EWH3 #596: TourDuhHash Leg 7 – “The Hash Set Me Up” Trail – Thursday, June 17, 2010
Where: Anacostia Metro – Gaga-Green Line (yes, I’m obsessed with her, deal with it). Follow marks to the start or just look for the “lost” white people.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, June 17, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
Hares: MotorMouth, JackOffLantern, Just Chris
Misc: A-“Z” –
A note from your token nonblack guy: the OnOnOn is about 10 blocks from the start, and the neighborhood “changes at night.”  Please be safe and walk with a buddy (or 12).  BUT those who stay for the Circle and the OnOnOn bar are in for a TREAT!  Runners and walkers trail will be dog friendly.  Runner trail will NOT be stroller friendly at all.  Bring dry shoes, a canoe, repelling gear and a shank.
The Player’s Lounge (Georgina’s)
2737 Martin Luther King Junior Avenue Southeast
Washington, DC 20032-2608
(202) 574-1331
Specials:  Possible guest appearance by a local celebrity…along with an entourage of crack whores! Hooray.
DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
1) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Over 200 signed up so far, don’t be left out!
2) 14th annual Tubing in the Shenandoah (T.I.T.S.) Weekend
3) EWH3 Red Line PUBCRAWL – July 10th. SAVE THE DATE. Talk to Cock-A-Doodle-Do-Me about shirts!!!
4) White House Hash Wild Wild West Camping and Tubbing  Trip
July 23-25, 2010, Bentonville, VA 
7) SAVE THE DATE – Beer Mile – August 13th
8)17th Annual Beerly Legal Virginia Interhash
August 20-22, 2010, Chesapeake, VA
Rego: $60

Where: Van Ness – UDC – Linea roja. Follow marks to the start and looks for the group of guys who looks like child molestors and the chicks who might possibly have dicks.
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, May 6, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
Hares: Hungry Hungry Homo, T!ts for Tots, Konichi [email protected], Just Lauren, y possible Mystery Hare
Misc: A-B…Tough dog friendly…”small dogs may drown.” Headlamps and a change of dry shoes are suggested. Possible/probable PI. Grow a mustache. Wear a fake mustache. Draw on a mustache. Who cares…but downing ta-kill-ya is so much classier with a fuzzy worm on your upper lip. 

4515 Wicsonsin Ave. N.W.
Washington, DC
Specials: $5 margaritas, vino, y cervezas. And possible food specials.