New Year’s was almost a month ago and just staying home is getting, well, dull. Luckily, your hares have a tropical-themed festival trail to keep you warm on what is, statistically, D.C.’s coldest day of the year. Some people call your hares the Big Kahunas of Hashing. Some people call D.C. the Honolulu of the Mid-Atlantic. Some people say, screw it, I want a drink with a tiny umbrella and a fruit salad on top! Dig out your coconut bra, grass skirt, ukulele, longboard, can o’ SPAM, and pineapple – still no tiki torches, please – for a fun night straight out of Paul Gauguin’s fever dreams!


If you’re too young to know who this is, I’mma tell you it’s Paul Gauguin.

Sign up here!:

When: 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!

Where: Foggy Bottom Metro – follow marks to start in Washington Circle!

Hares: Pinocchi-Ho, Vagina is for Lawyers, Tie Me Up Before You Go-Go, Cock Whisperer, Just Colby, and Ready Player None

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp (again, no tiki torches!) & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.6 miles long (about 2.1 miles first half and 2.5 miles second half). Walkers’ trail is roughly half that (1mi and 1.3mi).

Last trains out of Foggy Bottom:

Ashburn – 12:01 AM

Largo – 12:00 AM

Franconia – 12:03 AM

Huntington – 12:07 AM

New Carrollton – 11:54 PM
Vienna/FFX-GMU – 12:09 AM

On After: The Tombs, 1226 36th St NW

Specials:  $15 Shock Top pitchers after 10pm 

Welcum one and all to the latest and greatest 2023 Everyday is Wednesday Mismanagement? We’re here to show you wankers how it’s done and kick off this year right with a trail hared by the shining new faces of this year’s misman. We have a van full of beer, songs in our hearts, and nothing to lose so cum out to trail and see the spectacle yourselves!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO ( We will begin allowing cash collection as of next week. Thank you for your patience as we (new MM) get settled.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 19th, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Shaw/Howard Metro – 7th Street Entrance

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 7th & S St NW

Hares: Burlington Ho Factory, This Little Piggy Goes to Ballsack, Tie Me Up Before You Go-Go, and Head Injury

Trail Details: 
– Runners: 2.12 mi. first half / 2.02 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1.10 mi. first half / 1.04 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B (0.4 miles to metro)]. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 

End Metro: Georgia Ave-Petworth
Last Trains Out:
– Branch Ave (Green): 11:43 PM
– Greenbelt (Green): 12:26 AM

On After*: The Midlands Beer Garden
Specials: You’re Special
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

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