EWH3 #611: College Park Metro Trail – Thursday, September 30, 2010 
 
Where: College Park Metro — Green Line. Take a deep breath. Be one with being outside of DC…and follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, September 30, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares:  Holy Tit!, Generals Farm Animal, and Looney Soccer Dad
 
Misc: A to A’, Dark, wet, and full of shiggy – just like your little sister. Tough dog friendly. An important albeit lengthy note from your alpha hare:
 
Preamble.  The Hare encourages everyone to stay home as he doesn’t want to hear your bitching and moaning and crying.  If I wanted to hear bitching and moaning and crying I’d still be married.
 
Note 1: This weeks trail is going to feature many off-road sections. 
 
Note 2: See Note 1.  These sections will not have street lights.  It will be dark.  Everyone (walkers and r*nners) attending will fall into two groups, those who are happy they have a working flashlight/headlamp, and those who really wish they had a working flashlight/headlamp.
 
Note 3:  See Note 1.  These sections will might not be dry.  They might be wet.  Okay, who am I kidding, they will be wet.  Everyone (walkers and r*nners) attending will fall into two groups, those who are happy they brought dry clothes/shoes, and those who really wish they had dry clothes/shoes.
 
Note 4: See Notes 1, 2, & 3.  This weeks shenanigans is going to feature walkers, turkey, and eagle trails.
 
R*nners – If you are a p*ssy do not r*n the eagle trail.  If you think you are p*ssy or if your friends tell you that you are a p*ssy, do not r*n the eagle trail.  If you are a big p*ssy do not r*n the turkey trail either, instead you should consider the walkers trail, it’s just right for you Goldilocks.
 
Walkers – You are all p*ssies and should stay home.  See Preamble and Notes 1, 2, & 3.
 
OnOnOn:
Rinaldi’s Riverdale Bowl, aka the Riverdale Bowling Alley
6322 Kenilworth Ave
Riverdale, Maryland 20737
(301) 864-5940
 
Specials: An actual ending spot in the middle of no where! Trust me, that’s pretty damn special. NOTE…the OnOnOn is exactly 1 mile (according to the great Google) from the Metro. Much like Georgina’s but with less sketch and more Maryland.
 
Last train to Branch Ave (into DC): 11:33 PM

EWH3 #610: Arlington Cemetery Trail – Thursday, September 23, 2010 
 
Where: Arlington Cemetery Metro — Blue Line. Follow chalk marks from the metro exit to the start…and look for 100 of your closest friends standing around looking irreverent.
 
When: 6:45 PM, Thursday, September 23, 2010. Pack away at 7:15ish. 
 
Hares:  My Little Pony, I’ll Packa, Silver Spooge, Peter Peter Manhole Eater, and Just Lauren.
 
Misc: A to B, One noted “tricky” dog area…otherwise ok for your pup. Please note your hares have told me to emphasize: HEADLAMPS, HEADLAMPS, HEADLAMPS. DRY SHOES, DRY SHOES, DRY SHOES. And a strong will and a strong liver…but we always have those, uhhhh, right? 
 
OnOnOn:
(the lovely and always friendly) Continental
1911 N. Fort Myer Drive
Arlington, VA 22209
703-465-7675
 
Specials: I was told to say “Virginia is special because it’s for lovers” but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
 

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DC Area Upcumming Hash Events:
 
1) CHECK OUT BeltwayBob Hash Happy Hour http://www.dchashing.com/community/beltwaybob/  Tell them EWH3 sent you and then drink everyone else under the table.

2) Red Dress Run Registration Open! Oct 9, 2010 ~ Almost 400 signed up so far (79 signed up from EWH3… the largest DC contingent thus far!!!), sign up now before the price goes up again!
https://store.hashspace.com/product.php?productid=16490&cat=288&page=1
 
3) Lingerie Run (aka Red Dress Run Pre-lube) Registration Open! Oct 8, 2010 ~ Already over a 100 signed up, don’t miss the party before the party! https://store.hashspace.com/dcfullmoon