Aloha! Break out those tropical prints, shades, beachballs, and coconut bras for this tropical island trail. Come bask in that January darkness and sharp windchill. Mahalo!

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45PM Thursday January 28, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Stadium-Armory (Orange, Blue, Silver), Exit 19th St. and Independence Ave.

D’erections: East on Independence, continue on walking trail to parking lot, cross parking lot to the northeast corner of Lot 8.
Capital Bike Share: 19th St. SE and E. Capitol St. SE

Hares: Around the World in 80 Lays, Bondage James Bondage, and special helper hare.

Trail Length: 
Runners: 2.2 miles first half / 1.9 second half
Walkers: 1.3 miles first half / 0.8 second half
(dog friendly, stroller iffy)

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a cranium lamp. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

  1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  2. Help your next Hare Razor by signing up for trails! Email [email protected] to secure a date!
  3. Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo or pull up your favorite (?) memory and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit. 

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app!
Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe! 

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202)813-0689 

Four years ago a very weird era started in the U.S., and then one year ago to the date of trail, then Just Kirsten, while attempting to frogger a busy road, took on a battle with an automobile.

Both scary incidents were survived with battle scars and stories to tell over beers. So don your best glow/reflective gear and join us for an invigorating jaunt around Cleveland Park and a celebration of survival as your incumming mismanagement kicks off a new era of being safety third.

You MUST sign up on HashRego to attend Thursday’s trail. A pack of 23 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.

When: 6:45PM Thursday January 21, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Cleveland Park, East exit

D’erections: Follow marks to start behind California Tortilla

Capital Bike Share: Connecticut Ave & Newark St NW

Hares: Lickthyologist and 21 Gum Salute

Trail Length: 

Runners: 2 miles first half / 1.9 second half (dog friendly!)

Walkers: .9 miles first half / 1.2 second half

Miscellaneous Crap:  Trail is an A to A’. Dress warm and bring a cranium lamp. It should be a nice day. Masks and vessels are REQUIRED! Be smart, have fun. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required!

Big Announcements!

  1. If you want to help keep the literal wheels of the hash spinning, email the Brewmeister at [email protected] to earn the noble badge of Brew Crew! Open dates cumming up!
  2. Help your next Hare Razor by signing up for trails! Email [email protected] to secure a date!
  3. Virtual Trails are back! Cum find trail any time Friday-Sunday. Snap a photo or pull up your favorite (?) 2020 memory and post it to the Google Photo album, then send $3 Hash Cash via PayPal to [email protected] to secure trail credit. 

EWH3 Brew Crew! 

Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:

  • Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station. 
  • Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them. 
  • Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up! 
  • You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station. 
  • Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
  • Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench. 
  • There will be no bag van or snacks provided… YET. Stay tuned as we work on ways to re-introduce these aspects safely. 
  • Remember that your Crew has volunteered out of the goodness of their heart. They are offering their time, vehicle, and exposure to make you happy. Show them the respect they deserve!

ICYMI: DC has a free COVID-19 exposure tracking app! Visit https://coronavirus.dc.gov/dccan for more information on how to activate the DC CAN system on your mobile device. Help keep your kennel and community safe! 

As we navigate hashing during this time, please take a moment to review Everyday is Wednesday’s updated COVID-19 guide here.

For informative, local, and specific information about COVID-19: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/

For information about where to get tested: https://coronavirus.dc.gov/testing

If you test positive for COVID-19, please provide the following information to contact tracers and contact the GMs immediately: Sasha – ‪(202)813-0689