Nine years ago, on a cold and blustery night, a bitch went into labor. The very next morning, a legend was born. Jailbait (aka Mongo) was brought into this world naked, blind, deaf, and screaming, just like a hasher after too much Twinkle Juice. He was truly destined to be One Of Us. On this trail we will celebrate not only him, but ALL of our hashpuppies.

This is an INCREDIBLY dog friendly trail. Beer check is at a dog park, so we can let them run free while we enjoy our libations. Bring your dog. Come dressed as your dog. Bring us all hotdogs as we celebrate all that it means to be a K69, and let’s get doggy style. Just don’t pee on the fire hydrants (at least not while muggles are looking).

SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO if paying by card:

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, March 9, 2023. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!

Where: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood Metro

Nearest Capital Bike Share: Rhode Island Ave-Brentwood Metro

Hares: Red Roper, Dingle All the Way, Tie Me Up Before You Go Go

Trail Details: 
– Runners: 2 mi. first half / 2 mi. second half
– Walkers: 1 mi.first half /1 mi. second half
– Shiggy: Dog poop

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A (.25 miles to metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun. 

End Metro: Rhode Island Ave- Brentwood
Last Trains Out:

Red Line Glenmont
12:17 AM

Red Line Shady Grove
11:53 PM

On After*: Dew Drop Inn, which is dog friendly.
Specials: Your puppy is special. You? Not so much.
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.

Friday, March 3rd is World Wildlife Day. This is a United Nations international day to celebrate all the world’s wild animals and plants and the contributions that they make to our lives and the health of the planet.  

Dress in your wildest attire and join us to celebrate our favorite plants and animals, such as:




…because who doesn’t love a good gin?

& the Hares!

Sign up on HashRego if paying by card:

When: Thursday, March 2, 2023 – Pack away at 7:15 PM!

Where: Navy Yard – Ballpark – M ST & New Jersey Ave Exit

Hares: Poon-apple Juice, Burlington Ho Factory, Head Injury, & a mystery hare 

Trail Details:

Runners: 1.75 miles / 2.0 miles

Walkers: 0.8 miles / 1.2 miles

Miscellaneous Details: Trail is A to A1 (it’s a bit of a hike to the metro). Bring a mug and cranium lamp. Don’t forget your ID for on-after. Onesies are strongly encouraged. 

On-After: Solace Outpost Navy Yard

Last Trains Out:

Branch Ave – 12:17 AM

Greenbelt – 11:52 PM