Hares: Please Step Away from the Whores, Purple Peter Eater, Ariola Boriales, and maybe a mystery hare or 2.
Welcome the the 11th? or 12th? annual Thanksgiving day Turkey Trail! This is not you normal trail. As put by the fairest member of your haring team, ” You won’t burn off the calories in a scoop of mashed potatoes and gravy!” This is a trail to celebrate and drink before having to deal with those really annoying muggle types you call family. Runner’s trail might, and I repeat might, break one mile. But then again, it might not. Walker’s trail is even shorter. So if you are looking to get a run in before stuffing yourself like that large native bird you bought, may I suggest you either run to trail, or just run on your own before coming to trail. There is no pre-lube to trail or on-after. The hares arrive kind of early to do our own pre-lube and you are more than welcome to join us, but no drinks will be provided until trail starts. In other words, BYOB pre-lube. And as usual, Shamrock has graced us with her awesome Turkey cookie snacks. So come hang with your real family on Turkey Day!
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On November 15, 1937, the Li’l Abner daily comic strip defied tradition and embraced gender role-reversal when a female character, Sadie Hawkins, chased down and caught herself a man. It became an annual feature in the comic strip and a social movement in real life. Once a year, women could take the initiative by inviting the man of their choice out on a date—rare before 1937—typically to a dance attended by other bachelors and their assertive dates.
Who knows, maybe this is how your great grandparents started dating?
Now, 81 years later, the Cock Family would like to celebrate Sadie Cock-Ins hash style! Wear your jorts, jeggings, flannel underwear and plaid, ’cause we have a trail for you!
When: 6:45 PM Thursday November 15th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Rhode Island Metro (Red Line) – follow marks to start!
Hares: Representing the Cock Family: Chip off the Old Cock, CoXXX on Demand, Kindergarten Cock (if the little one allows), Schrodinger’s Cock, Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, and Shamrock Your Cock
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Urban shiggy, dog friendly, . It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about half on the first half and half on the second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail. To half or half not, that is the question.
Last trains out of Rhode Island Avenue Metro:
GLENMONT 11:46 PM
SHADY GROVE 11:24 PM
Dew Drop Inn
2801 8th St NE
Specials: Your great-grandmother thought your great-grandfather was special!
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