Where: Van Ness – UDC – Linea roja. Follow marks to the start and looks for the group of guys who looks like child molestors and the chicks who might possibly have dicks.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, May 6, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares: Hungry Hungry Homo, T!ts for Tots, Konichi [email protected], Just Lauren, y possible Mystery Hare
 
Misc: A-B…Tough dog friendly…”small dogs may drown.” Headlamps and a change of dry shoes are suggested. Possible/probable PI. Grow a mustache. Wear a fake mustache. Draw on a mustache. Who cares…but downing ta-kill-ya is so much classier with a fuzzy worm on your upper lip. 
 
OnOnOn:

Guapos
4515 Wicsonsin Ave. N.W.
Washington, DC
 
Specials: $5 margaritas, vino, y cervezas. And possible food specials.

EWH3 Hash #554: the “Rave” hash

 
Where: Bethesda Metro.  Up the escalators and look for chalk.

When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, October 22nd. Pack away at 7:15, if we’re lucky.

Hares: Unobtainium, Obeastiologist, Bitch on Bitch on Bitch, I Manual Cunt, and a Just Vicki who may or may not be Swing Cycle because the hares didn’t specify and I don’t care enough to ask.

Misc: A-A’, no PI, bring dry shoes and a headlamp.  No, seriously, bring a headlamp.  What was with all you people who went on the ballbuster without a headlamp, even after I sent out a special email just for you people saying, “Bring a headlamp”?  If you can’t be bothered to bring a headlamp, I can’t be bothered to call the hospital when you fall down and break an ankle because you didn’t bring a headlamp.  HEADLAMP.

 
OnOnOn: Tommy Joes
4714 Montgomery Ln
Bethesda, MD 20814
(301) 654-3801