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We hashy wankers seek a chest-
to drink and motorboat for we not rest-
mates fixed upon thy stiff pike,
with boozed brain and cider spiked
And flasks been marked be-like
shots here n there
to be gripped
by fingers ten
and there they lay
all good litty men (and women) (#feminism #woke)
like a break-o-day in boozing again
Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum.
Yo-ho-ho Yo-ho-ho a hashy life for we.
A jolly Thursday is shall be.

“We are here to drink your beer
and steal your rum at the point of a…(insert member here)
Your alcohol to us will fall!
cause we are here to drink your beer.”
-Alestorm

When: 6:45pm Thursday December 13th 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: U Street Metro — Memorial/10th Street Exit (follow marks to start)

Hares: Shitty Porn Story and mystery hares.

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Doggo friendly. Should be a nice night, pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug. Be smart, have fun, arrrg.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 3.5 miles long (about 1.5 miles first half and 2 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of U Street Metro (Green Line):
www.wmata.com

On After:
The Codmother
1334 U Street NW

Specials:
Have you had a Peruvian Bear Fucker?
$7 dorra whiskey shot/PBR combo


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Did you know that male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, but female reindeer don’t? So that ugly sweater you have of humping reindeer is a whole lot kinkier than you thought. And Thursday is your chance to wear it! That’s right, for the fourth year in a row, we are giving you the chance to wear your tackiest, ugliest, or most hideous holiday sweater on a winter wonderland romp!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday December 6th, 2018. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Navy Yard Metro (Green Line) – use the New Jersey Ave. Exit and follow marks to start in Tingey Plaza!

Hares: Head Injury; All Flash, No Drive; Cafe au Laid; Cheech & Dong; La Gingeracha; and Too Easy

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ and is a pavement pounder. No shiggy unless you do something weird. Trail is stroller and dog friendly. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.0 miles long (about 2.1 miles first half and 1.9 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Navy Yard (Green Line):
www.wmata.com

On After:
The Big Stick
20 M Street SE

Specials: You are special