Get up, Sleeping Booty! The Glitterati is back for the 5th Anal Glitter Trail! Dress to impress in your most ear-resistible Poca-hot-ass costume, or strip down to the Bare Necessities. Whichever you choose, body glitter is mandatory (with consent)! If you follow Uncle Walt’s fairy dust to beerfinity and beyond, your hares promise you’ll go from Zero to sparkle Hero. You might even find a Genie in a Bottle of Malort! Join us Lost Boys and girls in some Peter Pan-demonium as we hunt down our favorite beverage, because you ain’t Never Had a Friend Like Beer! 🍻
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 27, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Crystal City Metro (follow marks to start)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Crystal City Metro (18th & S. Bell St)
Hares: Whoriana Trench, Naughtya Cumandeatme, Immoral Support, Just J
Trail Details: – Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.9 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.6 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your personal items! End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
Blue:
Largo: 11:46pm
Franconia-Springfield: 12:28am
Yellow:
Greenbelt: 11:48pm
Huntington: 12:10am
On After*: Freddie’s
Specials: Glitter is special!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
RED DRESS RUN is coming! Rego is live! Don’t forget to rego for BLT (Boxers, Lingerie, Toga) if you want to part the whole weekend! https://hashrego.com/events/dc-rdr
Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00Harerazorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngHarerazor2026-08-24 19:00:532026-08-24 19:00:57EWH3 #1533: The 5th Anal Glitter Trail: The Happiest Hash on Earth! August 27, 2026, 2026, Crystal City (Blue/Yellow)
The most dreaded day of the year has arrived for most students, but some of us ended up marrying hot MILF teachers, so Van Halen will ring in our ears as those loser kids ring in the new school year. Come out to Friendship Heights and get as dirty as all your (now-problematic) fantasies of banging your 6th grade history teacher while the janitor watches.
Pre-requisites: Be familiar with the original, other tributes are encouraged.
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 38.96249233677861, -77.08599747838093
Hares: Semen on the Pew & Cum Dumpling
Trail Details: – Runners: 2.9 mi. first half / 1.25 mi. second half
– Walkers: 2 mi first half / .5 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 4.69 runners/walkers
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Shiggy rating: 4.69 for both walkers and runners. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your personal items! End Metro: Friendship Heights
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont: 12:24am
On After*:Aura Bar & Grill, 5247 Wisconsin Ave, NW, Washington, DC
RED DRESS RUN is coming! Rego is live! Don’t forget to rego for BLT (Boxers, Lingerie, Toga) if you want to part the whole weekend! https://hashrego.com/events/dc-rdr
Join the EWH3 Discord channel!!! Chat with your friends and other EWH3 members, while also finding trail information all in one place! Make sure to change your name to your hash name upon entering! https://tinyurl.com/ewh3discord
BREW CREW! Do you enjoy those beverages on trail? Brews require brew crews! Email ewh3brewmeister@gmail.com to keep the hash alive. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
HARES! Ready to help hare or make your own trail? Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com. See the EWH3 calendar for dates.
ADOPT A METRO! Love to explore? We need hashers to walk/jog/bike/drive to potential Beverage Checks and On-Ins and check them out. Email ewh3harerazor@gmail.com.
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
https://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.png00Harerazorhttps://www.ewh3.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/EWH3_logo-No-Background.pngHarerazor2026-08-18 20:09:512026-08-19 10:47:07EWH3 #1532: The Back to School, aka Hot for Teacher, Hash, Thursday, August 20, 2026, Friendship Heights (Red Line)
EWH3 #1533: The 5th Anal Glitter Trail: The Happiest Hash on Earth! August 27, 2026, 2026, Crystal City (Blue/Yellow)
Prelube: Highline RxR, 2010 Crystal Drive
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Get up, Sleeping Booty! The Glitterati is back for the 5th Anal Glitter Trail! Dress to impress in your most ear-resistible Poca-hot-ass costume, or strip down to the Bare Necessities. Whichever you choose, body glitter is mandatory (with consent)! If you follow Uncle Walt’s fairy dust to beerfinity and beyond, your hares promise you’ll go from Zero to sparkle Hero. You might even find a Genie in a Bottle of Malort! Join us Lost Boys and girls in some Peter Pan-demonium as we hunt down our favorite beverage, because you ain’t Never Had a Friend Like Beer! 🍻
On-Bibbidi-Boppidi-Booze-On!
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday, August 27, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Crystal City Metro (follow marks to start)
Nearest Capital Bike Share: Crystal City Metro (18th & S. Bell St)
Hares: Whoriana Trench, Naughtya Cumandeatme, Immoral Support, Just J
Trail Details:
– Runners: 1.8 mi. first half / 2.0 mi. second half
– Walkers: 0.9 mi first half / 0.9 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 0.69
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’ (0.6 mi to Crystal City Metro). Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your personal items!
End Metro: Crystal City
Last Trains Out:
Blue:
Largo: 11:46pm
Franconia-Springfield: 12:28am
Yellow:
Greenbelt: 11:48pm
Huntington: 12:10am
On After*: Freddie’s
Specials: Glitter is special!
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!
EWH3 #1532: The Back to School, aka Hot for Teacher, Hash, Thursday, August 20, 2026, Friendship Heights (Red Line)
Prelube: Clydes of Chevy Chase, 5441 Wisconsin Ave, Chevy Chase, MD
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The most dreaded day of the year has arrived for most students, but some of us ended up marrying hot MILF teachers, so Van Halen will ring in our ears as those loser kids ring in the new school year. Come out to Friendship Heights and get as dirty as all your (now-problematic) fantasies of banging your 6th grade history teacher while the janitor watches.
Pre-requisites: Be familiar with the original, other tributes are encouraged.
YOU MUST SIGN UP AND PAY VIA HASH REGO IF PAYING BY CARD
When: 6:45 PM Thursday,August 20, 2026. Pack will be away right at 7:15 PM, don’t be late!
Where: Friendship Heights Station, Chevy Chase Pavillion exit. Look for marks/wankers.
Nearest Capital Bike Share: 38.96249233677861, -77.08599747838093
Hares: Semen on the Pew & Cum Dumpling
Trail Details:
– Runners: 2.9 mi. first half / 1.25 mi. second half
– Walkers: 2 mi first half / .5 mi. second half
– Shiggy: 4.69 runners/walkers
Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. Shiggy rating: 4.69 for both walkers and runners. Bring your own vessel, a cranium light, dry shoes, bug spray, and a full water bottle. Sign up on Hash Rego is required if paying by card! Be smart, have fun.
We also have a bag van for your personal items!
End Metro: Friendship Heights
Last Trains Out:
Glenmont: 12:24am
On After*: Aura Bar & Grill, 5247 Wisconsin Ave, NW, Washington, DC
Specials: $5 bottled beers, $7 drafts, $7 mixed drinks, $12 loaded nachos, $12 beef sliders, $10 buffalo chicken dip
*On Afters are an unofficial hash adjacent event. Please use your best adult judgment to decide about your participation.
Upcoming Events & Announcements!
Give Back to the Hash!
Did you really cum all the way here for this? Sign up to receive trail announcements directly to your inbox by emailing ewh3harerazor@gmail.com!