Remember that bouncing ball you use to watch and learn to sing Disney songs to? No? Before your time – try Zenon…

Well, join your new Songmeister and his hash choir for this Sing-Along Trail! He promises to have new-ish songs for you to learn so be ready to grab your scrotum to hit those high notes!

Afterward, you get to take all that choir practice on the trail and put it to good use at karaoke!!!!

When: 6:45 PM Thursday, January 24th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Pentagon Row Outdoor Ice Skating, 1201 S Joyce St, Arlington, VA 22202 (head to Champs)

Hares: Atari 6900, Rosetta Bone, R.O.B. Trickled Down Sexonomics, & Goldman Ballsach  

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B, and will be a dog- & stroller-friendly pavement pounder. Pack smartly and bring a cranium lamp & mug!  Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.7 miles long (about 2.1 miles  first half and 2.6 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Pentagon City:

Fort Totten 11:10 PM

Franconia-Springfield 11:53 PM

Huntington 11:29 PM

Largo Town Center 11:19 PM

On After: Freddies

Specials: This Hash Hymnal is Special


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When: 6:45 PM Thursday January 17th, 2019. Pack away at 7:15!

Where: Columbia Heights Metro – follow marks to start!

Hares: Special Head Kid, Heaven’s Gape, Mourning Wood, Quid Pro Blow, Rail Mary, Blow Me Closer Tiny Dancer, Please Step Away from the Whores, and L’chymen

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Runners’ and Walkers’ trail are dog friendly; walkers’ trail is stroller-friendly. Pack smartly, dress warmly, and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4.4 miles long (about 2.12 miles first half and 2.32 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of Columbia Heights / Adams Morgan (Red Line, but it is closer to our end):
www.wmata.com

On After: Town Tavern 2323 18th Street NW. Specials: You get a special, and you get a special – everyone gets a special!