Welcum to the First Anal Anythingaversary Trail!  For your alpha co-hares, it’s the 1st Analversary of our White Dress Run, but we don’t want to limit this trail to our celebration, we want to celebrate all of the things!  Pick anything you wouldn’t ordinarily, or haven’t but would like to, celebrate as an anniversary and bring that joy to trail!  

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 28, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Brookland Metro, follow marks to start

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 10th & Monroe St NE

Hares: Colliteral Damage, Honey Bunches of C*nt, Geriatricmandering, Son, What the F*ck!

Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.75  mi. first half / 2.3 mi. second half

– Walkers: 1.2 mi first half / 1.5 mi. second half

– Shiggy: 0.69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (0.4 mi to Brookland Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, a full water bottle, and something to celebrate. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Brookland 

Last Trains Out:

Glenmont – 12:19 AM

Shady Grove – 11:51 AM

On After: Brookland Pint

Specials: You’re Anythingaversary!

This week we are celebrating our favorite Disney Channel Original Movies! From Halloweentown to Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century to the GOAT of DCOMs – High School Musical, there are so many feel-good, cringy films to choose from. Dress as your favorite character and maybe be prepared to audition for the Hash Summer Musicale?? 

YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD.

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 21, 2024. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Mt Vernon Sq 7th St-Convention Center

Nearest Capital Bike Share: 5th and K Street NW

Hares: Jeb!utante, Poon-apple Juice, Vegetarian, The Cumburglar!, No Strings Attached

Trail Details:
– Runners: TBD but around 2 mi. first half / TBD but around 2 mi. second half 

– Walkers: TBD but around 1 mi first half / TBD but around 1 mi. second half

– Shiggy: .69


Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and the song that’s in your heart. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.

End Metro: Shaw-Howard University

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave 11:47PM

Greenbelt 12:20AM

On After: Ivy and ConeySpecials: u r special