It’s hot. It’s humid. It’s summer in DC. Cool off with the biggest pool-free pool part this side of the Anacostia. Whether you prefer to BREASTstroke, Doggy (style) paddle, or just hang by the edge, prepare to get wet and wild.

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For the second year in a row, we’ll have itsy-bitsy attire and plenty of gummy bears (and also maybe some “teeny weenies” – sorry not sorry). Cum dressed to impress in your bikinis, one piece suits, speedo, tankini, or mankini. 

When: 6:45 PM Thursday June 13th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Waterfront Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, L’Chymen, Bitches Give Stitches, Son What The Fuck?!, Heaven’s Gape, Schrodinger’s Cock

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. You WILL get wet! Trail is dog-friendly, and so is on-after, but do you really want to smell a wet dog all night? (Present company excluded). It should be a nice summer night. Pack smartly and bring you water wings & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. You WILL get wet! Trail is dog-friendly, and so is on-after, but do you really want to smell a wet dog all night? (Present company excluded). It should be a nice summer night. Pack smartly and bring you water wings & mug! Be smart, have fun.

Last trains out of Waterfront (Green Line): Branch Ave 11:46 PM Greenbelt 11:24 PM

On After: Station 4 1101 4th St SW

Specials: Extended happy hour! $5 house wine, house liquor, select drafts and bottles. Food specials here.

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a thirsty hasher in possession of a good vessel, must be in want of a beverage.” – Jane Austen
Pride month in DC. Not since Regency Britain has there been such an idyllic time. So don your most festive attire and join the pack as it pridefully pounds its way through NW. You may want to dust off that Pride attire if you have not already done so. Or a cheeky cravat a la Beau Brummel? Up to you!

When: 6:45 PM, June 6th, 2019.  Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Foggy Bottom (Orange / Blue / Silver lines)  – follow marks to start (Washington Circle)!

Hares: Wait Wait, Don’t Fuck Me; Agent Orgy; No Strings Attached; Polly Wanna Crackwhore; Mr. Holland’s Anus; and a Mystery Hare.  

Trail Length: 
Runners:a little more than four milesWalkers: a little less than two miles

Misc. Crap: Trail is A to A. Stroller, dog, everything friendly. Bring a lamp, and a mug, and your Pride. Safety third!

Last Trains out of Foggy Bottom:
Blue to Franconia / Springfield: 11:34 PM
Blue to Largo Town Center: 11:28 PM
Orange to Vienna: 11:42 PM
Orange to New Carrollton: 11:17 PM
Silver to Largo Town Center: 11:15 PM
Silver to Wiehle / Reston East  11:27 PM

On After: Recessions


Specials:  You are my pride and joy