As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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Do you love running? 

Do you love drinking?

Wait, we meant beer not necessarily vodka… but in any event, come run a Schitty Trail on Thursday!  

Be you a Moira,

An Alexis

A David

Or your own special schitty someone, come on out to Gallery Place and get ready to run the Schittiest Trail of the year!

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 19, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Gallery Place, exit towards Portrait Gallery

Nearest Capital Bike Share: F & 7th NW

Hares: Colliteral Damage, Son What the F*ck, General Tso’s Dickens, Stain Gretzky

Trail Details:
– Runners: ~2mi. first half / ~2 mi. second half

– Walkers: ~1 first half / ~1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69 (city shiggy) 


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun. 


End Metro: Gallery Place (Green/Yellow)

Last Trains Out:

Green Line Branch Ave – 11:52 PM

Red Line Glenmont – 12:08 AM

Green Line Greenbelt – 12:20 AM

Yellow Line Greenbelt – 11:50 PM

Yellow Line Huntington – 11:55 PM

Red Line Shady Grove – 12:02 AM

On After*: 618 Cocktail & Whiskey Bar  https://www.bar618.com/  If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: Waiting on discounts, but we have the roof!

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!

As the CDC and DC Health continue to update and revise guidelines, Mismanagement is working to determine how the hash fits into these recommendations. For this reason, masks are optional for fully vaccinated individuals. Vessels are still required for everyone. 

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“Due to circumstances beyond Gispert’s control, this week’s trail has been modified to the “Thursday is A Hashing Day Trail”! Start is still at Eastern Market, but will begin by the metro and the on-after will be Atlas Brew Works! Hope to see everyone there!”

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO (link).

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, May 12, 2022. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Eastern Market metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Eastern Market Metro / Pennsylvania Ave & 8th St SE

Hares: Colliteral Damage, Boom Goes the Vaginamite, Sir, Captain Hooker, Sir!, GeriatricMandering, and Dingle All the Way

Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.3 mi. first half / 2.1 mi. second half

– Walkers: 0.9 first half / 1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69

Pack a vessel, pack extra water. Weather is super unpredictable this time of year, so layers. Also BVC with the downtown traffic. 


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to Z (0.7 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is Required! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Navy Yard  – Green/Yellow

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave 12:17 AM

Greenbelt 11:52 PM

On After*: Atlas Brew Works. If you plan to come to the On After, note that indoor venues may choose to keep vaccine and mask requirements in place. 

Specials: You’re Special

*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Upcoming Events!

  • 2022 Tour du Hash (TDH) is June 3 -12!  TDH 2022 shirts are available for pre-order at https://www.customink.com/g/pcq0-00ck-d4kn!  Pre-order closes May 11.  Pre-order shirts will be delivered at TDH 2022 trails. There will be a limited amount of shirts for sale at TDH trails at a slightly higher price than the pre-order.  Order today!
  • EWH3’s 1300th Run & Pub Crawl coming soon, stay tuned for more details!

Hab of the Week!

Purchase this week’s hab item at a discounted price. Limited quantities available, so get ’em while they last! You can purchase when you rego to pick up at trail!

Give Back to the Hash!  

  • BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email [email protected] to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email [email protected]. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
  • ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email [email protected]

Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing [email protected]!