Did you miss the last Twinkle Juice trail? Did you maybe just forget it because you drank too much? Either way, cum join us for the DECENNIAL of Halloween celebrations with Twinkle Juice. Dress up in your spooookiest outfit for a run through NOMA, and let us turn you into zombies with $3 beers and $4 fireball shooters at the on-after…after more Twinkle Juice and other shots than you can shake a spooky stick at.

Call off for Friday now.

Where: NOMA Galludet Metro – Follow Marks to Start

Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Colliteral Damage, Vladimir’s Fruitin’, Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, and a special spooky Mystery Hare

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to A’. 0% Shiggy, dog friendly trail but not on after. It should be a nice night. Pack smartly, BRING A HEADLAMP & mug! Be smart, have fun. Consider taking Friday off.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 4 miles long (about 2.5 miles first half and 1.5 mile second half). Walkers’ trail is 2.2 miles long (.6 first half and 1.6 second).

Last trains out of NOMA Gallaudet Metro:

Red Line Glenmont: 11:44 PM
Red Line Shady Grove: 11:26 PM

Song of the week:

Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock

What the hell was in that shot?  

Chocolate Milk and Everclear 

Should have stuck to drinking beer

Now I have to Twinkle Puke

Fuck your fucking Twinkle Juice

On After: Last Call
1301-A Fourth St., NE

Specials: $3 beers, $4 Fireball shooters, and possibly some kind of Beerback combo if we get enough people to show up. Neat!

Welcome to the Everyday is Wednesday edition of the World Peace Through Beer.  World Peace Through Beer is an annual event held on the closest hashing day to United Nations Day, Oct. 24. We are helping all beer-producing nations by encouraging production and consumption of beer, and helping various hash groups open their eyes to the variety of beers and flavours enjoyed by hashers everywhere.

That being said, the hares want to apologize in advance, as you will be served “good” non-shitty lite beer at beer check. But fear not, you’ll get your normal quality of beer at end circle! Also, this is your typical Haystack trail, if you are training for a marathon, we recommend that you do not use this trail as a training run!

Also, first 25 hashers to sign-in will get a World Peace Through Beer Patch

When: Thursday, Oct 24th, 6:45 circle up, Pack away 7:15!

Where: Ft. Totten Metro (Red/Green/Yellow Line) – follow marks to start located at Fort Circles Park

Hares: Can’t Find Pussy in a Haystack, GingerSnatch, Orange is the New Snatch, Shamrock Your Cock

Miscellaneous Crap: Trail is A to B. Minimal PI It should be a nice night. Pack smartly and bring a headlamp & mug! Be smart, have fun.

How Far: Runners’ trail will be approximately 3-4 miles long (about 1-2 miles first half and 1-2 miles second half). Walkers’ trail usually is approximately half the distance of the runners’ trail.

Last trains out of [On-In Metro]:
Glenmont: 11:49PM
Shady Grove: 12:21PM

On After: San Antonio Bar and Grill, 3908 12th St NE, Washington, DC 20017

Specials: You’re mom is special