Hash Trash for EWH3# 793: The Third Anal Princess Trail! 6:45 PM Thursday, October 17, 2013 – Dupont Circle Metro (Red Line)
When: 6:45 PM Thursday October 17, 2013.
Where: Dupont Circle Metro
Hares: Snatch Shot, Colitteral “It’s My Birthday” Damage, Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup, Bless Me Father for I Have Rimmed, Mr. hEd, Cock Your Suck I Will.
Miscellaneous Crap: Live A to B trail. Trail is dog and glitter friendly. Pack light, bring headlamps, be smart.
On On On: McFadden’s
This years princess trail started on a amazing evening for hashing. The pack gathered in the middle of Dupont circle some sauntering up in full princess regalia others donning their attire as they arrived. The hares were soon off and the pack readied themselves. Plan-B was found a spot a while after the pack gathered, but parking at Dupont is always tough. Brew crewers Tuck Tuck Deuce and Blow White made sure almost all the bags of this large group made it into the back of Plan-B, Dupont always has a high turnout. Our soberish GM for the evening Don’t ask Don’t Smell explained to the virgins how to get lost on trail then he circled up the wankers and shortly after kicked things off. He introduced the virgins Just Danielle, Cynthia, Juan, Carly, Cathy, Rachel, A.K., Chris, Lisa, Mark, Varun and Nick. With no visitors the hare representatives Bless me father for I have Rimmed and Aunt Vaginas Maple Syrup told the pack how the idea that they would find beer was a total fairytale and they all should just grow up and stop imagining things, but the pack stayed anyways. Then the Princesses led the pack in a song and dance about a man who pushes buttons all day and dreams about his own princess. Then the pack was off.
The hares led the pack in circles around the dupont area. To find a shot check on the way to the first beer check in a sweet secluded back alley. The pack was soon off again and the pack beat Plan-B to one of our favorite back alleys by a fire station. //Hidden Bonus!! Im almost certain nobody reads these. Come see me for a “prize” just remember the codeword “Alabama Sturgeon”. MM excluded and limited “prizes” so keep it to yourself.
The RA for the evening Cock-a-Doodle-Do-Me circled up the PACK. She started off by violating the hares Snatch Shot, Colitteral “It’s My Birthday” Damage, Aunt Vagina’s Maple Syrup, Bless Me Father for I Have Rimmed, Mr. hEd, Cock Your Suck I Will for their princess trail. She then reintroduced the virgins and the visitors. The Jubilee Bless Me Father for I Have Rimmed had a few things to hand out to the long time comers, Puss and Boots and Issues and Tissues received their necklaces for Cuming 17 times and Mr. hEd, Hells Anal, and Glitty Clitty Gang Bang received their shorts for cuming 69 times. Thanks for cuming out!!!
Then it was time for Violations!!!
–Pole Her Express was violated for ignoring the port-a-potty behind the fence and just peeing on the fence rather than walk around 4 feet to get to them.
–Tragic Crapet Ride was violated for bringing sanitary napkins on trail. With a man this size we still didn’t have enough.
–Hungry Hungry Homo was violated for being color blind, either her cant see very well or where he comes form snow is brown, because he is the darkest snow white I have ever seen.
–Glitty Clitty Gang Bang claims to have a “cold” sounds like a case of post red dress Hastivitis.
–Mr. hEd was violated for almost getting arrested. Not the first time she has been accused of being a prostitute.
–Whiskey Business was violated for not waiting to get home. He brought his runners stick so he could rub one out after his run.
–Im Tho Thor was violated for complaining about being thore. His nipples were chaffing again.
–It takes two to Django was violated for breaking and entering, he was the first to move the fence to use the port-a-potty.
–Clitoral Damage and Zero Shart thirty were violated for starting an argument with each other on an onling forum(Reddit). Turns out those geeks you see arguing online are exactly what you think they are in real life.
Shortly after the strippers showed up and all macho mugs were poured out and the pack made their way to McFadden’s to Ride Bulls and drink more beverages. Big thanks to Don’t Ask Don’t Smell for not letting anybody get arrested, and Soberish GMing for so close to his birthday.
On- Who ordered the strippers!?!?! –On
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