Put your shiggy socks up to the moon
Wanks, what y’all tryna do?
Hop-hop, it’s pub crawl (pubcrawl), pub crawl (pubcrawl)
Guess who’s back again? (Brrah)
Oh, they don’t know? (Go on, tell ’em) Oh, they don’t know? (Go on, tell ’em)
I bet they know as soon as we hop in (sho’ nuff)
Wearin’ Shiggy socks (yeah), not giving fucks (yeah)
DC’s dirtiest shoes (whoop-whoop)
Don’t check too hard, might lose the pack
Known to give a shot to all my boos.
Whoo, shit…
Join your hares for EWH3’s anal pub crawl AND (13)69th trail! We’re gonna bring the Uptown Funk to H Street Corridor.
Your rego includes the following:
– A hopping good time
– Bligged out hab to bring the funk
– THREE bar stops, with FOUR drinks provided
– A thematic shot check
– A giveaway with finesse (for the first 40 regos!)
– And MORE!
Fluff your ears and rego today!
Schedule of events to come!
Theme: Bunnies & Bling
Stuff to Bring: You will need your ID to enter each bar. This is non-negotiable. Bring cash to tip your handworking bartenders.
You will need your ID to enter each bar. This is non-negotiable. Bring cash to tip your handworking bartenders.
