Last week you kissed Outgoing MisMan goodbye with the trying trails of Mad Max Madness – this week, get wet with your new MM in Waterworld! Get ready to worship your drunken sailors of the Exxon Valdez, 

 find out your crush has gills, 

and drink mysterious yellow liquid.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday January 16, 2020. Pack away at 7:15!

Where:  Shaw/Howard University- Howard exit

Hares: Twater Boarding, Tacos On A Bridge, They Blow Up So Fast, Seizures Phallus, Jiggly Tits, Tick Tock it’s Dick O’Clock, and Close Encounters of the Turd Kind

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z, dog friendly/no shiggy. Pack smartly and bring a cranium lamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runner’s is approximately 4 miles (2.4 / 1.6) and walkers is approximately 2.2 miles (.9 / 1.3).

Last trains out of Woodley Park/Zoo/Adams Morgan Metro:
Glenmont          11:42 PMShady Grove     11:28 PM

On After:Town Tavern

Specials:You got hella wet on trail. That’s pretty special.

Hash the Wasteland! You’re either a feral bloodbag…


An Imperator gone rogue for a past that no longer exists…


Or Warboys, driving the Road to Valhalla on SUCH A LOVELY DAY!

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Have some precious Aguacola and seek either the approval or destruction of Immortan Joe!



When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!

Where: Georgia Ave./Petworth Station – East/Northbound exit – follow marks to start!

Hares: Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Throbbin Hood, Son What the Fuck, Deetz Nutz, Stain Gretzy, Atari 6900, and a mystery hare!

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Dog-friendly, and there’s no tunnels on the Fury Road! No PI unless you wander into The Green Place. It will be a LOVELY DAY! Pack smartly, bring a headlamp & mug, and Immortan Joe will carry you to Valhalla himself! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about 2.4 miles first half and 1.6 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Georgia Ave.-Petworth:
Northbound Yellow: 11:27 PM
Northbound Green: 11:58 PM
Southbound Yellow: 11:15 PM
Southbound Green: 11:13 PM

On After: The Midlands Beer Garde
3333 Georgia Ave., Washington DC 20010

Specials: Throbbin thinks your mom is special.