

They’re the meanest they’re the horse’s ass!

 

It’s a Small Dick After All (Small World)

Well it’s not too long and it’s not too thick

It stays soft too long and it comes too quick

It gets lost in her twat

But it’s all that he’s got

It’s a small, small dick…

It’s a small dick after all,

It’s a small dick after all,

It’s a small dick after all,

It’s a small, small dick.

 

Why Were They Born So Beautiful

Why were they born so beautiful

Why were they born at all

They’re no fucking use to anyone

They’re no fucking use at all

They ought to be publicly pissed on

They ought to be publicly shot (bang bang!)

They ought to be tied to a urinal

To lie there and fester and rot…

 

Roll Back My Foreskin (My Bonnie )

My oneskin hangs down to my twoskin

My twoskin hangs down to my three

My threeskin hangs down to my foreskin

My foreskin hangs down to my knee

Roll back, Roll back, Roll back my foreskin for me for me

Roll back, Roll back, Roll back my foreskin for me.

 

Her Left Tit (My Bonnie)

Her left tit hangs down to her right tit

Her right tit hangs down to her knee

If her left tit did equal her right tit

She’d get lots of weenie from me

 

Dinah Won’t You Blow Me

Dinah won’t you blow me

Dinah won’t you blow me

Dinah won’t you blow my horn

Someone’s in my sister’s vagina

Someone’s in my sister I know

Someone’s in my sister’s vagina

Pumping like a dynamo

 

All Queers Together

Well they’re all queers together

That’s why they go round in pairs

Yes they’re all queers together

Watch them as they go upstairs

 

She’s a Harriette

Oh, the nipple on her tit is as big as my thumb,

And the wiggle of her ass would make a dead man come,

She’s a mean motherfucker, she’s a great cocksucker,

She’s a Harriette

 

Incest Time in Texas

When it’s incest time in Texas

There’s no cunt to be found (alt: Your sister can’t be found)

Your mother’s in the outhouse, her panties halfway down

No time for masturbation, no time to beat your meat

When it’s incest time in Texas motherfucking can’t be beat

 

Sally in the Alley

Sally in the alley, sifting cinders

Lifted up her leg and farted like a man

Wind from her ass blew out six windows

The cheeks on her ass went BLAM BLAM BLAM

 

Nellie Darling

Your asshole’s like a stovepipe Nellie darling

And the nipples on your tits are turning green

There’s a thousand flies a-swarming round your pussy

It’s the nastiest looking thing I’ve ever seen

 

Hot Vagina

Hot vagina for your breakfast

Hot vagina for your lunch

Hot vagina for your dinner

Just munch munch munch munch munch

It’s so tasty and delicious

Bite size ready to eat

So grab your chick

Give her a lick

Hot vagina can’t be beat!

 

Love and Incest (Love and Marriage)

Love and incest, love and incest

Go together like a tongue and Mom’s breast

Listen to your mother

And go suck off your baby brother

 

D-N-A (Y-M-C-A)

Young girl, love it when you go down

I said young girl, put your knees on the ground

Young girl, make your lips full and round

Oh you make me so happy

Young girl, your dress is so blue

I said young girl, wanna spray it with spooge

So just lay there

And I’ll try to be kind

If it gets in your eye you’re blind

Squirt-Squirt-Squirt-Squirt

I want to spray you with my D-N-A

I want to spray you with my D-N-A

Just a present of mine

I give to all of the girls

I hope you like to wear pearls…

 

Get it Up (Bonanza Theme)

Get it up get it in get it out

Now here’s some cab fare

It was great but now it’s late

Time for you to go

I shot my load now hit the road

Don’t call me I’ll call you

Get it up get it in get it out

Now here’s some cab fare

It was great but now it’s late

Time for you to go

 

My Name is Jack

My name is Jack (na ne na ne na ne na)

I’m a necrophiliac (na ne na ne na ne na)

I fuck dead women (na ne na ne na ne na)

And I fill ‘em full of jism (na ne na ne na ne na)

But I get frustrated (na ne na ne na ne na)

When they get cremated (na ne na ne na ne na)

Because try as I must (na ne na ne na ne na)

I CANT FUCK DUST

 

Asshole, Asshole

Asshole, asshole, a soldier I will be,

Two piss, two piss, two pistols on my knee,

For cunt, for cunt, for country and for free,

Asshole asshole asshole asshole a soldier I will be.

 

Love Me Tender

Love me tender Love me sweet

Wrap your lips around my meat

Watch me shiver, watch me grin

As the cum runs down down down down…

 

My Own Worst Enemy

Please tell me why

I hashed with all these wankers (last night)

And I’ve got womens’ clothes on

I’m with a girl I don’t know

And she’s going down down down down

 

Whip it Out At the Ball Game

Whip it out at the ball game

Wave it round at the crowd

Dip it in peanuts & crackerjacks

I don’t care if you give it a whack

Cause’ it’s beat your meat at the ball game

If you don’t cum it’s a shame

Cause it’s one, two and you’re covered in goo

At the old, ball game

 

I Masturbated (I Wanna Be Sedated)

Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go,

So I masturbated

Nothin’ to do not even a ho

So I masturbated

Give me a box of kleenex

And some Vaseline

Hurry hurry hurry

I gotta pull my ween

I can’t control my fingers, I can’t control my load

Oh no oh no oh no

Down down down down, down down down down down,

I masturbated

 

Adams Family Theme

Their running is convulsive,

Their drinking is compulsive

They’re morally repulsive,

The Hash House Harriers

Down down down down *snap snap*

Down down down down *snap snap*

Down down down down, down down down down, down down down down *snap snap*

The Hash House Harriers

Down down down down *snap snap*

Down down down down *snap snap*

Down down down down, down down down down, down down down down *snap snap*

 

Little Sex Pot (Little Tea Pot)

She’s a little sex pot, short and squat

Those are her handles, there’s her g-spot

When she gets all felt up she will shout

“Bend me over and eat me out”

 

Big Vagina (Ring of Fire)

I fell in to a gapin’ huge vagina

I fell down, down, down, all the way to China

And it burns burns burns

That big vagina

That big vagina

 

Hi Ho

Hi ho! Hi ho! It’s off to the burlesque show,

We’ll sit up front,

To see their cunts,

Hi ho! Hi ho! Hi ho! Hi Ho!

 

Long Time No See-ers

Where, oh where, were you last week

Why did you make us hash all alone?

You fat lazy bastards you weren’t even here

We fucked all the women, and drank all the beer

 

Little Bird

There was a little bird, no bigger than a turd, sitting on a telephone pole

It ruffled up its neck, and shat about a peck, he puckered up his little asshole

Asshole, asshole, asshole, you’re nothing but a little asshole

 

Meet the Hashers (Flintstones Theme)

Hashers, meet the hashers, we’re the biggest drunks in history,

From the, town of DC, we’re the leaders in debauchery.

Half-minds, trailing shiggy through the years,

Watch us, as we down a lot of beers,

Down down, down down down down, down down down down down down down down,

Down down down down down, down down down down down down!

 

More Beer (Amazing Grace)

An ice cold beer

How sweet it sounds.

To save a drunk like me

(stop, drink a beer, catch your breath and resume)

I finished 1, but I’m not done,

More beer, more beer, more beer

 

Give it a Blow (Let it Snow)

Oh the weather outside is frightful

But my cock is so delightful

And if you want to see it grow

Give it a blow give it a blow give it a blow

 

He’s True Blue