Get ready to strut your cut (off)! Come on out in your favorite pair of jeans-cut-into-shorts, or jorts (everyone can tell if they’re just jean shorts- you’re not fooling anyone), and enjoy a Jorts trail through Arlington that ends exactly where you think it does, because there’s two parts to this theme trail: jorts and Freddies. In summary: JORTS.
When: 6:45 PM Thursday July 19th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!
Where: Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow), exit to left and left again. Follow marks south to Highland Park.
Hares: Roll Over, Bitch! You Can’t Handle the Poop! Kooter Kunte! A mystery hare! EXCLAMATION MARKS!
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, jortswear encouraged, minimal shiggy and maybe even some A/C. Skies out thighs out. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.
Last trains out of Crystal City Metro:
Blue – 2317 N, 2355 S
Yellow – 2308 N, 2331 S
555 23rd Street
Arlington, VA 22202
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