Iso-Trail (No rego or sign up). Please space yourself apart and be safe.
When: Saturday August 8th, live after 10:30am.
Where: Start is located at 5539 Mt Pleasant St NW
Hares: Deetz Nutz, 21 Gum Salute
Trail Length: Runners – 4.1 mi / Walkers – 2 mi
Shiggy Level: Runners – 4 out of 6.9, Walkers – 0.69 out of 6.9
Misc: Trail is A to A with optional BYOBeer Check. Walker trail is dog friendly. Runners trail is dog friendly for adventurous dogs only. Water crossing on Runners trail (knee deep). One BVC crossing on Runners. If you choose to run/walk trail at night, please take an Accountabil-a-buddy.
Friday, August 7 is International Beer Day! Get a h*ad start on this sacred holiday by stumbling through the woods with people you thank Gispert are not your blood relatives, then gather ’round a religious adviser to tell heartwarming stories and mock your fellow wankers in scatological detail.
Twas the night before Beermas, when all through the hash
The creatures were r*nning, and we even had cash;
Shiggy socks were donned on legs dark and pale,
All for the sake of drinking cheap ale;
Brew crew was nestled all snug in Scrotal brew crew’s car,
While visions of Naturdays danced in their noodle.
You MUST sign up on Hash Rego for trail credit. A pack of 35 will gather for trail with a live, socially distant circle.
D’Erections: From Fort Totten Metro, walk northwest on Galloway St NE toward Fort Totten Station, turn left on 1st Pl NE and continue when it turns into Gallatin St, then turn left on Fort Totten Dr NE. Capital Bike Share station at Fort Totten Metro Station.
We couldn’t celebrate without providing everyone’s favorite beverage – beer! Brew Crew will be available to serve you a limited amount of libations at both beer check and end. In order to ensure that this is done in a safe manner, we require the following:
Hand sanitizer will be provided. Please sanitize your hands before approaching the Brew Crew station.
Brew Crew is required to wear a mask at all times. You must also wear a mask when interacting with them.
Trails will be cans-only. Brew Crew will only purchase enough cans for rego’d hashers, so be sure to sign up!
You must pour your beer into a vessel before leaving the crew station.
Bottled water will also be provided – stay hydrated!
Do not reach for a beer! Brew Crew will hand your beer to you by placing it down on a table bench.
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