EWH3 #616: Graffiti Trail – Thursday, November 4, 2010
Where: Foggy Bottom Metro — Blue/Orange Lines. Dawn that sexy, cheap white t-shirt with sharpie in hand and follow marks to the start.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, November 4, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Whiskey Business, Monday Sticky Monday, Underground Railroad, Just Liz
Misc: A to A’. Dog-friendly-ish…we may or may not be running thru a few buildings, so if you bring Fido be prepared to create your own trail from time to time.
A note from your alpha hare: It’s that time of year when the hash gets whiter than it normally is! Break out your white shirts (or Tyvek suits), Sharpie markers, and your inappropriate comments for this year’s graffiti hash! Enjoy a scenic trail through FoBo and DC with plenty of stops for opportunities to write all over your fellow hashers. I personally intend to take swigs of each 4loko flavor and then spit them onto people’s white canvases (guess which hare I am!). Craaaaazy colors! Bring your writing instruments of choice, because we certainly won’t be providing you wankers with them.
EWH3 #615: Twinkle’s Halloween Hash Bash: Anything But Clothes – Thursday, October 28, 2010
Where: Chinatown Metro — Red/Yellow/Green Lines. H Street Exit. Follow marks to the start and try not to get arrested for indecent exposure.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, October 28, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish.
Hares: Twinkle Twinkle Little Cock, Compost Pile, Pee on Your Colada, 6 Pigs in a Blanket, Just Paul, and Shamrock your Cock
Misc: A to B. Dog-friendly, but only if they’re not wearing clothes.
A note from your hares: That’s right – you read that title correctly. No clothes allowed this week. Anything but. Cover up your dangly parts with something else. Bust out those furs, sandwich boards, or strategically placed stuffed animals (puppies covering puppies?) and get as creative as you want. Or if you can’t find pool floaties, a flag, or caution tape, grab some garbage bags, towels, or plastic wrap – hell, reuse last week’s toga if you need to, just wash it first. Your bravery will be rewarded; the number of hares is directly correlated with the number of shots…We look forward to seeing you without your clothes on.