As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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On June 30, 1938.

In Action Comics Issue #1 a new universe was published. A planet destroyed by forces beyond its inhabitants control. A super human child arrives at Earth and becomes Superman, The Man of Steel.

Similarly, because of inhuman debauchery and insanity White House kennel grew and expanded. Finally, some of its spawn became faster, younger, and weeknight friendly.

Yes, Everyday Is Wednesday became the kennel of The Dark and Steamy Thursday Nights.

And this Thursday, your mother kennel is invading your night.  Hares Dwarfus Interruptus and Jeremiah Was a Cum Frog (Dah dah dah) hare a trail that doesn’t require superhuman strength.  But you must come expecting a superhuman good time.

If you don’t have a superman cape, come as any super hero or caped crusader you wish. Or, even recycle that Superhero Costume you created for the EWH3 AGM a few years back.

 It’s a dwarfus trail, there may be treasures to find and redeem on trail.

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 30, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Rosslyn (Orange, Blue, Silver), follow marks from metro to the start in Gateway Park Rosslyn

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Lynn Street & 19th Street North

Hares: Dwarfus interruptus and Jeremiah Was a Cum Frog (Dah Dah Dah), plus a possible mystery hare

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.7  mi. first half / 2.2 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.2 F irst half / 1.1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 1.69

Dog Friendly, Stroller Friendly (But may need help with stairs and roots)


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 

Is that our founding father?



End Metro: 
Rosslyn

Last Trains Out:

BLUE (To Franconia/Springfield):  12:24

BLUE(To Largo): 11:55

SILVER (To Largo): 11:37

SILVER (To Reston): 12:05

ORANGE: (To Vienna): 12:15

ORANGE: (To New Carrollton): 11:42

On After*: Continental. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials:Superman is special!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

EWH3’s 1300th Trail 

& CABIN Crawl 

is July 16!

Regos open now!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price.

https://forms.gle/v2U767NNiG64WYwJ8

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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It’s hot. It’s humid. It’s summer in DC. Cool off with the biggest pool-free pool part this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, prepare to get wet and wild.

For the fifth(?!) year in a row, we’ll have itsy-bitsy attire and plenty of gummy bears (and also maybe some “teeny weenies” – sorry not sorry). Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, one piece suits, speedo, tankini, or mankini. 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, June 23, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Waterfront Metro, follow marks to start!

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 4th & G St SW

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Schrodinger’s Cock, Dry Rub, Stain Gretzky, Bipolar Bear, maybe a mystery hare? 

Trail Details:
Thanks to the pandemic, both the suits and the trail will provide more coverage than usual!

Runners’ trail will be approximately 5.2 miles (about 2.3 first half, 2.9 second half) for Eagles. Turkey and Duckling options available. Walkers’ trail is about half the distance of runners’. Be prepared for light shiggy in the form of water features and gummy bears. 


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B or Z (you’ll have metro choices). You WILL get wet! Trail is dog-friendly, and so is on-after, but do you really want to smell a wet dog all night? (Present company excluded). It should be a nice summer night. Pack smartly and bring you water wings & mug! Be smart, have fun, wear your sunscreen. 


End Metro Last Trains Out:

Capitol South (Option 1)

– Franconia-Springfield (Blue): 11:49PM

– Largo Town Center (Blue): 12:15 AM

– Largo Town Center (Silver): 11:55 PM

– New Carrollton (Orange): 12:00 AM

– Vienna/Fairfax (Orange): 11:55 PM

– Wiehle-Reston (Silver): 11:47 PM

Navy Yard-Ballpark (Option 2)

– Branch Ave (Green): 12:17 AM

– Greenbelt (Green): 11:52 PM

On After*: Atlas Taproom (TBD) If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. There are indoor and outdoor options. 

Specials: You’re special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

EWH3’s 1300th Trail 

& CABIN Crawl 

is July 16!

Regos open now!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!