- EWH3 #1545: The “Numbers are Hard” Trail, September 10, 2026, King Street (Blue/Yellow)
- EWH3 #1534: The Dolly Parton Tribute/Lingerie Trail, September 3, 2026, Georgia Avenue/Petworth (Green/Yellow)
- EWH3 #1533: The 5th Anal Glitter Trail: The Happiest Hash on Earth! August 27, 2026, 2026, Crystal City (Blue/Yellow)
- EWH3 #1532: The Back to School, aka Hot for Teacher, Hash, Thursday, August 20, 2026, Friendship Heights (Red Line)
- EWH3 #1531: The Bubbles Trail, August 13, 2026, Potomac Ave (Blue/Orange/Silver)
- EWH3 #1530: The 13th Anal ABC Trail, August 6, 2026, Capitol South (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
- EWH3 #1355: Friendship Slip n Slide!, 30 July, 2026, Rosslyn Metro (Orange/Silver/Blue Line)
- EWH3 #1528: Turd’s 10th Hashiversary Trail, July 23rd 2026, East Fall Church (Orange/Silver)
- EWH3 #1527: Will Squat for Friends Trail, 7/16/2026, 2026, Huntington Metro (Yellow Line)
- EWH3 #1526: The I’m on a Boat Trail, July 9th, 2026, Crystal City (Yellow/Blue Line)
- EWH3 #1525: In-de-penis from Britain, 02Jul26, 2026, Virginia Square/GMU (Orange/Silver)
- EWH3 #1524: Third Anal NOT Father’s Day Trail, June 25, 2026, Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center (Green/Yellow Lines)
- EWH3 #1523: 2nd Anal Fuck My Tatas Birthday Trail, June 18, 2026, Huntington (Yellow)
- EWH3 #1522: Everybody LBGTAQ? (Everybody Loves a Bigger Gayer Trail, Any Questions?), June 11, 2026, Pentagon City (Blue/Yellow)
- EWH3 #1521: The British are Cumming Trail, June 4, 2026, Dupont Circle (Red Line)
- EWH3 #1520: The Heated Rivalry Trail, May 28th, 2026, Takoma (Red Line)
- EWH3 #1519: The OG Trail, Thursday, May 21, 2026, Congress Heights Metro Station (Green Line)
- EWH3 #1518: The Summa Cum Loudly Trail, May 14th, 2026, Foggy Bottom
- EWH3 #1517: The “It’s Still Cinco de Mayo if You Never Put Down the Tequila Bottle” Trail, May 7, 2026, Eastern Market (Orange, Blue & Silver)
- EWH3 #1516: Bugs Bunny’s Cream Pie, April 30, 2026, Potomac Yard Metro (Blue/Yellow)
- EWH3 #1515: Earth Day Trail, April 23, 2026, Braddock Rd Metro (Blue/Yellow)
- EWH3 Pub Crawl: 24 Carrot Magic 2026
- EWH3 #1514: The HASHAMANIA Trail, April 16, 2026, Eisenhower Av
- EWH3 #1513: National Unicorn Day (Captain Jack’s Pre-Birthday), April 9th, 2026, Woodley Park-Zoo / Adams Morgan (Red Line)
- EWH3 #1512: Exodus to the Promised Land Trail, April 2, 2026, Dupont Circle (Red)
- EWH3 #1511: Pre-WIE Trail, March 26, 2026, Clarendon Metro (Blue/Orange/Silver)
- EWH3 #1510: Ginja Ninja’s 10th Hash-versery Trail, March 19, 2026, NoMa/ Gallaudet University
- EWH3 #1509: Saint Patrick’s Day, March 12, 2026, King St. (Blue/Yellow)
- EWH3 #1508: The Tale of Venera 14 Trail, March 5, 2026, Woodley Park-Zoo/Adams Morgan (Red Line)
- EWH3 #1507: Farewell EPD, Hello Meatless March Trail, February 26th, 2026, Tenleytown-AU (Red Line)
- EWH3 #1506: Huaynaputina’s Revenge, February 19, 2026, NoMa/Gallaudet U (Red Line)
- EWH3 #1505: Roose Rips Fukov Farewell Trail, February 12, 2026, Navy Yard-Ball Park Metro (Green)
- EWH3 #1504: The O’LimpDicks ‘26 Trialz Trail, February 5th, 2026,Foggy Bottom (*Blue/Orange/Silver*)
- EWH3 #1503: Curmudgeons Trail, January 29th, 2026, Eastern Market (Blue, Orange, Silver)
- EWH3 #1502: The Shit Show, January 22, 2026, Georgia Ave/Petworth (Green Line)
- EWH3 #1501: Incumming MisMan Trail, January 15, 2026, King St (Blue/Yellow)
- EWH3 #1499.5: Outgoing Misman Trail, January 8th, 2025, Navy Yard/Ballpark (Green)
- EWH3 #1499 New Year, Newd Me!, January 1, 2025, Waterfront Metro (Green Line)
- EWH3 Orphan Christmas Trail, Dec 25 2025, Greenbelt (Green Line)
- EWH3 #1498: It’s Mostly Downhill From Here, December 18th, 2025, Columbia Heights
- EWH3 #1497: The SHUTDOWN IS OVER TRAIL!!!, December 11, 2025, Columbia Heights (Green Line)
- EWH3 #1496: The 11th Anal Ugly Sweater Trail, December 4, 2025, Eastern Market (Blue/Orange/Silver)
- EWH3 #1495: *(Wild) Turkey Day Trail*, 27 November 2025, Huntington Metro North Entrance / Exit / Huntington Avenue (Yellow)
- EWH3 #1494: The “This Trail Has No Theme”-themed Trail, November 20th, 2025, Columbia Heights (Green Line)
- EWH3 #1493: The Girl at the Rock Show Trail, November 13, 2025, Potomac Ave (Blue/Orange/Silver Line)
- EWH3 #1492: The Onesie Trail, November 6th, 2025, Crystal City Metro (Yellow/Blue Line)
- EWH3 #1491: Trick or Treat BITCHES, October 30th, 2025, Braddock Road Metro (Blue/Yellow)
- EWH3 #1490: The Dino-mite Dinosaur Trail, 23 October, 2025, Ballston Metro (Orange & Silver)
- EWH3 #1489: *Fall Vibes and Birthday Strides*, October 16th, 2025, *Braddock Metro* (*Blue/Yellow*)
- EWH3 Pre-Lube to DC Red Dress Run!
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