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Get ready to strut your cut (off)! Come on out in your favorite pair of jeans-cut-into-shorts, or jorts (everyone can tell if they’re just jean shorts- you’re not fooling anyone), and enjoy a Jorts trail through Arlington that ends exactly where you think it does, because there’s two parts to this theme trail: jorts and Freddies. In summary: JORTS.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday July 19th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Pentagon City Metro (Blue/Yellow), exit to left and left again. Follow marks south to Highland Park.

Hares: Roll Over, Bitch! You Can’t Handle the Poop! Kooter Kunte! A mystery hare! EXCLAMATION MARKS!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, jortswear encouraged, minimal shiggy and maybe even some A/C. Skies out thighs out. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Crystal City Metro:
Blue – 2317 N, 2355 S
Yellow – 2308 N, 2331 S

On After:
Freddies!
555 23rd Street
Arlington, VA 22202

Specials: KARAOKE, please tip the VJ!!!


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Now that you do not have a dozen Christmas parties a day, it’s not negative ten degrees, and you’re definitely done with sober January, the winter holidays babies want you to come out and celebrate!

When: 6:45pm Thursday, July 12, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Fort Totten (Red & Green lines) – follow marks to start

Hares: Cheech and Dong, GeriatricMandering, General Tso Dicken, A Midsemester’s Night Cream, and Tuck Tuck Deuce

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Shiggy will be on trail. Possibly PI. Friendly for dogs; not for strollers. Pack smart and bring a headlamp and a mug! It should be a nice warm night!

Last trains out of Brookland-CUA:
Glenmont: 11:49 PM
Shady Grove: 11:21 PM

On After:
San Antonio Bar & Grill
3908 12th St NE

Specials: According to the hostess: “there will be some type of beer and it will be really good.”