https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png 0 0 Scribe https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png Scribe2015-04-12 19:38:212015-04-12 19:38:21Hash Trash: EWH3 #883: The Nothing is Certain but Death, Taxes, and Hashing Trail
When: April 9, 2015
Where: Judiciary Square (Red line)
Weather: 50-ish and drizzly.
Hares: All Flash No Drive, Colliteral Damage, GeriatricMandering, Head Injury, Infidellatio, YOCO
Virgins: Just Jessica, Just Josh, Just Rick, Just Trevor
Visitors: Rocky Mountain Oysters, Skips Virgins for Dick
On After: Kelly’s Irish Times
Need an excuse for not finishing your taxes on time? Here are some ready-made ones courtesy of your fellow hashers.
- You were called to court for littering, just like Daisy Chain.
- You got pink eye for forgetting it goes in the mouth, just like Hungry Hungry Homo.
- You became obsessed with the concept of “letting it soak,” just like Slothy Seconds.
- You were caught for indecent exposure, just like Rocky Mountain Oysters.
- Or for proudly showing off your footlong, just like Manned Parenthood.
Already spent my refund,
Mambo # Hives