As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.

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VIDEO: The DC Zebras have been spotted in Anacostia and are on the loose. Their wild manes emblematic of the quest for DC Statehood, and the restlessness of the Delta Summer coming to an end. In any event, for this week’s trail, you are either a zebra or a zookeeper. Join the chase this Thursday at Anacostia Metro for an A – B trail!

If you are feeling ungovernable, wear a white t-shirt. Your zebr—err hares will have black stripes to stencil on so you can better evade the zookeepers, Congress, your boss, and other predators and authority figureheads. A group of zebras is referred to as a herd, dazzle, or zeal.

If you are ready to get things back under control and restore some semblance of social norms and order, come dressed as a zookeeper, safari guide, the bad guy from Jumanji etc. NO GUNS, this is the old DC (do we have to say that??).

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 30, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Anacostia Metro – Howard Rd Exit

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Howard Rd and Shannon Pl SE

Hares: Crikey Pro Blow, Special Zed, Red Rope em In, Maybe it’s Neighbelline, Stripes One Out, Just Doug, 9021-No

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.5 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a CRAAANIUMM light, and a full water bottle. NOTE: It may rain so check the forecast and do what you will. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Navy Yard

Last Trains Out:
– Branch Ave: 12:18
– Greenbelt: 11:52 PM 

On After: Bardo 25 Potomac Ave SE DC

Upcoming Events!

  • October 7 – Mean Girls and/or Ballbuster Trail!
  • October 9 – DC Red Dress Run!
  • October 26 – MisManagement Interest Happy Hour @Town Tavern, 6-8PM.

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected].

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone.

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From the troupe that brought you the AGM vote certified best EWH3 trails of 2018 and 2019: the Cat PeopleTM present to you the third episode in the Tour du Feline series: the DC Cat Count/the Nine Lives of Dave Thomas Circle edition.

Cat Fact: DC researchers have collected over 6 million pictures of animals in the District over the last two years to determine the number of cats in the city in one of the largest cat censuses ever conducted. That’s a lot of p*ssy pics…meow!

Here’s your opportunity to run a *kitty* trail in one of the most cat populous neighborhoods in the city. 

Oh yeah, then this happened while your hares were planning the trail –

Yes, Dave Thomas Circle as we know it is about to be hiss-tory (finally!). This may also be one of your last opportunities to bid farewell to this absolute dumpster fire of an intersection. So don your favorite cat attire and join us. I hear there may be prizes for the best costumes (pending GTD getting her life together, which is only somewhat promising)….

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, September 23, 2021. Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: NoMa/Gallaudet Metro – Florida Ave Exit

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 1st and M St NE

Hares: General Tso’s Kitten, Ready Player Nine Lives, Kittyral Clawage, GeriatricMeowing

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.7 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.3 mi. first half / 1.3 mi. second half


Miscellaneous Crap:
Trail is A to A’ (0.3 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a headlamp, and a full water bottle. NOTE: It may rain so check the forecast and do what you will. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.
End Metro: NoMa/Gallaudet

Last Trains Out (from Pentagon City):
– Glenmont – 12:14am
– Twinbook – 11:56pm
– Double check your apps!

On After: Last Call Bar, 1301-A 4th Street NE

Upcoming Events!

  • October 7 – Mean Girls and/or Ballbuster Trail!
  • October 9 – DC Red Dress Run!

Give Back to the Hash!

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected].

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!